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[My Unicorn Girl]

[Episode 3]

[A hundred ways to conquer Wen Bing.]

Why is there a piece missing?

[Sang Tian, look for me at the office...]

[in the natatorium after you've collected your equipment kit.]

It's that guy called Wen Bing who has offended him.

Why is he always ordering me around?

Forget it. I'd better not offend any senior.

Moreover, I have to be sensitive about my identity.

The less trouble, the better.

[Who would talk about important matters in a natatorium?]

[Why is it him again?]

What are you doing?

The difference between an animal and a man is that...

a man knows how to make use of a tool well.

[One should bide ten minutes of time and...]

[wait for the right opportunity to seek vengeance.]

How are you doing?

Go swim another round.

[He actually saved me.]

Don't let go of my hand.

[Oh no, my wig.]

-[Why is he not coming out of the water?] -Who is Wen Bing?

-Hi, that's me. -Where are your documents?

Thank you.

[There are so many people here. I guess he can't recognise me.]

So she turned out to be a girl.

Girl? Which girl?

So, your predestined one is a girl?

Just as I'd guessed.

I've told you before.

It was like a scene from an idol drama. How can she be a guy?

There are so many people in this universe.

However, you're the only one whom I can see clearly.

What is this?

It's the smell of love.

What are you doing in Liuye?

I have to let you sign these.

You have not finished signing.

Are you going to look for that female classmate of yours?

She will no longer be my classmate very soon.

[Ice Hockey Department]

[She's a girl.]

[She'd cause more problems if she stayed.]

Wen Bing.

What are you doing here?

I want to discuss something with you.

There's nothing to discuss regarding this matter.

Did you admit it so quickly?

I thought you'd react against it.

This is not fun.

Caught you by surprise?

[Shuren University, Cheng Min Jun]

[Sister, let me show you my roommate.]

[He's called Cheng Min Jun.]

[Shuren University, Cheng Min Jun]

He's your assistant, right?

I'm guessing that you came to Liuye and kept it from your family.

So, he is the one who got admitted to Shuren School of Business, right?

What do you want?

[Seems like I guessed it right.]

Well...

I'll have to think about it carefully.

It will be a smooth talk if I'm in a good mood.

However, if I'm in a bad mood,

I may have to talk to someone.

I've told you many times already.

You shouldn't talk irresponsibly about other people's secrets.

Did you hear that?

Name your terms.

Well, let me think about it carefully.

However, you'll have to be at my disposal...

until I've come to a conclusion.

At your disposal?

For example...

What are you doing?

Take this.

How senseless you are!

Aren't you curious about why I'm here?

I'm not interested to know.

Hello, Xiao Xiao.

Picking our dormitory rooms?

No, why do we have to go to the ice rink to pick our rooms?

-He is remarkably great. -Everyone, listen.

This is a tradition in Liuye Ice Hockey Team.

All newcomers get to pick their room according to their ability.

[Single room, twin room, triple room]

The holes represent different rooms.

There are single, twin and triple rooms.

For those who missed them,

you'll have to wait for what's leftover.

Are you clear?

Yes.

[Oh no.]

[There are only two single rooms.]

[Will I be able to get it?]

I'll go first.

Okay.

Wei Lian. Single room, room number 301.

There's only one single room left. Wen Bing will get it for sure.

He was the best player in the High School Ice Hockey League.

Go claim the single room quickly.

Or else, everyone will be in anxiety.

Next.

Your shoelaces are loose.

[Single room, 302]

[Oh heaven, please bless me.]

[I have to get the single room.]

[Twin room, 306]

[I'm over.]

Sang Tian. Twin room, room number 306.

You.

Get the single room for me to sleep in.

Can you do it?

Do your best!

[Twin room, 306]

Wen Bing. Twin room, room number 306.

Next.

What's the matter with you?

Didn't I ask you to get the single room for me to sleep in?

I thought you meant that you want to sleep with me in the twin room.

Are you stupid or what?

Little sidekick, just you wait.

Not getting the single room is less serious than...

having to live in the same room with that irritating guy.

Xiao Rou,

put your work aside for a while. Help me think of ideas.

Wait a moment, Tian Tian.

I'll go over once I'm done.

[Sister, what are you worried about?]

[This is a good thing.]

[Think about it. Both of you are living in the same room.]

[You can make use of this chance to kiss him.]

[By the way, you've got to memorise that little red book.]

What nonsense is he saying at times like this?

I'm so fed up already.

Hello.

[Sister, why did you kick me out of the chat group?]

I don't want to talk to you.

Tian Tian, ignore him.

I drew that guide book for fun.

But Sang Zhan took it for real and insisted that you should use it.

I don't have time for him.

Tian Tian, why don't you just withdraw from school?

I'm worried about you living with a guy.

How about this?

You come to stay with me.

Don't worry.

I don't know about the others.

But I know his secret.

He wouldn't dare to do anything to me.

[Help me get my towel on my bed.]

You are a sidekick.

How dare you order me around?

[If not, I'll come out and get it myself.]

Wait a minute! I...

I'll get it for you.

What are you doing?

Your towel.

Are you done?

What do you mean?

You're blocking my way.

Why are you in your clothes?

Why else? Do you not wear any clothes?

Then, why did you ask me to get your towel?

It's for drying my hair.

You...

[Help me! I need to borrow your shampoo.]

[It's in the bathroom. Get it yourself.]

[Is there someone in the bathroom?]

[Sang Tian is taking a shower.]

[The lock is spoilt. Just push the door open.]

Where is he?

Who are you talking about?

Wei Lian.

Didn't he say he wants to borrow the shampoo?

There's a bottle in my cupboard.

So, I gave it to him.

Then, why did you...

What did I do?

You tricked me.

This style of yours...

as well as your legs...

look nice.

What are you doing?

I need to tell you something.

I will sleepwalk at night.

I won't remember anything when I wake up the next day.

I was afraid that I might scare you.

So I'd better let you know beforehand.

Goodnight.

What happened? You didn't sleep well last night?

How did you have the nerve to ask?

Don't forget about the assembly at 8 o'clock.

Looks like I have to be in defiance of heaven's law and change my fate.

Be it a success or not,

I have to fight with all my might.

Maybe my luck will really change after kissing him.

Then, I might be able to return to the Figure Skating Department.

So, I won't have to live with this jerk any more.

[Liuye Sports University]

Hey, Sang Tian.

Just got here?

-I'll get going first. -Bye-bye.

-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. Are you okay?

[I'll go out and pretend to faint.]

[He might be a jerk, but he'd surely save me.]

[Once he becomes panic...]

[And gives me a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...]

[That's my chance to kiss him.]

[Perfect.]

[Yes.]

Sang Tian, are you all right?

Sang Tian, wake up.

[Why are you shaking me?]

[Just give me a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.]

Sang Tian.

[Is the hint I'm giving not obvious enough?]

Sang Tian.

I need oxygen.

I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

So, your heart and lungs are not functioning well.

Let me check on the Internet.

"The first step to cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

"On the lower third of the sternum."

"That means the centre of the chest."

"Press down by at least 5cm of depth into the chest."

"Lace the fingers of both hands together."

"Press down hard."

I got it.

One, two, three.

-I'm awake. -You came round.

Did you really come round? Are you feeling unwell?

Shall I bring you to the school clinic?

There's no need.

I'm fine.

Her acting was good.

Everyone, stop for a while.

I have something to say.

I'll do away with formalities and go straight to the point.

Who wants to be the monitor?

Me!

Xiao Xiao, you're enthusiastic.

Is there anyone else?

There's a hole in the armpit of your jacket.

No way.

There's no hole.

Sang Tian, very good.

Is there anyone else?

How dare you trick me!

I think you have good leadership.

It would be a waste of your talent...

if you'd only boss me around in the dormitory.

Do you have some kind of death wish?

Let's raise our hands to vote.

Hold on.

Do you want to be the monitor too?

No.

In order to become the monitor of the ice hockey team,

I think he must someone highly capable.

If we consider our entrance examination results,

I think Sang Tian is suited for this role.

You are too talkative.

Enough. Raise your hands if you agree to have Xiao Xiao as the monitor.

Raise your hands!

Three votes.

Raise your hands if you agree to have Sang Tian as the monitor.

Put your hands down!

-Put it down. -Put it down.

Great.

-Congratulations, Sang Tian. -Coach Ma.

I don't want to be the monitor.

-I feel that Xiao Xiao is... -Sang Tian.

You would be despising your opponent if you declined out of modesty.

Shut your mouth up.

You don't have to be modest and give in.

Let's have a competition to see who's more capable.

Xiao Xiao, I...

What do you want to compete in?

I'm in for any competition.

I'm better looking than you are.

I'm taller than you too.

You'll lose in whatever we compete in.

How about Rock Paper Scissors?

Coach, this is too childish.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

All right. Let's compete in Rock Paper Scissors.

It'll be a one-set match.

-Are you guys ready? -I'm ready.

Okay.

If you really don't want to be the monitor,

I have a way that guarantees you to lose this game.

Really?

Show me one of your hands.

And then?

All right.

If you want to lose, throw a rock in the game.

Don't ever throw scissors.

-Why? -With that gesture you did,

Xiao Xiao must be thinking that we are scheming against him.

He'd think that we want to trick him into throwing scissors.

So, he'll guess that you'll actually throw a rock.

Thus, he will throw a paper to defeat you.

This means that,

if I threw a rock, I'd be able to lose?

[You wouldn't be so kind-hearted.]

[You must be tricking me.]

[I won't believe you.]

-Are you guys ready? -I'm ready.

Come on.

Rock Paper Scissors.

Coach, he was slow.

After a round of an exciting match,

I'll officially announce Sang Tian to be the monitor.

[Why is she the only one whom I can see clearly?]

You already know that she's a girl.

Why do you want to live with her?

Is it because you're afraid that other guys will bully her,

so you chose to live with her on deliberate?

You want to protect her secretly.

I'm just on my guard against her.

On guard? What's there to guard against?

I didn't expect such a coincidence. Who knew her brother would live there?

Where are you going?

He's so crafty.

He knew that I would not believe him.

So he deliberately tricked me to throw scissors.

In the end, I won.

Don't you think he did this on purpose?

I'm so angry.

I must expose him at Shuren School of Business.

Don't be angry, Tian Tian.

You and Wen Bing are roommates now.

You guys should live together in peace. You should be on friendly terms with him.

I don't want to be on friendly terms with him.

I feel angry when I see him.

Look at how angry you are.

I bet you can't kiss him.

How can you make fun of me when I'm so angry?

This is an important matter that helps you change your fate.

Your fate might change after you kiss him.

You can give it a try.

I've tried.

Seriously?

And then?

Nothing happened.

He almost took advantage of me.

No way. That's too dangerous, Tian Tian.

I didn't mean it. Don't listen to me.

Don't try it any more.

You might get into trouble.

Don't worry.

He wouldn't dare.

[Shuren University, Cheng Min Jun]

But, I still think it's dangerous.

Don't worry.

I have to go to class. Get back to your work now.

-Okay. -I have to go to class.

I think it's that time of the month.

Hello.

[Sang Tian, where are you?]

[You have to be quick. Coach Ma usually comes in 10 minutes earlier.]

[Anyone who arrives after her is considered late.]

[She'll give punishments regardless of reasons.]

Okay.

Hello.

Are you Brother Wen Bing's classmate?

A friend of Brother Wen Bing is my friend too.

I'm Meng Na.

I'm Sang Tian.

What are you looking for?

-Do you need my help? -Nothing.

I don't need your help.

I'm just looking around.

What's that in your hand?

-It's just a... -Oh, facial masks.

There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Take it.

I'm making a move. See you next time.

-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye.

-Coach Ma, I... -I'm not hearing any explanations.

Anyone who's late or leaves early will be punished.

I won't accept any explanations.

Coach, I know I did wrong.

You're doubly wrong.

You're the monitor and yet you're late.

Your punishment is to be the goalkeeper.

-You have to defend 100 goals. -100?

-That's too much. -Yeah.

-That's too tough. -No one would be able to do it.

Yeah.

Why? You can't do it?

All right then.

Go home now.

Liuye team doesn't need you.

I can do it.

If any of you threw the game, you'd be punished as well.

Huang Hao Ran, you're the first to go.

-How many has it been? -I think it's over 40.

Can he take it?

[She's a girl after all.]

[Can she take this?]

55.

Sang Tian, you can do it!

Coach Ma, Sang Tian is late because...

I'd adjusted his alarm clock to a later time.

I'll take the punishment on his behalf.

Get up.

You guys seem united.

Okay. Both of you will take the punishment together.

It'll be 300 goals.

Deducting the 70 goals from just now,

you have 230 more goals to defend.

How do you guys intend to split the work?

I'll take all of it.

Let's begin.

[145.]

[146.]

[147.]

Wen Bing.

Are you okay?

Wen Bing, are you okay?

Wen Bing has defended 250 goals.

Yes.

He's amazing.

It is very important for a goalkeeper to stay focused.

Will his body be able to take it?

It's not over.

Continue.

Don't throw the game.

Huang Hao Ran.

Don't you have a huge strength?

Go for it. Don't be easy on them.

Wen Bing.

Are you all right?

Look out!

300.

They have finally defended 300 goals.

I'm not helping you out.

I was just afraid that if you got kicked out of school...

you'd leak my secret out.

Sang Tian.

Sang Tian.

Sang Tian.

Sang Tian, are you all right?

Sang Tian.

[Clinic]

Tian Tian, you're awake.

I'll help you get up.

Tian Tian, why don't you quit school?

It is too dangerous for you.

I'll go apply for withdrawal on your behalf after this.

It's not that serious.

I was just too tired. And on top of that...

Your coach is a devil.

How can she give such training?

Moreover, you're a girl.

Coach Ma doesn't know that I'm a girl.

[I don't care. What's going on?]

[Your coach is a devil and your roommate is abnormal.]

[You're living in hell.]

[Actually, he isn't as bad as you said.]

[If he hadn't helped me today,]

[I would have fainted much earlier.]

[But Tian Tian...]

[Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.]

Moreover, I didn't attend Liuye University...

to change my luck.

[I'm here because...]

this is my mother's alma mater.

My mother often told me about Liuye University when I was little.

[I think all the grasses and trees in this school...]

[must remember her too.]

So, whenever I'm on campus,

I feel that I'm a step closer to my mother.

[Tian Tian, what about figure skating?]

[Just as you said.]

I'm on the same campus.

I'm in the same ice rink.

Maybe heaven is fulfilling my wish in another way.

[Since I'm here,]

[I should continue to do my best.]

[What do you think?]

[All right, Tian Tian.]

[You have to promise me one thing.]

No matter what happens, you have to take good care of yourself.

It doesn't matter if you have bad scores.

[Just don't get expelled.]

[Moreover, your dream isn't related to ice hockey.]

Don't worry. I make my promise.

Don't worry.

You make me worry all the time.

Well... Thanks for today.

You're welcome.

Since you've helped me today,

all that past between us shall be forgotten.

I'm always true to my word.

I won't threaten you with this any more.

Are you sure you won't regret it?

I'm a man of my word.

I found a red notebook when I was cleaning the room.

Is it yours?

What notebook?

[A hundred ways to conquer Wen Bing.]

"A hundred ways to conquer Wen Bing."

"Method one."

"Be deceitful and do it by force."

[Be deceitful and do it by force.]

"Method two."

"Slip on a banana peel."

[Slip on a banana peel.]

[Slip on a banana peel.]

"Method three."

[Waking you up while you're dead asleep.]

"Waking you up while you're dead asleep."

[Waking you up while you're dead asleep.]

What a powerful imagination.

These are so cheesy and ridiculous.

Don't tell me you came out with all these?

How would I know? I didn't draw it.

It certainly can't be me too.

I have no clue what's going on.

[Both of you are living in the same room.]

[You can make use of this chance to kiss him.]

[By the way, you've got to memorise that little red book.]

I just recalled.

A friend of mine drew it.