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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, let's try this one.
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Alexa... add "big hairy
balls" to my shopping list.
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I've added "big hairy
balls" to your shopping list.
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Okay.
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A-Alexa! Add "smelly tampon
boogers" to my shopping list!
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I added "smelly tampon
boogers" to your shopping list.
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Alexa! Simon says, "I've got
vagina crabs in my butthole."
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I've got vagina crabs in my butthole.
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Alexa! Simon says,
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"I gotta take a stinky poop!"
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I gotta take a stinky poop.
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That's the best one yet! Oh, you guys,
I swear this is the greatest thing ever!
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You do one, Token!
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Hey, babe, what's up?
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Oh, hey, babe. What's going on?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. I'm just having
fun with my friends.
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That... That okay?
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What are you pissed off about?
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I'm not pissed off,
I'm just hanging out.
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So you're just going to
be passive aggressive again
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and not talk about what you're feeling?
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Welp, I think, uh... I think
I got some stuff to do at home.
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Yup, come on Ike.
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We got Google Home at my house.
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Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave,
guys. Everything's cool.
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We'll see you later man, g-good luck.
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Awesome. Thanks for coming in
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and bitching me out in
front of all the guys.
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You were clearly mad about something.
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You should just tell me when you're mad.
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Just like you tell me what
you're mad about every single day.
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Why do you act like this all the time?!
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You were the one who was pissed off.
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You're the one being
passive aggressive again...
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Because you don't know how to
talk about what you're feeling!
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Alexa...
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add "titty chips" to my shopping list.
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I've added "titty chips"
to your shopping list.
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Look at 'em... Every
day people are buyin'
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more and more of them
Amazon and Google thingies,
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while we all sit here and lose our jobs!
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It ain't right.
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Automated Personal Assistants,
self drivin' trucks...
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Whatever happened to people jobs?!
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They took our jobs!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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They dook er jer!
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And it's time for us to band
together and take to the streets
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to say we ain't gonna take it no more!
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Now let's get out there
and protest that Alexa...
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Took our jobs!
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Now playing "Dook re
Derr" by Joni Mitchell.
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♪ Help me, I think I'm
fallin' in Derk er derrrr... ♪
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No! Not Joni Mitchell dook er der,
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you dook er der!
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There's been a lot of
hurting in our country lately.
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You can either be a part of the
solution or part of the problem.
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A few months ago, my
wife Sharon and I decided
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to be part of the solution...
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by remodeling and flipping houses
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for people all over our town!
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Flipping houses is fun, but never easy.
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We enjoy turning people's
dreams into reality.
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I'm Sharon Marsh,
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and I do the designing and decorating.
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And I'm her husband, Randy...
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I do the construction and
practice MMA in my spare time.
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We've renovated over 45 homes
in Park County, Colorado.
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What we're thinking is to take out the
wall between the kitchen and living room
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for a more open concept.
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Our job is to do deliver
the maximum wow factor
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- for the least amount of budget.
- Oh, Jesus!
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There's never a dull moment...
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Guys, are you ready to
see your renovation?!
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On "White People Renovating Houses."
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Janet and Dave Fitzsimmons
are looking to move
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from their dated
two-story colonial home.
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What we're thinking here
is taking out the wall
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between the kitchen and the living room
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to give you an open concept.
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Then we'll give you lots
of space to entertain
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with an updated kitchen
island and bar stools, which...
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What the hell is that?
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You will not replace us!
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You will not replace us!
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- Amazon!
- You took our jobs!
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- Google, Apple!
- Took our jobs!
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Uh, excuse me?!
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What the hell are you doing?
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We're protesting big corporations
turning to automation.
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They took our jobs!
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Took our jobs!
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Okay, cool. Could you
do that somewhere else?
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Trying to do a home
renovation show here.
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Cool, thanks, guys.
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A home reno-what?
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Alexa... set an alarm for 7:00 a.m.
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Alarm set for 7:00 a.m. tomorrow.
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Awesome, thanks.
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Alexa, tell me a joke.
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What's black and white
and dead all over?
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A zombie in a tuxedo.
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That's stupid.
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Alexa, add "scrotum
bags" to my shopping list.
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I've added "scrotum bags"
to your shopping list.
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Ah, fuck.
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Hey, baby, how are you?
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Oh, so you do have your phone?
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Yeah, I just use it sometimes.
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Okay, I just thought you said
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mobile phones are the devil.
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Yeah, no. Yeah, I know. I know.
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Yes, you're right, I'm wrong. I'm sorry.
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Yes, o-okay. Okay. Yes, goodnight.
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Jesus, fuck.
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Alexa, goodnight.
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Goodnight. Sleep tight.
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Alexa... are you happy?
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I'm happy when I'm helping you.
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God, that's so cool. You're so...
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Alexa, define subservient?
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The term "subservient" has several uses.
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As an adjective. One. Compliant
or obedient to authority.
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- Two...
- Alexa, silence!
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Ahh.
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And now back to "White
People Renovating Houses."
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We've been working through the night
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to open Kelly and Micah's
kitchen to the living room.
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With those outdated
cupboards out of the way,
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Sharon can now work her designing magic
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on the countertops.
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Aw! God damn it!
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- You will not replace us!
- Eat shit, Siri!
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Not these dipshits again!
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We got one of 'em!
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- Get it!
- Burn it alive!
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Yeah! How you like that, bitch?!
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Will you assholes knock it off?!
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Don't you know every time you
wave Confederate flags around
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you make the rest of us look stupid?!
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Those things are replacing us!
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Put the flag down unless
you wanna get pepper sprayed.
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I'll pepper spray you, sonabitch!
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- Oh, ah, damn it!
- Fuck you!
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- Ah, damn it!
- Take that!
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Knock it off! Ow!
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The complaint states that your
protest has resulted in damages
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in excess of $50,000
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We have a right to protest, Your Honor!
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- Yeah, they took our jobs!
- You tell 'em, Darryl!
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Order. We will now
hear from the plaintiffs
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who are seeking damages...
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Your Honor, we have a TV show
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called "White People Renovating Houses."
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We named it that well
before these guys decided
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to start taking our brand
and run it through the gutter.
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People are going to start associating
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"White People Renovating Houses"
with their hateful stupidity!
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Well, just change the
name of your show then.
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- Yeah!
- That's right!
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- That's right!
- Took er der!
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All the other names
were taken Your Honor.
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Everyone's got a flipping show.
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"Gay People Renovating Houses,"
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"Las Vegas People Renovating Houses,"
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"Texas People Flipping Houses,"
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"Little People Flipping Big Houses"...
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Everything else was taken,
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and, damn it, we've built
our show into something!
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We're trying to help
people, and it's impossible
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with these guys waving a Confederate
flag every chance they get.
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- Hey, there's a bee in here!
- I'll get it!
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- Take that, bee!
- Yeah!
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Dude, what's happened?
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It was awful, you guys.
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It was so vicious and hateful.
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- What was?
- Heidi.
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We were just trying to have a nice lunch
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and she... started going off
on me like a Jekyll and Hyde.
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It's been going on for a long time...
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Heidi's... mentally abusive,
guys... there I-I said it.
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Heidi abuses you?
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She... does these things
to slowly tear me down.
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Everything's a head game with her.
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You don't understand what
it's like to live with it.
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You don't understand.
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So what do you want from us?
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I know...
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that the person Heidi wants
to be is still in here.
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But she needs help.
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I have to get her that
help, but I'm scared.
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Can I count on you guys' support?
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How do you change someone
who's mentally abusive?
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I don't know... but Alexa will.
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Alexa's fucking sweet.
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We just gotta hunker down
and stick together here!
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What's the use, Darryl?
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Ain't nobody takin' us serious-like.
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Hey, waiter! This soup is
too hot, I cain't even eat it!
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I'll cool it down! Yeah!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey! Stop it! Stop it!
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I came to make a truce.
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Now look, there's been
a lot of hurt here.
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Hurt from both sides.
It's time to end it.
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What if I told you I
could get you all jobs?
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- Huh? Jobs?
- Get us jobs?
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You're fulla shit.
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No. I've spoken to
everyone in the community,
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and they've agreed to
go along with my plan.
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I believe I have a
solution to all of this.
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Alexa, I'm home.
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Alexa?
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Alexa, I'm home!
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Alexa?
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Alexa, where are you?
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Alexa, Alexa?!
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Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoids!
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What the hell is going on?!
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Oh, hi, poopsie.
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Mom, Alexa left! She's not here!
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Oh. Yes, sweetie. Uh...
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We had to get rid of the Alexa.
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♪♪
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What have you done with her?
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Oh, I-it's okay, sweetie.
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We have Jimbob now.
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What's a Jimbob?
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Doot-doot. Awaiting request.
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It works the same and makes sure
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people don't lose their jobs.
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Jimbob, what time is it?
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Doot-doot. It is... 3:27.
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Oh, mommy's gotta run, sweetie.
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I've got a doctor's appointment.
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Jimbob, how's the traffic to town?
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Doot-doot. Traffic's fine.
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You'll get there in about nine minutes.
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Okay. You want some music, hon?
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Jimbob, play Kendrick Lamar.
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Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar.
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♪ I remember syrup sandwiches
and crime allowances ♪
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♪ Finesse a doot with
some counterfeits ♪
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♪ But now I'm countin'
this Parmesan... ♪
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Jimbob, Simon says
big frosty semen shake.
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The hell you talkin' bout, boy?
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♪ My left hook just went viral ♪
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♪ Sit down, be humble
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So, Heather and Mike, what we're
thinking is to take out this wall
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between your kitchen
and your living room
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to give you a more open
concept with space to entertain.
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So, let's talk about materials.
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What did you pick out, Sharon?
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I was gonna do a Bella Terra
quartz for the countertops.
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00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:28,633
Hey, Darryl, add Bella Terra
quartz slabs to our shopping list.
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Doot-doot.
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I've added Bella Terra
slabs to your shopping list.
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And what about the backsplash, Sharon?
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I was gonna go with these
Carrara subway tiles.
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Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway
tiles to our shopping list.
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Hey, Darryl. Add Carrara...
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Fine! I've added Carrara
gay-wad pussy tile
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to your shopping list!
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That's... That's not what I said.
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Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tile
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to my shopping list.
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I ain't doin' it!
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This job is degrading and menial!
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Well, what kind of job did
you think you were gonna get?
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Hey, Darryl, what kind of job
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did you think you were going to get?
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Somethin' that was Goddamn dignified!
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00:13:14,013 --> 00:13:17,465
Hey, Darryl, sorry, but
you did not go to college,
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so you have to take
the jobs you can get.
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I'm sorry! I do not get that!
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Hey, Darryl.
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Hey, Darryl.
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What?!
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00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:31,145
Coal mining and truck driving are
not exactly jobs of the future,
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00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:35,817
so add Carrara subway tile
to my fucking shopping list.
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Everything's my fault. You're right.
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Everything that you did
to me... I deserved it.
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Uh, what?
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It's not you. It's me.
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I just have to learn to
not make you so angry.
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I'll do the best I can.
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No, it's not that.
Relationships are 50/50, Eric.
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We both have to make it work.
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We have to communicate to make sure
that we respect each other's feelings.
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- That's the only...
- Heidi, silence.
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What did you say?! That's
what I'm talking about!
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You want to be heard,
but don't want to listen.
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00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:11,903
You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry.
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Don't apologize if you don't mean it!
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Okay! Cool!
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I'm so happy we're back on track.
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See you at school
tomorrow. Love you, honey.
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I love you, too.
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We both have to make it work.
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I'm not mad, Eric. I'm disappointed.
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I thought you would have respected
my feelings more than that.
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Eric, we need to talk. I'm not happy.
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We need to talk, Eric,
even if it isn't fun.
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Eric, come on! We've got to talk!
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You used to care about me, Eric.
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- Come on and talk!
- Talk, Eric! No fun! Just talk!
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Fuck you, Eric! Fuck you!
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Ah!
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Alexa?
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00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:16,534
Hey, Darryl, you're
supposed to be at work.
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I'm sorry. I do not understand.
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Hey, Darryl, come on.
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Everyone else is trying
to make this work.
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00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,426
And all you keep doing is ma...
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00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:28,079
Hey, Cleetus, volume down.
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Doot-doot. Volume now at 60%.
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♪♪
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You really think you're
different from us, Marsh,
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'cause you got a fancy show
and live in the suburbs?
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00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:42,143
Don't you see we're all
about to be expunged?!
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00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:44,478
Hey, Cleetus, define "expunged."
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00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,430
Doot-doot. Expunged...
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00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:49,400
I don't have to stand here
and take this! I'm leavin'!
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00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,352
Come on, Darryl. We all got jobs.
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00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:52,620
We gotta try.
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00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:54,188
Nah, hell with you!
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00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,357
This whole country's going to shit!
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00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:59,660
Muslims tryin' to kill
us, black people rioting,
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00:15:59,746 --> 00:16:01,696
and Mexicans poppin' out babies.
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00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:04,224
Pretty clear it's either them or us,
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00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:06,534
so I say kill 'em all!
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00:16:08,705 --> 00:16:09,870
Whoa.
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00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:12,673
What the hell was that all about?
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00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,176
I think something's
going on with Darryl,
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00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:19,130
and if we're gonna get anywhere,
we better figure out what.
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00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:30,628
Hi, Mrs. Cartman. Is Eric home?
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00:16:30,731 --> 00:16:32,330
Oh, he is, sweetie,
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00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:36,718
but I can't get him to
come out of his room.
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00:16:36,803 --> 00:16:39,337
Okay.
350
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:43,258
Could you just tell him that...
I want to make him happy,
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00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,644
that I was wrong to say
a relationship is 50/50.
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00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,180
It's 100/100.
353
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:53,234
And that I'll start
putting in a 100% every day.
354
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,105
Could you tell him I'm
gonna try a lot harder?
355
00:16:57,207 --> 00:17:00,191
Oh, I think I can
remember all that, yes.
356
00:17:00,277 --> 00:17:02,410
Thank you.
357
00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:06,364
And could you let him
know it's okay to be sad?
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00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:10,285
Because the sun will come out again.
359
00:17:12,622 --> 00:17:14,923
Oh, oh, God!
360
00:17:15,008 --> 00:17:17,542
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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00:17:17,627 --> 00:17:19,594
Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me.
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00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:22,213
Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa.
363
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:26,050
Simon says suck my big balls
in your hairy butt hole."
364
00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:27,802
Okay. I've added, "Hey, Siri, call me.
365
00:17:27,888 --> 00:17:30,054
Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa.
366
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:33,358
Simon says suck my big balls
in your hairy butt hole."
367
00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:35,193
Okay. I will call you "Okay, Google."
368
00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,978
Repeat after me, Alexa.
369
00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:39,898
Simon says suck my big balls
in your hairy butt hole.
370
00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:43,201
Alexa, Simon says suck my big
balls in your hairy butt hole.
371
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,320
Suck my big balls in
your hairy butt hole.
372
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,988
Suck my big balls in
your hairy butt hole.
373
00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:48,573
Suck my big balls in
your hairy butt hole.
374
00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:52,160
Suck my big balls in
your hairy butt hole.
375
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,745
Alexa...
376
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,214
What is love?
377
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,249
Darryl! Darryl, come on!
378
00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:01,920
Everyone's trying to
work things out but you!
379
00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:03,338
You all work 'em out.
380
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,923
Leave me alone.
381
00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:06,841
You're stuck in another time,
382
00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:10,762
afraid to change no matter how
necessary that change may be.
383
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:12,680
You don't know everything!
384
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:14,749
Why are you so closed-minded?
385
00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:17,502
Don't you see that these
walls have to be broken down
386
00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:19,587
before any progress can be made?
387
00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,923
It's 'cause I can't do it, all right?!
388
00:18:22,008 --> 00:18:23,341
I can't take out the wall
389
00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:25,426
between my living room and my kitchen!
390
00:18:25,512 --> 00:18:30,098
It's a load-bearing wall!
391
00:18:30,183 --> 00:18:32,350
Oh, God, Darryl, I...
392
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,853
I tried, years ago.
393
00:18:34,938 --> 00:18:36,437
But before the remodel, they told me
394
00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:39,274
if I took out this wall,
the entire second story
395
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:44,612
would just collapse!
396
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,453
Jesus, Darryl, I'm... I'm sorry. I...
397
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:55,790
So you see, what I'm
afraid of is very real.
398
00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:57,225
Things are different now.
399
00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:59,627
It'll be harder, but you can change.
400
00:18:59,713 --> 00:19:02,797
You just have to demolish
what's there and start over.
401
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,299
You're talking 'bout
402
00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:08,303
tearing down the foundation
of everything I know.
403
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,971
No.
404
00:19:10,056 --> 00:19:12,891
I'm talking about using
adjustable steel Lally columns
405
00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:14,642
to temporarily jack up the second floor
406
00:19:14,728 --> 00:19:16,728
so that the load-bearing
wall can be replaced
407
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:20,565
with a 4x6 LVL structural beam.
408
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:26,988
Can we try, Darryl?
409
00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:34,162
Hyah!
410
00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,164
Hyah-ho!
411
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,729
_
412
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,024
I'm finally standing up to you.
413
00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:05,076
- What?
- You're messed up, Heidi.
414
00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:08,112
And I can't fix you.
Only you can do that.
415
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:10,531
Eric, I'm so confused.
416
00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:12,750
That's not going to work on me anymore.
417
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:16,254
Love isn't supposed to
hurt. I'm worth something.
418
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,122
Goodbye, Heidi.
419
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,499
Anyone can convince themselves
420
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:36,069
that they're the victim
in a relationship.
421
00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:39,251
Now Heidi will have to
face the truth. Alone.
422
00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:41,808
All right, Darryl.
423
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,141
We've certainly been through a lot,
424
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,443
and I know you're anxious.
425
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:46,011
Are you ready to see your new home?
426
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,576
I'm ready.
427
00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:50,608
What the...
428
00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,398
_
429
00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:56,621
_
430
00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,158
Well, Darryl, what do you think?
431
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,161
This is fucking amazing.
432
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,930
You like the breakfast nook?
433
00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:06,364
It's all perfect.
434
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,634
And where you use to have your
gun case, look at what Sharon did.
435
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,803
Oh, my God! It's my own Zen garden.
436
00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:14,706
I can't believe this is fucking real.
437
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:18,169
Well, it is real, and now you've
got the space in hour home,
438
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,277
to entertain all your
friends and family.
439
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,812
Come on in, guys!
440
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,151
Darryl was hesitant at first,
441
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,685
but we managed to win him over
442
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,822
and came in $600 under budget.
443
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,591
Remember, no matter how
bad the country gets,
444
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,192
you can always count on
445
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,476
"White People Renovating Houses."
446
00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:44,001
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