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[My Unicorn Girl]

[Episode 4 Rules of Love in Utter Nonsense ]

It was drawn by a friend.

Is this your first move?

I've met many girls who like me.

But for a kind like you,

that is my first.

I...I'm not making any move.

What...what are you doing?

I'm warning you. If you touch me,

I'll expose your secret to Shu Ren School of Business.

The physical evidence might be gone, but I still have a witness.

Ow, ow, ow.

Thank you.

Don't overexert yourself in the future.

You...

To ensure you won't fling yourself at me again,

I need to take a closer look...

into this little red book.

[Liuye Sports University]

Bend your legs.

Watch your speed.

[It's just a little red book.]

[It's no big deal.]

[Did you think I'm going to be afraid of you?]

[In your dreams.]

Sang Tian.

Sang Tian.

You're distracted.

Where are you looking at?

I'm sorry, Coach Ma.

I won't do it again.

I'm sorry.

Senior.

[I'm done.]

[If she recognises me,]

[I'll be expelled from Liuye.]

[This can't be, what should I do?]

That's it for today.

Pack up your things and you may leave.

Thank you, Coach.

You've overrun the class by 15 minutes.

You shouldn't keep our...

figure skating team waiting every time.

I'll remind the Academic Department...

to reschedule the usage for the ice rink.

Senior, that's not what I meant.

Then what do you mean?

I'm just trying to say...

you shouldn't devote all your life...

to those kids.

Sometimes,

you need to think about yourself too, don't you think?

What should I think about myself?

Your marriage.

I arranged a movie date for you and Coach Zhang last week.

Why didn't you show up?

You should know that...

Coach Zhang is the most eligible bachelor...

in the curling team.

He might be short,

but he's considered to be honest and kindhearted.

Don't worry about my life.

Any more questions?

I...

If that's all, then this way, please.

Fine, I'll go.

But next time,

remember not to overrun your class again,

Senior.

Sang Tian.

Coach Ma.

You'll coordinate with figure skating team...

for the schedule of the venue from now on.

Don't let Coach Xue bother me...

about the usage of the venue.

Coach Ma,

the semester has just started,

I've got a lot on my plate in Freshman Association.

Wen Bing.

You're close with Meng Na from figure skating team, right?

Why don't you go?

Wen Bing, are you okay to take this job?

I'm at your disposal, coach.

Great then.

You two will be in charge of venue coordination...

with the figure skating team from now on.

Duly noted.

Wen Bing.

I...

Wen Bing, can you...

can you please...

do me a favour?

Regarding the coordination with figure skating team,

can you go on my behalf?

The most handsome Wen Bing.

The cutest one.

You're the cutest one if you help me.

Please help me, please? Please?

[Wen Bing]

For such a capable person like you,

if you have 100 ways to conquer me,

I'm sure you'll have 100 ways...

to take care of the figure skating team too, right?

No.

Please just help me.

Please, Wen Bing.

Listen to me.

Don't...don't forget that...

I've got something on you.

Even if I'm kicked out of Liuye,

I could still go to Qianbei University.

I could still play ice hockey there.

You...

Wen Bing.

[Here comes my chance.]

[Once I retrieve the little red book,]

[he'll have nothing to threaten me with.]

I didn't do it on purpose.

I didn't do it on purpose.

Why don't you take my bed tonight?

[Oh my god, look at him.]

[He really took my bed.]

[He's not a gentleman.]

What are you staring at?

Take the hairdryer out now to dry my bed.

How about I change the bedsheet first?

Meanwhile, you go and take the hairdryer out.

Let's split the work.

Who knows if you would...

go through my stuff when I'm not here?

Why would you act like an angel out there...

but turn into a devil in front of me?

It's exhausted to pretend every day.

Of course, I need to loosen up when I'm back in my room.

How about this?

When we're out there,

you'll help me to maintain my angelic image.

When we're back in our room,

you could just bask in my demonic personality.

Understood?

Go and take the hairdryer out if you got it.

Pretentious faker.

I'll expose your true colours one day.

Why...why did you...

It's too high up there, I'm acrophobic.

Sleep now, we'll talk about it tomorrow.

[Oh my god.]

[He's not that bad.]

[He's just too snobbish.]

[Talks rudely all the time.]

[Once he's asleep,]

[my time to steal the little red book will come.]

[Oh my god.]

[He's unbelievable.]

That girl's quite smart.

In order to get closer to you,

she created such an odd painting.

She even dampened your bed on purpose.

Looks like she really likes you.

Do you really believe that?

Why else would she be doing this?

Anyway,

he tortured me for a whole day yesterday.

But when the night came,

he gave up the bed for me.

So what are you trying to say here, Tian Tian?

I just don't get it.

Isn't he a...

wicked devil?

How did he turn into a gentle guy all of sudden?

You're just flattering yourself.

Maybe she didn't dampen your bed on purpose.

And that drawing,

if might not be created by her.

There's no way she doesn't like me.

Based on my experience,

he must...

have fallen for you.

How's that possible?

To him, I'm just a...

Sang Tian.

Don't you know there's a thing called...

an uncontrollable crush.

You could test her to know if she likes you,

If she is into you...

No matter how hard he tries to resist...

Or combat her feelings...

He would show some signs...

Unconsciously.

-Just observe him. -Just observe her.

And check whether he meets these three conditions.

The answer will come out.

Rule number one in Rules of Love.

When you turn around to look at her,

she is always watching you secretly.

Then,

how should we...

[Why isn't she watching me?]

Restrictive attributive clauses.

Or Non-Restrictive Attributive Clauses?

[He really is watching me.]

Rule number two of Rules of Love.

When you're out of his sight,

he always looks everywhere for you.

[Oh my god, he really is looking everywhere for me.]

[That's so sick.]

[Vocabulary For CET-4]

[It's fine that she doesn't look for me.]

[But why is she hiding from me?]

[Vocabulary For CET-4, Memorisation Of Words]

Rule number three of Rules of Love.

If you send her a message...

He always replies to you within ten seconds.

[Sang Tian.]

[Wen Bing]

[No way.]

[He really likes me.]

[Five, four, three...]

[two, two...]

[Seriously? She didn't text me back.]

[There's no way she doesn't like me.]

[Liuye Sports University]

-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye, I'm going off.

-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye.

Hello, Coach.

Pass this to Coach Xue of the figure skating team.

Any problem with it?

No.

[Table of Venue Coordination]

I'll go.

Open your shoulders more.

Lower.

Hand, watch your hand.

Relax your shoulders.

Good.

Keep breathing.

Relax your legs.

That's right.

Coach Xue.

Relax, hold it.

He refused to help me no matter how I pleaded before.

But he offered to help me now.

Could he...

Sang Tian!

What brings you here?

I'm here to see my sister.

Are you trying to tell everyone about me?

What are you so afraid of?

You're just here to turn around your luck anyway.

Just kiss him and leave.

You can't possibly want to keep disguising as a boy and stay here?

Yes.

I'm staying in Liuye no matter what.

Because of Mom?

Sister, I'm starving.

Why don't we go get something to eat?

We can talk about it while eating, okay?

I don't have any money.

Ask Master Wen to treat you then.

While you two are eating,

I could take the opportunity...

to press your heads together.

Your luck will be turned around once you're kissed.

Then everything will be...

What do you want to eat?

My treat.

Now we're talking.

Am I right?

"Something serious has just happened, come back to the dorm now."

Sang Zhan, just give me a minute.

I'll be back soon.

What happened?

Wash my bed sheet for me.

Didn't you say something serious had happened?

Let me tell you.

Everything about me is serious.

All right.

But...but...

I have a dinner date with my friend.

Can I wash it later after I finish?

No.

I want to sleep on this bedsheet tonight.

You...

You are just messing with me.

All right. It's fine if you don't want to wash it.

I'm hungry now.

Let's go out and eat together.

I'll wash it.

I'll wash it now.

Throw it away for me.

Sang Tian, you're so unreliable.

You said it would take just a minute, but it's been 20 minutes now.

I'll give you 15 minutes to show up in front of me.

Or else I'll tell everyone right now...

that you're my sister.

Oh my god.

I can't wear this.

Girl,

just drop the act.

You're the one who bumped into me just now.

I just bought this internet celebrity recommended ice cream.

I haven't even tasted the egg yolk inside.

All of it just went to your coat.

Pay me back for my ice cream.

Pay you back?

Do you know how much my coat costs?

The money could buy you a lifetime of ice cream.

I don't care, pay me back for my coat.

Pay me back for my coat.

Pay me back for my...

[Falling down on the flat ground?]

[This dramatic background music that came out of nowhere.]

[This somehow dazzling light effect.]

[Are we in a cheesy idol drama?]

Let go of me.

I...

You really let go?

You asked me to.

Remember to send your coat to the laundry shop.

Or else the stains will stay. Bye.

You...

You rascal.

My coat.

You need to wash this by hand.

The washing machine will ruin my silk bed sheet.

Be gentle.

I'm running late.

Let me tell you,

you can't afford to spoil it.

Make sure it's clean.

I don't have enough strength. Give me a hand with this.

Could you just give me a hand?

Please?

Okay.

It's done.

[Sang Tian, Sang Tian.]

[This is your once in a lifetime opportunity.]

[Once you kiss him,]

[it will change your fate.]

Why did you move so close to me?

Are you still hitting on me?

I'm not.

You dropped the bedsheet on the floor.

Wash it again.

Hey!

You rascal...

Why are you following me?

I'm going to eat too. It's in the same direction.

Wen Bing!

Brother Wen Bing.

Bye-bye.

Don't think that I'll forgive you just because of this.

Why are you eating like a hungry wolf?

I was trying to outwit that pretentious faker.

My brainpower and stamina are drained.

Outwit him?

Just admit that you were knocked down...

and squashed on the floor by him.

It's all because of your little red book.

What a coincidence.

Hi, I'm Sang Tian's roommate.

Wen Bing.

Hi.

I'm Sang Tian's best friend.

Now that you've greeted...

greeted each other.

Just eat your food.

I just happened to be starving.

Sang Tian, eat some potato.

He doesn't eat potatoes.

Eat some carrot slices then.

He doesn't eat carrot slices.

Eat some dried bean curd then.

He doesn't know what a dried bean curd is.

-Lettuce. -He doesn't eat this.

Stop.

I'll eat shrimps.

I can do it myself.

Enjoy your food.

I want to eat shrimp too.

Peel it for me.

What are you trying to do?

Do it.

I'm not eating my food...

if you don't peel it for me.

Feed me.

Shrimp peeled by Sang Tian...

tastes so good.

I'm full.

Enjoy your shrimps.

Sang Zhan.

Who gave you the right to call my name like that?

What was that about?

I was just testing him for you.

What are you testing him for?

He likes you.

Does he like me?

Yes.

How's that possible?

He bullied me for one whole day today.

He yelled at me in the dorm.

There's no way he likes me.

Looks like Xiao Rou forgot to tell you.

Rule number four of Rules of Love.

He bullies you because he likes you.

He bullies you because he likes you?

Is he a six years old boy?

That's right.

Men who are in love...

always behave like a child.

This can't be.

I must put a stop to this...

before it escalates.

Otherwise, imagine how awkward it would be for us to live under the same roof.

You must be careful then.

Once a man's self-esteem is hurt,

he could become even frightening than the eruption of the volcano.

Do you smell something nice?

Stop watching the game.

I bought you...

river shrimps,

white shrimps,

jinga shrimps,

mantis shrimps.

You didn't eat much just now.

Let me open it for you.

Okay, you can enjoy it now.

I don't want to eat.

Is it because peeling shrimp is a hassle for you?

It's okay, I can peel it for you.

Let me tell you.

I'm the best when it comes to shrimp peeling.

When I was in primary school, I was the champion of shrimp peeling.

Which one would you like to eat?

Why don't we start with white shrimp?

I told you I don't want to eat.

You don't like this flavour?

How about we try another one?

Try this jinga shrimp.

Jinga shrimp is my favourite of all time.

Its flesh is savory and fresh.

You'll crave more once you taste it.

Are you done?

Stop beating around the bush.

I just want to clear things up with you.

-My feelings for you... -In your dreams.

I'm not interested in you.

You can't have me.

Psycho, idiot.

Pretentious faker, hypocrite.

Alien.

Idiot?

Jerk?

Moron?

[Wen Bing.]

Wen Bing?

Tian Tian.

Did Wen Bing piss you off again?

It was him who...

Yet he turned the table around on me, he's a pig.

What exactly did he do?

I just don't want to see him anymore.

Is there any problem?

There is a big problem.

[If you keep talking to a girl in this manner,]

[you're destined to be alone for the rest of your life.]

I'm just worried about you.

[I'm worried that your relationship with your roommate might break.]

[You just hurt her self-esteem...]

[for no reason.]

I'm afraid she won't talk to you anymore.

That's impossible.

Which classroom will...

theory class be held tomorrow?

[She's a girl.]

[It's normal for her to have temper tantrums.]

[Just be the bigger person here.]

[Just soothe her feeling.]

[Don't bother with her.]

Here's your food.

Thank you.

[See this?]

[This is how a man with bigger heart behaves.]

I didn't order this especially for you,

I just wanted to make up the delivery fee.

[Why is she still upsets?]

[Could it be...]

[because of the little red book?]

[Does she really need to give me a silent treatment...]

[because of such a small matter?]

Here's your book.

It's no use to me anyway.

[What is she thinking?]

[Still not talking to me after taking it back?]

[Girls are hard to read.]

Bastard.

One moment he's ordering me to do things,

the next he acts like nothing happened and treats me well.

He's just unfathomable.

And he even said I want to have him.

Yuck!

Who wants you?

Jerk.

[Class monitor,]

[take 20 pairs of gloves from the equipment room.]

[We need it for tomorrow's training.]

Class, go in and pick your figure skating suit.

Coach Xue.

I'll wait for you at the door.

Noted.

Which suit are you picking?

Do you want to take a look?

Let me see.

Is the figure skating team's training starting now?

It's too shiny.

No way, this colour is too...

This one looks nice.

Looks like I can only wait until they are finished.

I'll take this one.

I want to look again.

-Let me look again. -There's another one here.

This one looks quite good.

This one is pretty.

It suits you quite nicely.

Right? Just take this one.

You picked this style last time.

Then it proves that this style suits me.

[Equipment Room]

It's dark out there, they're finally gone.

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there?

Help!

Help!

No way.

[Stanley Cup Final]

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for Sang Tian.

He's not here.

Where is he?

Aren't you his best friend?

How could you not know where he is?

Why would I come if I know?

He turned his phone off.

Has his phone got no signal again?

I've asked him to buy a new phone.

He just won't listen, so petty.

Never mind, I'll just wait for him here.

[The number you have dialed...]

Hey, don't touch it.

What's the matter?

That's Sang Tian's mug.

Who gave you permission to touch it?

I thought it's yours.

What's his is mine.

We are close.

I don't care who you are.

There's no need to put it in the fridge though.

Drink this.

Looks like I'll have to spend the night here.

Go, go, go. You go that way.

Hurry up.

[It's not like she has no other options.]

[She just has to find someone so low class.]

[She has such poor taste.]

I'm coming over.

Is she really in trouble?

No matter how busy she was,

she always came home by 10 p.m.

What are you doing?

I'll look for her.

Wei Lian.

Have you seen Sang Tian?

I haven't.

What's wrong with Sang Tian?

[Essay Competition]

Have any of you seen Sang Tian?

Nope.

-What's wrong? -It's very late now.

I can't fall asleep, I can't.

I'll go there.

I'll go that way.

I won't feel cold once I fall asleep.

Have you found Sang Tian?

Oh no, did something really happen to her?

Why are you glaring at me? It's not like I want something to happen to her.

I've got an idea.

Wait for me.

There are so many people.

And they look so tiny on the screen.

How do we find him?

Speed it up by ten times.

Okay.

Pause.

Zoom in.

Show me the surveillance in the equipment room.

Unbelievable.

You...

Sang Tian! Sang Tian!

[Equipment Room]

Sang Tian.

Sang Tian.

Put me down.

You're awake?

Didn't I tell you not to come?

Didn't I tell you to leave?

I'm your brother.

Why can't I come and see you?

Your ears are cold, I told you to put on more clothes.

Back to the point, he might have saved you,

but if it wasn't for me,

he wouldn't even know you're in trouble.

It's getting late.

I should get back now.

I'll leave my brother to you.

Just grab the chance and kiss him.

Don't let him go.

You little brat.

Just go, go.

The snow is getting heavier, I'll take the umbrella.

Find your own umbrella.

What was your brother whispering just now?

Nothing.

Thank you.

Let's go back to the dorm.

How did you find me?

Security camera.

This is what an owner would do when his puppy is lost.

You're the puppy.

Your shoelace is loose.

Take this.