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>> Hey, guys.
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I'm Ed Bassmaster
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and you may have seen me on
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YouTube.
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The Looney Wheel...
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And that is me.
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> I'm a bush!
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That's me too.
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The crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I just ordered it.
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When I see a car like this,
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the first thing I do is I say,
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"Would you look at this?"
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Yeah, all of those guys are me.
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>> Yes, yes, yes!
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>> You're my favorite!
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>> I have almost a billion views
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on the Internet
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and now I'm going to take
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what I do to television.
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Can you mention that he was
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attacked in the buttocks too?
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This is
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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Folks at home, folks at home.
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We're here at
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Franky and Johnny's in
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New Orleans, and, uh, they just
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hired a new waiter in there.
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I think his name is Mumbles
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or something.
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So we're going to go
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check that out.
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*
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>> Hey!
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How y'all do?
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>> Hi, how are you?
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>> Good, good.
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(mumbles incoherently)
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(chuckling)
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Go over a couple of specials
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with you.
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I've got a great
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tossed salad with...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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Served cold or chilled
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if you like it...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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*
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We got a baked...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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... and he gonna prepare that
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with like some...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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We got...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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(chuckling)
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>> I'm sorry.
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I'm going to fast, I know.
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I'm going to fast.
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I'm sorry.
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Let me go over, uh,
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we got specials today.
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We got a tossed salad with
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egg notch, linky burgers
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we're serving today,
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it's gonna come with...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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And then we got crapmall steak.
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The crapmall steak I recommend
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with a fleet wine with a...
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(mumbles incoherently)
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(mumbles incoherently)
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Most people don't like that.
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How y'all like it?
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>> Uh... how do we like what?
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>> 'Merican?
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>> Yeah, American cheese.
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>> 'Merican?
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'Merican cheese?
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>> American.
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>> American?
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>> Yeah, American.
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(laughing)
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>> I'll be right with you.
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>> I couldn't understand him
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and he couldn't understand me.
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Like a Russian and a Chinese
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talking to each other.
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*
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(blathering)
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(laughing)
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(barking)
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(screaming)
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>> Stop it!
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(laughing)
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>> How you doin'?
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(screaming)
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>> God, you scared
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the crap out of me.
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>> How you doin', hon?
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>> Oh my God!
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>> Oh, I'm sorry,
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I didn't mean to offend you.
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I'm sorry,
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I was just saying hi.
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Sorry about that.
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Brett Sellars here reporting
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live for... some news station.
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All right, talk to you later.
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And we're rolling live
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in three, two, one.
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Folks, how are we?
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Brett Sellars here.
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We're live in the park today.
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We just witnessed
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a horrible attack.
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We're here live on the scene.
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How are you, sir?
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Did you witness the attack?
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>> I did not.
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>> Okay, we--
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Guys we need to find somebody
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that actually witnessed
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the attack.
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On the south end of the park
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there was two guys
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walking through and were
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literally attacked by pigeons.
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>> Are you guys serious?
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>> Yes, yeah, dead serious.
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25-year-old male, shredded.
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He, uh-- lacerations
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to the back of the neck.
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A couple came from below,
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attacked him in
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the buttocks area.
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>> Wow.
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>> It happened all
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right over there.
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You didn't witness any of this?
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>> I did not.
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>> All right, they wanted us to
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bring back the story.
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I can't go back to the studio
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and say, "Oh, we didn't have
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any witnesses."
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Just do your best.
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It's not a big deal.
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You're not going to get--
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you're not going to get
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subpoenaed to court.
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It was a pigeon attack,
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for crying out loud.
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Okay.
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Brett Sellars here.
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Uh, we're on the scene of the
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pigeon attack in the park here.
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What did you witness, pal?
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>> Oh man, there was just
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a couple guys walking,
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and all of a sudden...
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full on just a couple birds
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came down and then
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saw this guy's just neck
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start just bleeding.
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I'd never seen-- I'd never seen
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a bird just go after
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somebody like that.
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A few more birds piled on
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and were biting and clawing his
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legs and his lower back--
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>> Down to the buttocks.
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>> Yeah, ripping his shirt off.
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>> Yeah.
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Can you mention that he was
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attacked in the buttocks too?
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>> Yeah, they were, uh,
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clawing at his pants
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and tore his ass up, honestly.
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I...
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>> Unbelievable, unbelievable.
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>> I've never seen anything
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like it.
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>> That's right.
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Folks, you heard it here.
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Brett Sellars.
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Thanks so much for your account.
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Back to you.
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Hey, Emilio here.
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Would you just look at all these
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people in the park today?
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(giggling)
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Oh, would you look at this?
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I'm catching up on you!
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(cackling)
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Oh, would you look at this?
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I'm in my Surrey.
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Hi, everybody, I'm riding in
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my Surrey!
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Coming through, coming through!
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(laughing)
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Would you look at this?
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I'm passin' ya.
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(cackling)
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Hop in, I'll give you a lift!
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Oh, would you look at that?
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I got an empty seat,
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you want a ride?
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Come on in,
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I'll give you a ride.
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Hop in, I'll give you
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a little ride.
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Come on, come on,
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let's go for a little ride.
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Hop in, hon.
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Strap up, get ready.
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Come on, let's go look at it.
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>> Wait, wait, wait.
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>> I'll do the pedaling,
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you relax.
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I got you, hon.
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>> Oh no, let me help you!
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>> All right, here we go.
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Oh, look at that lake,
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it's beautiful.
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>> It really is.
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>> Would you just look at it?
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It's gorgeous!
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Look at this!
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Look at the clouds,
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they're beautiful!
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>> They're beautiful!
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>> Oh, look out for this guy,
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we're going to run him over!
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(laughing)
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Oh, it's a beautiful day.
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* Look at this
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* Look at that
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* Look at everything
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* Just look at that
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>> Okay.
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>> Door-to-door service!
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(imitating brakes screeching)
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Thank you, Brenda!
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>> This was great.
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Well, thank you for the ride!
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>> Oh, thank you!
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>> Hey, guys, Skippy here
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and it looks like my date
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never showed up
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but hopefully Sarah's date does
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and we can have some
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fun with him.
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>> So you can take this table
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right back here
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and I'll be right back
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with some menus for you guys.
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>> Oh my God, have you
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been here before?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah?
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So is it the seafood
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that's really good?
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>> The crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It's awesome.
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>> Thanks.
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>> I just ordered it.
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(laughing)
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>> Thank you.
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>> Um, I went to my first
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crawfish boil.
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>> Oh yeah?
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>> Yeah.
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Like a month ago now.
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Thank you!
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>> Here's some menus.
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Can I start you out
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with any drinks?
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>> I'm gonna get a Coke.
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>> A Coke?
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All right, it'll be right out.
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>> Um--
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>> Don't mind me, guys,
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I'm waiting on a date.
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>> Okay.
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>> Hey, it's all good, man.
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>> I brought her a rose.
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>> Aww.
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>> I'm Skippy.
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>> Good to meet you, Skippy.
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>> Skippy-- what's your name?
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>> Dustin.
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>> Destin?
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Hi.
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>> Hi-- hi.
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>> Your name?
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>> Sarah.
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>> Sarah, Skippy,
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nice to meet you.
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>> Nice to meet you.
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>> Don't mind me.
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Just waitin' on my lady.
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>> Yeah, so they had this
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big crawfish boil...
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>> Waiting on my lady.
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Speaking of...
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>> ... about a month ago
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and the tables like went
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all the way down the block.
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And it was my first one, so I
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didn't really know how it went.
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And I, um...
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I was there and I was inside
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taking photos of a band and--
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>> Was it Reverb?
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>> I think they played first.
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>> Because they play there
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every week.
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>> Yeah?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Hey.
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Brittany, it's Skippy.
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Uh, I'm here.
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I'm not sure if you're
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coming or not but...
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I'll wait for another
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ten minutes and if I guess
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you're not here,
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I assume that it's off.
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Thank you, bye.
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>> ... I missed it completely.
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But then I got
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my second chance, so...
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(laughing)
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>> You guys are having
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a great time.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Cheers to that!
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Whoops.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Sorry about that.
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Cheers, bud.
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Coffee cheers!
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There we go!
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>> Yeah, but, uh...
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Where do you live now?
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>> Um, still in--
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>> Coliseum Street.
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>> Sorry.
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>> Okay, where is that?
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>> Um, just down--
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down the street.
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Not too far.
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>> She's pretty.
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Hey, here's to you
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and to you guys.
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I don't think mine
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is showing up, so...
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>> Hey, it's okay, buddy.
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>> Yeah.
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That's easy--
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easy for you to say.
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You got a hot one here.
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(laughing)
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Really hot.
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>> Oh my God.
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>> Sorry, Skippy, you're
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kind of bothering us.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, I apolo--
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>> It's okay.
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>> I thought we were cool.
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>> No, we're cool, man,
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I'm a nice guy.
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>> Awesome, awesome.
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That's what I like to hear.
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>> Yeah, man.
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>> I thought you were
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serious at first.
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(chuckling)
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>> You just ask him
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to leave, right?
390
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>> Hey, man, can you
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get out of here?
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I'm on a date here, man.
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>> Buddy.
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>> What?
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>> You wouldn't mind...
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Him?
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>> No, you.
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>> Me?
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>> You.
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Yeah, you're bothering us.
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>> All right, I'm out of here.
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But before I leave,
403
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I just want to tell ya, you're
404
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on "The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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>> Oh snap!
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You got me!
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You knew?
408
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>> I knew, yeah.
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Nice to met you!
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(laughing)
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>> Oh my God!
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>> Check this out.
413
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I can fart under my armpit.
414
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(mimicking fart)
415
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And we're going to go fart on
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some dogs today.
417
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Like this one.
418
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Watch.
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(whistling)
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(mimicking fart)
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(laughing)
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*
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>> Whoa, whoa.
424
00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,167
>> Brett Sellars here along with
425
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my accomplice, Justin Moore.
426
00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:04,497
>> What's up?
427
00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:05,373
>> What's up?
428
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That's right.
429
00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,127
We're going to go fool
430
00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:07,673
some people here.
431
00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:11,627
Let's go get 'em.
432
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:12,703
>> All right.
433
00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:13,500
>> Brett Sellars here coming
434
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,370
live and direct from
435
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"Meet A Star TV."
436
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We're going to find the biggest
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Justin Moore fans
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on this planet.
439
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We're going to have them
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meet that star.
441
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Uh, we're looking for
442
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the biggest Justin Moore fan.
443
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>> Yeah!
444
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>> You're Justin Moore's
445
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biggest fan?
446
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>> Kelly, right here.
447
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,473
>> Let's go meet Justin Moore,
448
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come on.
449
00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:30,570
Brett Sellars
450
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making dreams come true.
451
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How do you feel
452
00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,333
right now, Kelly?
453
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>> I'm confused.
454
00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:35,503
>> Tell us what's going on
455
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through your mind.
456
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,570
>> Is this real?
457
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>> It is definitely real.
458
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Every week we pick a person
459
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who wants to meet a star
460
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and we make that connection,
461
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we make that dream come true.
462
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,700
That's right.
463
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:46,697
So you're a big Justin Moore
464
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,230
fan, what can you
465
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:47,773
tell us about him?
466
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,370
>> He's handsome.
467
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,070
>> You heard it right
468
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:52,697
from her, folks.
469
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:53,400
How are ya?
470
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,370
We're just here for
471
00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:55,127
Justin Moore.
472
00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:56,073
>> You have credentials
473
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:57,067
for everybody?
474
00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:57,727
>> Uh, I'm Brett Sellars from
475
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"Meet A Star TV"
476
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and I have, uh, his biggest
477
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,497
fan right here, Kelly.
478
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,170
Kelly, could you tell him
479
00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,027
you're the biggest--
480
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:03,703
>> Hi, I'm Kelly.
481
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:04,500
>> Hi, Kelly, nice to meet you.
482
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,200
Unfortunately, we don't have
483
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,100
the proper credentials
484
00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:06,600
to let you back.
485
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,100
You-- you have to have
486
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,670
tour passes to get back.
487
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:10,497
>> I was told we would have
488
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,330
access back here.
489
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,973
This is Justin's biggest fan.
490
00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:13,967
I'm Brett Sellars with
491
00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:14,967
"Meet A Star TV."
492
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:15,967
>> Yes, give me a second,
493
00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:16,627
let me see what I can do.
494
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:17,373
>> Thank you.
495
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,367
Here's the thing.
496
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,497
We don't have the passes.
497
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,600
We do this all the time.
498
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,530
>> Are those the things that
499
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,603
go around you neck?
500
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,430
>> We don't have those.
501
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:24,103
Just act like we do.
502
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:24,970
>> That's fine.
503
00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,097
>> Make pretend, make pretend.
504
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:26,700
Hey, how are you, pal?
505
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,030
>> Justin's tour manager.
506
00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:28,603
>> What's your name?
507
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,170
>> Johnny.
508
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,067
>> Johnny, Johnny, hi.
509
00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:30,727
Brett Sellars here with
510
00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:31,403
"Meet A Star TV."
511
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,070
>> I'm Kelly.
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00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:32,967
It's nice to meet you.
513
00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:33,667
>> Johnny, nice to meet you.
514
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,127
>> Melissa.
515
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:34,673
>> Johnny Miller.
516
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,467
>> Uh, listen, could you
517
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,267
do us a favor?
518
00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,467
She is Justin's biggest fan.
519
00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:38,267
Can he at least come out
520
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,467
and say hello to her?
521
00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:40,527
>> You know, he's busy with
522
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,633
sound check right now.
523
00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:42,433
>> Please, I mean, just this is
524
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,103
making me look really bad.
525
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,570
You gotta understand--
526
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,427
Can you guys cut, please?
527
00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:46,133
Please?
528
00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,033
Listen...
529
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:49,403
>> He-- he definitely loves his
530
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:50,933
fans, I can promise you--
531
00:10:50,933 --> 00:10:52,073
>> Really, it's fine.
532
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:55,597
>> Please, look...
533
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,400
>> You know, it's not
534
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,300
even about money.
535
00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:02,200
It's...
536
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:02,833
>> All right, come on.
537
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,367
>> Really?
538
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:05,467
>> Come on.
539
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:06,367
>> Here you go, folks.
540
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:06,797
>> Let's go.
541
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,300
>> Justin is so busy right now,
542
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,300
he's on stage actually
543
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,400
getting ready to sound check.
544
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,330
Tell you what, I'll show you
545
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,073
around on the bus.
546
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:12,727
>> That's right.
547
00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:13,573
It's the next best
548
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:14,497
thing here, folks.
549
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,230
A tour on the bus.
550
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,073
>> Oh my God!
551
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,197
>> That's his dog, Hank.
552
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:18,900
>> If we can't meet Justin,
553
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:19,700
at least we can meet
554
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,470
his bus, right?
555
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:21,567
>> Yeah, at least.
556
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,067
Believe me, this is beautiful!
557
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,227
>> Are you kidding me?
558
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,403
>> This is his bedroom.
559
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,200
I feel uncomfortable
560
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,230
back here, but...
561
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,573
>> Folks, we tried to make it
562
00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:29,397
happen for her.
563
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,500
Unfortunately,
564
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,230
Justin is on stage.
565
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,533
>> I just got a text.
566
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:34,403
>> You just got a text?
567
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,530
Hold on, we just got a text.
568
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:36,173
>> They just wrapped up.
569
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,067
>> So where is Justin?
570
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:41,167
We need to find Justin.
571
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,297
Wait a second--
572
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,400
>> I'm actually Justin.
573
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,370
I'm not Johnny.
574
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,227
>> You're Justin?
575
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:46,073
>> I'm Justin.
576
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,397
>> Kelly, what's going on here?
577
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,330
Come on, give him a hug,
578
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,133
darn it!
579
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,903
That's Justin Moore!
580
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,600
That's right, folks,
581
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,430
"Meet A Star TV."
582
00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,103
Your host, Brett Sellars.
583
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:53,530
>> Shut up!
584
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,073
>> We made it happen right here.
585
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,097
>> And this is the biggest
586
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,370
break I've ever had.
587
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,327
>> Now this little segment
588
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is going to be used for
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"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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Did you hear--
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>> You...
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>> There you go, folks.
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We made it happen.
594
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We slam-dunked it!
595
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Good job, pal, good job.
596
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Hey, guys.
597
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I'm in the park today and I'm
598
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gonna try to ride my bike.
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But I'm going to ask for some
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help because I'm not that
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good at riding by myself.
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>> Yeah!
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>> It's an intro.
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Thanks.
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That's not--
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that won't make the final cut.
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Don't worry.
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*
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Buddy, hold my seat, please?
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Buddy, can you hold this for me
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just so I can get on it, please?
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Hi.
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>> Hi, how are ya?
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>> Not too good,
615
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I wish I had a hand.
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>> Can I help you?
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>> Um, if you could
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hold the seat, yeah,
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that would be awesome.
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I'm trying to just balance
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myself before I go downhill.
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>> You're going to be okay
623
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riding down there?
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>> Uh, I've never
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gone down a hill yet.
626
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It don't look too bad.
627
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If you could just walk me
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to like the post right there
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and then I'll see if
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I feel like I can do it.
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Or if not, I'll just get off.
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I'm just gonna get on.
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You got it?
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>> Yup, okay.
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>> All right, ready?
636
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>> I'm ready.
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>> All right, let's go.
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Let's go.
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All right, you got it?
640
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>> Yeah, I got it.
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>> All right, here I go.
642
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All right.
643
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Oh, this is kind of
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a steep hill.
645
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All right, I'm just gonna
646
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pull over here and get off.
647
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>> Okay.
648
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>> All right, you can let go.
649
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Thanks.
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>> No worries.
651
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>> Whoa, wait, wait!
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Buddy!
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Bud!
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(panting)
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>> I'm sorry!
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>> It's okay.
657
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Oh... oh...
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I got it!
659
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I got it.
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You're the man!
661
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>> No, you're good.
662
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>> Thanks!
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Ah!
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*
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*
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>> So I'm suiting up to be a
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professional driving instructor.
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*
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Randy Carleton, nice to meet ya.
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>> Nice to meet you, Randy.
671
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>> All right.
672
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I'll be your driving
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instructor today.
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All right, we'll have you
675
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get in the car.
676
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,400
Oh, no, no, not that car,
677
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we're using this.
678
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*
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My personal truck.
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Everything look all right to ya?
681
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>> No.
682
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It's like messed up.
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>> This here...
684
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See?
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Fixed.
686
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What's some of the first things
687
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you gonna check before
688
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you get behind the wheel?
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Tire pressure, very good.
690
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,503
Make sure you don't have a flat.
691
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Feel how you can see
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the tire moving a little bit?
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00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,300
That one needs air.
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You know what, I don't
695
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got a pump.
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00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,367
See how low this is right here?
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Bowing out like that.
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Just...
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(blowing)
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JP, do me a favor, see if
701
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,070
you can get some air in there?
702
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:17,627
I can't, I'm too old.
703
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,073
Just try to blow as hard
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00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067
as you can on there
705
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,167
and get some air put in there.
706
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,197
Oh, you're turning red,
707
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,400
slow down.
708
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,070
All right, that should work.
709
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:26,767
You know what, before I get
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started, you wanna check
711
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,697
a few minor things?
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00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,400
Adjust that mirror.
713
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,300
Make sure it's good for ya.
714
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:31,770
You know what?
715
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:32,297
You just broke it.
716
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,100
You got a major credit card
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00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100
on you so I can just
718
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,300
ring you up for that?
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>> I got 14 bucks.
720
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>> I'll just take that.
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00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,467
All right, we'll call it even.
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*
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You know now right
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is the same thing, but you do
725
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,227
a thumb gesture like this
726
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:44,773
and you yell out,
727
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,227
"I'm going right!"
728
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>> I'm going right!
729
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,103
>> See these here cow barrels?
730
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,070
>> Yeah.
731
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:50,727
>> Okay, they're supposed to
732
00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:52,273
perpetuate cows, all right?
733
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,097
In the state of Texas,
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00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,600
this signifies a cow.
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So if you want to give them
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00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,197
a stop, "Cow on the road!"
737
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,130
Watch out, we got a couple cows.
738
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,733
We got a couple cows.
739
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,503
Let 'em know, let 'em know!
740
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,200
>> Cow on the road!
741
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,730
>> You didn't stop!
742
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:03,773
You need to tell them,
743
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:04,397
out the window, "Stop."
744
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,070
>> Stop, we've got a cow
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00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:06,497
on the road.
746
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,330
>> Yeah, yeah, there you go.
747
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,233
(cow mooing)
748
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,333
(cell phone ringing)
749
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,773
Who is this?
750
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,327
Oh, that's my probation officer.
751
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,173
Yeah, Thom.
752
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,097
I'm not lying, I'm at work.
753
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:14,770
Yeah, I'm right here
754
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:15,427
with my boss.
755
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:16,133
Hold on, hold on.
756
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:16,633
Hold on, please.
757
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,073
All right, listen here.
758
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,067
I'm supposed to be
759
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:19,527
on house arrest.
760
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,133
So could you just do me a favor
761
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,673
and say, "I'm Randy's boss.
762
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,667
"Everything's good here.
763
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,067
We ain't doing nothing illegal."
764
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:25,727
I don't wanna go back to jail.
765
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,433
You tell him you're my boss.
766
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,073
His name's Thom,
767
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:28,597
he's my PO officer.
768
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,070
>> Hey, Thom, this is Randy's
769
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:34,097
boss from work.
770
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,700
I'm the CEO of the company.
771
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,370
>> Tell him he can't
772
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:37,327
send me back to jail.
773
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,273
Tell him you need me.
774
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,067
>> You can't send Randy back to
775
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,367
jail because we need him
776
00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,267
for the company.
777
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:42,727
>> Thank you.
778
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,673
You're the man, you're the man.
779
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,197
He's the man.
780
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,200
(thundering)
781
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,270
All of the sudden, we're riding
782
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,497
through a thunderstorm,
783
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,070
pouring rain,
784
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:51,697
what's the first thing
785
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,770
you're going to do?
786
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:53,427
>> Ah, turn on
787
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,103
the windshield wipers?
788
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,070
>> Ah, hell, you better roll up
789
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:55,667
that window before
790
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,527
you get soaked.
791
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,073
Now, since it's not raining,
792
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:58,767
we're going to make it rain.
793
00:15:58,767 --> 00:15:59,127
Yo, Tad!
794
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,303
Bring that rain.
795
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,100
Here he comes.
796
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:02,800
There's my man Tad.
797
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,300
Don't mind him.
798
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,070
He's a little off-key
799
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,067
right there.
800
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,067
(chuckling)
801
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:07,697
So now we're riding through
802
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,470
the rain.
803
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,067
Oh no, what are we gonna do?
804
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:10,597
We can't see nothing.
805
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,330
Turn on the windshield wipers.
806
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,403
They ain't working.
807
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,100
We're going to crash,
808
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,070
we're going to crash
809
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,127
if you don't fix that.
810
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,273
Put the goggles on!
811
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,427
You're going to get wet!
812
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:19,203
You aced it!
813
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,400
Yo, high five.
814
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,530
Congratulations.
815
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:22,473
Let's celebrate, man.
816
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,767
You want a beer?
817
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,067
>> No thank you.
818
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,697
>> Yeah, all right!
819
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,730
My man.
820
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:29,433
Check this out, my man,
821
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:30,473
come over here.
822
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,127
See the van over here?
823
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,103
>> Yeah.
824
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,070
>> Hidden-camera show
825
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:33,767
for you right here.
826
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:34,567
My name's Ed Bassmaster,
827
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,267
dude, I'm a comedian.
828
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:35,827
It's a hidden-camera
829
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:36,603
prank show, dude.
830
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,270
>> Oh, it is?
831
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:37,627
>> Yeah.
832
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:38,603
>> That's awesome.
833
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,270
>> It's (bleep) awesome.
834
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,127
You got soaked, man.
835
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,073
>> Yeah.
836
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:41,727
>> You took one for the team.
837
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:42,303
My man.
838
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:42,730
Yo, yo, yo,
839
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:43,303
this your boy Teste.
840
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,070
I just got a job at
841
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,127
the convenience store today.
842
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,333
I'm here to tell you, dog,
843
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,273
numbers ain't my thang.
844
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,097
What's going on, dog?
845
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,570
*
846
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,167
>> Pump two, whatever's left.
847
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,227
>> 20 on which pump?
848
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,173
>> Ten-- ten on two.
849
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,267
>> 20 on... on two?
850
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,227
So you want 20 on two?
851
00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:58,773
>> No, whatever's
852
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,297
left out of this.
853
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,730
>> You wanted 20 on four?
854
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,203
>> 20-- no, $10 on pump two.
855
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,100
>> $10 on four.
856
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,730
My bad.
857
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,073
(chuckling)
858
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,067
Ten-- ten on...
859
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:08,567
>> I'm confused.
860
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:09,397
>> I'm sorry, ten on five
861
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,300
or we're ten on four?
862
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,170
>> Ten on two.
863
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,697
>> Ten-O-two.
864
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,670
Ten-O-two on what--
865
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,067
on what pump?
866
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,367
>> $10 on pump number two.
867
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,327
>> Okay, so you're going to be
868
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:17,873
at pump number two
869
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:18,697
and you want how much?
870
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,700
>> That's for him.
871
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,370
>> I though you just said
872
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,167
$10 for pump--
873
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,097
>> I'm telling you what he said.
874
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:22,770
>> I'm sorry about--
875
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,197
Numbers ain't my thang, dog.
876
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,070
*
877
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:28,667
>> I'm a bush!
878
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,367
(bleep)
879
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:35,427
(laughing)
880
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,273
(screaming)
881
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:38,227
>> Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo-hoo!
882
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:43,703
>> What the hell?
883
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,430
(screaming)
884
00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:45,973
(all screaming)
885
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:52,273
*
886
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:53,367
>> What kinda bikes are these?
887
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,697
>> These are called Surreys.
888
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,500
>> Oh, would you look
889
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,170
at these things?
890
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,197
They're gorgeous!
891
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,470
*
892
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,527
Just look at the chrome
893
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,533
on the bumpers!
894
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,267
Just look at that chrome.
895
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:02,627
>> Yeah.
896
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,703
>> Look at the chrome wheels.
897
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,430
>> Uh-huh.
898
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:04,873
>> Gorgeous.
899
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:05,797
Oh, look at this little
900
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:06,700
yellow basket.
901
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,470
That's for kids to ride in?
902
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,197
>> That's for kids to--
903
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:08,870
>> Would you look at that?
904
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:09,267
How fancy.
905
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:11,097
>> This can fit six adults--
906
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:11,770
>> Six adults?!
907
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:12,627
Oh, would you look at that?
908
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,473
Is that a six pack?
909
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,397
(snickering)
910
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,070
Oh, and an umbrella on top
911
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:15,767
to keep you dry.
912
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,427
>> Right.
913
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,103
>> Would you look at that?
914
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:17,770
You're not getting wet
915
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:18,427
on this ride, huh?
916
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:19,303
(cackling)
917
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:19,830
>> I'm telling ya.
918
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,703
>> How fast do they go?
919
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,370
>> They're going at
920
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,467
moderate speed, but you can go
921
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:23,467
a little faster than that.
922
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,197
>> Yeah, you'll be looking at
923
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,070
everyone behind ya.
924
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:25,797
>> Oh yeah, yeah.
925
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,470
>> Yeah, you'll be like
926
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:27,267
going too fast-- look at this,
927
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:27,967
look at that, look at this,
928
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,127
look at that, look at this,
929
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:29,833
look at that, look at this,
930
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:30,533
look at that, look at this,
931
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:31,273
look at this, look at that...
932
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:31,697
(snickering)
933
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,330
>> They go fast enough--
934
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:32,803
>> Yeah, yeah,
935
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,730
right, right, right.
936
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:34,573
Yo, yo, yo, what's good?
937
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,797
This your boy, Always Teste,
938
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,430
and my man Gil, and today we're
939
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:38,603
going to scare some people.
940
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,800
Let's go.
941
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,173
*
942
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,073
Yeah, give me a hand with
943
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,467
getting this gate open?
944
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,267
Yeah.
945
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:46,597
Ready?
946
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,170
One...
947
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,567
>> Oh...
948
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,427
>> Got him, got him!
949
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:53,773
Ha-ha.
950
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,167
>> Oh (bleep)!
951
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,327
(laughing)
952
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,273
>> Got him.
953
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,167
>> That was (bleep) up.
954
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,227
Y'all ain't even right.
955
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,703
>> Yo, my man, can you
956
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,370
give me a hand?
957
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,567
Two, three.
958
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:04,267
>> Oh (bleep)!
959
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,797
>> Got him!
960
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,630
Yeah!
961
00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:08,373
That's what I'm talking about
962
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:08,797
right here.
963
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,400
Yo, my man.
964
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,300
(laughing)
965
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,130
Got you.
966
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:14,733
>> Got ya.
967
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:15,903
>> Three...
968
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,270
>> Oh, (bleeps)!
969
00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:19,227
>> I got him!
970
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,703
Yo, dog, I got you, man.
971
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,430
Come on, man, I got you good.
972
00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:23,373
(laughing)
973
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,267
>> Holy (bleep).
974
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,227
I'm still scared.
975
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,097
*
976
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,327
>> I'm sorry.
977
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,073
I'm going too fast, I know.
978
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,627
I'm going too fast.
979
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,073
I'm sorry.
980
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:38,867
All right.
981
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:39,897
>> You're all right.
982
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:40,670
>> We got some crapmall steak...
983
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:46,633
She made me lose my cool, man.
984
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,103
Hey.
985
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:47,770
>> I'm sorry.
986
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:48,767
>> That's okay.
987
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,927
I'm new here, I'm sorry.
988
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,103
And we got a good crap--
989
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,870
a good crapmall steak.
990
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,597
>> What kind of steak?
991
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,570
>> Crapmall.
992
00:19:59,167 --> 00:19:59,727
(laughing)
993
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,203
>> I'm sorry.
994
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,473
*
995
00:20:03,523 --> 00:20:08,073
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