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No, I'm telling you,
I don't mind working father's day!
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I hate my kids!
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It's like I'm a prisoner
when I'm around them!
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- Oh, oh.
- Hey, slut, how'd you like
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daddy to jackhammer you?! Hey!
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Hey, baby, I...
want to, um,
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smell your armpits...
I mean, make poop... I mean, I want to
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- make out... sorry!
- Hey, where did my jackhammer go?!
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Huh?
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Aah! Help!
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He's been keeping us prisoner done here.
Aah!
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Mr. Pickles!
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S01E02
Father's Day Pie
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- Pie's almost ready!
- Well, that stinks!
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- Oh?
- The boss wants me to
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- come in to work today.
- But it's father's day!
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Don't you want your favorite...
cherry pie?!
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- We'll have it later.
- happy father's d...
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Mr. Pickles is evil!
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I've seen him drag
people into his doghouse!
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- Oh, it can't be!
- It's true!
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- He keeps prisoners in there!
- The pie is gone!
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- What?!
- Oh, no!
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A pie thief?
Well, I'm off to work! Mwah!
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Maybe me and Mr. Pickles
could find the pie thief!
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Sheriff, there's a horrific crime!
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Oh, down, Mr. Pickles!
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Dad, leave him
alone! He's just a dog!
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Just come quick, sheriff!
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Good boy!
Oh, Mr. Pickles.
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You're right, boy... crumbs!
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The pie thief must be close!
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Whoa, what's this?
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Bigfoot.
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- Hello? Anybody here?
- Happy father's day, Goodman!
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Why am I the only one here?
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I'm here! I've been stuck here all
weekend!
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- Oh, hi, Floyd.
- I haven't seen my father in years!
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So, today, we're gonna do all
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the things that fathers
and sons do together.
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Uh,
but I'd rather spend the day with my son.
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I'd rather spend the day
with these butter cookies!
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You still want that promotion, don't you?
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Uh,
you want me to act like your father?
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No, no, no, no, no.
I want you to act like my son.
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Hey, bigfoot, you
stole the pie! I'm telling!
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Good luck with that, kid.
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Ain't nobody gonna believe you saw bigfoot.
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Well, why not?
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Okay, okay, let me explain.
I was born Vito Pizzarelli.
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Early on,
I went to work for the wise guys...
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- Hey!
- ...getting them sandwiches...
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- Oh!
- ...newspapers, cigarettes,
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that type of a thing.
Eventually, I became one of the
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- mob's most feared hit men.
- Huh?!
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But one day, the feds caught up with me.
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They forced me to rat on the
entire Gabagoolie criminal
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organization, and the feds put me in the
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witness protection program.
They extended my forehead,
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my feet, legs...
Plugged hair follicles into my
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skin, and I became the mythical
creature known as "bigfoot" and
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ended my life of crime.
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So, like I said, good luck with that.
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No one's ever gonna believe you
saw bigfoot. That's why it's the perfect
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identity for the witness
protection program.
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But that was my dad's father's day pie!
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Oh! Oops!
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Almost! I got it! Uh, no.
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Ah, geez! How's about you and me make your
dad a new pie?
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Oh, boy!
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But on one condition.
That stuff I told you about my
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real name being Vito Pizzarelli...
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- Yeah?
- ...forget about it!
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Seriously, forget about it.
They will murder us both.
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I'm telling you,
Mr. Pickles has prisoners in his doghouse!
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I can hear them in there!
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Dad, please!
Before you launch into another
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crazy story, happy father's day.
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Oh, we used to have such fun!
I'll tell you what.
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I promise not to mention Mr. Pickles
for the rest of the day.
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Knock, knock!
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Now, what's this crime you
needed to tell me about, huh?
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Uh... Uh, somebody stole a... pie?
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A pie thief?!
Well, the first 24 hours are the
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most important! I'm on it! Wheeeeeeee!
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I'm still here! See ya. Bye!
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Well,
here's your father's day card... dad.
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Looks like you put a lot of work into this.
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- Too bad it's garbage!
- What?
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You're a lousy son!
I wish you were never born!
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And I wish I was born with three arms.
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Oh, yeah! Okay, stay here, kid.
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- I'll do the shopping. You're the lookout.
- Okay, bigfoot!
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Everybody listen up, and nobody gets hurt!
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- Bigfoot!
- Short lady, get me a stick of butter!
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Fat man... eggs! Glasses... pound of flour!
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- Hi, Linda!
- You're all done with your bath now!
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Hey, Tommy! This is Linda Jr.!
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I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles.
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Why do you call him "Mr. Pickles"?
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'Cause he loves Pickles,
and he gets one every time he's a good boy!
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Y'all seen a pie thief around here?
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- Sheriff's offering a reward.
- It was bigfoot!
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Everybody know bigfoot don't exist!
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- Besides, the pie thief looks like this!
- Oh, I know who that is!
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- Who, mama?
- That's your daddy!
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- Here you go, bigfoot!
- I know what you're thinking.
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Cream Sherry?
Well, it gives cherry pie just
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the right amount of mwah!
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Aah! Here's your voyeur tape!
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Hey,
stop trying to break in here!
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There's no dogs allow... ow!
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Aah! Huh?!
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That dog's trying to break in again!
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There he is! Aah!
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Now, if you're thinking you
can tell people you've seen me,
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good luck with that.
Nobody will believe you.
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Oh, one more thing!
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How much do I owe you?
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
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Finally, something to blog about!
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LMAO! Someone down in old town posted
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he'd seen a bigfoot in a
grocery store buying cherry-pie
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ingredients, including cream sherry!
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Ah, what an idiot. Bigfoot don't exist.
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But wasn't cream sherry
Vito Pizzarellis special ingredient?
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So?
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Suppose, in order to undermine
the credibility of any
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sighting of a protected witness,
the feds gave snitches new
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identities as mythical creatures
such as a centaur or a mermaid.
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No, no, mermaids is real.
I seent one in a river.
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Mythical creatures is more like
space goblins or the cheese man!
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- Or a unicorn.
- Hey, some people was also
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brutally murdered at
the same grocery store!
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It's Vito Pizzarelli!
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This is really nice, dad.
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I haven't enjoyed
myself this much since... Uh...
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Help! Shh!
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- Dad?
- Uh, do you have any fours?
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And another time, my
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dad showed me how to fish,
and another time, my dad showed me
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what a turtle was!
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- And another time...
- Yeah, yeah, kid.
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- Looks like the pie's done.
- Wow, it looks just
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- like mom's pie!
- Well, let me know how it goes.
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It gets lonely out here being bigfoot.
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You dropped another one, son!
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Now, what did you want to say to me?!
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- Say it!
- I'm...
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- You say it!
- I'm so happy to
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- spend father's day with you.
- Now take me to the diner!
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Oh, come on, boy.
Dad doesn't really want to spend
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father's day with me.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Hi, again, bigfoot!
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Tommy, what are you doing?!
Stay over there!
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But I brought my dad his pie,
and he was having
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father's day with someone else!
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All right, I got a new plan.
Beat it, toots.
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Get yourself some berries.
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ I and you ♪
♪ u-u-u-u-u-u-us ♪
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You still got it, sweetheart!
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Well, I learned from the best.
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Now, how about I go buy you some ice cream?
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Oh, thank you!
This is the best father's day since...
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Help! Help me!
I've been held prisoner by an
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- evil dog!
- That makes you a witness!
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Aah! It's your dog!
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- Get away!
- Wait!
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Ugh! Why'd you do that, huh?!
Why'd you do that, son?!
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- What the...
- I'll take care of it.
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No, my boy made a mess,
and he's gonna clean it up... with
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- his mouth.
- No, I won't do it!
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- Do it. Do it.
- I won't!
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Don't talk back to your father!
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- Eat it, or you're fired!
- Oh, just eat it?
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- Yeah, I guess I could.
- Now, kid, I want you to go in
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there and hit him in
the face with this pie.
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- But I love my dad!
- Sometimes, in order to remind
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someone how much they love you,
you must hurt them... badly.
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Now go.
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- Oh, no... the Gabagoolies!
- Dad?
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Oh, Tommy!
Uh...
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I know you didn't want
to spend father's day with me,
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but I still think you're the
best dad in the whole world!
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- No, he's not! I am!
- Boss, you can take
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- my job and shove it up your a...
- Hold it, kid!
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- Where'd you get that pie, huh?!
- You wouldn't believe
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- me if I told you!
- Oh, yeah, wise guy? Try me!
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- Or I blow your brains out!
- Tommy, watch out!
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- Don't get shot!
- I'll tell you where he got
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- the pie.
- Huh?!
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- From bigfoot!
- Vito Pizzarelli!
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Tell the deer I said goodbye.
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I'm so glad we got to
spend some time together on
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- father's day, dad!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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- Tommy, me too!
- It's so great to spend the
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- day with my son and my grandson!
- Huh?!
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Where's Mr. Pickles?!
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I've seen a lot of things,
dog, but ain't nobody gonna
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believe me when I tell them about this.
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Help! Someone help! No!
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Huh?!
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- Good luck with that!
- Wait!
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We can expose Mr. Pickles together!
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No!
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Drop the weapon, you murdering pie thief!
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- Good work, Mr. Pickles!
- But it was the dog a-and bigfoot!
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Bigfoot?
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And I'm a unicorn, right? Hmm.
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Nice doggy! I didn't see nothing!
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Hot dang it, we're too late!
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Sorry, boys! Mr. Pickles beat us to it.
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Well, who's gonna get the reward?
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That dog sure is one smart son of a gun!
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Oh! Father? You came back!
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You're a lousy son!
I wish you were never born!
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Aww, happy father's day, dad!
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Oh, something about
this pie doesn't taste right to me.
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I think it's even
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better than usual, dear,
thanks to Tommy and Mr. Pickles for
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- finding the pie.
- Forget about it!
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Good boy, Mr. Pickles!
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Dad, can we get some of
those jumbo pickles from the grocery?
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Sorry, Tommy.
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- I didn't get that promotion.
- Besides, the grocery
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store was closed for some reason.
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I couldn't get the ice cream you wanted.
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Well,
I know something you could do instead.
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Now you'll finaly see!
He's keeping prisoners in... huh?
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Happy father's day, dad.
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No! It can't be!
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Hey, boss, we robbing a bank or something?
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