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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,016 Hello. Rachel Hamilton. 2 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,310 Yes, thank you for calling me back. 3 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,440 Yes, Mr. LeRue told me you were coming in tomorrow. 4 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,522 Well, I promise, once you hear our pitch, 5 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,270 there will be no doubt in your mind 6 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,611 that LeRue is the company 7 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,448 to make you America's next favorite potato chip. 8 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,992 Excuse me, the world's greatest potato chip. 9 00:00:34,797 --> 00:00:35,714 Right. 10 00:00:35,822 --> 00:00:38,538 Well, anyways, I'm sorry for calling on a Sunday, uh, 11 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:39,581 but I actually... 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,328 won't be in the meeting tomorrow, unfortunately, 13 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,128 so I just wanted to make sure we had a chance to connect. 14 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,631 Mm-hmm? Why... won't I be there? Uh... 15 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,302 - Actually, I'm getting married today. - Come on, Rachel. 16 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,429 Yeah, I know, it is exciting. 17 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,973 I wish I could serve your chips to my guests. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,477 Maybe I should place an order right now and just postpone this wedding, huh? 19 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:11,738 ♪ I've been crying, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:15,325 ♪ 'Cause I'm lonely for you ♪ 21 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,204 ♪ Smiles have all turned to tears ♪ 22 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:23,333 ♪ But tears won't wash away the fears ♪ 23 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:27,087 ♪ That you're never ever gonna return ♪ 24 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,632 ♪ To ease the fire that within me burns ♪ 25 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:34,677 ♪ It keeps me cryin', baby, for you ♪ 26 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,264 ♪ Keeps me sighin', baby, for you ♪ 27 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,934 ♪ So won't you hurry? ♪ 28 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:43,394 - ♪ Come on, boy, see about me ♪ 29 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,647 - Breathe. - Sorry. 30 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,817 - I'm not used to having my picture taken. - It's fine. 31 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,362 I mean, the best wedding photos are the ones that show terror and fear. 32 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:57,784 ♪ My friends are gone and you have, too ♪ 33 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:01,246 ♪ No peace shall I find ♪ 34 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,250 ♪ Until you come back and be mine... ♪ 35 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,889 Oh, I love your pearls. 36 00:02:07,925 --> 00:02:09,038 Ah, thank you. 37 00:02:09,446 --> 00:02:11,723 They were my mom's. 38 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:16,469 ♪ Keep on cryin', baby, for you ♪ 39 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:20,056 ♪ I'm gonna keep sighin', baby, for you ♪ 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,392 ♪ So come on, hurry ♪ 41 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,019 ♪ Come on and see about me ♪ 42 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,646 All right, loosen up. 43 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,814 Show some teeth. 44 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,774 I feel so awkward. 45 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,068 We're getting so much good stuff. 46 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,321 - Wonderful! I think we got it. - Good. Okay. 47 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,991 Good, very good. Okay. Heh. 48 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,537 ♪ Come see about me See about you, baby ♪ 49 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,956 ♪ Come see about me ♪ 50 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:48,835 ♪ You know I'm so lonely Come see about me ♪ 51 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:52,505 ♪ I love you only, come see about me ♪ 52 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,342 ♪ See about you, baby Come see about me ♪ 53 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,511 - ♪ Hurry, hurry ♪ 54 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,784 Hey Penny, it's Rachel. 55 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,619 This is a reminder to make sure 56 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,288 that the team presents the Cara's Cookies materials tomorrow 57 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,206 in the pitch meeting. 58 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,791 And make sure that they say 59 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,634 it is Whole Foods' top organic cookie seller, 60 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,336 and that we created the brand. 61 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,671 Uh, what else? 62 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,047 - Please ma-- - We have to go. 63 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,840 Uh... the... I gotta go. 64 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,511 Can I give this... 65 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,304 Uh... 66 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,278 Wow! 67 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,342 Hi, everyone. I'm Frank LeRue. 68 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,969 I'm Rachel's boss. 69 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:08,057 And according to the Internet and the state of New York, 70 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,143 I am here to join... 71 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,353 my star employee... 72 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,396 and Owen... 73 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,191 in holy matrimony. 74 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,778 Now, Owen, from what I've gathered... 75 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,614 you are a very smart, 76 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,616 kind, adventurous guy. 77 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,493 A physical therapist... 78 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,954 a great pasta maker... 79 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,041 ...and one of the last remaining in-line skaters. 80 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,585 That takes dedication! 81 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,173 Now, some people don't think that there's such a thing 82 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,467 as a branding emergency. 83 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,260 But if there is... 84 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,764 Rachel... is our EMT. 85 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,182 She's committed, 86 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,600 dedicated, 87 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:52,518 and inspiring. 88 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:54,686 And now... 89 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:56,981 the good stuff. 90 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,026 Will you please join hands? 91 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,532 Oh... 92 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,826 - I'll get it. - Okay. 93 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,786 Sorry. 94 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,005 I can't do this. 95 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,133 - What? - I'm so sorry. 96 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:25,968 Oh, God, Rach. 97 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,346 I'm so sorry. 98 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,680 - Sorry. - What is he doing? 99 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,100 Owen? Wait. Owen. 100 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,937 Uh... just a minute, folks. This is, uh... 101 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:39,190 This is a new thing that Rachel and Owen are trying out. 102 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:41,818 You know, they're innovating. Always. 103 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,182 Sorry. I'm so sorry. I know I wasn't supposed to bring it. 104 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,322 But... um, please, you cannot do this right now. 105 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,449 I know this is insane. 106 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,368 Oh, my God. 107 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:53,436 Were you on a call before you walked down the aisle? 108 00:06:55,952 --> 00:06:58,215 Yes, but see how well you know me? 109 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,003 See? That's why we're supposed to be getting married today. 110 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:01,963 Come with me... 111 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,204 - Come on. - Wait. 112 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,588 - Owen? - I'm sorry. 113 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:05,799 I love you. 114 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,885 I really, really do. 115 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,473 I can't believe I'm doing this, but I can't have this conversation again. 116 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,599 And not here. 117 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,768 I wanted this to work... 118 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,817 - more than it actually can. - Oh, my God. 119 00:07:17,852 --> 00:07:19,496 I know you've tried. 120 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,900 Even our wedding can't make you change, and that's okay. 121 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:24,902 It's just not okay with me. 122 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:34,744 Dad? 123 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,583 That's your dad? 124 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,587 Excuse me. 125 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,380 I have to get out of here. 126 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,400 I'm a fucking bride, you fucking cocksucker! 127 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,175 Good morning. LeRue. 128 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,222 - Oh, no. Is she really here? - I can't believe she's here. Oh! 129 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,849 - What is she even doing? - Awkward. 130 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,560 Hold on. Rachel's actually here. 131 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,938 I don't know what to say. 132 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,857 Morning, Penny. 133 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,406 - Morning. - Good morning. 134 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:58,704 You know you have two weeks off for that cruise, right? 135 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,206 Uh, I do, yeah. 136 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,458 Thanks, but I don't-- I don't need it. 137 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,252 Hmm. I'm fine. 138 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:09,549 I am. Really. 139 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,510 I'm-- I'm sorry about yesterday. That was very dramatic, but, um... 140 00:09:13,538 --> 00:09:15,232 You know, deep down, 141 00:09:15,268 --> 00:09:17,091 I know it was the right thing, and, uh... 142 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,538 I'm moving on to more important things, 143 00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:22,311 like the Evie's pitch at 11:00. 144 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,313 Did you talk to your dad? 145 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,399 Well, you saw him run off. So, no. 146 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:30,361 And honestly, I hardly know him, and I have no idea why he was there. 147 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,487 So, it doesn't matter. 148 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,030 What matters is that I'm here. 149 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,741 I've been trying to land this account for months. 150 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,703 So, uh... if you don't mind... 151 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,914 I'll just take the next five minutes to prep. 152 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,748 Uh-huh. 153 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,375 I do not mind. 154 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,152 Evie's. From our hearts to yours. 155 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,156 You're probably wondering 156 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:18,284 why we didn't talk about how good your chips taste. 157 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,285 That's because... 158 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,496 any chip company can say that. 159 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,667 And they'd be right, because all chips are good. 160 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,669 I mean, they're chips, right? 161 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,674 But what we think is special about your company, 162 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,343 what-- what makes it unique... 163 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,302 is you guys. 164 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,265 Your chips aren't just a snack. 165 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,933 They are an act of love. 166 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,771 And here at LeRue, that's the story we want to tell. 167 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,689 God, uh... 168 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,319 Honestly, when we moved out of Brooklyn two years ago, 169 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,989 I never thought we'd be back in New York doing something like this. 170 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,367 Oh. We'd just gotten so caught up 171 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,203 in the momentum of our draining everyday jobs... 172 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,831 ...we'd forgotten how important things like... 173 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,876 creating a human connection with our work was. 174 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,380 It-- it touches me deeply to know 175 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,424 ...that's what you'll be helping us continue to grow. 176 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,683 Can we answer any more questions you may have? 177 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,769 Uh, it's, uh, not really a question. 178 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,563 I just want to say thanks to all of you. 179 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,440 I mean, this is all really impressive. 180 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,649 Yeah, we know they're just potato chips, 181 00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:35,811 but they really are a-- a part of us. 182 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,864 So, I hope you'll understand if we take some time 183 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:39,949 with the decision. 184 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,284 Yeah. Of course. 185 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,328 - Of course. Yeah. - Thanks. 186 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,871 And, uh, Rachel... 187 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,916 Thank you so much for-- for being here. 188 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,335 I mean, your new husband must really be so cool 189 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,981 to not have minded you coming in today. 190 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,340 Oh. Yeah, he's the coolest. 191 00:11:56,403 --> 00:11:57,833 Tell him thank you for us. 192 00:11:57,869 --> 00:11:59,503 And have so much fun on your honeymoon. 193 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,552 I will. 194 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,557 That was brilliant. I can't believe she almost cried. 195 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,684 That was amazing. Did you see their faces? 196 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,712 I gotta hand it to you guys, 197 00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:12,516 that was a brilliant job. Really well done. Rachel... incredible. 198 00:12:13,118 --> 00:12:15,203 I can't believe I tried to send you home. 199 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,443 It's-- 200 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,907 - Oh, my... - Jeez! 201 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,848 - What's going on? - Get inside! It's not safe! 202 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,386 Not safe? What is that thing? 203 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,310 Oh, my God! 204 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,951 No, Owen, 205 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,135 I think what you did was completely insane 206 00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:34,462 and entirely unforgivable. 207 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,211 Yeah, well, fuck you, too. 208 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,799 - Hello? - Rachel. It's Dad. 209 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,135 I mean, it's... 210 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,549 Harry Hamilton, your father. 211 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,602 Hello? 212 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,562 You there? 213 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,065 Yeah, I'm here. 214 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,109 What do you want? 215 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,861 Look, um... 216 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:10,576 I could probably come up with, uh... a million excuses, apologies... 217 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,038 But that won't change the past. 218 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,334 You hate me, and you probably should. 219 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,841 But I came yesterday because I thought it would be the best day of your life, 220 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,718 and therefore, a good day for me to show up. And... 221 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,512 I didn't realize that... 222 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,350 That what? 223 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,393 That... 224 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,687 That... 225 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,149 well, you know, you were there, so that... 226 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,152 plan didn't exactly pan out. 227 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,074 I'm sorry. And I realize you... 228 00:15:51,392 --> 00:15:53,252 probably don't really want to talk to me right now, 229 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,534 or anybody for that matter. 230 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,582 But I thought maybe you could use a drink. 231 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,044 You don't have to talk to me at all. 232 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,673 Come on, one drink. 233 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:21,814 Are you drunk? 234 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,150 Can I get a Manhattan, please? 235 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,778 - Make that two. - What type of bourbon? 236 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,030 - Woodford. - Coming up. 237 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,907 ♪ Fun in my life ♪ 238 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,871 ♪ With fun in my life ♪ 239 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,959 ♪ I find the simple life ♪ 240 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,627 That's a pretty strong drink. 241 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,214 How many of those you had? 242 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,883 Three. I thought we were drinking, not talking. 243 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,556 ♪ But, girl, I'm trying... ♪ 244 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,724 I'm going to need three more, exactly like this, 245 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,775 right away, please. 246 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:08,235 ♪ Oh, with fun, fun in my life ♪ 247 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,695 Ah. 248 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:16,076 ♪ But, girl I'm trying to make the most of my time ♪ 249 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:53,155 ♪ I'm blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 250 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,450 ♪ Gong-gong, gong-gong, gong-gong Gong-gong-gong, gong-gong, yeah ♪ 251 00:17:56,533 --> 00:18:01,997 ♪ I'm blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 252 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,124 ♪ Gong, gong, gong, gong-gong... ♪ 253 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,543 How did you know I was getting married yesterday? 254 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,129 ♪ Ha, blue... ♪ 255 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,924 Well, there's a website called The Knot. 256 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,219 And then I found... 257 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,305 Owen and Rachel get married dot com. 258 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,366 Cute engagement photos, by the way. 259 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:23,512 Of course. It was Owen's idea. 260 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,020 Smug asshole. 261 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,315 ♪ My love with you was doomed ♪ 262 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,610 - ♪ I hope her reading was wrong ♪ 263 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:36,949 ♪ I hope she was wrong 'Cause you been gone too long, come home ♪ 264 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,077 ♪ Hey! Gong, gong-gong Gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪ 265 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:45,582 ♪ I'm blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 266 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,919 ♪ Gong, gong, gong Gong-gong, gong-gong, yeah ♪ 267 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:53,841 ♪ I'm blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 268 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,219 ♪ Gong, gong, gong Gong-gong, gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪ 269 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:02,891 ♪ I'm blue, ha, blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 270 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,643 There's... 271 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,937 theories about about this way of eating pizza, you know? 272 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:09,441 I see that you're a flat... pizza-eater. 273 00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:10,777 I'm a folder. 274 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,152 If they wanted you to fold it... 275 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,864 - they would serve it like-- like that. - It's more manageable, in a way. 276 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,679 No, the chef wants you to eat it-- 277 00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:20,694 Would hand it to you like a sandwich? 278 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,244 - Yeah, it's not a sandwich. - Right. 279 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,129 - Hang on. Let me have more beer. - Know what you're looking for? 280 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,584 - I'm looking for my beer. Yeah, thanks. - You're looking for a calzone. 281 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,925 - That's your problem. - ♪ Hey! ♪ 282 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,962 ♪ Gong, gong-gong, gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪ 283 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:36,925 ♪ I'm blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 284 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,304 ♪ Gong, gong, gong Gong-gong, gong-gong-gong, yeah ♪ 285 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:45,642 ♪ I'm blue, ha, blue Doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-doo ♪ 286 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,109 I might be wrong, but I think that driver's calling you. 287 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,193 Hmm? 288 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,991 Mm. Mm-hmm. 289 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,536 Oh, shit. 290 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,997 That's my honeymoon. 291 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:43,742 Hmm? 292 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,215 What the... 293 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,602 - Hi, sweetheart. - Oh, shit. 294 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,232 Ooh, shit... 295 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,156 Good start. 296 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,910 Good start. 297 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,449 I didn't see any luggage. 298 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,117 I didn't pack any. 299 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,286 If I recall, you insisted 300 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,538 that the clothes we were wearing would be fine. 301 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,416 It seemed to make sense at the time. 302 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,668 Less sense now. 303 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,090 You don't remember anything about it, do you? 304 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,260 No, not really. 305 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,181 Do you remember inviting me to join you? 306 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,685 No. Sorry. 307 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,064 Want to go see if they got an extra room? 308 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,566 Yeah. It-- 309 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,569 - No offense, just... - Not at all. 310 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,989 Your snoring's louder than this thing's horn, anyway. 311 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:31,660 - ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪ 312 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,914 ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪ 313 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,958 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪ 314 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,753 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪ 315 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,855 Uh, miss, I'm so sorry, but we really are fully booked. 316 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,732 Shit. 317 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,818 Oh, congratulations. 318 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,945 What? Ew, that's my dad. 319 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:08,822 Oh. I am so sorry. 320 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,324 I just figured, you know, with the honeymoon suite and... 321 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,408 you know... 322 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:16,934 Um, there's a pullout bed in the couch. 323 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,033 Pre-made. 324 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,168 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 325 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,005 Let me know if I can book any excursions for you. 326 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,551 They are completely full. 327 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,095 She says there's a pullout bed in the couch. 328 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,638 ♪ Rhum-boom-boom-boom ♪ 329 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,077 When we get to Jamaica in two days, 330 00:24:38,113 --> 00:24:40,222 I could buy a plane ticket and fly home. 331 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,898 Yeah. I think we should both fly home then. 332 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,191 I need to get back to work. 333 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,235 ♪ Olé, olé, olé, olé ♪ 334 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,363 Sorry... that this whole thing happened. 335 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,157 Sorry to interrupt. 336 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,910 We just wanted to say congratulations. 337 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,453 - Thank you. - We're neighbors. 338 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:57,370 Hi. 339 00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,499 We saw you going into one of the honeymoon suites this morning. 340 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,083 - We're honeymooners, too. - Mm-hmm. 341 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,587 You two look so happy together. 342 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,255 Thank you. That's very nice. 343 00:25:08,029 --> 00:25:09,281 So, when did you get married? 344 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,469 We thought maybe it was last night 345 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,222 because of, uh, how, uh, drunk you were 346 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,812 getting into your rooms this morning. 347 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,187 Well, we're headed to the spa. 348 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,105 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 349 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,943 I need to get out of these clothes. 350 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:31,154 Well, I'm sure there's a golden sarong around here somewhere 351 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,489 with your name on it. 352 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,825 Why don't you let me take you shopping. My treat. 353 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,077 Sure. Okay. 354 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,748 This outfit has become one with my body, I've been wearing it for so long. 355 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,667 I feel the same way about my underwear. 356 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,794 Don't talk about your underwear. 357 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,045 What the fuck is happening? 358 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,840 Are we on a fucking floating bar? 359 00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,760 It seems we are. 360 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,222 Want to get a drink? 361 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,974 You're breaking up, but... 362 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,685 - I'll be back in the office on Thursday. - Wait, what day? 363 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,145 - Thursday. - I thought it was ten days. 364 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,689 - I'm leaving early. - Why? 365 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,692 - Because I don't need a vacation. - Yes, you do. 366 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,945 - Wait... So, your dad's there? - Yes, he's here. 367 00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,365 - How drunk were you? - Quite drunk. Okay? 368 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,576 - Oh, my God. - Just... set... 369 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,953 a dinner meeting with them on Thursday night. 370 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,038 I can take the chipsters out myself. 371 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,416 - You know? - No, no, don't. I will handle it. 372 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,626 - All right. Whatever you say. - Okay. 373 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,003 - Okay. - Thank you. 374 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,296 - You're welcome. - Bye. 375 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,548 You know... 376 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,818 if you want to talk something through, I'm an accounts man, too. 377 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,598 How did you know what I do for a living? 378 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,391 Google? 379 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:46,021 It's not hard to find out information about anybody these days. 380 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,943 - You're saying you never Googled me? - No. Why would I have done that? 381 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,741 My wedding, my job... 382 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,035 You read a lot about me, huh? 383 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:01,702 Mm-hmm. 384 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,496 Everything I could find. 385 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,626 You really never Googled me? 386 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:09,835 No. 387 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,216 The service is terrible. I-- 388 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,553 - I'm gonna go take a walk, try to-- - I'll go with you. 389 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,971 Let me put my shoes on. 390 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,265 Maybe we should take our bathing suits that we bought... 391 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,517 We can try that surfing thing. I've wanted to try-- 392 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,648 ♪ Here we go, here we go Here we go, now ♪ 393 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,525 - ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪ 394 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,362 Yeah. I think that surf thing's over on the other side of the ship. 395 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,181 Should we do it? 396 00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:38,149 Yeah, I just need to send this e-mail. 397 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,909 It's kind of important. I'm on the verge of a promotion. 398 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:44,621 - Promotion? - Yeah, I'd be the accounts director. 399 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:46,581 Well, if we land this company, 400 00:27:46,617 --> 00:27:49,244 a hippie potato chip maker from Upstate. 401 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,127 The chips are oddly good, though. 402 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,129 ♪ There we go, now There we go, there we go ♪ 403 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,589 It's just not... 404 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,673 Yeah, I-- 405 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,802 I'm not getting as good of service out here as I thought I would. 406 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,388 I'm gonna go back to the room, try to settle this. 407 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,555 ♪ There we go ♪ 408 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,475 ♪ Whoo, whoo! ♪ 409 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,105 ♪ Whoa ♪ 410 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,107 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 411 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,862 I may be hard up, but I am definitely not that hard up. 412 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,364 And I'm not goin' anywhere-- 413 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,073 Hey! 414 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,287 - Damn you! - Man overboard! 415 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,331 I'll get you for this, you... 416 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,625 - Not my tool belt! - Hey, hey... 417 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,211 - Boat movies on a boat. - Keep going! 418 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,505 - As you wish. - You're supposed to call it a ship. 419 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,759 If I ever catch you, lady, you're dead meat. You got that? 420 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:08,996 Ugh. 421 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,558 I feel like Owen set this whole thing up 422 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,461 because he knew I wouldn't have service in the middle of the ocean. 423 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,962 - Loser. - Yeah. 424 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,716 He had nerve wanting the person he was spending time with 425 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,634 to actually pay attention to him. 426 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,304 Why are you here, Harry? 427 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,850 Well, you practically forced me into that town car. 428 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,226 You may not remember, 429 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,670 - but you were aggressive. - Uh-uh. 430 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,646 I don't care why you're on the cruise. 431 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,275 Why are you here... after all this time? 432 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:39,359 Why now? Okay. 433 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,282 You want to do this now? 434 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,620 Leaving you was-- 435 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:51,164 Please don't give me some rehearsed speech 436 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,833 with a bunch of lame excuses about why you left. 437 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,161 I don't care why you left. 438 00:29:55,197 --> 00:29:57,205 I really don't give a shit why you left. 439 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,130 Okay? I care while you're here. 440 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,674 You showed up on my wedding day. 441 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,552 Now you're acting like we're best friends 442 00:30:03,588 --> 00:30:05,296 who have spent our lives together. Why? 443 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,390 Why now, Harry? 444 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,100 Well... 445 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,772 - Gabe, my partner... - Oh, shit, you're gay? 446 00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:18,316 Oh, I didn't know you were gay. No one told me that. 447 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,651 You think I'm gay? 448 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:22,904 Not that there'd be anything wrong with it if I was, but... no. 449 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,489 Gabe is my work partner. 450 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,966 We built a successful business together. 451 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,954 But, uh, I had some... some time off from work. And... 452 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,790 Gabe always says it's never too late. So, here I am. 453 00:30:33,826 --> 00:30:34,826 Oh. 454 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:35,942 So, you had time off, 455 00:30:35,978 --> 00:30:37,800 and then your friend told you to come. 456 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,094 - Okay. I'm gonna get hash browns. - I wanted to come, too-- 457 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,506 - No, that's-- - Hash browns? 458 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:44,592 I got extra for the table, and I don't eat them. Too many carbs. 459 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,220 So glad you lovebirds could finally join us. 460 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,180 - Hey. - You must be Rachel and Owen. 461 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,765 We're your assigned tablemates. 462 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,101 This is my gorgeous boyfriend, Steve. I'm Jim. 463 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,894 From San Francisco. Been dating two years. 464 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,105 That is Shirley and Leonard from Palm Beach. 465 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,439 - Hi. - Look at their outfits. 466 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,358 Are they not the cutest thing? I love 'em. 467 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,318 They are celebrating, get this... 468 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,654 - ...their 50th wedding anniversary. - Congratulations. 469 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,322 - Thank you. - Dan and Beth. 470 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,241 Second marriage for them both. The right one. 471 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:10,076 And... from Wichita? 472 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,960 - Yes. Very impressive, Jim. - You're right. 473 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,080 - Why, thank you. - Jim's insanely good 474 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,040 at remembering things about people. It's... 475 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,876 part of what makes him a good therapist, 476 00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:19,662 and it's gonna make him such a good dad. 477 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,296 - We're adopting. - Yeah. 478 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,798 We're on the waiting list, so, don't wanna jinx it. 479 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,467 We're manifesting. If we think it, it's gonna happen. 480 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,304 - How did you guys meet? - Yeah, what's your story? 481 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:30,907 - How'd you catch the silver fox? - Mm. 482 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,895 Hi, I'm Harry, actually, Rachel's dad. 483 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,904 Rachel and Owen decided not to get married, 484 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,190 so she invited me to come. 485 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,695 You see, I left her... when she was five years old. 486 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,072 It's unforgivable. I know. 487 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,160 So, I showed up at their wedding a few days ago, 488 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:55,872 and Owen decided to be a little bitch and leave Rachel at the altar. 489 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,236 So, I took Rachel out and got her good and drunk, and, uh, 490 00:31:58,393 --> 00:31:59,393 we're here. 491 00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:00,919 It's nice to meet you all, 492 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,756 but we're gonna be getting off the ship when it docks in Jamaica tomorrow. 493 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,634 So you see, we have very little time, and um... 494 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,555 I'd like to congratulate all of you for your love. 495 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,141 That's really great. 496 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,228 Can we have a couple of lemon wedges? Thank you. 497 00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,981 - Hi, I'm Rachel. - Hi. 498 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,691 - Hey. Hey, Rachel. - Nice to meet you. 499 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,535 I don't think you needed to know all of that, 500 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:26,986 but now you do, so... 501 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,488 Sorry that we're leaving tomorrow. 502 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:29,571 Not as sorry as we are. 503 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:32,408 I mean, this is more interesting than what they got in the brochure. 504 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,701 - Honey. - Yeah. I'm sorry. 505 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,162 You guys hadn't seen or spoken to each other in how long? 506 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,914 - Twenty-five years. - Twenty-six. 507 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,374 - Wow. - I see. 508 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,417 So, why don't you just stay with us? 509 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,544 - Yeah. - We're really good people. 510 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,338 At least come hang out with us today. 511 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,882 Leonard and Shirley were nice enough to get us a private table 512 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,801 in the adults-only section of the pool. 513 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,250 - No kids. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:32:51,398 --> 00:32:53,378 Don't nothing ruin a vacation like kids. 515 00:32:53,414 --> 00:32:54,227 Mm-mm. 516 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:56,808 That's nice, but no thanks. I have a lot of work to do. 517 00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,711 May I ask all of you a question? 518 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,813 Who here likes potato chips? 519 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,649 See? There. Job done. 520 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:05,900 All right? You can stay. 521 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,699 Good morning, good morning, good morning, Royal Caribbean passengers. 522 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,118 It's Captain Johnny from the bridge. 523 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:19,622 It is an absolutely glorious 78 degrees on this beautiful Tuesday morning. 524 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,458 Today, we are at sea as we sail our way to Jamaica, 525 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:26,254 which means lots of time to enjoy our incredible ship activities. 526 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,631 So have a wonderful, wonderful day, 527 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,925 ♪ You feel the funk ♪ 528 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,802 ♪ Everybody getting funky ♪ 529 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,555 ♪ I feel the funk ♪ 530 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,099 ♪ Gotta have that funk ♪ 531 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:41,227 - ♪ You feel the funk, everybody move ♪ 532 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,771 Suddenly, Gabe's bag drops, pops open, 533 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,857 and there's a 30-year-old bottle of Macallan 534 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,275 he's bought at duty-free. 535 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,361 Then we end up rolling all over the floor, plastered. 536 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,239 And that is how we landed the Cannon account. 537 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:55,658 I got a plumbing contract 538 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,411 for the entire Baltimore school system 539 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,413 because I passed a roll of toilet paper 540 00:34:00,449 --> 00:34:02,379 to someone in the bathroom I was fixing. 541 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,834 - Remember that, honey? - I sure do. 542 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:07,962 That toilet paper pass changed our lives. 543 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,046 No shit. 544 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,179 This story is just as good the third time, 545 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,389 and I'm glad you're rich. Thank you for the cabana. 546 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:22,143 But we got something more pressing to deal with right now. Rachel... 547 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:24,771 Earth to Rachel. Rachel? 548 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:26,856 What's going on? 549 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,274 How are you? 550 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:30,985 How are you feeling about the "Owen" of it all? 551 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:33,529 Oh, um... 552 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,323 I'm fine. 553 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:39,077 I really am fine. I feel great about it, because... 554 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:44,207 you know, he was never going to let me be the person that I want to be. 555 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:47,418 So, I think it-- it really worked out for the best. 556 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:53,049 Okay. And who does she want to be? 557 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,134 - Someone who can't interact? - Babe. 558 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,969 I mean, I'm just trying to help. 559 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,639 - I don't want our daughter like this. - Don't jinx it. 560 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,434 I'm reminded of a time we were trying to pitch a client in Hawaii. 561 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,146 And I was allergic to the leis. Oh, you're gonna love this story. 562 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,857 Rachel, would you mind grabbing us another round at the bar? 563 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:10,941 Thank you. 564 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,612 - I love Hawaii. - Thank you, thank you. 565 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:18,908 Sit back, relax, while the boys and I play another set. 566 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:20,158 Hi. 567 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,493 I'm Jeff. 568 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,288 From Edmonton, Alberta. It's in Canada. 569 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,458 Hi. Rachel. New York. 570 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,252 New York, USA. 571 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,878 I get that. I've been there. 572 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,338 - Cool city. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,714 Big. Big city. 574 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,926 I was there for a stag party 10 years ago. You call them bachelor parties. 575 00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:37,885 - Mm-hmm. - It was fun. 576 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,096 We went to a steak house. It was expensive. 577 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,807 - Excuse me. - Um, what brings you on the cruise? 578 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:46,310 You, uh, here with your family? Husband? Boyfriend? 579 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,856 Girlfriend? Solo cruiser? Solo cruisin'? 580 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,899 Can I get a round of drinks -for our group? - Yes, of course. 581 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,473 I'm-- I'm here with my dad, actually. 582 00:35:55,097 --> 00:35:55,836 Wow. 583 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:56,987 That's amazing. 584 00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,949 I would only do that with my dad if it was his 200th birthday. 585 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,368 I mean, like, a very special occasion. 586 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,037 Actually, Jeff, if you can believe it, 587 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,540 I was left at the altar a few days ago. 588 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,918 Uh, and my dad, who I haven't seen since I was five years old, 589 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,046 showed up to my wedding unannounced. We got drunk together the next night, 590 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:17,592 and I dragged him on this cruise that was supposed to be my honeymoon. 591 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,097 Pfft. That's fucked up. 592 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,602 Well, I, uh... 593 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,563 My wife left me a few months ago. 594 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,983 And my sister brought me on this cruise to kind of... 595 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,567 cheer me up. 596 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,611 I guess it's working. 597 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,321 I developed a mantra... 598 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,490 Well, I didn't develop it, I read it in a book. But it's this: 599 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:45,536 "Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, today's a gift. 600 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,413 That's why they call it the present." 601 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,331 I've heard it. 602 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,416 - Pretty good. You heard that? - Yeah. 603 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:53,085 It's-- it's a kind of... Like, it's a well known phrase. 604 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,923 - Oh. I never heard it. I read it. - Oh, sexy rabbi alert. 605 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:58,633 Ooh... 606 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,968 Can you say "rebound"? 607 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,053 Shirley. 608 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,555 - Hello, chaps. - Oh, hello. 609 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,932 - How you doing? - Good. 610 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,975 I'm gonna get back to my dad. 611 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,728 - Cool. - But we're leaving tomorrow, actually. 612 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:12,980 So, maybe if I see you before then... 613 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:18,361 we can, I don't know, hang out, live in the present... or something? 614 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,446 Sure. Uh, yes. 615 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,365 - Okay. All right. - I would love that. 616 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:23,824 I'll-- I'll find you. 617 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,411 Yes, it's a trivia game show. Would you be... 618 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,789 Rachel, you're back from flirting. Great. 619 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,512 - This is Ginny. Love that name. - Mm-hmm. 620 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:32,541 This is Ginny. 621 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,627 She's the activities director on the cruise ship, 622 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,920 and she has arranged for us 623 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,256 to get into the sold-out Gigantic Game Show. 624 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,925 You're gonna love it. It's task-oriented, just like work. 625 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:42,468 So, guys, who's in? 626 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,018 - Oh! The Taubmans are there. - Mm-hmm. 627 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,429 - Oh, yep. Oh! - Mm-hmm. 628 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,014 I love anything gigantic. 629 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,225 Oh, I'm excited. 630 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,902 I hope they pick Dan as a contestant. 631 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,029 He is so good at trivia. 632 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,532 I just learned that dealing with people's teeth, 633 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,784 it's easier to distract them with trivia facts. 634 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,078 - Ah. - Like, you got a cavity? It's okay. 635 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,748 Worldwide, approximately 2.43 billion people got cavities. 636 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,543 Does anybody brush their teeth anymore? 637 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,593 Let me hear you! 638 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,012 Come on! 639 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,471 Yeah, all right! 640 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,271 - ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! ♪ 641 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,524 All right, I said, hello, everyone! 642 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,192 Hello. 643 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,276 Oh, I'm sorry. 644 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,946 I didn't realize I was on the senior citizen cruise. 645 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,448 I said, hello! 646 00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:48,534 - Hello! - That is so much better. 647 00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:51,454 All right, welcome to the Royal Caribbean's 648 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,497 Gigantic Game Show. 649 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:57,752 I am the host with the most, your friend from the West Coast, 650 00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:01,505 your lover, your guide, your dearest dear, Jimmy Deer! 651 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,382 Ooh! You're too kind. 652 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:06,093 This evening, we have quite a treat. 653 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:10,765 Okay? We have a special, special edition of the Gigantic Game Show. 654 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,351 I'm thrilled to announce that we will be playing... 655 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,811 - The Honeymooners edition, right? - Ooh! 656 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,356 Okay. That's right. We'll be getting our contestants 657 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,858 from all you crazy lovebirds in the audience. 658 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:22,943 Oh, look at that! Right on cue. 659 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,279 My assistant Alexa. 660 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:26,738 Okay. 661 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:29,533 Contestant number one... Let's find a name. 662 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,202 Random, right, Alexa? 663 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:32,995 We have... 664 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,748 Samantha Soren 665 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:38,292 from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. 666 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:42,296 - Nicholas Rea from Chicago. - Oh! 667 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,508 Sadie Rogers, from Syracuse, New York. 668 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:48,969 And finally, last but not least... 669 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:53,224 - Rachel Hamilton from New York City. - Uh, hey. 670 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,308 So sorry to interrupt, 671 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,060 - but they just called your name. - What? 672 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,729 They want you to go onstage. Harry, go with her. 673 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,272 This is gonna be so funny. 674 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,448 - I'll take pictures. - No, no, I'm not going onstage. 675 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,692 You can pick someone else! 676 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,361 Come on. Let's just do this. 677 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:06,987 - What? That's so stupid. - Do it! 678 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,407 Come on, Rachel! 679 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,200 Come on down! 680 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,576 - Funny story... - Okay? 681 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,869 - Okay. - Uh-huh. Okay. 682 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:17,373 - I know that we can win. - I don't care if we win. 683 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:19,208 How? 684 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,210 All these newlywed games are the same. 685 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:24,380 All the questions can be answered by a few set responses. 686 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:25,589 That's not gonna work. 687 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,176 Maybe it will, maybe it won't. But just in case... 688 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,763 If it's a location, we say Hawaii. If it's a food, we say pizza. 689 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,516 If it's an activity, it's... jumping jacks. 690 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,435 If it's a color, we say black. 691 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,020 - If it's a number, we say 22. - That's stupid. 692 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,106 Hawaii, pizza, 693 00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,733 jumping jacks, black, 22! 694 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,861 All right, here we go! 695 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,321 Samantha, the question was... 696 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:53,367 What were the women that Russ dated before you like? 697 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,204 "Ugly skank whores!" 698 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,999 Ooh, the triple threat of my heart. 699 00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:02,251 All right, Russ, let's see what your answer was. 700 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:05,004 What were the women you dated before Samantha like? 701 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,590 Loose! Ooh! 702 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,300 Ooh! Not the same. 703 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:11,969 Unfortunately, Russ and Samantha, 704 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,889 if Rachel answers this question correctly, 705 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,139 you are done. 706 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,309 All right, Rachel. 707 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:22,146 What were the women that Harry dated before you like? 708 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,151 Black. 709 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,154 That's an answer. Okay. 710 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,031 Harry... 711 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,575 To move to the next round... 712 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:39,121 What were the women that you dated before Rachel like? 713 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,212 We've got black! 714 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:49,507 Holy moly! Moving on to the next round. 715 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:53,135 Rachel, if you weren't on this cruise, you would be in... 716 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,348 Neither one has a ring. No rings. 717 00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:59,183 - Oh, oh! I got one! - We got one ring! 718 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,184 Rachel's got a ring. 719 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,603 Nicholas got one! 720 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:05,314 Come on, Harry. Find that ring, or we're getting divorced. 721 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,441 Ooh, Rachel means business. 722 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,859 ♪ You're outta sight ♪ 723 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:13,239 - ♪ So fee-fi-fo-fum ♪ 724 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,283 22 times a week. 725 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,536 Wowee, that's a lotta whoopee! 726 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,246 Seriously, how are they doing this? 727 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,914 ♪ So get ready... ♪ 728 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:26,669 All right, Rachel... the glass is just a little bit higher. 729 00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:27,752 There you go. 730 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,464 And now, to move on to the finals... 731 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,132 ♪ Here I come... ♪ 732 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,386 Harry... what's your biggest fear? 733 00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:37,846 Is it pizza? 734 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,432 Pizza! 735 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,353 Can you believe this competition? 736 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,273 Brad and Sadie, I've just been told... 737 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,651 A new course record. Can you believe it? 738 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,945 That should add years to your marriage, no doubt. 739 00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:55,573 Now, Harry... and Rachel. 740 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,908 For the use of a private cabana... 741 00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,868 for the rest of this trip... 742 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,247 you two must complete this course... 743 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:04,999 in a world-record time, 744 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,751 one minute and three seconds. How are you feeling? 745 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,086 - Great. - Great. 746 00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:11,338 - Jazzed. - Jazzed and great. 747 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,048 Those are adjectives. They used them. 748 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,675 On your marks... 749 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,551 Get set... 750 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,137 Go! 751 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:22,016 ♪ All my friends shouldn't want me to I understand it ♪ 752 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,225 ♪ Be all right ♪ 753 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,728 Rachel off to a huge, huge start. 754 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:29,315 Harry is... not good at this. 755 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:32,651 Harry! Come on! Pedal, pedal, pedal! What are you doing? 756 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,735 Here I come. 757 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:36,947 Breaking through the altar... Eighteen seconds. 758 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,449 They gotta pick it up. 759 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,535 - Cake toss! - ♪ A love that's true ♪ 760 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,828 ♪ So get ready ♪ 761 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:46,206 Underhand? Better. Better strategy. 762 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:50,002 - Nice pass. - ♪ To make love to you, so get ready ♪ 763 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:52,004 - Come on. - I hate balloons. 764 00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:53,130 You're being a pussy! 765 00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:55,466 Into the Tunnel of Love at 36 seconds. 766 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,927 Thirty-six seconds. How nervous are you two? Nervous! 767 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:01,889 ♪ Get ready ♪ 768 00:44:02,848 --> 00:44:05,726 No, no, you have to fall backwards. It's a trust fall. 769 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:08,896 - Audience, give her some support! - I got you. Trust me. 770 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:12,191 Time... is... running... out! 771 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:15,527 Second place walks the plank. 772 00:44:16,945 --> 00:44:20,491 Check the fucking clock! Let me check the clock! 773 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:23,243 One minute and two seconds! 774 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,204 Ladies and gentlemen, our winners... 775 00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:27,748 Rachel and Harry! 776 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,335 Unbelievable. 777 00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:34,630 To the champions! 778 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:36,924 My favorite newlyweds. 779 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,008 Mazel tov! 780 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,510 For you! 781 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,180 Ooh, I love this song. 782 00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:46,433 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - Go, Dan! ♪ You are ♪ 783 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,484 ♪ My fire, the one ♪ 784 00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:57,151 - ♪ Desire ♪ 785 00:44:57,690 --> 00:45:00,023 - What do you say we take this partnership 786 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:01,115 up to the stage? 787 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:03,450 Maybe "Sweet Caroline," huh? 788 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,661 No, I don't think so. 789 00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:06,923 -♪ I want it that way ♪ 790 00:45:07,629 --> 00:45:08,907 - Want to get some ice cream? 791 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,607 ♪ Tell me why Ain't nothin' but... ♪ 792 00:45:10,748 --> 00:45:12,965 If I'd known you could get ice cream all the time, 793 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,962 I would have taken a cruise a long time ago. 794 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,631 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 795 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,262 Gabe would love this. 796 00:45:19,770 --> 00:45:21,754 Ice cream and karaoke... 797 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,676 It's... funny. 798 00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:25,305 Can I just... 799 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:28,726 You know, you really talk about this Gabe a lot. 800 00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:30,144 Well... 801 00:45:30,254 --> 00:45:31,137 ♪ 802 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,228 I spent... 803 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,440 a lot of my life with him. 804 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,900 Working with him. You know? 805 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:40,779 He's divorced, too, so he and I kind of... kind of became... 806 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,198 - my um-- - He's your family. Got it. 807 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:44,950 ♪ Hear you say ♪ 808 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:49,872 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 809 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:53,167 ♪ 'Cause I want it ♪ 810 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:56,795 - ♪ That way ♪ 811 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,131 You know, I heard on the last night on the ship, 812 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,383 they have a big karaoke competition. 813 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:04,178 I hate to keep bringing him up, but if Gabe was here, he'd do it. 814 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,929 What do you think? Want to try? 815 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,807 No, we're leaving tomorrow. Remember? We're not gonna be here. 816 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,727 - Right. I forgot. - ♪ We can find ♪ 817 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,854 ♪ Why don't you come with me Little girl? ♪ 818 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:16,273 - Hey! - Hey, hey! 819 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,399 - Hi! - How's it going? 820 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,651 - Good. - Hi. This ship is crazy, right? 821 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,653 It's so big. How does it float, even? 822 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,735 That's what I keep thinking, I don't know. 823 00:46:23,771 --> 00:46:25,025 Hi, uh, I'm Jeff Friedman. 824 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,910 Uh, I met Rachel earlier. I'm from Edmonton, Alberta. Canada 825 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,578 I'm a teacher. Nice to meet you. 826 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:32,623 - ♪ Let the sound take you away ♪ - Want to have a drink with me? 827 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,874 - Yes. - Okay. 828 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,126 - Thank you. Yes. Uh, yeah. - Come here. 829 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:41,590 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 830 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:42,549 - Yeah. - Cheers. 831 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,343 I was born in Saskatchewan. 832 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:46,220 I moved to Edmonton in grade two, 833 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,806 or second grade, as you guys call it. 834 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,933 - ♪ I looked around ♪ - Harry. Harry! 835 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:54,228 I just want to say, I'm-- I'm sorry if I was forward before, 836 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:56,647 you know, with Rachel. I just... 837 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:57,981 Family therapy's my area, 838 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,943 and I am fascinated by your relationship. 839 00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:04,029 I mean... the bond you two share despite all these years apart, 840 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,489 - is incredible. - Mm. 841 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,574 I only hope that we share something like that 842 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,451 with our future imaginary child. 843 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:10,535 We cheated. 844 00:47:10,702 --> 00:47:12,788 - What? - And, more importantly, 845 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,582 she hates me. Frankly, I can't blame her. 846 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,292 She doesn't want to know about me. 847 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:19,711 She doesn't ask me anything. She's never even Googled me. 848 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,839 And she doesn't want to know why I left. 849 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,674 No, no, no, you gotta tell her, man. 850 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:27,052 You gotta tell her. I'd want to know. I'd have to before starting over. 851 00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,345 - Tell her. - I've tried, 852 00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:30,389 but she's always on that phone of hers. 853 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:34,017 Honestly, I'm starting to see why that son of a bitch Owen bailed on her. 854 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,353 You know, Harry, I think you guys are a lot alike. 855 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:37,312 I know. 856 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:40,276 At first, I thought it was great, but I'm starting to think she's a jerk. 857 00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:42,651 Look, I've been a therapist now for four months. 858 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:45,779 Okay? So I want to give you my professional opinion for free. 859 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,656 You fucked up. 860 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:50,040 You fucked her up. You fucked everything up, 861 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,076 and it's all fucked. 862 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,120 - So what are you gonna do? - Hmm. 863 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,163 - It's all your fault. - Thank you. 864 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,499 - You're welcome. - Okay. 865 00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,084 - Come here. - Yeah. 866 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:02,087 That's just great. 867 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,382 I'm going to bed. 868 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:06,842 - Bye. - ♪ You don't know ♪ 869 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:53,639 Yes, hello. This is Harry Hamilton. I-- 870 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:56,349 Yes. 871 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,654 Yes, we are having a chance to reconnect. 872 00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:01,021 Thank you. It-- it is wonderful. 873 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,565 Listen, may I ask you a favor? 874 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,109 Is it possible to connect to another passenger? 875 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,111 To their room? 876 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,197 Yeah, it's, um, uh, Jeff. 877 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,992 Jeff from Canada... uh... 878 00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:19,247 Freya... Fried... Fried, Fried... stein, Friedrick... Friedman! 879 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:22,542 Yeah, that's it. Thank you. 880 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,840 Come on. Answer the phone. Come on. 881 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:47,818 Two seventy-six. No, 274. No, two 276... 236. 882 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,529 Rachel. Rachel! 883 00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,616 Rachel! It's Dad! 884 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:57,057 Hey! I don't know who the fuck Rachel is, 885 00:49:57,093 --> 00:49:58,655 but it doesn't seem like she's here. 886 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:01,915 Will you keep it down? Hey, you're Harry from the game show. 887 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:04,459 Rachel! 888 00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:06,837 - Hey. - Hi. Listen... 889 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,571 Uh, Rachel didn't come back. 890 00:50:08,607 --> 00:50:10,333 I'm worried about her. Have you seen her? 891 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:13,135 You hear stories about people falling overboard off these ships. 892 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,262 Oh, my God, Harry. You're insane. 893 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,097 What are you do-- Ugh. 894 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,391 - Thank you. - Yeah, great to... Yeah. 895 00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:20,892 - Yeah. Okay. Great. - Good hanging. 896 00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:22,651 How was I supposed to know you were doing that 897 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,271 instead of hanging off of the ship? 898 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:25,647 - I was worried about you. - Why? 899 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,399 You haven't been worried for 26 years. 900 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,651 I am sorry, okay? 901 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:32,988 I got overprotective, but you don't do that! 902 00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:35,615 You leave somebody waiting, wondering... 903 00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,241 worried! 904 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,494 We don't even know who this Jeff guy is. 905 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,830 Maybe he's some kind of a rapist or a murderer. 906 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,833 I was being protective. Rachel! 907 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,169 You said you don't do that? 908 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,212 Ooh, you don't do that. 909 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:51,173 Oh, you know what else you don't do, Harry? 910 00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:53,050 You don't leave your family. 911 00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:56,511 Okay? And you don't get to come looking for me 912 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:59,973 in the middle of the night after not looking for me my entire life. 913 00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:01,265 - Okay? - Fine! 914 00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:03,602 But we are in a strange place. 915 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,855 You don't know this guy. I didn't want him to take advantage of you. 916 00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:09,191 Taking advantage of me? Do you mean having sex with me? 917 00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:12,074 - I don't want to hear this. - You don't want to hear it? You're gonna. 918 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:15,155 Because he had sex with me. Big-time. And I loved it. 919 00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,490 All three times. 920 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,910 You don't like that? You don't like that I am a human being 921 00:51:19,993 --> 00:51:22,746 who can have sex whenever I want? Well, news flash, Harry. 922 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,832 I've been fucking since I was 17. I'm not gonna stop, 'cause I enjoy it. 923 00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,168 - I'm not hearing this. - No, Harry, we're bonding. 924 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:31,463 We're bonding, just like you wanted. We're sharing like best friends. 925 00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:33,715 Am I making you uncomfortable? Are you uncomfortable? 926 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,550 Well, guess what? I don't care! 927 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,208 Yo. 928 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:09,835 - Rachel. - Oh. 929 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,211 - Good to see you. - Yep. 930 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:12,129 Yeah. 931 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,381 I have good news, I hope. Um... 932 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:17,425 I heard you flight wasn't till tonight, and you're gonna go on the hike. 933 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:19,386 so I asked if I could switch into your group, 934 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,221 - and they said yes. - Oh. 935 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,304 - Is that cool? - Yeah. 936 00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:23,557 - Mm-hmm. Great. - Great. Cool. 937 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,683 - Hi. - Hi. 938 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:25,976 - I'm Jeff. - Hi. 939 00:52:26,059 --> 00:52:27,059 - Hi Jeff. - What's up? 940 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,984 Uh, I'm, uh, Rachel's... uh, ship friend. 941 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:30,662 Friend. 942 00:52:30,698 --> 00:52:31,684 Yes, ship friends. 943 00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:32,777 She fucked him. 944 00:52:32,813 --> 00:52:34,440 - Mm-hmm. - We met on this ship... 945 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,280 and we're friends. So I'm gonna be hiking with you guys. 946 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:41,283 So that's exciting. Gotta work off these pancakes, right? 947 00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:42,242 How good were those? 948 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,119 - You try the boysenberry stuff? - Yeah. 949 00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:45,202 That was good. 950 00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:46,370 It's... 951 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,294 So I'll see you guys, uh, in the van. 952 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,062 - Uh, super psyched! - Great. Thank you. 953 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,005 Good to see you. Yes. 954 00:52:55,088 --> 00:52:57,048 - Great to meet you, man. - Bye. 955 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:58,216 See ya in the van. 956 00:52:58,612 --> 00:53:00,331 Rachel, can we get you some maple syrup, 957 00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:02,143 or, uh, did you have enough last night? 958 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,062 ♪ I will never grow old ♪ 959 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148 ♪ I'll never grow old ♪ 960 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:17,569 ♪ I'll never, I'll never, I'll never I'll never, I'll never grow old ♪ 961 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:19,154 ♪ 'Cause I walk ♪ 962 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:21,698 ♪ And I walk ♪ 963 00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:24,784 - ♪ And I talk and I talk ♪ 964 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:28,038 I've kinda just been throwing myself into my work more than anything, 965 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:30,040 and the kids are... they're-- they're great. 966 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:32,709 After the divorce, they all signed a card for me. 967 00:53:33,418 --> 00:53:36,254 Uh, some of them even said they would marry me. 968 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,631 Which was funny. 969 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:41,968 They're seven, so it was kind of weird, but... honestly, like... 970 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,221 being here... in this country... 971 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:45,847 and meeting all these people... 972 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,682 It makes you realize that you have a new... 973 00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:49,476 like, a second chance at happiness. 974 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:52,938 And that's... It's just so... It's-- it's honestly exciting. Right, Rach? 975 00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:54,481 Sorry, can you pull over? 976 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:57,984 Ooh... 977 00:53:58,505 --> 00:53:59,505 Ah. 978 00:53:59,693 --> 00:54:01,882 You did try those boysenberries. Nice. 979 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,616 Yeah, mon. I have something to help that. 980 00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:10,121 Yeah, mon, that's smooth. 981 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:12,165 It's my turn, thank you. 982 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,547 Hey, now it's for her. To cure the nausea. 983 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,631 Mm. 984 00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:22,621 You sure? It'll make you feel better. 985 00:54:22,690 --> 00:54:23,599 I feel fine. 986 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:25,220 - You look gross. - What? 987 00:54:25,303 --> 00:54:27,715 I-- I'm stoned, I'm not blind, okay? 988 00:54:27,879 --> 00:54:29,105 This girl needs to lighten up. 989 00:54:29,156 --> 00:54:30,908 She looks pretty light, personally. 990 00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:32,768 Thank you, Jeff. 991 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:36,481 ♪ I'll never, I'll never I'll never, I'll never ♪ 992 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:37,440 Give it to me. 993 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:40,026 ♪ I'll never, I'll never, I'll ♪ 994 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:43,488 ♪ Never, never, never, never Never, never, never ♪ 995 00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:45,240 ♪ Never, never, never, never... ♪ 996 00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:46,700 No, I'm okay. 997 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,017 Come on. It's Jamaica, man. 998 00:54:48,053 --> 00:54:50,405 I know, I actually I've never smoked anything in my entire life. 999 00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:51,955 And I'm pretty proud of it. 1000 00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:53,123 - Good for you. - Thank you. 1001 00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:55,096 I gotta set a good example for the kids. 1002 00:54:55,132 --> 00:54:56,633 Everybody ready to go? 1003 00:54:56,751 --> 00:54:58,545 Yeah, mon! Okay! 1004 00:54:58,753 --> 00:55:00,588 Come on. 1005 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:02,757 Look at those rocks, how pretty they are. 1006 00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:06,511 Are we going to be back in time to make our flight? 1007 00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:09,389 Watch your step. 1008 00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:14,185 There's a place that makes smoothies. So good, with fresh vegetables. 1009 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,938 Uh, I go visit my nieces. 1010 00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,357 What do you do on an average Saturday? 1011 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:21,109 Saturday... uh... 1012 00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:24,571 I'm usually pretty hungover from the night before, taking clients out. 1013 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,656 Oh, you, uh... you drink a lot. 1014 00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:28,074 Yeah, usually. 1015 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,870 Thank you, Harry. Thank you. 1016 00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:33,246 Thanks, Har. 1017 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:36,707 I got it. 1018 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:44,299 Here you go. I picked this for you. 1019 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:45,967 - Oh. - Thanks. 1020 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,927 Don't touch that, that's poison oak. 1021 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,930 Man, getting high and hiking. Who thought of it? 1022 00:55:55,977 --> 00:55:57,645 Okay. I got another one. 1023 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,647 - Go ahead. - Why is it hard to play cards 1024 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:00,607 in the jungle? 1025 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,609 - Why? - There's too many cheetahs. 1026 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:05,862 That's good! 1027 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,906 Don't say that shit while I'm smoking. 1028 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:09,532 You're gonna kill me. 1029 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,621 I'm not stoned, and that's funny. 1030 00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,456 Honey... 1031 00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:19,542 We're almost there. 1032 00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:24,422 We made it! 1033 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:29,135 - Amazing! - Look at the water! 1034 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,012 - Beautiful! - I'm going in! 1035 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:33,181 - So slippery! - You can climb behind the fall 1036 00:56:33,264 --> 00:56:36,101 over that way and jump or you can just go in right here. 1037 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,522 Not too bad! 1038 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,074 Here I come. Catch me! 1039 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,683 You gonna take a swim? 1040 00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,737 Uh, yeah. I just wanna send one email. 1041 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:57,330 I didn't realize we'd have such great service out here. 1042 00:56:58,873 --> 00:56:59,873 What the-- 1043 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:04,129 Harry, what the fuck? Why did you do that? 1044 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,295 Okay. 1045 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,257 Oh... 1046 00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:10,969 I'm comin' in! 1047 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,849 - What were you thinking? - I'll be honest, I wasn't thinking. 1048 00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:18,393 Maybe it wasn't the best idea, but I'm worried about you. 1049 00:57:18,476 --> 00:57:21,604 Look at this place. It's beautiful. And you're sending e-mails! 1050 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:24,190 That's my phone! I have important shit on there! 1051 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,817 I think we should stay on the cruise. 1052 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:26,474 Ugh! 1053 00:57:26,829 --> 00:57:28,229 I don't really care what you think. 1054 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,196 You go on back to New York. Go ahead. 1055 00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:32,532 Get back to your job, start making a lot of money. 1056 00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:34,735 But all the Owens out there, they'll keep leaving you. 1057 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,244 It is not my fault Owen left! 1058 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:39,289 Nor do I care. And I don't need you or anyone else worrying about me. 1059 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,374 What are you going to do when you get back? 1060 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,377 Are you going to go on pretending you're still fine with what happened? 1061 00:57:44,752 --> 00:57:48,173 You can't admit that all this is fucking crazy, huh? 1062 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:52,594 I found it! 1063 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:57,640 For some insane technological reason... 1064 00:57:58,641 --> 00:57:59,641 it still works. 1065 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:01,978 Excuse me. 1066 00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:05,482 - Is that a sea turtle? - Oh, wow! Probably! 1067 00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,207 - How's it going? - Huh? 1068 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:25,960 I, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1069 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:27,588 You know, you're, uh... 1070 00:58:28,145 --> 00:58:29,874 You're the first person I've been with 1071 00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,591 since I got divorced and... 1072 00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:34,677 I think I maybe like... uh... 1073 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:36,513 got swept up in it 1074 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:40,141 and built it into something that it wasn't, and uh... 1075 00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,060 I invited myself on this hike, 1076 00:58:42,143 --> 00:58:45,480 and If I made it uncomfortable, I apologize. 1077 00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:48,566 Fine. I'm... I'm really sorry. 1078 00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:51,778 - I didn't mean to lead you on. - No. You don't have to be sorry. 1079 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:56,199 And I really-- I really hope that, you know, you work things out 1080 00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,034 with your dad and all that. 1081 00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:00,703 Thanks. Thanks. 1082 00:59:01,746 --> 00:59:02,746 Okay. 1083 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:05,542 Well, uh... I'm gonna go for a swim. 1084 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:14,968 He really did it! 1085 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:20,098 All right! All right! 1086 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:39,993 Mm... 1087 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:49,460 When I was young... 1088 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,880 I had a vision of how my life was gonna be. 1089 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:54,882 Top of my field... 1090 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,677 Fancy dinners, corporate cards. 1091 00:59:58,553 --> 00:59:59,553 All of it. 1092 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,141 I never saw myself with a family. 1093 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,769 And then you came along. 1094 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,857 And I was only 24. 1095 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,236 I quit work for the first few years. 1096 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,280 You were... 1097 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,622 the sun in the morning and the moon at night. 1098 01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:31,794 But something was missing. 1099 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:35,465 I started feeling like the dad who was around physically, 1100 01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:37,842 but wishing he was somewhere else, and... 1101 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,677 I didn't want to be that guy. 1102 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:42,722 Your mom and I decided I should go back to work. 1103 01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:45,475 Then after a while, with... 1104 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:47,435 the trips away... 1105 01:00:48,561 --> 01:00:50,480 it started to feel like a release. 1106 01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,023 Not from you, but... 1107 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:56,235 from the version of myself that wasn't very happy. 1108 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,577 So that's it? You-- you couldn't come visit? 1109 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,663 You had to disappear completely? 1110 01:01:10,139 --> 01:01:11,982 I guess you were too young to remember. 1111 01:01:12,276 --> 01:01:13,527 I came back every week. 1112 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:16,296 But... 1113 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:21,469 ...every time... 1114 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,432 we had to say goodbye, it got harder and harder. 1115 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:29,268 You were-- you were better without me there. 1116 01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:31,853 And, uh... 1117 01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,566 Finally, I just didn't come back. 1118 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:39,404 Sorry. 1119 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,534 I really, really am so sorry. 1120 01:01:45,624 --> 01:01:48,835 It was the biggest mistake of my life. 1121 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,892 I did have a really good childhood. 1122 01:03:10,665 --> 01:03:12,986 Mom made it seem completely normal... 1123 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:15,458 for it to just be me and her. 1124 01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:19,921 And obviously, I Googled you. I mean... 1125 01:03:23,424 --> 01:03:25,760 Before the Internet, I looked you up in... 1126 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:30,723 every phone book and every memory box, in Mom's closet, and... 1127 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:33,975 I wrote you... 1128 01:03:34,438 --> 01:03:36,748 so many letters that I didn't ever send. 1129 01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:42,770 I even prank called you a couple times. 1130 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,530 Maybe a lot of times, like... around 1994. 1131 01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:48,491 Oh. 1132 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,328 Fuck it. Let's just stay. 1133 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,665 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 1134 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,376 I have the time off work. 1135 01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:02,046 And, let's be honest, I could use it. 1136 01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:04,924 - I'm going to go for a swim... - Ah. 1137 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:06,925 Nice idea. 1138 01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:16,143 Oh, yeah! Go! 1139 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:17,353 Yes! 1140 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:22,108 - Get your butt down here, Harry! - No, no! 1141 01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:23,573 I'll meet you down there. 1142 01:04:23,609 --> 01:04:25,438 Come on, Harry! Don't be a baby! 1143 01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,029 Yeah! Don't feel pressured! 1144 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,739 - Fuck it! - It's really hard! 1145 01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:30,992 Harry, don't do it! 1146 01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:34,161 - Come on, Harry! - Let's go! Come on, Harry! 1147 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,955 Come on! 1148 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:39,584 ♪ Made me see where I've been ♪ 1149 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:51,262 ♪ Been down one time ♪ 1150 01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:53,514 ♪ Been down two times... ♪ 1151 01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,560 Sorry, the humidity was making my hair 1152 01:04:57,643 --> 01:04:58,769 into a shag carpet. 1153 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:01,146 Looks fine. 1154 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:12,657 Here they are. 1155 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,119 - Hello, you all. - Oh, hey! 1156 01:05:15,202 --> 01:05:17,330 You clean up nicely. 1157 01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:20,207 I like your dress. Very nice. 1158 01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:34,096 ♪ You don't know what it means to win ♪ 1159 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:37,642 If I get it, I would basically be second in charge at the company. 1160 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:41,228 And I would be managing all the face-to-face with the clients 1161 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:42,980 on a very personal level. You know, 1162 01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:45,698 traveling to see them a lot, entertaining them when they're in town, 1163 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,819 and, uh, translating all their needs to our team. 1164 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:51,153 - It's a big deal. - Ooh. Sounds good. 1165 01:05:51,238 --> 01:05:52,531 - Wish me luck. - To Rachel. 1166 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,909 - To Rachel. - You got it. 1167 01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:58,454 ♪ Come down and see me again ♪ 1168 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:09,757 ♪ Been down one time ♪ 1169 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,551 ♪ Been down two times ♪ 1170 01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:17,515 ♪ Mm, never going back again ♪ 1171 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:24,397 ♪ Mm ♪ 1172 01:06:29,026 --> 01:06:30,194 - Ready? - To friendship. 1173 01:06:30,277 --> 01:06:31,904 - Friendship! - Hold it. One more! 1174 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,572 - Whoa! One more! One more! - One more! 1175 01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,532 Thank you. 1176 01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:37,076 All right, down the hatch! 1177 01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:41,288 I love this song! 1178 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,415 - Ah! - Me too, me too! 1179 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,658 - Let's go dance. - Over here. 1180 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,167 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1181 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,378 Now listen, I know you said no to this before, 1182 01:06:47,461 --> 01:06:51,090 but don't you really want to be the Royal Caribbean Karaoke Queen? 1183 01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:53,300 - No! - I thought... 1184 01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:57,054 this could be something we both enjoy and do it together. 1185 01:06:57,138 --> 01:06:58,389 What do you think? 1186 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:02,226 If I say yes, will you please let me dance? 1187 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:04,979 - Yes? - Okay! I will karaoke with you! 1188 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:07,064 On the last night. Okay? 1189 01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,985 ♪ Can't seem to get my mind off of you ♪ 1190 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:19,577 ♪ Back here at home There's nothin' to do ♪ 1191 01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,746 ♪ Now that I'm away ♪ 1192 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:24,874 ♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪ 1193 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:31,714 ♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine That you won't be in ♪ 1194 01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:34,133 - ♪ When you looked at me ♪ 1195 01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:38,429 - ♪ I should have run ♪ - My boy's a surfer! 1196 01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:42,016 - ♪ But I thought it was just for fun ♪ - Ooh! 1197 01:07:42,641 --> 01:07:44,518 I don't like this. I don't like this! 1198 01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:46,604 ♪ I see I was wrong ♪ 1199 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:51,901 - Wait, they went back upstate to the farm? - Yeah. 1200 01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:54,570 Did they say who they were gonna with before they left? 1201 01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:57,656 No, they said that they were going to meditate on it. 1202 01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:02,995 No, no. Then we just have to let them meditate on it for a bit. 1203 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,830 - What are you gonna do, right? 1204 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,708 - If I were there, I would drive upstate-- - But you're not here, 1205 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,752 - and that's okay. - I know. I know I'm not there. 1206 01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:11,670 Hey. How's it going with your dad? 1207 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:12,754 It's... 1208 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,422 Uh... 1209 01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:16,883 It's better. 1210 01:08:18,383 --> 01:08:19,990 -♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪ 1211 01:08:21,178 --> 01:08:23,008 ♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪ 1212 01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:27,311 ♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪ 1213 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,442 ♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪ 1214 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:36,195 ♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪ 1215 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:40,908 ♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪ 1216 01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:42,535 I don't know... I... 1217 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:44,537 - I think it's a little on the nose. - Agreed. 1218 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,872 Yeah. We'll just find a better song. 1219 01:08:47,581 --> 01:08:49,959 - Okay. - Hey, can we see that book again? 1220 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:58,425 ♪ Do you... ♪ I don't think this a good song, either. 1221 01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:00,678 - Why not? - Do you know what this song is about? 1222 01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:01,846 Piña coladas. 1223 01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:04,265 - It's about cheating. - What? 1224 01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:06,600 This guy places a personal ad 1225 01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:08,686 because things aren't going well with his wife, 1226 01:09:08,769 --> 01:09:10,896 but his wife ends up answering the personal ad, 1227 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,232 because she was thinking of cheating as well. 1228 01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:15,943 - I had no idea. - Yeah. 1229 01:09:16,026 --> 01:09:18,946 Well, I always thought it was about piña coladas. 1230 01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:20,156 That's sad. 1231 01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,032 - Let's pick another one. - Okay. 1232 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,576 May we see that book again, please? 1233 01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:25,953 ♪ If you like piña coladas ♪ 1234 01:09:26,036 --> 01:09:29,123 - ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪ 1235 01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:33,127 ♪ If you're not into yoga ♪ 1236 01:09:34,461 --> 01:09:37,464 Make sure you just do your shoulders and your arms are relaxed. 1237 01:09:37,548 --> 01:09:39,425 - I know. I know. - And you just... You just... 1238 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:42,970 - I know how to play mini-golf. Okay? - Okay. Fine. Fine. Go ahead. 1239 01:09:44,054 --> 01:09:47,099 - ♪ I knew her smile in an instant ♪ 1240 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,393 - Oh, what happened there? - Okay, well... 1241 01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:51,944 - It's because you're in my ear. - Because I'm watching? I know. 1242 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,405 - I'm going to stand here. Go ahead. - Watch, just stop talking. 1243 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:57,151 ♪ Yes, I like piña coladas ♪ 1244 01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,987 ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪ 1245 01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:04,033 ♪ I'm not much into health food ♪ 1246 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,827 ♪ I am into champagne ♪ 1247 01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:13,834 - Whoo! - ♪ Cut through all this red tape ♪ 1248 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,504 ♪ At a bar called O'Malley's ♪ 1249 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:20,716 ♪ Where we'll plan our escape ♪ 1250 01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:27,263 Whoo! 1251 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,894 Oh! Hold on. I'll be right there. 1252 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:56,043 Mm, this is nice. 1253 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:57,962 It is, isn't it? 1254 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,467 Maybe Owen wasn't such a fucker after all. 1255 01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,302 This was his idea. 1256 01:11:11,016 --> 01:11:13,143 I think maybe I'm an asshole. 1257 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:16,939 Owen and I dated in college, and we eventually broke up and lost touch. 1258 01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:18,828 And then, I met up with Owen again 1259 01:11:18,954 --> 01:11:20,686 three months after my mom died. 1260 01:11:20,734 --> 01:11:22,778 Three months after that, he proposed... 1261 01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:25,281 and I said yes... 1262 01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,868 because he felt familiar. 1263 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:32,538 Because he felt like family. 1264 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,457 And I did not... 1265 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,459 want to end up alone... 1266 01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,545 the way she did. 1267 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,803 I was in a cab when she died... 1268 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:50,222 because I had a meeting that ran long. 1269 01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:54,518 She was alone... 1270 01:11:56,770 --> 01:11:57,771 again. 1271 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:04,069 I'm sorry. 1272 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:09,158 I just never should have said yes to Owen. 1273 01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,241 That's all. 1274 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,746 Fear of loneliness is a very powerful thing. 1275 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,049 Thank you. 1276 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:29,720 I'm gonna run outside for just one sec. 1277 01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:32,931 That was really fun. I'll meet you back in the room? 1278 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,310 We're going to win this thing, Harry. 1279 01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:39,521 Are you serious? Well, that can't be. 1280 01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:41,899 A debt collector? 1281 01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:43,775 Well... 1282 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,070 Are you sure they called looking for me? 1283 01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:50,699 Bankrupt? 1284 01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:56,121 Well, I don't care if I'm his daughter, I'm not bailing him out. 1285 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,706 Motherfucker! 1286 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:00,292 I gotta call you back. 1287 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,799 I'm not sure why they even have these on a cruise ship. 1288 01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,217 What do you think? I got you one. 1289 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:10,344 - Did you charge that to the room? - What? 1290 01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:13,222 Because I just got a call telling me that you're fucking bankrupt. 1291 01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:14,994 You came here because you need money? 1292 01:13:15,030 --> 01:13:15,592 No. 1293 01:13:16,016 --> 01:13:17,893 Progressive Collection Services 1294 01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:20,646 in Los Angeles just called my office looking for me. 1295 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:23,190 Your bankruptcy payments are late. Because I'm your daughter, 1296 01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:24,516 they wanted to know where I was. 1297 01:13:24,551 --> 01:13:26,822 Okay. Is that why you came to find me? 1298 01:13:26,858 --> 01:13:29,023 Because you wanted to get me before they did? 1299 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,364 I can't believe I trusted you. 1300 01:13:30,447 --> 01:13:32,866 Oh, my God, I'm so stupid. I want you out of my room. 1301 01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,952 You are a selfish, cold-hearted, 1302 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:36,578 - horrible human being. - Rachel. 1303 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:39,039 Was it not enough you left me when I was five? 1304 01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,604 Now you're trying to steal my money. 1305 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,699 Is all you want to do hurt me? 1306 01:13:42,735 --> 01:13:43,412 No! 1307 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:45,629 Oh, my God. Know what? You can stay. Stay. 1308 01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:47,256 I'm gonna sleep with Jim and Steve, 1309 01:13:47,339 --> 01:13:49,675 - and there's no way-- - Stop talking for two seconds! 1310 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:51,593 - In fact-- - Gabe is dead! 1311 01:13:58,517 --> 01:13:59,517 What? 1312 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,604 He died. Two months ago. 1313 01:14:06,066 --> 01:14:08,277 I promise you, I'm not after your money. 1314 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,572 Yes, I'm bankrupt. 1315 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:16,326 And I owe a fair amount. But I promise you, I'm dealing with it. 1316 01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:18,829 That was not why I came to find you. 1317 01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:21,373 I am sorry. They should never have called you. 1318 01:14:38,056 --> 01:14:39,183 My best friend died. 1319 01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:44,062 He was all I had in the world, and... 1320 01:14:45,063 --> 01:14:46,063 now I'm alone. 1321 01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:48,901 So I came looking for you. 1322 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:51,205 I'm sorry. That's not fair to you, but... 1323 01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:53,108 that is the truth. 1324 01:14:55,346 --> 01:14:56,950 Why didn't you tell me that sooner? 1325 01:14:57,377 --> 01:14:59,578 I-- I wanted to, but... 1326 01:14:59,703 --> 01:15:03,081 ...you were going through your own stuff, anyway and... 1327 01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:05,209 Well, honestly... 1328 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,334 being with you, 1329 01:15:06,733 --> 01:15:09,484 it was nice just to forget about everything that happened. 1330 01:15:13,258 --> 01:15:14,510 So that's Gabe? 1331 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:21,099 What happened to him? 1332 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,775 He was always the organized one. 1333 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,945 We traveled around the world for business, 1334 01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:35,656 and he would make sure we got where we were going, 1335 01:15:35,739 --> 01:15:37,590 and when we were supposed to get there. 1336 01:15:38,632 --> 01:15:40,817 He'd look after the details, you know. 1337 01:15:42,758 --> 01:15:44,594 Then he started making mistakes. 1338 01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:48,961 He'd get confused and... 1339 01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:51,713 repeat himself. 1340 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:56,593 When the doctors told us it was early-onset Alzheimer's, 1341 01:15:57,803 --> 01:15:58,804 we were... 1342 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,431 He was just 52 years old. 1343 01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:08,730 We'd lost most of our clients by then, because of the mistakes and... 1344 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:13,402 he didn't have any family to look after him. 1345 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,698 So I quit working... 1346 01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:20,450 and moved him in with me. 1347 01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:22,827 Eventually, 1348 01:16:22,907 --> 01:16:25,127 I couldn't look after him alone anymore. 1349 01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,916 Had to hire some help, and that's where the money went. 1350 01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:31,627 Anyway... 1351 01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:34,157 I was gonna spread his ashes in New York, 1352 01:16:34,193 --> 01:16:35,751 'cause that's where he's from. 1353 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,011 So, he was... 1354 01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:43,175 with me that night when we, you know... 1355 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:47,655 So, along he came. I figured... 1356 01:16:48,061 --> 01:16:49,896 the Caribbean was nicer anyway. 1357 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:54,860 Wow. 1358 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:08,582 Sorry, I don't know what to say. 1359 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:11,168 I don't want your money. 1360 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:13,420 I sold my house, 1361 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:16,340 and I'm just waiting on some paperwork to go through, and... 1362 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,758 I've even started packing up. 1363 01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:20,844 I'm gonna finish the job when I get back from the cruise. 1364 01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:28,769 - Where are you gonna go? - I'll get an apartment or something. 1365 01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:33,732 A little late in the game for me to get a job-job, but... 1366 01:17:34,524 --> 01:17:36,068 I can do some consulting. 1367 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:39,488 I'm gonna be just fine. You don't have to worry about me. 1368 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:47,079 So I guess we should karaoke in Gabe's honor. 1369 01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:52,167 Yep. 1370 01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:55,253 Hey, kids. 1371 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:59,299 - It's your old pal, Jimmy Deer, here. - Love you, Jimmy! 1372 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:00,383 Now... 1373 01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:05,180 while I couldn't be sadder that soon this ship will be docking, 1374 01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,723 Say it ain't so! 1375 01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:08,600 I also couldn't be gladder... 1376 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:13,593 that tonight we will be rockin'! Yeah! 1377 01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,192 Tonight... 1378 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,987 is my favorite night of the entire cruise. 1379 01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:22,447 I give to you... 1380 01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:30,247 the Royal Caribbean's Karaoke Championship! 1381 01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:31,330 Hey! 1382 01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:37,879 ♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to ♪ 1383 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,174 ♪ Run away, I've got to ♪ 1384 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,343 ♪ Get away ♪ 1385 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,346 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1386 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:47,889 - With you. - With me? 1387 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:51,476 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 1388 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,395 Smile. Smile. 1389 01:18:54,746 --> 01:18:56,036 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1390 01:18:56,273 --> 01:19:00,569 ♪ I'm so lost without you I know you were right ♪ 1391 01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:02,988 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1392 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:07,701 ♪ I'm all out of love What am I without you? ♪ 1393 01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:09,619 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 1394 01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:15,542 ♪ To say that I was so wrong ♪ 1395 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,044 ♪ But when you touch me like this ♪ 1396 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:20,547 ♪ And when you hold me like that ♪ 1397 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:27,471 ♪ I just have to admit That it's all coming back to me ♪ 1398 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,931 ♪ And when I touch you like this ♪ 1399 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,893 ♪ And when I hold you like that ♪ 1400 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:39,775 ♪ It's hard to believe But it's all coming back to me ♪ 1401 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,693 ♪ Don'tcha wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪ 1402 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,528 - ♪ Don'tcha wanna dance? ♪ - Dance! 1403 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:45,655 ♪ Don'tcha wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪ 1404 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,657 - ♪ Don'tcha wanna dance? ♪ - Dance! 1405 01:19:47,741 --> 01:19:49,743 ♪ Don'tcha wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪ 1406 01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:51,912 - ♪ Don'tcha wanna dance? ♪ - Dance! 1407 01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:54,115 ♪ I'm too sexy for my cat ♪ - - ♪Too sexy for my cat ♪ 1408 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:59,711 - ♪ Poor pussy, poor pussycat ♪ 1409 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,005 ♪ I'm too sexy for this song! ♪ 1410 01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:04,966 Oh! Make some noise! 1411 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:07,844 For Dan and Beth! Whoo! 1412 01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:10,096 Newlyweds from Wichita, Kansas, 1413 01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:14,267 with a hauntingly sexual rendition of that ditty. 1414 01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:17,229 Oh, thank you, Alexa. Make some noise for Alexa. 1415 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:19,564 My lovely assistant. 1416 01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:22,150 Now, wait, hold on. 1417 01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:25,237 I am being told by the judges 1418 01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:28,156 that this contest is too close to call, 1419 01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:30,158 with one couple remaining. 1420 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:33,912 Are you ready for that couple? 1421 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:37,541 Coming to the stage, our final couple of the evening... 1422 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:41,545 You know 'em, you love 'em, our favorite non-honeymooners, 1423 01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:43,296 Rachel and Harry! 1424 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,799 Make some noise! 1425 01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:03,859 Rock it out! 1426 01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,528 Ugh. Pfft. Way to be obvious! 1427 01:21:06,611 --> 01:21:08,451 Fuck, that's genius. They're totally gonna win. 1428 01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:19,541 - ♪ I'm sailing away ♪ - Yeah! 1429 01:21:22,085 --> 01:21:24,588 ♪ Set an open course ♪ 1430 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:28,592 - ♪ For the virgin sea ♪ - Wow! 1431 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:31,553 ♪ 'Cause I've ♪ 1432 01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:36,600 ♪ Got to be free free ♪ 1433 01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:44,482 ♪ Free to face the life That's ahead of me ♪ 1434 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:49,112 ♪ On board I'm the captain ♪ 1435 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:53,950 ♪ So climb aboard ♪ 1436 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:58,079 ♪ We'll search for tomorrow ♪ 1437 01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:01,082 ♪ On every shore ♪ 1438 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,918 ♪ And we'll try ♪ 1439 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:09,007 ♪ The best that we can ♪ 1440 01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:14,846 ♪ To carry on! ♪ 1441 01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,060 Go, Rachel! 1442 01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:26,441 ♪ A gathering of angels appeared Above my head ♪ 1443 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:29,861 ♪ They sang to me this song of hope ♪ 1444 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:32,656 ♪ And this is what they said ♪ 1445 01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:35,241 ♪ They said, come sail away ♪ 1446 01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:39,829 ♪ Come sail away Come sail away with me ♪ 1447 01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:41,915 - ♪ Come sail away ♪ 1448 01:22:41,998 --> 01:22:45,961 ♪ Come sail away Come sail away with me ♪ 1449 01:22:48,421 --> 01:22:49,422 Yeah! 1450 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,927 - Guys, come up! Come! - She's talking to us! 1451 01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:55,183 - Come on! - Come! 1452 01:22:55,219 --> 01:22:57,127 - Let's go! - Don't have to ask twice. 1453 01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:59,641 Our table! 1454 01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:02,018 - Do the robot! - We gotta do the robot. 1455 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:05,105 - Yes, yes. - Come on! Come on! Follow me. 1456 01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,357 - What are we doing? - Rock out! 1457 01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:10,402 Yeah! 1458 01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:13,196 - Nice! - Yeah! 1459 01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:24,082 ♪ I thought that they were angels ♪ 1460 01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:26,876 ♪ But much to my surprise ♪ 1461 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:30,422 ♪ We climbed aboard their starship ♪ 1462 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:34,092 - Pick me up! - ♪ And headed for the skies! ♪ 1463 01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:39,889 ♪ Come sail away, come sail away Come sail away with me ♪ 1464 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,267 - Everyone! - ♪ Come sail away ♪ 1465 01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:45,854 ♪ Come sail away, come sail away with me ♪ 1466 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,648 - Lads! - ♪ Come sail away ♪ 1467 01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:50,191 ♪ Come sail away ♪ 1468 01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:53,695 ♪ Come sail away with me ♪ 1469 01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:56,531 ♪ Come sail away, come sail away ♪ 1470 01:23:56,614 --> 01:24:01,036 ♪ Come sail away with me! ♪ 1471 01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:06,291 Rachel and Harry! 1472 01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:08,877 Hold on, let me check with the judges. Who am I kiddin'? 1473 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,546 There's nothin' in my ear! Our winners! 1474 01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:14,841 Rachel and Harry! 1475 01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:17,302 Let's give them their crown! 1476 01:24:39,407 --> 01:24:41,910 If it helps, we promise to name our baby Gabe. 1477 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:43,953 Jim, what if it's a daughter? 1478 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,329 Gabe-ette. 1479 01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:48,249 Gabriella's actually a girl's name. Let's just do Gabriella. 1480 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:50,835 - We could do that. - It's okay, you two. 1481 01:24:51,127 --> 01:24:52,712 You don't need to do that. 1482 01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,716 The reason I didn't tell you all about Gabe was because... 1483 01:24:57,884 --> 01:24:59,844 I didn't want to believe he was gone. 1484 01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:04,140 He was a good man, a good friend. 1485 01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:07,309 Loved karaoke. 1486 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:14,150 We were each other's family for a long time. 1487 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,487 I'm sure gonna miss him. 1488 01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:33,294 So long, pal. 1489 01:26:03,032 --> 01:26:04,367 - Do we clap? - Babe... 1490 01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:05,451 Oh, Jim. 1491 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:10,582 It's all right. It's okay. The last thing Gabe would want 1492 01:26:11,374 --> 01:26:13,835 would be for us to be all mopey. 1493 01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:19,299 Why don't we all head back inside and enjoy one final night of... 1494 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,759 unlimited sugary cocktails? 1495 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,344 Come on, let's go. 1496 01:26:31,394 --> 01:26:33,813 Hey, I was thinking maybe after this 1497 01:26:33,849 --> 01:26:36,392 I would come to California for a few days. 1498 01:26:37,525 --> 01:26:38,525 Help you move? 1499 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:41,446 What about work? 1500 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,824 I was thinking about work. 1501 01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:46,993 Actually, it's funny, 1502 01:26:47,076 --> 01:26:49,454 because I wasn't thinking about work, but... 1503 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,749 a few days isn't gonna make a difference. 1504 01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:54,917 I'd like to help. 1505 01:26:56,252 --> 01:26:58,630 Moving's hard work. I got a lot of stuff. 1506 01:26:58,713 --> 01:26:59,714 Are you sure? 1507 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:01,925 I can handle it. 1508 01:27:02,383 --> 01:27:03,927 I want to see where you live. 1509 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,553 Lived. Sorry. 1510 01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:10,808 Isn't that what family is supposed to do? 1511 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,687 I guess so. 1512 01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:17,565 Yeah. Then I'll come to California. 1513 01:27:19,442 --> 01:27:20,860 I'm gonna go inside. 1514 01:27:21,694 --> 01:27:22,862 I'll be in in a minute. 1515 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:30,578 Hey, Dad? 1516 01:27:32,538 --> 01:27:33,998 Thanks for coming to find me. 1517 01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:13,204 Mm-hmm? Yes. Yes. 1518 01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:17,910 That is the first phone call I've seen her pick up in days. 1519 01:28:17,946 --> 01:28:20,440 I gotta admit, she looks like she's doing very well. 1520 01:28:20,476 --> 01:28:22,776 Oh, she has been relating to us like a human. 1521 01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:25,383 I hate to brag, but you two are some of my best work. 1522 01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:26,592 - Hello? - Oh, Jim. 1523 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:29,808 - Okay, it was all of us. Mostly Harry. - Thank you. 1524 01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:31,556 Either way, I hope we have a little girl. 1525 01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:36,519 Know what? I want to propose a toast. 1526 01:28:36,602 --> 01:28:37,854 To Rachel and Harry. 1527 01:28:38,062 --> 01:28:40,523 You guys have made this cruise so much more fun. 1528 01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:43,401 And it's really nice to see you reconnect. 1529 01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:45,320 - To forgiveness. - To forgiveness. 1530 01:28:45,403 --> 01:28:47,363 And I'd like to add something else to this toast. 1531 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,615 That was my boss. I am the official accounts director. 1532 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:50,700 Congratulations. 1533 01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:52,910 Thank you. We got Evie's chips. So... Whoo! 1534 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,204 Strategy meeting first thing in the morning, 1535 01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:57,623 And then, up to Upstate New York this week. 1536 01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,874 - Oh. - Mm... 1537 01:28:58,958 --> 01:29:00,878 Sorry, I think that changes our plan a little bit 1538 01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:03,129 about me going with you to California, but... 1539 01:29:03,678 --> 01:29:05,840 - I figured you'd understand. - I do. That's fine. 1540 01:29:05,923 --> 01:29:07,884 - I'm so-- I'm really proud of you. - Yeah. 1541 01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:10,345 And I-- I'll see your place in California. 1542 01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:13,097 We have a ton of clients there, so... 1543 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:14,084 I will be out there. 1544 01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:16,148 Great! I'll show you my new place. 1545 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:17,317 Great. Okay, I've gotta take this. 1546 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:18,352 Hi. 1547 01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:24,499 Shirley, would you pass the salt, please? 1548 01:29:25,046 --> 01:29:26,046 Of course. 1549 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,494 - What time does your car come? Oh. - Oh, half an hour or so. 1550 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,170 I'm really sorry that I can't stick to our plan 1551 01:29:39,248 --> 01:29:40,917 about coming to California. 1552 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,168 Oh, that's all right. 1553 01:29:43,294 --> 01:29:44,545 I'm really proud of you. 1554 01:29:45,755 --> 01:29:46,755 Thanks. 1555 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,052 Oh, I gotta go. My car is here. 1556 01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:54,847 I have to run home before I go to the office, so... 1557 01:29:59,143 --> 01:30:00,478 Um, when's your flight? 1558 01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:01,645 This afternoon. 1559 01:30:03,022 --> 01:30:04,941 Any idea when you might get to California? 1560 01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:09,703 I-- I have no way of knowing, 1561 01:30:09,739 --> 01:30:12,108 'cause it's entirely dependent on work. 1562 01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:14,242 Yeah. Sure. Sure. 1563 01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:17,994 Look... 1564 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:22,375 This week... has been... 1565 01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:29,257 I'm glad I pushed you in that town car. 1566 01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:32,283 I'm glad that somewhere in my drunk brain, 1567 01:30:32,319 --> 01:30:33,796 I wanted to get to know you, 1568 01:30:34,716 --> 01:30:37,515 and find out you were not as shitty as I thought you were. 1569 01:30:39,082 --> 01:30:41,333 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1570 01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:50,695 But this is vacation, and I have to get back to real life. 1571 01:30:50,945 --> 01:30:51,945 Yeah. 1572 01:30:52,155 --> 01:30:54,782 - Which I've worked very hard for. - I know. 1573 01:30:58,202 --> 01:31:00,204 I'm-- I will see you at some point. 1574 01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:05,209 Okay. 1575 01:31:09,964 --> 01:31:10,964 Okay. 1576 01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:15,595 I really am proud of you. 1577 01:31:18,723 --> 01:31:19,849 Thanks. 1578 01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:22,810 I'll see ya when I see ya. 1579 01:31:24,353 --> 01:31:25,688 See you when I see ya. 1580 01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:48,377 ♪ Two dozen other dirty lovers ♪ 1581 01:31:49,837 --> 01:31:51,631 ♪ Must be a sucker for it ♪ 1582 01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,801 ♪ Cry, cry, but I don't need my mother ♪ 1583 01:31:57,261 --> 01:32:02,266 ♪ Just hold my hand While I come to a decision on it ♪ 1584 01:32:04,644 --> 01:32:06,354 ♪ Sooner or later ♪ 1585 01:32:06,437 --> 01:32:08,523 ♪ Your legs give way, you hit the ground ♪ 1586 01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:12,235 ♪ Save it for later Don't run away and let me down ♪ 1587 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,863 ♪ Sooner or later You hit the deck, you get found out ♪ 1588 01:32:15,947 --> 01:32:17,490 ♪ Save it for later ♪ 1589 01:32:17,615 --> 01:32:21,327 ♪ Don't run away and let me down You let me down ♪ 1590 01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:25,164 ♪ You run away, run away Let me down ♪ 1591 01:32:25,623 --> 01:32:27,083 ♪ Run away, run ♪ 1592 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:37,969 ♪ Black air and seven seas Are rotten through ♪ 1593 01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:40,846 ♪ But what can you do? ♪ 1594 01:32:42,431 --> 01:32:45,268 ♪ I don't know how I'm meant to act With all of you lot ♪ 1595 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,395 ♪ Sometimes I don't try ♪ 1596 01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,773 ♪ I just, now, now, now, now, now ♪ 1597 01:32:50,856 --> 01:32:54,860 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now Now, now, now ♪ 1598 01:32:57,905 --> 01:33:01,367 ♪ Sooner or later Your legs give way, you hit the ground ♪ 1599 01:33:01,450 --> 01:33:05,162 ♪ Save it for later Don't run away and let me down ♪ 1600 01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:08,708 ♪ Sooner or later You hit the deck, you get found out ♪ 1601 01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:12,587 ♪ Save it for later Don't run away and let me down ♪ 1602 01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:16,340 ♪ Let me down, run away, run away ♪ 1603 01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:18,092 ♪ Let me down ♪ 1604 01:33:23,180 --> 01:33:26,726 So, I think what the game plan should be when we get up there, 1605 01:33:26,809 --> 01:33:28,936 I will take Ben and you take Evie. 1606 01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:30,062 How does that sound? 1607 01:33:30,563 --> 01:33:31,563 Great. 1608 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:35,818 She's got you staying in some guesthouse that's attached to the barn. 1609 01:33:35,901 --> 01:33:38,446 She says it's "magical." That was her word. 1610 01:33:39,238 --> 01:33:40,398 She also said something like, 1611 01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:43,242 "You need to be near the potatoes to sell the potatoes." 1612 01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:46,245 Anyway, I... I got a really good feeling about this company. 1613 01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,414 I think Evie really likes you, 1614 01:33:48,497 --> 01:33:51,250 and I have always found that my biggest successes 1615 01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:54,462 come from when I become friends with my clients, you know? 1616 01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:56,962 I think you staying in the barn is a great first step. 1617 01:33:56,998 --> 01:33:59,282 It's like you're practically family. 1618 01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:03,346 ♪ Why don't you just hold me? ♪ 1619 01:34:03,804 --> 01:34:05,944 ♪ Why don't you hold me and kiss me... ♪ 1620 01:34:06,090 --> 01:34:08,116 Do you have any flights to Los Angeles? 1621 01:34:08,225 --> 01:34:10,102 - Wait... - What happened to Syracuse? 1622 01:34:10,186 --> 01:34:10,865 Wait, what's going on? 1623 01:34:10,901 --> 01:34:12,718 I'm sorry Frank, I need more vacation days. 1624 01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:15,816 Can you get me on a flight to LA? 1625 01:34:16,525 --> 01:34:19,528 I have a flight to LA in 45 minutes. 1626 01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:21,092 - I can get you on it. - I'll take it. 1627 01:34:22,406 --> 01:34:24,909 - Okay. You're set, but you gotta hurry. - Okay. 1628 01:34:24,992 --> 01:34:26,243 Who's in California? 1629 01:34:28,788 --> 01:34:29,789 My dad. 1630 01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,000 ♪ Hold me ♪ 1631 01:34:34,043 --> 01:34:37,463 ♪ Why don't you hold me and kiss me now? ♪ 1632 01:34:38,339 --> 01:34:41,133 ♪ I want you to hold me ♪ 1633 01:34:41,592 --> 01:34:45,221 ♪ Why don't you hold me And kiss me, now? ♪ 1634 01:34:45,304 --> 01:34:46,972 ♪ Save it for later ♪ 1635 01:34:47,723 --> 01:34:51,435 ♪ Ooh, mm ♪ 1636 01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:57,358 ♪ Don't run away and run away Run away, run away, run away ♪ 1637 01:34:57,441 --> 01:35:00,111 ♪ Run away and let me down ♪ 1638 01:35:00,194 --> 01:35:03,656 ♪ Run away, run away and let me down ♪ 1639 01:35:31,465 --> 01:35:34,046 I don't care how successful you were, 1640 01:35:34,103 --> 01:35:36,105 there is never a need for 278 ties. 1641 01:35:36,689 --> 01:35:39,233 You can't even wear the ones you like that often. It is insane. 1642 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,814 That is not a word I'm supposed to use with patients. 1643 01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:43,696 I'm not one of your patients. 1644 01:35:45,823 --> 01:35:46,823 All right, then. 1645 01:36:00,796 --> 01:36:01,796 Oh, shit. 1646 01:36:02,673 --> 01:36:03,673 Hi, Steve. 1647 01:36:03,996 --> 01:36:06,310 You saw her. Now shut the door. 1648 01:36:08,554 --> 01:36:10,973 I had a few extra vacation days. 1649 01:36:11,265 --> 01:36:13,809 Well, like nine years' worth, so I figured I'd... 1650 01:36:14,268 --> 01:36:15,978 ...take some. 1651 01:36:32,995 --> 01:36:34,288 I love you, Rachel. 1652 01:36:35,998 --> 01:36:38,083 I never stopped loving you. 1653 01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:40,628 Thank you for coming here. 1654 01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:43,756 It's more than I deserve. 1655 01:36:51,972 --> 01:36:53,692 You don't have to say you love me, you know. 1656 01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:02,817 How about I just start by becoming inside? 1657 01:37:03,859 --> 01:37:04,860 Good plan. 125245