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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,972 What did the doctor say? How's she? 2 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:03,735 Look at this haircut! My hair's messed up. 3 00:02:04,019 --> 00:02:07,898 See? He left it too long. 4 00:02:08,386 --> 00:02:12,953 I'm forced to go back there and have it cut again. He's hopeless! 5 00:02:12,983 --> 00:02:17,894 That barber can only shampoo. 6 00:02:17,924 --> 00:02:21,075 He can make your hair fluffy and all, but he can't cut it! 7 00:02:21,326 --> 00:02:23,604 I don't know who put the scissors in his hand! 8 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,873 What an idiot! 9 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,308 To ruin someone like that, in the bloom of youth! 10 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:34,633 Such a wonderful girl. She set that idiot on a pedestal! 11 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:37,478 He came to the house: "Nice to meet you, I'm Alfredo"... 12 00:02:37,798 --> 00:02:42,910 She stayed with him six years! Six years aren't six months. 13 00:02:43,361 --> 00:02:48,071 Then, disappeared! And now she's a wreck, the poor thing! 14 00:02:48,506 --> 00:02:51,157 Listen, but what did the doctor say? How's she? 15 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:55,075 I don't know. The usual. 16 00:02:55,534 --> 00:03:00,528 When the doctor saw me, he asked: "Are you her boyfriend?" 17 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:05,410 I said: "No, her boyfriend's an idiot! An imbecile!" 18 00:03:06,411 --> 00:03:08,402 "I'm her brother" 19 00:03:08,712 --> 00:03:10,964 Then the doctor said: "If you see her boyfriend..." 20 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:17,247 "...tell him this girl should have some fun, she needs to be relieved... 21 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,384 "...relieved." 22 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,443 ...Relieved. 23 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:26,155 But of course she needs to be relieved! He left her three years ago! 24 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:30,418 She hasn't... for three years... I told the doctor: "Maybe you could relieve her!" 25 00:03:30,801 --> 00:03:36,472 I can't do it for I'm her brother. 26 00:03:36,941 --> 00:03:40,481 Her boyfriend left her three years ago. 27 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,327 She doesn't go out anymore and doesn't want to see anybody. 28 00:03:43,649 --> 00:03:46,941 Sometimes I tell her: "Meet some of my friends"... 29 00:03:47,301 --> 00:03:52,679 "Would you like to meet some of my friends? Just to be relie..." 30 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:56,521 "If you want to meet some of my friends..." 31 00:03:57,031 --> 00:04:00,501 - Mario, would you marry my sister? - Well... 32 00:04:00,796 --> 00:04:06,792 Then be honest and say "You make me sick: you, your sister and your relatives!" 33 00:04:07,197 --> 00:04:09,631 So I won't ask you anymore! 34 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,995 It's impossible to speak with you. 35 00:04:13,346 --> 00:04:18,986 When we talk about school, cars or other things you're adorable. 36 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:24,130 When we talk about Gabriellina, you change from here to here! 37 00:04:24,683 --> 00:04:27,800 - You become another person! - Alright. Thanks anyways. 38 00:04:28,156 --> 00:04:34,116 Enough with that. Bye. 39 00:04:34,598 --> 00:04:39,553 With all the men in the world, you want me to relieve your sister? 40 00:04:39,995 --> 00:04:44,479 No, I'll do it. Don't worry. You're right. 41 00:04:51,296 --> 00:04:54,096 It's not as if I'm trying to sell you cherries! 42 00:05:06,141 --> 00:05:10,817 - However, my sister... - Not again! You got out of the car for that! 43 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:13,695 I can't even talk to myself about my sister? 44 00:05:14,017 --> 00:05:15,578 You were talking to me! 45 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:19,320 No, I wasn't! I was thinking of my sister and said my thoughts out loud. 46 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:22,047 I got here, you followed me and talked about your sister! 47 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:25,220 I only asked if you wanted to marry her. 48 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:28,840 You don't understand. We're friends, that's embarrassing! 49 00:05:29,192 --> 00:05:32,502 Alright, end of transmissions! 50 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:36,783 The train's passing by, I'm going. You're playing the victim. 51 00:05:38,345 --> 00:05:40,593 I can't even talk about my sister... 52 00:05:40,822 --> 00:05:42,494 The end. 53 00:05:44,252 --> 00:05:45,924 That's it! 54 00:05:59,982 --> 00:06:04,976 If the bar doesn't go up it means another train's coming. Don't sound the horn. 55 00:06:07,136 --> 00:06:08,818 I see that. 56 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,510 Hey! Crossing keeper! 57 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:19,878 - How many trains pass by daily? - How many? Many. 58 00:06:23,786 --> 00:06:29,504 - Hey! Crossing keeper! How many "many"? - Five, six, seven... more! 59 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:31,385 They're shunting. 60 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:35,738 - They're shunting! - What's that? 61 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:40,449 I don't know. They hired an idiot for a public service! 62 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,833 How do I know what 'shunting' means? 63 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:48,701 - You want to know what 'shunting' means? - No I don't! Calm down. 64 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,212 It couldn't get worse! 65 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:55,557 - What are we going to do? - We'll wait for all the trains to pass by. 66 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:59,552 We can't trespass. But maybe... 67 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:04,129 we could take that path and see if it takes us to the other side. 68 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:07,087 - You know it? - That path there... 69 00:07:07,415 --> 00:07:09,099 - You know it? - That path! 70 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:15,076 - I know, but have you ever taken it? - First of all calm down. 71 00:07:15,547 --> 00:07:18,571 I'm not the keeper, okay? 72 00:07:18,924 --> 00:07:24,282 What I'm saying is, perhaps that path could take us beyond the level crossing. 73 00:07:24,739 --> 00:07:27,027 But you've never taken it... I'll go all the same. 74 00:07:27,341 --> 00:07:31,382 No! You might as well wait for all the trains to pass by. 75 00:07:31,776 --> 00:07:36,671 - I'll take the path. If you know it... - I don't know it. We can only try. 76 00:07:57,997 --> 00:08:01,706 - Could it be that way? - Wait. 77 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:04,943 - What does the sign say? - "Legnano". 78 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:07,985 - Go straight ahead. - I'll go straight ahead. 79 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:10,780 - Go straight ahead! - Yes. Straight ahead. 80 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,566 - What the heck? - Straight ahead, I said. 81 00:08:31,025 --> 00:08:33,598 Straight ahead my arse, the car stopped! 82 00:08:46,316 --> 00:08:48,989 Do you think that water's drinkable? 83 00:08:49,955 --> 00:08:51,093 I don't know. 84 00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:53,630 Maybe it's for the sheep. (Tuscan: Pellepècore) 85 00:08:53,925 --> 00:08:56,987 - "Perepè"? - For the sheep! 86 00:08:58,699 --> 00:09:00,586 You sounded like a trumpet, "perepè". 87 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:04,975 No, I said "FOR THE sheep"! (Ital: "PER LE pecore") 88 00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:08,548 My Lord, what a day! 89 00:09:08,906 --> 00:09:12,182 - It's raining so hard! - My God! 90 00:09:12,546 --> 00:09:16,946 And then you don't realise... Let me tell you something, since now you're calm. 91 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:21,856 You know I like you, but you don't realise 92 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:26,402 how unpleasant you become when you're upset. 93 00:09:26,801 --> 00:09:30,964 Moreover, it affects your job as a teacher. 94 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:35,733 I know because I see you kick out the pupils... 95 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:41,667 and then they come to me and say: "The teacher's got problems at home, 96 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:44,322 "and then he gets angry with us. But why?" 97 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:49,229 I know, it's a bad period. Apart from my sister... 98 00:09:49,653 --> 00:09:53,726 - I know. - I also have personal problems. 99 00:09:54,129 --> 00:09:57,565 But I understand you. I'm not telling you off. 100 00:09:57,936 --> 00:10:03,010 Tell me something. Who told you that? Giachetti? 101 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:07,712 What, that you're upset at work? No. ...I can't remember. 102 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,376 - Was it that idiot of Giachetti? - No, it wasn't Giachetti! 103 00:10:10,696 --> 00:10:14,395 - I'm going to fail him. - But it wasn't him! 104 00:10:14,773 --> 00:10:20,234 I won't fail him for that, I made up my mind at the beginning of the school year. 105 00:10:20,694 --> 00:10:23,200 I have an instinct for certain things. 106 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:27,649 Had it been Giachetti, I would have told you! 107 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,877 - It wasn't him. - Alright then. 108 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,862 You kick them all out, even De Luca. 109 00:10:32,151 --> 00:10:36,144 I had to tell him: "Even the grown-ups make mistakes". 110 00:10:36,447 --> 00:10:41,043 Don't play the philosopher with the children. Just do your job, 111 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:45,681 there's no need for a philosophical caretaker! "The grown-ups make mistake"... 112 00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:48,324 So, what shall we do? 113 00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:51,737 I told you before, let's go and check on that light. 114 00:10:52,078 --> 00:10:53,476 I saw it too. 115 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:56,110 - Let's go there. - Maybe it's a hotel. 116 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,266 - "Inn..." - Come on, it's raining! 117 00:11:02,591 --> 00:11:04,822 - Wait! - What should I wait for? It's raining! 118 00:11:05,126 --> 00:11:07,877 Let's see if they have a phone. Knock. 119 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:12,017 - Knock, I said! - I'm knocking! 120 00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:19,110 Good evening. Our car stopped nearby. 121 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:23,495 We're all wet with rain. We came here running. 122 00:11:23,789 --> 00:11:29,019 Do you have a phone? We have to make a call because the car... 123 00:11:29,452 --> 00:11:33,193 - We're all wet with rain. - Telephone! 124 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,617 You think we could stay for the night? 125 00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:37,476 To sleep? Upstairs. 126 00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:40,832 - Shall we? - She said yes, hurry up! 127 00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,378 - Upstairs? - Upstairs. 128 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:48,148 Damn you! "Go straight ahead", he said! Go upstairs! 129 00:11:48,503 --> 00:11:51,560 - Hey! - Don't you dare say "hey", now! 130 00:11:51,903 --> 00:11:54,895 - Go upstairs! - Upstairs where? I don't know! 131 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,166 - Upstairs where? - Upstairs. 132 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,731 We're so wet we won't be able to sleep. 133 00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:05,562 - Thanks. Go upstairs! - I can't see anything. Sorry... 134 00:12:05,944 --> 00:12:08,343 - The lights are off. - Where's the switch? 135 00:12:11,324 --> 00:12:14,619 - The power switch! - Quiet. The lights? 136 00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:18,598 - The lights? The candles are upstairs. - Is everything upstairs? 137 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:25,151 - So the light's off? - Go! Good night! 138 00:12:25,564 --> 00:12:27,130 Good night. 139 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,535 Hurry up, you're as slow as a 90 year-old man! 140 00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:43,021 - I can't see anything. - Then I'll go first. 141 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,563 - You want to go first? - Yes! 142 00:12:46,712 --> 00:12:50,102 - Ha! You stumbled! - Of course, there's a step. 143 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:53,431 What are you doing? Slow down. 144 00:12:57,306 --> 00:12:59,695 Mario! A man's sleeping there! 145 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:03,648 Leave him alone. Who knows how many others are in here... 146 00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:07,213 - She sends everyone upstairs! - Let's place ourselves there. 147 00:13:07,693 --> 00:13:12,687 - There's a piece of wood. - The beds are here. 148 00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:21,487 I'm dead tired. 149 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,112 I'll sleep all dressed. It's full of bugs here. 150 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,537 - What? - What is it? 151 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,803 - Which bugs? - Where? 152 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,779 You said it's full of bugs! They make me sick, don't make fun of me. 153 00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:42,810 These are old beds, they're usually full of bugs. 154 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,657 Then I'll sleep all dressed too. 155 00:13:45,984 --> 00:13:50,136 I prefer to catch the bronchitis. Bugs make me sick. 156 00:13:57,496 --> 00:14:01,171 - What was it? - That man's snoring. 157 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:06,070 He won't let us sleep, he'll stop if I do that. 158 00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:12,046 Mario. 159 00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:18,716 - Mario. - Won't you get some sleep? Aren't you tired? 160 00:14:19,144 --> 00:14:21,135 - Yes. - Then sleep! 161 00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:27,014 - Will you stop moving? - Why can't I move? 162 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,950 - Because I'm afraid of bugs. - Then I'll stay still. 163 00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:39,258 Can't you stay still? Do you have to move at all costs? 164 00:14:48,593 --> 00:14:51,391 Can't I change position? 165 00:15:00,854 --> 00:15:02,389 Do I have to sleep like this? 166 00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:07,563 - Find a position! - No, I'll sleep like this. 167 00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:10,855 - I want to see it! - I like this position! 168 00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:15,174 Find a comfortable position! One that makes you comfortable. 169 00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:17,419 I don't know what makes me comfortable. 170 00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:20,648 - Are you comfortable? - Yes. 171 00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:31,901 A. D. 1492 172 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,834 Hey! You're in my bed! 173 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,545 Of course, I moved. 174 00:15:56,082 --> 00:16:00,155 - He's pissing out of the window. - What? 175 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:04,522 Quiet! Indeed! 176 00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:07,988 Quiet. 177 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,115 Hey what's that? 178 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,953 It can't be real! Excuse me... 179 00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:33,216 He snored all night. 180 00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:35,214 - That's real blood. - Don't show me your hand. 181 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:45,229 - The friar! - We didn't do it! We were sleeping, 182 00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:52,721 then we saw him ...using the bathroom... 183 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:57,459 - then all of a sudden... PAH! - There's blood on his hands. 184 00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,455 What do you mean? You know I've touched him! 185 00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:03,608 - Why did you say that? - And then he kept snoring all night. 186 00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:06,574 - He kept snoring and... - My God! 187 00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:14,083 - Damn friars! Remigio! - He was in the bathroom and... 188 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:18,057 They've killed the last of my brothers! Damn them! 189 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:23,557 Remigio, you knew you shouldn't come to the inn! You knew that! 190 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,707 Damn people! 191 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,069 'Morning. 192 00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:36,068 Upstairs, someone was in the bathroom... 193 00:17:36,461 --> 00:17:39,878 and suddenly... TAH! Something hit his... 194 00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:43,826 and he's dead. But it's a joke, I think. 195 00:17:44,191 --> 00:17:47,430 Oops, it's late, we have to go. 196 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,399 We're... There's a dead man upstairs! 197 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:56,901 - But it's a joke... - A joke? I'm scared! 198 00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:01,118 - But where are we? - In Frittole. 199 00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:03,441 - Frittole? - Frittole! 200 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,276 Why are you dressed that way? 201 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,800 - And you? - We? 202 00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:13,179 - We're well dressed, not like you. - At least normally dressed... 203 00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:17,475 - Without... - Horses, dead men, swords, clothes... 204 00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:20,748 - But what year is it? - 1400. 205 00:18:21,024 --> 00:18:22,827 Almost 1500. 206 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:27,596 Sorry, we're late. Saverio! 207 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:35,351 - They're crazy! - Let's go back to the car! 208 00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:38,205 Come on, Mario! Hurry! 209 00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:44,719 Mario, there it is! Look! 210 00:18:46,348 --> 00:18:51,211 I told you we'd find it! How stupid to make fun of us like that! 211 00:18:51,627 --> 00:18:53,478 - Here's the fountain. - For the sheep! 212 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,409 - "Perepè!" - And there's the tree. 213 00:18:56,731 --> 00:19:00,833 - The tree was bigger, Saverio. - No, it was like that, I remember well. 214 00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:04,477 Then we're in 1400, Saverio! And the blood... 215 00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:08,177 - Don't show me your hand! - But I've touched him! 216 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,494 Don't be upset! 217 00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:12,864 - Mario! - Saverio! 218 00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:16,365 The plant was bigger. 219 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,512 - It was bigger! - Yes. 220 00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:22,595 It was twenty times bigger, not just twice as big. 221 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,001 Saverio! What's going on? 222 00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:28,544 - Saverio! - What. 223 00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:31,553 - Don't worry. - Saverio! 224 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,418 What? 225 00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:37,681 - Saverio... - I don't understand you! 226 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:41,426 - Saverio! - Alright, I know I'm Saverio. 227 00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:44,171 - Saverio! - Mario! 228 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:47,053 - Wait a moment. - Saverio! 229 00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:50,811 Follow me. Excuse me, excuse me... 230 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:54,438 Listen, we're lost. 231 00:19:54,787 --> 00:19:56,833 A big oak was there last night, 232 00:19:57,132 --> 00:20:01,444 but now it's small. He's my friend Mario, he's not well at all. 233 00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:03,915 - I am! - He's so and so... 234 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:09,777 So... now we're in Frittole! 235 00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:11,448 Frittole. 236 00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:17,059 Forget Frittole. I don't want to hear that name... 237 00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:21,936 Going out of this town called Frittole... going away from Frittole... 238 00:20:22,335 --> 00:20:27,069 one naturally arrives to another town, which is? 239 00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:29,342 Frittole? 240 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,215 - Hey! - Wait, Saverio! No... 241 00:20:31,419 --> 00:20:36,216 Forgive him. We'd like to know something. 242 00:20:36,629 --> 00:20:40,331 We're in Frittole. It's alright, we know that, but... 243 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:45,284 ...we aren't really in 1400, are we? 244 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,613 Yes, almost 1500! 245 00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:51,851 - But then it's true! - Hey! How far can you go with that joke? 246 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:56,417 Mario's not well, as I said before... 247 00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:59,240 ...and yet you keep joking! It's not for me, 248 00:20:59,553 --> 00:21:04,141 I can take a joke, but Mario's not well and he can't take it. 249 00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:08,133 And why are you dressed like that? Imbecile! 250 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,378 Mario! Mario! 251 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,916 Mario, come here. Look who's here! 252 00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:19,266 - How are you? Mario, don't be a fool. - Save'... 253 00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:21,787 - What have you said? - Saverio! 254 00:21:22,223 --> 00:21:24,966 - Mario, come on! - Saverio! 255 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,724 Mario, your Saverio's here. 256 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:32,011 - Then it's true! - Mario, don't show me your hand, 257 00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:37,998 you know I hate the sight of blood. Look who's here, your Saverio! Mario, cheer up! 258 00:21:38,449 --> 00:21:43,311 Mario, don't worry! Don't worry! 259 00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:56,859 Vitellozzo, don't make me say something I... But if it helps, he just died. 260 00:21:57,261 --> 00:22:00,333 He snored all night, he said nothing, 261 00:22:00,681 --> 00:22:02,714 then in the morning he woke up and died. 262 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:06,849 But what's their congregation? What were their clothes like? 263 00:22:07,221 --> 00:22:09,347 You keep asking again and again. I'd help you if I could. 264 00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:13,559 From the window I saw something black. 265 00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:16,770 Giuliano del Capecchio! 266 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:21,625 - Giuliano del Capecchio? - I don't know... 267 00:22:21,996 --> 00:22:26,467 As I said before, we were in 1900, the car broke... 268 00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:30,310 - Enough with that story! - Why shouldn't I tell it? 269 00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:33,107 You've told it 40 times already! 270 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,677 - Then let's stay here! - We'll stay here. 271 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:41,300 Vitellozzo, I know you're suffering... 272 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:46,276 We were in a field, our horse... broke... 273 00:22:47,022 --> 00:22:52,237 Vitellozzo, we got there, they killed him, and we felt very bad. 274 00:22:52,669 --> 00:22:55,064 But who goes around killing people, anyways? 275 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:58,927 I don't know. The sect of Andrea del Salomone 276 00:22:59,288 --> 00:23:01,982 - with Savonarola, I don't know... - Savonarola? 277 00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:04,682 They make such a mess! They come here, they burn everything... 278 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:09,911 They impose the dark hour, if you wear a colourful dress they'll burn you. 279 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:15,330 You can't look at the women. If you touch them, they'll chop your hand! 280 00:23:15,678 --> 00:23:20,672 They've ruined this town, and now they've killed my youngest brother! 281 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,420 Come on! 282 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,069 Wait. 283 00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:34,199 Pull. 284 00:23:51,675 --> 00:23:54,061 - Here. - Let's put him here. 285 00:23:57,390 --> 00:24:00,462 - Remigio! - Yes, mother, he's dead. 286 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:05,745 - Did he die like Ludovico? - No, Ludovico here. Like Filippo. 287 00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:07,707 - Here? - Yes, like Filippo I said! 288 00:24:07,901 --> 00:24:12,017 However I'll take care of it. We must reply to this. 289 00:24:12,823 --> 00:24:17,159 And you? How will you end up? Like Ludovico or like Remigio? 290 00:24:17,553 --> 00:24:22,382 Enough said! We must reply! And if I die, I'll die like dad! 291 00:24:23,543 --> 00:24:26,011 - Here? - Yes, like dad I said! 292 00:24:26,337 --> 00:24:30,489 Go to bed now. If they want me, they'll have to hit me in the back. 293 00:24:30,876 --> 00:24:32,508 We must reply to this. 294 00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:37,338 - She's my mother. - I told you... 295 00:24:37,891 --> 00:24:39,961 Let's go. 296 00:24:42,396 --> 00:24:44,591 Vitellozzo, we're going. 297 00:24:49,195 --> 00:24:52,837 Vitellozzo, we're going away. 298 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:58,764 Who knows what's going to happen... We're going separate ways. 299 00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:01,170 - Where shall we go? - Keep silent, I said. 300 00:25:01,464 --> 00:25:03,338 I have it all under control, don't interrupt me. 301 00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:05,539 - But... - Keep silent. 302 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:08,754 As I said, Vitellozzo, we're going away. 303 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:14,530 We don't know anyone, but the world will offer something to two men... 304 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:19,251 Vitellozzo, could we stay for the night? We'll leave in the morning. 305 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,802 What? 306 00:25:22,367 --> 00:25:25,643 Can we stay for the night? We'll leave in the morning. 307 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:29,305 Oh, sorry! It's been a bad day. 308 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:32,585 - See, I feel awful. - Don't worry. 309 00:25:32,919 --> 00:25:36,032 My dead brothers' room is empty. I'll take you there. 310 00:25:36,374 --> 00:25:37,493 Thanks. 311 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:44,687 No, upstairs is my mother's room. This way. Please... 312 00:25:48,368 --> 00:25:51,343 That's Filippo's bed, and that's Remigio's bed. 313 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:57,030 There are some clothes. Dress better, since you don't really look... 314 00:25:57,602 --> 00:26:00,992 - I like it, Vitellozzo! Good night! - Thank you. 315 00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:04,265 I'm glad you're staying. I'm all alone now. 316 00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:07,120 - Good night. - Good night. 317 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,087 - Come on. - Wait. 318 00:26:09,364 --> 00:26:10,412 For what? 319 00:26:11,651 --> 00:26:13,475 Leave it be! 320 00:26:13,953 --> 00:26:16,751 Mario, look at that bed! 321 00:26:20,007 --> 00:26:21,558 That's ancient stuff. 322 00:26:21,753 --> 00:26:24,347 Vitellozzo must be rich. 323 00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:32,362 Saverio, I thought of something... 324 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:36,092 - "How to go back to 1900". - How? 325 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,296 Maybe it won't work, but it's a nice idea: 326 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:44,917 We ARE in 1900! 327 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,108 It's just something psychological, we think we're in 1400... 328 00:26:49,491 --> 00:26:53,962 No! We're in 1900. We must pretend nothing's happened. 329 00:26:54,371 --> 00:26:56,839 Tomorrow morning I'll wake you: 330 00:26:57,166 --> 00:27:02,842 "Saverio?" And you'll behave normally, as if nothing happened. 331 00:27:03,293 --> 00:27:06,837 Is that clear? You'll tell me: 332 00:27:07,197 --> 00:27:10,456 "Mario, thanks. Now we'll drive to school..." 333 00:27:10,805 --> 00:27:14,400 "...I have to call my sister", so to speak. 334 00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:18,692 We'll get up, open the door... 1900! 335 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:23,383 - Alright. - But we have to sound convincing! 336 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:25,311 - Convincing. - Alright? 337 00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,426 - You have to sound convincing! - Convincing. 338 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:29,747 Tomorrow morning: TAH, TAH! 339 00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:32,010 Now let's sleep. 340 00:27:37,209 --> 00:27:39,848 Let's go to school by car! 341 00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:44,925 - So we're going? - Yes, I told you "let's go". 342 00:27:46,469 --> 00:27:48,707 Mamma mia d'o Carmine! (Neapolitan expression) 343 00:27:49,011 --> 00:27:52,087 - See? - See what? I knew it! 344 00:27:52,427 --> 00:27:55,230 When I woke you and said: "Saverio, shall we go then?", 345 00:27:55,478 --> 00:28:00,243 you were all like: "What?". You didn't understand, I had to nod! 346 00:28:00,656 --> 00:28:02,659 If you don't want to do it, don't do it! 347 00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:05,702 Alright, I'll sound convincing. Should we get there? 348 00:28:06,028 --> 00:28:08,029 - No sir, here'll be fine. - Go ahead. 349 00:28:09,243 --> 00:28:14,175 - Shall we go then? - Of course, let's go! 350 00:28:14,595 --> 00:28:21,698 This morning, with a flat tyre, and without the refrigerator... 351 00:28:22,132 --> 00:28:25,124 ...we're going to the bank by subway. 352 00:28:25,386 --> 00:28:28,378 If we don't get a shock, we can buzz. 353 00:28:28,639 --> 00:28:32,632 I'll phone you and we'll take the bus! Alright? Let's go. 354 00:28:32,935 --> 00:28:35,529 - Shall we go then? - Yes! 355 00:28:35,938 --> 00:28:38,747 - I told you. - I knew it! 356 00:28:39,076 --> 00:28:40,298 I was convincing! 357 00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:42,640 Did you? At first, you only mentioned the school 358 00:28:42,863 --> 00:28:46,768 then you spoke of tyres and interphones altogether! 359 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,156 - They must have noticed! - Who? 360 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:52,362 Whoever sent us here: time... God, I don't know! 361 00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:55,615 At first nothing, then everything altogether? 362 00:28:55,877 --> 00:28:59,855 - That's impudent! - Alright, go ahead. 363 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:03,124 - So... - Convincing! 364 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:06,260 - No! I'm leaving, do it yourself. - One last time! 365 00:29:06,596 --> 00:29:09,872 - Please! - No, I'll change clothes and go out. 366 00:29:10,225 --> 00:29:13,236 Wow, Mario! Look at these clothes! Come and see! 367 00:29:13,574 --> 00:29:18,779 I'll do it myself, and I hope to get back there and leave you here! 368 00:29:19,210 --> 00:29:22,091 Mamma mia d'o Carmine, how pleasing it would be! 369 00:29:22,423 --> 00:29:24,441 I'm trying again, I'll be convincing. 370 00:29:25,116 --> 00:29:26,390 So... 371 00:29:27,077 --> 00:29:30,592 Saverio, let's do it together! I can't do it by myself! 372 00:29:30,956 --> 00:29:33,677 Are you still there? Weren't you afraid of year 1400? 373 00:29:34,002 --> 00:29:35,828 - I'm going out. - Saverio! 374 00:30:01,197 --> 00:30:05,466 - Remember that you must die! - Excuse me? 375 00:30:05,743 --> 00:30:08,177 Remember that you must die! 376 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:13,687 - Alright. - Remember that you must die! 377 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:19,229 Sure, I'm going to write it down now. Don't worry. 378 00:30:19,591 --> 00:30:24,540 And so, what if someone wants to open a shop? 379 00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:27,060 They need a licence. 380 00:30:27,346 --> 00:30:29,149 - A licence? - A licence. 381 00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:32,828 - We need a licence too! - A licence. 382 00:30:33,523 --> 00:30:36,278 Then it's the same! A licence. 383 00:30:37,698 --> 00:30:39,607 - Whatever you want to do, you need... - A licence. 384 00:30:39,898 --> 00:30:44,624 For any job? If I want to be a hangman, for example, can I just do it or... 385 00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:48,467 - You need a licence! - It's clear now, dear Ugolone! 386 00:30:48,831 --> 00:30:52,460 Thank you very much. Do you want to see Mario now? 387 00:30:52,835 --> 00:30:55,189 I'm late. I'll do it tomorrow. 388 00:30:55,499 --> 00:30:57,337 - But Mario's nearby. - Is he a good fellow? 389 00:30:57,624 --> 00:31:00,223 - Very good. We're friends. And he's nearby. - No. 390 00:31:00,469 --> 00:31:02,908 - I've got the keys. - You're staying at Vitellozzo's? 391 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:05,643 - Yes, we're... - Relatives? 392 00:31:05,956 --> 00:31:08,807 - No, that'd be bad... We're friends. - Friends. 393 00:31:09,061 --> 00:31:13,815 ...He's good, I'm proposing Mario because he's already worked with a hangman. 394 00:31:14,227 --> 00:31:16,103 - He's experienced? - He used to work for a hangman, 395 00:31:16,392 --> 00:31:21,454 and he'll make a perfect hangman's helper. TAH, TAH! 396 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:24,379 He takes the head, and... I can introduce him at once! 397 00:31:24,695 --> 00:31:27,102 - He's a curly guy... - Tomorrow. I'm late. 398 00:31:27,413 --> 00:31:28,749 - I'll take offence! - It's late. 399 00:31:29,015 --> 00:31:30,821 - Ugolone! - It's late. 400 00:31:31,107 --> 00:31:33,369 - As you wish, then. - See you tomorrow. 401 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:38,182 We need the licence! We need the licence. 402 00:31:38,593 --> 00:31:43,462 He can only shampoo. When it comes to cutting... 403 00:31:44,057 --> 00:31:46,048 Mario! 404 00:31:46,351 --> 00:31:49,388 I've something to tell you. Outside... Oh, good morning! How are you? 405 00:31:50,105 --> 00:31:54,178 How am I? Bad. How are you? 406 00:31:54,568 --> 00:31:57,321 - My name's Saverio. - Saverio. 407 00:31:58,739 --> 00:32:03,181 - I'll leave you alone. - Thanks. 408 00:32:04,662 --> 00:32:07,166 - Bye, Mario. - Bye, Parisina. 409 00:32:07,482 --> 00:32:09,833 Bye... Her name's Parisina? Mario! 410 00:32:10,142 --> 00:32:13,329 Why did you leave me alone with her all day? 411 00:32:13,674 --> 00:32:16,104 Silly, you could have gone out with me! 412 00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:22,367 It's great outside! I met three or four amazing people! 413 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:26,342 Then, everything's the same as for us! To open a shop you need a licence. 414 00:32:26,725 --> 00:32:29,220 - Everything's the same! - I don't want to go out! 415 00:32:29,535 --> 00:32:32,598 I want to go back to 1900! You left me with her all day, 416 00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:35,382 she kept talking and talking... She scared me 417 00:32:35,695 --> 00:32:37,734 because she spoke about spears and all... 418 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:39,951 You should have gone out with me. Come on, make me happy, 419 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,160 get dressed! Five minutes only. Five minutes! 420 00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,093 I want to go back to 1900 for here I'm scared! 421 00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,637 Mario, don't be silly! 422 00:32:47,897 --> 00:32:51,590 Go out and see, and if you don't like it you won't go out anymore. 423 00:32:51,957 --> 00:32:55,194 You can't go back and say you've been in 1400 without seeing anything! 424 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:58,012 What should I say? "I saw spears here and here"? 425 00:32:58,336 --> 00:32:59,889 But that was pure chance! It's as if someone 426 00:33:00,164 --> 00:33:02,268 went to 1900, saw a car accident... 427 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,530 and thought everyone who went out got squashed! 428 00:33:04,823 --> 00:33:08,185 - Come with me! Five minutes! - I'm not going out. 429 00:33:08,537 --> 00:33:11,152 You think everybody gets killed here? Let's ask Vitellozzo. 430 00:33:11,484 --> 00:33:15,477 - Vitellozzo's had the whole family killed! - Let's ask him! Come with me! 431 00:33:15,864 --> 00:33:17,952 We'll ask him. If he says "yes", you won't go out. 432 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,534 - He can say what he wants... - Come with me. 433 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,298 - Are you stuck to that chair? - I won't go out in any case! 434 00:33:24,581 --> 00:33:29,018 Vitellozzo, he thinks they kill everyone who goes out. 435 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:37,266 Of course not! They only kill the ones they want to kill. Don't worry. 436 00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:44,125 See Mario? It's so nice... Mario! Mario! 437 00:33:44,584 --> 00:33:48,893 Mario, let's go! But why don't you... 438 00:33:49,286 --> 00:33:52,470 - You need to be pushed? - I don't want to go out. 439 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:57,018 What scares you? See? They're all so elegant... You should put on a jacket. 440 00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:01,150 You should put on jacket instead of a shirt. You'd look more elegant. 441 00:34:01,496 --> 00:34:03,934 What jacket? I'm also going to take off the hat. 442 00:34:04,249 --> 00:34:06,204 No, the hat's the only elegant thing you're wearing. 443 00:34:06,496 --> 00:34:08,809 I don't like it! I look like Pinocchio! 444 00:34:09,162 --> 00:34:12,097 - Don't take it off! - I don't like it! 445 00:34:12,431 --> 00:34:15,898 Alright then! It was the only elegant thing you had. 446 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:19,254 - I don't want to go out. - It's a bit late for that... 447 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:23,948 See? Nothing happened. No one's going to eat you. Don't be worried. 448 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,788 - Come closer. - But don't you touch me. 449 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,677 What are you doing with that hand? 450 00:34:29,965 --> 00:34:31,668 - Are you crazy? - Why are you walking like that? 451 00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:34,616 - Because I'm ashamed! - You don't have to be ashamed. 452 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:39,017 Act naturally. The less attention you draw, the more they... 453 00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:41,505 Here it comes! 454 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:46,863 Hold it! Men in transit! Calm down, it's just pee! 455 00:34:47,295 --> 00:34:49,381 - Just pee? - Don't be afraid. 456 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:52,389 But it caught my arm! 457 00:34:52,714 --> 00:34:56,271 - Should he throw it at me? - These villagers are disgusting! 458 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,631 First they don't wash themselves, and then they throw pee out of the window! 459 00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:05,205 - Do you want me to get an illness? - Illness can be cured, calm down. 460 00:35:05,648 --> 00:35:09,687 Cured, you said? Do you think we're in 1900? 461 00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:13,858 If you get an illness here, you know what happens? 462 00:35:14,241 --> 00:35:17,551 - What happens? - You die! 463 00:35:17,828 --> 00:35:20,217 - Sure, you die... - You die! 464 00:35:20,456 --> 00:35:23,426 Stupid! 465 00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:25,624 Saverio! 466 00:35:28,131 --> 00:35:31,282 - Now what? What? - But... 467 00:35:31,551 --> 00:35:34,782 It's just a horse chart! You're afraid of everything! 468 00:35:35,138 --> 00:35:39,848 - If I hadn't jumped, it would have hit me! - Oh, shut up! 469 00:35:40,185 --> 00:35:44,701 Enough! And don't walk with your hands there! You look like a sex maniac! 470 00:35:45,107 --> 00:35:49,419 - Are you crazy? Keep your hands off! - Alright, I'll stop it but you stop yelling. 471 00:35:49,737 --> 00:35:54,015 - You keep hitting me! - Speak softly, we'll make a bad impression. 472 00:35:54,325 --> 00:35:58,318 - I can do whatever I want! - I won't touch you anymore, porcelain guy! 473 00:35:58,622 --> 00:36:00,312 - Come here. - You could get broken! 474 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:03,505 And keep quiet. Keep quiet, speak softly. 475 00:36:03,838 --> 00:36:05,668 - If you want to speak, speak to me. - I want to go home. 476 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,031 That way! Don't just walk at random! 477 00:36:11,052 --> 00:36:13,805 - Excuse me! Good morning. - Good morning. 478 00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:18,256 - Stay there and be calm. There's no danger. - I'm calm. 479 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,718 Stay there... behind there. The farther, the better! 480 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:24,905 Excuse me, I'm looking for a gentleman. 481 00:36:25,232 --> 00:36:27,024 - Are you a local? - Yes. 482 00:36:27,309 --> 00:36:32,413 A gentleman dressed in black, old, bald... 483 00:36:34,994 --> 00:36:38,304 - Ugolone. - Ugolone, the hangman. 484 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:44,525 - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! - What's going on? 485 00:36:45,047 --> 00:36:48,881 - Saverio! - They're just people running... 486 00:36:53,139 --> 00:36:54,811 Saverio! 487 00:36:56,309 --> 00:36:59,107 Goddam it! It's the dark hour! 488 00:36:59,437 --> 00:37:02,713 Mario, come on, we must lock ourselves in the house. Come on! 489 00:37:04,319 --> 00:37:07,030 Come on, Mario! If we lock ourselves in the house, we'll be safe. Let's go! 490 00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:09,353 Come on, follow me! 491 00:37:09,656 --> 00:37:15,492 Vitellozzo's keeping the windows open! Mother, that's enough! 492 00:37:16,956 --> 00:37:20,187 - Dark hour my arse! - Let's go! 493 00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:25,537 Any objections? Vitellozzo's keeping the windows open! 494 00:37:31,855 --> 00:37:35,554 - No! - I want to keep the windows open! 495 00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:41,073 - Vitellozzo! - I'll keep them open! 496 00:37:41,357 --> 00:37:45,490 - Close the window! Please! - Shall we close it? 497 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:48,333 - Yes, please! - This one? 498 00:37:48,656 --> 00:37:52,292 - I'm begging you, close it! - Keep it open, I said! 499 00:37:52,657 --> 00:37:56,016 - He's right, let's open it. - We'll get into trouble! 500 00:37:56,373 --> 00:38:00,825 - Vitellozzo, we'd better close it. - Yes, it's better. 501 00:38:01,224 --> 00:38:05,889 - Alright then, do as you wish! - My God, what have you done? 502 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:09,710 We're going to pay for it. 503 00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:14,029 - You'll end up like Remigio. - Like dad I said! 504 00:38:14,383 --> 00:38:16,553 If I have to die, I'll die like dad! 505 00:38:16,937 --> 00:38:19,601 - Here? - Yes, like dad! 506 00:38:20,524 --> 00:38:25,279 Inventions? Come on, tell me. What should we invent? 507 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:27,750 We can invent anything, they've got nothing here. 508 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:31,576 - Name one thing. - The light bulb. They have no power here. 509 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,384 - And can you make light bulbs? - Why, you've never seen one? 510 00:38:34,622 --> 00:38:36,988 Of course I have, but at home it's easy, you just TAH! 511 00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:39,351 and the light's on, but can you make it? 512 00:38:39,648 --> 00:38:41,890 The switch is easy, you make the light bulb, then the wire, the plug, 513 00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:44,712 - beware of the shock, TAH TAH! - And you can make light bulbs? 514 00:38:45,028 --> 00:38:46,404 No, but we can ask any electricians. 515 00:38:46,677 --> 00:38:49,217 Sure, because there are electricians here! Imbecile, 516 00:38:49,534 --> 00:38:52,578 first invent the electrician and then the light bulb! 517 00:38:53,717 --> 00:38:59,140 If we really have to invent something they need badly here, that's the bathroom. 518 00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:03,254 - The bathroom! - That's easy, it's just a cup, 519 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:06,380 you can make it wooden if you have no porcelain. 520 00:39:06,707 --> 00:39:09,647 Then you pull the chain and it's done. 521 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,310 - That's easier. - However the flusher is a mystery. 522 00:39:12,622 --> 00:39:13,949 The water comes and goes. 523 00:39:14,443 --> 00:39:17,314 No mystery, it just uses a system of communicating vessels. 524 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:19,940 Also light bulbs use a system. 525 00:39:20,171 --> 00:39:23,163 But the flusher is easier, some water goes away and other water arrives. 526 00:39:23,425 --> 00:39:25,724 - Can you make it or not? - The flusher? 527 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:30,255 Not yet. But if I put some effort in it, I'll make it. 528 00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:33,590 We'll start with the toilet, then we'll throw water in it with a bucket. 529 00:39:33,925 --> 00:39:35,388 You want to keep throwing water in it? 530 00:39:35,659 --> 00:39:39,147 - Then it'll overflow. - You can make a hole, a ramification. 531 00:39:39,505 --> 00:39:40,918 And that would be the invention of the bathroom? 532 00:39:41,187 --> 00:39:43,037 Hey, that's the only thing I... I can't make anything, 533 00:39:43,324 --> 00:39:46,497 - if you can make something, invent it. - I'm ready. 534 00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:51,193 Remember, in the church the women must be stared at! 535 00:39:57,044 --> 00:40:00,832 - (IN LATIN) The Lord be with you. - And with your spirit. 536 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:04,291 Stand up! When everyone stands, you also stand. 537 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:09,122 Is it so difficult to learn? Look at the green one. 538 00:40:11,143 --> 00:40:14,675 - Has she looked at you? - No, but... 539 00:40:15,127 --> 00:40:18,564 Look! If you look at them, they'll look at you. On your left! 540 00:40:20,236 --> 00:40:23,433 - Stop it! - I can't even touch you now? Look. 541 00:40:23,781 --> 00:40:26,420 - You look. - Alright I'll look, 542 00:40:26,743 --> 00:40:28,793 but then if I go out with one of them don't say: 543 00:40:29,089 --> 00:40:31,996 "Ah, if I'd looked too!". Look what you want then. 544 00:40:33,917 --> 00:40:38,911 Sit down! When they get up, you get up. When they sit down, you sit down. 545 00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:42,165 Look. Look there. 546 00:40:42,802 --> 00:40:45,564 - Come on, look! - I don't want to look! 547 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:48,753 Quiet! Look what you want, then. 548 00:40:49,084 --> 00:40:52,204 You want to go out with Vitellozzo? Then look at Vitellozzo! Mario! Mario! 549 00:40:52,731 --> 00:40:55,977 That one, the one with the blue hat! She's looked you. 550 00:40:56,904 --> 00:40:59,349 - That one? - Don't point at her! 551 00:40:59,662 --> 00:41:02,303 - The one with the hat. - The one with the blue hat? 552 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:06,057 Yes. The one next to the green one, but not the green one, she's mine. 553 00:41:06,412 --> 00:41:08,505 The one with the blue hat. She's pretty. 554 00:41:08,996 --> 00:41:12,955 - She's looking ahead. - Don't make gestures! She looked at you. 555 00:41:13,501 --> 00:41:17,335 - Can he look at her? - She's the richest girl in town. 556 00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:20,990 She's the richest girl in town. Look, look! 557 00:41:31,521 --> 00:41:34,718 - She looked at me. - "She looked at me", what did I say? 558 00:41:35,483 --> 00:41:39,476 - Don't look at me, look at her. - You hurt me! 559 00:41:40,655 --> 00:41:44,170 Don't shout in the church, damn you! Why did I go to the church with you? 560 00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:47,637 - She's just a child. - It's alright here. 561 00:41:47,978 --> 00:41:51,726 - She's even older than 15. - See? She's even older than 15! 562 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:55,548 She's the perfect age here. Here girls grow fast. 563 00:41:55,904 --> 00:41:58,516 - What should I do now? - You should... 564 00:41:58,758 --> 00:42:02,158 - What should he do? - With your eyes, 565 00:42:02,512 --> 00:42:04,459 you have to make her understand you've understood. 566 00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:07,264 With your eyes you have to tell her you've understood. 567 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,813 - When she turns around? - Yes, look at her. 568 00:42:17,069 --> 00:42:19,663 Yes, I have understood. 569 00:42:21,699 --> 00:42:25,169 You said to tell her I'd understood! Now she won't turn around again. 570 00:42:25,453 --> 00:42:30,925 But you should do it as they do it here, you don't really understand anything. 571 00:42:31,293 --> 00:42:35,923 - Now he should get up? - Now you have to go out and wait for her. 572 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:40,250 Stay there, even if others should come. Don't go away. 573 00:42:40,553 --> 00:42:43,969 Don't go away. Get up, go out, 574 00:42:44,324 --> 00:42:47,509 then I'll come with the green one and we'll go out together. 575 00:42:53,859 --> 00:42:55,850 One's set! 576 00:42:56,070 --> 00:42:59,062 - (IN LATIN) The Lord be with you. - And with your spirit. 577 00:42:59,323 --> 00:43:03,714 In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 578 00:43:04,036 --> 00:43:06,448 The Mass is ended, go in peace. 579 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:34,136 Excuse me, Miss... 580 00:43:38,031 --> 00:43:44,186 Not even one look out of politeness? I looked at you all through Mass... 581 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:50,166 - Mario, go ahead! - There are too many people. 582 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,453 They're all uglier than you. Go ahead! 583 00:43:55,758 --> 00:44:00,514 Stop there guys! It's a matter of physical aspect, you know? 584 00:44:00,926 --> 00:44:03,224 Some are better looking than others, 585 00:44:03,531 --> 00:44:07,156 and you're really ugly-ish, sorry. It's not for me, it's for my friend, who... 586 00:44:07,438 --> 00:44:11,993 See you. Dear Serra, Fiorenzo... 587 00:44:12,396 --> 00:44:15,212 Hey, grandmother Abelarda! 588 00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:19,684 If it were so easy, I'd go out with Brigitte Bardot every night! 589 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,984 See you. 590 00:44:23,538 --> 00:44:24,937 See you. 591 00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:28,704 You live here? It's nice. 592 00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:34,433 Oh, you stopped? Thanks, because I wanted to tell you something. 593 00:44:34,759 --> 00:44:41,631 I don't want you to think I'm someone who takes liberties with women in public. 594 00:44:42,058 --> 00:44:47,451 God forbid! But when we were in the church, I thought you looked me, I thought 595 00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:51,808 - you turned around for a moment. - Yes, I looked at you. 596 00:44:52,111 --> 00:44:57,333 - Why is that? - Because in the church the other men... 597 00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:02,699 ...do nothing else but look, look, look, look, look... 598 00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:07,032 - while you never looked at me. - But in the end I did. 599 00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:10,327 Did you notice? I also said: "Yes, I have understood". 600 00:45:10,589 --> 00:45:14,357 Ask her if she has a friend. 601 00:45:14,727 --> 00:45:19,600 And then, the way you walk... 602 00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:21,614 ...the way you look... 603 00:45:21,809 --> 00:45:25,654 - ...your hair. Your... - Why, what's wrong with it? 604 00:45:26,027 --> 00:45:29,493 It's longer here and shorter there, isn't it? You can say it, 605 00:45:29,776 --> 00:45:33,974 it's my barber Carmine's fault. 606 00:45:34,281 --> 00:45:39,238 As for cutting hair, he's hopeless! 607 00:45:39,659 --> 00:45:44,588 I don't really know who's put the scissors in his hand! Hopeless... 608 00:45:45,007 --> 00:45:47,631 yet he keeps cutting hair. 609 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:53,202 He only knows how to shampoo. 610 00:45:53,638 --> 00:45:55,530 - What? - Shampoo... 611 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:58,555 You know, when you wash your hair... 612 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,647 ...you know, dry hair, oily hair, anti-dandruff shampoo... 613 00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:07,387 - Shampoo, to wash your head. - Water! 614 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:10,416 Water, yes. Yes, shampoo is water, 615 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:13,531 but with the bubbles. Never mind. 616 00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:19,277 - But you dress... so... - Badly? 617 00:46:19,703 --> 00:46:25,471 No, but no jacket... no hat... You're an artist! 618 00:46:25,926 --> 00:46:28,753 - Ask her if she has a friend. - No, I'm... 619 00:46:29,215 --> 00:46:33,811 Yes, I'm an artist. Otherwise I'd wear a jacket and a hat. 620 00:46:34,137 --> 00:46:38,797 I have so many jackets and hats, but I'm an artist, I don't... 621 00:46:39,205 --> 00:46:43,579 - Are you a painter? - No, I'm... 622 00:46:44,064 --> 00:46:49,000 I'm a musician. A musician. 623 00:46:49,528 --> 00:46:51,579 Sing something. 624 00:46:52,906 --> 00:46:55,244 - Now? - Yes. 625 00:46:55,553 --> 00:46:57,027 Mario, the friend! 626 00:46:57,298 --> 00:47:03,030 - Now I can't think of anything. - Please... 627 00:47:03,484 --> 00:47:08,498 "Please"... It's hard for me to choose one among all... 628 00:47:08,841 --> 00:47:11,913 There's one that's beautiful, according to me. 629 00:47:12,178 --> 00:47:16,774 It's just the beginning, I still haven't finished it. 630 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:22,512 It goes like... It's just the beginning, it goes like: 631 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:30,770 "Bom bom" is the music, I played it with my voice. 632 00:47:38,206 --> 00:47:42,085 Then the melody goes on. 633 00:47:42,377 --> 00:47:46,131 - It's beautiful. - You like it? 634 00:47:46,423 --> 00:47:50,416 It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! 635 00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,315 I'm glad you like it, because I write them for myself, 636 00:47:55,641 --> 00:47:59,236 but then I wonder: "Would others like it or not? Who knows...". 637 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:04,102 - Buy I enjoy writing them. - Pia? 638 00:48:06,778 --> 00:48:08,392 I have to go now. 639 00:48:08,670 --> 00:48:13,998 - You really have to go, go, go? - Yes. 640 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:17,731 Alright then. When can we meet again? 641 00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:20,910 On Sunday, in the church. 642 00:48:21,168 --> 00:48:27,464 Next Sunday? You're going out again next week? 643 00:48:27,942 --> 00:48:30,638 Alright, see you in a week then. 644 00:48:30,887 --> 00:48:34,880 You'll recognize me since I dress like an artist, without... 645 00:48:35,475 --> 00:48:37,466 Alright. 646 00:48:38,270 --> 00:48:42,866 - My name is Mario. - Bye. 647 00:48:49,574 --> 00:48:52,168 But are you crazy? 648 00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:55,146 You don't weep anymore now? 649 00:48:55,425 --> 00:48:58,188 - So, has she got a friend? - Yes. 650 00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:00,557 - You asked if she's got a friend? - Yes. 651 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:03,807 - And when are we going out? - She said when... 652 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:10,166 - I haven't asked her if she has a friend. - Mario, don't be a jerk! 653 00:49:10,632 --> 00:49:13,355 - Keep it down. - Don't make fun of me please. 654 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,063 Mario, I passed by twice to ask if she had a friend... 655 00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:19,226 I know, I heard you, but I didn't have the chance to ask. 656 00:49:19,564 --> 00:49:24,564 Don't be a jerk, I sent away all those people, I passed by twice 657 00:49:24,987 --> 00:49:26,795 - to ask if she had a friend. - I know, I know. 658 00:49:27,081 --> 00:49:30,269 We spoke of other things and I forgot. Next week, 659 00:49:30,614 --> 00:49:33,971 - when I see her again, I'll ask her. - I don't deserve that. 660 00:49:34,247 --> 00:49:37,101 Now you'll knock again and say you forgot to ask 661 00:49:37,431 --> 00:49:39,414 - if she has a friend for your friend. - Are you crazy? 662 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:43,585 Should I knock and make her come here for that? Would you do that? 663 00:49:43,882 --> 00:49:47,921 - Yes, for a friend I'd do it. - Don't talk nonsense. 664 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:52,611 - I swear! However, see how you are! - I'll ask her next time! 665 00:49:52,934 --> 00:49:58,531 - No, let go of him! - Signora, move away! 666 00:49:58,898 --> 00:50:02,527 - What's going on? - Go hide yourselves, you chickens! 667 00:50:02,819 --> 00:50:06,414 Vitellozzo keeps the windows open! 668 00:50:06,698 --> 00:50:09,735 Mother! Mother, I'll end up like dad! 669 00:50:14,832 --> 00:50:16,057 Parisina! 670 00:50:16,318 --> 00:50:19,780 What shall I do with the butcher's shop? I'm all alone! 671 00:50:20,137 --> 00:50:24,969 - What happened? - Have you seen what they've done? Mario! 672 00:50:25,302 --> 00:50:30,899 - They took away my son! Poor thing! - Why? Who were they? 673 00:50:44,405 --> 00:50:47,203 Who is it? Oh, Parisina! Sorry... 674 00:50:47,659 --> 00:50:49,251 Mario, come on! 675 00:50:49,452 --> 00:50:54,446 Parisina, I heard a noise and thought it could be a thief. 676 00:50:54,792 --> 00:51:00,389 - You couldn't sleep? - How could I sleep after what happened? 677 00:51:00,756 --> 00:51:03,748 I know, it's bad. I thought of it all night. 678 00:51:04,010 --> 00:51:09,806 Mario! I thought of it all night and maybe I've got an idea to free Vitellozzo. 679 00:51:10,262 --> 00:51:12,026 Poor son of mine! 680 00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:16,010 - He was the only one left. - I'll take care of it. Mario! 681 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:19,350 - Hey! I'm here! - I called him five times... 682 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:22,488 I was telling Parisina... 683 00:51:22,738 --> 00:51:25,730 - Mario. - Parisina, what's up? 684 00:51:25,992 --> 00:51:29,587 As I said, last night I thought of it, because Saverio loves you 685 00:51:29,871 --> 00:51:34,103 and maybe I've got an idea to get Vitellozzo out of prison. 686 00:51:34,417 --> 00:51:37,215 - No... Really? - Yes. 687 00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:40,852 - Thanks, Mario. - What's Mario got to do with it? 688 00:51:41,133 --> 00:51:46,862 Last night I, not Mario, had got an idea, and thought of talking to someone 689 00:51:47,316 --> 00:51:49,731 who could get Vitellozzo out of prison. 690 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:51,149 - Really? - Yes. 691 00:51:51,405 --> 00:51:53,478 - Thanks, Mario. - "Thanks Mario"... 692 00:51:53,776 --> 00:51:55,781 - But thanks for what? - I don't know. 693 00:51:56,058 --> 00:52:02,484 - You can go back to sleep, Parisina. - And the butcher's shop? 694 00:52:02,968 --> 00:52:07,747 I've also thought of that, we'll take care of it. 695 00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:12,072 We'll take turns in the morning and in the evening. Don't worry. 696 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:14,246 Then I'm going to open. 697 00:52:14,534 --> 00:52:16,498 - Right now? - It's late. 698 00:52:16,791 --> 00:52:22,446 - Alright then. ...It's not my fault. - I'll never come here in the morning! 699 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:27,110 - Yes you will. - No, I'll come in the afternoon. 700 00:52:27,433 --> 00:52:32,585 I'll come here in the afternoon. I want to sleep in the morning. 701 00:52:33,015 --> 00:52:35,626 - Then I'll leave it to you. - Thanks Parisina. 702 00:52:35,946 --> 00:52:38,634 - Saverio'll take care of it. - Thanks. Thanks, Mario. 703 00:52:38,957 --> 00:52:40,955 "Thanks Mario"! 704 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:45,839 - I'll only come here in the afternoon. - She always thanks you and never me. 705 00:52:46,161 --> 00:52:49,551 You know, I've got an idea to free Vitellozzo. 706 00:52:49,832 --> 00:52:53,825 We're two idiots: Savonarola. 707 00:52:56,881 --> 00:53:01,875 - What? - Savonarola! He can free Vitellozzo. 708 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:05,735 - You want to meet Savonarola? - Why, you think they'd let us in? 709 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,383 - It's as if we wanted to see the Pope... - Then what? 710 00:53:09,735 --> 00:53:12,924 A letter will reach him. We'll write: "Savonarola"... 711 00:53:13,559 --> 00:53:15,647 We can take advantage, for we know many things. 712 00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:18,702 But we'll get into trouble, Saverio! 713 00:53:19,710 --> 00:53:24,474 He'll find out who sent it and will have us arrested. 714 00:53:24,886 --> 00:53:26,970 How can he find out? We don't have any licence. 715 00:53:27,268 --> 00:53:29,843 We'll write a letter saying: "Savonarola, 716 00:53:30,161 --> 00:53:34,556 if you go on like this they'll burn you. Is it clear or not?" 717 00:53:34,953 --> 00:53:39,317 Alright, tell him we know, "you'd better leave it be" and all, 718 00:53:39,635 --> 00:53:43,628 - so he'll send his guards to arrest us. - Don't worry. 719 00:53:43,931 --> 00:53:47,924 If they come in the afternoon they'll find me and take me away. But why? 720 00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:51,235 Don't worry, not only Savonarola but also other things: 721 00:53:51,572 --> 00:53:54,889 we can influence the politics of the time. 722 00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,477 Give me some paper. Let's write him. 723 00:53:57,782 --> 00:53:59,630 - Why do you want to get into trouble? - Come on! 724 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:02,899 We could also invent something useful for the world. 725 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,037 That's a sheet of the accounts of the butcher's! 726 00:54:06,369 --> 00:54:08,838 You can write on the back. The back's clean. 727 00:54:09,152 --> 00:54:11,936 You want to write to the Pope on used paper? 728 00:54:12,264 --> 00:54:14,757 - This is white. - You're stingy. 729 00:54:15,072 --> 00:54:18,880 Give me a pen. Look, this is a stationer's! 730 00:54:20,012 --> 00:54:25,010 Here. How many pens! So... 731 00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:28,025 - Remember, Saverio: - Don't worry... 732 00:54:28,271 --> 00:54:30,497 - be polite. - Yes. 733 00:54:30,944 --> 00:54:33,710 He mustn't recognise us, it should be a little anonymous. 734 00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:37,996 - Then dictate it. - "Dear Savonarola...". 735 00:54:38,374 --> 00:54:42,115 - Wait, the date first: "Frittole..." - "Almost 1500." 736 00:54:43,495 --> 00:54:46,487 - "Frittole, almost 1500"? - You know the precise date? 737 00:54:46,749 --> 00:54:50,742 What if you got a letter saying: "Rome, almost 2000"? 738 00:54:51,045 --> 00:54:53,285 Then write: "Summer, almost 1500". 739 00:54:53,589 --> 00:54:55,636 - He knows the date. - Never mind, I'll find out. 740 00:54:55,933 --> 00:54:57,676 - So, "Dear...". - Wait. 741 00:54:57,959 --> 00:54:59,670 - No 'dear', he's not our friend. - No sir. 742 00:54:59,951 --> 00:55:03,148 - This ink... - Wait, don't write anything. 743 00:55:03,494 --> 00:55:06,907 - "Holy..." - "Holiest Savonarola!". 744 00:55:07,261 --> 00:55:09,982 "How handsome you are!", so to speak... 745 00:55:10,232 --> 00:55:12,506 "Holiest Savonarola," 746 00:55:13,054 --> 00:55:15,943 - We can't tell him he's handsome. - No. 747 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:19,793 - "We like you so much!" - But then he'll know... Alright, write that. 748 00:55:20,076 --> 00:55:24,274 - "We like you so much, the two of us!" - So he'll think we're his followers. 749 00:55:24,581 --> 00:55:28,132 You think they know the exclamation mark here? I'll put it there anyways. 750 00:55:28,315 --> 00:55:33,248 Since we don't know, we'd better write: "Forgive the coarseness". 751 00:55:33,591 --> 00:55:35,266 "Forgive the coarseness"... 752 00:55:35,546 --> 00:55:38,163 - But what coarseness? - He thinks everyone's a sinner. 753 00:55:38,483 --> 00:55:42,905 If you add an exclamation mark he'll think: "What's that? A man with a dot? It's a sin!". 754 00:55:43,226 --> 00:55:46,063 Better safe than sorry. Write: "Forgive the coarseness". 755 00:55:46,393 --> 00:55:49,335 Or even: "This is an exclamation mark, not a man", with an arrow. 756 00:55:49,669 --> 00:55:53,719 No, "Forgive the coarseness, just in case.". 757 00:55:54,106 --> 00:55:56,259 - "Just in case" what? - "Just in case" because... 758 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,340 - Will you write what I say or not? - Alright. 759 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:01,808 Otherwise he may say: "Why did they write that?". If there's no coarseness... 760 00:56:02,153 --> 00:56:04,465 he'll think we wanted to be coarse and we didn't succeed. 761 00:56:04,772 --> 00:56:07,615 That's true. "Forgive the coarseness, just in case.". 762 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,066 "What..." "How are you?" 763 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:13,267 No, it's got nothing to do with the rest. 764 00:56:13,556 --> 00:56:18,462 - "Holiest, we don't..." - "Free Vitellozzo". 765 00:56:18,806 --> 00:56:22,435 "Free..." "Could you free Vitellozzo?" 766 00:56:23,019 --> 00:56:26,091 - "If you can?" - Hey? 767 00:56:26,356 --> 00:56:29,347 - "Holiest Girolamo". - "Savonarola!" 768 00:56:29,683 --> 00:56:30,930 "Savonarola". 769 00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:36,670 Now we should ask him to explain why he thinks everyone's a sinner and all... 770 00:56:37,195 --> 00:56:40,585 - No, we must also tell him he exaggerates. - Of course. 771 00:56:40,866 --> 00:56:43,858 - Write: "Savonarola..." - "What the heck!" 772 00:56:44,119 --> 00:56:46,765 - "What the heck!" - "What the heck! Oh!" 773 00:56:47,087 --> 00:56:50,635 "Let's calm down!", as if to say 'all of us'. "Let's..." 774 00:56:50,996 --> 00:56:53,759 - Not only him. - "Let's calm down, hey?" 775 00:56:54,839 --> 00:56:58,718 - "Oh!" - Put it in brackets. 776 00:56:59,010 --> 00:57:02,207 - Then write: "Forgive the brackets". - Yes. 777 00:57:02,472 --> 00:57:06,147 - "What the heck!" - "What the heck!" 778 00:57:06,435 --> 00:57:10,428 "It looks like everything, everything... One cannot move..." 779 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:13,723 "...And this and that... It's also for you!" 780 00:57:13,985 --> 00:57:15,976 "Oh!" 781 00:57:17,322 --> 00:57:20,314 - Right? - Yes... "This and that... Oh!" 782 00:57:23,537 --> 00:57:26,529 "Two persons... fine persons..." 783 00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:33,287 - "We're two nice, fine persons". - "We wouldn't hurt anyone". 784 00:57:33,673 --> 00:57:38,747 - "...who'd never even hurt a fly". - "Imagine..." 785 00:57:39,095 --> 00:57:42,325 "Imagine if we'd ever hurt a saint like you!" 786 00:57:42,672 --> 00:57:46,024 - "A big saint like you". - "On the contrary..." 787 00:57:46,376 --> 00:57:51,072 - "You must be worthier than a fly, right?" - No, we'd better avoid the comparison. 788 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,916 "On the contrary...". 'On the contrary' says all. 789 00:57:56,238 --> 00:57:57,482 "Ciao!" 790 00:57:58,905 --> 00:58:02,776 No, we need a good ending, as two humble sinners would put it. 791 00:58:03,224 --> 00:58:08,045 "We are...". No, "We say goodbye with..." 792 00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:12,378 - "We say goodbye with..." - "Really, we don't even know..." 793 00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:15,998 - Wait. - "Really, we're..." 794 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:22,563 Write: "We say goodbye with our faces under your feet". 795 00:58:23,059 --> 00:58:24,309 That's the top of... 796 00:58:24,571 --> 00:58:25,982 - That's too much. - Why? 797 00:58:26,251 --> 00:58:31,100 It's for penance, "with our faces under your feet," 798 00:58:31,443 --> 00:58:35,281 "without even asking you to stay still." 799 00:58:35,654 --> 00:58:38,697 - "You can move". - What do you mean? 800 00:58:39,035 --> 00:58:40,963 I mean, our faces underfoot and he can walk, 801 00:58:41,254 --> 00:58:43,634 so he'll think we're really humble. 802 00:58:43,945 --> 00:58:46,962 It's a beautiful image, our faces underfoot... 803 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:49,457 "And you can move as much as you want" 804 00:58:49,757 --> 00:58:52,500 - "and we'll stay quietly underfoot". - That's alright. 805 00:58:53,258 --> 00:58:57,046 - "...quietly underfoot". - Period. 806 00:58:58,305 --> 00:59:02,821 - "Forgive the comparison..." - "...with the fly." 807 00:59:03,352 --> 00:59:06,344 "No offence was meant". 808 00:59:06,898 --> 00:59:10,891 - "We're still the same sinners," - You want to say goodbye again? 809 00:59:11,194 --> 00:59:15,426 - "with the faces you know where". - Yes, too late to withdraw that... 810 00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:19,369 "...still the same sinners, with the faces you know where", 811 00:59:19,661 --> 00:59:22,858 - "...and as quiet as usual". - Yes. 812 00:59:32,675 --> 00:59:35,667 Hey! You're jumping! 813 00:59:35,929 --> 00:59:40,923 - You put on the hat, good. You like it now? - It's nice. 814 00:59:41,268 --> 00:59:45,864 And then it's really in, I've seen a few guys wearing a similar hat. 815 00:59:46,190 --> 00:59:52,459 - Have you spoken with her? - No. I hear her voice, but I don't see her. 816 00:59:52,864 --> 00:59:57,335 Then look over there, between those two trees... 817 00:59:58,370 --> 00:59:59,848 ...look carefully. 818 01:00:00,119 --> 01:00:01,601 - Pia's there? - No. 819 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,086 She was playing with a ball. 820 01:00:05,367 --> 01:00:08,331 - There it is, let's get closer. - But without knocking. 821 01:00:09,019 --> 01:00:13,965 If she's playing with a ball, she's not alone. There's the ball. 822 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,190 - Let's knock. - Don't be silly, I said without knocking. 823 01:00:18,474 --> 01:00:21,272 I want to try and see her. 824 01:00:22,812 --> 01:00:24,803 Help me. 825 01:00:25,649 --> 01:00:29,437 - If you go down on your knees I... - Are you crazy? 826 01:00:29,737 --> 01:00:34,284 - Only for a moment, to see if Pia's there! - I'm not going down on my knees! 827 01:00:34,687 --> 01:00:36,499 Don't you want me to ask her if she has a friend? 828 01:00:36,785 --> 01:00:39,761 Alright, but make it brief. 829 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:45,750 Get up slowly and when I tell you to stop, just stop. 830 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,871 Wait. 831 01:00:54,346 --> 01:01:01,696 - Mario! - I was passing by and saw a flying thing... 832 01:01:02,522 --> 01:01:05,753 a... whatever you call it... a sphere. 833 01:01:06,025 --> 01:01:09,017 - The ball! - The 'ball', exactly, 834 01:01:09,279 --> 01:01:14,751 ...no offence meant. I saw that 'ball' in the air, 835 01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:19,510 ...and thought: "Who knows..." 836 01:01:19,832 --> 01:01:27,082 "who's making that 'ball' twirl in the air... in the ether?" 837 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:30,580 Who cares of the ball? Ask her if she has a friend! 838 01:01:30,844 --> 01:01:33,836 "It cannot whirl by itself, there has to be someone," 839 01:01:34,097 --> 01:01:39,967 "a gentle hand, that's making it twirl in the ether..." 840 01:01:40,354 --> 01:01:42,216 What are your plans for the evening? 841 01:01:42,504 --> 01:01:48,700 You won't spend it all playing with that ball, will you? 842 01:01:49,174 --> 01:01:53,067 No, this is just a game. My father has invented it. 843 01:01:53,368 --> 01:01:58,647 - Mario, I can't cope anymore. - Your father has invented that game? 844 01:01:58,999 --> 01:02:02,850 - It's a hard game, how do you play it? - I'll show you. 845 01:02:05,668 --> 01:02:09,058 Mario, I just can't make it, ask her if she has a friend, hurry! 846 01:02:09,411 --> 01:02:10,662 Mario! I can't make it! 847 01:02:12,906 --> 01:02:13,945 Here! 848 01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:17,644 - How nice... How do you... - It takes practice! 849 01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:22,529 You have to try... and try... and try and try and try... 850 01:02:22,858 --> 01:02:26,533 ...and then you'll succeed. You launch it and take it back. 851 01:02:26,899 --> 01:02:28,706 Even two or three times in a row. 852 01:02:28,992 --> 01:02:33,709 Really? You can launch it and take it back even two or three times in a row? 853 01:02:34,037 --> 01:02:39,031 - But what kind of horse are you riding? - It's not a horse, it's a mare. 854 01:02:39,376 --> 01:02:43,256 - Mario, I'm going to let you fall! - Her name's Saveria. 855 01:02:44,339 --> 01:02:48,048 - Good girl, Saveria. - I'll make you fall! 856 01:02:48,344 --> 01:02:53,577 She's tired, we've been riding and riding all the time. 857 01:02:53,933 --> 01:02:56,925 Cut that crap! Ask her if she has a friend and let's go away! 858 01:02:57,186 --> 01:03:00,178 Good girl! I'm taking her to the stable, she's very tired. 859 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,830 See you tomorrow. 860 01:03:02,098 --> 01:03:07,184 - I'll come without the mare, alright? - Farewell. 861 01:03:07,610 --> 01:03:10,366 - See you tomorrow - Ask her if she has a friend! 862 01:03:10,617 --> 01:03:15,566 - Go! - Damn you! Where should I go now? 863 01:03:16,816 --> 01:03:18,057 Sir? 864 01:03:18,266 --> 01:03:20,656 - Yes? - Goddam it! 865 01:03:20,967 --> 01:03:22,706 - I pray you. - I'm coming. 866 01:03:22,989 --> 01:03:25,369 Turn around Saveria, then I'll take you home. 867 01:03:25,679 --> 01:03:28,431 - I can't make it! - I'm coming. 868 01:03:28,758 --> 01:03:31,719 Saveria, good girl. 869 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:34,191 Yes? 870 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:41,280 - We could also meet tonight. - Very well. Where? 871 01:03:41,609 --> 01:03:45,316 Here. I'll teach you to play with the ball. 872 01:03:45,683 --> 01:03:48,327 No, I'd rather not, 873 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:52,045 because I already know I won't make it. 874 01:03:52,788 --> 01:03:56,667 - It's out of my reach. - You have to try, and try... 875 01:03:56,959 --> 01:04:03,797 - and try and try and try and try... - I know, but I can't really make it. 876 01:04:04,217 --> 01:04:11,328 I can't play acrobatic games where you need to... 877 01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:15,759 - Hush, Saveria! - Ask her if she has a friend! 878 01:04:16,063 --> 01:04:20,454 I can't do that... but I can try tomorrow. 879 01:04:20,776 --> 01:04:25,592 I could try. If I can take it back, well. But if I fail at the first attempt, 880 01:04:26,007 --> 01:04:29,547 I'd rather stop, because it means it's out of my reach. 881 01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:34,067 - Mario, I can't make it. - Go! Let's go home, Saveria! 882 01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:38,128 - She's a little... - Mario, I'm falling. 883 01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:40,774 Go, Saveria. 884 01:04:42,049 --> 01:04:44,324 There's a slope here... 885 01:04:45,928 --> 01:04:48,726 Damn you! 886 01:04:50,349 --> 01:04:53,147 Damn you! 887 01:04:55,271 --> 01:04:58,139 Now you'll take me home, I can't make it. 888 01:05:01,528 --> 01:05:04,725 Sloping down like that... she must have understood everything. 889 01:05:04,990 --> 01:05:08,983 You kept talking about the ball instead of asking if she had a friend! 890 01:05:09,286 --> 01:05:10,834 "Take the ball, launch the ball"... 891 01:05:11,109 --> 01:05:14,188 - "My father has invented it"! - Shut up! 892 01:05:28,223 --> 01:05:33,616 You're still in the shop! Have you had many clients? 893 01:05:33,980 --> 01:05:37,177 "Still in the shop"... you've finally noticed who stays in the shop then! 894 01:05:37,442 --> 01:05:38,669 Listen Mario... 895 01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:42,278 - I have to ask you something. - Listen to me first. 896 01:05:42,629 --> 01:05:45,086 No, I have to ask you something before I forget. 897 01:05:45,325 --> 01:05:47,608 How does the song of Domenico Modugno go? 898 01:05:47,914 --> 01:05:51,549 - You know, "Volare, oh oh..."? - Modugno? Are you crazy? 899 01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:55,914 - "Nel blu dipinto di blu"? - Yes, how does it start? 900 01:05:59,465 --> 01:06:03,663 I couldn't remember. Are you studying geography? 901 01:06:03,970 --> 01:06:06,962 - Mario, I don't feel like joking. - What happened? 902 01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:10,819 I'm tired of waiting for you at night. 903 01:06:11,103 --> 01:06:12,831 You didn't show up for 6 nights, 904 01:06:13,113 --> 01:06:15,812 - I cooked your dinner... - So what? 905 01:06:16,136 --> 01:06:21,585 - Parisina always asks "Where's Mario?". - I can't stay out as much as I like now? 906 01:06:22,027 --> 01:06:24,223 Now you must tell me where you've been! 907 01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:29,855 - What do you care? Are you my wife? - No, but I want to know all the same. 908 01:06:30,295 --> 01:06:32,926 I get back whenever I want! I had dinner out. 909 01:06:33,247 --> 01:06:35,747 - Where? - At Pia's place. 910 01:06:36,063 --> 01:06:41,518 Ha! So you've been with her also tonight! I've been staying here full time for a week. 911 01:06:41,886 --> 01:06:46,596 We said to take turns in the morning! And so tomorrow morning you'll stay here! 912 01:06:46,933 --> 01:06:49,925 - Alright, tomorrow morning I'll come here! - And how about that silly dress? 913 01:06:50,186 --> 01:06:53,974 - Where did you take it? - I've had the tailor make it. 914 01:06:54,274 --> 01:06:56,896 And how did you pay for such an expensive dress? 915 01:06:57,217 --> 01:06:59,204 Mind your own business! I used the money... 916 01:06:59,497 --> 01:07:01,049 Where did you find the money? 917 01:07:01,324 --> 01:07:04,551 - I was given it by... There. - There! 918 01:07:04,898 --> 01:07:07,986 You were about to lie to me! Why didn't you say you took that money? 919 01:07:08,327 --> 01:07:09,599 And then with the money that's missing 920 01:07:09,862 --> 01:07:11,625 you don't just buy a dress, you buy the whole atelier! 921 01:07:11,909 --> 01:07:16,789 I bought two dresses, for when one gets dirty, and a present for Pia. 922 01:07:17,206 --> 01:07:20,368 - Oh poor girl, I would have done the same! - I've bought her a ball. 923 01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:24,834 - A ball for Pia? - Yes, the other one's worn out. 924 01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:30,579 Bravo! Have you learned how to launch it and to take it back three or four times in a row? 925 01:07:30,938 --> 01:07:34,726 - But are you a bit upset? - No, I'm not upset. 926 01:07:35,026 --> 01:07:39,383 You're all like... you waited for me for so long just to tell me that? 927 01:07:42,367 --> 01:07:48,636 - Alright then. Mario, I've drawn a map. - Bravo! 928 01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:54,240 Yes, 'bravo'. I've drawn a map because I'm leaving tomorrow. 929 01:07:54,589 --> 01:07:57,581 In three or four days, when all's ready, with or without you, 930 01:07:57,842 --> 01:08:03,439 - because I'm done with you. - "I'm done with you"! 931 01:08:12,733 --> 01:08:15,531 Saverio! Saverio! 932 01:08:16,112 --> 01:08:19,104 - Saverio! - Madonna bona! (Tuscan expression) 933 01:08:19,365 --> 01:08:24,359 - What is it, Parisina? - The shop is closed! 934 01:08:24,704 --> 01:08:28,492 - It's Mario's turn. - But he's not there! 935 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,783 Mario! 936 01:08:31,003 --> 01:08:34,200 - Parisina, what's that? - A note. 937 01:08:35,007 --> 01:08:39,319 - It's a letter... Confidential, for you. - Thanks. 938 01:08:39,929 --> 01:08:41,920 I'll read it. 939 01:08:43,266 --> 01:08:47,259 "Dear Saverio, last night I dared not tell you... 940 01:08:47,562 --> 01:08:50,554 "because you were a little upset... 941 01:08:50,816 --> 01:08:56,812 "...but this morning I was invited for breakfast at Pia's place. 942 01:08:57,198 --> 01:09:00,429 "I would have invited you too, but then I thought: 943 01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:06,139 "How about the butcher's? We can't close it, can we, Saverio?" 944 01:09:06,499 --> 01:09:10,238 - Such a good guy! So considerate! - Yes he is... 945 01:09:10,879 --> 01:09:14,758 "See you late at night. Yours, Mario. 946 01:09:15,384 --> 01:09:20,378 "Oh, I asked Pia if she had a friend. She said 'no'. 947 01:09:20,723 --> 01:09:25,114 "Then I asked 'Are you sure?'. She answered: 'Yes'." 948 01:09:28,273 --> 01:09:31,663 - He's such a rogue! - No. 949 01:09:31,943 --> 01:09:34,991 Parisina let me say it, I'm not happy to say it, 950 01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:37,705 - but Mario's just a rogue! - No. 951 01:09:38,015 --> 01:09:40,135 And then he's lost his mind. 952 01:09:40,435 --> 01:09:43,420 - No. - He has, instead! 953 01:09:43,756 --> 01:09:48,182 He's out of his mind, he makes me so angry. He's forgotten Gabriellina. 954 01:09:48,503 --> 01:09:51,495 - Who's Gabriellina? - My sister. 955 01:09:51,756 --> 01:09:54,748 - Is he married? - No. 956 01:09:55,010 --> 01:09:57,001 Well, yes... No... 957 01:09:57,220 --> 01:10:01,816 They're talking about it... 958 01:10:02,142 --> 01:10:05,700 I don't know, it's a private matter. Parisina... 959 01:10:06,210 --> 01:10:10,824 Parisina, remember I told you Mario and I had to leave 960 01:10:11,230 --> 01:10:13,654 in three or four days? Not anymore, 961 01:10:13,966 --> 01:10:17,304 we must leave at once, before he goes completely crazy for that girl. 962 01:10:17,575 --> 01:10:20,133 Not again! But where are you going? 963 01:10:20,632 --> 01:10:25,260 You know I can't tell you where. But it must be done, 964 01:10:25,666 --> 01:10:28,018 - because it's something the world needs. - Is it? 965 01:10:28,254 --> 01:10:33,851 We'll save many people and avoid that they suffer like you, who lost your family. 966 01:10:35,715 --> 01:10:38,159 Then you can take our chart, at this point. 967 01:10:38,389 --> 01:10:43,986 Thanks, that'd be nice. And I'll return it when we come back. Is that alright, Parisina? 968 01:10:44,354 --> 01:10:47,744 - Goodbye, Parisina. - Goodbye, Saverio. 969 01:10:48,025 --> 01:10:55,261 Say 'hi' to Mario, and tell him I... I've loved him more than... 970 01:10:57,201 --> 01:11:00,236 The same! The same. 971 01:11:19,183 --> 01:11:21,818 At first you say 'oh' twice, then three times. 972 01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:26,101 - No, four times. - No, three times, I wrote the song! 973 01:11:29,403 --> 01:11:34,397 Four times, you're right. I write so many songs... I forgot. 974 01:11:34,742 --> 01:11:36,937 Then it goes on like... 975 01:11:49,841 --> 01:11:53,134 - That's how it goes. Do you like it? - Yes. 976 01:11:53,484 --> 01:11:57,203 Nice, isn't it? But now you have to give me a kiss. 977 01:11:58,079 --> 01:12:00,616 A kiss for every song. 978 01:12:04,065 --> 01:12:05,657 Hey... 979 01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:11,831 - No! Another song, first. - Enough then, no more songs... 980 01:12:12,198 --> 01:12:16,077 Writing songs is difficult. 981 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:19,358 I spend entire nights writing them for you. 982 01:12:19,694 --> 01:12:21,912 No, no, another song! 983 01:12:22,215 --> 01:12:25,722 - Give me a kiss without a song. - No. 984 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:31,592 Every time I want a kiss I have to sing a song? 985 01:12:32,035 --> 01:12:34,150 - Yes. - Kiss me once 986 01:12:34,449 --> 01:12:37,316 - without making me sing a song. - No. 987 01:12:38,685 --> 01:12:42,068 - I've already kissed you four times. - No, only three times. 988 01:12:42,422 --> 01:12:46,754 - No, four times. - Three times, I remember the songs. 989 01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:54,089 First I sang "Avanti popolo", then "White Christmas" and then "Volare". 990 01:12:54,786 --> 01:12:56,318 And the one with the brothers. 991 01:12:56,870 --> 01:13:00,015 - Which one? - The one where they're all brothers... 992 01:13:00,358 --> 01:13:05,926 - Oh, yes! You're right. You're right. - Will you sing it again? 993 01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:10,928 - You like that one? - Yes. It's beautiful, beautiful... 994 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:15,076 - ...beautiful, beautiful! - But then, you'll give me another kiss. 995 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:19,268 - If I have to sing I want another kiss. - Alright. 996 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:26,654 That's a good song, one of my favourite. I wrote it in a brotherhood mood. 997 01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:29,557 Here it goes... 998 01:13:50,846 --> 01:13:52,100 Mameli! (The author of the Italian anthem) 999 01:13:52,362 --> 01:13:54,259 Hey, Mameli! 1000 01:13:58,020 --> 01:14:01,181 I've seen her. You'll have to excuse us Miss, 1001 01:14:01,525 --> 01:14:05,774 I have to talk to the composer. I'm leaving. 1002 01:14:06,164 --> 01:14:07,549 - Where are you going? - To Spain. 1003 01:14:07,739 --> 01:14:12,017 - You know what year it is? 1492. - Almost 1500! 1004 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:15,922 1492! The discovery of America! 1005 01:14:16,207 --> 01:14:20,166 Christopher Columbus leaves from Spain and discovers America! 1006 01:14:21,675 --> 01:14:25,460 You want to write to Christopher Columbus as well? You want to write to everyone? 1007 01:14:25,758 --> 01:14:32,357 No more letters. We must go to Spain and stop him, or he'll discover America! 1008 01:14:32,766 --> 01:14:38,557 - What's wrong with the Americans now? - The Natives! 1009 01:14:38,939 --> 01:14:44,969 There isn't a single Native American left in the world. I've travelled, I know. 1010 01:14:45,363 --> 01:14:49,642 They've killed all of them. The Americans pretended to have got there first. 1011 01:14:50,033 --> 01:14:52,638 They asked: "What are you doing here?" The Natives said: "We've always been here". 1012 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,694 "Oh yeah?", and then TRA! All dead! 1013 01:14:56,020 --> 01:14:58,504 The Natives discovered America, not Columbus. 1014 01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:02,512 They were already there. If no one had been there, then he'd have discovered it, 1015 01:15:02,876 --> 01:15:04,851 but the Natives were there, weren't they, Mario? 1016 01:15:05,144 --> 01:15:06,906 As if I went to Puglia and said: "Here's Puglia!" 1017 01:15:07,190 --> 01:15:09,810 The "Pugliesi" have been there for 2000 years, they know Puglia's there! 1018 01:15:10,056 --> 01:15:12,055 But the Native Americans were exterminated! 1019 01:15:12,349 --> 01:15:16,023 There isn't a single nice American in the world! 1020 01:15:16,389 --> 01:15:21,314 None of them's good at cultural stuff, at the show business, at sports... 1021 01:15:21,652 --> 01:15:25,201 At sports they're very good... Cassius Clay! 1022 01:15:25,489 --> 01:15:28,481 Are you daltonian? Cassius Clay's black! 1023 01:15:28,743 --> 01:15:30,352 The black people weren't born in America! 1024 01:15:30,629 --> 01:15:34,064 Cassius Clay was African, he was taken to America as a slave! 1025 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:37,865 Mario, we must stop Columbus! Come on! You must come with me. 1026 01:15:38,221 --> 01:15:41,233 It's the only wise thing to do for the people, 1027 01:15:41,570 --> 01:15:45,356 for the people, for the unity of Italy... 1028 01:15:45,727 --> 01:15:50,034 - ...for Italy washed by the Ionian Sea... - Pia, I have to leave. 1029 01:15:50,349 --> 01:15:53,547 - No, why? - I have to go, here's the ball. 1030 01:15:53,996 --> 01:15:57,114 I can't stay, because he said certain things... 1031 01:15:58,270 --> 01:15:59,824 I have to go. 1032 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:03,263 - And the songs? - I'll sing them some other time. 1033 01:16:03,530 --> 01:16:06,408 Mario, let's go! Hurry! Goodbye! 1034 01:16:06,658 --> 01:16:11,652 - You really have to go? - We have to go, go, go! 1035 01:16:11,997 --> 01:16:14,499 - By what? - By cart, a horse's tied to it, 1036 01:16:14,815 --> 01:16:17,494 and when the horse walks, the cart moves. I've invented it. 1037 01:16:17,817 --> 01:16:20,554 "Three or four times in a row"... I've used it 10 or 11 times already! Bye. 1038 01:16:20,799 --> 01:16:25,450 Mario, we're Christopher Columbus's stoppers! 1039 01:16:25,857 --> 01:16:30,325 No American's good at cultural stuff, at the show business, at sports, at cooking! 1040 01:16:30,642 --> 01:16:36,035 Let's go, but don't say no American is good at anything. 1041 01:16:36,399 --> 01:16:42,713 - Find one who's good and we'll stay. - I'll name the first which comes to my mind. 1042 01:16:43,114 --> 01:16:46,559 Well, there's... "Ladies and gentlemen, 1043 01:16:46,915 --> 01:16:50,210 - and now a film with the great..." - Come on, say it. 1044 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:52,508 Damn it, I can't think of anyone! 1045 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,389 - Go ahead, I'll think about it. - Let's go. 1046 01:17:12,854 --> 01:17:17,450 - Oh, The Beatles! - The Beatles are English. 1047 01:17:18,569 --> 01:17:21,137 The Beatles are what? English? 'Beatles'? 1048 01:17:21,455 --> 01:17:26,356 They're the Fab Four from Liverpool, everyone knows! Go! 1049 01:17:27,453 --> 01:17:30,445 - However they seem American. - They all seem American. 1050 01:17:30,707 --> 01:17:33,267 - Oh, then... No. - See? There are no Americans. 1051 01:17:33,585 --> 01:17:39,651 Enough now! And change your clothes! I look like your driver! 1052 01:17:41,148 --> 01:17:43,267 - Calm down. - Calm down? The road is long. 1053 01:17:43,566 --> 01:17:47,310 And then we have to stop by the Pyrenean. I want you to meet someone. 1054 01:17:58,872 --> 01:18:00,129 "Who are you?" 1055 01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:02,553 - We are two... - "What are you doing?" 1056 01:18:02,783 --> 01:18:05,775 - "What are you carrying?" - Stuff... 1057 01:18:06,036 --> 01:18:08,033 "How many are you?" 1058 01:18:09,441 --> 01:18:12,577 - Two, just me and him. - "One florin"! 1059 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,282 Should we pay? 1060 01:18:14,549 --> 01:18:17,458 - "One florin." - We have to pay. 1061 01:18:28,227 --> 01:18:33,665 - Hey, stop! Excuse me officer, the sack! - I'll pick it up. 1062 01:18:38,238 --> 01:18:43,232 - "Who are you?" - We've just passed by with the cart. 1063 01:18:43,577 --> 01:18:46,694 - A sack fell down. - "What are you carrying?" 1064 01:18:46,955 --> 01:18:49,854 We've just passed by, the sack fell down. 1065 01:18:50,187 --> 01:18:55,366 - "How many are you?" - I'm one, there were two of us earlier... 1066 01:18:55,796 --> 01:18:57,078 I'm just picking up the sack. 1067 01:18:57,341 --> 01:19:01,577 - "One florin!" - But the sack fell down... 1068 01:19:01,888 --> 01:19:05,629 - "One florin"! - But we're the same as before! 1069 01:19:06,935 --> 01:19:08,154 Come on. 1070 01:19:11,857 --> 01:19:12,582 Thanks. 1071 01:19:14,423 --> 01:19:15,577 "Who are you?" 1072 01:19:16,612 --> 01:19:20,360 - The same as before, I picked the sack... - "What are you carrying?" 1073 01:19:20,729 --> 01:19:24,975 - I'm carrying olives, cheese, bread... - "How many are you?" 1074 01:19:25,288 --> 01:19:28,758 - One! I came back and now I'm leaving. - "One florin"! 1075 01:19:29,042 --> 01:19:32,561 Every time you come and go you have to pay a florin? 1076 01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:35,048 This way they become two, three... 1077 01:19:35,344 --> 01:19:36,592 Thanks and goodbye. 1078 01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:46,971 - Hey, the cheese! - Wait, I'll ask him. 1079 01:19:49,022 --> 01:19:50,362 Excuse me... 1080 01:19:50,628 --> 01:19:52,922 - "Who are you?" - Fuck off! 1081 01:19:53,229 --> 01:19:57,782 "What are you carrying? ...How many are you? ...One florin"! 1082 01:19:59,074 --> 01:20:02,464 "Who are you? ...What are you carrying?" 1083 01:20:03,871 --> 01:20:07,022 "How many are you? ...One florin". 1084 01:20:10,462 --> 01:20:15,661 We're not lost, there's only one road to Spain. Let's go, someone's there. 1085 01:20:16,009 --> 01:20:20,002 - Excuse, Miss. - Information! 1086 01:20:25,770 --> 01:20:28,967 - Hey! - Oh boy! 1087 01:20:33,528 --> 01:20:34,739 What did she shoot? 1088 01:20:35,260 --> 01:20:38,539 - An arrow. - At us? 1089 01:20:44,915 --> 01:20:47,907 - She's gone away. - I see that. 1090 01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:52,617 We only wanted to... 1091 01:20:54,425 --> 01:20:58,623 - Luckily enough I could get off! - Me too. 1092 01:20:59,222 --> 01:21:01,213 That's crazy! 1093 01:21:01,933 --> 01:21:05,721 - She's gone away. - One can't even ask for information. 1094 01:21:06,021 --> 01:21:09,218 - Let's go, or we'll be late. - Wait. 1095 01:21:09,483 --> 01:21:12,793 - Take out the arrow. - She's gone away, right? 1096 01:21:13,070 --> 01:21:14,986 - Take it out! - It's stuck! 1097 01:21:15,236 --> 01:21:16,901 - Pull. - No, you pull! 1098 01:21:17,181 --> 01:21:20,552 - Ha ha, you can't make it? - Of course not, it's stuck! 1099 01:21:20,829 --> 01:21:22,117 Go. 1100 01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:44,058 Then, first of all Columbus wanted to discover India, not America. 1101 01:21:44,545 --> 01:21:49,296 India's on the other side, you can't reach India going to America. 1102 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,079 If we tell him, we'll do him a favour. 1103 01:21:51,346 --> 01:21:53,469 Second, preventing him from discovering the Americans 1104 01:21:53,865 --> 01:21:57,452 we'll do a favour to the whole world. 1105 01:22:08,851 --> 01:22:10,587 Look. 1106 01:22:11,341 --> 01:22:13,332 (In Spanish) Sir? 1107 01:22:18,516 --> 01:22:22,298 - She's the girl who shot the arrow. - What? 1108 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:25,038 She's the girl who shot the arrow. 1109 01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:29,112 Why are you mumbling? Oh, the one who shot the arrow! 1110 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:34,004 - Keep eating, she can't hurt us here. - I'm eating. 1111 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:45,575 Excuse me, the cart outside with the arrow, is it yours? 1112 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:49,229 - Why? - That girl wants to know. Is it yours? 1113 01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:51,781 No. 1114 01:22:53,845 --> 01:22:55,792 She's staring at you. 1115 01:22:59,184 --> 01:23:04,540 (In Spanish) Sir, is the cart with the arrow yours? 1116 01:23:04,978 --> 01:23:08,878 Miss, unfortunately we don't understand any foreign language. 1117 01:23:11,191 --> 01:23:13,892 (In Spanish) Is the cart with the arrow yours? 1118 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:17,841 - She's talking to you. - To me? 1119 01:23:20,332 --> 01:23:25,531 The cart with the arrow? It’s not ours, as we said. 1120 01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:29,475 It can't be ours, since we have no carts and no arrows. 1121 01:23:29,759 --> 01:23:34,150 We were talking about that, we came here walking, in fact my thighs hurt. 1122 01:23:34,472 --> 01:23:36,331 - I said that. - He said that. 1123 01:23:36,619 --> 01:23:38,955 - Are you sure? - If we're sure? Miss, 1124 01:23:39,292 --> 01:23:42,481 we were just saying that. We said: "It's so hard to walk all over the world!". 1125 01:23:42,826 --> 01:23:45,433 - Did you said that? - I said that. 1126 01:23:45,753 --> 01:23:50,386 - That's what we were saying. - Alright. Thanks. 1127 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:52,337 Not at all. 1128 01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:05,265 - Has she gone away? - Yes, she's just gone out. 1129 01:24:05,649 --> 01:24:07,602 If she finds out the cart is ours 1130 01:24:07,894 --> 01:24:10,729 - she'll cut our heads off. - Mamma mia d'o Carmine! 1131 01:24:23,233 --> 01:24:25,622 (In Spanish) Get off! 1132 01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:29,019 Down! 1133 01:24:29,239 --> 01:24:31,230 Saverio. 1134 01:24:33,327 --> 01:24:34,646 Down! 1135 01:24:34,829 --> 01:24:38,139 Get off, that girl is dangerous. 1136 01:24:43,713 --> 01:24:48,503 Why did you say the cart wasn't yours? 1137 01:24:49,094 --> 01:24:52,882 - The cart...? - Why did you say the cart wasn't yours? 1138 01:24:54,442 --> 01:24:58,247 The cart's not mine, at least it's ours. 1139 01:24:58,619 --> 01:25:05,052 - No, Miss. A cart belongs to its driver. - But why? It's not true, Miss! 1140 01:25:05,657 --> 01:25:09,724 - It's my first time as a driver. - He drives it all the time. 1141 01:25:10,033 --> 01:25:15,630 This morning I wanted to try! Why do I have to pay for it now? 1142 01:25:16,749 --> 01:25:17,804 Miss! 1143 01:25:21,086 --> 01:25:22,051 Mario. 1144 01:25:24,215 --> 01:25:27,207 - She's so beautiful! - Is she dead? 1145 01:25:27,468 --> 01:25:31,256 Damn her, she scared me to death! 1146 01:25:31,556 --> 01:25:34,787 - Her heart's beating, she's fainted. - She's fainted? 1147 01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:38,052 - Miss? - Then you're an idiot! 1148 01:25:38,313 --> 01:25:42,306 Let's get on the cart and run away! She'll kill us! 1149 01:25:58,251 --> 01:26:02,826 - The electric chair! - And that's a nice thing? 1150 01:26:03,231 --> 01:26:05,245 - No, it's bad! - It's American! Very American! 1151 01:26:05,539 --> 01:26:07,666 I know, I agree with you. 1152 01:26:07,966 --> 01:26:11,078 - We must stop Christopher Columbus! - Bravo! 1153 01:26:11,849 --> 01:26:14,841 We must stop him. 1154 01:26:17,647 --> 01:26:21,242 So many people... Are they having a bath? 1155 01:26:22,569 --> 01:26:26,562 - He's really there! - Columbus? We've already found him? 1156 01:26:26,865 --> 01:26:31,177 He's not Columbus, he's more than that. He's Leonardo Da Vinci. 1157 01:26:31,495 --> 01:26:35,397 - Move away. Move away. - No... 1158 01:26:41,047 --> 01:26:44,244 - Let's go. - He's Leonardo Da Vinci? 1159 01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:48,252 The one with a beard and long hair? 1160 01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:57,262 - Looking at him gives me the shivers. - Quiet, "shivers"! 1161 01:26:57,690 --> 01:27:00,370 - He's so handsome! - Let's go. 1162 01:27:07,033 --> 01:27:10,910 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not. I want to tell him: 1163 01:27:11,285 --> 01:27:13,645 "Hey, we need this and that. Can you make it?" 1164 01:27:13,954 --> 01:27:17,916 What does he care if we need something? He must believe we're two scientists. 1165 01:27:18,265 --> 01:27:21,248 - We must make him curious, surprise him. - Yes. 1166 01:27:22,216 --> 01:27:25,528 - We know many things. - Yes. 1167 01:27:25,879 --> 01:27:28,167 We'll make scientific observations. 1168 01:27:28,473 --> 01:27:31,367 - We must say things he doesn't know. - Look serious. 1169 01:27:31,700 --> 01:27:34,820 ...But 9 times 9 is 81? 1170 01:27:35,989 --> 01:27:37,963 - But what did you say? - But are you crazy? 1171 01:27:38,256 --> 01:27:41,849 - We're already done with Leonardo! - But 9 times 9 is 81 or not? 1172 01:27:42,211 --> 01:27:43,573 You want to talk multiplication with Leonardo Da Vinci? 1173 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:46,052 It's the first thing that's passed through my mind. 1174 01:27:46,355 --> 01:27:48,952 Scientific things. Let me speak. 1175 01:27:49,329 --> 01:27:52,844 Oranges are full of vitamin C. 1176 01:27:53,125 --> 01:27:56,720 - Good morning. - Good morning, engineer. 1177 01:27:57,504 --> 01:27:58,803 Who are you? 1178 01:27:59,931 --> 01:28:04,368 - We could say we're colleagues. - Yes. 1179 01:28:04,766 --> 01:28:10,238 In fact we're also engineers, scientists, discoverers. 1180 01:28:10,602 --> 01:28:13,639 We've made many things, we've got many patents... 1181 01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:18,686 We invent many things and assemble them too. 1182 01:28:18,986 --> 01:28:25,300 - What are you doing here? - An experiment with vanes and water. 1183 01:28:25,701 --> 01:28:29,091 - The tide! - The tide, the vanes, the water... 1184 01:28:29,372 --> 01:28:33,275 The tide! We've also made experiments with the tide... 1185 01:28:33,650 --> 01:28:38,461 For example, the tide can be dangerous 1186 01:28:38,799 --> 01:28:41,632 because it drags you away. 1187 01:28:41,885 --> 01:28:48,279 If you try to swim against the tide, you won't make it. 1188 01:28:48,684 --> 01:28:52,882 The tide'll drag you away. Even if you swim hard, no way! 1189 01:28:53,189 --> 01:28:56,181 It keeps dragging you away. It's dangerous. 1190 01:28:56,443 --> 01:29:00,436 Not for the engineers, but for those who swim against the tide. 1191 01:29:00,739 --> 01:29:04,002 Listen, we spoke about these things, as you heard, 1192 01:29:04,173 --> 01:29:07,981 and wanted to develop these scientific things we spoke about, 1193 01:29:08,352 --> 01:29:12,362 with you. If you could spend some time with us, we could... 1194 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:19,195 It would be a consultation among intelligent people. 1195 01:29:19,592 --> 01:29:22,584 - Let's go to my studio. - Thanks. 1196 01:29:22,846 --> 01:29:26,634 We're going to surprise you with our ideas... 1197 01:29:30,078 --> 01:29:32,463 - Please, have a seat. - Thank you. 1198 01:29:34,025 --> 01:29:36,220 You keep quiet. 1199 01:29:36,777 --> 01:29:39,166 Thanks, Leonardo. 1200 01:29:39,405 --> 01:29:43,266 So, no time to waste, Leonardo. 1201 01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:47,091 I'm a little nervous because it's the first time for me to... 1202 01:29:47,372 --> 01:29:50,091 So... alright. 1203 01:29:52,086 --> 01:29:57,080 The things we told you before, the scientific concepts... 1204 01:29:57,425 --> 01:29:59,443 they need developing. 1205 01:29:59,738 --> 01:30:03,679 - There's some machinery to build... - For us it's as if... excuse me... 1206 01:30:04,101 --> 01:30:09,190 we'll give you the ideas, working with our intelligence... 1207 01:30:09,616 --> 01:30:12,998 and you'll make the machinery, since you're good at that. 1208 01:30:13,275 --> 01:30:18,872 Whatever the result, if people like it, 1209 01:30:19,517 --> 01:30:24,098 we'll go 50-50, I mean 33, 33 and 33. 1210 01:30:24,503 --> 01:30:28,173 Better to point it out, to avoid... 1211 01:30:28,458 --> 01:30:31,256 Look at him, he'll explain it better. 1212 01:30:31,503 --> 01:30:35,178 So, there are a lot of things to invent. 1213 01:30:35,465 --> 01:30:41,256 People walk or ride horses. But they could also travel by train. 1214 01:30:41,639 --> 01:30:46,759 - Train! - Bravo. A train is made as follows: 1215 01:30:47,103 --> 01:30:50,379 a railway, that's very easy to make... 1216 01:30:50,648 --> 01:30:54,641 a very long railway, which can even reach Africa. 1217 01:30:54,945 --> 01:30:57,937 If it's too short, you have a dead-end platform. 1218 01:30:58,198 --> 01:31:02,191 You need two pieces of iron. You can make two pieces of iron, can you? 1219 01:31:02,494 --> 01:31:06,487 Two pieces of hard iron with some wooden things inside. 1220 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:09,292 With these two pieces of iron you can go wherever you want: 1221 01:31:09,607 --> 01:31:12,864 you can turn, go up, go down... Leonardo, look. 1222 01:31:14,190 --> 01:31:15,357 I'm going to draw it. 1223 01:31:15,616 --> 01:31:19,832 - I can't draw, so please forgive me. - Go ahead. 1224 01:31:21,176 --> 01:31:23,454 ZAH and ZAH! Here's the railway. 1225 01:31:23,684 --> 01:31:26,676 This is the wood and above is the train... 1226 01:31:26,937 --> 01:31:28,288 all made of iron, 1227 01:31:28,555 --> 01:31:31,215 - with the smoke that puffs out. - Train. 1228 01:31:31,537 --> 01:31:35,439 To make it move, you put firewood in the boiler. 1229 01:31:35,738 --> 01:31:39,731 The heat develops energy and the train moves. 1230 01:31:40,035 --> 01:31:44,028 - Then a fireplace could also move. - Yes! No, a fireplace couldn't. 1231 01:31:44,331 --> 01:31:46,498 Why a fireplace doesn't move? 1232 01:31:46,799 --> 01:31:49,988 Because there's a different mechanism in a fireplace. 1233 01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:54,015 With the firewood it moves, with the firewood. 1234 01:31:54,300 --> 01:31:58,691 Also with the electricity, but that's a different matter. 1235 01:31:59,013 --> 01:32:03,370 Enough with that... Workers! Marx! 1236 01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:11,080 Workers! The capitalists exploit the workers, who don't know they're workers... 1237 01:32:11,485 --> 01:32:15,820 ...because they don't have class-consciousness. The strike! 1238 01:32:16,214 --> 01:32:20,773 "Let's strike! Hey, how hard should I work for you? A strike is needed." 1239 01:32:21,454 --> 01:32:22,778 Look, look at him. 1240 01:32:23,043 --> 01:32:27,807 Freud says: "This table". If you say "toble" it's a Freudian slip. 1241 01:32:28,220 --> 01:32:30,922 You liked your mother? Oedipus complex. 1242 01:32:31,173 --> 01:32:34,483 Freud says unconsciousness is inside you. 1243 01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:37,558 Excuse me, Leonardo, now look at me. 1244 01:32:37,805 --> 01:32:41,639 A simple thing, a very easy thing: the thermometer. 1245 01:32:42,644 --> 01:32:45,636 The thermometer is easy. 1246 01:32:45,897 --> 01:32:49,890 The thermometer is a glass thing with mercury and all the little numbers inside. 1247 01:32:50,193 --> 01:32:54,983 It's to check if you're feverish. You can put it under your arm or in your mouth. 1248 01:32:55,324 --> 01:32:59,317 If the mercury reaches 35: 1249 01:33:00,538 --> 01:33:04,531 - Weak. - Weak. Look at me. 35: weak. 1250 01:33:04,834 --> 01:33:07,826 36: normal. They're all dashes. 1251 01:33:08,088 --> 01:33:11,478 You can have 36.5, 36.4, 1 to 37... 1252 01:33:11,758 --> 01:33:14,750 36: normal. 37... 1253 01:33:15,846 --> 01:33:18,109 - Average, red. - Look at me. 1254 01:33:18,414 --> 01:33:20,763 - 37 is already red? - Yes, my sister got it. 1255 01:33:21,072 --> 01:33:23,669 37: red, you're a bit feverish. 1256 01:33:23,989 --> 01:33:27,562 38: you're more feverish, 38: you have to stay at home. 1257 01:33:28,230 --> 01:33:29,949 You won't go out because you're cold. 1258 01:33:30,231 --> 01:33:34,114 39, 40, 41, 42: very red. 1259 01:33:34,407 --> 01:33:38,565 It's serious: hospital. You take the temperature, 1260 01:33:38,952 --> 01:33:43,710 if you get 39.5: hospital. And so it's something people may need. 1261 01:33:44,043 --> 01:33:48,559 - 35? - 35: weak. 1262 01:33:48,881 --> 01:33:51,873 - I don't feel like doing anything. - 38! 1263 01:33:53,122 --> 01:33:54,580 38... 1264 01:33:54,851 --> 01:33:59,362 Leonardo, 38... My God, he told you before. 1265 01:33:59,994 --> 01:34:03,047 It means fever, 38: you're feverish! 1266 01:34:04,189 --> 01:34:07,784 Alright, thanks. Let's go. It's useless. 1267 01:34:08,069 --> 01:34:10,264 Thanks, Leonardo. 1268 01:34:11,531 --> 01:34:14,523 You can stay if you want. I'm leaving. 1269 01:34:15,702 --> 01:34:18,899 Wait a moment... Leonardo, listen to me. 1270 01:34:19,164 --> 01:34:23,992 There's no haste... If you make effort... Hey? 1271 01:34:24,586 --> 01:34:25,985 Traffic lights. 1272 01:34:49,363 --> 01:34:51,752 Is it clear? 1273 01:34:53,866 --> 01:34:58,042 Don't say it's clear when you didn't understand. Why don't you say: 1274 01:34:58,429 --> 01:34:59,986 "I haven't understood"? I can tell you one more time. 1275 01:35:00,261 --> 01:35:02,651 But don't say it's all clear, is it clear? 1276 01:35:02,962 --> 01:35:06,477 - It's clear. - But you don't look convincing. 1277 01:35:06,756 --> 01:35:10,749 Then let's try, alright? The rule I explained. Pay attention. 1278 01:35:11,053 --> 01:35:14,250 I take the 40 card pack. TAH TAH TAH TAH, I shuffle, 1279 01:35:14,515 --> 01:35:16,466 I put the cards here. PAH PAH, I cut. 1280 01:35:16,758 --> 01:35:21,395 - I cut not to cheat. - That's right. Good. 1281 01:35:21,898 --> 01:35:25,334 Three cards for you, three cards for me. 1282 01:35:25,610 --> 01:35:33,005 On the table there are the seven of coins, the ace of coins, and the eight of swords. 1283 01:35:33,452 --> 01:35:36,108 You have the eight of batons, what will you capture? 1284 01:35:36,430 --> 01:35:38,423 - The seven of coins and the ace of coins. - Bravo! 1285 01:35:38,717 --> 01:35:41,420 Then you haven't understood anything, and you said you had! 1286 01:35:41,669 --> 01:35:44,365 I said if there's an eight on the table, 1287 01:35:44,689 --> 01:35:47,135 you cannot capture the seven and the ace! You must capture the eight! 1288 01:35:47,509 --> 01:35:48,894 But why? 1289 01:35:49,161 --> 01:35:53,913 Because it's a rule! It's the rule of the game, you just can't do it! 1290 01:35:54,325 --> 01:35:58,299 - Mario, let's go. - Not even the game of "Scopa". 1291 01:35:58,604 --> 01:36:01,198 I know. Good-bye, maestro. Thanks. Let's go. 1292 01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:05,638 Good-bye, maestro. However, Mamma mia d'o Carmine! 1293 01:36:08,531 --> 01:36:12,490 Seven and one, eight. Nine, eight... 1294 01:36:23,881 --> 01:36:27,562 (In Spanish) May the husband and wife be happy for many years! 1295 01:36:31,347 --> 01:36:37,820 (In Spanish) Miss, please take these glasses to those two gentlemen there. 1296 01:36:41,358 --> 01:36:45,351 (In Spanish) Gentlemen, this is for a toast to the married couple. 1297 01:36:45,654 --> 01:36:49,294 - Thanks, and may your kids be 'machos'! - Thanks! 1298 01:36:58,877 --> 01:37:03,891 That Fred, why doesn't he tell me America's beautiful and great? 1299 01:37:04,314 --> 01:37:09,611 Because she was really in his power. One day I told him: "Fred, come here". 1300 01:37:09,972 --> 01:37:16,571 - Who's Fred? - Alfredo, my sister's boyfriend, that jerk. 1301 01:37:16,980 --> 01:37:20,973 I said "Fred" because... I mean, is it clear? 1302 01:37:21,276 --> 01:37:26,608 One day... He'd really hypnotized her, 1303 01:37:27,045 --> 01:37:29,225 she'd lost her mind. She was like a walking ghost. 1304 01:37:29,451 --> 01:37:33,444 One day I went out and met them... 1305 01:37:33,748 --> 01:37:38,538 Or rather! One day, before going out, I told her... 1306 01:37:38,878 --> 01:37:44,669 "Gabriellina, I'll be back late tonight". You know what she answered me? 1307 01:37:46,553 --> 01:37:49,545 - "Okay!" - Really? 1308 01:37:50,474 --> 01:37:53,272 "Okay!" To me! 1309 01:37:54,807 --> 01:37:59,688 - He'd really hypnotized her. - That gave me the chills! 1310 01:38:00,073 --> 01:38:04,787 Starting that day, anything I said she always answered "okay". 1311 01:38:05,115 --> 01:38:09,313 I tried to avoid it, but sometimes some questions escaped me. 1312 01:38:09,619 --> 01:38:13,817 If I saw her sad, I asked if she felt bad and she said: "okay!" 1313 01:38:14,124 --> 01:38:18,402 Madonna bona! All the time! 1314 01:38:31,893 --> 01:38:38,784 Mario, don't panic! The girl who shot the arrow and then fainted is here. 1315 01:38:39,288 --> 01:38:42,134 Let's pretend to be Spanish, put your hat on. 1316 01:38:47,326 --> 01:38:49,920 (In Spanish) Hello. 1317 01:38:50,163 --> 01:38:53,360 - (Faking Spanish): 'Pinzimonios'? - No. 1318 01:38:53,625 --> 01:38:57,690 He's 'squeamishos', he doesn't like anything. 1319 01:38:58,072 --> 01:39:00,158 Are you Spanish? 1320 01:39:02,676 --> 01:39:07,466 Of course, both of us. We're pure 'Spanishos'. 1321 01:39:07,807 --> 01:39:13,279 - From where? - I'm from Madrid. 'Nativos', 1322 01:39:13,646 --> 01:39:17,275 because I travel a lot. 1323 01:39:18,693 --> 01:39:20,609 And you? 1324 01:39:22,573 --> 01:39:26,042 She's asking where you're 'fromos'. I said Madrid. 1325 01:39:29,705 --> 01:39:32,697 - Same 'placeos'. - 'Placeos'? 1326 01:39:32,959 --> 01:39:38,556 You don't know 'Placeos'? It's a very small village near... 1327 01:39:39,466 --> 01:39:45,063 It's difficult to find it in a map, it's in the province of 'Granadas'. 1328 01:39:45,430 --> 01:39:48,820 - Very small. - Small, there's just a house. 1329 01:39:49,101 --> 01:39:51,171 Ah! 1330 01:39:54,190 --> 01:39:57,182 How are things in 'Placeos'? 1331 01:39:57,944 --> 01:40:01,334 - You're really stupid! - How are things in 'Placeos'? 1332 01:40:02,157 --> 01:40:04,917 All's well. As we say... 1333 01:40:06,370 --> 01:40:08,166 'Olè!' 1334 01:40:09,206 --> 01:40:12,403 (In Spanish) How long have you travelled around Spain? 1335 01:40:12,668 --> 01:40:16,058 - Well, in Madrid we 'sayos'... - No. 1336 01:40:16,631 --> 01:40:21,210 (In Spanish) How long have you travelled around Spain? 1337 01:40:21,614 --> 01:40:24,717 Oh, sorry I got it 'wrongos'. 1338 01:40:26,391 --> 01:40:30,041 Goddam it, this time I haven't understood 'anythingos'. 1339 01:40:33,732 --> 01:40:38,838 Miss, we're Italian. Both of us. Then you fainted... 1340 01:40:39,265 --> 01:40:43,070 If you have something against us say it, because at least we can... 1341 01:40:43,368 --> 01:40:47,858 Not anymore, by now the ships have sailed. 1342 01:40:48,276 --> 01:40:49,713 Oh well... 1343 01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:52,855 Better so, the ships have sailed! 1344 01:40:53,508 --> 01:40:55,606 - What does it mean? - I don't know. 1345 01:40:56,048 --> 01:41:02,044 Maybe it's a Spanish proverb, as if to say: "Let's put an end to it". 1346 01:41:02,430 --> 01:41:05,339 However I'm happy to have found you again the day after. 1347 01:41:07,143 --> 01:41:10,135 - Another proverb, perhaps. - All proverbs! 1348 01:41:10,397 --> 01:41:17,269 - Excuse me, the day after what? - The day after the departure of Columbus. 1349 01:41:17,696 --> 01:41:21,325 - The departure of who? - Columbus! 1350 01:41:22,493 --> 01:41:25,565 The departure of Columbus! She knew! 1351 01:41:25,830 --> 01:41:30,572 - Why, Columbus has left? - Yes. 1352 01:41:30,983 --> 01:41:33,279 - From here, from Palos? - Yes. 1353 01:41:33,505 --> 01:41:34,679 Christopher Columbus? 1354 01:41:35,599 --> 01:41:37,631 - The Italian from Genoa? - Yes. 1355 01:41:37,990 --> 01:41:39,176 And he's left on three ships: 1356 01:41:39,514 --> 01:41:41,998 - 'Niña', 'Pinta' and 'Saint Maria'? - Yes. 1357 01:41:42,275 --> 01:41:45,069 Profiting by the winds that blow towards the west? 1358 01:41:45,314 --> 01:41:46,882 I don't know that. 1359 01:41:47,217 --> 01:41:49,942 Then don't speak! She says he's left. 1360 01:41:50,189 --> 01:41:53,560 I know, you're ignorant on the matter. No offence meant, but 1361 01:41:53,913 --> 01:41:55,653 I know that, I'm a school teacher, aren't I? 1362 01:41:55,936 --> 01:41:58,014 - He's a teacher. - It's my subject too, 1363 01:41:58,312 --> 01:42:01,756 it's my favourite subject. I test my students every day about that. 1364 01:42:02,035 --> 01:42:05,153 "Giachetti, who's Christopher Columbus?" "Teacher, 1365 01:42:05,495 --> 01:42:11,500 "Christopher Columbus left from Palos on September 6th or on August 3rd 1492." 1366 01:42:11,966 --> 01:42:14,038 Today is July 7th. 1367 01:42:14,257 --> 01:42:17,852 "He arrived in St. Salvador on October 12th 1492." "Bravo, 1368 01:42:18,136 --> 01:42:21,505 you failed". I'll fail him because I've never liked him. 1369 01:42:21,858 --> 01:42:25,148 I knew I'd fail him from the very start. He knows... 1370 01:42:25,497 --> 01:42:27,355 He's never really liked him. 1371 01:42:27,563 --> 01:42:31,954 - He's decided to fail him, and he will. - I'll fail him! 1372 01:42:32,276 --> 01:42:35,473 But how could Columbus leave? It's two months earlier. 1373 01:42:35,738 --> 01:42:39,731 One can be mistaken by a day or two, not by two months. 1374 01:42:40,034 --> 01:42:42,628 He's got an education, he's not an imbecile. 1375 01:42:42,871 --> 01:42:46,294 And then, did you hear it on the radio that Columbus left? 1376 01:42:46,649 --> 01:42:49,384 - How do you know? - Because the other soldiers and I 1377 01:42:49,709 --> 01:42:53,030 had to prevent all the foreigners from crossing the Spanish border 1378 01:42:53,299 --> 01:42:57,567 till the departure of the Italian, and now he's gone. 1379 01:42:59,055 --> 01:43:03,175 Then you shot us because... Then you fainted 1380 01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:05,989 - and that's why we could pass? - Yes. 1381 01:43:06,229 --> 01:43:10,222 - And Christopher Columbus left. - Yes. 1382 01:43:12,403 --> 01:43:15,821 Excuse me, I'm going to ask something to the "hostess". 1383 01:43:16,175 --> 01:43:17,428 Where are you going? 1384 01:43:18,659 --> 01:43:22,720 Excuse me Miss. I'd like to know... 1385 01:43:23,103 --> 01:43:25,371 Christopher Columbus left, alright. 1386 01:43:25,676 --> 01:43:28,065 But he left as if to say... 1387 01:43:28,295 --> 01:43:31,872 - He left. - Yes, but as if to say "I'm leaving"? 1388 01:43:32,432 --> 01:43:34,115 And he didn't say anything else? 1389 01:43:34,396 --> 01:43:40,279 Maybe he told his wife: "Maria, I'm going out"? 1390 01:43:41,225 --> 01:43:44,449 - He left. - Didn't he say: 1391 01:43:44,796 --> 01:43:47,559 - "I'll be back in two or three days"? - He left. 1392 01:43:47,885 --> 01:43:51,237 - He really left. Excuse me. - Miss, since you're sober... 1393 01:43:51,589 --> 01:43:56,164 Christopher Columbus had to leave from here, from Palos, in August or in September. 1394 01:43:56,491 --> 01:44:01,770 We're in July now and they say he's already gone. Is it true? Don't lie. 1395 01:44:02,123 --> 01:44:05,752 - Columbus left? - (In Spanish) He left yesterday. 1396 01:44:06,043 --> 01:44:10,434 You made me come here in July, you said he'd leave in September! 1397 01:44:10,757 --> 01:44:14,147 - Today is July 7th? - Yes, July 7th. 1398 01:44:14,427 --> 01:44:17,703 - He left on July 6th. - And now what? 1399 01:44:17,973 --> 01:44:23,172 I'd punch your head ten times for the journey you've forced me to take! 1400 01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:27,115 - I don't think he left. - I'm going to ask her. 1401 01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:30,392 Miss, listen to me. 1402 01:44:30,653 --> 01:44:34,441 Christopher Columbus... 1403 01:44:34,741 --> 01:44:38,529 - left on his ships? - Yes, he left. 1404 01:44:38,829 --> 01:44:42,219 Are you sure he didn't say "I'm going out"? Saverio, wait! 1405 01:44:44,835 --> 01:44:48,623 Come on, Mario. Maybe we're still in time. 1406 01:44:48,923 --> 01:44:52,063 - Saverio, wait a moment. - Run faster! 1407 01:44:52,406 --> 01:44:56,020 It's useless, he left yesterday! 1408 01:44:56,306 --> 01:44:58,099 Where are you going? 1409 01:45:05,440 --> 01:45:08,318 Christopher Columbus! Christopher Columbus! 1410 01:45:11,447 --> 01:45:14,041 Columbus! 1411 01:45:15,159 --> 01:45:16,797 Columbus! 1412 01:45:16,995 --> 01:45:21,511 - Maybe he left! - He's not there, Saverio. 1413 01:45:21,833 --> 01:45:25,269 - Columbus! - But are you crazy? 1414 01:45:25,545 --> 01:45:28,537 - He's no longer there. - Let go of me. 1415 01:45:28,799 --> 01:45:31,127 - Saverio! - Columbus, 1416 01:45:31,435 --> 01:45:34,743 - can't you get back for a second? - He's not there! 1417 01:45:35,556 --> 01:45:38,239 Columbus! Columbus! 1418 01:45:38,562 --> 01:45:41,187 Why did you turn around? He's not Marco Polo! That way! 1419 01:45:41,508 --> 01:45:45,718 - He's no longer there. He's gone. - He's gone! 1420 01:45:46,107 --> 01:45:49,057 Now we must go back to Italy. 1421 01:45:49,321 --> 01:45:51,837 Let's cut across his path, we'll be ahead of him. 1422 01:45:52,153 --> 01:45:55,965 You want to cut across the sea? 1423 01:45:56,641 --> 01:45:59,013 - Let's go, Saverio. - Columbus Christopher! 1424 01:45:59,248 --> 01:46:04,481 He's gone, he's no longer there. It's useless for you to act crazy. 1425 01:46:04,838 --> 01:46:09,309 Damn you! Why leave in such a hurry? 1426 01:46:09,634 --> 01:46:12,626 America would have been discovered all the same. 1427 01:46:12,888 --> 01:46:18,963 - You made me come so far! - Now what should I tell my sister? 1428 01:46:19,353 --> 01:46:24,143 - Why? You wanted Columbus to relieve her? - No, Mario. 1429 01:46:24,484 --> 01:46:27,282 Mario... I have to tell him. 1430 01:46:27,529 --> 01:46:32,205 - You can punch my head ten times now. - Why? 1431 01:46:32,534 --> 01:46:36,004 - Punch my head ten times! - Saverio, stop it! 1432 01:46:36,288 --> 01:46:41,334 I wanted to punch your head before. Now I don't, you're already suffering enough! 1433 01:46:41,758 --> 01:46:44,509 - Punch my head ten times! - Are you crazy? 1434 01:46:44,755 --> 01:46:47,144 Punch my head, Mario! 1435 01:46:47,383 --> 01:46:52,776 It's already hard enough for us to be in 1400, and you also act crazy? 1436 01:46:53,244 --> 01:46:57,854 Fred, my sister's girlfriend, is American. 1437 01:46:58,186 --> 01:47:03,465 He worked for the NATO in Pisa. If I had stopped Columbus... 1438 01:47:03,817 --> 01:47:08,811 ...that imbecile wouldn't have been born and my sister would have been well. 1439 01:47:09,157 --> 01:47:10,923 And we travelled so far for that? 1440 01:47:11,207 --> 01:47:15,292 - Then I'll punch your head! - Yes. Harder. 1441 01:47:15,675 --> 01:47:17,536 But what the hell! 1442 01:47:17,749 --> 01:47:22,743 You risked to die to come to Spain! Are you crazy? 1443 01:47:23,088 --> 01:47:24,880 All for your sister! 1444 01:47:26,173 --> 01:47:28,842 - I'd punch you in the head! - Do it! 1445 01:47:29,275 --> 01:47:32,252 No, I can't see you like that. 1446 01:47:32,515 --> 01:47:37,714 If we ever get back, because here it'is really bad, bad, bad... 1447 01:47:38,063 --> 01:47:43,182 ...I'll marry Gabriellina! Yes, I'll marry her. 1448 01:47:43,609 --> 01:47:47,403 - You'll marry her? - If we get back there. 1449 01:47:47,698 --> 01:47:51,088 - Then you've always liked her. - No, I've never liked her, 1450 01:47:51,368 --> 01:47:56,965 but if by chance we get back there and I feel well, I'll marry her. 1451 01:47:57,333 --> 01:48:00,131 My sister married! 1452 01:48:00,378 --> 01:48:04,894 - Swear you'll marry her. - It was so to speak! 1453 01:48:05,217 --> 01:48:09,529 - Swear it. You have to say: "I swear". - I swear. 1454 01:48:09,847 --> 01:48:14,637 - But only if we should get back. - Alright. 1455 01:48:14,977 --> 01:48:20,370 I'd even accept to marry Gabriellina, just to get back. 1456 01:48:20,733 --> 01:48:22,313 - Is it clear? - Alright. 1457 01:48:22,589 --> 01:48:26,120 If we ever get back... But stop acting crazy. 1458 01:48:58,691 --> 01:49:00,886 A train! 1459 01:49:04,280 --> 01:49:07,310 - I won't marry Gabriellina! - Yes you will! 1460 01:49:07,824 --> 01:49:08,965 No, I won't! 1461 01:49:21,215 --> 01:49:23,206 Stop! 1462 01:49:24,969 --> 01:49:27,563 Hey, stop! 1463 01:49:32,328 --> 01:49:35,328 What did I tell you? We're going home! 1464 01:49:40,819 --> 01:49:42,510 Engineers! 1465 01:49:46,779 --> 01:49:48,406 Train! 1466 01:49:49,579 --> 01:49:53,030 That cannot be! 1467 01:49:54,323 --> 01:49:55,779 Why? 1468 01:49:56,127 --> 01:49:57,511 No! 1469 01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:03,074 Don't worry: 33, 33 and 33! 1470 01:50:07,477 --> 01:50:07,477 # English subtitles: lyliakar # specifically made for vigokrell 124413