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>> Hey, guys.
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I'm Ed Bassmaster
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and you may have seen me
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on YouTube.
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The Looney Wheel...
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And that is me.
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> I'm a bush!
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That's me too.
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The crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I just ordered it.
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When I see a car like this,
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the first thing I do is I say,
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"Would you look at this?"
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Yeah, all of those guys are me.
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>> Yes, yes, yes!
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>> You're my favorite!
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>> I have almost a billion views
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on the Internet
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and now I'm going to take
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what I do to television.
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Look at it!
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Ow, oh!
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This is
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> Can I take your order?
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>> Yeah, hey...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> Say what?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> I can't understand you, sir.
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You want the number three
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basket or you just want tenders
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by itself?
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>> Nah, f'more basket.
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>> Tender basket?
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>> No, f'more basket.
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>> I couldn't understand
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you, hon.
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>> Ff'ord basket.
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>> The, the pork...
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>> Oh, no...
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>> ...sandwich?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> I can't hear you hon, 'cause
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there's something big and loud
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out there.
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>> Yeah...
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>> Think you could pull around?
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I'm so sorry, there was
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something out there loud,
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and I couldn't hear you.
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>> I'm sorry, yeah, they kept...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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...the screen back there.
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So loud, I'm like,
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"Hey, you all right?"
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(mumbles incoherently)
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(laughing)
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I tell you.
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I'm sitting there thinking, man.
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I remember back when I was
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a kid... (mumbles incoherently)
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...boxes outside the windows.
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And boy, you could sit there all
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day kind of off both sides
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and count the cats off the nine
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tails.
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One by ones.
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>> What can I get you, hon?
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>> The Coke and the...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> And a what?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> I don't know what
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you're saying.
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>> The flat martels.
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>> The flat mertles?
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>> Yeah, the plat mertles.
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(snickers)
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>> Brett Sellars here
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and I am super stoked to
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tell you guys about a new prank
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we're working on called Gotcha.
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See, it's a prank without
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the prank, it's just the reveal.
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It's great.
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*
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Brett Sellars here
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from Gotcha TV.
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Here's our mark right here,
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we're gonna let him off the
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hook.
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Come on, let's let him
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off the hook.
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Here we go, here we are, guys,
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we got him.
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We, we gotcha, pal.
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>> I don't know, no.
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>> Did you realize
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it was a prank?
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Give it up for him, buddies.
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>> Whoo!
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>> I don't know what
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the prank was.
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>> Well, we just gotcha.
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We just totally gotcha
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off guard.
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>> Um...
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>> You're wondering
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how we pulled it off, right?
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>> Yeah, I don't know what you
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pulled off.
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>> I don't know if you saw,
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I was behind here, I came out.
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>> What were you doing back
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there?
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>> Setting up to get you.
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>> Okay.
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>> And we gotcha.
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>> Okay, okay.
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>> So now that we gotcha,
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now what are you thinking?
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>> I'm, uh, I'm, uh,
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I'm surprised, yeah.
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>> There we go.
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Caught you off guard, didn't we?
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>> You did, you did catch me
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off guard, I'm caught off guard.
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>> Gotcha! Stay tuned.
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>> Yo, this your boy
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always Teste.
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I'm making this video for you.
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I heard you seeing somebody
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else.
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And I'ma show you what I'ma do.
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Excuse me.
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Are you good with a camera?
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Can you film something for me?
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Like I'm trying to get a shot.
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I'ma do, I'm gonna give a shout
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out to my girl.
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>> Yeah, sure.
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>> Cool. Why don't you get,
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like, right here?
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>> All right.
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>> Yeah, like right there,
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that's perfect.
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>> All right.
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>> It's recording right?
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>> Yep.
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>> Yo, man, I'm making this
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video about you 'cause I know
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you talking to some other
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dude now.
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I'ma little bit upset about it.
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I'm gonna show you what I'm
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gonna do to him
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if I run into him.
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I'm just letting you know.
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I'm gonna bust his head up
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like that.
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(woman gasps)
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Okay?
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I'm gonna snap him in half,
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you know what I'm saying?
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I don't play that,
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you know what I mean?
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I gotta get one more.
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>> I don't know that I wanna
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be a part of this.
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>> I'm gonna pick him up and
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I'm gonna body slam him
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like this.
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And then that's it.
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Then what you gonna do?
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>> What are you doing?
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What's going on?
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>> Yo, he's making a video.
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>> I'm just, uh, helping
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this guy out.
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>> And you're smashing
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produce in the store?
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>> That seems to be
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what's going on, yeah.
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>> Why would you think
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that this is okay?
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>> I have no idea
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what I'm doing.
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>> He's a filmmaker.
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>> You're just gonna come--
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>> That wasn't me!
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(laughing)
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>> Well, you said you could
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film it for me.
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>> Sir, this is extremely
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unacceptable, I can't believe...
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>> Yeah, I tried to tell him
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not to do it.
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>> (laughing)
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>> What, what are you
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doing here?
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>> This is your camera.
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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And you know what else?
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This is my TV show.
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It's called "The Ed Bassmaster
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Show," dawg, you on it.
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That was good, man,
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you did a good job.
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>> I'm so glad it's a joke
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because I was getting very
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disturbed.
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>> She turnt on me, dawg, she...
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>> Would you look at that?
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It's like a giant rubber band.
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Would you look at it?
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What do you call that?
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>> A slack line.
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>> Slack line.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You guys are a bunch
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of slackers.
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(cackling)
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Look at that balance.
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Just look at it.
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Wraps his toes right around it,
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I see, holding onto it.
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What are you guys,
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professionals?
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Professional slacker.
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Ha! There you go.
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You're kidding me, right?
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This is ridiculous.
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Look at that.
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That looks like fun,
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I'll tell ya.
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I'd like to give it a whirl.
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>> Go for it!
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Push down and go up
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in one motion.
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>> One, two, three,
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look at him go!
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Look at him!
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>> Yeah!
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>> Oh, (bleep).
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>> Oh.
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>> You okay?
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>> Yeah, I'm okay.
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Oh.
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>> Hey, I'm Brad Pinkerton,
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fitness innovator.
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A lot of you may know me
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as the inventor of Finger Doos
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that help strengthen your grip.
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Or my patented Glute Stick
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that firms up your buttocks.
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Well, now I have a full line of
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fitness devices that get real
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results for real people, like
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this jump rope that shocks you
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if you stop jumping...
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This hat that builds muscles
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in your scalp...
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Oh, yeah, everybody wants
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muscles in their scalp.
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And this thing that
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gets rid of elbow fat.
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Y'all hate that elbow fat,
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don't you?
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The workout doesn't stop there.
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I've got devices that
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get rid of...
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If you want to improve
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your appearance, start using
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these products today,
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or hire me, Brad Pinkerton
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to be your personal trainer.
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I can 100% guarantee to make you
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more like me.
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*
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How's it going, buddy?
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>> Going good, buddy.
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>> Good to meet you,
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good, good, good.
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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>> No problem.
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>> I've got gyms across
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the country trying to sign me
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up to come to their gyms.
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I developed this method about
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four years ago, and it's called
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Tandem Training.
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>> Is it CrossFit or is it
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just--
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>> No, this is better
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than CrossFit.
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CrossFit's kind of old.
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It's too hard to teach you
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proper form if I'm not connected
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with you as one, you feel me?
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>> Correct.
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>> Okay, so now we're
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ready to get started.
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We're gonna go ahead and get
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the tandem on you, don't worry--
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>> Just seeing where you're at.
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>> We're both grown men here.
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He's gonna hook us up now.
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I'm gonna be a little close
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to you, don't worry.
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I ain't gonna go that route
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there.
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>> All right, I appreciate that.
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>> You know what, let's start
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off with the leg raise here.
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>> Okay.
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>> Now, it's just like
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sitting on a toilet, man.
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Just like sitting on the pooper.
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Lean all the way back on me.
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>> All right.
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>> All right, there we go.
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Feel that burn?
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>> Yep.
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>> One, two, three, down.
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There we go, up, come on,
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you got it, you got it.
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You got bad knees?
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>> No, this is awkward.
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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>> Can't get down.
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>> All right, all right, you
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know, we won't do the squats.
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You know what, let me grab
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a drink real quick.
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I'm dying right here.
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Here you go, here you go.
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Mmm.
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>> Right.
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>> You gotta hydrate, Rob,
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come on.
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>> Uh, no, no I just drank
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a whole...
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>> You sure, here, come on.
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>> It's my second one.
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>> Just one sip,
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I'll let you go first.
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>> Excuse me.
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>> Get some more?
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>> (laughing)
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>> There we go.
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Whoo, whoa.
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All right, you need to stand up.
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All right, let's try--
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>> Ow! Dave!
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Take, take, take our right
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hands.
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(groaning)
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(laughter)
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>> All right, this ain't
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working.
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There we go.
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>> Get that jack.
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All right.
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Nah, you're not feeling it?
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>> No, not right now.
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>> Thrust it, thrust it,
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there you go, thrust.
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Feel that burn, feel it.
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Ah, this is good for the
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buttocks too, can you feel it?
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Whew.
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We'll go take a tandem
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shower real quick.
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>> Actually, I think
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we're behind schedule.
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>> Okay.
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*
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>> May I take your order,
387
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please?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> Good. What can I get for you?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> Say, what's that?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> You want the pulled pork
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sandwich?
395
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>> Yeah.
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>> How many?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> Five?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> Five?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
402
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>> I can barely hear you.
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That's why we asked,
404
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"What did you say?"
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
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>> You want the sandwich
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and a milkshake.
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>> Yeah, yeah...
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(mumbles incoherently)
410
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>> What kind of milkshake?
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>> Oh, oh, oh, oh, mmm...
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You got all them kinds?
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>> We got 40.
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>> Let me try...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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>> Chocolate peanut butter?
417
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>> Oh, yeah.
418
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Mmm, that sound good.
419
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All right.
420
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>> All right, I got a barbeque
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sandwich and a chocolate
422
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peanut butter shake.
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Will that be it?
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
425
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>> All right, your total's
426
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6.31, and I'll be pleased to
427
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serve you at the window.
428
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>> (mumbles incoherently)
429
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>> So today, me and Corey
430
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are in cahoots and we're going
431
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to try to fix some people's
432
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electronics.
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You got an iPhone?
434
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>> Yeah.
435
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>> Did you optimize it yet?
436
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>> What does that mean?
437
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>> It saves your contacts
438
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to the information system.
439
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,300
It basically just gives you
440
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a little security measure.
441
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,503
>> I'm sorry, someone just
442
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sent me some weird email.
443
00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:07,303
>> Oh, go ahead, take your time.
444
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,070
>> Just give me one second.
445
00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:08,827
I just don't understand
446
00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:09,503
what this is.
447
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,630
>> Yeah, if that was optimized,
448
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you probably wouldn't even got
449
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that crazy email.
450
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,900
>> I don't know who this is.
451
00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:17,967
>> Optimize.
452
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How many megahertz are you
453
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running on your phone, is that?
454
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>> You're welcome to look.
455
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>> Sure.
456
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Optimizing the phone.
457
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>> What does that mean?
458
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>> I'm backing yours up
459
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,530
right now.
460
00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,673
>> Backing it up where?
461
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>> I'm gonna back it up
462
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on my phone for you.
463
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>> Why would I want
464
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all my stuff on your phone?
465
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>> So if you lose any of your
466
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passwords, you can just call
467
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me on my cell phone
468
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and I can give them to you.
469
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>> I don't think I wanna do
470
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,227
that, that seems weird.
471
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>> You don't trust me?
472
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:39,900
>> No... (laughing)
473
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>> No?
474
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>> I don't know you.
475
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>> Ma'am, I'm an expert.
476
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>> Can you not do it?
477
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>> Um... it's too late,
478
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I actually just did it.
479
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Software upgrade finalized.
480
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Let me see if there's
481
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a way to undo this.
482
00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:53,730
Hold on one sec.
483
00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:55,533
All right, I just wanted to
484
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back up all the pictures
485
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and everything that were
486
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in my phone.
487
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>> My pictures are on your
488
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phone?
489
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,003
>> Well, not any more, I backed
490
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000
them up to my PC.
491
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,670
>> I don't want
492
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,667
my pictures on your PC.
493
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:04,367
>> Well, I'm not gonna look
494
00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:05,027
at 'em, they're just there
495
00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:05,933
for safety reasons.
496
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:06,703
>> I don't want them there
497
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,500
at all.
498
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,400
Can you get your manager?
499
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,800
>> Sure can, hold on.
500
00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,530
>> Um, I have a device here
501
00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:12,233
right now.
502
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:12,933
>> What was the device?
503
00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:13,733
>> It's an iPad2.
504
00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:14,533
>> iPad 2?
505
00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:17,473
Give me one second.
506
00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:18,597
>> We fixed the screen.
507
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,100
>> Oh, nice, does it work?
508
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,000
>> It does work.
509
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:21,830
(thudding to ground)
510
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,833
Oh, (bleep).
511
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:24,773
>> It's not fixed anymore,
512
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:25,527
I guess.
513
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:26,973
>> Oh, my gosh.
514
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:27,927
I mean this thing
515
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:28,873
is pretty messed up.
516
00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:29,997
I mean, I dropped it,
517
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,330
but it looks like some of this
518
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:32,273
was on you.
519
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,427
>> That's really not the
520
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,473
right thing to say right now.
521
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,197
>> Uh, I can fix it.
522
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,530
It might be a little extra
523
00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,503
charge is the only thing.
524
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,670
More than it was originally just
525
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:40,927
'cause we gotta do it again.
526
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:41,633
>> There's gonna be an extra
527
00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:42,403
charge?
528
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,070
>> Yeah.
529
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:43,797
>> What would the extra charge
530
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,600
be for?
531
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,330
>> Well, partially for having
532
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,173
to fix it twice.
533
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,267
>> You just dropped my iPad.
534
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:49,527
>> Hey.
535
00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:50,433
>> I'm just having a very weird
536
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,273
experience.
537
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:52,067
He just told me he took all my
538
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,127
stuff, he put my pictures
539
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,103
on his PC.
540
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,100
He took all of my information.
541
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,100
This is what he's telling me.
542
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:56,770
>> Was it an optimization
543
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:57,427
back-up?
544
00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:58,233
>> Yeah, I don't know what this
545
00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:58,973
is, but it kind of scares me.
546
00:10:58,967 --> 00:10:59,667
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
547
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,397
our optimization back-up.
548
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,100
>> I don't want it anywhere.
549
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:01,970
>> We can delete it from
550
00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:02,967
the server.
551
00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:03,727
>> Can you do that?
552
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:04,633
>> Yeah, it's a $30 charge
553
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:05,703
to delete it from the server.
554
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,470
>> I didn't want it to begin
555
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,467
with, and now someone's asking
556
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,497
me for a $30 charge?
557
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,170
>> I'll tell you--
558
00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:09,827
I know what you're saying.
559
00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,233
It's, it's just that it's the...
560
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,403
>> Sorry, I just wanted
561
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,370
to let you know
562
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,467
Lisa emailed you.
563
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,327
I didn't look at it, but I just
564
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,133
wanted-- you just--
565
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,133
It just came through.
566
00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:18,473
>> What the hell is going on?
567
00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:19,627
Are you kidding me?
568
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,503
>> The boss, is he here?
569
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,330
>> Craig?
570
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,073
>> Yeah.
571
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:22,667
>> I don't know what
572
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:23,327
his name is.
573
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,233
>> Let me see, okay?
574
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:24,933
Hang on one second.
575
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:25,833
>> You don't know if he's here?
576
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:34,903
>> Skip!
577
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:37,097
>> This is very bizarre.
578
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:39,267
>> Here we go.
579
00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:40,797
>> Mrs. Spages?
580
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,670
>> Yes.
581
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,567
>> Hi, I apologize.
582
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,297
We're going to figure out
583
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,070
what happened.
584
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:46,067
Just give me two seconds here.
585
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:46,697
Do you trust me to help you
586
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,570
ma'am?
587
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:48,627
>> I'm gonna-- yeah.
588
00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:49,433
>> I have some really good
589
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:50,133
news for you.
590
00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:51,703
>> No way! Oh, my God!
591
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,070
(laughing)
592
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,227
>> I told you I was an expert.
593
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,930
>> (laughing) What's going
594
00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:57,973
on here?
595
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,130
>> See, just look at it.
596
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:01,973
>> Let me see.
597
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,227
>> Get your glasses and look.
598
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,303
Can you see?
599
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,170
>> No.
600
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,067
>> No, no, you to...
601
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:06,667
>> You can't see?
602
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,327
>> No.
603
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,073
>> Yeah, look at it.
604
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,127
Just look at it.
605
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:09,903
Nothing?
606
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,700
>> Nothing.
607
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,170
>> Huh! I guess you're right.
608
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,073
(Women laughing)
609
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,103
>> Hey!
610
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,570
(mumbles incoherently)
611
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,527
>> What's that?
612
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:25,333
>> (mumbles incoherently)
613
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,173
>> What salad?
614
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:26,827
>> No, no, no.
615
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,073
(mumbles incoherently)
616
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:28,727
>> Crab more stank?
617
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:29,503
>> Yeah, I came back here...
618
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,770
(mumbles incoherently)
619
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:32,697
>> Crab more stank?
620
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,530
>> Yeah.
621
00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:34,233
You know it?
622
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:34,903
>> Spell that for me.
623
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:39,800
>> (mumbles incoherently)
624
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,900
>> Maybe that's a West Coast
625
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:41,970
thing, I don't know.
626
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:42,727
>> (mumbles incoherently)
627
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:43,403
>> Doth?
628
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,070
>> Douf.
629
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:44,727
>> Douf?
630
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:45,873
>> Douf, down Souf.
631
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:47,227
I'm from down soaf.
632
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:47,903
>> Down South?
633
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:48,570
>> Yeah.
634
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:49,227
>> What part?
635
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,073
>> Smalt licky, Texas.
636
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:50,697
>> Texas?
637
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,370
>> Yup.
638
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:52,067
>> They have that?
639
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,097
>> Malt licky, sure do.
640
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:58,070
(mumbles incoherently)
641
00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,067
>> What?
642
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,227
>> Yeah, yeah...
643
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,433
(mumbles incoherently)
644
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,473
...coast to coast don't matter.
645
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,567
(mumbles incoherently)
646
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:08,767
>> No, we don't have maders.
647
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,097
>> Who makes them?
648
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:10,770
>> Huh?
649
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:11,427
>> Who make them?
650
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:12,103
>> The cook.
651
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,070
>> The cook makes maders?
652
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,397
All right, I'll just try to find
653
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,470
(mumbles incoherently)
654
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,127
>> What?
655
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,073
What do you want,
656
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,197
we got chicken and gyro.
657
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,900
>> Oh, yep, make me a gyro.
658
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,570
>> With everything on it?
659
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,397
>> Everything on it, you got...
660
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,300
(mumbles incoherently)
661
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,070
>> Squeaky tots?
662
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,067
>> (mumbles incoherently)
663
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:28,797
>> What is that?
664
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,330
>> White sauce on a hero?
665
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,133
>> Tzatziki sauce?
666
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,773
>> Yeah! Smeaky sauce.
667
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:35,497
(laughing)
668
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,770
>> Hey, guys, it' Shakey here.
669
00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:37,767
And I had, I had like...
670
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:38,467
(bleep)
671
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:39,827
I had like ten cups of coffee
672
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,073
so now I'm gonna go move
673
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:41,727
some furniture.
674
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:42,933
Come on, let's go.
675
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,073
>> Come on in.
676
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,267
I'll call you.
677
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:46,067
Thank you, bye.
678
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,167
>> Caitlin, nice to meet you.
679
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:47,897
>> Caitlin, nice to meet you.
680
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:48,500
You can call me Ed.
681
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,600
>> Okay, Ed.
682
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,270
>> Mover should be here
683
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:50,927
any minute.
684
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:51,703
Do me one favor though.
685
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,900
Like, you don't have to babysit
686
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,170
the guy, but don't let him go
687
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,367
into rooms by himself.
688
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:57,927
My wife is like weird like that.
689
00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:58,873
And she-- and I promised that
690
00:13:58,867 --> 00:13:59,527
I would mention that.
691
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:00,903
We got a lot of like old family
692
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,670
heirloom type stuff.
693
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,427
>> Totally understand, yeah.
694
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,103
>> Okay, cool.
695
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:04,900
All right Caitlin, thank you.
696
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,570
>> Have a good one, Ed.
697
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:10,827
>> I appreciate it, you too.
698
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,673
>> Good, I'm here.
699
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,327
No, it's nice.
700
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,673
(doorbell ringing)
701
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,367
Oh, uh, the mover's here,
702
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,267
I gotta go.
703
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,167
>> Hi, how are you?
704
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:17,897
>> I'm good, I'm Caitlin.
705
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,570
>> Greg, Greg, Caitlin?
706
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,227
>> Good to meet you.
707
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:19,903
>> Nice to--
708
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,570
>> Are you the mover?
709
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:24,097
>> Yes, yes, yes.
710
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,600
I actually skipped lunch,
711
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,600
though, so like I'm starving.
712
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,270
But, uh...
713
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,667
The good news is I'm on my
714
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,327
seventh-- eighth cup of coffee.
715
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,603
>> You can put away that
716
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,330
much coffee?
717
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,433
>> That's from lunch.
718
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,203
Yeah, I'm gonna heat up my
719
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,770
raviolis real quick.
720
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,067
>> I wouldn't do the, the foil.
721
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:42,697
>> What's that?
722
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,570
>> I wouldn't do the foil,
723
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:44,427
the foil!
724
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,903
>> Uh, no, it's my raviolis.
725
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:46,600
>> No, no, no, no, no.
726
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,500
You can't put foil in the
727
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,070
microwave, it will, uh, ooh...
728
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,227
>> It's, it's raviolis.
729
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,073
It's what, it--
730
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,367
You know what, I'll let that
731
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,167
heat up, finish up and I'll let
732
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,867
it cool off too, so...
733
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:55,827
(microwave beeps)
734
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,073
I'm the best in the biz though,
735
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:57,897
I'm the fastest mover,
736
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,730
I'm on my toes.
737
00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,733
Kitchen's gotta be picked up.
738
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,173
All right, whoop.
739
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,797
Line 'em up, whoop, whoop,
740
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,070
whoop, line 'em up.
741
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,597
>> Maybe we'll find some like...
742
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,430
>> I have... nope.
743
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,103
>> Bubble wrap, maybe back
744
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:08,770
there... Oh, perfect.
745
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:09,427
>> Yep, here we go.
746
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,103
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
747
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:10,770
>> Round?
748
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:11,427
>> Just put a piece
749
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,103
of tape there.
750
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,270
>> Oh!
751
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,527
>> I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
752
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,433
>> Oh, my God.
753
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:16,103
>> I'm sorry.
754
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,700
Mom, mom, mom!
755
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,070
I didn't do anything.
756
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,597
A young lady here.
757
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,930
Look, I gotta go.
758
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,673
Can I call you back Mom, please?
759
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,097
Let me get the glass up.
760
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,130
I don't want anybody cutting
761
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:27,933
their foot and then coming back
762
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:28,473
to me...
763
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:29,297
>> Yeah, definitely.
764
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,970
>> How am I doing?
765
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,267
How we looking, how we looking?
766
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,227
>> Good, good, yeah.
767
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,073
>> Uh...
768
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,167
>> That little one right here.
769
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:34,867
(doorbell ringing)
770
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:35,767
>> Oh, crap.
771
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,927
It's not him, is it?
772
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:37,903
>> I don't know who it would be.
773
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,100
>> Uh, it's a woman with a cake.
774
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,770
>> A cake?
775
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:41,667
>> Come on in woman
776
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,567
with a cake, hi.
777
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,267
>> Hi!
778
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,697
>> I'm from next door to drop
779
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,170
off a cake to say goodbye, to...
780
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,067
>> Oh, that's so nice of you.
781
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:49,067
>> Uh, could you kind of, uh,
782
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:49,727
move over there, please?
783
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,403
>> Okay, sure.
784
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,100
>> Thank you.
785
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,070
>> Oh, there's, there's a little
786
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:52,967
piece of glass there.
787
00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:53,797
>> Thank you, thank you, yeah,
788
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,630
watch the glass.
789
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,603
>> All right, have a good night.
790
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,270
>> Yeah, you too.
791
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,227
>> Thanks.
792
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:57,903
>> Bye.
793
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,330
>> Thanks.
794
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,403
Whew! I didn't think
795
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,500
she was gonna leave.
796
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,830
Let's deal with soft goods,
797
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,903
pillow hand goods.
798
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,830
Uh, I guess these dishes
799
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:06,973
we can put-- these are dishes.
800
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,267
Why don't we put these dishes...
801
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:08,927
>> I think we could just
802
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,373
leave this stuff up there.
803
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,127
Just leave that
804
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,403
and they get that later.
805
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,570
>> I gotta get a paper towel,
806
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,797
hun, I'm sweating up a storm.
807
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,630
(doorbell ringing)
808
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,133
Who is it?
809
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,673
>> Just like a package.
810
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:27,327
>> Mmm, mmm...
811
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,403
>> Uh, I think that she made
812
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,830
it specifically for him, I...
813
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,773
>> Made what?
814
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,097
>> That cake.
815
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:37,800
>> Whoa. Let me fix it.
816
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,730
Oh, crap.
817
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,133
That's fine, that looks fine,
818
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:41,873
he is not going to notice.
819
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:42,767
(chuckling)
820
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,067
You think?
821
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,397
>> It looks like someone put
822
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,670
their hand in the cake.
823
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,367
>> We should--
824
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,227
we should pack this.
825
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,473
Pack this.
826
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,167
>> Um, I think it's easy
827
00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:51,827
enough to...
828
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,203
>> No, no nonsense.
829
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,530
I was instructed to pack
830
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,973
everything, and I have to do
831
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:56,627
what I was told.
832
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,373
>> You can't open his mail,
833
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,667
like...
834
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,327
>> How do I look?
835
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,373
How does it look?
836
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,127
Do you mind if I try it on?
837
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:02,803
Can you help me?
838
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,500
>> Yeah I do, but...
839
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,170
>> It's gonna be packed,
840
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:05,897
he's not gonna notice.
841
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,100
Help me try it on.
842
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:07,900
>> I'm just gonna be honest
843
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:08,600
with you for a sec.
844
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,370
>> Yes.
845
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,127
>> I think there's just a little
846
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,103
too much caffeine going
847
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,230
on right now.
848
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:12,903
>> Do you think Ed's gonna
849
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,770
be upset with me?
850
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,497
Do you think Ed's gonna walk in
851
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,070
the door with like a bunch of
852
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,797
camera guys from a TV show
853
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,470
and go,
854
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,497
"Hey, this was all a joke!"
855
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,330
Yeah, I think it is.
856
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,133
>> Hey, guys, hey, come on in,
857
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,333
guys, yeah, come on.
858
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,430
Let her know what's going on.
859
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:35,733
(Caitlin laughing)
860
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,430
>> Hi.
861
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:37,103
Oh, thank you.
862
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:41,270
>> You're welcome.
863
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,067
Another lucky customer.
864
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:42,697
Thank you, ladies.
865
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:51,730
Hey.
866
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,103
Hey, guys, it's Skippy.
867
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,870
I'm out in the park today.
868
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,627
Look...
869
00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,073
I think I just spotted
870
00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,227
Vinnie from the "Jersey Shore."
871
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:04,873
It is, let's go photobomb him.
872
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:05,573
>> Yeah.
873
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,127
You want a picture?
874
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,103
Yeah, of course.
875
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:12,797
>> Got it?
876
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,470
>> Thanks, dude.
877
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,127
>> All right, cool, man.
878
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,073
Are we taking a Snapchat?
879
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:15,727
>> What have you been doing
880
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:16,633
since the show?
881
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:17,333
>> Nice to meet you!
882
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,903
>> Well, I do comedy...
883
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:19,570
>> Vinnie!
884
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:20,227
>> I do comedy... hey.
885
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,073
>> What's up, man, hey.
886
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,427
>> Hey, what's up, man.
887
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,700
You want a picture?
888
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,330
>> Aww...
889
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,070
>> Look, look who it is.
890
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:25,697
>> What's up.
891
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,370
>> I found him.
892
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,067
>> Hi, how you doing?
893
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:27,727
>> Thanks.
894
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,833
Hey, that picture didn't come
895
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,833
out, I wanna get another one.
896
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:30,533
>> Yeah, yeah, sure.
897
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:31,203
>> Hey, I'm with Vinnie.
898
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,630
No, I'm doing selfie video.
899
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,073
>> Oh, he's doing a video, hi.
900
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:34,697
>> Cool, thank you.
901
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,370
>> Nice to meet you.
902
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:36,067
>> What's that?
903
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:36,697
>> What's your name?
904
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,400
>> He's not gonna bite you,
905
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,070
here, let me stand
906
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:38,727
on this side.
907
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:39,473
>> Okay.
908
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,167
>> So you don't look so damn
909
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:40,827
nervous.
910
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,303
>> Yeah, I know, I'm like...
911
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:42,970
>> I'm sorry.
912
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:43,627
>> How you doing, man?
913
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:44,303
>> Me and Vinnie!
914
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,070
>> What's up, dude?
915
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,567
>> What's going on, hey.
916
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:47,467
Nice to meet you.
917
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,367
Hey, what's up?
918
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,467
What's up?
919
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,497
What's up?
920
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,230
(chuckling)
921
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,730
Yeah, he's videotaping me, yeah.
922
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,430
What's up, man?
923
00:18:57,433 --> 00:19:04,303
You got it?
924
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,530
You got it?
925
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,403
(laughing)
926
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,770
Yeah, Vinnie, nice to meet you.
927
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:10,427
>> I'm Caroline, nice to
928
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:11,103
meet you.
929
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,830
Can I take a picture?
930
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,503
>> Yeah, sure of course.
931
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,670
Hey, guys!
932
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,327
>> I want a picture,
933
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,073
I want a picture.
934
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,097
>> Oh, Snapchat is the new
935
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:16,770
thing now.
936
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:17,597
Oh!
937
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,070
>> Oh, you blocked his face.
938
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:21,927
>> Sorry.
939
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:22,703
>> All right, ready?
940
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,370
>> It's Vinnie, Gym, Tan,
941
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,067
Laundry.
942
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,197
>> Gym, Tan, Laundry, whoo!
943
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,430
Gym, Tan, Laundry!
944
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,503
>> All right.
945
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,800
*
946
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,730
- Hey, partner, how you doing?
947
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:33,733
- Carton of Winston Light 100s.
948
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,873
- You got caught in a windstorm?
949
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,667
- Winston.
Go back--
950
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:39,197
- Oh, I thought you got caught
in a windstorm.
951
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,400
- No.
- Oh.
952
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,700
[rock music]
953
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,170
[yells]
Son of a [bleep]!
954
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,067
[crashing]
955
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,067
I'm sorry, partner.
You didn't need to witness this.
956
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,973
- You all right?
- Question is is he all right?
957
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,097
If you're looking for a guy
958
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,730
who will pay for at least
half the meal,
959
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,803
let me know 'cause I will.
960
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,530
So I live with my grandmom.
961
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,073
Uh, I have the whole entire
upstairs to myself.
962
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:04,567
>> Can I get a picture too?
963
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:05,227
>> Yeah.
964
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,603
>> All right, thanks, man.
965
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,500
>> We'll get this guy in too.
966
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,770
>> Come on.
967
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:09,797
>> Buddy, you're blocking the--
968
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,500
>> Ready?
969
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,430
>> You're blocking his camera.
970
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,503
>> Say "What's up guys?"
971
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,300
>> What's up, buddy?
972
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,030
>> What's up Ed Bassmaster?
973
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:14,803
Huge fan, dude?
974
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,470
>> Thanks, buddy.
975
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:16,497
>> All right, man.
976
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,670
>> Ugh...
977
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,497
>> Some people don't...
978
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,230
>> That didn't come out,
979
00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:20,003
didn't come out, one second.
980
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,100
Do it one more time.
981
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,100
>> Can, can, can we wail till--
982
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,930
>> Didn't come out.
983
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:24,633
>> Yeah, he's-- can you just
984
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,133
wait till...
985
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,033
>> I'm just need a Snapchat,
986
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:27,903
too, if you don't mind...
987
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,170
>> Snapchat? Oh, my gosh.
988
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:29,867
Unbelievable.
989
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:30,827
>> Ready?
990
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,233
Ready, one, two, three...
991
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:36,833
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