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>> Hey, guys, I'm Ed Bassmaster,
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and you may have seen me
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on Youtube.
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(incoherent gibberish)
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And that is me.
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>> What're you talking about?
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>> I'm a bush!
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That's me too.
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Crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I just ordered it.
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When I see a car like this,
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first thing I do is I say,
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"Would you look at this?"
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Yeah, all of those guys are me.
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>> Yes yes yes!
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>> You're my favorite!
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>> I have almost a billion views
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on the internet, and now
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I'm gonna take what I do
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to television.
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Well, that was a short date.
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>> It was.
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This is
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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>> Hey guys, check it out.
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We have a house rigged with all
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sorts of contraptions to make it
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seem haunted,
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and we got some exterminators
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pulling up right now.
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We're gonna let them in
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and try to scare them.
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Hey, how are you?
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>> Good, how are you?
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>> Pest Control, right?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, just making sure.
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>> I'm Kimberly, nice to meet--
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>> Kimberly?
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Nice to meet you, I'm Ed.
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>> You Mr. Jones?
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>> Yes.
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>> I'm Quentin.
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>> You can call me Ed, dude.
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Nice to meet you.
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>> Nice to meet you, too.
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>> What's your name?
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>> Colin.
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>> Colin?
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>> Yes.
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>> What's going on?
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>> Dude, it's been--
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it's been a nightmare.
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I just keep hearing stuff
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in the house,
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and sometimes during the day,
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too, but mostly at night.
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(rattling)
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That!
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>> Holy crap.
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>> Yeah, that's--
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>> Oh, my gosh.
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That's something big.
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That ain't no small something.
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That's something big, man.
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>> This morning,
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I went into the kitchen.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> I made myself a bowl of
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cereal, stepped back out,
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went back in,
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all the cabinets were open.
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>> Did you do that?
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>> That's the other thing, man.
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What the heck was that?
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Did somebody just throw
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a ball through the window?
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What the heck?
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Whoa! Jeez.
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>> That is, like,
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beyond anything...
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>> Bizarre, right?
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>> Yeah.
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Well, I'm thinking you might
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need to call, like, a priest or
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something, man, at this point.
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(laughing)
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>> Stop, stop.
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>> Stop!
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>> I can show you the basement.
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>> Okay, um...
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you got a heavy stick?
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>> Yeah, just in case.
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See, there's the lights.
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>> It's-- yeah.
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>> Every time I come down here.
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>> I'm outta here, dude.
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>> I'm gonna get a light.
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>> Yes, this happened
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last night.
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That happened last night.
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I don't know what that is.
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Like, what animals
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would do that?
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>> How old is this home?
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>> Maybe you got ghosts.
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(laughing)
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>> All right, we have
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a confession.
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We don't have
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pesky critters here.
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>> That's crazy.
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>> We gotta let you off
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the hook.
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>> We got a spirit in
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this house.
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>> "The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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>> What are you doing?
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>> Hello!
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Skippy here,
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AKA Mr. Safety,
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and I'm here in Nashville on my
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Segway, teaching people
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the finer points about--
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Oh!
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We have a lively crowd
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coming across, guys.
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Here we come, three, two, one,
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go, let's go, come on, move it.
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Keep it tight, let's go.
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Come on, I got traffic,
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let's go.
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Hold on, guys.
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Let's go.
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Have a good day, guys.
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You going that way?
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Crap!
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Have a great day.
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Check it out.
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Woo-hoo!
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Yeehaw.
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This thing is fun,
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you should try it.
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>> You're dangerous.
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>> Dangerous?
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I'm not dangerous, you are.
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>> (muttering)
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>> You almost walked into me
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three times, what do you mean
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I'm dangerous?
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Get outta here.
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>> Brett Sellars here, folks,
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and we are here with another
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installment of "Gotcha."
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It's the prank without a prank,
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it's just the reveal,
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stay tuned, you're gonna love it
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in three, two, one.
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Come on, guys, come on,
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we're gonna let our--
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we're gonna let our mark
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off the hook now.
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And we're here.
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We gotcha.
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What did you think?
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>> About what?
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>> Well, we gotcha.
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We're let-- come on, guys.
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We're letting her the hook.
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When you sat down,
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and you first saw me
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walking over, did you put
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two and two together that
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you were being pranked?
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>> What is-- wait, what?
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>> What went through your mind
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when you realized
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it was a prank?
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>> Wait, I was never pranked,
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though.
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>> Yeah, yeah, we just gotcha.
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We got--
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that's why we're out here.
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>> Oh, like a surprise.
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>> Yes, tell the camera what you
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thought.
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>> It was pretty crazy.
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I was just eating my candy.
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>> She had no idea,
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and we got her, folks.
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But I don't know why you guys
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are all looking at me,
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so I feel like I'm missing
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something.
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>> The whole prank is
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there is no real prank.
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>> Okay, that's what I thought.
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>> Hey guys, Jay Wells here,
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and I unbox everything.
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I unbox it all.
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*
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Hey, guys, Jay Wells here AKA
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JayReviewsWell73.
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How are you?
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Picked something up today on the
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way home from work, and I want
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to unbox it for you guys.
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He said you just peel it.
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There we go, he's right.
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Oh, I see, it peels down,
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there we go.
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There you go.
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Check that out.
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It's got, like, dreadlocks
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or something, I'm not sure
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what that is.
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It smells.
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It's got a big birth mark.
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Look at how top heavy it is
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when I--
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Look at that.
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I knew that was going to happen.
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I don't think putting it back
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together is going to work.
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No, it's-- nope.
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I can't give this one
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a thumbs-up-- the guy told me,
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"Just unpeel it."
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I did that, it broke.
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So, 'til next time.
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>> Hey guys, Marlin Woods here,
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and today I'm going
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to ask people for help.
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>> Excuse me, can you help me
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read this letter?
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I had my pupils dilated
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at the eye doctor's,
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and I can't read it.
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Can you please read it to me?
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Officially what?
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>> Evicted.
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>> Convicted?
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>> Evicted.
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>> Evicted why?
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>> "Therefore, you pay
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"$775 a month, not 325
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"and a handful of
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"clipped coupons
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and scratch-offs."
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>> Those coupons were worth
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a thousand dollars of...
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>> Yeah, we're not
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arguing with you.
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>> I'm sorry.
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>> "We have also received
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"countless complaints from all
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"other tenants regarding your
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incessant invasive behavior."
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>> What does that mean?
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>> I'm not sure.
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Are you invasive?
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>> Never, read on.
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>> "You have tried to sue me
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"once a month for seven years,
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"you are constantly breaking
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things and hurting yourself."
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>> Well, I--
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>> "You cause plumbing problems
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"more than any normal
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human being could."
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>> Oh, yes.
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>> Regardless of our
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relationship, you should really
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get your bowels checked out
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by a professional,
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it's not right.
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>> That is true, but that's
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personal, that's a low blow.
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This is ridiculous,
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this is ridiculous.
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>> Yeah.
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>> "Please don't make this more
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"difficult than it needs to be.
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"I'm even happy to give you
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"a recommendation to another
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"building if it gets you
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out of my life."
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>> Yes, nice.
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>> "I will pray for the soul of
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"your next landlord but I need
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"to rid myself of the curse
293
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"that is you so I can move on
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with the rest of my life."
295
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>> I can't take it anymore.
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I have to tell you, we have
297
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a couple guys over here
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and over there filming my show.
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It's called
300
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
301
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>> As soon as I got halfway,
302
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I was like, what the (bleep)
303
00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:02,070
is this ?
304
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(dog barking)
305
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(mumbling incoherently)
306
00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,703
>> Whoa.
307
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Hey, Bartledoo, old swamps here.
308
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Crab bone stink
309
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and all that hinkey.
310
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Go way on to what you want,
311
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it don't come on matter.
312
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Hello, puppy.
313
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Is he a scoopy dog?
314
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>> A what?
315
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>> He scoopy goo?
316
00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:23,167
>> No, I don't know
317
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what that is.
318
00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:24,903
>> Scoopy, scoopy goo?
319
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Where are you?
320
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>> Oh, Scooby.
321
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>> Yeah.
322
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>> Um, I don't know--
323
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>> It look like the same--
324
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I don't know,
325
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he looks like a scoopy.
326
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Yeah, he--
327
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oh, my dog like the round hole.
328
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>> Yeah.
329
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>> Y'all cooking?
330
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>> Yes.
331
00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,533
>> Y'all cooking hot dogs?
332
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>> Possibly.
333
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>> Well, here you go.
334
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>> He's hot.
335
00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:40,970
>> Put him on?
336
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>> Put him on.
337
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(dog whining)
338
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What, what, what, what?
339
00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,830
Hey.
340
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Snaps on he's brother
341
00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,503
or something.
342
00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,300
>> Yeah, exactly.
343
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>> They got the tame old collar.
344
00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:49,830
Say hi, Loochy.
345
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>> Hey, Loochy.
346
00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:51,673
>> No, it's Loochy.
347
00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:52,327
>> Loochy?
348
00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:53,403
>> No, no, no, Loochy.
349
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,600
I thought you said Loochy.
350
00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,130
It's not Loochy, it's Loochy.
351
00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,073
>> Loochy?
352
00:07:57,067 --> 00:07:58,397
>> No, no, no, Loochy.
353
00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,530
Like, "I Love Loochy."
354
00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,200
>> Oh, gotcha, okay, okay.
355
00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:01,930
>> Yeah.
356
00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:04,673
(phone ringing)
357
00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:05,327
>> Hello?
358
00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,103
Hello? Hello?
359
00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,630
Hello? Skippy.
360
00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:08,603
Hi, Mom.
361
00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,630
>> Hey, guys.
362
00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:11,073
This is Skippy.
363
00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:13,597
And I'm going on a date,
364
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,230
with a girl who has no idea
365
00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:21,333
she's going on a date with me.
366
00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,173
Hi.
367
00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:23,097
Can I just leave that there
368
00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:23,770
for one sec, please?
369
00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:24,427
>> Yeah.
370
00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:27,633
>> I'll be right back.
371
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,073
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to--
372
00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:32,827
Be right back.
373
00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:33,803
Hello.
374
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,470
>> Hi.
375
00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:35,227
>> I'm Skippy
376
00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:36,633
>> Nice to meet you,
377
00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:37,373
I'm Danielle.
378
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>> Yeah, I'm little bit nervous,
379
00:08:38,633 --> 00:08:39,803
I apologize.
380
00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:40,930
>> Oh, you're fine.
381
00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:42,073
>> This is my first blind date.
382
00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,197
>> Oh!
383
00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,730
>> There you are-- nice.
384
00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:45,603
>> Oh, no, did I--
385
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,530
>> Nice fresh milk.
386
00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:47,633
>> What kind of milk is that?
387
00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,603
>> Its vitamin D.
388
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,500
Thanks for joining me.
389
00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,630
>> I don't have too long,
390
00:08:51,633 --> 00:08:52,803
I have to get back to work.
391
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,700
>> Oh, really?
392
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,370
>> Sorry.
393
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,067
>> That's such a shame.
394
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:55,827
Maestro!
395
00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,933
>> --late date.
396
00:08:57,933 --> 00:08:58,673
* (violin playing)
397
00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,297
Cheers!
398
00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,270
>> We should probably go see
399
00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:02,597
a movie after lunch.
400
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,900
>> I have to go back to work.
401
00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:04,970
>> Would you like to dance
402
00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,067
before you leave?
403
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,267
>> No, not today.
404
00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:08,267
>> No, all right.
405
00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:08,927
>> Thank you though.
406
00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:09,703
>> That's okay.
407
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:13,830
>> Sorry.
408
00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,073
>> Where do you work at?
409
00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:15,897
>> Service store,
410
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:16,870
right around the corner.
411
00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,067
>> Nice.
412
00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:19,097
I work for a TV show called
413
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,670
"The Ed Bassmaster Show,"
414
00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,227
and I have a whole crew
415
00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:23,903
and everything.
416
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:24,630
>> You do?
417
00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:25,333
>> Yeah, it's pretty cool--
418
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,073
it's a pretty cool gig.
419
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,067
Thanks for having a date,
420
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:27,727
I appreciate it.
421
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,973
>> Yeah, I enjoyed it, cheers!
422
00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:32,967
>> Nice to meet-- cheers!
423
00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:33,767
>> Hey, I'm Jeff.
424
00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:34,627
>> And I'm Hally.
425
00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:36,073
>> And today I got some movers
426
00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:36,827
coming over to help me
427
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,973
break up with her.
428
00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,697
>> Hey, how's it going?
429
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:42,400
>> I'm Drew.
430
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,100
>> Hally, Drew?
431
00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:43,800
>> How you doing?
432
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,500
>> Nice to meet you, hey.
433
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,170
>> I'm Troy.
434
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:45,827
>> Hey, guys.
435
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:46,533
>> Troy, nice to meet you--
436
00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:47,273
>> Hey, what's up, Jeff.
437
00:09:47,267 --> 00:09:48,197
Jerome?
438
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:48,930
Nice to meet you, man.
439
00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:49,833
So we're going to start here,
440
00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,103
all the small stuff.
441
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:51,830
The furniture and stuff,
442
00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,073
we're gonna do that later.
443
00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:53,797
We just want to get
444
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,700
all the small stuff out.
445
00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:55,370
>> I'll be right back,
446
00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:56,067
guys, okay?
447
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:56,697
>> All right.
448
00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,870
Take your time, hon'.
449
00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:00,367
>> We're only getting her stuff.
450
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,427
It's not gonna take all day.
451
00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:02,533
We'll be out of here in, like,
452
00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:03,373
20 minutes, half hour, tops.
453
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,227
>> Oh.
454
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,073
>> One of us is going,
455
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:05,897
and one of us isn't.
456
00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,497
>> Oh, (bleep).
457
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,470
>> It's not working out,
458
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,127
if you know what I mean?
459
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:16,233
So, she thinks we bought a house
460
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:17,033
and that we're moving
461
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:17,933
into the house together.
462
00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,473
Now, let's-- here.
463
00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:22,827
>> Hey, guys, surprise!
464
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,373
>> Oh, wow, you didn't
465
00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:25,297
have to do that.
466
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:25,970
Look at that, she brought
467
00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:27,967
you guys lemonade and cookies.
468
00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:29,527
Oh, yeah, you're the best.
469
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,333
You are--
470
00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,473
>> Oh, man, I'm so excited we're
471
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:33,267
finally moving out, I never
472
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,227
thought it would happen.
473
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,373
>> Me neither.
474
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,127
All right, hon', why don't you--
475
00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:36,933
>> Yeah, I'm gonna run upstairs
476
00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:37,603
real quick.
477
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,630
>> Run an errand or something,
478
00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:39,433
pack the bathroom up
479
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:40,203
or something.
480
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,100
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
481
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,500
>> Let the guys be guys.
482
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,070
Imagine putting up with that
483
00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:45,067
24/7.
484
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:46,097
She smothers me, you know,
485
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,030
she's one of those good girls,
486
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:47,933
you know, "Little House
487
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:48,773
on the Prairie" type.
488
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,497
It's not for me, man.
489
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,330
I haven't found the right time
490
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,633
to tell her, though, yet.
491
00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:56,303
Let me show you this, too.
492
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,200
This is all her stuff.
493
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,230
>> Everything here.
494
00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,573
>> Hold that for me.
495
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:01,727
Yo.
496
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:04,533
>> The basketball.
497
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,073
Sure about this--
498
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:06,727
>> Yeah, man.
499
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,603
I need advice, dude.
500
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,830
I want to break it to her,
501
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,433
but I don't want to, like,
502
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:12,533
crush her dreams.
503
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,403
Just, like, break--
504
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,770
hold on, hon', can you give me--
505
00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,067
>> Guys, no, no, no, wait,
506
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:17,867
I have to tell you something.
507
00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:18,797
>> What, what, what, what?
508
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,400
>> We're pregnant.
509
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,870
Can you believe that?
510
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:22,567
>> Is this real?
511
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:23,297
>> Yes.
512
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,530
I know, I--
513
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:25,373
I know, I should have--
514
00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:26,127
>> Yeah.
515
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,433
>> No, but we have witnesses.
516
00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:28,733
We have witnesses now.
517
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:29,533
>> She's pregnant.
518
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:30,803
>> Yeah!
519
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,900
>> Yahoo!
520
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,100
>> I think my temperature
521
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,300
just got hot.
522
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,200
>> Oh, really?
523
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:35,900
>> You're excited.
524
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,070
>> Your temperature got hot,
525
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,797
my temperature is like--
526
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,870
>> I'm-- I'm ecstatic.
527
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,667
I don't know what to say.
528
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,167
>> Oh, my God.
529
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,327
>> Hon', do me a favor.
530
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,873
Go upstairs and call your mom,
531
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:45,897
go upstairs and call your mom
532
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:46,770
and share-- share
533
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,627
the hugs, okay?
534
00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:49,603
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
535
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,870
Please, do me one favor.
536
00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,327
Let me run out to my car,
537
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,073
when she comes down,
538
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,327
just tell her for me, please.
539
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,303
Trust me, I'll take care of
540
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,530
you guys, please.
541
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,173
All right.
542
00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,397
Oh, man?
543
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,670
Are you kidding me?
544
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,267
>> Hey, Jeff?
545
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:05,927
(bleep)
546
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,203
You guys know where Jeff went?
547
00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,097
What, yeah?
548
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,700
Yeah, what's up?
549
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,897
What-- he got you
550
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,127
to tell me that?
551
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,470
That's not--
552
00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:20,327
I mean, we're getting a house
553
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,073
together, that's not what's
554
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,667
going on.
555
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:27,597
He told you to tell me that?
556
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,830
Hey, what's going on?
557
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,073
>> Listen.
558
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:31,697
>> They're saying--
559
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,730
>> What did he tell you?
560
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:33,673
What did he say?
561
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,097
>> He said that the reason
562
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,330
you're moving all my stuff out
563
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,333
first is because you are--
564
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,733
you're leaving?
565
00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:40,873
>> That's what he wants.
566
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:41,597
>> Guys, you know what's
567
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,070
going on, right?
568
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,067
Do you know what's going on?
569
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,367
>> Yeah, you're leaving her.
570
00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:46,767
>> Where am I going?
571
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,867
>> Far away from her.
572
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:48,897
>> Yes.
573
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:49,730
To a place called
574
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,073
"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
575
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,527
>> Mother (bleep)!
576
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:56,433
>> See right here?
577
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,603
>> (bleep)!
578
00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,367
Did you believe it?
579
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,327
>> Yeah, I did, I did, I did.
580
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:04,067
>> You know what?
581
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,797
Here's your citation, take that.
582
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,170
Pay within ten days or show up
583
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,327
to court, I don't care.
584
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,370
Have a good day, sir.
585
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,073
Hey, guys, Jay Wells here,
586
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,827
and I unbox everything.
587
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:18,333
I unbox it all.
588
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,470
Hey, guys, Jay Wells here, AKA
589
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,427
JayReviewsWell73.
590
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:23,473
I finally did it.
591
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,267
Went out and got
592
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,427
the can of tuna.
593
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:27,703
I'm going to unbox it for you.
594
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,070
It's got 40% selenium.
595
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:30,867
I'm a little bit
596
00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:31,697
concerned with that.
597
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,070
I'm not sure what that is.
598
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,567
Let's open it up.
599
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,830
Apparently, I was not informed
600
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,333
that we need a can opener.
601
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:47,233
The guy who sold it to me...
602
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,303
didn't tell me that.
603
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,670
Now I can do the unboxing.
604
00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:58,727
There might be something
605
00:13:58,733 --> 00:13:59,433
wrong with that.
606
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:00,533
I just cracked that open, and
607
00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,333
there is a foul order
608
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,533
coming from it.
609
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:06,073
Umm...
610
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,327
so, anyhow,
611
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,473
stay tuned next week,
612
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,097
I'm going to do an unboxing
613
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:22,067
of some peanuts.
614
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,467
>> Hi.
615
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:24,267
Would you mind just watching
616
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,267
this for just a sec, please?
617
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:30,127
Thank you.
618
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:30,833
Thank you.
619
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,503
I don't have a lighter.
620
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,230
Do you have a lighter?
621
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,433
>> No, sorry.
622
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,533
>> No?
623
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:36,533
>> Seems like you are
624
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,103
planning a romantic rendezvous
625
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:38,970
with somebody.
626
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,067
>> Yeah.
627
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,127
I'm a little nervous.
628
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,873
It's my first blind date.
629
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:43,967
>> That'd be a little
630
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,497
nerve-wracking.
631
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,370
>> Thank you for joining me.
632
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,067
You look very lovely today.
633
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,067
Just tell me to say when.
634
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,367
>> Why are you--
635
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,067
>> Milk?
636
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:53,967
>> Oh, I'm not your date.
637
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,467
>> Oh, cheers.
638
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:58,127
Maestro!
639
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:58,873
* (violin plays)
640
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,067
Got enough for the both of us.
641
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:00,967
>> You must be meaning to--
642
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,567
meaning to meet somebody else.
643
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,367
>> What do you mean?
644
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,827
Oh no, I saw you sitting here.
645
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:06,773
>> I'm married.
646
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:07,867
>> You say you were married?
647
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:08,697
>> I'm married, yeah.
648
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,400
>> Happily married?
649
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,370
>> Oh, yeah.
650
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,227
>> That's good.
651
00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,703
>> Yeah, thank you.
652
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,070
So I'm thinking you must be
653
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:14,727
meaning to meet
654
00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:15,573
somebody else, so.
655
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:16,667
>> Leaving so soon?
656
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,627
>> Yeah, got to go.
657
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,773
>> Well, that was a short date.
658
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:19,667
>> It was.
659
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:31,397
>> Unbelievable.
660
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,530
>> What's up, bro?
661
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,373
>> Hey.
662
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,103
>> What y'all got putting
663
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,900
for me today?
664
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,600
>> That's right.
665
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,430
>> We're gonna play you
666
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:37,273
a good old song, man.
667
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:37,927
>> That's right.
668
00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:39,103
>> Good old song, good old boy?
669
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:40,267
Hey, K-bone sound with that.
670
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,327
>> That's right.
671
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,333
>> You gotta sing it with us.
672
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,773
>> I'll ting 'em a little bit.
673
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,967
* Well, high day Nisha
674
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:49,827
* Mary Ann, Marra Lou
675
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,633
* Mm-hmm
676
00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:53,703
* There was shimmy and Betty
677
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,330
* And also Lady Sue
678
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,403
>> Lady Sue?
679
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,170
>> * Mm-hmm
680
00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,427
>> I think I dated her.
681
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,733
>> * And then there's Emma
682
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:03,903
* And Karen and some other few
683
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,930
* I can't remember the names
684
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,303
* But they hit me up and said
685
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:11,127
* "Mamas, you gotta to pay me
686
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,533
* The fuang *
687
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,173
*
688
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:24,067
(laughing)
689
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,227
>> Brrrrr...
690
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,403
...ett Sellars here, folks!
691
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,327
And we are here at
692
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,973
America's favorite pastime,
693
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,197
waiting in line!
694
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,167
Let's go talk to some people.
695
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,727
Come on.
696
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:39,803
Brett Sellars here.
697
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,530
Sir, love the shirt,
698
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,473
love the color.
699
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,797
How you doing?
700
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,470
>> Good.
701
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,197
>> Good.
702
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,070
Waiting for a ride?
703
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:45,667
>> No.
704
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:58,327
>> Uber?
705
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,903
Great talking to you.
706
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,070
Brett Sellars live,
707
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,127
outside of a long line.
708
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,303
We have in fact found
709
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,530
one of the biggest lines in
710
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:05,433
Nashville, Tennessee.
711
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:06,533
Just wanted to show you guys
712
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:07,473
what a long line looks like.
713
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,467
It was pandemonium,
714
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,727
it was chaos over there.
715
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,073
There were several, several
716
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,267
dozen people over there.
717
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:13,597
So we'll have to move on, but if
718
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,570
you see over there, folks--
719
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,397
(car honking horn)
720
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,070
>> Oh, sorry.
721
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:16,867
Sorry about that.
722
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:17,597
Excuse me, sir.
723
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,500
Coming through, coming through.
724
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,430
Thanks, coming through.
725
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,573
How are you ladies doing today?
726
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:21,627
Brett Sellars.
727
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,333
Right here.
728
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,303
Check this out.
729
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,770
That's right.
730
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,367
Oh, yeah.
731
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:30,167
Oh, yeah.
732
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,967
Brett Sellars, getting it done.
733
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:34,927
>> How are you, pal?
734
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,073
>> I'm doing awesome.
735
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:36,727
>> So am I.
736
00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:38,103
I am almost as tall as you on my
737
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,470
Segway, isn't that impressive?
738
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,497
>> Until I go...
739
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,900
>> Until he goes downhill.
740
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,700
Oh, we got the-- we got
741
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,400
the National Anthem going on.
742
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,600
>> * The land
743
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,470
* Of the free
744
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:56,567
* And the home
745
00:17:56,567 --> 00:18:01,127
* Of the brave *
746
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,533
>> That was fantastic.
747
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,473
>> You were fantastic
748
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:04,127
>> Thank you, sir.
749
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:04,803
Good to meet you.
750
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,970
>> Thank you.
751
00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:06,867
>> Excuse me, can I just set
752
00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:07,697
this here for one sec?
753
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:08,370
>> Sure.
754
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,327
>> Thank you.
755
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,173
>> I'll be right back, I just
756
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:14,327
got to grab something.
757
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,773
Oh, thank you, thank you.
758
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,097
I am so nervous.
759
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:21,130
It's my first blind date.
760
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,073
>> It's your first?
761
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,067
>> Yes, my first one.
762
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:23,697
I'm Skippy.
763
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,830
>> Aww.
764
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,703
>> You are?
765
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,630
>> I'm Strawberry.
766
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:27,903
>> Hi, Strawberry, my favorite--
767
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,900
that's my favorite flavor.
768
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,630
>> Yeah?
769
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,373
See, that's lucky for you.
770
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,967
>> To Strawberry and Skippy.
771
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,527
First blind date,
772
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:37,303
happy as can be.
773
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,700
Matter of fact, Maestro!
774
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,130
* (violin plays)
775
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:44,973
Oh, this is lovely.
776
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,397
So romantic.
777
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,670
>> It is so romantic.
778
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,097
>> And...
779
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,530
do you think I look handsome?
780
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,103
>> Certainly.
781
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:52,770
>> Thank you!
782
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:53,527
Do you think
783
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,833
good enough for a TV show?
784
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,833
>> Uh, certainly.
785
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,473
>> For "The Ed Bassmaster Show."
786
00:18:58,467 --> 00:18:59,427
>> I'd say go for it.
787
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,103
>> Go for it!
788
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,300
* Thank you
789
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,730
* For being on my show
790
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:06,673
* This is my show
791
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,967
* Thank you for playing music
792
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:09,267
* For my show
793
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,297
* Music for my show
794
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,670
* Don't you know?
795
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,167
* Well, I'm Skippy
796
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,727
* I got a TV show
797
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,203
* Sitting here with Strawberry
798
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,270
* Don't you know
799
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,267
* She's got blonde hair
800
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,927
* And she likes to eat a salad
801
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,303
* And thank you *
802
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,430
>> Thank you, Maestro.
803
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:31,433
>> Thank you, Maestro.
804
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,373
- That's a silverback gorilla.
805
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:34,897
- What?
- Yeah.
806
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,727
Yo, Gil, what's up, man?
You want a banana?
807
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,203
You want a banana?
Yo, check this out.
808
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,200
Come on.
809
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,600
Yo, get--
[yells]
810
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,900
- Smooth. Nice.
- Just look at it.
811
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,397
Isn't it gorgeous?
- Yeah, it's gorgeous.
812
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,170
- It's shiny.
- It's shiny.
813
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,727
- And it really pops.
- Yeah.
814
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,503
[rock music]
815
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,730
*
816
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,073
- Oh, man, he just dropped
his whole ice cream.
817
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,630
Look, he's gonna pick it up
and put it back up on there.
818
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,073
Oh, my God!
819
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,603
I wish you had some blinds here.
820
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,070
I'd sure let them down.
- [laughs]
821
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,303
>> That's what I'm talking
822
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,000
about, they're, like,
823
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,100
biting the wires still.
824
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:05,770
I don't--
825
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,867
>> No, it's-- it's not that.
826
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,497
You've got a spirit in here.
827
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,570
>> And the egg smash clash...
828
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:12,697
>> Blast master faster
829
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,370
than any caster.
830
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:15,597
On the tip.
831
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,130
>> Cheers.
832
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,033
>> So, I'd like--
833
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,303
>> Is this supposed to, like,
834
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,470
video, show video?
835
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,667
'Cause I hit the record button,
836
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,297
and it--
837
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:24,997
>> You didn't hold the--
838
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,067
>> Oh, it didn't video.
839
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:29,197
>> You have to hold it down.
840
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,030
>> Can you do it one more time?
841
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:30,773
>> I've never used it before,
842
00:20:30,823 --> 00:20:35,373
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