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Ted Tucker here, nature survivalist. 7 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,126 Because I'm awesome and because I feel like it, 8 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:28,328 I am finally documenting my genius 9 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:29,997 for you lazy viewers at home. 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:33,333 Now, if you'll excuse me, nature calls. 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,835 (SNIFFING) 12 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,970 -(LAUGHING) -(PANTS ZIPPING) 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,138 Uh-oh. 14 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,774 As I was saying, 15 00:00:39,841 --> 00:00:42,342 I've been going on month-long wilderness expeditions for years. 16 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,045 But the time has come for me 17 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,280 to pass some of my wisdom onto you. 18 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,217 Now, in past expeditions, I've drank my own tears, 19 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,253 outran a puma with an unexpected weight in my pants, 20 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,890 and one time, I almost starved, so I ate a family of rabbits. 21 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:58,259 Huh? 22 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,894 -That's right. A family of rabbits. -What the... 23 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,996 The number one rule of wilderness survival 24 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,564 is finding a suitable campsite. 25 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,632 (EXCLAIMS) What was that? 26 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,369 (CHUCKLING) This is gonna be fun. 27 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,438 The first thing you wanna do is build yourself a shelter. 28 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,639 Now, I'm gonna show you 29 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,208 an easy way to build a lean-to. 30 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,177 Just stack a bunch of sticks and branches 31 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,378 against a fallen log, like this. 32 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,947 And wham-o! 33 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:23,550 You got yourself a safe and sturdy lean-to. 34 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:26,052 (GRUNTS) I'm okay. 35 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,221 (GRUNTING) 36 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,523 Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong. 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,259 Last time, I didn't make sure 38 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,595 the branches extended far enough over the log. 39 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,797 Look at how sturdy it is now. 40 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,266 I'll be protected from the elements in no time... 41 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:41,067 (SCREAMS) 42 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:42,269 (GRUNTS) 43 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:43,985 (SCREAMING) 44 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:50,524 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 45 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:58,286 Step two of setting up your lean-to is to set up a tent. 46 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,088 Now, this tent will provide me adequate shelter 47 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,657 from nature's nighttime elements. 48 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,960 Getting proper rest is very important, 49 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:09,096 so I'm gonna turn in a little early. 50 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,698 -(HOWLING) -What was that? 51 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,734 (HOWLING CONTINUES) 52 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,769 (SHUDDERING) 53 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,639 Since we're miles from any drinkable water, 54 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,975 I've collected almost a full cup of sweat from sandwich baggies 55 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,877 I strategically placed in the ling of my clothing. 56 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:28,944 Now, I just need to boil it to make it drinkable. 57 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:34,120 (GRUNTS) 58 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:34,989 Eureka! 59 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,991 (STAMMERING) What was that? 60 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,327 No, no, no, no, no, no! 61 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:41,595 (SLURPING) 62 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:45,866 (CHOKES) 63 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,501 I'm going to perish out here. 64 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:48,869 (SOBBING) 65 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,006 Remember, "A family of rabbits". 66 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,774 If you're rations are running low, 67 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,176 you can live off the land. 68 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,878 Now, you wouldn't want to eat these berries. 69 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,648 These cause dry mouth, nausea, and diarrhea. 70 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:05,652 So, I'm off to find some edible blueberries to eat. 71 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,622 (CHUCKLING) 72 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,324 (SLURPING) Mmm. 73 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,160 Delicious... Oh! 74 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:18,227 (HOARSELY) These berries shouldn't cause dry mouth. 75 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,667 (GRUNTING) 76 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,170 (IMITATING CHICKEN) 77 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,240 (SHUDDERING) 78 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,042 Morning! (STRAINED CHUCKLE) 79 00:03:28,109 --> 00:03:31,011 Today, I'm gonna show you how to set up an animal trap 80 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:34,282 using a few simple knots. 81 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,583 Few simple... (GRUNTING FRUSTRATINGLY) 82 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,454 Ah. And there we go. 83 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,923 Just rember, these traps are super sensitive, 84 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:46,393 even the slightest movement can set it off. 85 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,494 (EXCLAIMS) 86 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,528 (SCREAMS) 87 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,764 (GRUNTING) 88 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,366 (STRAINING) Now, the most important thing 89 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,935 to rember in a situation like this 90 00:03:55,002 --> 00:04:00,002 is to be as calm and collected as possible. 91 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,140 (EXCLAIMING) 92 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,782 (SOBBING) 93 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:13,620 (SNORING) 94 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:16,758 -(SAWING) -(GRUNTS) 95 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:19,760 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy. Mommy, Daddy, Mommy. Mommy, Daddy. 96 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:23,864 (SNORING) 97 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,668 Shh. 98 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,536 BUGS: Coochie-coochie-coo! 99 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,737 (EXCLAIMS) What the... 100 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,739 Whee! 101 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,708 Who's there? 102 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,978 -(GROWLING) -(SCREAMING) 103 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,695 Ow! Ow! Ow! 104 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:48,989 (PANTING) 105 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:52,656 -(SCREAMING) -(GROWLING) 106 00:04:56,564 --> 00:05:01,564 (SCREAMING) Oh! Just get it over with! 107 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:05,005 Hmm. Maybe I'm being a little too hard on this guy. 108 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,607 TED: I'm so hungry. 109 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,743 I sure could go for a family of rabbits right about now. 110 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,479 No, I'm not. 111 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,648 (SHIVERING) 112 00:05:13,715 --> 00:05:15,115 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy. Mommy, Daddy, Mommy. 113 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,751 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy. Mommy, Daddy. 114 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:19,153 If you feel you've been out in the woods too long 115 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:21,121 and nature wants to destroy you, 116 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:24,091 you can always build a signal fire. 117 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,960 Come on! (GRUNTING) 118 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,429 I can't take it anymore! 119 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,765 (SCREAMING) 120 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,966 BUGS: It was sure nice of him 121 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,301 to leave all his cameras behind, 122 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,903 so I could edit this together. 123 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,069 (ALL LAUGHING) 124 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:45,961 (HUMMING) 125 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,819 (SCREAMS) Oh, the horror! 126 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,788 You fellas are scary. 127 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,524 A mummy and a pirate. 128 00:05:56,591 --> 00:05:58,458 And what are you supposed to be, fella? 129 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,960 I'm an imp. 130 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,196 An imp, huh? Never heard of it. 131 00:06:02,263 --> 00:06:03,830 Well, enjoy the treats, fellas. 132 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,032 Happy Halloween. 133 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,368 Have a "ghoul" time. (CHUCKLING) 134 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,938 Don't let me catch you "goblin" too much candy. 135 00:06:10,004 --> 00:06:12,573 And stay warm. You wouldn't want to start a "coffin". 136 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,875 What a cute bunch of Halloweenies. 137 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,711 (CHUCKLES) 138 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,246 Finally, All Hallows' Eve, 139 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,115 the night in which we all deceive. 140 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,250 And I, Impkin, the Pumpkin King, 141 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,052 mayhem and mischief I will bring. 142 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,054 (CHUCKLING) 143 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,589 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -Showtime! 144 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,258 Happy Hallow... 145 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:33,260 Hey, it's the imp again. 146 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,395 Didn't you get enough the first time around? 147 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:36,397 Trick or trick? 148 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,531 Actually, it's "trick or treat". 149 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,134 I said trick or... 150 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:41,202 (MANIACAL VOICE) Trick. 151 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,103 Come on, kid, don't be greedy. 152 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,771 You're taking all the fun out of Halloween. 153 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,040 (GASPS) 154 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:50,744 -The nerve of that kid. -(EGGS SPLATTERING) 155 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,146 Hey, kid, don't you think 156 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:53,881 you're taking all this too far? 157 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,149 Give me that mask! 158 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:56,884 (BOTH GRUNTING) 159 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,486 Hmm. Maybe this isn't that kid. 160 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,554 (GROANS) 161 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,890 Ugh! Hey, let me in! 162 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,491 Why, that little... 163 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:05,826 Huh? 164 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,629 (CHUCKLING) Oopsies! 165 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:12,099 No! Not my comic books! 166 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,034 -(CHUCKLING) -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 167 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,870 -Hey, open up. -Yes? 168 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:18,906 Look, I don't know who you think you are, but listen... 169 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,975 No costume, no talkie. 170 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,142 Voila! 171 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,120 Are you happy now? 172 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:35,756 You didn't say, "Trick or treat". 173 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,991 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -Huh? 174 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,460 -Trick or treat. -IMPKIN: Too classic. 175 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,463 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -Not scary enough. 176 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,599 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -Too scary. 177 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,867 Too grim. Too goosey-goosey. 178 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,835 Too stiff. Too nursery rhyme. 179 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:49,970 Too tight. 180 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,273 Oh, come on, you're not even trying! 181 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,174 No matter what I do, this mischievous imp 182 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,909 just doesn't want to play along. 183 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,647 Hmm. Play along... That's it! 184 00:07:59,714 --> 00:08:02,349 Good luck keeping your sweatpants up now. 185 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:05,266 -(CLATTERING) -Hmm? 186 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,225 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 187 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:13,060 I'm turning over a new leaf. 188 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:14,295 I mean, it's Halloween. 189 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,297 We all should be causing a little mischief. 190 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,399 You think you can out-mischief me, 191 00:08:18,466 --> 00:08:20,267 Impkin, the Pumpkin King? 192 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,770 Come here, and let me show you how it's done. 193 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:25,740 BUGS: Oh, man! I love what you've done with the place. 194 00:08:25,807 --> 00:08:29,076 But I thought you were supposed to cause mischief not make improvements. 195 00:08:29,143 --> 00:08:30,645 Huh? What? 196 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:35,282 You want mischief? I'll give you mischief! 197 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,951 Let's see how you like this. 198 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:42,489 Mischief! Yeah! 199 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:45,259 (GRUNTING) 200 00:08:45,326 --> 00:08:46,594 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -(CHUCKLING) 201 00:08:46,661 --> 00:08:50,498 I just deleted your entire music library. 202 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,899 And I destroyed my novel, 203 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:56,966 that I'd been writing for the past 15 years. 204 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,674 Oh, yeah? What about this? 205 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:04,111 BUGS: Oh, yeah? Well, what about this? 206 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:06,180 (GRUNTS) 207 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,082 Pumpkins, hear me, mischief I weave, 208 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,251 roll to me this Hallows' Eve. 209 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,487 Hokey-spokey, little chant. 210 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,691 -Clearly, you're out of ideas. -Oh, you'll see. 211 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,059 Oh, you'll see the inside of a mop bucket. 212 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:23,626 You're cleaning up this house. 213 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,767 Now what in the pumpkins... 214 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,836 Are those guys all here for you? 215 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:31,671 Actually, they're all here for you. 216 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,741 Come in. Come in. 217 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:36,343 Lickety-splickety, turn with the tide, 218 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,714 change to spiders and become my ride. 219 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,515 (CHUCKLES) Get him, my children. 220 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,285 (SHUDDERS) 221 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,787 (SCREAMS) 222 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,390 Yes! Yes! 223 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:53,060 This way, you little web-spinners. 224 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,928 (LAUGHING) 225 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,698 Yes! Hey, don't touch the hat! 226 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,934 Hey, what are you doing? I'm in here. 227 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,137 You tricked me! 228 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,371 You win. 229 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,206 Pumpkin minions, toil and trouble, 230 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,208 return to your patches on the double. 231 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,411 Be a good bunny and cut me free. 232 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:11,846 I guess I should apologize 233 00:10:11,913 --> 00:10:14,415 for deleting all of your Bossa Nova albums. 234 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:16,950 What do you think you're doing? 235 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,887 (INDISTINCT MUMBLING) 236 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,222 See you later. 237 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,857 Oh, hey, you forgot your... 238 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,359 Magic hat. 239 00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:28,329 Hmm. Don't mind if I do. 240 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,098 Carrots, hear me, mischief I weave, 241 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:35,369 come to me, this Hallows' Eve. 242 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,371 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 243 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:39,206 Well, it was worth a shot. 244 00:10:39,273 --> 00:10:41,373 (DOOR CLOSING) 245 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:58,192 BUGS: (SCREAMING) Get out! Get out! 246 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:03,258 (NORMAL VOICE) Wait. You can stay. 247 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,333 ♪ Going down the rabbit hole 248 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,736 ♪ Where we're going no one knows 249 00:11:08,803 --> 00:11:11,505 ♪ Obstacles 'round every bend 250 00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:15,642 ♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪ 17067

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