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[My Unicorn Girl]

[Episode 5]

[A slacker fought for change (but failed).]

[Cafe Kissme]

Then, my sister's phone went out of battery.

She's unable to reach and even lost consciousness.

She might be in danger if no one discovered her!

Luckily, I am smart enough to check the CCTV footage.

I locked onto my sister from one of all those screens with my clear eyes...

and saved her on time.

Do you know how touched my sister was when I saved her?

Do you know how noble I am?

Sang Zhan, aren't you short-sighted? You're bluffing again.

I'm telling the truth!

You can ask my sister if you don’t believe it.

-Tian Tian! -Sister!

Why are you here?

Didn't Wen Bing send you back to the dormitory?

You came out so soon.

Is everything all right? Did you quarrel with him?

What happened, Sister? Are you okay?

Tian Tian, were you kissed by that fellow again?

This is the second time.

You two are staying under one roof. What to do?

It should be fine since it's not the first time.

She'll get used to it.

Sang Zhan, what are you saying? She's your biological sister!

She must feel awful.

Right, I forgot something.

Sister, draw a card for me.

Come on.

Orange card!

Do you know how rare it is to get an orange card?

That old lady was right! Your luck turned right after you kissed him!

This is what we say the koi is turning in the dark.

Never mind, I can only say that your bad days are over!

Congratulations!

-Hello? -[Hello.]

[Is this Miss Sang Tian?]

I am.

[My surname is Hei, an agent from Stars Property.]

[I saw your post online that's stated that you're looking for a house.]

[I have a vacant studio with me.]

[It's near Liuye Sports University. Are you interested?]

Of course! I'm free tomorrow morning!

Okay then! I'll go tomorrow!

[Great! Let's meet at the entrance at 9 a.m..]

Okay!

Tian Tian, you can finally move.

You don't have to stay with that jerk and live with anxiety any more.

This is really good news!

I'm going back to pack my stuff now. Bye!

-Bye, Xiao Rou. -Bye, Tian Tian

[Competition]

Why hasn't she come back at this hour?

Have you slept?

Did I wake you up?

It's not the first time.

Bear for another night then.

You can rest well tomorrow.

What do you mean?

I've found a place and will be moving tomorrow.

I've told the warden too.

And I'll never trouble you any more.

Will you be happy about it?

Of course.

I'll feel easier without you bothering me.

Remember to take everything away tomorrow.

Don't leave anything behind and let me take it to you.

[He still pulls a long face after knowing that I'm leaving...]

[and even hurt me with his words.]

[You're so hard to get along with. Serves you right for being single!]

She didn't even leave word before leaving.

[Bye!]

How could she have a mind to make me snowmen?

[I've found a place and will be moving tomorrow.]

[I've told the warden too.]

[I'll never trouble you any more.]

[Will you be happy about it?]

Will you be back again?

[OPEN]

Hi!

Why are you back?

I can't bear to leave you.

Seemed like you're happy when you left.

[Bye!]

It's all a pretense.

We're buddies, right?

How can I bear to leave you?

I'm not used to living alone.

So I reconsidered it and decided not to rent the place immediately.

I think it's better to live in the dormitory.

I can see you every day.

Besides, it's nearer to school.

I can save more money and it's more convenient.

Why should I move out?

[Like I said.]

[How can you get rid of me?]

[Brother Hei, I'm here at the entrance.]

[Where are you?]

[Brother Hei, I'm here at the entrance.]

[I'm waiting for you. See you!]

[It's okay. Please take your time.]

[I'll wait for you here.]

[Please send a friend request. You can chat with him after getting approval.]

[Hello, Xiao Rou.]

[I'm duped by Agent Hei.]

[Why talking about changing fates?]

[I won't be able to afford food this month already!]

[If I wasn't cheated by Agent Hei,]

[I wouldn't come back with a thick skin.]

So you came back after a whole day of trouble.

Aren't you afraid that I'll bully you again?

Is that so? Who said that?

You've always treated me well.

You're right.

I'll treat you better in the future.

[Come on then! I'm not afraid.]

Thanks.

Does it look good?

Hello? Coach Ma?

Why didn't you tell me you were trapped...

in the equipment room for six hours?

Who could be responsible for what had happened if Wen Bing...

didn't find you?

I'm sorry, Coach.

My phone was out of battery, so...

Your phone's out of battery?

Can't you cry for help?

The Figure Skating Department was there yesterday.

Someone would hear you if you cried for help.

I heard that you fainted.

Do you need some rest?

It's okay. I'm strong and healthy.

Fine, let the coaches and lecturers know if it happens again.

Understand?

Yes.

Go back to class.

Thanks, Coach.

Thanks, Coach.

I have an idea for the research title that the lecturer mentioned yesterday.

Senior! Senior!

I'll do your bidding.

Senior!

Xue Fei?

What do you want? I thought we've coordinated the court?

Who's talking about the court?

I want to ask about that Coach Zhang.

Did you two meet up?

You should eat even if you didn't go to the movies.

I've told you before.

I'm not in the mood for anything besides work.

The present does not decide the future.

We have to prepare ahead of time.

I heard that the Figure Skating Department didn't do well in previous competitions.

You even lost to Qianbei University in the last friendly match.

I think it's better for you to manage your students...

than to meddle in others' personal life.

You're so right, Senior!

I should give those girls a lesson!

Right, for the culture test which will be held the day after tomorrow,

is the Ice Hockey Department studying?

-I... -But it may be to no avail.

The Figure Skating Department has been topping the test scores every year.

But we can't make do, right?

The culture test is really important.

Give all your best this year!

For the upcoming culture test,

we have to win the Figure Skating Department.

If you can't make it,

I'll make you all return to where you came from and out of my sight!

We'll not practice today. Go self study.

She's having a big temper.

What's wrong?

Fell out of love?

What happened to Coach Ma?

Leave me be!

I told you! He doesn't know anything.

You can ask me about that in the future.

What's with that reply?

Ask me!

What happened to Coach Ma? Why...

The Figure Skating Department wins us every year in the culture test.

Coach Xue and Coach Ma are like cats and dogs.

Coach Ma must've been openly dissed by Coach Xue.

That's why she made that oath.

Seems like the Ice Hockey Department has to fight for it.

Wait!

What does she mean to make us return to where we came from?

She's expelling us.

Can't you understand?

She's really going for it?

Don't panic.

You'll pass the test if you follow my steps.

You have a way?

Gather around! Hurry!

From what I heard, the Figure Skating Department scores well...

because of a book of selected questions that has been passed around.

Shut up!

It narrows down the exam scope to the extreme.

If we can get the book and study it,

we can definitely win this fight, right?

Wen Bing, you're close to Meng Na.

You can sacrifice yourself for the book, right?

Didn't you say that the book is kept to their own?

Meng Na will be attacked if she gives it to me.

You do know how to take care of a girl.

We'll be expelled if we can't win.

-Yes, Xiao Xiao is right. -Yeah.

Sang Tian, please talk to Wen Bing.

This concerns all of us,

especially the fate of slackers' like us.

If we don't have the book, we'll be expelled for sure.

Yes, you're right!

-We have to give our best! -Yeah.

Wen Bing.

It's just a book.

Leave it to me.

Li Sha, we're sisters, right?

Yes, but Coach Xue said that...

I'll be dead if you leak the questions to the Ice Hockey Department.

Okay.

I can only disappoint Wen Bing for you then.

That's my good girl. Be good.

-My tummy hurts! -What happened, Na Na?

I have to go! Hurry and leave here!

Why should I leave since we're sisters?

Leave!

Okay, I'll wait for you.

Na Na.

Let's grab some food later.

Okay, what do you want to eat?

Should we go for porridge or noodles?

Noodles will be fine.

Are you done?

Na Na, are you done?

Na Na?

Li Sha, though I cherish our friendship,

but I'll give my life over love.

Na Na, how could you lie to your sister?

Li Sha, I believe that you'll forgive me. Bye!

Thinking of running?

Li Sha, don't do this to me.

Gosh! How to finish memorising such a thick book?

Read the points.

These are all points!

What are these?

Look, this is simple.

[Theories on Kinesiology.]

[What is this?]

[Is this science or medicine?]

[There're biology,]

[advanced mathematics, anatomy, psychology and nutrition somewhere here.]

[Gosh! I'd rather play baseball and sell bubble milk tea forever...]

[than to memorise all these in my head.]

Monitor! Why isn't Wen Bing back yet?

Did he run away?

I hope not.

Wen Bing must've gone on a date with Meng Na with an excuse to take the book.

Am I right?

Why did he do that under these circumstances?

Does he know what are priorities?

Please talk to him, Monitor.

Rush him, Monitor!

Listen, Monitor.

Wei Lian is right, we have only one day left.

It's dire if we lose one minute to study!

Please, Monitor!

We'll be expelled!

Talk to him!

Please! Go!

Please rush him!

No. But...

No buts.

Go, Monitor!

I'll go then.

Go quickly, Monitor!

Go, Monitor! Go!

-Go, go, go! -Good luck!

Hurry!

Stop!

Why did you keep staring at me?

Sorry, I merely passed by.

I stared longer because you're good at it.

You're practising the Quadruple Toeloop?

You know figure skating?

A little.

What did you want to say?

There were some skaters who learnt the move.

But if you're merely targeting at technical points,

you'll make more mistakes, which is bad for your total score.

Why do you think I can't do it?

Because it doesn't relate to power and technique.

What does it relate to then?

Posture.

The Quadruple Toeloop is a difficult technique that was cracked recently.

A lot of people missed the best time to practise it.

You have to get used to the posture since young to perform it well.

Are you saying that I'm old?

No! I've observed you.

Your hand movements and postures were extremely elegant and stretched.

You're better than me.

If there's an individual prize for artistic points,

you'll be the absolute champion.

You're hinting that I'm bad at it.

I didn't mean it.

I meant to not force yourself.

What's your name?

Hello, Senior Miao Miao.

I'm Sang Tian, a freshman from Ice Hockey Department.

You know me?

Of course. You're the most beautiful girl on campus...

as well as the goddess of Senior Meng Qi too.

Nonsense! Who wants to be his goddess?

This is for you.

I heard the Ice Hockey Department was looking for it.

I printed an extra for the freshmen.

See this as a first meeting gift.

Thank you, Senior Miao Miao!

By the way, Senior Miao Miao. What if...

What if I share this to the others,

will you get angry?

Since I've given you the book,

I have no comments on what you're going to do with it.

Really?

Thanks, Senior Miao Miao! You're so cool!

I'll get going now!

Guys, why are you so sad?

Are you waiting for this?

-Sang Tian! -Sang Tian!

You brought it back!

-Give it to me! -Let's share it!

You'll all get your share!

-Give me a copy! -Give me one! Give me one!

Go, go, go!

Goodness! What a complete conclusion!

-This is exactly a... -Manual!

Yeah!

The points are all in there! I'm finally saved!

Thanks, Sang Tian! Thanks, Wen Bing!

You two are my benefactors!

Here, one for you.

Where's Wen Bing?

Why didn't he be with you?

I don't know. I didn't see him.

The book is here.

He still goes on a date?

-He's so steady. -What a difficult question!

Why isn't he anxious for tomorrow's test?

Goodness me.

Shen Wei Lian,

if you have a girlfriend to revise your studies with you every day,

you won't be anxious too.

I can help you one-by-one, Wei Lian.

I can revise myself.

Stop bickering! Are you guys studying or not?

-Okay, classrooms are closing. -Revision time!

Let's study at Sang Tian's room.

-That's a good idea. -Nice!

-Let's go! -I'll grab my things.

My things.

Why my room?

That's not right. You have great memorizing skills.

You can get top scores in exams.

Why do you need this?

Because I'm helpful.

Helpful?

Do you think I don't know you're helping someone?

Everyone else benefits from it just because of her.

-You're so talkative. -I'm talkative?

If I'm not talkative, how can you get this?

I'm telling you. I've lost my face for the sake of you and someone.

I'm not going to sacrifice my looks again.

I, Cheng Min Jun, is a great artist with an art gallery.

How can I let loose of myself?

Great artist, you're almost late for your micro-economics class.

You know the consequences if you miss the attendance taking session.

It's fine.

Time is really up.

Good luck in your exams!

Bye!

Have a drink.

Thanks, Monitor.

Li He.

Thanks, Monitor.

-Don't snack too much. -Okay.

Wei Lian.

Drink it.

Thanks, Sang Tian.

[Wen Bing will break down if he sees this.]

Great Tian Tian, it's all because of you.

I can only return your kindness with my passionate...

Wen Bing.

It's getting late.

Go back to your rooms.

Yes, rest early.

Revise well.

-Bye! -Bye!

Rest early! Good luck!

-Bye! -Wen Bing,

thanks for the book. I'll get going!

-Close the door. -Got it.

What are you looking at?

Where did you get it?

I thought I'm getting it?

Aren't you busy dating?

I'll be expelled by the time you get it.

This is quite complete, but with general answers.

You'll have to update it.

Yes, sure.

How can my photocopied version compare to your personalised and annotated copy?

What are you doing?

You don't need it anyway.

Sit here.

Sang Tian, have you seen Wen Bing? Where is he?

He went out in the early morning.

Oh no, I haven't given him the book.

What to do for his exam later?

What? He didn't get it?

Not yet.

I wanted to give it to him the day before yesterday.

But my classmates stopped me.

They're watching me like a hawk and I couldn't even escape.

-Sang Tian. -Sang Tian, time for exam.

Don't panic, Na Na.

I'll see what I can do.

Hurry back.

I'll leave it to you. Thanks!

-I'm taking off. -Okay.

[Theories on Kinesiology]

Who sent this? It's so girlish.

[Darn it! He really didn't get the book!]

[Please obey the rules in the exam hall.]

[What is he doing? Handing in an empty scroll?]

[Is he giving up?]

[No way! I have to help him!]

[What are you looking at? Copy now!]

[Why is he still acting up with me in such situations?]

Who did this?

I'll ask again. Who did this?

I did.

Follow me to my office.

Who did you pass this to?

No one.

You're doing charity? The lucky one gets it?

[Exam Answers]

Tell me the truth.

No one was involved with it. Punish me alone.

Why making such a lie?

Obviously, you have different handwritings.

Besides, the writing is so horrible like a chicken's claw mark.

-Who wrote this? -I did.

Coach Ma,

I was the one with the chicken's claw.

I'll claw for you now if you don't believe me.

I mean, write for you.

Stop laughing! Be solemn.

I did this all by my own.

He's innocent.

You're loyal to each other.

Sacrificing yourself for the other, right?

I've learnt my mistake. Sorry, coach.

Did you know what you have done to him?

He might be number one if you weren't meddlesome.

Sorry, Coach Ma! I did wrong. I'm sorry.

I'll let you two off on your honesty.

Small demerit for each of you. Be prepared for a retake.

Thanks, Coach.

-Thanks, Coach. -Not just that.

You two are cleaning the ice rink for the whole semester.

-Yes. -Yes.

All right, I'm sorry.

I did wrong and cause trouble for you.

Please figure out the situation first before you want to help next time.

Who would've known that you're done answering?

You're done when I only did half.

That's because you're stupid.

Yes, I am stupid.

Nevertheless, I made a mistake.

I'll apologise.

That's it?

What else do you want?

Buy me a meal.

That's fine with me.

But I can't afford to buy you something expensive like abalones or lobsters.

My food allowance of this month was being swindled.

So you were cheated by the agent.

No wonder you came back with your luggage.

I thought you said you can't bear to leave me.

This is not the point.

Anyway, I can buy you a meal but not an expensive one.

I'll eat what you like then.

Okay, that's a plenty.

Hotpot, barbecue, grilled fish, one pot rice,

Oden, fried chicken...

All right. I'll go with Oden.

Why?

Then, I want abalones and lobsters.

Deal with Oden!

Let's clean the ice rink first.

You'll forgive me if you eat?

Wait for me.

I heard that someone from the Ice Hockey Department cheated in the exam.

Seems like the Figure Skating Department will top the scores again!

We don't even know the average points yet.

Why are you so anxious?

The result is quite obvious now,

since that two of your students flunked the exam.

This is because...

[Ice Hockey Department]

Hello.

May I know who is Coach Ma from the Ice Hockey Department?

You are...

I'm Cheng Min Jun, Wen Bing's uncle.

Uncle?

Cheng Min Li and Cheng Min Jun.

[Cheng Min Li, Chairman of Wen Group]

I'm really sorry.

I knew that Wen Bing cheated in his exam.

We didn't teach him well.

I'll give him a lesson when I go back.

It won't happen again.

Don't say that.

It's normal for kids to be conceited and has his own personality.

We can't put the blame all on the parents.

As teachers, we spend more time with the children.

We should bear heavier responsibilities instead.

Mr. Cheng, don't worry.

We'll pay attention to our students' mentality.

Your words touched me deeply, Coach Ma.

She's Coach Xue, I'm Coach Ma.

-I... -Coach Xue,

you're so eloquent.

Let's add each other on WeChat.

I can communicate with you about Wen Bing then.

-Sure! -Here.

-I'll scan you. -I'll scan you.

[Xiao Xiao, Shen Wei Lian, Huang Hao Ran, Sang Tian]

-You'll scan me. -You'll scan me.

Okay, I'll scan you.

Here.

Okay, please accept my friend request.

Okay, I need to go for some errands.

I'm counting on you about Wen Bing.

-Don't worry. -Thanks.

Keep in touch.

Like parent, like children.

He owns an art gallery!

Can you drive this?

-Actually, I... -If you can't,

there's a manual.

-Thank you. -Look into it yourself.

It's in full English.

How can I understand it?

Dimensions...

What?

Get on the car.

Let me see.

You can drive an ice resurfacer?

What a genius!

What do you not know?

Just clean up. Let's go!

What is this?

This is the start button.

-This? -The clutch.

-This one? -Reverse.

What about this? What is this?

This is water gauge.

The water increases here and decreases there.

You're so...

I mean...

What do you like in an Oden pot? Fish balls or to...

Tofu?

Anything can do.

How can we make do with food?