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>> Hey, guys, I'm Ed Bassmaster
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and you may have seen me
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on YouTube!
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The looney wheels.
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And that is me!
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> I'm a bush!
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That's me too.
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The crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I just ordered it.
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When I see a car like this,
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the first thing I do is I say,
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"Would you look at this?"
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Yeah, all of those guys are me.
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>> Ed Bassmaster,
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you're my favorite!
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>> I have almost a billion views
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on the Internet and now
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I'm going to take what
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I do to television.
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Da-da-da-da!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, turbulence!
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This is
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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*
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
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everybody to clear off
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the street.
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Mrs. Lopez is coming in
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right now.
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Okay, all right,
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she's coming out here?
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Okay, escort her out.
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This couple over here
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thinks I'm escorting J.Lo.
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*
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J.Lo, yes, copy.
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Uh, Mr. Wahlberg is on his way
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downstairs right now.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Probably have to swing out
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the back, because we have
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a big crowd out here.
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Okay.
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Copy.
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I didn't even see you
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standing there, I'm sorry.
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Agent Bassmaster.
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>> Hi, nice to meet you.
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>> Right-- right this
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way, guys, sorry.
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Are you together, or...
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay.
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Uh, we're gonna get you
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fitted with earpieces.
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They're gonna bring
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an earpiece down.
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Do you have your suit?
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>> Uh, I'm not--
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>> You're not Agent Davis?
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What's your name?
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Agent Mike, nice to meet you.
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We're going to get you suited up
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and get you involved in this
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prank that we're doing.
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Yeah.
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See, we're just making pretend
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that somebody famous is here,
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and you fell for it, didn't you?
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>> Sure did.
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(laughing)
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(bowling pins clattering)
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>> Hey, guys, this is Skippy
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and I'm gonna go bowling today.
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And I'm gonna make some
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people feel awkward.
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Buddy, can I steal you
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for one second, pal?
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I need to stretch out my wrist.
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Can you just pull my wrist out?
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Just pull it hard.
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*
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Thanks.
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You're strong.
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I'm on track,
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not getting side tracked.
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If you guys wouldn't mind,
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could you try not to stare at me
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when I'm bowling, please?
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>> No problem, no problem.
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>> Thank you.
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I get real nervous about that.
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Staring can be very distractive.
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>> It can be.
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>> Hey, guys, Emilio here.
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Ah...
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Oh, would you look at this?
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A fabric store.
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Let's go inside,
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let's go look at some fabric.
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*
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Hi, Joe, my name's Emilio.
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What I want is to
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design a shirt...
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>> Mm-hmm.
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>> ... that when people look
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at my shirt, they go like this,
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"Would you look at that?
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*
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Where'd you get it from?"
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>> That's fine, no problem.
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>> I mean, look at this one.
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Oh my, look at this one.
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Look at that one!
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Oh my goodness,
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look at this one, Joe!
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Look at this one.
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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>> Oh my good--
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Look at this one, Joe!
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Pink?
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>> We can show you a lot of
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things, you look at them--
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>> I really like this section.
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It's really speaking to me,
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if you know what I mean.
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>> Good, you see things like
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this that say--
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>> Oh, look at that, look--
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Oh, look at that one,
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it's shiny.
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Oh my goodness,
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it looks like a tiger!
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Can you wrap me in this
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real quick?
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Roll-- roll-- roll me around
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in it like this.
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>> Let's see.
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>> If you can, roll me up.
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Look at the way it hangs.
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Just look at the bottom.
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See how it flows when I move?
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See that?
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See, it flows, so when
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I walk it's elegant.
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Just look at how elegant
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it is, Joe.
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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>> Look at that purple.
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Look at that purple.
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I think I'm gonna go
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with this one.
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>> All right, we have
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the fabric right here.
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>> Oh, would you look at it?
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It's rolling.
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>> It's a beautiful color.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Beautiful color.
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>> Look at it, just look at it.
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Oh, gorgeous.
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>> This is one, two...
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>> Oh, beautiful.
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>> Three yards.
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We'll cut it for you.
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>> Right, right, right.
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And then we'll make me
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a shirt, right?
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>> And we'll make you a shirt.
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*
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>> Emilio, would you
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look at that?
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It's a beautiful shirt.
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Nice shirt.
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(laughing)
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>> Look at me!
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>> I'm glad that it worked out
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very well for you.
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>> Oh, gorgeous.
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Okay, so today I'm gonna go
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in the park and play
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Marlin Woods and try to
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get a little help.
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My glasses, please.
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(groaning)
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Please, please.
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*
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Thank you.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, sorry.
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>> No, it's all good.
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>> You know what?
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Could you be a kind gent?
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I have a pack of Altoids
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in my pocket right there.
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>> Okay.
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>> My immobility is
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holding me up.
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Thank you.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> Thanks.
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I appreciate it.
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These are strong.
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(spitting)
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The mint was a little strong.
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I have a pack of gum
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on this side,
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if you wouldn't mind, please.
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>> That's a phone.
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>> Actually, take my phone
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out too, please.
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Could you please put some
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sunscreen on the top of my head?
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I need 85% because
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I burn very easily.
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Thank you.
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>> Yeah?
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>> Thank you.
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>> Better?
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>> Better.
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If you could put on my shoe.
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>> You need the glasses, yeah?
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>> Thank you.
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(bleep)
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Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Please, sir, help.
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I have a stone in my shoe.
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Please!
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Thank you!
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Please, right in the center
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of my foot, could you
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just massage it out?
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It's--
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Please, harder, very hard,
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that's where the stone was.
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Thank you.
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A little bit harder.
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As hard as you can, actually.
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Are you a doctor?
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>> No.
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>> Actually, take my neck brace
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off, please.
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Thank you.
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Ugh!
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Whew!
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I couldn't move my neck
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because of that thing.
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Thank you very much.
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Greg Van Sandt here
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and welcome to Greg's.
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We've got all kinds of
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bows here.
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We got accessories,
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targets.
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We got bows, we got crossbows,
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we got arrows
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and our prices...
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always hit the bull's-eye.
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Hey, guys, playing a new
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character today called Shakey.
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Check it out!
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And they call him Shakey
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because he shakes a lot,
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and he shakes a lot because
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he drinks a lot of coffee.
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So come on, let's go
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have some fun.
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Oh, hey!
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How are you?
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>> I was just looking at
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arrows for my boyfriend.
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>> Okay, these are on sale.
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I think...
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I mean, they're good arrows,
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they're about--
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(bleep)
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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>> It's okay.
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>> I had like seven
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cups of coffee,
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so I'm a little jittery.
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And coffee makes
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you do strange things.
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>> It's all good.
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>> Oh, man, come on.
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>> They're individual.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What kind of coffee
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do you drink?
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>> Yeah, uh, speaking of.
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Any-- any coffee.
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>> Any coffee?
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Do you like certain
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flavors, or...
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>> Hold on, you know what,
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let me...
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Oh, come on.
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If you need anything, you call
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me 'cause I can get anything in.
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Anybody that has anything
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to do with hunting, fishing,
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you know what I mean.
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We get like... everything.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Literally everything.
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>> Yeah, that's awesome.
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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> That is great.
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You're running out of coffee.
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>> I know, that's why I just
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went and grab--
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grab-- grabbed...
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What's up, buddy?
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>> Hey, man, this thing's not
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locking in up here
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when I draw it back.
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>> Let me take
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a quick peek at it.
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Give me two seconds, partner.
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
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I'll be right with you.
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Oh!
329
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(yelling)
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Oh, I got it, I fixed--
331
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Where'd he go?
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>> You okay?
333
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>> I'm fine, where did he go?
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>> Oh my God!
335
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You're bleeding!
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>> It's okay.
337
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>> Oh my God!
338
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I think we should call someone!
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>> It's stopping the blood,
340
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so it's not that bad.
341
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Uh...
342
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>> It doesn't hurt?
343
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>> It numbs up.
344
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This happened before
345
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on this leg last Tuesday.
346
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You're shaking.
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>> I know, because
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you're bleeding.
349
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>> Here, I'm--
350
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>> Hold on.
351
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Do you want me to pull it out?
352
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>> You can try.
353
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Try.
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>> Are you sure?
355
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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
356
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Try it, try it, try it.
357
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Just try, please?
358
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Ow!
359
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Hey, not--
360
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I'm sorry.
361
00:08:26,933 --> 00:08:27,773
>> Sorry, I--
362
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>> One more time, one more time.
363
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>> No, there's more
364
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blood coming.
365
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:30,830
>> You know what?
366
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What we'll do is, instead of
367
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going to the hospital,
368
00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:33,327
we'll stay right here
369
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and we'll just say something
370
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like, "You're on
371
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'The Ed Bassmaster Show'"
372
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if you could say that.
373
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>> You're on
374
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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>> No, you are, so...
376
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>> Oh my God.
377
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Are you serious?
378
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:41,870
>> Yeah, that's not
379
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a real arrow, honey.
380
00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:43,500
>> What is that?
381
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>> It's just screw in my leg,
382
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tied around my leg.
383
00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,630
It's good, I like you.
384
00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:47,533
>> Oh my...
385
00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:50,727
*
386
00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:51,867
(growling)
387
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,703
>> Zombie Drive Thru prank.
388
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,900
Let's go!
389
00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:56,800
I'm a zombie!
390
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(laughing)
391
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:00,870
>> Hi--
392
00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:01,667
>> Ahh!
393
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,327
>> Oh, God!
394
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,673
>> Where's my chicken nuggets?
395
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,067
(growling)
396
00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,597
>> Oh, (bleep).
397
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,933
>> Is Bob working today?
398
00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:08,633
>> Who?
399
00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:09,503
>> Bob.
400
00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:14,773
>> Take one.
401
00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:15,467
>> Come on down to
402
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,767
Greg's Great... store.
403
00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:20,367
We've got bows, arrows, ho...
404
00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:21,067
Or, wait.
405
00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:21,967
>> Take five.
406
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,727
Two, one...
407
00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:24,403
>> Greg--
408
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,400
>> Action!
409
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,130
>> Hey--
410
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:26,803
>> Action!
411
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,470
>> Hey--
412
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,127
>> Action!
413
00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:28,803
>> All right, hey, Greg--
414
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,470
>> Action!
415
00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,297
>> Come on!
416
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,330
Wanna improve your aim?
417
00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,473
We've got target--
418
00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:34,167
And our prices
419
00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:36,197
always hit the bull's-eye.
420
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,430
I blocked it so you don't--
421
00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:38,273
'Cause I missed it again.
422
00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,497
>> Take 15.
423
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,130
>> We're gonna be here all day.
424
00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:42,703
All right, hey, Greg--
425
00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,200
>> Action!
426
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,200
>> Can you see the tape?
427
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,330
>> Greg's Great Outdoors take...
428
00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,303
>> What the--
429
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,270
Stop!
430
00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:50,327
You won't want me to do it
431
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,433
in or out?
432
00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:59,673
>> Get in the truck!
433
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,827
Action!
434
00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:03,533
>> And remember...
435
00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,533
I forgot the lines, man.
436
00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:07,833
Mother (bleep)!
437
00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:10,173
Oh, (bleep).
438
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,327
Hey, guys, this is Skippy.
439
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,473
I'm in the park and they're
440
00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:14,267
doing some sort of exercise
441
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:17,197
and I'm gonna give it a shot.
442
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,030
Hi!
443
00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,103
What are you guys doing?
444
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,530
>> Uh, acro yoga.
445
00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:21,533
>> Acro yoga?
446
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,473
>> Yeah.
447
00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:23,897
>> Think you can try it on me?
448
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,300
>> Yeah, I could maybe try that.
449
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,803
*
450
00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:28,867
>> What do I do?
451
00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:30,397
>> You want to push up.
452
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,570
>> Oh, wow, yeah.
453
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:32,797
>> So bring your hands together.
454
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,600
>> Okay?
455
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,970
Oh, wow, this is cool.
456
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:35,767
>> Yeah.
457
00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:36,627
>> It's like Superman.
458
00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:37,933
Hello, how are you?
459
00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:39,033
>> Hi!
460
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:40,933
(imitating airplane engine)
461
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,073
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
462
00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:42,867
Dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat!
463
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,130
Whoa, whoa, turbulence!
464
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:46,573
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
465
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:47,927
Oh...
466
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:48,867
It's a little more
467
00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:49,627
than I thought.
468
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,373
>> Yep.
469
00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:51,167
>> Oh, this is nice.
470
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,427
Oh, that feels good.
471
00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:53,933
I'm upside down.
472
00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:54,603
>> Higher?
473
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,530
>> Oh, oh.
474
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,733
Wow, wow.
475
00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,873
Cool.
476
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:58,927
All right, now what?
477
00:10:58,933 --> 00:10:59,603
>> You just stay there
478
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,330
and hang out.
479
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,103
>> Okay.
480
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:01,800
>> And look good.
481
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,070
>> Hi, ladies!
482
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,727
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
483
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:05,473
Where are we going?
484
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:06,327
Which way?
485
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,303
Where?
486
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,070
Uh, oh...
487
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,127
>> All right, give me your hand.
488
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,233
>> Oh, my goodness.
489
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,073
>> Do a push-up.
490
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:12,967
>> Okay-- ooh!
491
00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:14,327
Ow!
492
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,673
(groaning)
493
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,967
Whew.
494
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:18,697
>> Well done.
495
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,730
>> Thank you.
496
00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:20,573
That was awesome.
497
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:27,327
*
498
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,103
Yo, yo, yo, this your boy
499
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:28,870
Always Teste.
500
00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:29,697
We out here at the pet store.
501
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,900
I just got a "jobby-job."
502
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,730
That's right!
503
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,403
Y'all are about to meet
504
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,370
my little brother Gill.
505
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,897
What's up, Gill?
506
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,530
Ha-ha, Gill chillin', dog.
507
00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,897
*
508
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,197
You guys being helped?
509
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,070
Anybody helping y'all?
510
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:41,797
>> No, we're not, we're just--
511
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,600
>> No?
512
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,430
How y'all doing it?
513
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:44,133
Y'all got a minute?
514
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:44,803
I'll show you a couple new
515
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,070
members of the family we got.
516
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:46,667
>> Sure.
517
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:47,497
>> Yeah, check it out.
518
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,430
Her name-- well, her name's
519
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,403
Patty, but I call her
520
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,530
Sir Mix-a-Lot 'cause
521
00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:51,403
when she eat, she like
522
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,730
her food mixed up a lot.
523
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,103
Get it?
524
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,130
Y'all can't tell nobody
525
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,273
I showed you this one.
526
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,097
>> Okay.
527
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,230
>> Check it out, check it out.
528
00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,103
Come on in, you good.
529
00:11:59,100 --> 00:11:59,770
This is Gill.
530
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:01,127
We've had Gill for eight years.
531
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,833
What's up Gill?
532
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:03,603
>> What?
533
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,800
>> Yeah.
534
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,100
>> It's a silverback gorilla.
535
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,870
>> Eight years?
536
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,727
>> Yeah, what's up, Gill?
537
00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:09,903
His name Gill.
538
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,830
>> Ahh!
539
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:11,733
>> Yeah, his name's Gill.
540
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:12,473
>> No.
541
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:13,527
>> Oh no, he's tame, he's tame.
542
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,573
He's totally tame, look.
543
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,527
What's up, Gill?
544
00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:16,503
Hello, Gill,
545
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,700
how you doing, buddy?
546
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:18,830
He's like my little brother.
547
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:19,803
We had him for eight years.
548
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,730
He's like my little brother.
549
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:22,133
>> Hi, baby.
550
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:22,803
>> Come on.
551
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,470
>> I don't know--
552
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:24,167
Is he loose?
553
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:24,827
>> Nah, he's good.
554
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:25,573
>> Oh my!
555
00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:26,227
>> No, he's good,
556
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,073
he can't get out.
557
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,197
His name's Gill, say hi to him.
558
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,070
Step up and say hi to him.
559
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,267
>> Hey, Gill, bye, Gill.
560
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,097
>> He's very friendly.
561
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,070
>> Do you like training
562
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:32,727
with him and stuff?
563
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:33,733
>> Yeah, I juggle, watch.
564
00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:35,173
Gill, Gill, Gill, Gill!
565
00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,627
Check it out, Gill.
566
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:37,373
Gill, come on, let's--
567
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:38,127
Gill, let's juggle, let's--
568
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,103
Catch, catch.
569
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,100
>> Is this real?
570
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:40,970
I'm like--
571
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:41,727
>> Oh, (bleep).
572
00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:42,903
Come on, Gill.
573
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,870
Watch this, I'll tease him
574
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:45,127
with a banana, too.
575
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,073
Gill, Gill, what's up, man?
576
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,067
You want a banana?
577
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:47,967
You want a banana?
578
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:48,797
Psych!
579
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,500
Y'all wanna feed him?
580
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,300
>> No, man.
581
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,100
>> No, man, we good.
582
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:51,770
>> Yo, I tease him all
583
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,427
the time, he's--
584
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:53,173
Yo, check this out,
585
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:53,867
watch, watch.
586
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:54,627
Yo, Gill!
587
00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:55,573
Ahh, ahh!
588
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,730
Gill, look!
589
00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:57,703
Yo, my man, help, help me!
590
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,103
Help, please, please!
591
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,330
You want a banana, Gill?
592
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,773
Psych!
593
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:02,427
>> Awww.
594
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,203
>> I tease him all the time.
595
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:03,900
Oh, we play like that,
596
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,070
right, Gill, right, Gill?
597
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,297
Oh-- ow!
598
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,330
Gill, let me go, dog!
599
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,303
Talk to him nice,
600
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,230
please talk to him nice!
601
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:09,903
>> All right, now you're
602
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,600
freaking me out.
603
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,500
>> No, help, ma'am, help!
604
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,300
Turn on my radio,
605
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,170
turn on my radio!
606
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,330
He likes music!
607
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,573
Just hit the space bar.
608
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,330
He likes this song,
609
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,303
it'll usually calm him down.
610
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,370
Ahh!
611
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:19,627
Gill, it's your song, Gill!
612
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,603
It's working, it's working.
613
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,070
Look!
614
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,197
It's working!
615
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,400
Yo!
616
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,070
Yo, it worked!
617
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:26,767
Y'all gonna be on my
618
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:27,927
new TV show now.
619
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,303
(laughing)
620
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,270
>> Oh my God,
621
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,197
what does this mean?
622
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,400
(laughing)
623
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,573
(laughing)
624
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:37,967
>> And a lot of kids...
625
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,827
(mumbles incoherently)
626
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,273
... you know malt-licky Texas?
627
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:41,967
>> Okay.
628
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:42,727
>> Yeah, so...
629
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,073
>> Yeah, I've never been there.
630
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,230
>> All right.
631
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,433
Roll tide.
632
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,473
>> Roll tide.
633
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,267
Remember the words?
634
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,067
>> No.
635
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,967
>> * Alabama-lujiah
636
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:54,127
* A little dab'll do ya
637
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,073
* Girl I wish I knew you
638
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,127
* But I don't
639
00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,173
>> * Crab Ma Stank
640
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,167
* Malicky too
641
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,627
* Ya count shot 'em
642
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,533
* And you told me Barteldo
643
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:06,633
* Barteldo
644
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:07,503
>> That's right.
645
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,470
>> * Yeah uh-huh
646
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,527
* Yeah the one *
647
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,203
>> Aww!
648
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:11,870
>> Aww, licky!
649
00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:12,527
>> I think you got
650
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:13,203
a career in this.
651
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:13,870
>> Good dog.
652
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:14,767
>> That was a good song.
653
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:15,697
We'll take it on the road.
654
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,900
>> Oh, look at my new shirt
655
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,130
that Joe just made me.
656
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,373
Isn't it gorgeous?
657
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,067
My new purple shirt by Joe!
658
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:21,697
Do you love my new shirt?
659
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,370
I just had it made.
660
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,067
>> Love it.
661
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:23,967
>> Thank you!
662
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:24,867
*
663
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:26,867
Check out my new shirt.
664
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,227
Would you just look at it?
665
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,103
Feel that fabric.
666
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,970
>> Silky, smooth, nice.
667
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:31,627
>> Just look at it,
668
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,403
isn't it gorgeous?
669
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,130
>> Yeah, it's gorgeous.
670
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:33,833
>> It's shiny.
671
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:34,703
>> It's shiny.
672
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,600
>> And it really pops.
673
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,370
>> Yes.
674
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,067
>> Look at this shirt
675
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,267
I just had made.
676
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:39,667
I just had this custom made.
677
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,330
Would you look at it?
678
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,567
Do you like it?
679
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,800
Look at it!
680
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,300
Just look at it!
681
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:49,527
Oh, would you look at this
682
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,503
shirt I just had made?
683
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,370
Do you like it?
684
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,727
>> It's a little shiny.
685
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:53,573
>> Well, that's why I like it,
686
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,567
'cause it's nice and shiny.
687
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:55,267
That's why I got it.
688
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:56,427
You think it's too shiny?
689
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,173
>> I think it might be
690
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:57,897
too shiny.
691
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,700
>> Oh, would you look at that?
692
00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,570
Dissed my new shirt.
693
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,297
Would you look at that?
694
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,200
Are you serious?
695
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,570
>> I am serious.
696
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,227
>> Oh my gosh,
697
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,103
would you look at that?
698
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,130
Unbelievable.
699
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,833
* Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
700
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,233
* Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah *
701
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:08,973
Oh, would you look at
702
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:09,927
my new purple shirt?
703
00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:11,227
Just look at it, it's gorgeous.
704
00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,073
>> Just look at it.
705
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:12,767
>> Just look at it,
706
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:13,627
that's all you can do.
707
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:14,703
I'll keep looking.
708
00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:15,703
Keep looking, okay?
709
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,700
All right?
710
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,530
All right, just look
711
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:18,503
at it, okay?
712
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,530
All right, right, right, right.
713
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,103
Okay, all right, thank you.
714
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,370
*
715
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,967
>> Hey, guys, this is Skippy.
716
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,667
And I'm gonna join some
717
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,427
people for lunch today.
718
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:28,503
Or I'm gonna try.
719
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,973
*
720
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:33,433
These look like a couple of
721
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,203
nice gentlemen.
722
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:46,070
I think I'll join you.
723
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:48,067
Hey.
724
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:50,397
>> Hey, salsa, look at you!
725
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:57,770
>> That is really disturbing.
726
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,797
(laughing)
727
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,530
>> What?
728
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:07,633
Cheers?
729
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,173
(laughing)
730
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,097
>> 'Cause I really don't
731
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,470
wanna go.
732
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,527
>> Oh, man!
733
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:14,233
He just dropped his whole
734
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,103
ice cream, look.
735
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:15,930
He's gonna pick it up and put it
736
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,373
back up on there.
737
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,597
Oh my God!
738
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,100
>> Want some?
739
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,330
>> Pigeons and everything else
740
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,233
has been on that table.
741
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,573
>> Look at him.
742
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,297
>> He's looking, I know.
743
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,870
>> He's fixing to make me mad.
744
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:27,527
>> I really don't think
745
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:28,503
he's all there.
746
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,330
>> At least that dude's working,
747
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:34,473
though, you know what I mean?
748
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,067
>> Look at this.
749
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:37,667
Now, you can't tell me
750
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,227
he can't see us in here.
751
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,073
He's crazy.
752
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,367
I told you he was.
753
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:46,067
(laughing)
754
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,097
Oh, me.
755
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,670
I wish you had some blinds here,
756
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:52,867
I'd sure let 'em down.
757
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,197
Nuh-uh.
758
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,730
>> Really?
759
00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:59,073
Dude, go away, you're
760
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,967
getting on my nerves.
761
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,427
Let me eat my lunch in peace.
762
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,533
>> We may have to have an
763
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:05,633
escort out of here.
764
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,303
Quick, what's the number
765
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,970
to 9-1-1?
766
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,167
>> Oh, my gosh,
767
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,267
he's coming in here.
768
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:11,497
>> You're on my new show.
769
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,630
>> Oh my God!
770
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,703
>> Oh my God!
771
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,070
>> Are you serious?
772
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,797
(laughing)
773
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,570
>> So will you guys be on
774
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,667
my new TV show or what?
775
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,697
>> Yeah, totally!
776
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,370
>> Awesome.
777
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,067
>> So you know you're
778
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,067
not right, right?
779
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,627
(laughing)
780
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:25,867
*
781
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:33,067
*
782
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,067
>> Ahh...
783
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,703
*
784
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,430
I'm a bush!
785
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:43,333
(shrieking)
786
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,473
(laughing)
787
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:47,197
(groaning)
788
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,070
>> Oh my God.
789
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:50,697
>> Yeah, yeah, that's what
790
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,370
I keep trying to--
791
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:52,067
(bleeps)
792
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:52,797
Same (bleep), you know
793
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:58,370
what I mean?
794
00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,067
Bushman.
795
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:03,127
(bleep)
796
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,403
Hey, buddy, I like that suit.
797
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,670
Nice suit.
798
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,397
Looking sharp.
799
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,433
Hey, y'all.
800
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:17,597
Hey, how y'all doing
801
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,570
out here today?
802
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,770
My name Barteldoo.
803
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:22,867
Hey, y'all ready to
804
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:23,927
play or what?
805
00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:24,633
Ready to chop ol'
806
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:25,633
mumble jumble?
807
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,673
Come on, let's go.
808
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,727
(mumbles incoherently)
809
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,903
>> What?
810
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,100
(mumbles incoherently)
811
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,730
>> All right.
812
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,233
Meighteen mine.
813
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,973
Meighteen mine.
814
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,067
Meighteen nine.
815
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:38,697
I'll show y'all if
816
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,070
you don't believe me.
817
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:40,667
Please, I'm doing
818
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,267
the best I can.
819
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,827
Murty smeben, "M."
820
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,203
Menh!
821
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,530
(crowd grumbling)
822
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:48,673
Smenh...
823
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,567
Tell 'em that...
824
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,167
(crowd grumbling)
825
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,827
All right, next number.
826
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,403
Firty Four "M."
827
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,270
Nuttle down now, nuttle down.
828
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,167
Nuttle down.
829
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,067
"B" bitty one.
830
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,227
Bingo!
831
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,303
Bingo was his name-o.
832
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,100
Right there, folks.
833
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,170
Bingo was his name-o.
834
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,900
Bam, that's how we do here.
835
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:10,703
Huh?
836
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,730
Bingo?
837
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,933
Bingo?
838
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:13,973
I confused.
839
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,097
What going on?
840
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,397
Does she have it or not?
841
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,370
>> No!
842
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,370
>> Well, why'd you yell Bingo?
843
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,427
Man.
844
00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:22,603
You confusing the hell
845
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,930
out of me now, girl.
846
00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:26,073
Settle down.
847
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:30,797
*
848
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,473
- So my dad was a dog cop.
849
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:33,967
His dad was a dog cop.
850
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,427
I want to serve
the canine community.
851
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,103
[rock music]
852
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,100
He's definitely a wolf.
853
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,200
You know how I can tell?
854
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,600
We do a test on the field.
855
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,070
Woof!
856
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,103
Woof, woof!
857
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,100
I got him.
There he is.
858
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,100
- [yells]
Here, Gilbert.
859
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,270
- [yelling]
- Here, take him.
860
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,267
Take him!
861
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,597
- [yells]
- Get him.
862
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,600
- No, no!
863
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,930
I will not go near that thing.
864
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,097
- Read the top line for me.
865
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,870
- I can't see the first line.
866
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:57,867
Oh.
867
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:02,930
>> Could you help tie
868
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:03,603
my shoe please?
869
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,570
I can't--
870
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:05,527
I can't reach my shoe.
871
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,003
Thank you.
872
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,200
Thank you.
873
00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:11,303
Oh...
874
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:11,970
Thank you very much.
875
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:12,627
>> You okay?
876
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:13,673
>> Yes.
877
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,470
You know what?
878
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:16,227
Can you please--
879
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,733
I have sunblock in my pocket
880
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:18,703
and I need to put sunblock
881
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,370
on my head.
882
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:20,097
Can you put sunblock
883
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,370
on my head, please?
884
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,730
Thank you.
885
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:28,603
More?
886
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,470
>> You want more--
887
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:30,827
>> Yeah, yes.
888
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:32,703
*
889
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:37,303
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