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You can sit over there on the bed first.

Ae... Please don't mindwhat Tin said earlier.

I'm sorry.

Ae... Why are you apologizing to me?

You haven't done anything wrong.

Of course, I have.

I'm not mad becausehe told us to stop seeing each other.

But I'm mad becauseI'm just an ordinary student.

I cannot find out about Trump for you.

I cannot buy... your beloved watch back.

I told you to rely on me,

the truth is that I can'tdo anything for you... nothing at all.

That's not true.

Not true at all.

You helped me for so many times.

But, was that becauseI was accidentally there?

No.

I'm not talkingabout only when P'Trump came.

But you helped me every time.

Today, for example, I was so terrified.

I'm so afraid to know the truth...

About what P'Trump has been doing.

But when you were right next to me.

I wasn't afraid anymore.

Because I know thatyou wouldn't leave me there alone.

I know that you will protect me.

And that's why I wasn't afraid anymore.

Do you know something, Ae?

You are the one I always trust.

You might not know it.

Thank you, Ai Koon-Chai.

What are you thanking me for?

I haven't done anything for you.

Thanks for reminding me.

Can I kiss you?

[As*hole...The walls are so fu*king thin.]

[Why can't you be carefulnot to bang something on it?]

I'll clean up the room.

Ok.

I think you should get a room for yourself.

Why?

Err... No... Nothing...

Talking about a room. I'm planningto move to an apartment next month.

And I'm going to see on Friday.Will you be available?

I want you to go with me.

But if you are busy, I can understand.

I'm your boyfriend.Please stop being too considerate.

I'm free. I'll go with you.

Stop being too cute.

You are making me losing control of myself.

No, I'm not.

Let's go.

Hey...

You cannot stare into the mirrorand expect to see a Tom Cruise in there.

Shut the fu*k up. I'm gathering upall of my confidence here.

What for?

Are you looking for the 7 dragon balls

and ask the dragonto help you pass the exam.

What the fu*k are you talking about?

Shut up. It's the mostimportant day of your friend here.

Important day? What's it?

You'll find out soon.

Hey... Ai Ping!!! ARGH~~~!!!

Damn... You are so freaking handsome.

How can you be so hot as hell like this?

Truly and wonderfully handsome.

Flawless and ceaselessly handsome.Hmm...

Can I fall in love with myself?

I should stop and get going.

Princess. Your royal ride is here.

Please hop on, your highness.

What are you doing this time?

Nothing.I'm just trying to win your heart.

Because if I'm late,someone else will get you first.

May I give you a ride to the bus stop?

Please!!!

May I give you a ride to the bus stop!!!???

Keep it down.

Please!!!

Fine... I'll go with you.

Right this way, please.

But hold on.

I have something to say to you.

What now?

Listen to me carefully.

Say it already.

Will you be my girlfriend? / Ok, sure.

Hey!!!

Why are you being so surprised?

I haven't used any joke I prepared yet.

Ok... Show me what you've got.

Well... Just some simple lines like...

"I'm having a heart problem."

or "My sick grandmawants to see her grand-daughter-in-law.

Otherwise,she will cut me out from her will."

You don't need any joketo ask me that question.

Really? / Mmm.

Ok... I'll ask youas everyone else does, then.

Mmm.

Would you please be my girlfriend?

Is this "what-everyone-does"?

Yes, it is.

Mmm.

Yeah!!!

Hey!

Don't. If you hug me,I'll slap you on your face.

How do you knowthat I was going to hug you?

Of course, I'm your girlfriend.I know you quite well.

About that...Why did you say 'yes' so quick?

I can say 'no'.

Oh... Ok... I'll shut up... I'll shut up...

Please hop on to your royal ride.

One minute.

Eat this.

What?

Eat the rose.

It doesn't smell lovely.

But you chose this one.

No, it smells nice.

I will eat it.

- Are you for real?- Mmm.

- I'm eating it.- Go ahead.

-The whole rose.- 1-2-...

How can you be so cruelto bite a beautiful rose like this?

I almost did it, though.

Or you want to?

No, sir. Shall we go?

Right this w... / Don't touch me. / Fine.

Ok. Just ride then.

Please be careful.

Please.

Not falling downas you were last time, right?

I cannot promise you that.

Of course, not. Let's go.

There is nowhere to step on.How can I balance myself then?

Just hold on me like this.

Stop taking advantage of me.

No. I won't stop.

I'll squeeze your belly then.

Let's go.

- That's a thick belly.- No... I don't have that...

Yes, you do... Here...

Is this a student apartment?

It's like a private condominium complex.Looks so expensive.

They are the same, right?

The same? Really?

Fine.They are the same, then.

Shall we go up to check out the room?

Let's check out the living room.

Mmm...

What do you think?

It's your room.You should make your own decision.

But if you ask me.It's too big and unnecessary.

Is this an apartmentor a luxury suite hotel room?

Shall we go to see the other apartment?

Ai Pete.

Don't listen to me everything I say.

But I agree with youthat it's too unnecessary and too big.

It is too much for me.

But it might be perfect for you.

If you like it, then take it.

So... I'll take this one. Ok?

It's up to you.

I'll help you to move.

Ae. Do you wanna say something?

Ai Pete.

What if I accidentally...

Accidentally to do what?

No... Nothing.

I think I should leave.

What!?!?What did you just say?

Can you repeat that again?

Why? Why does everyone say"What What What" to me after knowing it?

Listen to me carefully.

I - Have - A - Girlfriend.

Who is that stupid girl,by the way?

Well... Her name is ChaAim.

Do you know her?

The first love in the coffee shop.

Oh... That pretty girlfrom that coffee shop?

Confess! Did you do some sort ofblack voodoo on her or something?

Why did she agree to be a girlfriendwith a pervert like you?

This is so not fu*king possible.

Why not?

No way... No way...

Why can't you guys just believe it?

I'm a handsome guy with a proper manner.

And I have a quarter Italian blood too.

Who's also nosy...jerk... and pervert, right?

And I totally agree with that.

Of course, I'm nosy, jerk,and... Hey... Ai Ae!

Why are you always cutting my mood?

But that's fine.

Today, I don't mind.

I'm in the good mood and being happy.

I'm in love.

Ai Ping... Don't mind him.

Just an idiot is being in love.

Well, ain't you also in love too, Ai Ae?

Don't be shy.

Ai Ae.

If you have any trouble in your mind,you can talk to me. You know?

My slogan is "I know, I see,I have answer for everything."

Since when did you learnto be a psychic? As*hole.

Wanna try?

Shut the fu*k up.

Come on. You look upsetabout something all day.

So, I'm being a good friendto help you out.

No, thank you.

Fine.

Whenever you want my help, just ask, then.

I'll go back to my new porn now.

Ai Pond,

How was your first time?

What?!?!

Never mind.

No... No... No...

I've already heard it.

Are you...?

Are you planningto have sex with Ai Pete?

As*hole.

Hey... For you, you need to get him drunk,put into the bed, and do it.

You don't know how to do asweet talk or a romantic fu*k.

Believe me. Hey.

What's up, P'Oh?

Sure, I'll see you.

[Ae: Will you be available tomorrow?]

How long have you been waiting?

I told you to meet at the mall.

That's ok.I have to drive pass the dorm anyway.

What are you looking at?

Am I dressing strangelyfor you or something?

This is the best I can do.

I'm not that handsome. You know?

I... just want to let you know that...

Today... You look so handsome.

You can't give me a complimentand blush like that.

Ok.

You're making me blush too.

Let's go, shall we?

Ok.

We have to look for a giftfor N'Yim's birthday.

Ae, what do you think about this one?

She's too young for that one.

How about this one?

I forgot to tell you.P'Oh has already bought a bicycle for her.

But you seems to enjoy with these toys,so I didn't want to stop you.

Can I buy her a gift?

Nah. I don't want youto spend your money.

But I want to give her something.

How about...?

I'll let you pick one gift.

But we buy them together.

Why?

Because as a couple

One gift is enough.

Do you wanna meet N'Yim?

Can I go?

Sure... Why not?

I'll go. N'Yim looks cute in the picture.I want to meet her in person.

Sometime you look like a kid too, you know?

I'm sorry.

That you have to take careof a big kid like me.

No need to apologize. It's a good thing.

That you let me see the other sides of you.

I want you to see me like this too.

I'm glad you open up for me.

You know? You are the first oneto make me jealous.

Am I the first one?

You're my first for many things.

You're the first cheeksI've touched.

You're hair is thefirst person I've touched.

You're my... first kiss, too.

You're the first loveI have a relationship with.

And you are...my first time for... that too.

Let's go see N'Yim.

Ok.

What's the matter?Don't be scared. My parents are kind.

I'm just nervous.

I'm right here. Don't worry.

Ok.

Mom!

I'm home!

There you are, Ai Ae. Help me. Hurry up.

Sawadee krab.

Oh... Bless you, dear.

Is this your friend?

Oh wow...

Every friend of yours,

They'll kill youwith their handsomeness.

Hey... Is there anyonethat less handsome than you?

It's your fault. You gave me so little.

Oh... You're right.Come on. Help me.

Your dad took your niece to the temple.They haven't come back yet.

This doesn't look good. Get rid of it.

What's his name?

My name is Pete krab.

Pete.

Do you know how toseparate the noodles?

Separate the noodles?

You do this for me.

And help me prepare this too.

These vegetables.Throw away the bad one.

I'll take care of the order in the kitchen.

They are waiting over there.

Ok? Got it?

- Yes, mom.- Yes.

I'm sorry.I don't have an air conditioner.

It's quite hot today.

It's ok. I think this is good enough.

I'm also sorry.My mom puts you to work for her.

That's ok.I think it's kind of fun too.

It's my first time to separate the noodles.

Poor Koon-Chai has to work as a laborer.

No, I'm having fun.

Besides, your mom is so kind to me.

These soft hands are getting ruinedfrom working here.

They are alwayssoft every time I touch.

Unlike mine.

So rough.

But...

I like your hands.

The hands that help your family.

The hands that help other people.

The hands that can do anything.

Too much for the compliments already.

Not too much at all.

Ai Pete.

Ae krab. Your mom is downstairs.

I know. But I want to hug you.

What should I do?

I'm sorry that I keep thinking about you.

Missing you.

I don't know what to do.

I do miss you too.

Uncle Ae... Uncle Ae jah...

Uncle Ae jah...

Uncle Ae... Who is he?

This is Uncle Pete.

Uncle Ae's friend.

Don't you remember?

Remember I told you

that if you don't let me kiss your cheeks,I'll kiss his cheeks instead.

You can't do that.

What are you saying to him?

Hello.

Sawasdee Krab.

What are you doing up here?

Why don't you stay in the room?

You go with me, Uncle.

Can I follow you later?

You go ahead.

You too, Uncle Pete.

Kha.

Uncle Ae will go downstairswith Uncle Pete, Ok?

Come here for a second.

Let me kiss you first.

One more.

Ice chip?

That's ok, Ae.

It's dripping all over you.

That's ok.

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday... Happy birthday...

Happy birthday to you...

Blow it, sweetie.

Blow... Blow...

Help her... Help her...

One more.

You can do it.

One more.

Last one.

Yeah...

Happy birthday to you...

N'Yim kha. This is a gift for you kha.

Wow... Say thank you first.

Thank you kha.

Hold it... Hold it... Hold it...

Like it, sweetie? Do you like it?

She's happy.

Thanks for today.

Too badyou have to go back late.

N'Yim was cryingand didn't want you to leave.

I should be the one to thank you.

For introducing me to the family.

I'm really happy.

But, you are not mad at me, right?

That I didn't tell them about us.

Not at all.

It's not easy to tellthe family about this.

I totally understand.

But if you want me to tell them.I'll do it for you.

Thank you, Ae.

Only this is enough to make me happy.

Drive back home safely.

Ok.

Thanks again for today.

I'll help you on your moving day.

Ok, Ae.

[You said you'lltell your family about us.]

[Thank you for caring about my feelings.]

Pad-Thai Shrimp?

Ai Ae!

Hey, Ai Ae...Let's go to the dinner together.

P'No is buying.

This is quite a rare occasion.

I don't know what he's thinking. He saidhe'll buy every freshman members a meal.

He normally doesn't want to payor spend his money for us.

Seriously, Ai Can.

How can you breathe while talking?

It sounds exhausting.

I'm alert... I'm alert...

I'm busy today. Sorry.

Come on, Please... Go with me.

P'No is buying!

Nobody can change his mind.

Because tonightis going to be the "first night."

First night for what?

Oh... That comes out too short.I should say...

It's the "first night" for a new room.His friend is moving into a new apartment.

Nosy as*hole. I'm leaving.

New apartment!?!?

His friend? You mean Pete?

Oh... You know Pete too?

Yeah. I met him before.

Good looking dude.

Nice and friendly personality.

Too bad.

He has an as*hole friend.

Why do I feel hurt?

Do you know Pete's friend?

Another IC guy.

That son of the bi*ch.

Do you know? He's not only insulting me.

He also insults Ai Ae and Ai Pete.

What kind of friends are they?

Fu*king douchebag.

Too bad.

I only had a punch on his face.

I should throw three to four punches.

Also, that arrogant facealways looks down to people.

And, that shitty personality.

Fu*king bastard son of the bi*ch.

He was like...Goddamn motherfu*ker.

Why does it feel likeyou're talking about me, not that guy?

Stop using that reason.

You've never done anythingas a mother should do.

And that stupid ballroom dinner,

for me, it's justwasting my time to attend.

What a day...Now I'm in a bad mood

If you wanna show off your favorite son,

then go ahead.

But for me, it's just disgusting to see.

Hey! How can you say somethinglike that to your own mother?

Terrible son.

Stop ignoring me.

I'm talking to you.

Don't stick your noseinto other's business.

Fine. I never want to have anythingto do with you anyway.

Unloved Child.

What did you call me?

I said...

That you are...

Just an "unloved child."

You should learn to shut up.

Kissing a guy is not that bad.

Auntie... Please let me help you.

Oh dear... Thank you so much.

I thought I could take it by myself.

Any other heavy things I can help?

That's the only one dear.Thank you so much.

Are you living here?

No krab.I'm helping my friend to move in.

Oh... Same here.

I'm helping Koon-Nooto move into his new room too.

I cannot let him do it himself.I'm worried.

He's never livedalone by himself.

Oh No... Jiew...You take all of these out by yourself?

Ae.

Is this "Ae" you always talked about?

Yes,he is, mother.

Sawadee krab. / Sawadee jah.

We meet at last.

Where should I put this printer?

Anywhere is ok, Ae.

This is the last box, Koon-Noo.

Thank you krab, Par.

Of course, dear.

Right, I was about to ask.

Are you moving hereby yourself or the whole house?

So many stuff.

Yes?

Let's unpack them.

Ok.

What's the matter?

You...

You and my mother meet each other.And I feel strange.

I believe she knows about us.

Don't you want me to meet her?

No, not like that.

Ai Pete.

I don't have a proper mannerwhen I meet elders,

or know how to please them.

I don't knowif your mother is gonna like me.

But...

I promise you I will try my best.

Krab.

Thank you very much for doing that. Ae.

Stop smiling like that.

Go back to your stuff now.

Right, Ai Pete.

Since now, you are living alone.

You should learnhow to do everything by yourself.

Don't just waitfor them to help you.

So, your motherwon't be worried about you anymore.

And if I don't know how,you'll teach me, right?

Of course, you know I will.

But before that...Just unpack your stuff.

Ok.

I have to thank youfor helping us today.

Not at all. I'm glad I can help.

I know that Petehas a very good friend.

Anyhow, please help me take care of him.

He never lived alone.

When I decided to give himan apartment, I was worried that...

He'll use it as a storage roomand come back home.

Mother...

But when I meet you.

I'm so relieved.

Do you know thathe's been more mature lately?

He's always like a child.

One time, when he wantedto cook Shrimp Rice Soup,

he ran around the houseto show his first unwrapped shrimp.

But the shrimpwas torn apart and came out this big.

Mother... Stop teasing me, please.

I'll teach you.

I'm quite an experton unwrapping a shrimp.

Ae.

Krab.

Can you pleasetake care of Pete?

I'll take a good care of him.

I'm very happyto hear that from you.

Are you sleeping here tonight?

I want to get used to with the room.

Don't forget to lock the door, ok?

I should leave now.

Can you please stay here tonight?

Look at you. How can I say no to that?

Can I take a shower?

I feel so sticky.

I'll get you a towel.

Do you want a PJ?

Thank you.

Any cloth is fine.

Ok.

Ai Pete. Where is the cloth?

Err... Err...

Ae... Ae... Choose them yourself.

What's the matter with him?

Which one I can use, then?

How can you be so cruel to my heart?

I'm a guy and I has needs too.

Ai Pete. Have you slept yet?

How can you breathecovering your face like that?

I'll turn the light off now.

When you came out of the bathroom,

Your body was so redlike a shrimp.

Don't take a shower with too hot water.It's not good for you.

I'll be careful next time.

Ai Pete.

I have to confess to you.

At the dinner,when I said I wanted to unwrap a shrimp.

I actually meantI want to unwrap you.

Ae~~~~

Forget it...

Let's just go to sleep.

Good night.

Good night to you too, Ae.

Ai Pete.

Have you two 'done' it?

I'm gonna host a porn party tomorrow.

What did you just say?

So, what are you gonna do?

I have to stay at Ai Pete's room, then.

Are you sure thathe's only a friend to you?

I really need to do this.