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How.
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White man come with iron buffalo.
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I know what a bulldozer is.
You can't build here.
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This land is on top of an
ancient indian burial ground.
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Well,
that's why we're gonna dig this up,
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build condos,
then put the ancient indian burial ground
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back on the roof.
And to make it up to you, here's
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two tickets to a baseball game, okay?
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- But there are four of us.
- Well, I guess you'll have to scalp some.
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Let's see...
put the jacuzzis right here and...
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Agh!
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Mr. Pickles!
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S01E03
Foul Ball
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Good boy!
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Oh, boy! My first baseball game!
Maybe I can catch a ball.
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Honey,
let me drop you off and take the truck.
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But whenever you borrow my truck,
it comes
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back with a new dent.
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You won't have to pay for parking.
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- Mm!
- Aren't you excited, Mr. Pickles?
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Oh, Mr. Pickles!
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You can't bring that dog to the game.
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He's been cutting people's heads off.
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- I've seen him do it.
- Mr. Pickles!
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You're having a hard time with this water.
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Hmm.
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- Morning, Goodmans!
- Morning!
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Mr. Bojenkins is teaching me
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how to crip-walk.
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- Sweet!
- Remember, now... heel, toe,
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- heel, toe.
- Like this?
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- Nope.
- Sheriff, Mr. Pickles
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is cutting people's heads off.
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Remember the time he told us
Mr. Pickles forced him to wear
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that dead possum like a diaper?
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Whoa! Look at all the indians!
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Bye, mom!
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- Bye, dear.
- Have fun at the game.
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Remember, no new
dents on my truck!
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Today, the old town
featherheads take on the southville worms!
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'Course, some folks want the
featherheads name to change,
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calling it racist. But
they've been unsuccessful,
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just like my son, who dropped
out of college to become a mime.
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Anyhoo, today,
we've got a special guest in the crowd...
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Miss Fulton, the oldest person in old town.
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She's 119 years young,
and we are honored to have her here.
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- You can eat my ass!
- Well, it looks like
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these are our seats... foul-ball territory.
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Maybe I can catch a foul ball!
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I'll show you how to catch some balls!
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Hey! Ho!
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Traffic. Well, here we go.
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- Aaaaaah!
- Oh, my goodness!
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- I cut your legs off!
- Well, don't give yourself so much credit.
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Huh?
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I had my legs cut off so I
could sneak booze into places.
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O-one for whiskey, one for soda. Drink?
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- Um, no, thanks.
- I'm having a tailgate party.
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- Wanna come?
- I'm not really a baseball fan.
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Well,
I guess I could go for a little while.
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Come on!
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- Kiss cam!
- You're on the kiss cam, buddy!
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The what?
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- The kiss cam.
- Kiss me!
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Sorry, everybody.
We're not together.
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Screw you, jerk!
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What, do you hate America?
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Boo! This is fun!
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Yeah, uh, you know what?
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Maybe I'll go grab us some snacks.
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And I'll stay here and catch a foul ball.
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Okay, son. Hot dogs!
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Huh?
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- No! I won't let you do it!
- Why? Because we're gay?
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What?!
That dog was gonna cut your head off.
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Oh, it's fake.
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- What are you, crazy?!
- Boo!
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Peanuts! Get your peanuts! And cocaine.
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- Peanuts!
- It's Jim "Fouler" Johnson at the plate.
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He's never hit a fair ball in
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his 22-year career.
Fouler, of course, the all-time
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foul-ball leader,
closing in on 30,000 foul balls, giving new
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meaning to the word "failure."
And another failure, my son, who
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turned to selling his body for alcohol.
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- And here's the pitch!
- I hope I catch one soon.
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My arm sure is tired.
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You can do it, Tommy.
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Just a little bump.
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Curving foul!
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- Aw, darn it!
- Hey! What are you, blind?
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- I'm blind!
- Maybe I'll catch the next one.
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That was foul ball 29,999 for Fouler.
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The next one could fetch a hefty
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sum with collectors.
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Hmm.
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- High fly ball!
- It's coming this way!
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- Out of my way!
- Where's the ball, boy?
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Where's the ball, boy?
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- Foul!
- I did it.
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That ball could be worth a lot of money.
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That ugly kid has the ball.
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- Cool, huh?
- Get him!
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Uh-oh!
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You want him?! You go through me!
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Kid, come with me!
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- You'll be safe!
- Where did he go?!
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- Tommy? Tommy?!
- Has anybody seen my dog?
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And that's how I ended
up sleeping with a mime.
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Just kidding... maybe. Drink?
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Uh, no, thanks.
It is quiet over here.
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Well, nobody wants to
tailgate with a guy who's been
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- drinking all by himself.
- Well... Maybe just a sip.
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- Hey! Y'all partying?
- Can we use your grill?
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- Well, sure you can use grill.
- Bottoms up.
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Hi!
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- Ugh!
- Kiss cam!
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Oh, my God. Kiss my wife! Kiss my wife!
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- Sorry... no.
- What?
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- She not good enough for you?
- No, I just...
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- Agh!
- Tommy?! Tommy?!
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That's his glove!
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Show me where he is.
I can't believe I'm following you.
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But for once, maybe you are
being a good boy.
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He's in here? Tommy's not in...
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Hey! Mr. Pickles!
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Oh, no!
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- That's a very special ball you have.
- I'm gonna get it autographed.
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As you can see, I collect
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very valuable collectibles.
Perhaps I could take care of
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- that ball for you.
- I got some collextibles, too, baby.
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Wanna trade?
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- Ooh!
- How 'bout this antique baseball hat?
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That's a jockstrap!
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- Ooh! What's this one do?
- Put that back!
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Oh! What's that? don't touch that!
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- Ooh! What's that?
- Hey! Where'd that boy go?!
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Nice doing business with ya!
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Cocaine! Get your cocaine!
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Hello? Anyone here?
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You're Jim "Fouler" Johnson!
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Yup... biggest failure in baseball history.
But I'm moving on.
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But before you go,
I wanted to get you to sign...
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- Whatever!
- But I...
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- I said, "shut up!"
- No, you didn't!
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So you shut up!
Anyway, you hit this ball right
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to me, and it's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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And I know it's a special ball,
so I thought you should have it.
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That's the best thing anybody has ever...
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Catch! Oww!
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Hey!
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- Where are you going?
- Help! Tommy!
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- Ohhh. I'm so hot in here.
- Take it off!
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Take it off! Take it off!
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Okay!
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- There you are!
- It's a great party.
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- But nobody likes me.
- Hey!
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- Huh?
- Meet Hank.
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He cut off his legs so he can
sneak booze wherever he wants.
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Cool! I use my bra to smuggle food.
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Drink? Sandwich? Quesadilia?
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Oh, wow, you got a lot of stuff in there.
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- Clam chowder?
- Uh-huh!
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Tommy,
all I've ever hit was foul balls,
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and I thought of myself as a failure.
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But you made me realize these
foul balls mean something to somebody.
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Wow! Thanks!
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So I'm gonna hit the best
foul ball anybody's ever seen!
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I believe in you, Mr. Fouler.
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My ball!
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My ball!
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It's okay, boy.
The game's almost over.
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Come on!
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Ah, finally.
What?! $25 for a soda?!
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Then you can drink the soda
and fill it with free ketchup,
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- then drink the ketchup.
- Floyd.
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Well, it's, uh,
nice to see you outside the office.
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- Boss is here, too.
- Huh?
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Goodman, you're on the kiss cam, okay?
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- Kiss cam!
- Oh, come on!
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Kiss me, Mr. Goodman.
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Oh, no!
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- Uh, pardon me. Excuse me.
- Over here, dad!
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- What took you so long?!
- Gimme that!
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What? I was just...
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Still tied at 0-0...
also the number of times my wife has
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told me she loves me.
And that's strike two!
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Stay grounded, grandpa.
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You're just hallucinating from the steam.
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It's not real. Oh-ho! It's not real!
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It's not real! Aah!
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I-it is real! Agh!
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And Fouler back at the plate.
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- This one's going foul, boys.
- Looks like he's predicting
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he'll hit this foul,
which doesn't make sense.
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- Yay!
- But neither does BMI.
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Please deal with reality.
And here's the pitch!
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That ball doesn't look
like it's going foul.
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Huh?! That ball is... a home run!
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- Agghh!
- Oh, no!
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- Hey! She's drowning!
- Kiss cam!
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Huh?! No, no, no, no!
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And Jim "Fouler"
Johnson winning the ballgame!
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Sadly,
he'll go down in history as a murderer.
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- And we have a streaker, folks!
- Is trying to cut my head off!
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You're under arrest!
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That is one crazy, old naked man!
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That grandpa sure is crazy.
But sheriff actually got some good moves.
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Zippity-zoooooo!
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And that's the ballgame, folks!
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- Well, thanks for everything.
- Baseball!
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You're disgusting. Let's go, baby.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Beverly?
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You smell like medicine.
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But at least I didn't dent the truck.
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Gimme a kiss! Gimme a kiss!
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Kiss?! No!
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- Mom, are you okay?
- Come on, Tommy.
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Let's get her to the shop... I mean, home.
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- Where's Mr. Pickles?
- He'll find his way home.
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He always does.
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- Mm. Nice costume.
- Stupid white people and their games.
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Hey-a, what's this over here?
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Breaking news! Native Americans buy the
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old town featherheads.
Rename the team "old town
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stupid white people"! Ay, what up, dog?!
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Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, here!
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Wow! Peanuts, too?
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Hey! It's Jim "Fouler" Johnson's foul ball!
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- Baseball!
- Yes, just be quiet, please.
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Good boy, Mr. Pickles.
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