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What's going on?

Ai Lay... Help me...

Let go of me...You are acting weird and so stinky.

Ai Lay... Help your brother, please...

I said let go...You are so stinky with sweat...

Got beaten up, again?

I'm not helping you this time.

And, you are so smelly.

Losing from a fight is this upset.

But this time is different.

You are my sister.Your suppose to comfort me.

Calm me down, please.

Help me...ee...e...

He...l...

Eat this and shut up.

I'm watching the series.

You are so annoying.

Just only a lollipop.

It doesn't help me at all.

Chupa Chups!!!

Joop(kiss)!!! ARGH~~~~!!!

ARGH!!!!!!

What the heck!?!?

Why the only sibling has to be crazy?

(Sigh)

(Sigh)

This Seme is so handsome.

(Weeping)

No, that wasn't a kiss.

Ai Tin!

Why the fu*k did you kiss me?

My mouth is still virgin...It's still virgin...

No... Not to him, Ai Can.

These lips are for a girlwith big boobs only.

(Weeping) Go away!

Ai Tin.

You are so mean to me.

(Weeping)

Still remember the scent from his breath.

ARGH!!!!!!

(Snickering)

Now he learns to shut up.

So delusive.

Love is just a nonsense story...all an illusion.

Good morning, Tin.

Do you want to say something?

I still need the answer.

What are you talking about?

I thought you were joking to me.

I never joke.

Let me ask you one more time.

Wouldn't it be better to date me?

Why is it better?

It's pretty simple.

What does Thai Program have?

He isn't as rich as we are.

If you keep dating him, he'll try andtake all your money eventually.

Like I said if you want to date a guy,

You should consider me.

I don't know why you look at Ae like that.

But he is not like that.

He never expects money from me.

He never takes anything from me.

On the other hand, I'm the onewho's like a burden to him.

I don't know whyyou look at him in that way.

But not everyone doeseverything for money.

Like Ae for example.

You may think you're betterthan him in every way.

But for me it's different.

True.People may also agree with you.

But Ae is the best one for me.

No matter how people think about him.

Have you been brainwashed?

No, I haven't.

Besides, you never look at me in that way.

You don't like me (want to date me).

I like you becausewe are suitable for each other.

Whatever reason you try to convince me.I will not change my mind.

So incurable.

Tin.

Ai Pond, are you joiningthe "Freshy games"?

I think only you is enough.

I want someone else to win too.If I join nobody can beat me.

(Spitting)

Hey... Ai Ae...You are spitting into my drink.

Ai Pond... Yes or No?

No... I prefer to watch the gamesfrom the stand.

I can do some sexy dance for you.

Ai Pete... Wanna join me?

You are gonna bethe source of energy for Ai Ae. I'm sure.

Ai Pete.

Pete!

Are you ok?

I'm ok.

Ai Ae... Here you are.

Those seniors want to talkto you about the freshy games.

It seems quite urgent.And they are sitting right over there.

Ok... Sure... Sure...

I'll be right back.

Now, he's gone.

Let's talk.

Pete!

So... Have you two had sex yet?

What the fu*k is that for?

That's from Ai Ae.

Nosy with some limits, would you?

You cannot just go all the wayinto their personal life.

Do you want Ai Ae to kill you?

But without my help.They won't be able to do it.

Whatever, dude.

I'm out and pretend I don't hear a thing.

But if Ai Ae askes,

I'll be the witnessand tell him you said it.

Gotta go. I'll help Ai Boeto check on the list of the athletes.

Pete. Don't listen to Ai Pond.

See you.

If I have the limit,how can I know about their sex life?

Ai Pete...

Have you two fu*ked yet?

How can you askme something like that?

Oh... Hey... Pete...

Pete!!!

Wait for me!!!

Hey... Talk to me.

I can help.

But I don't have anything to tell you.

Oh... Come on...Why can't you two just share it with me?

Oh...

P'Pond... P'Pete... Sawasdee kha.

Hi... Hi...

Where is P'Ae?

Ai Ae is having a meeting with the seniors.

He's joining the freshy games.

Anyway, where have you been?Haven't see you for a while.

P'Ae is joining the freshy games!?!? / Yes.

Wow... So I have to preparefor the LED Board

Big Banner, and PomPom for him.

Whoa... Whoa... Too much.No need to use those equipments.

Waste of your money.

No!!! He must bereally handsome in the games.

Besides, I don't have a chanceto see him today.

I should go back homeand work on that Banner.

Sawasdee kha. Bye Bye...

Now, do you want my help?

Pond... I...

Hey... If you're late...She will "get him" before you.

There... There... There...

Hey, Pete.

Hi Ae.

Pete... You forgot something in my car.

Err... I'll be right back.

Are you coming or what?

Ai Ae... Are you done?

What's the matter?

Ahhh...

That guy?Ai Pete's friend that Ai Can hates?

Oh wow...

That IC dude is quite handsome.

Hold on.

Did he get into yournerve last time because...

He likes Ai Pete?

Ai Pond! Shut the fu*k up.

Hey... I'm worried.

Look... Over there...

They look so perfectfor each other, don't they? Damn...

Comparing to you?

Just a dork like you.

Be very careful.That dog will take your boyfriend away.

I'm gonna host a porn party tomorrow.

What did you just say?

Come on... I just got a new porn.

The Uncensored Limited Edition one.

They are like... Mmm...

Fu*king Yummy.

You go ahead.

Just put the headphone on.

Didn't you hear me?I said I'm hosting a porn party.

How can I watch it alone?

I've already invitedevery room on our floor.

What did you just say?

You wanna die?

Whenever you host that fu*king party.I couldn't sleep at all.

Then don't sleep.

Join us?

You pervert sh*t. This is not funny.

I have to wake up early to exercise.

Oh... Come on.

I just go this rare item.

Besides, I have already invited them all.

You always convince me to keep my words.

Where can I sleep then?

How about...

Your boyfriend's room?

Oh... Come on... Come on... Come on...

Just stay there for a night.

And you have a chanceto unwrap some shrimps.

Or do whateveryou fu*king desperately wanna do.

If you are too slow...And that IC dude get Ai Pete first.

I cannot imagine what 's gonna happen.

He's fuc*king handsome,rich, and perhaps...

He might have a bigger di*k than you.

A small di*k like you.

He'll have Ai Pete before you know it.

Shut the fu*k up.

You can'tt just smack my headand walk away quietly.

So, what are you gonna do?

Do I have any other choices?

I have to stayat Ai Pete's room, of course.

Have fun, buddy.

- Ai asshole Pond.- Ai Ae... Let me explain...

I do it because I care,buddy. Listen to me.

I saidI'm being supportive.

Thai dudes never be shyand use the condom every time.

Shut the fu*k up.

You need them.

Believe me.

ARGH~~~!!!

What's... the...matter... with... you...?

Agree with Ai Good.

What's up with you, Ai Can?

P'No!

What should I do?

I cannot forget about it.

I really cannot forget about it, P'.

Calm down... Calm down...

What cannot you forget today?

Your lunch? Sausage?Grilled Liver? BBK Chilken?

Now tell me.

What can' t you forget?

I'm not being funny today.

My goodness... You are fu*king serious.

Here... I have something for you.

Here it is.

Lollipop.

Take it... You need some sugar.

You look like a hyperactive slothrunning for a 4x100 relay race.

Chuppa Chops again?

No... I don't want it.

I'm not kissing (Joop-ing) anyone.

I don't wanna eat and see it.

Throw it away. I don't wanna see it.

Err... What the fu*kis the matter with you?

Fine... I'll leave.

Ai Good... You take care of him for me.

I'm leaving now.

Ai Good...

What should I do?I cannot forget about it...

Ai Good... You tell me...

There... There... It's ok...

Tell me... How can I get ridof that picture out of my head?

How can I forget about it?

There... There...

(Continue to whine)

Come on in, Ae.

What have you brought? So many of them.

I brought the dinner.

Have you eaten yet?

Already.

Sorry I camein such a short notice.

It's fine. You can come hereanytime you want.

Don't spoil me.

I'm starting to get used to with it...You know?

But, I want to spoil you.

Ai Pete.

Yes?

I have to ask you again.

Are you sureTin is just a friend to you?

He's a friend.I only have a feeling for you.

Otherwise, I wouldn't...

Wouldn't what?

Never mind.

You must be hungry. I'll put these foodsinto the plates for you.

What should I do?

Did you say something?

Nothing... Let me help you.

[Falling in love with a moment like this]

That's enough...

Why did you stop working?

I have to ask Ai Ping tomorrow about it.

Okay.

You smell so lovely tonight.

Ai Pete.

Yes?

I need this.

Ai Pete.

Yes?

I'm hard.

But you havea class tomorrow.

I should take a shower.

Ae!?!?

Ai Pete. Are you already asleep?

Are you being mad at me or something?

You are so mean to me.

What did I do?

Don't you know that you are so mean?

If you don't tell me.

How can I know it?

When you did that earlier...

Do you have any ideahow excited I am for tonight?

To know you are coming to stay here.

I even cleaned it for you.

Never mind. I'm going to bed now.

Hold on...

What did you say?

You promised me we would do it next time.

So... I waited.

When I knew you were coming,I prepared myself.

Do you have any ideahow nervous I have been?

But then you postponed itagain by saying...

"There is a class tomorrow...There is a class tomorrow... "

I'm sorry.

Come on... Please don't be mad at me.

I thought I was the only one who wanted it.

You have no ideahow difficult I had to stop myself.

The only reason I don't go for it...

... is because...

I don't want to hurt you.

I'm sorry that I never have any experience.

But have you ever asked if I want it too?

Because if it's you,

I don't mind the pain.

Are you sure about this?

Please stop asking.

You know that I'm really shy right now.

You have a really nice body.

Enough for the sweet talk.

I'm already being crazy about you.

Pete... I'm sorry...

If I'm hurting you.

But I cannot hold it any more.

And, I'm not stopping you, am I?

This is the most awesomemoment in the past 18 years.

Same here, Ae.

Are you still shy?

Of course, I am.

Are you still hurt?

Don't ask me that question.

You are so adorably cute.

Just go to sleep.

Okay, but you have to hold melike this all night.

Even if you tell me not to,I still won't let you go.

Don't...

Go away...

Go away...

Don't come any closer...

Go away...

Don't...

Don't...

Don't...

Don't!

Tar...

Don't!

Go Away...

Tar!

Go away...

Tar!

Leave me alone...

Tar!!!

Get out of me.

Tar!!! Tar!!! Tar!!! This is P'Tum!!!

Tar... This is P'Tum.

P'Tum?

Help me, please, P'Tum.

Help me...

It's ok.

It's just a nightmare.

You are ok, my dear.

Do you wanna talk about it?

No, P'Tum.

It's just a nightmare.

But...

Just a nightmare, really.

Tar.

If you want to talk about it.

You know?

I'm always right here for you.

I know.

I'm just having a nightmare.

So...

I'm just gonna go back to sleep in my room.

Good night, P'Tum.

How many years now?

Why is it still haunting me?

I really can't tell you about this, P'Tum.

I'm sorry.

Really sorry.

I'm so sorry, P'Tum.

Ai Pond said I have to doall his assignments!?!?

Put him on the phone, Ai Ping.

He doesn't want to talk to you.

He just said that you have to repay him.

He helps you to eat shrimps,

so you have to all of the assignmentsfor him this semester.

That piece of sh*t!!!

No... No... Not me. Go tell him yourself.

I'm just a messenger.

What kind of shrimps are you having?Why is it so expensive?

Don't listen to that piece of sh*t.

He's just a nonsense as*hole.

I don't want to be nosy as Ai Pond.

But when you skip the morning class,I can guess what's going on.

I'll message you.Talk to you later, buddy.

That as*hole.

Did I wake you up?

No, I've wakened up for a little while.

Are you still... hurt?

Ae~~~ You cannot asks something like.

Ok... I'll stop asking.

Are you hungry?

I'll cook something for you.

Ok. I'll take a bath and be right back.

Right, Ai Pete.

Yes?

Can I borrow your computerto get the assignment from the Facebook?

Of course, go ahead.

[Falling in love with a moment like this]

[Falling in love with a moment like this]

I'm falling in love too, Ai Pete.

Ai Can.

It's almost time.

Is it?

This year, our department has to win.

Yeah.

Have you forgottento recharge your battery today?

Hey there... Albino Monkey.

You go get them today. Ok?

This year,we have to take the Champ(ionship)

Are you gonna "Take" me?

But I don't wanna "Take" you.

Yikes! Idiot Jokes.Nobody use that joke anymore.

That International DOG!!!

Again?

What is it about this time?

It wasn't my fault.

But, he's the first one who...

Damn it!!!

You two go away, please.

This is the reservation areafor athletes only.

I'm trying to concentrate here.

Me too?

But I'm the Captain of this team.

Both of you.

Go away... Leave...

Fine... Fine... Fine... Let's go,Ai Champ. Before he'll bite your head off.

Ok... I'll leave. / Yeah.

Hey... Go get them.

Leave... Already...

Leaving...

Stop thinking about this, Ai Can.

You should focus on the game here.

Do you know what's bothering Ai Can?

Did you scold him lately?

Me? Are you kidding?

No freshmen listen to me anymore.

(Sigh)

Hey! Ai Can... Ai Good...

Get them.

Don't ruin my reputation as Captain Techno.

And you two

don't "fall down to kiss the floor"[Note: It's a Thai idiom.]

Otherwise, I'll kick every one of your ass.

I didn't kiss him!!!

Ai Can... Duck!!!

Is he ok?

Hey...

Is he gonna be ok?

Are you ok?

Ai Can.

Are you alright?

Fine... I'm ok...

Let's take him inside first.

I'm ok... I can still play.

Of course, you are fine.

But look at you now. You can forgetabout going back into the game.

Give him a break, would you?

That's ok.You can play in the next match.

If we win.But if we lose this time, it's your fault.

Only one minute?

You stopped me from teasing him,but now you're laughing at him.

You as*hole.

Oh... Hey... "Ai Can 90 seconds".

Shut up... As*hole.

[Everyone keeps teasingand calling "Can 90 seconds"]

You are famous now, Ai Can.

Please.

Don't tease me anymore.

People keep talking about this.And it's going to Nursing school.

How can I get a nurse as a wife then?

Give me a break.

Your nickname is way cooler than me.

Look at my nickname.

"The Lord of pornography"

That sounds cool to me.

Specially, P'Type. Damn it.

Everyone knows because of him.

Right... Have you seen Ai Ae?

Here they are... Ai Pete... Over here.

I'm talking about Ai Ae. Not Ai Pete.

You are so not updated.

From now on, if you are looking for Ai Ae,you should look for Ai Pete.

Because he's tall.You can easily find him first.

Ai Ae is too short.

Shut the fu*k up, Ai Pond.

Hey, Ai Can... I've heard that...

Go ahead... Laugh as much as you want.

I've been teased since this morning.

Just because...

I was in the field for less than a minute.

And the ball hit me directly on my face.

Passed out and theycarried me out from the field.

Everyone from the team is teasing me.

Everyone from the school is blaming me.

Go ahead. Laugh all you want.

I'm getting over it. Damn!

I just want to congratulate to your team,after winning and going to the next round.

Ae, Buddy.

You are such a wonderful person.

I love you, buddy.

What the fu*k is up with you? Ai Can.

Ai Ae~~~~!!!

Ai Can... Stop...

Just wait here. I'll get the food.

I'll go get the drink then.

I'll go with Pete.

I need something to drink.

Be right back.

Hold on, Can.I haven't asked Ae about his drink yet.

Calm down.Ai Can won't steal your boyfriend.

Mister Ex-Virgin.

Ai Jerk Pond.

Why are we here?You said you want something to drink.

Ok, but forget about the drink for now.

Err...

I have something to ask you.

But if I ask you,can you promise me not to judge me?

Of course.

Err...

Is your friend gay?

My friend? Which one?

Oh... Come on...

Ai Tin.

Tin from the IC?

I don't thinkhe is because he dates girls.

Is he a bisexual?

I don't think so. Because I thinkhe's a little bit homophobic.

So...!?

For a guy who is not gay,how can he kiss another guy?

You're saying you sawTin kissed a guy.

No..! NO! NO! Not seeing that.

Don't jump to the conclusion.

Err...

I'm just trying to prove my hypothesis...

That a good looking guy,

Driving a nice car,

Mostly are gays.

And your friend is kind of being like that.

He's also an as*hole.

He's also a good looking sh*t.

He also a terrible driver.

Just like a street junkie.

Pretty has all of those qualities,so that's why I asked you about him.

Just like that...

Ouch... My stomach's suddenly hurt.

I'll talk to you later.

Don't you wanna buy the drink?

Pond. Could you pleasetell Can to reserve a seat for me too?

Thank you very much.

Where are you going?

Football field.

So sorry.

Clumsy.

We need to talk.

So, you really do like Ae?

Pete, let's go shower together.

Next week is my mother's birthday.

I want to invite you to go with me.

My mom is also inviting you too.