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? Luxury comedy
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? Ooh yeah
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? La la la-la-la-la la
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? People running down,
people making love
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? La la la-la-la-la la
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? People in the night,
people up above
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? Ooh yeah
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? Luxury comedy
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? Ooh yeah
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'Come on, man!'
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MUSIC: HEAVY DRUM INTRO
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? Yeah, come on!
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? I'm crawling up the road,
I'm licking up the toad
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? Got a Japanese dream boy
living in my eyeball
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? Crawling up the road,
eating up the toad
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? Licking up the road
with the Japanese dream boy... ?
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Who's this?
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Lysergic Casserole.
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Best band ever.
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Never heard of them.
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No-one ever has, that's the problem.
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Made one blinding album in the '60s
then disappeared. It all went wrong.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it was the '60s.
A lot of drugs kicking around.
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They took so much LSD they got
trapped in their own guitar case.
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Really?
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Yeah! I've got it here, actually.
I bought it on eBay.
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Look, they're still in here!
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I'm so hungry, man!
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Can't we stop at
Poppa Yod's old food cafe?
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I really need a beanburger, man.
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Are you out of your mind, Charlie?
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That's my raison d'etre, man.
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Poppa Yod's the reason we're in
this mess in the first place, man.
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Everyone knows he's using sheets
of acid instead of cheese, man.
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What'd you have to order
double Swiss for, Charlie?
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Oh God, Charlie, man,
I can't feel my own hands!
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I'm sorry, man!
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(COYOTE HOWLS)
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My shins are made of doo-wop music!
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Look! There's Orson Welles!
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Do you know what? I quite fancy
a beanburger from Poppa Yod's.
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Can you nip out and get me one?
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It's in California.
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If you can't be bothered,
I'll have a sandwich.
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What do you want in it?
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Folk music.
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And make sure it's toasted.
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? ..Eyeball seesaw. ?
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Lysergic Casserole. The '60s.
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I remember I worked with
Jim Morrison in the '60s
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and he insisted that everyone he
worked with had leather trousers on.
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Obviously, I haven't got legs, so
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he whipped out a sewing machine
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and designed a large flat black
leather pocket for me to sit in
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and, um, I produced
the albums from there.
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Like a sort of Nazi kangaroo pouch.
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? They call me Diamondback
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? Yeah, they call me Diamondback
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? My father was a pet shop junkie
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? My mother had 100 eyes
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? My mother had 100 eyes
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(RATTLES)
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? I crawled out of a swamp in Putney
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? I'm my own percussion,
that's my surprise (RATTLES)
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? That's my surprise
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(RATTLES)
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? They call me Diamondback
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? Yeah, Diamondback
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(RATTLES)
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? Oh, call me Diamondback
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? Yeah, I'm Diamondback
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(RATTLES)
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BIRDS TWEET
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What are you doing?
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I can't bear it any more. Lysergic
Casserole are my favourite band.
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I can't watch them going round
and round inside their own minds.
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I've built a ramp out of Ryvita.
I'm going to set them free.
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Think they'll be all right?
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Yeah! What do you mean?
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They are from the '60s. The world's
changed and they're on a lot of acid.
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I know, but imagine if they get out.
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They might make a second album.
I could be their manager.
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I never had a job before.
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All right, boys, you've got to get
out of here, cos I need a job.
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Go on, boys! you can make it happen.
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Hey, look, man. It's a miracle!
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It's a ramp made out of Ryvita!
We are home free, brother!
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I swear I saw the hand of God place
it there himself, Charlie, man!
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Hold on, brother!
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We are free!
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Woo! Hoo-hoo!
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WIND RUSHES
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Man, whose hands are these, Charlie?
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Um, mine.
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Woo!
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Woo-hoo!
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Oh, man! Aw...
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MUSIC FROM VISION ON'S
"GALLERY"
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HARD HOUSE MUSIC
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"GALLERY" MUSIC
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HARD HOUSE MUSIC
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"GALLERY" MUSIC
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HARD HOUSE MUSIC
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PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC
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WHIP CRACKS
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A foul-mouthed kookaburra slotted
into the top pocket of a wallaby.
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A wallaby, like a kangaroo
but a different animal entirely.
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Well done, Noel.
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And thank you to
Jeremy Beautifulchest
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for the soundscape to
this haunting piece of work.
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Let's put it in the gallery.
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Along with this portrait
of Andre the Giant
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sent in by Sam Makepeace,
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aged only five years old.
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Well done, Sam,
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and well done
to Sam's older brother,
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who actually did the work.
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That's right, Sam, we've been
watching you for five years,
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anticipating the moment when
you would try and cheat the system.
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Was it really worth it, Sam?
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Was it really worth it?
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? I'm going to have some
bug soup tonight... ?
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I feel like my skin is really creepy.
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GHOSTLY HIGH-PITCHED COOING
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Who goes there?
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Are you here for my birthday?
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I didn't know anyone would come.
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I'm 100 today, you know.
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(SQUEAKY VOICE) This is the black
milk that the Fewwawi Man bwings.
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This is the spit that the
Devil Man siiiings!
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BOWL SHATTERS
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Interesting observation.
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Vodka jelly?
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Mmm!
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Oh, all 20!
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You're a thirsty one!
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Oh, you're really getting
the party going, aren't you?
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Here, try this on.
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Oh, look.
I've got a tongue just like you.
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PARTY WHISTLE BLOWS
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(LAUGHS)
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I've got an idea.
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Let's play a party game!
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Yes, you try.
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Eeeeeee!
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Oh, yes! Oh, yes, it's wonderful!
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It's wonderful! Keep doing it!
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How about some music?
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THROBBING KEYBOARD MUSIC
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Yes. These are notes.
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Oh!
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That's a good choice.
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It's my birthday and I'm 100!
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It's my birthday!
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I'm 100! It's my birthday!
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Can you sing?
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Yeee...
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Ah-ee ur-day!
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Ee-buh-day!
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Mappy buh-day!
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You have a lovely voice.
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Reminds me of a young Edvard Grieg.
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? Blow out the candles
and make a wish while you can
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? Blow out the candles
and make a wish while you can
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? It's your birthday
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? And it's your birthday
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? Happy birthday
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? Happy birthday
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? You got a card from your nan
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? And you opened it up,
there was money inside
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? It's a voucher!
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? You got a card from your nan
and you opened it up
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? And it had money inside
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? It's a voucher!
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? Yeah, it had money inside
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? It's a voucher!
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? Yeah, it had money inside
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? Whose voucher?
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? Happy birthday
Gonna give you the bumps
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? And it's your birthday
I'm gonna give you the bumps
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? Happy birthday
I'm gonna give you the bumps
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? Now it's your birthday
Gonna give you the bumps
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? Happy birthday
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? Gonna give you the bumps
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? Yeah, it's your birthday
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? Gonna give you the bumps
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? Happy birthday
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? Gonna give you the bumps
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? Happy birthday
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? Gonna give you the bumps
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MAJESTIC CHORAL MUSIC
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Oh, no. It's God.
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Ghost of a Flea, what are you doing?
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Sorry.
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Go and wait in the car.
I'll deal with you later.
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Bye.
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Oh, don't forget your party bag.
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William Jessop, stop summoning up
visitors from the other side
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and instigating parties with them.
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But it is my birthday.
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Nevertheless,
this won't happen again, will it?
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Probably...no.
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Right. I'll be off, then.
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Would you like a party bag?
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Hmm, what's in it?
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Cake and a toy.
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Cake and a toy?
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Hmm, go on, I'll take one. Not for
me, you understand. For Jesus.
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Right. I'll be off, then.
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Left a typhoon on in India.
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What a dick.
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HARD HOUSE MUSIC
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? Ooh, yeah ?
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Noel, can you sign
my holiday form, please?
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Yeah, all right.
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I am going on holiday
with Picasso and Keith Haring.
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Hold on,
who's going to do my cleaning?
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My friend will cover for me.
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Not wonky Steve!
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No, he's still in prison.
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Who, then?
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Frida Kahlo,
the surrealist painter.
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No way! I love her staff.
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She's amazing.
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Mm.
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Where are you going?
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Center Parcs.
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Well, send me a postcard, yes?
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Yes.
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I will need some spending money.
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Oh, right, yeah.
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Is that enough?
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A little more, maybe.
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Wait a minute, didn't I already
pay you about two days ago?
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Yes.
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What have you spent it on?
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J-cloths.
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J-cloths?
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All right, then.
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Nice suitcase.
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Yes. Jackson Pollock gave it to me
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and I borrowed this rucksack
from Rene Magritte.
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STEAM TRAIN WHISTLE
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Yeah, I mean, it's a nice design,
but probably gets a bit annoying.
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No, it doesn't.
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Why haven't I got a rucksack?
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We're off to see the jelly fox.
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The jelly fox, the jelly fox.
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We're off to see the jelly fox,
who gives you what you need.
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We're off to see the jelly fox,
the jelly fox.
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Look at us, we're off to see
the jelly fox.
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It'll give us what we need.
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Me, little Chrissy.
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Him, Claw.
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(HUMS)
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Him, the Spoon Snake.
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Am I nothing?
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And him at the end,
McCoy.
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(CRUNCHES)
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Gotta go and see the jelly fox.
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He's a super being.
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He's a super magic man.
264
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,242
He'll give you what you need.
265
00:14:31,242 --> 00:14:32,682
(HUMS)
266
00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:36,162
He lives in a blue fabric castle
with the red creases in it.
267
00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:38,002
THUNDER AND LIGHTING
268
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:42,122
I saw him once, assuming
the shape of the rest in snooker.
269
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:43,922
(CRUNCHES)
270
00:14:43,922 --> 00:14:45,882
I saw him in a Spanish canoe.
271
00:14:45,882 --> 00:14:47,242
(HUMS)
272
00:14:47,242 --> 00:14:50,442
He's got special powers
to give you what you need.
273
00:14:50,442 --> 00:14:52,242
He's going to give me a tablet
274
00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:56,882
that dissolves in wine
to wipe away my past.
275
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,642
I've got to wipe away my past
276
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,882
because I've killed
everyone in my village.
277
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,242
(HUMS)
278
00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:05,362
I killed everyone in my village
with an Argos pen.
279
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,082
Am I nothing?
280
00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:11,602
Spoon Snake's wife
wants a wet room.
281
00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,362
But I think Spoon Snake,
282
00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:17,522
he doesn't want to use his wish
from the jelly fox on a wet room.
283
00:15:17,522 --> 00:15:20,202
Am I nothing?
284
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:24,522
He told me he wants to be
in a Mel Gibson vehicle.
285
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:27,162
He wants to be in Apocalypto.
286
00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,922
I said to him,
"It's already been filmed,
287
00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:33,482
"you can't be an Apocalypto."
He says,
288
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:39,242
"I can be in Apocalypto.
I can be in the new Apocalypto."
289
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:43,042
I said, "There's no such
thing as the new Apocalypto."
290
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,642
He said, "There is.
291
00:15:45,642 --> 00:15:47,482
"It's like Apocalypto...
292
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:52,722
..but everyone's got
toothpaste on their eye."
293
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:56,322
I said, I don't think that
Mel Gibson's agreed to that.
294
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,122
(CRUNCHES)
295
00:15:58,122 --> 00:16:01,482
You are going to love this.
296
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,922
Let me see.
297
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,522
What's that supposed to be?
298
00:16:05,522 --> 00:16:06,482
A tiger!
299
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,522
I asked for David Bowie.
300
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:09,362
You look exactly like him.
301
00:16:09,362 --> 00:16:10,402
Really?
302
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,442
When he went through
his Tiger period?
303
00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:12,522
Yes.
304
00:16:12,522 --> 00:16:13,242
Just after Aladdin Sane?
305
00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:14,322
Yes.
306
00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:15,602
Don't mind me.
307
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:16,802
All right, Frida.
308
00:16:16,802 --> 00:16:17,922
Hello, David.
309
00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:20,602
Who's that?
310
00:16:20,602 --> 00:16:22,122
Frida Kahlo, my new cleaner.
311
00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:23,882
It's clearly Andy.
312
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,122
Andy?
313
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,202
Yes?
314
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,402
(No, you're not Andy!)
315
00:16:28,402 --> 00:16:29,762
Andy, what are you doing?
316
00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:31,162
I am not Andy Warhol,
317
00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:34,082
I am Frida Kahlo,
the Mexican surrealist.
318
00:16:34,082 --> 00:16:36,202
Andy Warhol has gone
on his holidays.
319
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:39,082
Andy, it's totally cool
for you to wear a dress.
320
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,962
We are all cool people, you know.
321
00:16:40,962 --> 00:16:44,282
Sometimes, I dress up as a cross
between a fireman and a baby,
322
00:16:44,282 --> 00:16:46,002
and I call myself a fire-baby.
323
00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:47,962
When did you do that, you sicko?
324
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:50,202
I didn't know
you're a transvestite, Andy.
325
00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:51,922
I'm not transvestite!
326
00:16:51,922 --> 00:16:54,402
I'm Frida Kahlo,
the Mexican surrealist.
327
00:16:54,402 --> 00:16:56,882
Andy Warhol has gone
on his holidays.
328
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,882
You gave him spending money,
remember?
329
00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:01,282
OK, don't go on about it already.
330
00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:02,642
I'm not going on about it!
331
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:06,042
If you want to wear a dress in front
of the whole group, that's fine.
332
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:08,002
It's so cool, Andy.
333
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:10,002
I'm not Andy! I'm Frida Kahlo!
334
00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:13,002
Look, everyone stop talking now!
335
00:17:13,002 --> 00:17:15,282
Who's this hottie?
336
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:18,802
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
It's Frida Kahlo, covering for Andy Warhol
337
00:17:18,802 --> 00:17:20,162
while he's on his holidays.
338
00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:21,242
All right, Frida?
339
00:17:21,242 --> 00:17:24,002
I was thinking of hitting
Pizza Express. Want to join me?
340
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,162
Yah. Yah, great.
341
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:26,282
OK.
342
00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:27,402
Smooth!
343
00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:28,242
What are you doing?
344
00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:30,362
I've always had a thing
for Latino girls!
345
00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:32,922
Yeah, you know that's Andy Warhol,
don't you?
346
00:17:34,442 --> 00:17:35,682
Yeah.
347
00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:41,722
So, maybe sometimes you give me
some spending money?
348
00:17:41,722 --> 00:17:43,842
Don't think so.
349
00:17:43,842 --> 00:17:46,562
I don't give spending money
to fire-babies.
350
00:17:46,562 --> 00:17:48,362
It's not a joke, Noel.
351
00:17:48,362 --> 00:17:50,362
What do you do, anyway?
352
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,882
Is it like a fireman's top half
and then a nappy?
353
00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:53,762
No.
354
00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,402
Is it a romper suit and helmet?
355
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:56,602
Yes.
356
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:57,722
Ridiculous.
357
00:17:57,722 --> 00:17:59,002
It's not ridiculous. It's a concept.
358
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:01,042
It's quite ridiculous, like a joke.
359
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:03,362
It's not a joke.
It's a serious concept.
360
00:18:03,362 --> 00:18:04,202
It's a joke.
361
00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:05,722
It's not. It's a concept.
It's insulting of you.
362
00:18:05,722 --> 00:18:06,762
It's a joke.
363
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:07,402
It's a concept.
364
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:07,882
It's a joke.
365
00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:08,362
It's a concept.
366
00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:09,482
I think it's a joke.
367
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:11,042
Well, I know it's a concept.
368
00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,242
OK, let's consult Hawkeye.
369
00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:13,242
Fine.
370
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,242
'Concept.'
371
00:18:19,242 --> 00:18:20,722
See, it's a concept.
372
00:18:20,722 --> 00:18:22,802
Ugh! Where are you going now?
373
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,402
The station -
there's been a small emergency.
374
00:18:25,402 --> 00:18:27,362
FIREMAN'S BELL
375
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,282
I'm coming.
376
00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:33,042
WHEELS SQUEAK
377
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:35,242
It's not a concept, is it?
378
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:43,882
I'm a bit puffed out, actually.
379
00:18:43,882 --> 00:18:48,882
I'm puffed out like in 1986,
when I went to Crete in a moccasin.
380
00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:51,082
I think we might need to have a
little rest.
381
00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:53,442
You can't really go and see
the jelly fox in one go.
382
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,442
(HUMS)
383
00:18:55,442 --> 00:18:57,642
I think it's time to have a
little drinky.
384
00:18:57,642 --> 00:19:00,482
Get the straws out, McCoy.
385
00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:04,482
Get the straws out, McCoy.
386
00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:08,362
I love McCoy.
387
00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:11,122
But I'll crush him like a goose egg.
388
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:13,122
(HUMS)
389
00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:16,482
He's got the straws all wrapped
up in a David Essex poster.
390
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,322
Am I nothing?
391
00:19:19,322 --> 00:19:22,002
Look at Spoon Snake.
392
00:19:22,002 --> 00:19:24,242
He doesn't even know
what's going on.
393
00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:28,762
His face is like a green dish.
394
00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:31,562
Am I nothing?
395
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,442
Let's all have some fizzy pop.
396
00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:36,802
Not you, McCoy, you've got diabetes.
397
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:38,842
McCoy's got diabetes.
398
00:19:40,602 --> 00:19:44,522
We all laugh at that but it's not
a joke, it's a medical condition.
399
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:56,562
Look at McCoy.
400
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,082
He's so racist.
401
00:20:00,122 --> 00:20:01,162
THUNDER
402
00:20:01,162 --> 00:20:03,682
Oh! Look at John Travolta,
403
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,282
standing in the window,
eating crisps.
404
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,362
He's got a bumper pack.
405
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:12,242
He's tucked them
into the front of his shorts.
406
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:14,522
His cape goes on for ever.
407
00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,202
He's so Italian.
408
00:20:16,202 --> 00:20:19,802
There's Italian pollen coming
off his face
409
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,482
and giving me hay fever.
410
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,362
Right, come on,
411
00:20:23,362 --> 00:20:26,162
Spoon Snake, Claw, McCoy,
412
00:20:26,162 --> 00:20:27,762
we ain't got a moment to lose.
413
00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:30,122
Am I nothing?
414
00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:32,122
I'm going through
a terrible divorce.
415
00:20:33,642 --> 00:20:35,842
OK, it's a film.
416
00:20:35,842 --> 00:20:38,202
Three words. First word.
417
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:40,202
Pinching Slimbar!
418
00:20:40,202 --> 00:20:41,242
What?
419
00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:42,802
Pinching Slimbar!
420
00:20:42,802 --> 00:20:44,482
That's not even a word.
421
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:46,362
Pinching Slimbar.
422
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:55,442
Oh, I know it,
it's the Kevin Bacon one.
423
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:58,242
You know, the one where he plays the
paedophile. Oh, what's it called?
424
00:20:58,242 --> 00:21:00,322
Um... Pinching Slimbar.
425
00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:01,762
Pinching Slimbar.
426
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:05,602
Good vehicle for Bacon, that was.
Really brought him back after Footloose.
427
00:21:05,602 --> 00:21:07,762
Pinching Slimbar.
428
00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:12,402
THUNDER
429
00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:14,162
Almost there.
430
00:21:14,162 --> 00:21:16,442
Spoon Snake, phone your wife.
431
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,722
Tell her you'll probably never
see her again.
432
00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:22,562
We're entering the dark zone.
433
00:21:24,882 --> 00:21:27,162
We're literally on the jelly fox's
doorstep.
434
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,282
We're all going to get what we need.
435
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:35,202
Claw, please,
slip on the knocking glove
436
00:21:35,202 --> 00:21:38,562
and let loose
with your porcelain digits.
437
00:21:38,562 --> 00:21:39,962
(HUMS)
438
00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:43,962
We don't want to upset him
by scratching the new mahogany.
439
00:21:43,962 --> 00:21:46,042
Knock on his door.
440
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:48,002
KNOCKS ON DOOR
441
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,402
Oh!
442
00:21:50,402 --> 00:21:52,402
Everyone hold hands,
443
00:21:52,402 --> 00:21:55,122
I can hear him
coming down the stairs.
444
00:21:56,682 --> 00:22:00,802
I can hear his booming
voice as he gets closer.
445
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,762
GROANING
446
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:09,722
(SCREAMING)
447
00:22:09,722 --> 00:22:11,282
GROANING
448
00:22:11,282 --> 00:22:13,082
(SCREAMING)
449
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,642
GROANING
450
00:22:14,642 --> 00:22:16,082
(PANTING)
451
00:22:16,082 --> 00:22:17,362
GROANING
452
00:22:17,362 --> 00:22:18,642
(SCREAMING)
453
00:22:18,642 --> 00:22:19,802
GROANING
454
00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:22,242
(SCREAMING)
455
00:22:27,522 --> 00:22:30,082
What are you lot doing here?
456
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:33,162
Oh, my God,
he's got like a whole little world.
457
00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:35,682
You're not supposed to be back
until 11:30!
458
00:22:35,682 --> 00:22:38,962
Ah, look, there's John Travolta
at the window, eating crisps.
459
00:22:38,962 --> 00:22:41,402
Yeah, he's at the window
and he's eating crisps.
460
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,562
Great. Can you get out now, please?
461
00:22:45,002 --> 00:22:47,042
We can still see you, Noel.
462
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,922
You know there's no coming
back from this?
463
00:22:48,922 --> 00:22:50,522
Yeah. I'm fully aware of that.
464
00:22:50,522 --> 00:22:52,402
Now, it'd be great if you could all
go.
465
00:22:54,682 --> 00:22:57,322
So, Noel,
is this a joke or a concept?
466
00:23:01,602 --> 00:23:03,722
It's a concept.
467
00:23:03,772 --> 00:23:08,322
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