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SOUTH PARK 1111
http://south-park.cz/
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Jedu do South Parku,
chci si trochu orazit.
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V�ude sam� ��astn� tv��.
Skromn� lidi neznaj z.
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Jedu do South Parku,
starosti nech�m za sebou.
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Zaparkovat v�dy se d�.
V�ichni zdrav�j zvesela.
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Jedu do South Parku,
trochu si tam povyraz�m.
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Poje� se mnou do South Parku
za prima p��teli.
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V p�edchoz�m d�le
Battlestar Galacticy:
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- Co je to za m�sto?
- Tohle je ��e p�edstav.
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All�h!
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Mus�me odtud zmizet!
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- Zadr�te, kluci!
- Buttersi!
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Terorist� pr�v�
napadli na�i p�edstavivost.
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Kdy� odp�l� Bari�ru,
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v�echny ty nejd�siv�j��
p�edstavy vylezou ven!
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All�h!
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EPIZODA II
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Buttersi, sn�dan�.
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Je��, to byl jen sen.
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Poj�, Buttersi, maminka
ti ud�lala vafle s ananasem.
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Mn� se zd�lo, �e jsem v ��i
p�edstav a za�to�ili na ni teroristi.
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Ale ty jsi v ��i p�edstav,
tohleto je sen.
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Probu� se, blb�e!
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Prober se, kluku!
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Byl jsem doma v posteli!
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- Ne, omdlels a pochcal sis kalhoty.
- Hele, zlo se dere ven.
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Panenko sk�kav�!
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V�ichni se st�hn�te do Cukrov�ho lesa!
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Poj� se mnou, chlape�ku.
Vezmu t� dom�.
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To je vet�elec!
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Pred�tor!
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U� jsme v�m �ekli v�echno, co v�me.
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Objevil se chl�pek ve velk�m
bal�n� a vzal n�s do ��e p�edstav.
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N�s zaj�m� jak! Mus�me naj�t cestu do
��e p�edstav. Jak jste se tam dostali?
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Jenom jsme nastoupili do bal�nu.
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- Musel tam b�t n�jak� port�l nebo br�na.
- My si to nepamatujem.
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Uv�domujete si, o co tu jde?
Terorist� napadli na�i p�edstavivost.
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Na�e p�edstavy te� zdivo�ely,
tak rad�i koukejte vzpom�nat!
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- Byli to ���ani, �ejo?
- Co?
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Tu�ili jsme, �e ��nsk� vl�da
pracuje na br�n� do ��e p�edstav.
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- Tam jste byli?
- Ne!
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To je ono, �e? Kde maj�
���ani ten port�l? Jak funguje?
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- Je lep�� ne� ten n�?
- V� co?
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N� port�l do ��e p�edstav, tajn�
postaven� v roce 1962 proti sov�t�m...
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Tome, to je p��sn� tajn�!
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Omlouv�m se, pane.
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Po�kat, americk� vl�da
m� port�l do p�edstavivosti?
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Vid�? Dobr� pr�ce, Tome!
Vykecej jim v�echno o Projektu X!
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Ano, pane. Postavili jsme
port�l do p�edstavivosti,
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abychom ho pou�ili
proti Rus�m ve studen� v�lce...
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To byl sarkasmus,
ty zkurvenej pitom�e!
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To m� moc mrz�, pane.
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Jestli u� m�te br�nu,
k �emu pot�ebujete n�s?
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No dobr�, tak jim to uk�eme.
Krucin�l, Tome.
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Ka�dou noc m�m stejn� sen.
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Jdu nav�t�vit sv�ho p��tele Kyla.
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Vsadili jsme se, �e pokud dok�u,
�e leprik�ni jsou skute�n�,
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tak mi ol�e koule.
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A uk�zalo se, �e m�m pravdu.
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�as se vyrovnat, Kyle.
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Ale pak...
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Ne! Ne!
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mi to bylo odep�eno. M�m such� koule.
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Tak such�, �e bouchnou jako prach.
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- Jsi v po��dku, chlap�e?
- Ne, m�m such� koule.
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A doch�z� mi �as.
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Od studen� v�lky pracuje
americk� vl�da na tajn�m projektu
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vytvo�it br�nu do p�edstavivosti.
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Nese n�zev Projekt
br�na do p�edstavivosti.
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To nen� moc p�edstaviv�.
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Podle v�ech test� a dat by br�na
m�la fungovat, ale nen� tomu tak.
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Ale u� jsme velmi bl�zko, pane.
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To u� ��k�te v�c jak 40 let.
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Vy jste ty d�ti,
kte�� byly v p�edstavivosti, �e?
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- Asi jo.
- Jak� sekvence v�s tam dostala?
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V�me, �e je pot�eba n�jak� rezonan�n�
k�d, ale nem��em na n�j k�pnout.
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Je n�m l�to, ten bal�n prost� vzl�tl,
chlap�k zazp�val p�sni�ku a byli jsme tam.
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P�sni�ku?
O ni�em takov�m jste nemluvili.
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- Jakou p�sni�ku?
- O p�edstavivosti.
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To m��e b�t ono!
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Frakt�lov� konvertor nikdy nefungoval,
proto�e jsme �ekali na zvukov� k�d.
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Rychle, kluci, jak je ta p�sni�ka?
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P�edstavivost. P�edstavivost.
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Pane, z br�ny vych�z� odezva.
Je slab�, ale na n�co reaguje.
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Jak pokra�uje ta p�sni�ka d�l?
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P�edstavivost. P�edstavi...
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Ne, tady nahoru.
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- P�edstavi...
- P�edstavi....
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My si to nepamatujem,
byla dlouh� a pitom�.
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U� m�m dost t�ch va�ich her!
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Doch�z� n�m �as,
mus�te si vybavit tu p�se� celou!
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Starosto, co m�me d�lat?
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Pros�m, pane,
mus�m se vr�tit do sv�ho sv�ta.
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Tak to mus� o sebe
t�ikr�t klepnout patama.
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- V�n�?
- Ne, ty demente, to byl vtip!
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Starosto, co m�me d�lat? Snarf, snarf.
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Dosta�te se do Slun��kov�ho hradu!
Je to va�e jedin� nad�je.
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Slun��kov� hrad?
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P�es Cukrov� les. Ostatn�
se tam budou schov�vat. B�te!
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Pozor na zl� postavy,
shroma��uj� se na M�amkov� ho�e!
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Jsme voln�!
Nyn� je cel� ��e p�edstav na�e!
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Cel� ne, hloup� sk�ete.
N�kter� m�sta po��d neovl�d�me.
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Z�tra postav�me n�
vlastn� hrad p��mo tady.
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Kdo ti to tu dal na povel, Kruegere?
J� jsem tady nejzlej�� postava!
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Nesmysl, jsi u� zastaral�!
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J� jsem nejzlej�� vymy�len� postava!
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Ale jd�te, nem�li bychom se h�dat.
V�ichni jsme na stejn� stran�.
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- P�esn� tak, veverko Veve�i�ko.
- Jo!
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Co je tohle za zl� postavy?
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Vymyslel si je n�jak� �tvr��k
do sv�ho v�no�n�ho p��b�hu.
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Nem��eme ztr�cet �as h�dkami.
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Mo�n� je�t� n�kdo p�e�il.
Mus�me je polapit a zab�t.
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- A sn�st jejich maso!
- Nejd��v je zn�siln�me.
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Co je nejd��v zab�t, pak zn�silnit
a jejich krev pou��t jako lubrikant?
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Skv�l� n�pad, medv�de Medv�dku.
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Necht�l bych potkat toho,
kdo vymyslel tyhle potvory.
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Chci p�r zatracen�ch odpov�d�!
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Odvedli jste m�ho k�mo�e
do Washingtonu! Kde je? O co jde?
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Je mi l�to, tato informace je tajn�.
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N�co se d�je a j� m�m
pr�vo v�d�t, kde je m�j p��tel!
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- N�kdo m� hodn� ot�zek ohledn�
toho, co se d�je. - Nechte to na mn�.
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Je mi l�to, ale neexistuje ��dn�
Projekt br�na do p�edstavivosti!
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Br�na do p�edstavivosti. Za�al
v 60. letech jako tajn� vl�dn� projekt.
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Jo.
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P�edstavivost. P�edsta...
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Po�kat, mo�n� tady �el dol� o p�l t�nu.
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- P�edstavivost.
- Jo, a pak bylo: P�edstavivost.
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P�edstavivost. P�edstavivost.
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Je otev�en�! Je otev�en�!
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Dost�v�m �daje z druh� strany.
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To je ono. Otev�eli jsme br�nu
do na�� p�edstavivosti, pane!
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To sta��! Po��d m�me pr�ci, lidi!
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Je na �ase vej�t dovnit�
a d�t na�e p�edstavy do po��dku.
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Jak daleko je Slun��kov� hrad?
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Nejsem si jist�, snarf, snarf.
Nikdy jsem tam nebyl.
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- Co to bylo?
- Tudy.
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Kristepane, to je Jah�dka.
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Pros�m, pus�te m�.
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Panebo�e! Snarf.
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Te� ji dora�!
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Zadr�te, nem��eme ji jen
tak zab�t. To nen� dost zl�.
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- Jakto�e ne? Vyp�chli jsme j� oko.
- Jo, to je p�kn� drs��rna.
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Ale no tak, jde to i l�pe.
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J� v�m, v�ichni se j�
vych�ijem do o�n�ho d�lku.
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Nejd��v ji ale nech�me sn�st vlastn� oko.
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Co kdyby se j� tam vychcal
n�kdo s AIDS, aby pomalu um�rala?
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Tady nikdo nem� AIDS!
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Ale my mus�me m�t AIDS,
ne� se j� vych�ijem do oka.
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Nebu�te smutn�,
ur�it� najdem n�jak� AIDS v lese.
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Zdrh�me! Zdrh�me!
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P�nov�, nev�me,
co za�ijete na druh� stran�,
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ale pravd�podobn�
to bude hodn� divn�.
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A� doraz�te do na�� p�edstavivosti,
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mus�te podniknou v�e pot�ebn�,
abyste ji dostali pod kontrolu.
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- Jste p�ipraveni?
- Ano, pane!
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Jsi p�ipraven, Kurte Russele?
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Nech�pu, pro� jsem tady.
Jsem jenom herec.
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Ale hr�l jsi v jednom filmu,
co se tomuhle podobal.
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T�m p�dem m� v�c
zku�enost� ne� kdo jin�.
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Tak jdeme na to! Chlapi, vp�ed!
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- Pane, m�me naru�en� bezpe�nosti!
- Co�e?
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- Neopr�vn�n� vstup. P�ich�z�
to ze Sektoru 2. - Sektor 2?
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Cartmane?
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Ahoj, Kyle! Myslels,
�e ute�e� p�ed sv�mi povinnostmi, co?
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Kdo sakra jsi?
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Tenhle kluk uzav�el dohodu, �e kdy�
prok�u leprik�na, tak mi ol�e koule!
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Odve�te ho pry�!
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Po�kejte, m�m smlouvu potvrzenou
americk�m soudn�m syst�mem!
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Uka�te mi to.
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Pro� bys souhlasil,
�e bude� n�komu l�zat koule?
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Netu�il jsem, �e ten
zatracenej leprik�n existuje!
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No dobr�, vy dva b�te do
zasedac�ho s�lu. My tu m�me pr�ci.
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Ale j� chci vid�t, co se tu stane!
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Podepsal jsi smlouvu.
Na tohle nem�me �as. B� a ud�lej to.
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- Stane?
- Uzav�el jsi dohodu.
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Zasedac� s�l je kudy?
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Tak jsme tady, Kyle.
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Sna�il ses z toho vykroutit,
ale j� t� na�el.
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Nesna�il, sebrala m� vl�da!
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U� jsme tady,
na ni�em jin�m nez�le��.
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D� si vla�sk� o�echy?
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Vlastn� jo, za chv�li
jich bude� m�t plnou pusu.
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Cartmane, v� v�bec, co se d�je?
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�li jsme do ��e p�edstav, za�to�ili
na ni teroristi a te� se vl�da chyst�...
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Promi�, Kyle, ale tahle
pov�da�ka m� neskute�n� nud�.
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Zaj�m� m� jen ta ��st, jak leprik�n
byl skute�nej a ty mi mus� l�zat koule.
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- Fajn. Tak a� u� je to za n�ma.
- Ne tak rychle, Kyle.
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00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:59,303
Na tohle jsem dlouho �ekal
a hodl�m si vychutnat ka�dou vte�inu.
190
00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:02,710
Mysl�m to v�n�. Chci vid�t,
co se dole d�je, tak poj�me na to!
191
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:06,399
Je�t� ne, Kyle.
Nejd��v mus�m ud�lat p�r v�c�.
192
00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:10,000
Ale m�l bych ti ��ct, �e jsem
se b�hem cesty nestihl osprchovat.
193
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:12,735
Moje koule jsou p�kn� zakysl�.
194
00:13:13,974 --> 00:13:15,661
Poj�me u� na to!
195
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,968
Vstup do port�lu za 5 sekund.
196
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,324
- Kurte Russele, zkus spojen�.
- Zkou�ka, jedna, dva.
197
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,128
Hodn� �t�st�, chlapi. B�h s v�mi!
198
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:48,457
Co tam m�me?
Kurte Russele, sly�� m�?
199
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:54,150
- Jsme tu. N�kde tu jsme.
- Jsou v p�edstavivosti, pane.
200
00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:59,064
- Co tam vid�te?
- Jsou tu velk� houby, barevn� tr�va.
201
00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:01,571
V d�lce n�jak� hrady.
202
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:05,221
Po�kat, n�co se k n�m bl��.
203
00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:08,497
Leze to z k�ov�, je to...
204
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:14,108
To je jenom mal� veverka. A mluv�.
205
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:19,086
- Ta mal� veverka mluv�.
- J�, vymy�len� mluv�c� veverka.
206
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:23,070
Zeptej se j�,
co v� o teroristick�m �toku.
207
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:28,528
Po�kejte, m� tu i kamar�dy.
Je tu cel� �ada lesn�ch zv���tek.
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00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,560
Po�kat, lesn� zv���tka...
209
00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:35,370
Je tu mluv�c� medv�d a bob��k.
Jsou to nejsp� v�no�n� zv���tka.
210
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:37,995
Ahoj. Nazd�rek.
211
00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:39,706
- Dosta�te je odtamtud!
- Co?
212
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:42,543
- �ekn�te jim, a� hned vypadnou!
- Co se d�je?
213
00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:49,086
Tomu m��ovi za��naj� �erven� sv�tit o�i.
Nazd�rek, zv���tka, nev�te n�hodou...
214
00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:58,950
- Kurte Russele, co se tam d�je?
- Zn�sil�uj� m�! Zn�sil�uj� m�!
215
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:03,659
- Zmiz odtamtud, Kurte Russele!
- Zn�sil�uj� n�s v�echny!
216
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:09,399
To bol�! Zn�sil�uj� n�s a to bol�!
217
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:15,637
P�em��lel jsem nad vysokorychlostn� z�v�rkou
s n�zkou hloubkou ostrosti, co mysl� ty?
218
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,898
Krucin�l, Cartmane, p�estane�
ztr�cet �as? Chci to m�t za sebou!
219
00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:22,505
Ne, m� pravdu. Vysok� hloubka
zajist�, �e v�echno z�stane ostr�.
220
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,037
A je to.
221
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,193
A� mi bude� l�zat koule,
222
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,502
bude� p�em��let nad t�m,
�e jsem m�l s leprik�nem pravdu,
223
00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:34,338
nebo se prost� bude� soust�edit,
jak jsou moje koule chlupat� a slan�?
224
00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:35,854
Poj�me u� na to!
225
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,177
�asem, Kyle. Jsi p�kn�
nadr�enej na koule, co?
226
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:41,271
Um�r� koulehladem?
227
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,650
V�, zaj�malo by m�,
jestli v tuhle chv�li...
228
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:49,050
- V�ichni do hlavn�ho s�lu!
- Ne, je�t� jsme tu neskon�ili.
229
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,211
V�ichni do hlavn�ho s�lu, hned!
230
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,893
Ne! Kurvadr�t, ne!
231
00:15:56,950 --> 00:16:01,282
Ach jo, snarf, snarf.
U� m� v�n� bol� nohy.
232
00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:04,783
Snarfe, mohl bys na chv�li zmlknout?
233
00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:07,300
Po�kat, to je ono! Zvl�dli jsme to!
234
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,467
Slun��kov� hrad!
235
00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:11,730
- Jo!
- Super!
236
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:17,225
- Rychle dovnit�!
- P�ich�z� zl� postavy!
237
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,820
Spus�te br�nu!
P�ipravte se na palbu z d�l!
238
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,751
Po�kejte! Po�kejte!
239
00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:27,370
- Co jsi za vymy�lenou postavu?
- L�z�tkov� kr�l z L�z�tkov�ho lesa.
240
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,091
A j� jsem Snarf, snarf, snarf.
241
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,246
A jak� vymy�len� postava jsi ty?
242
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:37,840
- J� nejsem vymy�len�. Jsem Butters.
- Jak� Butters?
243
00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:42,857
Jeho a dal�� d�ti sem p�ivedl starosta
t�sn� p�edt�m, ne� za�to�ili terorist�.
244
00:16:42,892 --> 00:16:46,640
Tak�e jsi p�i�el ze skute�n�ho
sv�ta ve stejnou dobu jako teroristi?
245
00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,728
To je mi ale n�hoda.
246
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,794
Jenom jsem si hr�l s kamar�dy,
chytli jsme leprik�na a pak...
247
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:58,312
- Chytli jste leprik�na? Chopte se ho!
- Persee, on je s n�mi! Snarf, snarf.
248
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:04,140
Mluv se mnou! Co se d�je?
249
00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:07,991
N�co proch�z� br�nou z druh� strany.
250
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,550
Co je to?
251
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:19,244
- Vypad� to jako nap�l �lov�k,
nap�l medv�d. - A nap�l prase.
252
00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:25,776
Ne, po�kat. Je to sp�
nap�l medv�d, nap�l lidoprase.
253
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:28,951
Pozor!
254
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:33,591
Sp� je to nap�l �lov�k
a nap�l prasomedv�d.
255
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:37,016
P�eho�te br�nu! Po�lete ho zp�tky!
256
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:40,841
Kyle!
257
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:05,942
Pros�m, nepomohl jsem
terorist�m dostat se sem. P��sah�m.
258
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,150
O tom rozhodne Rada dev�ti.
259
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:14,650
Neboj, chlap�e. Rada dev�ti se skl�d�
z nejv�en�j��ch vymy�len�ch postav.
260
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:19,150
V�en� Rado, tohle jsou opravdu zl� �asy.
261
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,442
Zat�mco mluv�me, s�ly zla
se hromad� p�ed na�imi branami.
262
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,850
Zeus mysl�, �e bychom se m�li evakuovat.
263
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:29,973
Jejich s�ly p�ed�� ty na�e. Jestli n�m
d�vaj� �anci na �t�k, mus�me j� vyu��t.
264
00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:32,087
Co ty na to, Morphee?
265
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:36,508
Jak v�me, �e n�s nechaj� j�t?
Jejich nab�dka m��e b�t past.
266
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,950
T�eba mus�me ut�ct
do Alderonsk�ho chr�mu.
267
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,230
Tam by n�s jist� nepron�sledovali.
268
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,570
Ne, to nem��eme.
No tak, lidi, tohle je n� domov.
269
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,940
Mus�me bojovat,
aby v�e bylo tak, jak m�.
270
00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:51,317
Souhlas�m s Je��em. Zl� postavy
n�s nenechaj� jen tak odej�t.
271
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:58,167
Mo�n�, Pepku, ale nem�me na v�b�r.
272
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:04,750
Promi�te, �e v�s ru��m, ale tento
hoch sem pronikl ze skute�n�ho sv�ta.
273
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,809
P�ive� ho sem.
274
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:10,943
�isto!
275
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:19,259
Je mi l�to, je mrtv�.
276
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:25,233
- Ne, Kyle nem��e um��t.
- Je mi l�to, chlap�e.
277
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,071
Kyle?
278
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:34,268
Alespo� u� nemus� l�zat ni�� koule.
279
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:42,188
Ne! M� siln� srdce! Chce ��t!
Poj�, Kyle! Poj�, kamar�de!
280
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,527
Je po n�m, chlape�ku.
281
00:19:46,747 --> 00:19:48,575
Dejte mu znova �oky!
282
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,015
- Nab�j�m.
- Do toho!
283
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,494
- Poj�, kamar�de!
- �isto!
284
00:19:58,350 --> 00:19:59,750
Uhni!
285
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:06,030
Kurvadr�t, Kyle,
v �ivot� jsi p�ed ni��m neutekl!
286
00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:09,950
Tak bojuj! Bojuj! Okam�it�!
287
00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:13,642
Bojuj! Bojuj! Bojuj!
288
00:20:23,735 --> 00:20:25,119
Dejte mu vzduch.
289
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:28,103
D�chej. Pomalu d�chej.
290
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:36,750
V���m, �e tento chlapec sem
byl p�iveden z n�jak�ho d�vodu.
291
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,316
Mo�n� starosta v�d�l n�co, co my ne.
292
00:20:39,414 --> 00:20:42,650
O �em to mluv�, Aslane?
�e pokud chceme m�t velen�...
293
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:49,434
Ano. Pokud chceme vz�t zl�m sil�m
velen�, tento hoch m��e b�t kl��em.
294
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:54,350
J� jsem kl��? Ne�lo by to jinak,
Morphee? J� nechci b�t kl��.
295
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,594
Pokud chce� je�t� spat�it sv�j
domov, mus� podstoupit tuto v�zvu.
296
00:20:58,652 --> 00:21:00,852
Ale j� bych m�l b�t ve �kole...
297
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:04,540
a m�sto toho tu m�m nasran�ho
Snarfa, Pepka a Luka Skywalkera.
298
00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:07,464
Toto jsou zl� �asy
pro n�s v�echny, chlap�e,
299
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:13,318
ale kdy� si bude� v��it,
v�echno dob�e dopadne.
300
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:23,870
- Jste si t�m jist�, pane?
- Nem�me na v�b�r.
301
00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:26,962
Terorist� napadli m�sto,
kde jsme nejzraniteln�j��.
302
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,150
Nen� jin� mo�nost.
303
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,240
Mus�me odp�lit na�i p�edstavivost.
304
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,550
Probu� se, Kyle.
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00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:51,200
P�eklad: MND
�asov�n�: Kael
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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