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[cheerful music]

Mia!

Tillie!

Oskar!

-[slurping sound] -[gasps]

[giggling]

MIA'S MAGIC PLAYGROUND

[laughing and shouting] [school bell ringing]

Come play with us!

NEW KID

[Tillie] Max, it's so cool that you've started in our

class.

-Thanks, Tillie! -I really like your robot too!

Did you build it yourself?

No, my dad built it.

I could easily build a robot like that

all by myself.

So, what shall we play?

Let's play Outer Space!

I think Max should decide.

Yeah, that's the rule! Max is new,

so he gets to pick what we play.

Space is cool, sure. Let's play that! I love space.

Okay, if you're so into space, what do you know about it?

Like, what is a black hole?

It's... a planet?

[laughing]

A planet? That's so funny!

A black hole is not a planet.

It's a... [screams]

[thump]

[Mia] Oskar!

-[Oskar] Where did the new kid go?

-His name is Max!

And he decided to play by himself.

I don't blame him. You weren't being friendly,

Oskar.

No, I was just trying to help to enlighten him.

Yeah. I was just explaining, black holes aren't planets,

-but actually just the gravitation--

-[Smarty] Wrong!

A black hole is actually a black blish-blash blackness

from the black book of blackening blackouts

by Blake Blacknik!

-Who are you? -I am Smarty. I'm an

Enlightener.

I enlighten people. Get it?

So? This is our planet!

And you're not allowed to be on it

without asking us.

Well, technically, I'm not actually

on your planet, so boo-hoo.

I guess I can do what I want to.

You don't own space! [laughs]

Fine, we'll just go somewhere else then.

Come on!

I think we should go back to Max.

I feel bad for leaving him all by himself.

Yeah, me too!

I remember how lonely I felt when I was a new kid.

No, come on! Look! It's the Milky Way!

It's the Milky Way!

[sigh]

-Can we surf on it? -Sure!

[giggling]

I didn't know you could actually surf

the Milky Way.

Of course you can! It's milk!

-Wrong, again! -What?

As a matter of fact, the Milky Way

has got nothing to do with milk.

It is actually made out of marshmallows.

Marshmallows?

Yes, marshmallows! The mushiest, the magnificentest,

the most marvelous marshmallows.

And I'm sorry, my ignorant friend

and his posse,

but surfing those things is impossible.

[gasps]

Oh, no!

Told you so! [laughs]

[sigh]

Just ignore that smarty-pants.

Yeah! Let's go back to Max and find something to play

together.

I have a better idea!

Let's go to the moon and play dodge the meteors!

Smarty will never find us there.

Come on.

So, the meteors will come flying at us

and we just have to dodge them.

-You got it? -I think I might need some help.

Hey, you! You at home!

Will you help us to dodge the meteors?

Don't worry. Gravity is really--

Wrong! As always.

First of all, there are no meteors on the

moon,

only donuts and tencows and teacups!

And secondly, the moon is actually made

out of sticky cheese.

So sticky that you can't even jump

from it.

It's simply stickety-stick.

Stop! Why do you have to be such a know-it-all?

You don't have to correct everything I say.

Sorry, I just wanted to sound smart,

so you would think I was cool too.

But I guess I'm not.

You don't have to sound smart for us to like you.

You are cool! You're a walking, talking lighthouse! How cool is

that?

So cool!

Beepity-happity! You really think so?

Sure, we'd love to play with you.

-Really-ba-dearly? -Abso-ba-luty-tuty.

Let's play!

We're gonna need help dodging these!

Hey, you! You at home! Will you help us?

All you have to do is jump and dodge,

like this.

Jump and dodge. Can you do that?

Jump and dodge. Are you ready?

Here comes the first one.

-Jump and dodge. -Yes!

Jump.

Jump and dodge.

Jump.

-Jump. -That's all of them.

Wow, you did it! Thanks for helping us.

-Bye, Smarty. -Bye-ti-bye!

Hey.

Hey, so... how was space?

Space was...

It would've been more fun if you were there too.

Maybe we can all go together next playtime.

-Really? -Sure! I mean, if you want to.

I'd love to!

Thanks, Oskar. So, what is a black hole anyway?

Actually, a black hole is...

It can be whatever we want it to be.

-Even a planet? -Even a planet.

[giggling]

[cheerful music]