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We have arrived Chomkaitala... We have arrived Chomkaitala...

Please step down... Everyone please step down...

Hello brother

Step down Step down please

Quick… all step down

Quick… all step down

What’s the case?

Everyone is moving away in same direction just like all mosquitoes move when under attack of 'Nimit' mosquito repellent.

Is there some special event at 'Chomkaitala'? Like a Fair?

No no ....not any fair

...Turn the wheels...

Occassion... the 'Khara' (upright) House Occassion

This is that popular 'Khara' (upright) House

No No ...Every house is indeed always in an upright position... We are not talking about that 'Khara' here...

Actually...

This house was constructed by..

Constable Late Digambar Khara

This is his son .. Late Nilambar Khara

This is his son... Late Pitambar Khara

This is his son... Late Sarbadhar Khara

And .. This is his son

Late... Oh no no! He is still alive.

Mom.. Mom

Yes .. My Dear

Everyone is a Police in this family... so This is a Police House

But why do they call this The 'Khara' House"?

Come.. Listen to me...

Come.... Listen

All the family members here are into the Police Force, right?

Yes

But.. do you know which position they belong to, in the force?

Which position in police?

Police Constables

What does that mean?

Don't you know who Police Constables are?

No

Policemen holding a stick with this hand

and wearing half pants

Absolutely not

They don't wear half pants any longer

Whatever it is .. They have to stand all the time while working..

They can never sit and work.

Okay therefore This house is called the 'Khara' House.

Yeah

Don't listen to them... Ignore their conversation.

They are just critics

Moreover, finally after a long time .. The family can no more be tagged as 'Khara' House.

Do you want to know how?

Come.. I will explain

Lombodor Khara

Lombodor Khara

Where are you?

Meet the boss of the family...

Khemankari Hait Khara

Lombodor Khara

What happened? where?

Khemonkari

Are you calling me?

I hope you have understood by now that this is Lambodar Khara.

He is the one who still alive.

Please tell me.. What can I do for you?

Is there anything left to say?

Alas!

A man who has spent all his life going to Borobabu's place and doing all of his household work.

No No. I was only peeling the banana..

Why are you getting angry? Please don't get angry

No no .. Why would I getting angry? Just why?

Thank God! I was there to take up all the responsibilities of this family

Which is why my son "Notu" didn't grow up to be like any other male member of this house.

My son has become a Police Inspector.

Sister, Is Notu now a Police Inspector?

Of course

Why do you think I am conducting such a grand festival in my house?

Praise the Lord ..Praise the Lord

It will be a lesson for every critic who have uptill now called this a 'Khara' house

They won't utter a single word about this house any longer.

My Nutu as a Police Inspector is coming.

Police Inspector

I am the surprise element of 'Chomkaitola'.

More Expensive than the Kohinoor Diamond

I am the surprise element of Chomkaitola

More expensive than diamonds and pearls

Decorate the pandals and play the loud music

It's now time for the pudding to freeze

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Gang of thieves and robbers

You can’t do anything more

From today everyone be careful

If you break my rules

It will be your big mistake

There's no point challenging me

If someone pokes me

I have red label stick in my hand

I’ll teach such a lesson that a big crowd will gather

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Mom had a wish

To see me become a Police

and make my father proud of me

Whenever they are blessing me

I will become luckier

Fulfilment of dreams wil bring so much happiness

From today new game begins

Everyone will understand the power

You will see that very soon

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty

Welcome Inspector Notty K

Don't be so surprised.. Don't be ..

Actually This is the modern trend

According to court

And to cope up with the modern times, "Notobor Khara" became "Notty K"

Once again... Dad, how many times have Mom asked you to stay out the kitchen?

But you will still get into the kitchen and cook.

Yes I will because

I like to cook as well as like your mom scolding me

Dear son, Nutu

Yes Mom

Once you get married

Then I will see how he manages to enter the kitchen in front of the daughter-in-law?

You wait and watch... I will get a working girl as Nutu's wife

She will do her work And I will do all the household work

Just a moment, dad

Why will a working girl be interested to marry me?

Of course! She will.

If your mom being a pass out of Class VIII agrees to marry somebody like me who is a pass out of Class V

Then why won't an Inspector like you get a working girl as your wife?

It isn't possible, dad

I know it isn't possible

Of course we will get someone.. It will happen

Not only working girl

And she would also be someone who speaks extremely fluent English.

You will have marry a working girl.

Dear Nutu... It seems you are about to spoil your 'Gutil '!

Not found!

What?

Not found!

What?

Not found! Sir..

Sir?

Not found sir!

Sir?

You couldn't find it?

You couldn't find it?

So many of you are at the this Police Station but none of you could find my uniform?

And you guys claim that you are capable of catching the thieves.

Aren't you ashamed?

Sir, It's you who have crossed all the limits of shame..

And you are asking me to be ashamed?

Shut up

Constable Notty K reporting, sir

This one is yours', Sir.

See Sir

Such an Impudent

You are just a constable, and you have dared to wear an Inspector's uniform?

Why are you getting furious, sir?

Since I have worn your uniform, you can also wear mine.

Tit for Tat!

Why are you in this state instead? It doesn't look nice, sir

Do hell with your niceness!

I am telling you.. You will be finished one day due to such behaviour.

Try taking away my job and then God save your 'Gutil'!

You want to take away my job? You want to, right?

Try taking away my job and then I will show you. I will spoil your 'Gutil'!

What on earth does this word 'Gutil' mean?

Just tell me what it means and then you see what I do to you

By the way

How come you could fit so well in my uniform?

Sir, I had asked the tailor to adjust the uniform as per my measurements.

Don’t mind Sir

Excuse me, sir

My... purse

Somebody snatched it away in the streets.

Oh my God

Someone snatched away your purse

And you couldn't catch that someone?

What are you saying...

If I had caught that someone, what would you be left to do?

Take it

Take down my complaint

Madam

Why are you talking to him?

You come and speak to me

What are you saying...

Why would I talk to a constable if I am talking to the Inspector of this Police station?

Me and Constable? You think I am a Constable?

I’m the Inspector of this Police Station

Then you must be the DSP?

DSP?

You are right

You have lost one purse I will get a dozen of purse for you

Come with me.. come, come

Sir, please do something

Else some day Notty will take off all the leftover clothes you are wearing.

That's not so easy

When it's my turn

That very day I’ll definitely take off all his clothes & leave him naked

That's a promise from Inspector Deben Ghoosh

Whatsup Notty?

Yes

What all am I hearing about you?

I heard that Deben Ghoosh is going to ensure that you become naked

Ignore him.. My clothes are like that of Draupadi's clothes. He will get tired of taking off my clothes.

But even you are at fault

What was the need to steal his uniform?

I didn't take it just for fun.

I was compelled to do it

From my childhood my mother has always asked me to become an Inspector.

I am so tired of hearing this again and again. Even the inspects in my ears have commited suicide by now.

Then?

Yes, mom.. Tell me

Nutu… How is your work going?

Very good Mom

There is very tension at work, moma

Loads of pressure

There comes loads of responsibilities when you become an Inspector.

That is obvious

You are an Inspector after all.

Give me the phone

Oho, I was talking

Hello Nutu..

Yes Dad…tell me

Listen…

There is a marriage offer for you from Ramda..

Yes

What?

Yes

She works for a very big company

And is very fluent in her english as well

So what?

Therefore I was planning within a couple of days.. Rammda, HariGhatak, Pradhan and

Khyapa Master

Khyapa Master

and Sister from Anganbari

I will bring all of them to your station in a matador

What?

Yes

I have been hearing a lot of gossips of other people..

Nutu isn't even properly educated and it doesn't seem possible for him to have become an Inspector

Let them say whatever they want.

Pass me the phone.. Let me talk to him..

Hello Listen..

Do not concentrate much in what your Dad is saying.

I’ll point my fingers at everybody and show them..

That no matter what education you have received but if you have capability, You still can become an Inspector.

Now bye

Listen mom..

Hey, What happened?

My full family is coming to visit me here with all the villagers.

This is when you look for bamboo in the bush and shove it up your...

What shall I do?

Don't worry. Listen to me carefully

The colour of bamboo and the colour of our uniform is the same

Let’s go and divert the direction of bamboo bush.

Stop stop stop here…

Let me see your licence and documents..

It’s here sir…

Where are you going with all this luggage boxes?

Italy

What Taly?

It's not Taly sir..

It's Italy

Mother land of Sonia Gandhi..

Just a minute..

Let me introduce sir…

Yes

Myself Satya Mitra..

Yes

My father

And my Son…

Tathya Mitra.

We are famous docu-makers..

Docu films..

Cinema?

Actually ours last four generations

have been making documentary films

about the Gandhi family

My grandfather made a docu film

about Mahatma Gandhi..

My father made a docu film

about Indira Gandhi

I made a docu film

about Rajiv Gandhi

And now, my son

Dad

My son is going to make a docu film

about Sonia Gandhi

Therefore he will stay in Italy for a whole year

Passport

Notty, even the vehicle papers are fine.

Alright

That's okay but You will have to pay a penalty of Rs.5000/- for triple carry

Sir…father and son duo means double..Not triple

Yes. Father son duo means double

And what about God?

Up

No.. not that up, behind the both of you

Behind of us?

Behind whom, dad?

Not that.. come here…

Look at this…

God is always behind Satya and Tathya

Sir, since You are a Constable..please demand as constable. Why are you demanding like an Officer?

Who are you calling a Constable? How dare you call me a Constable?

Now wait and I will show you what a Constable is capable of!

And listen

Pay Rs.5000 fine else I will spoil both of yours' 'Gutil'.

Take him to Police station

Dad, I will go to Italy

Dad, I will go to Italy

Italy

Take it Deben..

Deben you are my old family friend

You know everything

Yes sir

About me and my wife’s separation

Coming at this age..

I miss them very much

That is obvious sir

Sir, Can I help you somehow?

I have no idea..

And after a few months I will retire

I will be completely alone

I’m very scared Deben

If someone can convince them to come back to this country

Once I get my turn, I will definitely take off Notty's clothes & leave him naked

Otherwise I will change my name from Inspector Deben Ghoosh

What happened Deben?

You can’t do this?

No Sir

I can't do this

You can’t do this?

No Sir

I might not be able to

But there is someone who can

Notty constable

what do u mean?

Unfortunately he is a constable but in terms of intelligence, He is like the father of James Bond

Ok.

When you are so confident about him,

See if it's possible to send him to Italy

yes sir..

Italy?

Yes

Where is it sir?

You don't know Italy?

Italy is in...

Italy is in Italy.

Understood, sir..

Sir

But how would I manage to bring back the SP's daughter from Italy?

Listen

If anyone can succeed, it's you

It's you who has that weapon, right?

What do you call it?

"This beautiful and innocent smile of mine can melt anyone's heart"

Till the time you have it, You are unstoppable.

Sir, the duty hours are already over

Please allow me to have a small peg Sir.

Sir, a small one..

Sir, A small one.. Like the kind for a Constable, Sir.

Please sir

Sir

Ok.

Sit here

Thank you sir

Tell me Sir, Now that I will go to Italy, What will I get in return?

Only you have all the advantages.

Once you manage to get the SP's daughter back, SP will be impressed and will promote you as an Inspector..

Why become? Consider from now that you have already become an Inspector

Is this true, Sir?

Drink, drink

Sir .. Sir... Sir

This one looks like the kind you would serve a Constable..

Please pour me one like an inspector. A bigger peg..

You are very naughty

Ok drink. drink

Sir, Stop stop stop

I had only asked for an Inspector peg...

This one is like a SP kind of peg, Sir.

You have always remain the same as a tail bagging dog

Same to you sir

It’s too much..

You are now crossing your limits

Don't forget that I am your senior..

Sorry sir..

Once you return from Italy and become an Inspector, you can cross all limits

Cross any limits you want to...

Is it sir?

But sir

What I mean is...

What about all the expenses of my trip to Italy?

All of that will be done.. You don't worry.

I will speak to the SP and frame a fake case and send you to Italy for it's investigation

No Sir. It doesn’t look nice sir.

Don’t worry..

No sir

But sir, which false case will you frame? Tell me Sir.

Don’t’ worry… Everything will take place smoothly.

No sir

Please set me free sir… please

Listen to me once

Please set me free sir… please

Tathya Daku ( Tathya Robber ).. Who is this?

Dangerous robber sir..

From a reliable source, I have found out that Tathya Daku( robber ) is presently smuggling drugs in Italy

So I thought if we send Notty for the investigation

Then the investigation would proceed and the other case will also get solved..

So

Whose planned this idea?

Tell me, Who?

Sir, this is Notty's idea..

Good..

I am impressed..

You were right

He is like the father of James Bond.

One talented constable..

But sir, I want to become a talented Inspector

Alright.

You bring my daughter back to me and I will promote you as an Inspector

Mom, why are you behaving like a child?

You only wanted me to become an Inspector

Now that I have become one, I need to fulfil my responsibilities.

You have become an Inspector and You have to fulfill your responsibilties.

As if, You cannot Fulfil all your responsibilities while staying in India. Why do you have to go abroad?

I understand everything

You don't love me anymore..

You have no attachments left towards me.

Mom, don't cry, don't cry

Mom listen

Mom, Tell me what should I bring you from Italy?

Daughter-in-law…

You have to get us a daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law…

Daughter-in-law…

From Italy?

Yes

No No... After you come back from abroad

I have to anyway get married after returning from abroad.

What do you mean?

When you become an Inspector?

Aren't you already an Inspector?

Yes..yes..That is what I meant.. I have already become an Inspector

Now after returning, I will get married.

But dad, I won't marry Ram Daa's daughter..

Okay. Let's avoid 'Daa', ' Katari' (weapons).

But

Oh say something..

But have you already selected someone?

Have you Son?

When did I get the time to select?

The pressure of becoming an Inspector began right from the time my moustache started growing

O my sweetest son…

It’s ok ok..

Alright

Tell me what kind of a girl do you like?

I want

I have a mixed taste..

I want everything

I want an angel..

Not just an angel.. But the queen among the angels

When she steps on the grass, it should feel like...

the grass also felt shy.

Her hands should sway as the rice field sways

When a leaf falls on her body,

The leaf should slip off very smoothly.

Her stares should feel like it's lightening

And her smile should look like the crescent moon

Lombodor Khara

you dream shall remain unfulfilled

Now what will happen?

What is left to happen?

The kind of girls he is talking about, doesn't really exist.

She can only be found in dreams.

Such a girl can never be found in this country.

Look for one in other countries. Maybe you will get one.

Again these idiots have written an incorrect spelling of 'NOTTY'

Let's see... who dared to do this mistake?

An Angel. Not just an angel.. But the queen among the angels

When she steps on the grass, it should feel like... the grass also felt shy.

Her hands should sway as the rice field sways

When a leaf falls on her body,

The leaf should slip off very smoothly.

Her stares should feel like it's lightening

And her smile should look like the crescent moon

Excuse me?

Aaahhhh! Student!!

This is why you have spoiled the 'Gutil' of the spelling of Notty.

Notty spells N-O-T-T-Y

What is this nau-ghty?

It’s doesn’t look nice, young girl

Hello!! I am from Police Department of Italy

Idiot!!

Lady Constable!

You should have told me earlier

Lady Constable!

What’s the meaning?

Are you lady Police?

Yeah

Yes

They call the male constables 'Khochhor' and the female constables "Khochhrani" in our village.

Ok

But who are you?

I am the would-be Inspector of Bengal Police, Notty K from India the Great

Jai Hind

Hello..

Hello..

Hey Mr., Behave yourself..

Same to you..

But madam why are you wearing this uniform?

It doesn't look nice

You should wear a 'khaki' uniform

This is the Police uniform in Italy

What?!!

That is really bad.

Police means 'Khaki'.. And 'Khaki' means Police

Whenever public notices them, their pants get wet.

Tif this continues here, Police officers in Italy will spoil their 'Gutil'.

What will be spoiled?

'Gutil'

If public isn't scared of the Police, then how will the robbers and thieves be scared of the police?

It seems you don't know the E of Intelligence.

That is very well understood from your E of Intelligence.

Anyways, I am getting late

Let's move

Just a second.. my luggage..

Ten euro please

Thank You.

Ten euro please

Police…

Ten euro please

Didn't I tell you, This is Police?

Open the gate

Let it be.. I will pay.

You are definitely going to spoil the 'Gutil' of Police..

What do you mean by You will pay?

Ten euro please

Didn't I tell you.. This is Police?

Can't you hear me?

Open the gate

Thank You.

I am from the Bengal Police Department. They are bound to listen to me.

Let's leave..

How nice!

Hey lady constable..

Your palace is wonderful

Are we going to stay here together?

For your kind information, this is not my place

It’s a Government guest house

Be ready by 10 a.m tomorrow. I will come to receive you

Yes

We have a meeting with the Chief for the investigation regarding the case of Tathya Daku

Ok?

Ok

No problem..

Thank you

Nice to meet you lady constable

It’s ok.

No.. You have no idea how many girls have left me.. For the first time, a girl has come to leave me

Don’t worry.. It's my duty..

Yes, you beauty..

Mr. Notty. My hand

Of course, This is my hand.. When did I say this is my hand?

Anyways tomorrow 10 am sharp..

Ok

Hello

What's up Pandu?

Finally, you also managed to visit Italy

No don't worry

Will you still not thank Tathya Daku?

You jerk!

Okay.

Yes! Yes!

Not a problem!

Don't worry!

Send him back immediately!

Not just an angel.. But the queen among angels!

When she steps on the grass... It will seem that the grass just felt shy.

Her stares should feel like it's lightening

Hey

What the hell are you doing?

The flower of marriage is blooming

Shut up

You idiot!

You are wasting your time.

What’s this?

You are trying to bribe me?

How dare you bribe Inspector Deben Ghoosh with five rupees?

Don’t be angry

Don’t be angry

Sir, see it's mentioned on the name plate.. GHOOSH..

I am willing to offer that only

You think it's "Ghoosh" (bribe) written here?

This is my name..

Deben Ghoosh..

But sir, there is an extra "O"..

It can be ten instead of one.. what’s your problem?

It’s my Guru’s instruction

My Guru Sri Gu. Instructed me to put double ‘O'

My Guru preaches not to expect anything from anybody

But.. if anybody approaches to offer something with open hands..

Never say No to him..

Take it gladly

Now you can go

But Sir, I wanted to know..

Everything's over

But what about the passports and my son?

Again, you are talking about passports and son

Trying to go to abroad by not giving anything?

Passport

You will get your son's passport back only after you pay Rs.50000/- to me

How dare you try to get back your passport in exchange of some coins?

Get out

Hello

Hello

Sir, this is would-be Inspector, Notty K, reporting

Yes Notty tell me.. What is the situation there?

It's simply amazing, sir

They are extending unbelievable respect to me

Like son-in-law

I feel like getting married and settling here..

Listen.. Do your actual work instead of your bad ideas

Don't forget about SP back here

Sir, just don't worry

My name is Notty

When you have given the responsibilty to Notty, it will be done sir

Yes that's right.. You are talking like It’s just your game

You will go and stand in front SP's daughter

And show your beautiful and innocent smile

and she would go crazy about you

and suddenly fly back to India along with you.. Isn't it?

Sir, you are just amazing..

What did I do? Yes sir

I was wondering how to get SP's daughter on track

And you made it so simple...

What did I say?

That instead of getting her on track,

I need to trap her in my love

Superb sir Love you sir.. Muuaah

I have to do it

Notty K, will you?

Just get ready now

You will succeed..

You are the lucky stone of Chomkaitola

You have everyone one needs

You have sexy looks.. You are smart.. Good health..Good height

And most importantly, you have your beautiful and innocent smile

You will succeed for sure

Now, go off to sleep..

Good night, bye

Hey

Wouldn't you wake up?

I want an angel..

Not just an angel.. The queen among angels..

Lightening in the eyes

And smile like that of a crescent moon

Hey

What are you staring at?

Aren't you able to believe?

Aren't you able to believe still now?

No..

Who is there so early in the morning..

What’s the matter? Why aren't you ready yet?

What are you looking at?

Didn't I tell you 10 am sharp.. You are late

I am waiting outside.. Be there in 5 minutes

What was this?

What kind of dream is this?

Lady constable is waking me up?

What is all this?

What is going inside your heart?

What?

You have fallen in love?

Love at first sight?

Oh.. Young boy!

What did you say?

The lady constable looks amazing in a saree

You are a rascal.. You will get screwed someday

Lady constable-madam!

You can keep your hair open at times if you please

Look Notty

You have come here only for an investigation

Concentrate on your own work

You don’t have to think about me

Ok then..

If you like the suggestion, take it, else don't

Neither will you spoil your 'Gutil' if you take it, Nor will I spoil my 'Gutil' if you don't take it.

Oh nice! Is this really a Police station or some palace?

Please may I come in Sir?

Yes come in...

Lady Constable Madam…

Sir, He is Mr. Notty K from Bengal Police, India

Oh crap! What is it that you are talking about?

Don't worry, Mr. Notty.. Be comfortable

Same to you..

Comfortable.. Comfortable..

So Mr. Notty, are you pure Bengali?

Hundred percent pure Bengali sir.. You can even bet on me.

Great.. I am meeting a pure Bengali after so long..

Fantastic! Even you are speaking good Bengali.

Actually, my full name is Din Dayal Paul

Although my mother was an Italian, my father is a pure Bengali.

It's a perfect blend of Indian spices and pasta..

You can call me D.D (bengali: sister )

You aren't my sister, sir.. You will be my brother-in-law

We will have a great time together, Sir.

Sir, he hasn't confessed yet..

You better make him confess before his lawyer gets here

Ok sir..

Sir is there any problem?

That car thief hasn't confessed yet

His lawyer will now arrive at any moment, and set him free

Sir, should I try once?

You want to interrogate him?

Yes sir..

But He wouldn't understand your language..

Don’t worry sir

All criminals understand the language of Bengal Police, sir

Sir, it's against the law.. Illegal..

Is the thief a sacred man?

Sir please sir.. one chance sir

sir please…

Ok…

Like I said, you are not going to get anything out of me till my lawyer arrives

Hey you young man.. Leave from here

Your father, the Bengali Police, has arrived

Leave..Get out..

Just look at you! You are seated here like the King.

Why do you think you are here?

Who are you?

Notty K..

Would-be Inspector of Bengal Police

What is would-be?

It's your father

Unless you people are thrashed, you will never learn a lesson

Confess this that you stole the car

Please don't beat me

What's happening?

What's happening?

What's happening?

Yes, I am the thief.. I stole all the cars.. Please save me from this mad man.

I am the thief.. Please don't hit me anymore

I gave you the right dose for the right disease

Do you want me to make anyone else confess anything?

I see somebody there...

Tell me..What have you done?

I am a thief.. Please don't hit me

I am a thief

Did you see sir? He started speaking Bengali out of fear!

Everyone say out aloud "Long live Bengal"

'Long live Bengal'…

Officers take them away

Take them, take them..

Notty.. Thank you very much..

Welcome sir..

You have done a great job..

Thank you..

Come on Notty..

But Notty, how did you manage to do all this?

I didn't do anything, sir

It's this pandu, the red label who did everything..

If thrashed with his, it will make you forget everything

Anyway

Officer

Sir

You guys start your investigation about 'Tathya Daku'.

Yes sir

And yeah, one more thing

Take good care of him

Because he is a very special guy

Sir

Ok Notty..

Ok Thank you sir..

Bye.

Did you hear what the brother-in-law said?

Take care... Take care

Let's start our work now.. We have already wasted a lot of time

This is not time waste, young lady

This is Bengal Police's lunch time

Feed me good Bengali food first.. take care take care…

That place serves good Bengali food

You go! I'll be there in a while.

Thank you..

Hey handsome..what’s up?

Hey Lady-constable..

How much do you charge for smiling?

What?

Try smiling once in a while.

You will notice that the geography of your face has started resembling Switzerland.

Nothing.. Just an irritating Bengal Police officer..

Nice. I am satisfied now.

Did you eat all of this alone?

Yes..

You will spoil your physique this way

I have already spoiled my physique

I am eating a lot to make my waist at least 38

But it just isn't happening..

It will no more be a waist then.. It will rather become a fat belly.

This is why there were cases lodged against Bengal Police and their tummy.

How do you manage to chase the criminals?

We don't chase criminals.. We change them

And once they change

They remember to come to the police stations by themselves and pay

And what if they don't come?

They will spoil their 'Gutil' otherwise

Their entire families would face crisis

You will not understand, lady constable madam.

Actually, Bengal Police functions in a higher level altogether.

Sir, anything else?

What else…

I had only asked for two 'paan' and you couldn't serve any!

What else should I ask out of you?

Thank you, sir

your bill…

How dare you ask for money from Bengal Police?

Don't you want to run this restaurant anymore?

Hey

What the hell are you doing?

He is asking money from the Police..How dare he!

Yes, he will. This isn't Bengal.. Even the Police make their payments here..

Even we pay, but no one accepts it from us in Bengal..

Actually, you know what madam..

Expectations have raised after getting so much respect

Expectations have raised after getting so much respect

Asking money! Forget it!

Shambabu of Shambazar goes to office every morning on his cycle with cucumber..

Wow Lady-constable

You are totally looking like a heroine.

Shut up

Why didn't you pay after your lunch?

Leave it.. you are looking like a bomb..

Sexy

Hey you scoundrel!

Let me teach you some lessons

Hello

Officer Rony

There are couple of guys whose been teasing me middle of a road

Yeah I’m on the square

Notty!

Notty!

Notty!

The indian girl is so really hot

Oh yeah

Who is this joker?

I’m not any joker, young man

Breaker

Breaker of your bones..

Let's smash him

Bloody!

You have spoiled the 'Gutil' of Italy by touching my heroine

What’s in your mind?

Just because I am doing comedy and romance ...Have I forgotten the action?

Come Come

Rascal, You kicked my pandu?

You’re that culprit who dared touching my Lady Constable. Isn't it?

No No... Please Please..

No No... Please Please..

Notty..

Notty..

Notty, what are you doing Notty?

Notty, leave him alone

Notty..leave him

Who the hell you think you are?

Notty K .. would-be Inspector of Bengal Police..

Mr. Notty.. wait for me..

Just because you are a police, You think you can bully others?

You don’t pay the parking fees.. Or Hotel bill..start fighting in the street?

Listen... It's better to apply Hooliganism on criminals.

Then what remains the difference between you and those hooligans?

They disrespect woman whereas I respect them.. this is the difference..

Listen madam..be it anywhere in the world..

If somebody dares to disrespects women in front of me, I will thrash them untill I spoil their 'Gutil'

And they are toucheing My lady constable..

What do you mean by YOUR lady constable?

My lady constable means My lady constable..

Nobody else calls you lady Constable as I do, right?

Who was it you were calling at that time? Why don't you call him again?

Give me the mobile

Hello ..This is would-be Inspector Notty K

Listen

Some roadside holligans teasing madam

I beat all of them by my pandu and making their backside red with my red label

Notty.. you are just impossible..

Why.. Am I not right?

Superb

Thanks Notty..

You are welcome..

Oh wifey!

Beautiful

O wifey beautiful

My mom wants you as her daughter-in-law

O wifey flower fairy

You will be my son’s mother

O wifey beautiful

My mom wants you as her daughter-in-law

O wifey flower fairy

You will be my son’s mother

I will marry you

I will go to my country with you

You will be my wife, my wife

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

Many other guys like you

Are waiting for me

They are thinking they will get me There is a long queue

No no am not flirting

For you my love is pure

I will give you my daydreams Please be mine

You will be my queen

I will keep you happy always

In cloudy nights we will be together in love

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I will take you to the shopping, we will have dinner together

We will roam around the world, please accept it

Son you are very naughty

Never seen like you before

ok I will be your partner, please be mine

You will be mine always,

I will keep you in my heart

In cloudy nights we will be together in love

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

I don’t need anything else

Only you are my sweetheart…

You have found her?

Yes..

I told you .. My words can never fail..

Give it to me.. Nutu I’m your Dad..

Nutu.. she is a working girl, right?

Not a normal working girl, dad.. She works for the Police Department..

Hello, Won't we get to see her?

You will definitely see her..

First .. let me tell her

Just me liking her isn't enough.. Even she needs to like me, right?

No one can not dislike my Nutu.. Dislikes him?

She will regret all over her life.. What do you think?

She will like me, right Mom?

Obviously..

Is it possible not to like her?

I had finalised her

For my son I have finalised her since the time she was growing up..

Oh shit.. I had almost committed a blunder..

Mom…

Hey Simi.. Come sit!

Do you recognize them? You don't?

She is Sakhsi Aunty...

And her son Sandy

HI

HI

Whispers

Naughty boy.. Naughty boy.. Naughty boy..

He is asking if you know the snake dance?

What?

Get out of my house.

Hey girl, whom do you think you are pushing away?

Your mother had only invited us

Otherwise I would not come here even to spit

Get lost

Mom..

Where do you get hold of such Mumma's boy?

He was such a sweet and simple boy

But You made him leave the house.

Mom, I am telling you for the last time

That I won't marry any Bengali guy..That's it!

But you are forgetting that I am equally stubborn

I will ensure that you marry a Bengali boy only..

What happened? Why aren't you ready yet?

O lady constable.. this is my fault

I shouln't have eaten so much yesterday.

I think someone has given a glance…

What do you mean?

It’s means..I am suffering from loose motion

Look my left hand is not dry since morning

It’s ok.. What are you saying

I do not understand these Bengali words..

Don’t you understand loose motion? Just touch and feel it.

Ok it’s alright…take rest…

But what about the investigation?

I will take care of that.

You take rest. ok?

Sure

Yes yes yes

I would have managed with a mug and a bucket.

That wouldn't be needed.. You take rest

Sure?

Yes yes

Hey

Have you ever thought what the lady constable would feel if she gets to know the truth?

What?

You will say sorry to her?

Do tell her.. Afterall, it's a matter of self-respect

You only get these ideas

You are a rascal

You will definitely be screwed one day..

Oh nice

Praise mother Italy, Praise!!!

Mission Sameera Day 1 starts..

B-O-L-L-O

BOLLO

O Where is Sameera? Where have you gone ..?

Show me this one

Alright,

Here is it BOLLO…

Got Sameera!

Good morning..

Good morning..

Where is Sameera?

Sameera? Who is Sameera?

How do I say?

A beautiful…Bengali girl

Didn't understand?

The owner.. don't understand?

Owner

Oh yes.. The owner is a Bengali

Let me call her

Madam madam.. Someone's calling you..

Yes..

Sameera?

You are looking out for Sameera?

Oh god

She speaks just like SP.. both are 'Bangal'.

Hello..

What are you looking at with your mouth wide open?

No.. I mean.. Actually..Are you Sameera Basu?

How does it matter to you what my name is!

Tell me why are you here

The fact is that…

Oh you want to get a manicure done?

No..

Why are you feeling shy?

Guys even get their eyebrows threaded these days...

Come in..

Sit here

I will file your nails.. give me those

No.. You can't do this..

If Boss gets to know that I made you work for me, then Boss will be angry

Which Boss? Everyone is a Boss here!

No, Not that Boss. I am talking about the One who is above me

I can't sit and make a woman work for me in this manner.

NO, NO, NO it doesn't look nice no

You sit here

It seems you have done a crash course in decency..

No no no that's not the thing

Actually I, f a Bengali boy finds such a cute Bengali girl then

What did you say? Cute?

Yes.. You are so cute..

Cute.. Liar .. people call me fat

People are weak that's why they call you fat out of jealousy..

That's enough. Now stop flirting..

No but whatever I am saying is true.

If you weren't present here, then this beauty parlour would have only been a parlour.. Beauty would be missing.

Can I say one thing?

You are a proper Bengali

You guys know how to flirt with a girl

I will give you one kick..

How are you going to handle this XXX size girl and take her back to India?

I don't know what to do.

But no Notty. You can’t lose your hopes.

Let's see. I will try tomorrow once again

How are you feeling today?

Health? Our body will adjust to whatever we put in it.

What happened?

I will just be back..

Oh my God. I was fine but it all started again from morning today

Oh my God!

I can't feel my lower portion

My body seems paralysed from under my waist..

Don't worry.. I will come back tomorrow..

But the investigation?

Don't worry about it.. You take rest..alright?

Sure?

Yes

SP Sir, you wouldn't understand how big a sacrifice I am making for you

I am letting my angel go away from me just to get your daughter back..

Leave it

What happened?

What are you saying?

Lady Constable would be feeling bad?

That's obvious

Everything should be sorted out in a day or two

Okay

You are a rascal.. You will definitely be screwed one day..

Mission Sameera

Day 2

Sameera!

My lakh rupees diamond

Sameera!

I got scared

Take it .. it’s only for you..

So, why have you come here today Notobor?

Sameera and Notobor always work together

Do you know Sameera?

I thought I will miss my family after I come here.

After yesterday.. I think I wouldn't even be able to go back now..

But why?

Because someone here has become very close to me..

You Liar..

I am not lying.. Trust me

I feel like taking you back with me.. And introducing you to my family

West Bengal?

Yes

But you will have to speak to my mother before that

When do you want me to meet your mother?

Tomorrow

You have lunch at our house

I will cook for you..

What?

Fantastic.. you will cook?

Fantastic!

What will you cook?

Mung Lentils prepared with fish head

Rui fish kalia

Mutton curry and mango chutney

All will be available.. I will cook

We will sleep for sometime after eating..ok?

I will give you one kick..

Would-be Inspector of Bengal Police, Notty K, reporting sir

You haven't reported about anything for quite some time..

Sir, Sameera is coming to India.

What?

Yes

Your brain, my good looks and your blessings is sufficient for success

Ok sir. I am disconnecting the phone now

See you day after tomorrow.. Bye!

Sameera! Sammera!

The rascal is coming back so soon?

Mr. Notty… Mr. Notty

Mr. Notty

I’m here madam lady constable..

Which direction?

I’m here in the room…come…

Here I’m madam..

What is wrong with you?

What can I do madam?

The situation from yesterday night..

I was compelled to stay inside for 20 mins in every 5 mins interval ..thus I decided to shift here.

You mean.. you spent the night here?

Yes,.. I didn't want to take any chances..

Otherwise the 'Gutil' of Bengal Police would be spoiled.

Ok you stay here.. I will send a doctor for you..

Lady Constable madam.

The toilet paper is over.. Can you please pass on some old Newspapers..

Disgusting..

Please

Disgusting.. Disgusting

Within a couple of days, you yourself will be saying

Notty, You are Interesting.. Interesting... Interesting

What?

You are now crossing your limits

What? what did you say?

Oh! Once you become an Inspector, you will come to Italy again?

You will take your lady constable with you?

You are a rascal

You will definitely be screwed one day..

Hey Driver, Will you go?

Where do you want to go?

Near the square

Ok

Today I’m up.. sky is down

Today I fast fast, world is slow slow..

Today, my cute Sameera looks a lot more prettier

I will give you one kick.. come in..

Le’s go..

Mom, meet Notobor..

Hello aunty..

How dare you! After today... don't you dare call me aunty.

You can call me Rupashi Aunty..

Munni..Call up your father and inform him that a guest has come..

Also, Ask him to get your grandmother along with him.

Where did these father and grandmother come from?

But why? Don't you have a father or a grandmother?

I didn't mean that

What I meant is..

But Is your father your mother's own husband?

Why? Isn't your father your mother's own husband?

No no. Of couse! He is her own husband.

What I was saying is..

Where is the washroom?

You shameless!

That way.. You can go..I will give you one kick..

I will be right back

Hello

Hello sir, would-be Inspector, Notty K, reporting..

Yes Notty.. Tell me..

Sir, I have found your daughter,

You have found her?

Yes sir

And she is willing to come back to India with me..

Oh really..

Sir, your wife has married someone else..

What?

Madhobi has married someone else?

No ..Not Madhobi, Sir. Ruposhi..

Who Rupasi?

What are you blabbering? You even renamed my wife?

No sir.. it’s true.. Call up your mother.. she is in Italy.

My mother had passed away while giving me birth..

And you are sending her to Italy?

Sir, maybe she shifted to Italy after passing away..

Rascal.. if you were here now in front of me..

Hey you rascal

Why do I feel you have spoiled your 'Gutil'?

You are a rascal.. You will definitely be screwed one day..

I was about to die.. what a mad man…

What’s the matter?

Hey lady constable, what are you doing here?

You tell me what are you doing here?

You?

Directly you?

You are lucky that I remained calm even after suspecting you

Suspect?

What suspect?

Tell me why were you trying to deceive Dolly and take her to India?

Dolly?

Who is Dolly? She is Sameera

Notty.. No.. I am Dolly.. not Sameera..

Then who is Sameera?

I am Sameera..

That's impossible.. Sameera works at a beauty parlour.. You are a lady constable

Correct.. My mother hates policemen

So after got this job I opened a beauty parlour

I asked my friend, Dolly, to look after the beauty parlour..

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

I unnecessarily kept going after Dolly?

You were unnecessarily after me? Didn't you love me?

No.. I mean I did fall in love

But that love was for Sameera..

I will give you one kick..

Sameera..Take Notty and leave this house imediately!

Aunty…

Get lost..

From that day it seemed to me that you are not as bad as it is..

But I was wrong..

As a policeman, you were not ashamed to play with a innocent girl like Dolly..

But Lady-constable I am..

Just shut up Notty..

Get ready

I will get you deported from Italy with the help of D. D.

I will also make arrangements to remove your police uniform in your own country.

Mind it…

Fortunately, Lady-constable have not yet understood that I have come here to take her back to India

But if I am not able to take her back to India

Neither will I become an Inspector, Nor will I have my job of police anymore

Also, I won't be able to make her my father's daughter-in-law

What to do?

What should I do?

Tell me something please

Don't worry. There will definitely be some way.

Rather, All of you take a small break.

Come back soon

Hi, Are you done having the tea and coffee? Are you relaxed now?

Yes sir, done

Sir, Now please tell me where is my father Satya Mitra?

There is no one. No, there is nothing called truth

Whatever is going on now is nothing but lies

Can’t you see how each time that boy is getting saved with his lies?

Hi, Notty

Sir, SP's daughter doesn't run a parlour here

What? SP's daughter doesn't run a parlour in Italy?

No sir, she told her mom that she runs a parlour here. Actually she is in the Police Department

Sir, I can’t think of anything else now

Sir, please tell me what to do?

There is nothing to be done now

She will kick you out of there

Stop dreaming about becoming an Inspector

Sir, what is my fault in all this?

SP sir rules whole district, but didn't know that his daughter is in the Police Department

When her mother doesn't know, how do you expect SP to know?

Sir, you have nailed it.

Did I actually nail it again?

Yes sir. You have nailed it.

What? How?

Got it sir.

Now I will see how the lady police will kick me out of this place

Love you sir, Muah

What? How did I nail it again, I don't understand.

Eat and check if it tastes like your mother cooks it?

By the way it looks, I can easily say that it will definately taste like my mother cooks it.

Mom

Coming!

Eat it son

Why don't you feed me personally once like my mother?

Please, just one time please

So sweet, how adorable you are. Ok ok wait

Take it.

Open your mouth

Mom

Oh my dear boy!

You? What are you doing here?

Don't behave in this manner, Simi

Friends often fight.

But why for that..

Friend? Whose friend? He isn't my friend

Didn't I tell you, aunty ...that she is pissed off with me?

But this isn't fair.

If I tell you now that she doesn't run a parlour, would that be fine?

What?

Don't you run a parlour?

No Mom

He isn't just my friend. He is my best friend.

Notty do you know, you became very naughty these days

Mom, listen to me

Mom get something for me to eat please. I am really hungry

You guys talk, I will just go and get something for you to eat

Go go hurry up

Listen, be friends

Are you hungry? Eat this

Be careful Mr. Notty

If my mom gets to know anything, then

She wouldn't get to know anything if you don't get me deported

No, it’s my duty

Then even informing aunty about everything is my duty as well

After all, she has fed me with her own hands. If I still don't tell aunty, Won't I get my 'Gutil' spoiled?

Aunty

Notty, keep shut

Fine, I won't get you deported

Promise?

Promise

Fine, Then I won't tell anything to aunty

What wouldn't you tell aunty, Notobor?

That Sameera works for the Police Department

What?

What?

What!

That means

Mom, Mom.. I can explain mom

You kept lying to me for so long

You are into the Police Department?

This is your price for my sacrifices?

Mom, listen to me once please

Don't utter a single word

Today, you have proven

That you are your father's daughter

And that I am just not important to you

Your father's rudeness compelled me to come here

And now you? No no

Mom, Mom don’t say like this

If you want I will resign from the Police Department tomorrow itself

No aunty. Not tomorrow

Ask her to resign today itself

What if you change your mind tomorrow?

Why will I change my mind?

It is possible that tomorrow you might start feeling that you are wrong

Why will I feel that I am wrong?

You wouldn't.. But what if you do?

If Sameera was a boy then you wouldn't have had an issue with where she is working

The problem exists only as Sameera is a daughter

Hmm…

Yes.

Holding girls back at home is our culture.

Girls would only do household work. Cooking. Cleaning the house and utensils. Look after children

Why would a girl work for the Police Department. Isn't it?

Hmm…

Yes.

Even if girls reach the Everest or the Space, but our daughters shouldn't move ahead in life

They would be caged inside the house.. And one day, they would be married off.. Isn't it?

Hmm…

Exactly

Once they are married off, nothing else matters, irrespective of how bad the husband might be

She would continue bearing all the torture.. This is exactly what our culture and education is.

And this is what we will continue teaching to our daughters as well.. Isn't it aunty? Wake up

I meant wake up from within aunty

Why will we allow daughters to do what they like? Why would they be independent?

End their freedom.. Stop them.. This is our culture..This is our history

Long live Bengal.. "Inquilab Zindabaad"..

Did I speak too much, aunty?

No.. Whatever you have said is absolutely logical

You have opened my eyes

Each family needs a son like you.. Then every daughter will live like a human being

Mom

I mean it Sameera

It's been our fault. The fault of people from our Country

No no, not any more Simi.

You do whatever you feel like doing, Yes you will do it

Really mom?

Yes…yes

I love you mom…

I love you too

I love you three

Thanks Notty. I am really grateful towards you

Just a thank you won't be enough

Ok listen; don’t get me deported from Italy now

No Notty. I would be in serious trouble if anyone gets to know

This isn't fair

If you don't fulfil your promise, you will be born as a dog of Kalighat in the next life

ok ok

Uff what an anger!

Alright fine, I won't get you deported right away

In fact, I don't want to let you go as well..

So you want to hold me back?

Hold me.. Hold me..

Tightly hold me

Shut up

Listen

I want to tell you something..something personal

Will you listen?

Even I wanted to tell you something very personal

But you go ahead first

Ladies first

Notty, do you know

When I was 4 years old

My mom and dad separated and mom came here along with me

From that time slowly I realized that I also need a dad in my life

I used to feel angry about dad

And I had started disliking every guy because of it

Even I had decided that I would never get married

And then one day I realised

That all guys are actually not the same

She is talking about me for sure

You know Notty, I have finally found someone

who I feel connected with

That means, I am someone she feels connected to

Yes, I have finally found my prince charming

Prince charming

I

Love

Marco

Marco Salvador.. My sweetheart..

But you know

Mom only wants a bengali boy for me

Will you manage Mom for my sake? Please..Please..Please

Me?

Yes. You

You promised me

And you know what happens when you break your promise

What was your promise?

I need to convince her mother

A matchmaker at the end?

Listen stop discussing about matchmakers.

Why sir? What blunder did a matchmaker do to you?

Such matchmakers have ruined my life several years back by his false statements and my life has ended in a hell, hell

Sir, again you have nailed it..

Again?

Yes sir.. A matchmaker can do everything..

He can make as well as break a marriage.

You are my real boss sir. Love you sir. muah

God!! I need to become a dumb now

How are you ‘kochi’?

‘kochi’? What is ‘kochi’?

Ahem. It means friends, super friends

If you act smart with Marco, you have no idea what I would do to you..

I don't need to act smart.. This guy is already a joke

Total cartoon..

Cartoon? What’s going on Simi?

Just a minute Marco

Fine.. I will immediately get in touch with D. D.Paul

Paul? Brother brother brother My brother…

See he likes you

Oh I like him too

Excuse me

Have fun ok?

Yes Hello mom

Bloody, you want to marry a Bengali girl? You will marry a Bengali girl?

I will ensure that you forget about her completely

You will end up spoiling Notty's 'Gutil' it seems..

What are you saying, brother?

I am planning to screw you

Would you like a drink?

Drinks drinks, yes I do. Simi told me about drinks

Have your drink.

Drinks?

Yes

This is all yours! Drink drink

Take it

Mom wouldn’t accept Marco because he was dancing with girls?

This is rubbish

Dancing like this is a part of their trend. They like it

But Do you believe in this trend?

Wrong thinking. I have no problem with this

That is why you had started being restless on seeing Marco dancing with those girls? And Is that why you were sobbing and your eyes turned moist?

I know you did feel bad after watching Marco like that

No.. I am not an emotional fool

But you are afterall a Bengali

No Bengali girl can ever accept her lover dancing around with other girls in that manner..

Not even you

I am still suggesting that you should marry a sweet Bengali guy

All Bengali boys are not the same

Thanks for your advice. I am calling Paul

See, why are you calling paul?

Fine.. Tell Marco that he needs a few days of training before he meets your mother. I will ensure that aunty likes him in one chance.

Not happening yet, young boy. There has to be some tune. You need to make a big sound. Try try try

Try try

No not happening. Listen. If you want to tell your mother-in-law that you have liked her food then you need to make a big sound

Like atom bomb

Like atom bomb?

Yes. Try try try

Wonderful.. It’s was absolute nuclear bomb

Now please tell tell how should I praise Sameera’s mom?

Don’t worry.. I will teach you everything. Let’s go

When are you going to inform mom about Marco? If you don't tell her then I would call up Paul right now..

Why are you so rude? You can also say this politely

If you talk to me politely then I will also tell aunty everything politely.

What would you tell me politely, Notobor?

That Sameera is in love with an Italian guy…

What?

What?

What!

That means…

Mom, mom, I can explain

What will you explain to me?

I told you so many times that bring an Bengali boy I will fix your marriage with him

Mom, please listen to what I have to say

I know very well that you don't respect or love me one bit

Mom please don’t say like this

If you want, I will end my relationship with Marco tomorrow itself. I promise

No aunty.. Not tomorrow

Ask her to end her relationship with Marco today itself

What if you change your mind tomorrow?

Why would I change my mind tomorrow?

You wouldn't.. But tomorrow you might feel that you are wrong

Why will I feel I am wrong?

You wouldn't.. But what if you do?

See, if Sameera was your son then you wouldn't have been bothered about who is getting married to.. Isn't it?

Hmmm…

That's it.. Holding back our girls at home is what is our culture

The daughters shouldn’t be allowed to have a heart... They shouldn't be allowed to fall in love with a guy of their choice

We should get them married off to whoever we want.. Isn't it? This is our culture..This is our education..

And this is what we would teach our daughters as well

Isn’t it, Notobor?

Yes.. I mean this is what we have continued doing.

Listen son, tell me honestly

Where have you learnt this lecture from?

Honestly

In class 5, three boys delivered lecture and I got the third position

But everything said and done, whatever you said makes sense

You are genuinely a diamond.. Whichever girl gets to marry you would be extremely fortunate, as she would continue smiling all her life

Simi

Yes mom

Except Notty, no one could have corrected me

Do whatever you want to do in life, don’t lose a friend like Notty.

Mom, I love you mom

I love you too

Ok wait wait

At first I would like to meet the Italian guy, then I will examine him

and only then I will come to a decision

By the way, when will he come home?

Mom, don't worry.. I am your drunk Italian son..

But still I continue holding on to the bottle.. Don't worry, I know how to flirt with a girl

I am done

Simi, a beggar has come.. Pay some euro to him

Aunty... This is Marco

What?

Myself Marco…

Marco Salvador. And I am a chef and I own a restaurant

Ok that’s good, so what do you know about our Bengali culture?

I know a lot about the Bengali culture

In fact, I love the Bengali culture

And Specially the food.. And this food

Here.. I will show you

See it’s very good

Yeah, ok, alright

And you are good too

I want to tell you that I have never seen a bomb like you before

You monkey! I will give you a tight slap.

Marco, What are you saying?

No no Simi, Let me tell what I feel..

Mom, I am promising you that I will torture your daughter to all extremes

I will break her teeth

Blast her nose, Pull her hair and bang her head on the wall

You wouldn't be able to recognize your own daughter

I am done.

Notty, I will kill you.

It isn't my fault.. I taught him all the right things

I think he is getting confused

He has learnt all this from someone else

Stop speaking crap Notty.. I haven't ever seen a wicked like you

Same to you

I haven't ever seen a bomb like you before

Shut up, Marco. Don’t utter a single word

Today everything is shattered because of you

Now sit and eat sweets..

Ok, I am done

Stop laughing. Marco needs another chance

Need to tell mom that Marco will cook for mom

And this time, it would be me who would train Marco. Is that clear?

Good

Come Marco

Oh no! Another chance?

If Marco gets another chance, then he would definitely manage to impress aunty

Notty, It's high time you start thinking about what you could do now

Yes Notty.. Tell me.

Sir

I couldn't do it, Sir.

You couldn't?

Wow... that is some news indeed.

That means you are not returning to this country anymore.

No sir, How would I return, sir?

What would I tell mom when I return?

I had promised dad, and couldn't keep his promises.

I had also committed to SP Sir but could also not keep his word

Don't cry, Notty

If you don't stop crying, then even I will end up crying

Sir, please nail it for the last time

Absolutely not.. I wouldn't nail it today for sure

Sir, please sir

Sir I swear on your wife, on your mother-in-law

If you don't nail it today, then your mother-in-law would die, sir

Let her die

My mother-in-law has become a burden.. She has come to my house, and is saying that she would stay with me after this. If I object then my wife will kill me

And if I agree, my mother-in-law's presence will kill me

I would genuinely be relieved if my mother-in-law dies

Sir, you have nailed it once again

Even today? How?

Yes sir.. Superstar.. Brilliant.. Love you, sir.. muah

Whatever I say he says I have nailed it, what kind of person is He

Hey Simi

Tell your mom about the speech

Mom, Marco has prepared a speech for you

Marco

Dearest mother-in-law

I would like to apologize for that night

I know that you want a Bengali groom for Sameera

But I promise

That I would keep Sameera very happy, very happy

Spell it correctly

Yes, yes

I would keep her happy

You will say later that Marco is better than any other Bengali boy

That's it.. Thank you

Finally I am done

Okay young boy, it seems you have learnt a lot, idiot.. But wait

Now wait... Let how I spoil your 'Gutil'

Aunty, I feel you should say yes

And since Marco loves you so much

I even think you three will live together very happily

What do you mean? I will stay in my daughter's family?

Yes

Oh no. no no. this won’t happen. It’s not right

Not right means?

Aunty, Do you want me to start my lecture yet again?

Sameera why don't you say something?

Yes mom, Notty is right. You will stay with us

I would get my mother's love and Marco's companionship at the same time

Yes

Marco, I want my mom to stay with us after our marriage

I hope you are ok with that right?

Right means. Absolutely right

He isn't like a Bengali groom

He is better than a Bengali groom.. Isn’t it Marco?

Simi, can I speak with you personally for a minute?

Now You are about to spoil your 'Gutil'.

How are we supposed to share our life with someone else?

She is not a stranger, Marco.. She is my mom

So? How do you expect me to live with your mom?

Look Marco, I am her only child. I can’t leave her alone after my marriage

And if I do, who else will take care of her? This is my responsibility. This is my culture.

I don’t care about your stupid culture or your stupid tradition

How dare you speak to me like that?

I respect you alright. You better respect my culture

And one more thing, after marriage mom is going to stay with us. And that’s final. You got it?

I don’t want to live with your mother. Send your mom to your father or someone else…

How dare you insult my family like that? If you can't respect my family then you don't need to marry me

I don't understand what you just said but all I have to say is.. Get lost you stupid Bengali girl

See what I do to you...

Mom let’s go..

I am done

Aunty, let’s go

Finished.. Marco’s chapter is now finished

I should call up sir once

Prepare that 'paan' very well, ok?

Hello

Would-be Inspector Notty K reporting, sir

No.. Today, I won't give you any idea

Sir??

Every time you are getting ideas from me and using it against me

Sir??

No

Sir??

No

Sir??

No

No, I won't tell you anything today

No Sir, you don't need to give me any idea today

Sir I have called you up to give you the good news

Sameera and Marco's relationship has ended

I would be getting back with Sameera now

Thank you very much sir

All this was made possible only because of you

Sir, I would request you to do me few small favors

What favors?

Kindly get the Police Station properly cleaned

Get a new chair prepared for me

And ask the tailor to stich an Inspector's uniform for me

But I can’t understand one thing

Why will she agree to come with you just because her relationship has been ended?

Sir, I think you are forgetting

That you only had said that if I go and stand in front of SP's daughter, she will fall in love with me, and agree to come back with me

I think You are being overconfident

It's all by your grace, sir… sir can I say something?

Even if I become an SP, I won't forget you sir.. It's a promise.. Love you, sir…muah sir…

I didn't say anything today.. But he is still coming back

You want to come back right? Come and you will see

He doesn't know Deben Ghosh yet.. I know how to finish your job career…

Hey lady Constable… you are here

And I have been looking for you almost everywhere

Today, I would tell you something very personal

I have been trying to tell you this for a very long time now

Look Notty, I am not in a good mood

Please stop blabbering right now

Listen lady Constable, listen

You can’t break down in one heartbreak

You have just experienced one heartbreak.. But I have experienced several such heartbreaks

yet I haven't given up… I kept on falling in love again and again

I truly believe that someone or the other is there for everyone.. isn’t it?

I ain't like you. We are different, Notty.. So just stop comparing

Please I am not in a mood right now

Why shouldn't I compare?

Both of us are constables.. And what do you think? Your heart is good and mine is bad?

You must have thought that you will come and blabber, and I would be elated and will end up hugging you and thanking you

You just need to thank me.. I will do the rest..

Notty, Will you leave or should I call up Paul?

Paul yet again? This isn't fair

You know why God has sent us to this world?

For love

And the person who ignores that that love.. God will never forgive that person understood?

Stop stop stop it Notty, I just can’t take this anymore

Just get lost

Ok, ok ok ok ok .. But lady Constable.

Just go

But lady constable

I said go

Lady Constable listen. Ok ok

What's this?

My beautiful and innocent smile can melt anyone's heart

What?

People say that I am so smart, sexy and good looking that I can impress any girl with my smile.

Notty

Notty, You were right.. Not all Bengali guys are same

Some are like you as well

What do you mean by some are like me?

Foolish, talkative, always smiling?

Yes, Stupid.. Idiot.. and always smiling.

Yet Someone who can do anything to ensure that I am happy and there is a smile on my face

One Who can manage my mom

One who points out my mistakes

And the one who make up his love stories just to make me smile

Thanks, Notty

Lady Constable.. Your hand

Oh yes, I know it's my hand

Did I say they are yours?

And moreover, you kept holding on to my hand for so long, can't I hold yours now?

You didn't have the courage to not let go off my hand

But I do have the courage…

Notty?

If I will not let go off your hand for whole life. Then?

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Fire is burning in my heart, dreaming only about you

Alive because of you, I will die for you

How will I explain to you?

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

This heart has fairytales in various names

Secretly I sent you letters in envelope of clouds

I also fly with full of dreams

I also care for the rain

Reaching the tide of love

Make me crazy

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Whole night I am adored by your love

How do I stay away from you?

Why you are hiding?

I know if I take one step forward, you will come

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Fire is burning in my heart, Dreaming only about you

Alive because of you, I will die for you

How will I explain to you?

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Come to the corner of my heart

And make me crazy

Mom, Mom

Coming simi

Where are you?

Coming

Mom, mom, where are you? Mom?

Hey

What happened?

Why do you look so disturbed?

What is the case?

You have called me a rascal for this long, right?

Brilliant.. You have started speaking as well…

Yes, you are continuing to commit mistakes in the desperation to become an Inspector

For how long do you expect me stay quiet?

Don't you dare spoil my 'Gutil'.

After looking at Notty K's innocent face, no one can say that he can commit any mistake

Tell me something honestly, do you actually love Sameera?

I truly love her, trust me… Gradually, I have fallen in love with her

Till now, I never took love seriously.. But now, it seems I won't be able to live without Sameera

I think I won't be able to live anymore without Sameera.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

She is SP's daughter, and you are just a constable…

You are now crossing your limits

In fantasy love stories, all this doesn't matter…

Even in real love stories, these things usually don't matter

But in none of such stories, the guy is as selfish as you.. Or a liar like you

In the desperation to become an Inspector, you found her…

You lied and became dear to her mother…

You lied and broke her relationship with Marco…

You trapped her in your fake love.. Will you continue doing this with her all your life?

Hey rascal.. Don't cross your limits or I will slap you…

Why did you stop? Come.. Hit me…

Notty, have you seen a coconut?

Tough on the exterior and extremely soft and sweet inside…

Sameera is like a coconut…

The fact that her parents separated when she was very small made her keep a tough shell around her

With your fake love, she has started shedding off the hard shell gradually..

Now, if she gets to know the truth about you, will she ever be able to recover from the shock and pain?

Tell Notty, tell. Why aren't you saying anything?

Hey, shut up

No

I won't lie anymore.. I will go and tell her everything.. I will smile and I am sure she will understand

She definitely would understand

Thank you.

Ok..

Say, its ok…

Sameera?

She is upstairs…

Arey lady Constable…

You are here

And I have been searching you everywhere in the office

What are you doing here alone?

Anyway..

There are a few very important things that I need to tell you…

Even I have something to say

Who would start first?

You or me?

You start…

Ladies first…

As it is, I keep blabbering all the time…

Do you love me?

Why? Don't you know?

Still, I want to hear the answer from you…

Yes I do…

Even I love you…

And you wouldn't find any gaps in my love for you…

Is your love for me the same?

Lady Constable..

I know I speak too much..

I am not serious, I have several shortcomings..

But trust me lady constable as far as my love for you is concerned there isn't any gap in it…

Well,

would you agree to do whatever I say if I ever find a gap in your love for me?

You will not ask me any question…

I wouldn't even think twice if you ask me to die…

Thank you

Thank you Deben Sir…

Today only for you, I have reached the Italian ground…

Hands up…

Who is Tathya Daku? My name is Tathya Mitra…

Officer, as per spelling of the name

He might not be lying…

No Sir.

I feel such guys need to be handled by policemen like Notty K…

Notty K?

From Bengal Police? Notty K?

Has that rascal come here also?

Do you know him?

How would I not know him? I know him very well

I would have reached Italy 15 days back if he hadn't come into my life…

He trapped me in a false case and put me behind bars…

Liar...

In an attempt to hide your own faults, you are blaming an honest Police officer…

Sameera,

I think we should call Deben Ghosh once…

What?

What name did you say?

Tathya Mitra?

He looks older but..

… He is still a child.. Where did you guys find him?

But we had received a mail from Bengal Police…

Madam, it was all Notty's planning…

Listen, Listen..

Notty is a big conman

Notty is a big opportunist

Yes, and listen actually,

our SP had once told me…

When you will leave from here, take your deportation order…

You need to leave Italy within one week…

Lady police…

Don't utter a single word..

The fault is mine..

I shouldn't have trusted a rascal like you..

I had been stupid to have fallen in love with you.. Its, it’s all my fault.

You don't deserve anyone's love..

Just get out of my life Notty… just get out…

Lie?

Yes mom..

Lies that can shatter someone's life…

Why son?

Have you lied to someone?

Yes mom..

I have lied to you…

Mom,

I am not an Inspector mom..

I have lied to all of you…

Mom,

Mom,

Mom,

I have hurt you a lot, right mom?

Tell me mom, mom

mom

Notu..

Your lie

did hurt me..

But trust me,

Your honesty is giving me even more happiness.

Today my Notu has finally grown up…

But mom,

because of this lie, no one loves me.. I don't deserve anyone's love…

No, No Notu..

If you truly love someone…

And if that person loves you too...

Then this true love is far superior than any lie..

Notu

People in love may do a lot of mistakes.

But true love is never a lie, never

I’ve done the wrong thing

I broke her heart

I am ready to accept my fault today

Laughter what I stole

I have hurt her a lot

Is it possible for me to take that back today?

Storm has come to the heart, can not cope up with it

I am still left to tell you a lot

Heart didn’t listen, he doesn’t know

How to stay away from you

Nothing is more important than you

How can I live without you?

Tell me how?

Tell me how?

Tell me how?

Wait wait Simi

Please just give me one chance to say what I come to say…

Thank you…

No Marco…please, not another note…

No no… just last one... just let me say this…

Sameera..

I am really sorry..

Please forgive me..

I know you don’t like lies…

But trust me, if I lose you for this one lie,

I would become lonely for my entire life..

Then it will prove that I don't deserve anyone's love…

Marco, who wrote this note?

It doesn’t matter who wrote this?

What matter is that, I want to start a new life with you…

Simi, please will you marry me, please?

No Marco, please, please listen to me…

Please, say yes Simi

Okay

Whatever you might be,

you aren't a liar.

And thus

I will marry you…

Oh thank you, thank you…

But I have a condition…

The marriage needs to be completed soon…

Within the next 7 days..

Yes

All the lights have gone out, the eyes are wet

I will make sure that you are in good condition

All the lights have gone out

The eyes are wet

I will make sure that you are in good condition

Heart cries and finds you

He wants to get closer to you

Day and night can't be spent without you

There is no sleep in two eyes

Heart doesn’t listen, it doesn’t know, How to stay away from you

Nothing is more important than you

How can I live without you?

Tell me how?

Tell me how?

Tell me how?

Simi,

I need to speak to you about a few things…

I know what you want to speak to me about, mom..

But trust me, I thought about what I am doing…

I am clear about what I am doing

I do not want to think anything differently

Notty, Your passport and other documents…

I don't know how your State government would punish you,

but I have written whatever was true in my report…

and I am not feeling sorry about it…

Officer

Come.

Aunty

Aunty

Aunty..

An aunty is like a mother

Have you ever thought from a mother's perspective?

I started considering you like my son from the moment you started calling me aunty

But I didn't know you would end up being like this…

No aunty, I didn’t give up.. Trust me, aunty

I wanted to tell all the truth to Sameera, you know why? Because I truly fell in love with Sameera…

I don't want to listen to all this..

All I know is if you love someone, you shouldn't lose that someone whatsoever

I have been learning this all my life

But what did you guys do?

You guys kept drifting away from each other like stubborn individuals

I wasn't being stubborn, aunty

I know everything…

You didn't need to send your message to Sameera through Marco and his note..You should have told her direct

Couldn't you? Tell me..

Tell me Notobor..Couldn't you?

You could have..

But you didn’t

You know why?

Because of your stubborness

Notobor, this dangerous stubborness had separated your SP sir and me away.

It took him 18 years to let go off it

I genuinely want to spend the remaining life with your SP

Tell me one thing honestly

Would you guys ever be able to survive without each other?

No aunty, Trust me.. I wouldn't be able to forget Sameera ever.. I would continue loving her the same way forever

But you still won't go and stand in front of her?

How would I go to her?

My flight is scheduled to depart in some time I have to return

That means you still have some time

Don't you have the slightest faith in your love?

It takes just a second to be hurt and just a second to forget it

If someone misses this second today, it's upto that person to decide when is the best time to correct the mistake

Aunty..

Go to her right away

It was you who found my daughter’s prince charming

And you have also found my husband

And now for your one mistake, I don't want to lose anything else

Aunty, aunty no aunty, trust me, I will get Sameera back… I definitely will

Sir my flight is scheduled after 2 hours… sir I promise I would be back before 2 hours are over

Please sir, let me go, please… sir please

Madam.. What are you doing?

Please save my daughter's life, Mr. Din Dayal.. Please

Okay..

Notty

Your time starts now

Thank you Sir

Hey, let’s go

We are gathered here today to witness the joining of these two love birds in an official matrimony

Mr. Marco Salvador and Miss. Sameera Basu, who is the woman of his dreams and who spend the rest of his life with her

But if there is anyone, has any objection to this marriage, please speak out

Objection has

Yes.. Objection has

This marriage can't take place

Go, everyone get out from here… hey this marriage can’t take place

Hey priest, this marriage can't take place

Lady constable, I have come here to personally apologize to you

I know I had lied a lot to you

But trust me, there are no more lies left

What is left is true love for you

Shut up

Let me marry peacefully

It doesn't look nice

Ask yourself and you will realize that even you love me a lot

No I don't.. I can't ever love a liar like you

I love Marco

You are lying now

You can't love a cartoon like him

Hey Simi, what did he say?

Look..Look..Look

See.. The cartoon doesn't even know that he is a cartoon

I know You love me Sameera.. Leave him

Stop it Notty

Enough is enough

Not anymore

It doesn’t look nice

Come with me please lady constable, come with me

Notty, just get lost

Lady Constable

Alright.. Good

Then go ahead and marry Marco

And I will witness your marriage with Marco

Notty you will leave from here right now Otherwise I will call paul

Always paul paul? Don’t threaten me by calling out paul's name everytime.

I have already spoken to Paul

I still have time

And I will leave from here after I have witnessed your marriage

If you are stubborn, then even I am stubborn

Hey, priest, Go ahead with this marriage

Yes I will sit here and witness your marriage with Marco

Let me see .. Carry on..

My Lady Constable..

What do you mean by YOUR lady constable?

You cheat.. Liar.. Stubborn

You wanted to prove this only, right?

I hate you.. I hate you

Hey, hey, do this later… first we need to catch the flight

Then after we reach Chomkaitola, in front of mom dad, our marriage will happen

Shut up

Lady Constable, Will you wear a 'Benarasi' in our marriage?

Definitely…I have already selected a saree from the shopping mall

Mall? Here in Chomkaitala?

Yes mall, Paytm mall, you can get anything from here

You will have to order from here And that will be delivered to your home

Superb lady constable! You know so much..

Noone will ever be able to spoil your 'Gutil'.

Step aside.. Keep distance

Untill you tell me the meaning of 'Gutil', don't you dare to get cozy with me

If I have to tell you the meaning of 'Gutil', I will end up spoiling our romance 'Gutil'

Very good.. Tell me the meaning of 'Gutil' right now

Do I have to?

Such stubborness!

Yes

Brother, please stop for a second

Actually the meaning of 'Gutil' is very simple.. Actually

Actually

Actually the meaning of 'Gutil' is...

Even I don’t know

Notty

I will kill you Notty

Wait

Sameera finally came back to India but Will SP Sir accept this marriage?

Simi

I missed you daddy

I missed you too daddy

Who is this? You

You are calling me daddy?

Dad, dad listens to me

Wait Simi wait

Dad

Dad

Dad

Dad

Nothing happened

Daddy, daddy what happened?

Daddy

Hands up

Finally he accepted their marriage but

Daddy, Inspector?

Yes Yes..Why not!

Yes, Notty K actually become an Inspector

And Deben Ghosh?

Had been Inspector Deben Ghosh reporting sir

This is the love story of Notty K and Hottie Simi

Everyone please bless them

We just wish that the two of them can live happily ever after

Lady constable

Don’t touch me… You think I have forgotten everything?

I haven't

Now what did I do? Don’t spoil the 'Gutil' of our Marriage now

I will..I will.

I will now spoil the 'Gutil' of our marriage

But why?

Till the day you tell me what 'Gutil' means don’t dare to touch me… and that’s final

Hey, stop, stop, stop

Hey, where is your helmet?

Sorry, sorry sorry

Show me your license

Sorry sir.. I committed a mistake

You have to pay the fine

Sir, paying a fine will spoil my 'Gutil'

Oh..Young man

Where have you been all these days?

Tell me.. tell me what "Gutil' means

Don’t you know what 'Gutil' means?

No, I don't which is why my life is very boring these days

Listen brother, I am newly married

New wife.. But still now I am stuck in my bachelorhood

Brother, please tell me what 'Gutil' means.. please

'Gutil' means..

I don't have the mood right now

Don’t do this brother.. Tell me

I won’t charge a fine against you

Now I will tell you

'Gutil' means GOODWILL

Yes, Goodwill-Goodill-'GUTIL'

It means Fame

It’s very popular in Mednipore.. Nice, isn’t it?

Young man!

Got it!

What?

I have got to know what 'Gutil' means.

Really?

'Gutil' means Goodwill

Really?

Yes

Finally you are laughing which means our life will noe be on track

Hey, wait.. They haven’t gone yet

Bye

Bye

And yes

Please don't tell anyone what 'Gutil' means after you walk out of here..

Yes.. Otherwise our 'Gutil' would spoil

Bye