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Announcer:
Room 104 is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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(audience applauds, cheers)
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-(audience laughing)
-Damn.
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-God. Come on.
-(electronic toy beeping)
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Weatherman (on TV):
Increasing cloudiness tomorrow,
sticky and humid...
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-(turns off TV)
-Woman: Honey,
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-what are you doing?
-(electronic toy screeching)
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(whispering):
Nothing. You're dreaming.
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Harry, if I were dreaming,
you'd be Tom Cruise.
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-(audience laughs)
-(toy blooping)
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I'd like to see Maverick
maneuver this death trap.
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-(audience laughs)
-(sighs)
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-(toy clicking)
-Dad, turn it off!
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(whispering): Jules!
Don't wake your
brother and sister.
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-Me?
-(audience laughs)
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(whispering):
Everyone, back to sleep.
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Shh!
Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.
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-(grunts)
-(audience laughs)
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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(alarm beeping)
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-(audience laughs)
-(beeping)
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(theme song playing)
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♪ When times are tough,
tough get going ♪
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♪ But you never know which
way the wind is blowing ♪
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♪ In Room 104 ♪
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♪ When money's tight
and you're scrambling ♪
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♪ Everywhere you turn,
it's your family ♪
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♪ In Room 104 ♪
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♪ In these four walls,
you might wonder ♪
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♪ Why bother? ♪
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♪ When you are living
on top of each other ♪
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♪ Waitin', hopin' ♪
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♪ Wishin', mopin' ♪
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♪ Till the day ♪
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♪ We find a way ♪
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♪ When times are tough,
tough get going ♪
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♪ To Room 104 ♪
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(audience applauds, cheers)
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Jules:
Mom!
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-Mom!
-Jules, what?
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We are literally
in the same room.
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(scoffs) Yeah,
we're in the only room.
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(audience laughs)
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Jules, not today.
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Dad's hogging
the bathroom again.
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Mom, I need to finish
my diorama.
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Okay, well maybe your dad
can help you with that today.
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No, I don't want Dad's help.
He always ruins things.
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Oh, honey--
Oh, Will!
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Maddie! Who left
this thing out again?
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(toy beeping)
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(audience laughs)
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You guys, this doesn't work
unless we all chip in.
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(laughs)
This doesn't work
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because there's five people
living in one hotel room.
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I said not today.
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(sighs)
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(knocking)
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Harry?
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-(audience laughs)
-Harry!
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-Harry!
-Wha-wha-what?
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Jules needs to use
the bathroom.
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-That's what
I'm doing, using it.
-(audience laughs)
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-Jules: Dad,
I need some privacy!
-Hmm?
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-(audience laughs)
-(sighs)
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(sitcom music playing)
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Oh, what's going on
in here, huh?
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(chuckles)
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Oh, Will, Maddie,
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stop playing with
your food and eat your...
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-breakfast.
-(kids giggling)
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(audience laughs)
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(laughing)
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Okay.
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A special meal
for a special day.
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-Hmm?
-(sniffs)
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You made the same
thing yesterday.
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(sighs)
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And I loved it. Oof.
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(audience laughs)
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Oh, Harry,
did you remember
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to call Charlie
to fix the fridge?
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You know what?
Harry! (huffs)
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-Electronic Toy:
Bop it! Bop it!
-(groans)
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Bop it! Bop it!
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Honey?
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(knocking)
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Honey?
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Everything okay?
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-(audience laughs)
-(knocking)
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Out.
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(audience laughs)
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-(audience laughs)
-(door slams)
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-(door locks)
-(sighs) Guys,
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I think today may be
your mom's birthday.
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(audience laughs)
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Jules, Will, Maddie,
family meeting.
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Round up, come on.
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So, it seems we all
forgot what today is.
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It's Mommy's birthday.
I made her a card.
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Oh.
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So, just me.
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(audience laughs)
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Look, guys, we got lots to do.
We have to work as a team
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and make this
a special day for Mommy.
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Dad, don't forget, I also have
to do my book report diorama.
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Okay, so we need to make
today special for Mommy
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and also help Maddie
with her diorama.
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-(audience laughs)
-Can we decorate?
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Excellent idea, Will.
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I think there's some
decorations under the bed.
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(sighs) I think there might be
a few things under there.
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Actually, I think
they might be up here.
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-(thuds)
-(audience laughs)
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Daddy? Are you dead?
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(audience laughs)
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Daddy?
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-(snapping)
-Dad!
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Daddy's not dead!
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What's going on?
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-It's Mommy's birthday!
-And you're not dead.
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Who? What?
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-What...?
-Yeah, are you okay?
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What's going on?
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-Will: It's Mommy's birthday.
-Maddie: And you're not dead.
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But you're gonna be
after she sees this.
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(sighs)
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-Dad?
-(snapping)
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Okay, so...
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Maddie should go start
her diorama, right?
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Oh, mm-hmm...
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And Will and I can start
figuring out a cake.
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And you can...
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start blowing up balloons.
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(blowing)
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Dad, how are we supposed
to make a cake without an oven?
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How about
a pancakes cake?
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A cake made
out of pancakes?
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Dad, tell Will
that's lame.
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Guys, I gotta say,
I'm not entirely sure
what's going on.
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Dad, how are we supposed
to make a cake without an oven?
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Wait. Didn't you
just ask me that?
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And wasn't I just
blowing up a blue balloon?
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Wha...?
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How about
a pancakes cake?
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A cake made out
of pancakes?
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Dad, tell Will that's lame.
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All right, seriously, guys.
What's going on?
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-I have no idea.
-You usually don't.
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(audience laughing)
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What was that?
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Did you hear that?
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And before,
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it's like I knew everything
you were gonna say.
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Yeah, Dad.
Life's predictable.
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-(audience laughs)
-Aah! You heard that?
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-Linda: Harry?
-And that?
You can't hear that?
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I heard that, Daddy.
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Yeah, it's Mom.
Remember,
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we're trying to keep her
in the bathroom for
the birthday surprise?
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-(sighs)
-You're silly, Daddy.
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(audience laughs)
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Aah!
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Oh good. You must be the mom.
Maybe you can help me.
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What's going on out there?
I heard screaming.
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(sighs)
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Did you stick your hand
in the toaster again?
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(audience laughs)
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No!
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I-I have no idea what's going
on out there with those kids.
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-That's parenthood.
-(audience laughs)
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You're part of this,
aren't you?
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You're just like them!
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Wait. You guys are
all working together?
Is that what it is?
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And, and why all the laughing?
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-I'm not laughing.
-(audience laughs)
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(sighs)
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I think
I'm just going crazy.
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I...
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Hmm.
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"Harry enters the bathroom
to find Linda in the empty tub
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"with the earmuffs, coffee,
and a stack of magazines
and newspapers.
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"She's reading a magazine.
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"He sits down with a plan to get
her to stay in the bathroom.
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-Harry, what's going on?"
-Linda: What's going
on out there?
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I heard screaming.
(sighs)
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-Did you--
-Stick my hand
in the toaster?
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No. Why would
somebody do that?
What am I, an idiot?
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-I'm not an idiot.
-(audience laughs)
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All right, clearly you
can't help me out here.
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Don't forget to help
Maddie with her diorama.
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(sitcom music playing)
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-Hello, Harry!
-(audience cheers, applauds)
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Wait,
now who are you?
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(laughs) Never gets old,
Mr. Turner.
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(audience laughs)
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Jules:
Um, Maddie, I think that's
probably too much superglue.
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-Maddie: How else is
it all gonna stay put?
-(mouthing)
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Okay, okay.
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Enough is enough.
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What is this,
like some kind of sitcom?
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I mean, you guys are literally
doing everything this says.
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Look, it says next is Harry.
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Oh wait, I'm supposed
to be Harry, right?
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Okay, what does Harry say?
Harry says...
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"Can it be fixed?"
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Well, I guess that depends
on what the issue is.
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-That.
-(audience laughs)
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Unbelievable. (scoffs)
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It even said that was
gonna happen. Okay.
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Is nothing real in here?
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Wait, I mean, are
you guys even my kids?
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I'd love a second opinion.
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(audience laughing)
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Okay, if I'm not
really your dad,
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and-and nothing is
real here, then...
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I mean...
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Who am I really?
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That's between you
and your therapist.
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-(audience laughs)
-No!
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You know, I actually
don't find any of this funny.
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And you're all
kind of freaking me out.
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All right, I'm sorry, guys.
You're gonna have to continue
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with whatever this is
without me.
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(door rattling)
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Wait, why isn't
the door opening?
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Charlie:
I think I know
what the problem is.
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(audience laughs)
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What? No, the door!
Why isn't the door opening?
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That's another thing
Charlie tried to fix.
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(audience laughs)
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-What about superglue?
-What?
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For the fridge door.
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-How much you got?
-(audience laughs)
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Enough with
the laughter already!
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Guys, forget the fridge door!
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-(door rattling)
-I-I can't get out
this actual door!
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Sorry, Dad.
Guess you're stuck with us.
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-(audience laughs)
-No, no, no, no, no.
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This can't be real!
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(grunting)
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(sighs) I can't
seriously be stuck here.
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-That's how family works.
-(audience laughs)
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What is with
the laughing voices?
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How's any of this
(bleep) funny?
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What the (bleep)?
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I'm stuck here and I can't
even (bleep) swear?
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Harry, what is all
of this commotion?
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Surprise!
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00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,984
-(audience laughs)
-What is going on here?
252
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,109
You tell me!
I can't leave, I can't swear.
253
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,859
I'm losing my (bleep) mind!
254
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,609
Sorry, Mom.
255
00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:28,651
We tried to make things
special for your birthday.
256
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,818
Yeah. Me, too, Mrs. T.
257
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:32,401
(audience laughs)
258
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,067
Will: We didn't mean
to make a mess, Mommy.
259
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,609
Daddy especially
tried really hard.
260
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,693
-Harry: Guys, guys, guys.
Come on, really.
-Aw.
261
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,567
-Audience: Aw!
-Someone help me, please.
262
00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:44,651
Oh, Harry.
263
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:46,067
I gotta say,
264
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,818
I really thought you forgot.
265
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:50,943
I did! I did!
I really, really did!
266
00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:52,401
I don't remember any of this!
267
00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:54,567
I can't open
the God (bleep) door!
268
00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:58,275
Okay, maybe we watch our
language in front of the kids.
269
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,442
(bleep) you!
You're probably
not even my real wife!
270
00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:04,526
-Well, we can certainly
make that happen.
-(audience laughs)
271
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,818
I said no more laughing!
272
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:10,234
-(gasps)
-Charlie:
Hey, pobody's nerfect!
273
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,442
(audience laughs)
274
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,526
(grunts)
275
00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,234
(door rattling)
276
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,192
How come he gets to leave?
277
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,859
Uh, 'cause
he doesn't live here?
278
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,526
Yeah, we can barely all fit.
279
00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:25,109
-(audience laughs)
-This is bull (bleep).
God (bleep).
280
00:14:27,526 --> 00:14:30,818
(bleep)
Not even a God (bleep)
window is real!
281
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,776
Nothing is real here!
You guys,
282
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:37,567
the door, the voices,
everything's just made-up!
283
00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:39,401
It's all just scripted!
284
00:14:42,609 --> 00:14:45,150
Wait... Wait.
285
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,567
(muttering):
What'd I do with it?
286
00:14:48,651 --> 00:14:50,067
Where is it?
287
00:14:50,818 --> 00:14:52,609
Where is it?
288
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:53,734
Dad, my diorama!
289
00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,984
Honey, what are
you even looking for?
290
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,484
The script.
Where's the script?
291
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,901
-I threw the script
somewhere. Where is it?
-I don't...
292
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,109
Ah! (sighs)
293
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,526
Daddy? What's that?
294
00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,943
Well, apparently,
this is our script.
295
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:10,317
Okay? And you guys seem
to kind of stick to it.
296
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:12,192
Okay, so here's
what I'm thinking.
297
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:14,275
Okay, this door has
to open up sometime, right?
298
00:15:14,359 --> 00:15:15,901
I mean, there's gotta
be a way out of here.
299
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,609
(flipping pages)
300
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,734
Right. Right here, page 23.
301
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,317
"Mrs. Laroquette,
our bosomy neighbor,
302
00:15:21,401 --> 00:15:23,734
comes over to borrow
the hair dryer."
303
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:26,234
Can we call her over now
and I'll answer the door?
304
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:27,984
Oh yeah, you'd love that,
wouldn't you?
305
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,150
-(audience laughs)
-Harry: Okay,
let's try something else.
306
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,484
Okay, it says here that
I'm only 38 years old.
307
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,275
-Yeah.
-We both know that's
not true, right?
308
00:15:35,359 --> 00:15:37,275
-What?
-(audience laughs)
309
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:40,067
Okay, and we moved
here to the motel
310
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,859
while our house
is being repaired,
311
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:43,234
-right? Okay?
-Mm-hmm.
312
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,067
Geez, how long does
it take to fix a house?
313
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:47,693
-(sighs)
Wouldn't I love to know.
-(audience laughs)
314
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:52,526
(sighs) Bring-bring!
315
00:15:53,192 --> 00:15:55,359
Bring-bring!
Oh, I'll get it!
316
00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:57,693
Hello?
317
00:15:57,776 --> 00:15:59,484
Oh, hello, contractor man!
318
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,693
What's that you say?
Our house is done?
319
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,943
Wha...! After all these years,
320
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,442
we can go home and get
away from this motel room?
321
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:09,984
I'm so excited, thank you!
And goodbye!
322
00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,359
(chuckles)
323
00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:14,484
Excuse me.
324
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:17,234
(audience laughs)
325
00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:20,776
-Daddy, you're silly.
-(Harry sighs)
326
00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:23,401
Nice try, Harry.
327
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,025
Are you guys ever gonna
take me seriously?
328
00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:28,859
-Hmm?
-I mean, according
to this script, you never do.
329
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:32,859
This whole episode is about
me forgetting your birthday,
330
00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:34,943
and then messing things up
and being a klutz.
331
00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:37,401
-Sounds about right.
-(audience laughs)
332
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:40,234
Guys, I could really
use your help.
333
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,943
Now, okay, let's see.
334
00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:46,067
All right, we did the Linda
with earmuffs in the bathtub.
335
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,818
We did the fridge stuff,
the fridge door,
that didn't work.
336
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:50,567
We did that.
337
00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:52,984
What? They say-- Oh.
338
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,150
"Harry does what he always
does when he's confused.
339
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:56,984
Calls a family meeting."
340
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,526
-Let's do that.
Call a family meeting.
-Again?
341
00:16:59,609 --> 00:17:01,484
-Family meeting! Come on!
-But, honey,
342
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,109
this place is a mess.
Where would we even sit?
343
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:05,984
-To the bathroom, everyone.
-(sitcom music playing)
344
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,359
Come on, come on.
Let's do this together
as a team.
345
00:17:08,442 --> 00:17:10,609
-Okay.
-Come on, come on.
346
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,901
(sitcom music playing)
347
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:17,192
This reminds of the time
348
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:19,484
Dad accidentally
rented a two-door car.
349
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,109
(audience laughs)
350
00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:22,484
At least that had trunk space.
351
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,901
-(audience laughs)
-Okay, okay, all right.
352
00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:26,317
Everyone stop making jokes.
353
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,442
This is a very serious
family meeting.
354
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,025
Like the time
you were serious
355
00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:32,192
about taking up
pole vaulting?
356
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,984
-(audience laughs)
-What? No!
357
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,359
That doesn't even make sense!
358
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:37,567
Remember when Dad
seriously thought
359
00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:39,943
-he could be
a JCPenney model?
-Ugh, God.
360
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,567
-(audience laughs)
-What?
361
00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,234
I've been trying to forget.
362
00:17:43,317 --> 00:17:45,401
-(audience laughs)
-Stop! Please stop!
363
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,109
I thought you guys
could help me,
364
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,109
but if you wanna keep making
fun of me, then go ahead.
365
00:17:50,192 --> 00:17:53,818
But we're gonna be stuck here
for who knows how long,
366
00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:56,651
and I need to get
the (bleep)--
367
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:01,442
I need to get out of here.
368
00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:03,776
Why?
369
00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:05,859
Because I don't belong here.
370
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:08,567
-That makes two of us.
-(audience laughs)
371
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:11,818
Harry, what is really going on?
372
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,401
This is not me.
This is not who I am.
373
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,025
(Harry sighs)
374
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,317
Who are you?
375
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,526
I honestly don't know who I am.
376
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,067
I get that.
377
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,025
Yeah, I think...
378
00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:41,484
we all get that way sometimes.
379
00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:45,859
I have no idea who I am,
but I wanna find out.
380
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,025
And I'm positive
this isn't it.
381
00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,526
But I need to go home.
382
00:18:58,734 --> 00:18:59,859
(sighs)
383
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:06,901
Linda:
Harry, look.
384
00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,484
We don't wanna
hold you back.
385
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,275
So, if you need to leave,
386
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,859
then you should leave.
387
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,943
And we'll support you.
388
00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:24,025
Yeah, Dad.
389
00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:26,901
Maddie and Will:
Yeah, we support you.
390
00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:29,734
You guys really mean that?
391
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:32,234
Yes. Yes, come here.
392
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,275
Come here.
393
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,150
Wow. Okay.
394
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:39,234
-Thank you, guys. (sniffles)
-Yeah. Okay.
395
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:42,609
Well...
396
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,693
I guess then
this is goodbye.
397
00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:46,567
(sighs) Yeah.
398
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,109
Yeah.
399
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:50,693
It was nice meeting you all.
400
00:20:04,609 --> 00:20:06,442
Whoa!
401
00:20:06,526 --> 00:20:09,609
(audience laughing)
402
00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:16,067
(electronic toy blooping)
403
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,901
(audience laughing)
404
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,025
(electronic toy screeches)
405
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:31,234
(panting)
406
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,442
(Maddie giggles)
407
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,943
All:
Oh, Harry!
408
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:39,192
Audience: Aw!
409
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:41,734
(audience applauding)
410
00:20:41,818 --> 00:20:46,442
(theme song playing)
411
00:20:54,442 --> 00:20:58,484
(audience laughing)
412
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:14,984
(audience laughter continuing)
413
00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:30,025
(audience applauding, cheering)
414
00:21:40,651 --> 00:21:44,484
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