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You're hearing AFC Richmond
being booed lustily by their home fans,
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and you have to say,
not without good reason.
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2-0. We're better than that!
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Jamie. Jamie. Sorry, I didn't put
that cross where you wanted it.
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Forget it, mate.
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Hey, would it be too forward
if I gave you some advice
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that might help improve your game a bit?
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No. Please, anything.
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What you need to do is get yourself
a time machine, and go back to the moment
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when your mom was about to fuck
a sad little man with no athletic talent.
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Pull her off him, fly her to Argentina,
and drop her onto Maradona's cock.
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Hope that helps, mate.
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Right, that's it.
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I'm done with you
being a prick to everyone.
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So, either I beat up an old man,
or I let an old man beat me up.
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Fuck it. Let's go.
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Fucking--
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Easy, easy, easy now!
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Coach, tell these boys
what the first rule of my fight club is.
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-No fight club!
-No fight club. Okay? You understand?
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For the love of Pistol Pete, y'all.
We still got a second half to play.
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Now, please, sit down. Everybody.
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Gaffer saved you, old man.
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Call me old...
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one more time.
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Sorry...
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granddad.
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I'll fucking kill you!
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Table four is done and shall from now on
be known as the boring table.
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But that's where I'm sitting.
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I haven't placed Elaine Kenner.
Awful woman.
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She won't be attending tonight.
She was kicked in the face by her horse.
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That poor thing. Is the horse okay?
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Looks like we still got ourselves
a team divided here.
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Coach, you know what
I'm thinkin' about right now?
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-West Side Story?
-You know it. Sharks and Jets.
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You think these fellas
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could solve their problems
with a dance-off at a gymnasium?
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Course, if memory serves,
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Riff and Bernardo ended up getting
knifed to death at that particular event.
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No, they didn't die
until the rumble afterwards.
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Right. Right, right, right.
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When I was 15, I was understudy for Anita.
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All-boys school.
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We have peeled yet another
juicy layer of the Nathan onion.
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Coach Beard!
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For dinner tonight,
it's either chicken or steak!
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You can't tick both!
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Okay!
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Busted.
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And Ted!
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-Yeah!
-I need to know who your plus-one is!
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Well, that'd be Mr. Two Entrées here.
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No, he's already bringing a date!
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Hey, you free tonight?
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-I'm free every night, yeah.
-Okay.
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-I'm gonna bring Nathan!
-Who?
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Nate the Great! He's gonna be my date!
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And for obvious reasons,
we'd love to be at table eight!
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No!
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And Beard, you're having chicken!
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Hey, boss.
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Pajama Friday? Wish I woulda known.
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You're gonna get a kick outta this story.
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-When I was 17--
-Ted, let me just stop you there
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before you tell me a folksy anecdote
about you and pajamas.
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Okay. When you change your mind,
just let me know,
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'cause this one is a doozy.
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Sorry, was there anything you needed?
'Cause I'm really--
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I was wondering if me, Roy and Jamie
could all sit at the same table tonight.
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-Is that possible?
-Yes.
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Great! 'Cause I got some fences I need to
mend, and I think that might do the trick.
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-Ted, I just said yes.
-Right.
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Oh, God,
that one's absolutely beautiful, but...
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I don't think I can get away
with that anymore.
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Sure you could.
Fashion's all about confidence.
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If I didn't have any confidence,
I never would've worn pajamas to my prom
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and ended up in jail
the rest of that night.
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But you don't wanna hear that story,
so I ain't gonna tell it.
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You know what? I'll get outta your hair.
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You're probably all revved up
because of the big shindig, right?
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No, no, no. I'm absolutely fine.
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I mean, even when Rupert and I
were running the gala together,
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I did most of the work myself.
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So, I'm not revved up at all.
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I'm actually, really,
feeling quite mellow.
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Good afternoon. We have a huge problem.
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Our musical guest, Robbie Williams,
has canceled.
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God!
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Oh, no. Who is that?
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No, no, no. That's absolutely fine.
It's not a problem. Let me just think.
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All right, here's what
we're going to do, Higgins.
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Tonight, when I tell everyone
that Robbie has canceled,
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by then it won't matter because
you will have found someone better.
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-There ya are.
-Right.
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I am a world-class problem solver.
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There it is. You got it.
Catch it! Yep! Look at that!
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You got this, Higgins!
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And Rebecca's grateful
for all your hard work!
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Thank you, Ted!
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No. I hate it, babe.
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It's just not me.
There's no hood, no zips.
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There's no graffiti.
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No graffiti.
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Mad. I look like a banker.
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Not with trousers that tight
around the crotch, you don't.
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Fine. I look like a banker
with a great cock.
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Babe, if those existed,
we wouldn't be together.
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Whatever.
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Okay.
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Look, you're gonna get more endorsements
when you start embracing high fashion.
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I'm just trying to help
build up your brand.
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Jamie, no. What are you doing?
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I'm doing...
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style.
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Yeah, people don't know it,
but I'm good at this fashion shit.
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-Are you?
-Yeah, I'm like a progeny.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oi. Down, boy.
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That's a good boy. Find the treat, yeah.
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Hey, hon.
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Shoot, I was hoping I'd catch ya.
Got your message.
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Playing a little phone tag, it appears.
And you are now it.
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Hey. Guess what.
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I'm wearing the suit
you told me I should bring.
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You were right, as always.
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Yeah. Okay, so, that's it.
I love-- I miss ya.
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And just go ahead
and give the little guy a squeeze for me.
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I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
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Hey. All right, now.
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Gotta love a troubadour.
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Here we go.
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Holy moly, look at you.
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-Hope I'm not too early.
-No.
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Or too late. I was trying to go
for somewhere in between.
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Yeah, no.
You threaded that needle perfectly, Nate.
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-Good.
-Yeah, nailed it.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Are you one of those guys
that likes it if your friends tell you
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-you got a piece of food in your teeth?
-Absolutely, yeah.
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Okay, good.
'Cause that suit does not fit at all.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I was gonna buy one,
but, you know, they're so expensive.
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-I just thought I'd borrow my dad's.
-I hear ya.
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Hey. We'll make a little pit stop.
Come on, follow me.
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Yeah.
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What you lookin' at?
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You boys all right? How's my suit?
All good? Yeah?
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This is great.
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Hey, thank you, guys, so much
for taking my picture.
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What are your names?
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So you're Jerry, and you're Dave.
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What you all came for.
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Left eyebrow. Right eyebrow.
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Confused look.
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Yeah, now for the one
that you'll actually use.
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That's it, darling. How about a kiss?
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-Romance is not dead.
-Guys, sorry, sorry. I just--
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-Gonna let them take a picture.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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I just need to get inside. Okay.
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Rebecca, over here!
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-Nice, ladies.
-Rebecca, over here!
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-You look perfect.
-Now, look to your left.
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I hate this part.
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-Miss Welton.
-Lovely. Nice.
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Hey.
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Just put one foot
in front of the other, yeah?
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And then put your hand on your hip
and make, like, a claw shape.
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It's the most flattering.
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-Rebecca, give us a smile.
-Rebecca!
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Look at her. She's fucking fit!
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Don't strut. Let the suit do the work.
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Ted Lasso. My God.
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Right back at ya, boss.
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I had a hunch
you were gonna pick this dress.
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And may I say,
you are wearing the heck out of it.
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Thank you.
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Check out Nate.
Looking pretty dapper himself, huh?
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Great to see you again.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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-If you'll both excuse me.
-Absolutely, yeah. Go do your thing.
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Look, there's Beard over there.
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That's his new gal, Jane.
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Yeah, they met
at his Friday night chess club.
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Apparently, they liked each other's moves.
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That wasn't a joke.
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Was it not?
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I guess it kinda was.
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No. No. Fuck off. Fuck you. No. No.
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Yeah, I know.
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This is gonna be so uncomfortable.
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-I'm switching tables.
-No, no, no. Hey. Come on back here.
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This is my doing.
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I parent trapped y'all. Take a seat.
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Now, listen. You two knuckleheads
have split our locker room in half.
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And when it comes to locker rooms,
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I like 'em just like
my mother's bathing suits.
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I only wanna see 'em in one piece,
you hear?
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So we're fixing this.
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Tell me what's the biggest issue
you got with each other. Go.
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He's a piece of shit.
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If his brain was on fire,
I wouldn't piss in his ear.
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Well, hey. You don't need to be best
friends to be great teammates.
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Think about Shaq and Kobe, right?
Lennon and McCartney.
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Heck, even Woody and Buzz
got under each other's plastic.
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Wasn't Woody made out of cloth?
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I appreciate you, Nate,
but now's not the time.
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You know what all those dynamic duos
had in common?
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Mutual respect.
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Y'all gotta find some common ground.
So who wants to get the ball rollin'?
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I do.
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Nate, that's a very nice suit.
I think you look chic.
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Thank you. It's actually only
the second suit I've ever owned.
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The first one was my suit
when I was a naked baby.
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Sorry, it's funny when Ted says it. I--
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Well, the term "birthday suit"
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-woulda helped you a ton there, yeah.
-Oh, God, yeah.
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Come on, let's try this again, all right?
Hey, Jamie. You wanna go?
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Pass.
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-Roy.
-He's a piece of shit.
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You're gonna stick with that, huh? Okay.
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Here's an idea that's
gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot.
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Who needs a drink?
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Any progress with the musical guest?
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I've talked to a number of agents
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and made a fairly extensive list
of those who cannot make it.
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Process of elimination. We're on our way.
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Hey, there she is.
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You're working on your speech, huh?
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Rupert was always very good
at the public speaking part.
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Hey, here's a little trick of the trade.
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Just make fun of yourself
right off the bat, a little joke.
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Folks will love that.
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Okay, so,
what should I make fun of myself about?
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Right, right, right.
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You know-- You know what would be--
No. Okay.
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You're not gonna walk
into that one, are you, Ted?
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No, ma'am. Nope, nope, nope. Okay.
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Good luck though.
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You know what?
I thought of something. No, no, no.
242
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,207
Queen to rook four.
243
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,335
Wait, are y'all playing a game
without a board?
244
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,007
Sorry to interrupt. My fault.
Sorry. Carry on.
245
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,054
Knight to king five.
246
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,770
Good evening,
247
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:10,651
and welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit
for Underprivileged Children.
248
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,614
If I could hug each of you as a thank you
for your kind donations, well...
249
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,568
I probably wouldn't because,
as we all know, I'm not much of a hugger.
250
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,828
Now, I do hope you've all brought your
checkbooks with you for our auction later.
251
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:31,843
Because you can all bid
on our very own Richmond players.
252
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:39,796
Same rule as always, no hanky-panky
unless the player signs a waiver.
253
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,470
Rupert?
254
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:44,887
Hello, darling.
255
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,813
What a... lovely surprise.
256
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,897
Weren't you expecting me?
257
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,146
Only 'cause you RSVP'd no.
258
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,492
Well, one of the perks
of being a wealthy good-for-nothing.
259
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,778
Sometimes my nights
just magically free up.
260
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,820
May I? Thank you.
261
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:09,365
Gals and gents, with your help,
we raised £800,000 last year.
262
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,292
And this year, hopefully even more.
263
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:18,508
Well, I know I'm crashing your party,
but I so badly wanna help.
264
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,300
My fingers and toes are crossed
that you will have me.
265
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,385
Of course.
266
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,886
Let's get him a seat at the boring table.
267
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,806
Only joking.
268
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,599
Table four. Rupert Mannion, everyone.
269
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,147
Thanks, doll.
270
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,529
Oh, my God.
271
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,865
-Thank you.
-That--
272
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,418
Nathe, Nathe, Nathe. Come on.
273
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,458
Look, guys, this is a brand-new suit.
274
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,212
Rather than messing with me tonight,
can you just get me two times tomorrow?
275
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,835
Roy said we're not allowed anymore.
276
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,761
He fucking headbutted me.
I'm still dizzy half the time.
277
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,471
The doctors told me not to drink.
278
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,684
Shit.
279
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,475
Yet another reason shirts exist.
280
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,479
Shut up, it's not funny. Burned my nipple.
281
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,266
I wish I was that ice cube.
282
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,146
I will be bidding for a night with you.
283
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,361
Thanks, love.
284
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,986
Yeah, it's just a date though.
It's not a whole night. So...
285
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,334
We'll see.
286
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,747
Mate, I've done these before.
287
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,618
If she bids over 3,000,
you will have to fuck her.
288
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,539
-Is that true?
-You don't have to go all the way.
289
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,876
Just, like, some of the way.
290
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,800
Fingering.
291
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,722
Fuck you. Fuck this table.
292
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,056
Jamie, it was a joke.
293
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,771
It was a joke. Jamie.
294
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,597
What happened now?
295
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:59,111
Just the usual.
Jamie being a little bitch prima donna.
296
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,441
Roy, let me ask you something.
297
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,148
What were you like when you were 23?
298
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,656
Playing in this league,
making all that money.
299
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,293
-Little bitch prima donna.
-Yeah.
300
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,831
You know how they say that
"youth is wasted on the young"?
301
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,672
Well, I say don't let the wisdom
of age be wasted on you.
302
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,127
Ted?
303
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,215
I just came up with that.
I feel pretty good about it.
304
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,059
I just wanted to say thanks
for talking to Colin and Isaac.
305
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,773
Why is your face so close to mine?
306
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,944
Well, my initial plan was to hug you,
but I just chickened out just now.
307
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,784
Right.
308
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,530
-Okay, we're done.
-Yeah.
309
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,907
Ted, I'd like to introduce you
to Rupert Mannion.
310
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,535
-Mr. Mannion, how are you?
-It's Rupert, Ted.
311
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,252
Especially for the man
who's managing my club.
312
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,503
Used to be your club.
313
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,086
Of course, of course, but...
it's still my club in here, love.
314
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,802
Love of a sports team
is a lifetime obsession.
315
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:07,724
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
316
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,551
Kinda like your best friend's
older sister, right?
317
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:10,928
Hey, but do me a favor.
318
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,723
If you're ever in Kansas City
and come across a fella named Tom Dineen,
319
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,017
don't tell him I said that.
320
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,769
I love that.
321
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,066
I don't love our last two losses though.
322
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,399
-Horrible showing.
-Yeah.
323
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,783
Had to say it, wish I didn't.
324
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,700
It's okay. Who knows?
Maybe we'll turn it around, huh?
325
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,115
Oh, my God. I believe you.
326
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,280
Do you believe him?
327
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,002
Night's gonna take
a turn for the worse if you say no.
328
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,249
Of course I believe in Ted.
329
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,960
He's exactly what we've needed.
330
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,381
Not too much champagne now, dear.
331
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,505
Gotta stay sharp for the auction.
332
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:50,795
Why don't you do the auction?
333
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,312
No, I couldn't. This is your night.
334
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,558
We both know they'd rather see you.
335
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,140
And besides, it's... for the children.
336
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,063
For the children.
337
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,607
Right. If you'll excuse me,
I need to speak to the other guests.
338
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,687
I must say, I love that dress.
339
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,316
It's very youthful.
340
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,656
Good for you for getting back out there
looking like that.
341
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,743
Thank you.
342
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,122
Excuse me.
343
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,924
Ted.
344
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,554
It's been a hard year for her.
Is she okay?
345
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,587
Yeah, she's great.
346
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,585
You know, a lot of moving pieces putting
together a thing like this though.
347
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:34,012
And then she had this fella...
Robbie Williams cancel on her and--
348
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,096
-Robbie?
-Yeah.
349
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,930
Well, he's an old pal of mine.
350
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,845
I'm happy to text him.
I bet you I can get his ass over here.
351
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,847
I bet she'd love it.
352
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,227
I'll go track her down
and run it up the flagpole, huh?
353
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,823
I'm sorry.
That's an expression from back home.
354
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,861
-Just means I'm gonna ask her.
-Fabulous. Showtime.
355
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,156
All right, go get 'em.
356
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,531
Can I get something stronger,
like a Jack on the rocks or something?
357
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,367
A double and a single in one. A triple.
358
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:03,002
Ladies and gentlemen,
slight change in plans.
359
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:07,173
I have been cajoled into being
your auctioneer for this evening.
360
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:13,434
And our first victim is Jamie Tartt.
361
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,385
Babe, you have to win me.
362
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,523
I can't bid on my own boyfriend.
I'll look pathetic.
363
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,521
Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything.
364
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,113
No, it's not happening.
Come on, you look hot. Go up there!
365
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:29,689
Look at him, folks.
Young, gorgeous, charming. The bastard.
366
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,646
So, we'll start with £5,000.
367
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,318
I want him, Rupert.
368
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,615
Five thousand from Cheryl Barnaby.
369
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,331
Richmond's premier breeder
of Shetland ponies.
370
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,162
Do we hear six?
371
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,212
Six thousand.
372
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,752
Six. Thank you.
373
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,835
-Seven thousand.
-Seven thousand.
374
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,262
Ten thousand.
375
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,553
Stunning.
376
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,675
And that applies
to the bid and the bidder.
377
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,023
I don't think so.
378
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,019
-Twelve thousand pounds.
-Fourteen thousand.
379
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,601
Fourteen thousand!
380
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,806
Sixteen thousand.
381
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,016
Eighteen.
382
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,321
Eighteen thousand. Do I hear any advance?
383
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,280
Yeah. Twenty-five thousand.
384
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:17,371
Twenty-five thousand! Going once. Twice.
385
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,199
Sold to Keeley Jones.
386
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:24,214
Why spend the time with your boyfriend for
free when you can have him for 25 grand?
387
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,706
You owe me.
388
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,171
Hey. There you are.
Getting a little fresh air, huh?
389
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:37,507
Yeah. Those rickshaw bike things
are so silly, but they do look like fun.
390
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,434
Yeah.
391
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,222
-You ever been on one?
-No, ma'am.
392
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:44,805
My wife and I once rented one of those
tandem bikes on vacation a while back.
393
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,193
Not the best experience.
She broke her arm and I actually...
394
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,782
Well, I chipped a tooth,
and I bruised my perineum.
395
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,454
-Hey, you okay?
-It's just...
396
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,116
That man, he knows me.
397
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,197
I used to think his blunt honesty
was noble rather than what it really is.
398
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,288
Which is just...
399
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,293
the cruelest way
of hiding his own insecurities.
400
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,921
He'd say wear this, eat that.
401
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,298
And I listened.
402
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,891
But now I'm alone.
403
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:25,926
I'm alone, Ted.
Just like he said I would be if I left.
404
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,692
I don't want to be alone.
405
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,318
Hey. It's okay. Okay.
406
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,716
You wanna hop on this thing
and get the heck outta Dodge? Come on.
407
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:57,928
I wish.
408
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,838
Not right now. Thank you though.
409
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,183
Has he started the auction?
410
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,643
Yeah, yeah.
411
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,647
Good. I'm glad he's done that.
We'll get much more money.
412
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,070
No matter what he does,
they just love him.
413
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,028
-You wanna head back in?
-No, you go ahead.
414
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,698
I need to freshen up.
415
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:26,753
I probably look like Robert Smith
after he's woken up from a nap.
416
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,122
Very emotional man. Yeah.
417
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,377
Okay, I'll see you inside.
418
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,303
When I was coming up,
419
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,808
there was this old geezer at the club,
Doug Stashwick.
420
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,980
He was always on me. Hated each other.
421
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,731
-You wanna know how we won the league?
-No.
422
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:54,726
It was the same shit
Yankee Doodle was peddling.
423
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,105
He sat me down and he said,
"Let's get it all out there.
424
00:21:57,192 --> 00:22:00,072
You tell me why I'm a prick,
and I'll tell you why you are."
425
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,316
-You're a nasty bastard--
-No, I'm going first.
426
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,872
Even though I know I should pass to you...
427
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,868
you're so selfish and arrogant.
428
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:14,077
Every time I do,
it makes me want to fucking puke.
429
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:20,257
You know, I had a poster of you
on my wall when I was a kid.
430
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,588
Used to love watching you play.
431
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,351
But you're not the player
that you used to be,
432
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,682
and just because you won a few trophies,
433
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,847
you walk around here
expecting everyone to kiss your ring.
434
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,185
Yeah, I can be like that.
435
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,619
Now's the bit
where you admit to what I said.
436
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,368
I don't wanna.
437
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,207
Even if it is just...
438
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,746
a little bit true.
439
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,295
You and that Doug bloke,
you ever become friends?
440
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,433
Fuck no. I hope he's dead.
441
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,758
To you dying.
442
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,425
Such a prick.
443
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:16,896
Howdy, partner.
444
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,777
So, you ask Rebecca
what she thought about texting Robbie?
445
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,781
You know what? I couldn't find her.
I say don't worry about it.
446
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,454
If you change your mind,
say the word and-- sent.
447
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,874
He'll be right over. Top up.
448
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,708
Hey, Rupert,
something just occurred to me.
449
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:37,249
If you could've texted Robbie Williams
asking him to come tonight...
450
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:42,174
you could've probably just as easily
asked him not to come.
451
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,428
Well, now, that would've made me
a real piece of shit, wouldn't it?
452
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:57,687
Hey, Ted. Do you think Rebecca knows
what the real Adele looks like?
453
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,147
I need to go on a little adventure,
and I need a copilot.
454
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,863
-And you want me?
-Yeah. Forget the rest, I need the best.
455
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,154
Come on, follow me.
456
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,116
-Thank you, by the way.
-Huh?
457
00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:17,617
The red carpet photos are already online,
458
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,338
and I actually look all right for once.
459
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,920
Glad to help.
460
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:27,632
Keeley?
461
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:28,718
I think you should know
462
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,642
that the young woman that was bidding
on Jamie was actually his other plus-one.
463
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,440
Cheeky little prick.
464
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,397
-Can I have a sip of your drink?
-Yes.
465
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,612
Thanks.
466
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,533
In anything else, I hate olives.
467
00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:50,822
I think the little, like,
orange clitoris thing is really freaky.
468
00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:55,291
Have you ever dated a footballer?
469
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,371
-What?
-Sorry.
470
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:02,247
I shouldn't laugh. It sounds... judgy.
471
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,456
No, it's okay. You are a bit judgy.
472
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,546
So when I was 18,
I dated a footballer that was 23.
473
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:13,011
Now I'm close to 30, and I am
still dating a 23-year-old footballer.
474
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:15,966
I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.
475
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,021
They are pretty fun though.
476
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,523
Simple, rich, fit.
477
00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,316
What about accountable?
478
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,025
What do you mean?
479
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:29,780
Well, I mean,
everyone makes mistakes, but...
480
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,277
I was married to a man for 12 years
481
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:38,543
who never once took responsibility
for any single one of them.
482
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,166
Hi.
483
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:50,258
-Hi.
-I'm Keeley.
484
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:51,342
Hi, I'm Bex.
485
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,216
-Really nice to meet you, Bex.
-Nice to meet you.
486
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,393
Do you mind if I just have a minute
on my own with this one?
487
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,232
Yeah, sure. Lovely to meet you.
488
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,058
She your new girlfriend?
489
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,774
Relax, babe.
It's all part of the branding plan, innit?
490
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,777
If I've got two women bidding on me,
it makes me look more valuable.
491
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:08,940
Do you know what I mean?
492
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:10,988
It's fucking smart, eh?
493
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:17,447
And now, the only former Champions League
winner on the menu, say hello to Roy Kent.
494
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:18,576
Granddad.
495
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:26,341
And the highest bidder gets to spend
a day at a swanky hotel by the pool
496
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:29,970
drinking frozen daiquiris
and soaking up the rays--
497
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:32,258
No, we said
there's no daiquiris and no rays.
498
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,314
There's not gonna be a fucking pool
either. We're not leaving SW14.
499
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,059
You looked so jealous. It was so cool.
500
00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:42,022
You think jealousy is cool, do you?
501
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,602
Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous.
502
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:47,067
Well, can we have 100 quid for what's
turning out to be a very boring date?
503
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:48,864
All right. A thousand pounds.
504
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:53,739
-Any advances on that?
-Two thousand pounds!
505
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:57,075
Cheryl's got fire inside her.
506
00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,079
-Three thousand pounds.
-Babe, you're just embarrassing yourself.
507
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,624
Four thousand pounds!
508
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:03,786
Five thousand!
509
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,841
Six thousand pounds.
510
00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,879
-Any advance on six?
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
511
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,048
Okay, sold to Cheryl.
512
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:24,733
That concludes the auction,
apart from one small surprise.
513
00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:31,534
I am personally donating
£1 million to the cause.
514
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,164
Thank you.
515
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,446
Thank you very much. Thank you.
516
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:43,713
And that, I believe, gets Rebecca
over her goal of 800,000. Thank you.
517
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:48,789
For the children, eh?
518
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,636
Rebecca.
519
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:05,643
This here is Cam Cole.
He's an undiscovered mega-talent.
520
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,187
Go on, Cam. Show 'em what you got.
521
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,441
Are you insane?
522
00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:16,486
Hey, Rebecca. You do not wanna judge
this book by its cover right here, okay?
523
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:18,865
The hell with it.
524
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:21,617
Yes.
525
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:27,921
Hello again. Ladies and gentlemen,
I regret to inform you that...
526
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:33,299
Robbie Williams is unable to be here
tonight due to an emergency.
527
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:38,220
But we have a brilliant replacement
for you who you are just going to love.
528
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,182
Or, at least, have lots to talk about
on the way home.
529
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:47,602
All the way from outside...
please welcome Cam something.
530
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,108
Bollocks.
531
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,696
What does that mean?
532
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:18,591
Mama, sweet mama nature
Please forgive us and what we've done
533
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,893
Can we just forget about the game
and go and have a dance?
534
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,678
Queen to king five. Checkmate.
535
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:36,775
We've gone and hurt our mama
536
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,070
And her wrath has begun
537
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:06,010
'Cause I'm a good boy to my mama
538
00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:13,811
But
539
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:19,027
I've got bad siblings
540
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,116
-Thank you so much.
-You're so welcome.
541
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,254
-We really had a great time.
-Thank you so much.
542
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,421
Good night.
543
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:36,669
Thank you again
for such an unbelievable donation.
544
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,513
-See you again next year.
-Can't wait.
545
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,680
What a charmer, huh?
546
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,387
Indeed.
547
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:55,188
You may think that you're the only one
that can see who he really is...
548
00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,690
but you're not.
549
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,333
Oh, boy. You all right, buddy?
550
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,250
-Quick.
-All right.
551
00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:11,329
Fun night.
552
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,125
Hey, wait, hold on. Slow down, Coach.
553
00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,961
Will you stop being mad at me now?
554
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,219
I'm sorry, babe.
555
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,598
Do you even know
what you're sorry for, Jamie?
556
00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:31,604
You always ask me that.
557
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,522
Hey, do me a favor.
558
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,613
Don't use me as a prop
in your little fights.
559
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,734
Made me feel like an idiot.
560
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,898
I'm sorry. I--
561
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:44,655
I shouldn't have done that.
562
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:46,906
Thanks.
563
00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,873
No one was bidding on you anyway, mate.
Just fuck off.
564
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,411
Go on.
565
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,207
What are you saying sorry to him for?
566
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,710
Being accountable matters, Jamie.
567
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:04,684
We're done.
568
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,093
I'll see you around.
569
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:11,931
Whatever.
570
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,568
Excuse me, can I take these?
571
00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:21,649
Two?
572
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,121
Do you wanna go get, like, really drunk?
573
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:36,247
-Yes, I do.
-Then we can go rob a bank or something.
574
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:45,045
Michelle and Henry
are coming out next weekend.
575
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,512
-Hey, that's great, Coach.
-Yeah.
576
00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,507
So come on, tell me about you and Jane.
What happened?
577
00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,215
I did it again.
578
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:54,015
-Put the game before the dame, huh?
-Yup.
579
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,809
When are you gonna learn, Coach?
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