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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:05,300 SOUTH PARK 1110 http://south-park.cz/ 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,780 Jedu do South Parku, chci si trochu orazit. 4 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:15,380 V�ude sam� ��astn� tv��. Skromn� lidi neznaj z᚝. 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,480 Jedu do South Parku, starosti nech�m za sebou. 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,180 Zaparkovat v�dy se d�. V�ichni zdrav�j zvesela. 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,380 Jedu do South Parku, trochu si tam povyraz�m. 8 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:32,580 Poje� se mnou do South Parku za prima p��teli. 9 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:40,385 Poj�te to zkusit sem. 10 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:45,761 Nastra�te pasti tady a tady. Minule prob�hl p�esn� tudy. 11 00:00:46,261 --> 00:00:50,003 To je pitomost, Cartmane. V�ichni uv��ili tomu tv�mu v�myslu. 12 00:00:50,054 --> 00:00:53,453 To nen� v�mysl, ale pravda. Vid�l jsem leprik�na. 13 00:00:53,523 --> 00:00:56,197 Vid�l jsem ho tudy proch�zet t�i dny za sebou. 14 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:59,046 Jest��b� zraku, tady Dra�� v�tr. Sly��? 15 00:00:59,116 --> 00:01:02,986 Tady Jest��b� zrak. Nastra�ili jsme s� a jsme v pozoru. 16 00:01:03,075 --> 00:01:06,435 Rozum�m, Jest��b� zraku. M�jte se na pozoru. Kon��m. 17 00:01:06,486 --> 00:01:09,311 P�iznej, �e kec�, Cartmane, a� m��eme j�t dom�. 18 00:01:09,342 --> 00:01:11,342 Kdepak. M�me dohodu, Kyle. 19 00:01:11,373 --> 00:01:14,767 Kdy� dok�u, �e leprik�n existuje, mus� mi ol�zat koule. 20 00:01:15,228 --> 00:01:17,848 Dra�� v�tr vol� �mouda. Co �estka? 21 00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:22,068 Nechci m�t kryc� jm�no �moud. 22 00:01:22,177 --> 00:01:25,334 Kryc� jm�na jsou jak� jsou. Zkontroluj �estku a hl�dej. 23 00:01:25,443 --> 00:01:28,578 - Tohle je p�kn� p��ovina! - Za��n� b�t nerv�zn�, Kyle? 24 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:30,844 A� se ten leprik�n uk�e, mus� mi ol�zat koule. 25 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,914 Nezapome�, �e m�me podepsanou smlouvu. 26 00:01:32,964 --> 00:01:36,123 A kdy� leprik�n nep�ijde, mus� mi d�t 10 dolar�. 27 00:01:36,134 --> 00:01:38,329 Tak mi zapla� a p�esta� d�lat vola! 28 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:42,173 Jakto�e se je�t� neuk�zal? Dra�� v�tr vol� Buz�ka. 29 00:01:43,572 --> 00:01:46,142 Tady Buz�k. Pokra�uj. 30 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:49,315 Pot�ebuju, abys hl�dal severo- severov�chod. Zkontroluj p�tku. 31 00:01:49,464 --> 00:01:52,594 Ud�l�m. Buz�k kon��. 32 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:56,226 To by sta�ilo. Hej, lidi! 33 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,098 Cartman v�echny navl�kl do dal��ho blb�ho f�ru, 34 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,110 aby se vyl�zal z dohody, co uzav�el. 35 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:04,172 Byl tady, p��sah�m! Netu��m, pro� se tentokr�t neukazuje! 36 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:07,981 Tys nevid�l leprik�na, �peku! Kdy� to prok�e�, ol�u ti koule, 37 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:11,040 ale kdy� ne, mus� mi zaplatit 10 dolar�. Tak sem s nima! 38 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:14,227 N�co tu m�m! M�m ho! 39 00:02:15,332 --> 00:02:17,823 Je to... Vypad� to na leprik�na! 40 00:02:17,858 --> 00:02:19,954 Odjistit odbo�ku C! 41 00:02:26,782 --> 00:02:29,867 - Ty vole. - To m� poser, leprik�n. 42 00:02:29,921 --> 00:02:31,295 Na n�j! 43 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:35,827 Chy�te toho zkurven�ho leprik�na! Chci ho �iv�ho! 44 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:50,162 - P�ni. - No teda. 45 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:55,552 Uhn�te! Uhn�te! Tak sr��i, kde m� to zlato? 46 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:59,831 Nev�te, co d�l�te. Mus�m doru�it nal�havou zpr�vu. 47 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:03,542 - Chyst� se �tok! - �ekni, kde je zlato, nebo zem�e�! 48 00:03:03,573 --> 00:03:05,030 Pomalu! 49 00:03:07,659 --> 00:03:09,212 Kam zmizel? 50 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:13,378 M�l jsem varovat p�ed teroristick�m �tokem, ale vy jste m� zdr�eli. 51 00:03:13,468 --> 00:03:15,547 Te� terorist� zv�t�z�! Konec se bl��! 52 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,013 Ty vole. 53 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:25,936 Kyle, l�zej mi koule! 54 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:32,469 SOUTH PARK 55 00:03:34,286 --> 00:03:37,284 KYLE L͎E CARTMANOVY KOULE 56 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:42,781 TRILOGIE 57 00:03:53,906 --> 00:03:58,263 - Tati, odkud je leprik�n? - Z Irska. 58 00:03:58,763 --> 00:04:02,656 Tak pro� by chodil do Ameriky a varoval n�s p�ed teroristama? 59 00:04:03,196 --> 00:04:06,460 Kyle, leprik�ni neexistuj�. U� je ti skoro dev�t, 60 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,974 mus� um�t rozezn�vat mezi skute�nost� a p�edstavou. 61 00:04:10,114 --> 00:04:11,894 Myslel jsem, �e to um�m. 62 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:18,441 �, pan� Broflovsk�. Jak se m�te v tento hezk� ve�er. 63 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:21,577 Ahoj, Ericu. Kyle, m� tu kamar�da. 64 00:04:21,617 --> 00:04:24,731 Zdrav�m, pane Broflovski, Iku. Hezk� ve�er, �e? 65 00:04:24,771 --> 00:04:27,741 Kyle, m��eme na chv�li k tob� do pokoje? 66 00:04:28,081 --> 00:04:30,081 Vypadni, Cartmane, pr�v� ve�e��me! 67 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:34,591 Kyle, jist� n�kdo si m� str�it do pusy jist� p�r koul�. 68 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:36,891 - J� to neud�l�m, �peku! - A co? 69 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:39,717 - M�li jsme dohodu, Kyle! - Vypadni odtud! 70 00:04:39,797 --> 00:04:44,267 - Podepsal jsi smlouvu, Kyle! - Je mi jedno, jestli jsem to podepsal! 71 00:04:44,307 --> 00:04:48,040 Kyle, kdy� s n�k�m uzav�e� dohodu, mus� ji dodr�et. 72 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:51,205 - D�kuji, pane Broflovski. - Jak� byla dohoda? 73 00:04:51,945 --> 00:04:54,736 �e pokud dok�e, �e leprik�ni existuj�, tak mu budu l�zat koule. 74 00:04:54,776 --> 00:04:55,994 Co, co, co? 75 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,519 A byl tam leprik�n! Vid�ls ho, Kyle! 76 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,133 �au, kluci. 77 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:07,612 �au, Kyle. Tak jak� to bylo? 78 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:11,327 - Co jako? - L�z�n� Cartmanovo koul�. 79 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:14,617 Nel�zal jsem mu koule, jasn�? A ani to nehodl�m ud�lat! 80 00:05:14,617 --> 00:05:17,144 Pro� jsi s t�m v�bec souhlasil? 81 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:20,803 Nemyslel jsem, �e leprik�n m��e existovat! A po��d si to nemysl�m! 82 00:05:20,843 --> 00:05:23,728 Pro� by n�s leprik�n varoval p�ed teroristick�m �tokem? 83 00:05:23,788 --> 00:05:25,706 Mus� existovat jin� vysv�tlen�. 84 00:05:25,728 --> 00:05:30,329 Pros�m v�s, nevid�li jste tu te� n�kdy leprik�na? 85 00:05:31,669 --> 00:05:34,948 - Co vy o n�m v�te? - Tak�e jste ho vid�li! 86 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:38,765 To je senza�n�! �ekn�te mi v�echno, co pov�dal. 87 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,839 - Kde byl? Co d�lal? - U� toho m�m dost! 88 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:45,561 - Leprik�ni jsou vymy�len�! - Samoz�ejm�, �e ano. 89 00:05:45,601 --> 00:05:49,931 Jen proto, �e jsou vymy�len�, neznamen�, �e nejsou skute�n�. 90 00:05:50,022 --> 00:05:53,821 Nepou��vali jste nikdy svoji p�edstavivost? 91 00:05:53,861 --> 00:05:59,390 Ty, mlad�ku, jak by se ti l�bilo b�t kovbojem nebo drs��ck�m pir�tem? 92 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:03,701 A ty, necht�l bys b�t astronautem hluboko ve vesm�ru? 93 00:06:03,741 --> 00:06:07,692 Sta�� jen trocha p�edstavivosti. 94 00:06:08,392 --> 00:06:11,469 - Kdo sakra jste? - Je�t� nejsi p�esv�d�en, �e? 95 00:06:11,509 --> 00:06:14,942 V�te co, chlapci? Co kdybychom se prolet�li v m�m 96 00:06:14,962 --> 00:06:17,449 l�taj�c�m stroji p�edstav? 97 00:06:21,369 --> 00:06:23,509 - P�ni. - Nasko�te, d�cka. 98 00:06:23,529 --> 00:06:26,079 Mus�m v�m n�co uk�zat. 99 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:28,421 Vy n�s zn�siln�te? 100 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,028 Ne. 101 00:06:34,108 --> 00:06:37,056 - No tak dob�e. - Poj�te, kluci. 102 00:06:37,236 --> 00:06:40,350 Bacha, kluci. Vsad�m boty, �e n�s chce zn�silnit. 103 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:43,623 V�ichni na palub� Bal�nu p�edstav! 104 00:06:47,144 --> 00:06:53,082 N�kte�� lid� mysl�, �e p�edstavy nejsou skute�n�. Ale j� jim ��k�m, �e se pletou. 105 00:06:53,122 --> 00:07:01,438 Proto�e kdy� si chci zadov�d�t, zazp�v�m si p�se� o p�edstavivosti. 106 00:07:01,518 --> 00:07:22,652 P�edstavivost. P�edstavivost. 107 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:41,123 P�edstavivost. P�edstavivost. 108 00:07:41,414 --> 00:07:49,559 P�edstavivost. P�edstavivost. 109 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:53,190 P�edstavivost... 110 00:07:53,237 --> 00:08:00,244 - Tak vezmete n�s n�kam? - Ale chlap�e, u� jsme tady. 111 00:08:18,578 --> 00:08:23,107 - Co je to za m�sto? - Tohle je ��e p�edstav. 112 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:30,092 Zde �ij� v�echny ty n�dhern� a trhl� v�ci, co si lid� za ta l�ta vymysleli. 113 00:08:40,932 --> 00:08:46,972 Obyvatel� ��e p�edstav, m�me v�en� hosty z druh�ho sv�ta! 114 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:49,061 Ahoj! 115 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:55,758 V�tejte v ��i p�edstav. J� jsem L�z�tkov� kr�l. 116 00:08:55,965 --> 00:09:00,051 Je n�m ct�, �e m�me ve sv�m kr�lovstv� stvo�itele. 117 00:09:00,132 --> 00:09:05,070 A te� dobr� zpr�vy, lidi! Tito chlapci vid�li leprik�na! 118 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:10,399 A co v�m �ekl? M�l n�jak� zpr�vy? 119 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:15,471 �ekl, �e se chyst�... �e se chyst�... 120 00:09:15,552 --> 00:09:18,736 All�h! 121 00:09:18,971 --> 00:09:21,278 Kurva, ne! 122 00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:07,252 Stane, mus�me odtud zmizet! 123 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:13,086 Rychle, kluci! Sko�te mi na z�da! 124 00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:19,366 Kluci, po�kat! Zadr�te, kluci! 125 00:10:19,407 --> 00:10:23,496 - Buttersi. - Neopou�t�jte m�! Vra�te se! 126 00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:26,777 Hej! 127 00:10:29,077 --> 00:10:31,333 Buttersi! 128 00:10:39,457 --> 00:10:45,082 Co? Kde? Panejo, to byl jenom sen. 129 00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:50,259 Jenom bl�znivej sen. Panebo�e. 130 00:10:54,736 --> 00:10:57,787 - Hal�? - M� hotovej �kol z matiky? 131 00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:02,473 - V�era jsem n�jak ztratil pojem o �ase. - Ne, skoro jsem se nevyspal. 132 00:11:02,554 --> 00:11:05,211 M�l jsem takovej zmatenej sen, jak n�s n�jakej veselej starosta... 133 00:11:05,222 --> 00:11:08,677 vzal do ��e p�edstav, kde �ijou v�echny vymy�len� postavy. 134 00:11:09,763 --> 00:11:13,605 - A pak je napadli teroristi? - Jo, jak to v�? 135 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:18,254 Zd�lo se mi to sam�! Sko�ili jsme drakovi na h�bet a Butters tam z�stal! 136 00:11:18,293 --> 00:11:22,350 Stanley, nevid�l jsi sv�ho kamar�da Butterse? 137 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:26,733 - Pro�? - N� drah� Butters se nevr�til v noci dom�. 138 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,826 - Co ��kali? - Nechceme d�lat p�ed�asn� z�v�ry, 139 00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:31,916 ale ob�v�me se, �e Butterse n�kdo unesl, 140 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:35,877 n�kolikr�t ho brut�ln� zn�silnil a pak nakrmil zv��ata jeho genit�liemi. 141 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,544 To bude dobr�, zlato. 142 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,919 Ty vole. 143 00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:47,690 D�my a p�nov�, m�m zl� zpr�vy. 144 00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:53,315 V�era kolem dvac�t� hodiny terorist� �sp�n� napadli... 145 00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:55,095 na�i p�edstavivost. 146 00:11:57,409 --> 00:11:59,805 - Na�i p�edstavivost? - Jak? 147 00:11:59,807 --> 00:12:02,900 Zd� se, �e �tok na p�edstavivost se pl�noval l�ta. 148 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:06,860 N�sledky �toky jsou zat�m nep�edstaviteln�. 149 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,876 Z�skali jsme tuto nahr�vku, kterou terorist� nato�ili pro televizi. 150 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:14,249 Na�t�st� jsme ji zachytili d��v, ne� byla pu�t�na ve�ejnosti. 151 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,909 Ne, to je jen Starostliv� medv�dek! 152 00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:29,084 - Panebo�e. - Pozd�ji m��eme vid�t dal�� fiktivn� rukojm�. 153 00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:31,590 Tenhle je nucen ��st prohl�en�. 154 00:12:31,762 --> 00:12:36,757 Uct�vejte mocn�ho All�ha. Jeho bo�sk� p��ze� a v�le umo�nila tento den. 155 00:12:38,329 --> 00:12:39,686 J�i�! 156 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:47,148 Nyn� je va�e bezpe�� v na�ich ruk�ch. Tohle je cena, kterou zaplat�, Ameriko! 157 00:12:47,161 --> 00:12:51,756 Po�pinili jste All�ha a nyn� obr�t�me va�e p�edstavy proti v�m! 158 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,695 Smrt nev���c�m! 159 00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:55,830 U� m��u j�t? 160 00:12:56,530 --> 00:13:00,391 Stane, Kyle, m��ete m� odtud dostat? 161 00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:06,419 P�nov�, zd� se, �e terorist� naprosto ovl�daj� na�i p�edstavivost. 162 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:12,350 Je jenom ot�zkou �asu, ne� se na�e p�edstavy pust� ze �et�zu. 163 00:13:14,257 --> 00:13:17,876 Domn�v�m se, �e demokracie pr�v� obdr�ela stra�livou r�nu. 164 00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:20,791 Dostalo se mi zesm�n�n� a j� chci spravedlnost. 165 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,050 Kyle Broflovski v�dom� a dobrovoln� podepsal smlouvu 166 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:29,998 a dote� neprojevil ��dnou snahu ani ��dn� �mysl l�zat moje koule. 167 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:34,569 Poskytl jsem mu dostatek �asu na spln�n� sv�ch z�vazk� a on odm�tl. 168 00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:37,540 Stoj�m p�ed v�mi se such�mi koulemi, va�e ctihodnosti. 169 00:13:37,647 --> 00:13:41,516 P�ivedl jsem sv�dky, shrom�dil sv�dectv�, p�esto jsou m� koule such�. 170 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:43,909 Chci to, co mi pr�vem pat��. 171 00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:50,783 Pane Broflovski, souhlasil jste, �e vezmete do �st �ourek a varlata pana Cartmana? 172 00:13:52,428 --> 00:13:54,127 J�... 173 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:57,951 Je tohle v� podpis? 174 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:02,606 Ale... 175 00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:05,272 Ale jd�te. V�n�? 176 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,142 Chci ��ct, nem�te na pr�ci d�le�it�j�� v�ci? 177 00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:10,646 Z toho, co mi bylo �e�eno a p�edlo�eno, 178 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:14,718 nem� soud jinou mo�nost, ne� v�m na��dit, abyste vzal do pusy Cartman�v �ourek 179 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,276 a p�ej�d�l po n�m jazykem minim�ln� 30 sekund. 180 00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:19,620 Jo! 181 00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:23,331 M�te 24 hodin na to, abyste l�zal zmi�ovan� koule. 182 00:14:23,374 --> 00:14:28,366 Pokud tak neu�in�te, budeme v�s muset zav��t za pohrd�n� soudem. Dal��! 183 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,728 D�kuji, va�e ctihodnosti. 184 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:35,129 Tohle nen� v�t�zstv� pro m�, ale pro soudn� syst�m. A pro m� koule. 185 00:14:37,984 --> 00:14:40,902 To, co v�m �eknu, je p��sn� tajn�. 186 00:14:40,977 --> 00:14:45,829 P�ed dv�ma dny se muslim�t� terorist� zmocnili na�ich p�edstav. 187 00:14:45,936 --> 00:14:49,419 Popravd� netu��me, jak� bude jejich dal�� krok a jak je zastav�me. 188 00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:52,945 V takov�ch �asech hled� vl�da pomoc u Hollywoodu. 189 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:56,006 V�s tvo�iv� filma�e napadaj� v�ci, kter� n�s ne. 190 00:14:56,114 --> 00:14:59,647 Proto jsme si v�s sem pozvali, M. Night Shyamalane. 191 00:14:59,755 --> 00:15:03,303 �est� smysl, Znamen�, Vesnice, sam� chytr� filmy. 192 00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:08,407 Ale dok�ete pou��t sv�j mozek pln� n�pad� a zastavit teroristy? 193 00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:11,009 Co kdyby... 194 00:15:12,065 --> 00:15:17,371 Co kdyby se uk�zalo, �e to nejsou teroristi, ale vlkodlaci z budoucnosti? 195 00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:22,187 Ne, jsou to teroristi. Maj� spojen� s al-K�idou. 196 00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:27,153 Ale co kdy� vyjde najevo, �e al-K�idu terorizuj� mimozem��ani? 197 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:32,748 Ne, to nen� n�pad, ale d�jov� zvrat. My pot�ebujeme n�pady. 198 00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:35,733 Co v�echny nechat, aby si mysleli, �e n�s napadli teroristi, 199 00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:39,056 ale ve skute�nosti jsme u� v�ichni mrtv�. 200 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,190 Odve�te ho odsud. 201 00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:46,903 Pane Bayi, dok�ete vymyslet, jak vyzr�t nad t�mi teroristy? 202 00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,455 V���m, �e ano. 203 00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:53,427 Nejd��v ud�l�me obrovskou digit�ln� budovu a pak do n� naraz� meteor! 204 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,502 A v�echno za�ne vybuchovat! 205 00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:58,748 A motorky za�nou ho�et, jak p�eskakujou ty helikopt�ry! 206 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:02,681 Ne, pot�ebujeme n�pady, jak zastavit teroristy. 207 00:16:02,723 --> 00:16:06,461 Taha� s n�v�sem se vymkne kontrole a za�ne se zm�tat! 208 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:10,457 A pak cisterna pln� dynamitu! 209 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:14,164 To nejsou n�pady, ale speci�ln� efekty! 210 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:20,913 - Nech�pu rozd�l. - J� v�m, �e ne. Odve�te ho! 211 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:26,796 A proto�e jsme fanou�ci va�ich film�, mysleli jsme, �e byste n�m mohl pomoct. 212 00:16:26,871 --> 00:16:30,724 Moje bradavky, to bol�! To bol�, kdy� jima krout�m! 213 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:37,450 Asi nem�te ��dn� tv�r�� n�pady, jak bojovat s t�mi teroristy? 214 00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:41,710 A co tohle? M�te tu nahr�vku, co teroristi nato�ili, �e? 215 00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:44,962 Kdybyste prohl�dli pozad� t� nahr�vky, 216 00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:47,122 mo�n� najdete n�koho, kdo tam nepat��. 217 00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:50,975 N�koho, kdo nen� z ��e p�edstav. 218 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,394 Hej, to nen� �patnej n�pad. 219 00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:59,829 Jo. ��kejte si o Gibsonovi co chcete, ale ten parchant zn� strukturu p��b�hu. 220 00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:02,657 Vemte tu nahr�vku a prov��te v�echny v pozad�! 221 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,524 Jo! 222 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,940 V�echny smy�len� postavy byly identifikov�ny, pane. 223 00:17:09,048 --> 00:17:13,027 Hrab� �okula, Popelka, Snarf z Hromko�ek. Ale zde... 224 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:16,408 Nic z americk�ho folkl�ru nesed� na tohohle kluka. 225 00:17:16,515 --> 00:17:18,979 Zd� se, �e je to prost� n�jakej kluk. 226 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,597 Stane, Kyle, m��ete m� odtud dostat? 227 00:17:23,032 --> 00:17:26,524 Chci ud�lat digit�ln� sn�m�n� a zv�t�en� zdroje, okam�it�! 228 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:31,137 Jestli ten kluk nen� smy�lenej, chci v�d�t, kdo to je, odkud je a kdo jsou jeho p��tel�! 229 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,616 Rozkaz, pane! 230 00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:37,004 Kdopak jsi? 231 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:48,207 Pros�m v�s? Pane teroristo? 232 00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:54,699 J� nejsem vymy�lenej a rodi�e mi daj zaracha, kdy�... 233 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,966 Pardon, omlouv�m se! 234 00:17:58,616 --> 00:18:01,314 Nev�te, co to d�laj�? 235 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,744 D�laj� n�co Raketce. 236 00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:08,244 - Ne, nechte m� b�t! - To ned�v� smysl. 237 00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:12,482 - Co zam��l� s Raketkou? - Jedin� d�vod, pro� by... 238 00:18:12,688 --> 00:18:16,716 Panebo�e, cht�j� odp�lit Bari�ru! 239 00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:19,201 Co je Bari�ra? 240 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:25,480 Ze�, kter� odd�luje dobrou stranu ��e p�edstav od t� zl�! 241 00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:30,206 Ne, nem��ete odp�lit Bari�ru! Zbl�znili jste se? 242 00:18:30,996 --> 00:18:34,997 - Tohle nem��eme dopustit. - To bude konec ��e p�edstav! 243 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:40,144 - Jo, mus� je zastavit, chlap�e. - J�? Co m�m jako d�lat? 244 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:46,461 Nech�pe� to? Kdy� odp�l� tu ze�, v�echny ty nejd�siv�j�� p�edstavy 245 00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:49,409 vylezou ven a nadobro zaberou ��i p�edstav! 246 00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:51,885 Mus� n�co ud�lat! 247 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:03,628 D�kuji, �e jste p�i�li. Velk� okam�ik je skoro tu, jen co doraz� Kyle. 248 00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:06,208 Nep�ijde ti l�zat koule, vole. 249 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,643 Mus�. Na��dil mu to soud. 250 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,767 - Hej, je tady. - Uhn�te! Uhn�te! 251 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:16,503 - V�n� to mus� ud�lat? - A� u� to m�m za sebou! 252 00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:20,861 Poj� d�l, sedl�ku Kyle, a vzdej hold sult�nov�m koul�m. 253 00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:22,511 Krucin�l! 254 00:19:22,717 --> 00:19:26,069 Jo! Jo! 255 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:37,772 To jsou oni, pane. Stan Marsh a Kyle Broflovski. 256 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:41,296 Mus�te j�t s n�mi ohledn� v�ci n�rodn� bezpe�nosti. 257 00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:45,244 - Co jste za�? - Nem�me �as! Mus�te j�t s n�mi te� hned! 258 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,607 Hej, nech ho b�t! 259 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:49,354 Neubl��me tv�m kamar�d�m, jenom pot�ebujeme informaci. 260 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,376 Ne, mus� mi l�zat koule! 261 00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:59,725 Ne! 262 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:04,613 Ne! Ne! 263 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,994 St�t! Zadr�te na chv�li! 264 00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:13,754 M�li byste se nad t�mhle zamyslet. 265 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:20,581 Mysl�te si, �e �tok na na�e p�edstavy v�s n�kam dostane, ale bude tomu tak? 266 00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:27,085 Kdy� zni��te tu ze�, uvoln�te v�echny zl� ��sti na�ich p�edstav, 267 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:30,250 ale budete se opravdu c�tit l�pe? 268 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:35,440 Mo�n� u� je na�ase, abychom se v�ichni usm��ili. 269 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:38,203 All�h! 270 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:42,428 Je��i Kriste, ne! 271 00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:49,975 - To byl tv�j pl�n, jak je zastavit? - Jo, nen� nad srdceryvnou �e�? 272 00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,975 To je p��ovina! 273 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,413 U� p�ich�zej�. 274 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:10,684 POKRA�OV�N� P�͊T� 275 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:18,210 Je�t�, �e jsem t� vzal. Pro n�koho ve tv�m v�ku je nebezpe�n� stopovat. 276 00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:24,743 Kdy� �lov�k pozn� k�ivdu, u� se nestar� o nebezpe��. 277 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:29,561 - Jede� do Washingtonu za rodinou? - M�m nevy��zen� ��ty. 278 00:21:29,701 --> 00:21:34,323 V �ivot� t� u��, �e existuje spravedlnost, ale jedin� spravedlnost je ta, 279 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,871 kterou �lov�k vezme do vlastn�ch rukou. 280 00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:43,027 A na to pozor, Kyle. Ne� tohle skon��, bude� mi l�zat koule. 281 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:50,620 P�eklad: MND �asov�n�: ShadoW 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 25268

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