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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:29,101 --> 00:02:32,490 What has man done all his life? Focussed on wealth. 2 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:35,857 Hung up only on wealth! 3 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:42,170 A clean body, a pure mind! 4 00:02:42,969 --> 00:02:44,968 Aren't those yours to keep? 5 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,036 With wealth, it's not the same. 6 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:56,027 Today you possess it, tomorrow someone else does, 7 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,788 - the day after, another one! - Chant! 8 00:03:02,277 --> 00:03:05,535 Aum! 9 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:11,123 Salutations to Lord Vasudeva! 10 00:03:27,135 --> 00:03:29,048 Has anyone come in, yet? 11 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:32,033 You are no good. 12 00:03:32,561 --> 00:03:33,687 No one, yet. 13 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:37,318 Then what are you staring at me for? Get cracking. 14 00:03:38,987 --> 00:03:41,464 - Come on! - Welcome! 15 00:03:41,746 --> 00:03:44,092 Please visit the Lord! 16 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:52,467 Get to know the Holy Gita in a gist! 17 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:58,754 Visit the Lord and learn about the Holy Gita! 18 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,772 Visitors! 19 00:04:05,142 --> 00:04:08,878 He's very well-known in the city. He only needs a chance. 20 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:11,718 I tell you, both of you complement each other. 21 00:04:12,757 --> 00:04:14,440 - Greetings, sir! - Greetings. 22 00:04:14,532 --> 00:04:16,752 He is an organiser. 23 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,470 - Lord Vishnu is the absolute Truth! - Absolutely, sir! 24 00:04:22,031 --> 00:04:24,671 - What is the deal? - Don't worry. 25 00:04:24,952 --> 00:04:26,882 You'll be rewarded, generously! 26 00:04:28,965 --> 00:04:30,577 How can he afford that? 27 00:04:30,602 --> 00:04:34,468 Sir, do you remember during the Holi festival last year... 28 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:37,882 - At Dhauli Pyau? - There was a shootout at Dhauli Pyau. 29 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,595 - You shot someone? - No. 30 00:04:42,127 --> 00:04:44,604 - This boy did. - Hello. 31 00:04:46,899 --> 00:04:49,702 I only gave orders. 32 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:51,769 Right, only orders! 33 00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:54,859 Also, the Chandi and Sons incident. 34 00:04:54,884 --> 00:04:56,714 - Sons, who? - Their son was kidnapped. 35 00:04:58,777 --> 00:05:00,471 You did that? 36 00:05:02,066 --> 00:05:03,847 - This boy. - Hello. 37 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:06,788 - Sir, I only... - Issued orders! 38 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,234 - What are your orders for me? - Sir... 39 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:14,671 It's only a small request. 40 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:19,718 Your golden words should be heard in every house. 41 00:05:20,824 --> 00:05:23,692 - Yes. - That's a delightful thought! 42 00:05:23,935 --> 00:05:27,600 He wants your discourses to be heard all over India! 43 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:31,702 - So? - Brilliant. Now, what's the catch? 44 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:32,932 What's the catch? 45 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:39,273 Actually, I must work on my image. 46 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:41,266 I'm contesting the elections. 47 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:44,396 He's eyeing the devotees! 48 00:05:44,984 --> 00:05:45,501 You're right. 49 00:05:45,526 --> 00:05:47,390 - Devotee, voters! - Show me your feet! 50 00:05:47,675 --> 00:05:49,445 - Touch his feet! - He is disconnecting the power supply! 51 00:05:49,469 --> 00:05:53,162 Quit it, or I'll break your skull! 52 00:05:54,327 --> 00:05:55,544 Shut up! 53 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,798 - He's cutting off the wires. - How dare you! 54 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:04,003 - How can you cut off the electric cable? - Why? Don't you hear him? 55 00:06:04,117 --> 00:06:07,375 He won't budge. Take the ladder off. 56 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,497 - Sir, what are you doing? - Let him scream! 57 00:06:10,522 --> 00:06:12,598 - I'll fall! - Place it here. 58 00:06:12,766 --> 00:06:15,742 - You'll get the ladder after you fix it! - I'll fall! Put it back! 59 00:06:15,767 --> 00:06:18,374 - He does it every day! - This is obstruction of official duty. 60 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:21,022 We don't want the Government that cuts off our electricity cables! 61 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,968 - Of course! - I'm going to fall! Please! 62 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:25,897 Help me! 63 00:06:28,234 --> 00:06:31,937 - What the hell! Give me the ladder! - Reconnect the cable and take it! 64 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:34,616 Pay the electricity bill first. 65 00:06:34,772 --> 00:06:36,336 Smartass! 66 00:06:36,994 --> 00:06:38,909 - Shameless man! - You'll get me into trouble! 67 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,353 Rogue! 68 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:47,870 - You're taking me for granted. - Who can take you for granted? 69 00:06:48,015 --> 00:06:50,762 - You're the District Collector's father. - Don't worry! 70 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:53,203 He'll make that grade soon. 71 00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:58,843 Bulaki, tell them, religion and politics don't mix. 72 00:06:58,868 --> 00:07:02,106 Listen! You need not worry. 73 00:07:02,325 --> 00:07:04,986 I'll find a trusted learned man, 74 00:07:05,157 --> 00:07:08,608 who actually knows the Gita and the Ramayana. This one's a moron. 75 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:11,077 - He is no good. - Cut the crap! 76 00:07:11,124 --> 00:07:12,988 Hey, take it out. 77 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:15,706 - What are you doing? - And that one too! 78 00:07:16,245 --> 00:07:18,809 - Let me keep that, at least. - Stand straight! 79 00:07:18,874 --> 00:07:21,133 You get nothing, sucker! 80 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:25,071 Don't do that! Are you mad at me? 81 00:07:25,572 --> 00:07:28,973 There's nothing to worry. Bulaki is with you! 82 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,290 Bulaki, are you a friend or an agent? 83 00:07:31,931 --> 00:07:32,931 What? 84 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:37,604 Girdharilal Sharma, had you agreed to help him, 85 00:07:37,883 --> 00:07:40,148 we'd be counting notes every day! 86 00:07:41,272 --> 00:07:44,283 - Really? - Absolutely! 87 00:07:44,387 --> 00:07:49,862 Let's learn about mercy. The quality of mercy. 88 00:07:50,385 --> 00:07:52,774 Do you know who wrote the poem? 89 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,081 Anyone else? 90 00:08:02,909 --> 00:08:05,733 What happened? All okay? 91 00:08:07,188 --> 00:08:08,530 They've cut off the electricity. 92 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:12,177 How much is it? 93 00:08:12,686 --> 00:08:15,888 - It's 4,676. - What? 94 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,636 It's 4,676. 95 00:08:20,523 --> 00:08:21,694 Why didn't you pay the bills? 96 00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:28,866 I'll speak to the head. Please leave now. 97 00:08:30,774 --> 00:08:32,007 Go! 98 00:08:38,816 --> 00:08:40,757 Live in the dark! 99 00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:43,168 Who are you telling that? 100 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:48,936 Not to you. The one whom it's meant for, is listening. 101 00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:51,780 Give me the hot water bag. 102 00:08:51,924 --> 00:08:55,327 Do you even know there's no electricity since morning? 103 00:08:55,877 --> 00:08:57,745 Or, are you like Him? 104 00:08:58,077 --> 00:09:00,600 He hasn't obliged me for what little I asked for! 105 00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:04,128 What did I ask for? 106 00:09:05,402 --> 00:09:07,012 Was it too much? 107 00:09:08,283 --> 00:09:13,553 All I wanted You to do, was share Your devotees. 108 00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:20,210 Had You sent some over, I would've kept the discourses going. 109 00:09:22,105 --> 00:09:25,975 - Let them see! We're getting married. - But we aren't married yet! 110 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:28,330 It'll happen soon! No big deal. 111 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:31,491 Careful. 112 00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:34,656 - Bye. - Listen, Radha. 113 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:37,741 One day, I'll carry you home from here. 114 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:40,925 Oh, let it be! 115 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,850 Okay! I'm coming tomorrow to finalise it! 116 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:47,804 Come on! Finalise it right away! 117 00:09:48,002 --> 00:09:50,843 - Her father might send her with you. - Get lost! 118 00:09:50,868 --> 00:09:53,272 - Sir! - Diya, come on! 119 00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:57,560 You're talking too much, windbag! Wait till I get married! 120 00:09:57,705 --> 00:09:59,386 You're turning into a blabbermouth! 121 00:09:59,411 --> 00:10:04,406 You have millions of devotees! Why don't You give me some? 122 00:10:04,893 --> 00:10:08,874 It's been 25 years, but You couldn't do that! 123 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,022 Sister is here! We'll have tea! 124 00:10:11,047 --> 00:10:12,654 Take this along. 125 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:15,072 My dear, give me the hot water bag. 126 00:10:15,154 --> 00:10:17,099 - Didn't father give it to you? - No, dear! 127 00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:20,961 Girdhari has taken God to court! 128 00:10:21,165 --> 00:10:24,381 Hear that? I have only one appeal to make. 129 00:10:24,507 --> 00:10:26,163 Help me start a monastery. 130 00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,663 I'll take you to the Bengali doctor. 131 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:33,132 No way! That doc won't touch me! 132 00:10:33,595 --> 00:10:37,233 - Why not? - His payments are pending. 133 00:10:38,197 --> 00:10:41,257 We've never paid him. He asks me about it every day. 134 00:10:41,484 --> 00:10:44,897 - See? - I'll get the hot water bag. 135 00:10:45,135 --> 00:10:46,968 Get it soon, dear. 136 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,936 I'll take your leave. 137 00:10:49,101 --> 00:10:51,264 - Where are you going? - I'm going to bed. 138 00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:53,199 Massage my feet. 139 00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:56,764 How are you feeling now? 140 00:10:56,811 --> 00:10:59,158 - What? - Your health? 141 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,635 - He is asking about your health. - Health! 142 00:11:02,588 --> 00:11:04,587 - He's asking about health. - You look fit and fine! 143 00:11:04,611 --> 00:11:07,874 Gosh, he's asking about your health! 144 00:11:08,078 --> 00:11:12,381 Mine? By the grace of God, I'm okay! 145 00:11:12,569 --> 00:11:17,288 - Good! - And that one, sitting there... 146 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,060 Don't worry. 147 00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:26,875 Have some sweets. I've got them especially for you. 148 00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:28,861 Don't be so hasty. 149 00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:33,100 It's the last time, I'm visiting you. 150 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:36,505 The 21st of this month is a very auspicious day. 151 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:41,905 This time, the wedding will surely take place on the 21st. 152 00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:43,153 Praise God! 153 00:11:44,218 --> 00:11:45,297 The 21st? 154 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,439 I haven't had breakfast yet. I'll faint if you insist on the date. 155 00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:54,598 I'd say, Gopal, get a pair of garlands. 156 00:11:54,822 --> 00:11:57,327 Exchange them and the marriage is done. 157 00:11:57,395 --> 00:12:01,882 If it was only about exchanging garlands, it wouldn't have taken so long. 158 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:04,179 - Give it to me. - What is it? 159 00:12:05,128 --> 00:12:07,089 Here's the first card. 160 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:10,538 - The 2nd of February. - Gopal weds Radha. 161 00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:13,700 The second card. 162 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:16,276 - The 25th of August. - Gopal weds Radha. 163 00:12:17,305 --> 00:12:18,968 The third card. 164 00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:22,821 - The third card! - 2nd of March. 165 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:26,252 Gopal weds Radha. And this one! 166 00:12:26,635 --> 00:12:30,127 6th of December. Gopal weds Radha again. 167 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:33,413 You'll destroy their lives! 168 00:12:33,508 --> 00:12:37,277 We've been printing cards for the last two years. 169 00:12:37,852 --> 00:12:42,109 You tell me. Who owns the shop at Holi Gate 170 00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:45,750 that sells the best asafoetida in town? 171 00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:49,212 Nandlal Jhol's only son-in-law! 172 00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:52,345 And, this is Nandlal Jhol's only grandson. 173 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,979 - We're talking about you! - Exactly! 174 00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,416 Are we even cashing on the fact that he's our only son? 175 00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:00,842 We receive at least ten proposals a day! 176 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:04,674 Sometimes 10, sometimes 9. 177 00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:06,896 But, we do receive them! 178 00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:11,014 We don't believe in showing off. 179 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,067 Get it? You want to hold the ceremony at a farmhouse? 180 00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:15,538 At least 900 people will attend. 181 00:13:16,197 --> 00:13:18,452 We can't afford to spend that much right now. 182 00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:21,227 Good Lord! Listen, sir. 183 00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:27,534 If you can't afford to feed at least 200 people, just refuse it, seriously! 184 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:31,031 - Oh no! - Chop off the snake's head! 185 00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:33,469 She's a very homely girl, mom. Very hard-working. 186 00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:36,010 She is working hard in her home! 187 00:13:36,205 --> 00:13:39,230 - When will she work at ours? - After the 21st! 188 00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:43,507 - The wedding will happen on the 21st. - 21st of this month? 189 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,258 - The 21st! - The 21st of this month? 190 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,578 Right! The 21st of this month! 191 00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:51,931 - Very well! Praise God! - Praise God! 192 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,193 Eighteen days left. 193 00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:00,508 The 21st! 194 00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:03,416 Are you listening? Or, have you gone temporarily deaf? 195 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:09,198 Why are you harping on that? 196 00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:11,138 Do you have the money? 197 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,310 Hoarded, under your pillow? 198 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:18,420 - 21st, my foot! - How I wish you were talented! 199 00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:21,707 We'd have a house full of money! 200 00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:25,777 - Should I play the District Collector? - You can't be a scrap collector, dammit! 201 00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:28,230 Be a lector! 202 00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:32,172 - A lector! - Don't try to beat me! 203 00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:34,842 Why shouldn't I beat you? 204 00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:39,533 Be a lector! Truckloads of listeners will come! 205 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:42,538 Loads of people under tents! They'll bring sweets along! 206 00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:45,483 Confectioners will come for the discourse! The world will be at your feet! 207 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,319 Radha, make it quick! I'm about to get whacked! 208 00:14:48,665 --> 00:14:51,069 - She's the one who saves you! - There you go again! 209 00:14:51,546 --> 00:14:53,315 - You tell him. - Quiet! 210 00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:56,749 - Lie down! - Why? 211 00:14:56,903 --> 00:14:58,859 Lie down, quick. 212 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,380 - How can I lie down, Radha? - Please lie down, grandpa. 213 00:15:02,405 --> 00:15:05,454 - I don't feel like it! - You'll be fine. Lie down. 214 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:08,460 - Quick! - My bones are creaking! 215 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:12,759 - Hot water compression. You'll feel better. - All right. 216 00:15:22,936 --> 00:15:25,142 Don't take a wrong step, to meet the target of the 21st. 217 00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:31,531 Don't you think it's weird? Your father is useless! 218 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:33,821 Have I ever complained? 219 00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:38,697 Will you support me? 220 00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:41,437 Always! 221 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,714 My father and I. 222 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,916 There's drinking water over here. 223 00:16:01,117 --> 00:16:03,589 The Brij Committee's account has only 500 bucks to boot. 224 00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:06,438 No one believes in religion and charity anymore! 225 00:16:07,044 --> 00:16:10,810 It's only you and I who care for tradition! 226 00:16:11,864 --> 00:16:14,350 No one bothers to donate money! 227 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,697 Am I asking for too much? 228 00:16:17,849 --> 00:16:21,181 - I'm only asking you what I deserve. - I can't give you cash. 229 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,768 If you're willing to share the offerings, you can be a lector. 230 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,094 You take the offerings in kind, while I keep the cash. 231 00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:31,100 - I mean, the committee keeps the cash. - Mr. Yadav! 232 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:35,246 Who will make generous offerings to a newbie lector? 233 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,898 Offerings, eh? You can keep the offerings. 234 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,335 My charges will be fixed. 235 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:45,636 You get to keep the coconuts as well as cash. 236 00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:47,944 Cloth offerings, you can sell! 237 00:16:48,649 --> 00:16:51,126 - Keep the offerings, my foot! - Sir! 238 00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:53,438 Please listen to me, sir! 239 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:57,644 - You lose temper over little things! - Careful! 240 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:03,937 Will you have some tea? Lemon juice? 241 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,538 Get a glass of lemon juice! 242 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,564 - Sir! - Let me go! 243 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:14,119 A lector! Plenty of competition in the field! 244 00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:17,600 There's a lector in every other house in town. 245 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,257 There are millions of them in the market. 246 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:23,187 The committee members talk about paying in meals. 247 00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:28,414 Meals, eh? Am I starving? 248 00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:33,430 So says the father of the future Collector, deservingly! 249 00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:40,230 Girdhari, give up the idea of becoming a lector. 250 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:47,091 - Don't advise me. - I won't give a loan over an existing one. 251 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:53,261 I'll give you 20,000 for your daughter's wedding. That's all. 252 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,131 I'm facing tough times. 253 00:17:57,634 --> 00:17:59,850 I wouldn't be listening to a lecture otherwise. 254 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:05,233 True that. The Collector's father, after all. 255 00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:17,491 - The curd tastes sour. - I forgot to refrigerate it. 256 00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:26,175 You're coming home late these days. 257 00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:31,097 I've started teaching a new batch of students. 258 00:18:33,318 --> 00:18:34,780 How many students? 259 00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:44,657 - How much do you want? - I need to buy sweets for your uncle. 260 00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:46,741 Here you are. 261 00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:56,124 - Want more? - This should suffice. 262 00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:58,407 You better visit him. 263 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:05,796 I have made some khichdi. Have it later. 264 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,686 - Okay? - Thank you. 265 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,280 I'm off. 266 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,865 - Anyone home? - Welcome, brother. 267 00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:30,650 - Greetings. - Bindiya? Where is everyone? 268 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,288 - Everyone's out. - I see! 269 00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:35,564 - Take a seat. - You're home alone. 270 00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:37,750 - Yes. - Take this. 271 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,653 - What are the sweets for? - It's for the children. 272 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:48,298 - For the children! - Father has decided 273 00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:52,474 to get Radha married on the 21st of this month. 274 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:55,159 - I see. - All of you must attend. 275 00:19:55,848 --> 00:19:58,169 - The 21st of this month? - That's right. 276 00:20:01,095 --> 00:20:03,173 You've been fixing her wedding every year. 277 00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:06,148 This year, it's final. 278 00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:10,361 - Are you sure? - Sure! Just come over. 279 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:15,581 - We will! You have invited us. - I consider it a duty. 280 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,735 You're here to ask for money. 281 00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:20,299 I'm not asking for money. 282 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,487 I want to sell this house and take my share. 283 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:33,305 Brother, I've told you scores of times! We're not selling this house! 284 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:35,886 Never! 285 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,335 - I'm selling it... - As for your share, you can stay here. 286 00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:43,639 - You can't sell this house! - Why are you yelling? 287 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,648 I'm selling it to you, not to others. 288 00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:48,179 - Me? - Yes. 289 00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:51,204 How much do you want? 290 00:20:51,498 --> 00:20:53,953 - Distress sale. 1 million. - A million? 291 00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:56,342 - Of course! - For this dilapidated structure? 292 00:20:56,769 --> 00:21:01,583 Not more than half a million. If you agree, take 20,000 now. 293 00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:04,841 Why are you undervaluing your own house? 294 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,026 I met Ranbir Chaudhary. He's offering 2 million. 295 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:13,384 Ranbir Chaudhary may give 2 million or more. I just don't care! 296 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,712 Dare anyone try to buy it! 297 00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:17,687 I'll kill him! 298 00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:47,691 Dare anyone try to buy it! I'll kill him! 299 00:21:48,358 --> 00:21:51,442 This time, the wedding will surely take place on the 21st! 300 00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:54,178 The wedding will take place on the 21st. 301 00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:29,326 Bus for Badaun to Bareilly. 302 00:22:29,702 --> 00:22:34,225 Darling, if he was working somewhere, or owned a grocery store, 303 00:22:34,446 --> 00:22:36,588 he'd be earning some money. And we'd be married. 304 00:22:36,874 --> 00:22:39,593 - We'd have children by now! - Brother-in-law! 305 00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:42,103 Hey! 306 00:22:42,705 --> 00:22:46,111 Wow! I can tell, a Collector's approaching! 307 00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:47,771 - How are you, brother-in-law? - Great! 308 00:22:48,137 --> 00:22:50,476 You're beaming with confidence! The mark of a great man! 309 00:22:50,524 --> 00:22:54,358 - The redness is because of the sun. - You're glowing too! 310 00:22:54,383 --> 00:22:56,121 Wipe the stain off your lip. 311 00:22:57,030 --> 00:23:00,546 We'll pick up the stock of asafoetida and then head home. 312 00:23:05,335 --> 00:23:09,325 - When is the result going to be out? - Very soon. 313 00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:11,821 Government affairs take time. It'll be out soon. 314 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,738 - Are you sure? - Yes. 315 00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:16,706 When have you fixed the wedding? 316 00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,898 The 21st! 317 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:26,889 The 21st! What about shopping expenses? 318 00:23:27,024 --> 00:23:28,796 Have you arranged the money? 319 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,474 How can I? You will organise the money. 320 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,004 It's your responsibility too. You'll do it. 321 00:23:37,289 --> 00:23:41,228 You won't do anything! Your son will take care of everything! 322 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,695 Hear that? 323 00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:48,104 He's been harping about the date as if he's due for a civilian award. The 21st! 324 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,803 Father, will you calm down? 325 00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:53,241 He's come back after so long. Can't he have dinner peacefully? 326 00:23:54,092 --> 00:23:55,944 So much for his ridiculous questions. 327 00:23:56,899 --> 00:24:00,093 - I've made your favourite khichdi. Eat. - I'm having it. 328 00:24:28,289 --> 00:24:29,343 Here. 329 00:24:30,815 --> 00:24:32,249 Sir. 330 00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:37,936 - No accompaniment? - No. 331 00:24:42,726 --> 00:24:43,889 Super. 332 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,940 Take it. 333 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:55,382 What is it? 334 00:24:56,443 --> 00:24:57,991 Salt. My country's. 335 00:24:58,752 --> 00:25:01,185 Try it. It's exhilarating! 336 00:25:01,392 --> 00:25:03,655 Cardamom flavour! 337 00:25:11,059 --> 00:25:12,707 God is good! 338 00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:18,043 My younger brother 339 00:25:19,715 --> 00:25:21,064 is making a fuss. 340 00:25:22,368 --> 00:25:25,625 - What? - He won't let me sell the house. 341 00:25:26,126 --> 00:25:28,737 I wanted to raise money for Radha's wedding. 342 00:25:30,539 --> 00:25:33,777 I won't be able to make it grand as per Gopal's parents' expectations. 343 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:39,644 We live out of Radha's earnings. How do we feed so many guests? 344 00:25:41,261 --> 00:25:43,152 I'm screwed, Bulaki! 345 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,133 Sir? 346 00:25:55,516 --> 00:25:57,308 - May I say something? - What is it? 347 00:25:58,921 --> 00:26:01,613 - Kill two birds with a stone. - Set up a liquor factory? 348 00:26:01,646 --> 00:26:03,731 - Oh no! - Then? 349 00:26:05,409 --> 00:26:09,660 Get your son, Banwari, married first. 350 00:26:12,036 --> 00:26:14,933 You will get a good amount in dowry. 351 00:26:15,881 --> 00:26:18,436 Use that money to marry off Radha. 352 00:26:18,641 --> 00:26:23,668 Consider that your son is already a Collector. 353 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:26,676 He'll fetch a good price. 354 00:26:28,309 --> 00:26:32,143 Marry your daughter off with that money. 355 00:26:32,263 --> 00:26:36,699 That's not possible, Bulaki. Who will marry that wastrel? 356 00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:39,204 - Not possible. - Trust me. 357 00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:42,404 Meet me tomorrow. 358 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,720 - Get a photograph of him. - For what? 359 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,369 - Your son is very handsome. - Absolutely! 360 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:55,820 - What about his education? - He can teach the whole world! 361 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,856 He's a Collector! 362 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,084 As good as an insurance for the girl and her family. 363 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:03,948 Which batch is he from? 364 00:27:04,387 --> 00:27:07,832 He has just appeared for the exams. 365 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:11,326 Just appeared? So, he's jobless. 366 00:27:12,434 --> 00:27:13,755 No problem. 367 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:18,021 Take a look at Ritu. 368 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:21,894 Matriculate. Her father is a peon. 369 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,848 He's retired. They'd make a nice couple. 370 00:27:25,873 --> 00:27:29,886 What are you saying? Show us some affluent ones. 371 00:27:29,918 --> 00:27:33,133 No problem. Take a look. 372 00:27:33,192 --> 00:27:34,043 Who is she? 373 00:27:34,098 --> 00:27:37,106 - She's Kalavati. Bachelor of Arts. - Nice. 374 00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:41,000 - They are aristocrats from Raya. - That's like it! 375 00:27:41,956 --> 00:27:45,512 But, her father passed away last year. 376 00:27:45,587 --> 00:27:50,264 - No problem. - Her uncle usurped their property. 377 00:27:51,130 --> 00:27:53,058 However, the girl is convent educated. 378 00:27:54,015 --> 00:27:57,057 She speaks mind-blowing English! Shall I speak to them? 379 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:01,651 What are you saying? You're suggesting poor matches! 380 00:28:02,108 --> 00:28:07,075 Show us a family that makes money from all quarters. 381 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,560 - Why are you showing these? - If you're looking for a girl 382 00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:14,398 from the house of the Tatas or Birlas for your jobless son, then forgive me! 383 00:28:14,513 --> 00:28:17,045 Okay. 384 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:20,707 - Let's go. - What happened? 385 00:28:21,329 --> 00:28:22,565 What happened, sir? 386 00:28:23,488 --> 00:28:26,399 Well, your general knowledge is weak. 387 00:28:26,437 --> 00:28:29,386 Tatas don't have a daughter. Don't fool us. 388 00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:33,268 If they had a daughter, we'd approach them. Let's go, sir. 389 00:28:33,352 --> 00:28:35,617 He's Banwari, the District Collector. 390 00:28:36,653 --> 00:28:39,981 He's a sure support for your daughter and your family. 391 00:28:40,246 --> 00:28:43,071 Hello. I'm Banwarilal Sharma. My father is Girdharilal Sharma. 392 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,928 Grandfather, Bansilal Sharma. 5ft 10in. tall, Ancestral Origin, Kashyap. 393 00:28:45,952 --> 00:28:48,924 Favourite temple, Banke Bihari. And I'm a graduate in Social Science. 394 00:28:48,949 --> 00:28:51,194 This is Mr Madhav, an expat. I had... 395 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:53,220 - Hi! - This is Ganga. 396 00:28:56,146 --> 00:28:59,022 - She's loaded! - You said, she's an expat. 397 00:28:59,191 --> 00:29:01,705 Right. Kenya. 398 00:29:01,786 --> 00:29:03,696 So, tell me. Where are you posted? 399 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:04,900 - Raebareli. - Muradabad. 400 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:09,049 Dad, I think we have to go to the office. 401 00:29:11,773 --> 00:29:14,126 - Ganga, call the police. - Mr Madhav! 402 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:18,124 I can give it to you in writing, 403 00:29:18,581 --> 00:29:22,295 this boy is soon going to be a Collector! That's a given. 404 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,405 He'll become a Collector once he lands in the lock-up. 405 00:29:27,779 --> 00:29:28,786 What a fraud! 406 00:29:29,543 --> 00:29:31,617 Is this why you were missing your son? 407 00:29:32,932 --> 00:29:34,998 He just took me along and sat me up with her! 408 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,698 I don't mean to insult, but she was as black as pitch! 409 00:29:39,932 --> 00:29:43,033 You are lucky, he didn't find a monkey for you! 410 00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:48,555 - Your father is a wise man, indeed! - Why bother about the complexion? 411 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:50,454 Lord Krishna is also dark. 412 00:29:53,481 --> 00:29:56,801 Father, it's not about the complexion. It's about his future. 413 00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:00,642 Just to marry me off, why are you forcing him to get married? 414 00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:03,168 Tell me something. 415 00:30:05,447 --> 00:30:07,316 Do I have any other option? 416 00:30:09,030 --> 00:30:13,342 If there's no option, I don't want to get married. 417 00:30:15,012 --> 00:30:16,433 Tell them it's not possible. 418 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,655 - Tell them! - No. 419 00:30:21,482 --> 00:30:23,659 - Listen, Radha! - Radha! 420 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,348 Radha! 421 00:30:26,465 --> 00:30:27,465 Radha! 422 00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:30,263 Did You see that? 423 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,349 You were lost in darkness for two days! 424 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,512 It is her money that lit up Your room. 425 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:44,369 My daughter's been in the darkness for two years, but You don't see it, do You? 426 00:30:48,499 --> 00:30:51,965 Justice is never denied in Your Court! Oh, how wrong is that notion! 427 00:30:52,078 --> 00:30:54,746 You have always denied me! Always! 428 00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:05,698 Vented out your frustration on Him? 429 00:31:07,429 --> 00:31:08,539 Or, is there anymore left? 430 00:31:10,338 --> 00:31:13,977 Is it only my responsibility to get you married? 431 00:31:14,316 --> 00:31:16,469 He's my son! 432 00:31:17,457 --> 00:31:18,891 Isn't he also responsible? 433 00:31:19,884 --> 00:31:22,668 If he marries as per my wishes, we'll have enough money. 434 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:23,925 Money is all we need. 435 00:31:24,811 --> 00:31:28,824 He gets married, gets a wife, he studies further, or does what he likes! 436 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:33,160 Once you've left, who'll take care of your grandfather? 437 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:38,613 Should I take care of him, myself and the temple? 438 00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:40,206 - It'll kill me soon. - Father! 439 00:31:40,647 --> 00:31:43,508 - Do you want me to die? - Why are you saying that, father? 440 00:31:44,926 --> 00:31:46,766 The deadline of the 21st has left me shattered! 441 00:31:50,128 --> 00:31:52,007 I'm completely shattered! 442 00:31:52,461 --> 00:31:55,025 I'm so scared of receiving your groom! 443 00:32:00,465 --> 00:32:03,363 - These are my daughters. That's Leena. - Hello. 444 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,140 - The other one's Sheela. - Hi! 445 00:32:05,312 --> 00:32:06,860 They look like mermaids. 446 00:32:07,814 --> 00:32:10,346 You can choose any one you like. 447 00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:11,873 What! 448 00:32:13,629 --> 00:32:16,397 - I mean, the boy can choose. - Right! 449 00:32:17,608 --> 00:32:21,215 So, Mr Collector! Which one do you like? 450 00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:24,534 - Or both? - Son, you're a Collector. 451 00:32:24,970 --> 00:32:27,814 We are not poor either. 452 00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:29,672 We are also rich. 453 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,596 And, both my daughters 454 00:32:33,948 --> 00:32:37,081 - work magic with their hands. - What do they do with their hands? 455 00:32:38,107 --> 00:32:41,658 They run a massage parlour. 456 00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:52,404 Beauty parlour would've sounded less intimidating! 457 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,612 - Sir! - Let's go home! 458 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:58,836 They were not worth it! I'm glad it didn't click. 459 00:32:58,998 --> 00:33:02,590 Is that what we are worth? My son should marry a masseuse! 460 00:33:04,118 --> 00:33:06,719 No need to lose it. Find a princess if you can. 461 00:33:06,856 --> 00:33:08,013 We will! 462 00:33:09,652 --> 00:33:13,190 Stop showing us girls. Just pass on information about their families. 463 00:33:14,467 --> 00:33:18,058 Well, I don't have a database. 464 00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:21,886 Go to the riverbank early morning. A lot of rich people visit at that time. 465 00:33:22,121 --> 00:33:26,005 They come from Gujarat, Punjab, Bengal and Kerala. Take your pick! 466 00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:30,028 - That'll be perfect! - Say bye to your uncle. 467 00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:35,980 Take some baloons. 468 00:33:56,489 --> 00:33:58,867 "The worthless man sets out" 469 00:34:00,003 --> 00:34:03,522 "putting his son up for sale!" 470 00:34:04,158 --> 00:34:07,027 "He desires a daughter-in-law," 471 00:34:07,411 --> 00:34:11,465 "whose father is filthy rich!" 472 00:34:19,332 --> 00:34:23,025 "He wants a quick wedding, with someone of status!" 473 00:34:23,189 --> 00:34:26,840 "He wants a quick wedding, with someone of status!" 474 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:30,660 "A quick wedding, with someone who can afford cash!" 475 00:34:30,685 --> 00:34:34,204 "The son is jobless!" 476 00:34:34,529 --> 00:34:38,379 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 477 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:42,181 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 478 00:34:42,485 --> 00:34:46,013 "Is he asking for too much?" 479 00:34:46,093 --> 00:34:49,873 "Is he asking for too much?" 480 00:34:49,906 --> 00:34:53,723 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 481 00:34:53,972 --> 00:34:57,785 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 482 00:35:09,093 --> 00:35:12,569 DOWRY SEEKERS, LAY OFF! 483 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:16,766 "They almost found a match, but they were exposed!" 484 00:35:16,976 --> 00:35:21,014 "The girl's family quickly sensed, they were out there for the loot!" 485 00:35:24,429 --> 00:35:28,165 "They almost found a match, but they were exposed!" 486 00:35:28,514 --> 00:35:32,304 "The girl's family quickly sensed, they were out there for the loot!" 487 00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:36,046 "The poor suitor and his father had to run for their lives!" 488 00:35:36,238 --> 00:35:39,452 "The son is jobless!" 489 00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:43,843 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 490 00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:47,685 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 491 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:03,041 "My job was regarded highly!" 492 00:36:03,124 --> 00:36:07,073 "The arrangement was fine with a free massage at home!" 493 00:36:10,776 --> 00:36:14,582 "My job was regarded highly!" 494 00:36:14,628 --> 00:36:18,220 "The arrangement was fine with a free massage at home!" 495 00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:22,156 "I saved my honour just in time and that was a happy ending!" 496 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,492 "My son is jobless!" 497 00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:29,923 "My son is jobless, yet for him we seek a bombshell!" 498 00:36:29,984 --> 00:36:33,513 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 499 00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:37,331 "Give us what you can, we don't ask for too much!" 500 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,135 "Give us what you can, we don't ask for too much!" 501 00:36:41,529 --> 00:36:45,329 "My son is jobless, yet for him we seek a bombshell!" 502 00:36:45,354 --> 00:36:48,940 "The son is jobless, yet he seeks a bombshell!" 503 00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:52,718 "My son is jobless, yet for him we seek a bombshell!" 504 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,550 "My son is jobless, yet for him we seek a bombshell!" 505 00:36:56,620 --> 00:37:04,620 "My son is jobless, yet for him we seek a bombshell!" 506 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,909 - Did you get through? - Hello? 507 00:37:15,057 --> 00:37:16,751 - Hello. - Hello. 508 00:37:17,718 --> 00:37:19,455 - Hello? - Hello, who is it? 509 00:37:19,515 --> 00:37:23,373 - Who are you? - I'm Girdhari. G.L Sharma. 510 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:27,361 - Who is G.L Sharma? - I'm a religious scholar from Mathura. 511 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:30,796 Who cares! We're not organising a religious discourse. 512 00:37:31,017 --> 00:37:33,290 - Hang up! - Let me speak! 513 00:37:33,986 --> 00:37:35,958 - Hello? - I wonder why they call! 514 00:37:36,552 --> 00:37:38,348 - Hello! - What happened? 515 00:37:38,669 --> 00:37:40,537 Why can't you just shut up? 516 00:37:41,837 --> 00:37:44,114 Just wouldn't let me talk! 517 00:37:47,687 --> 00:37:49,643 - You got a call? - It's from Kolkata! 518 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:51,493 Good! Answer it! 519 00:37:53,901 --> 00:37:56,960 - Hello? - Hello. I'm Indrani. 520 00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,230 I got a missed call from this number. 521 00:37:59,255 --> 00:38:02,779 You placed an advertisement in matrimonial classifieds. 522 00:38:03,124 --> 00:38:07,531 Well, we have a match for you. - INDRANI: Good! How are you related to the boy? 523 00:38:08,564 --> 00:38:11,126 What do you mean? I'm his father. 524 00:38:11,738 --> 00:38:13,481 Please come over to Kolkata. 525 00:38:13,956 --> 00:38:17,048 Why don't you come over to Mathura? 526 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:19,815 Is there a decent place where I can stay in Mathura? 527 00:38:19,953 --> 00:38:22,712 - You have a home! - Our home! 528 00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:27,054 - Your home? - If you don't like it... 529 00:38:27,398 --> 00:38:30,835 Okay. I'll call you back. 530 00:38:33,851 --> 00:38:36,866 You find God in the most unexpected places! 531 00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:40,948 Welcome! Please visit the Lord! 532 00:38:41,082 --> 00:38:44,514 Welcome! Please visit the Lord! 533 00:38:44,612 --> 00:38:48,665 Get to know the Holy Gita in a gist! Please visit the Lord! 534 00:38:48,921 --> 00:38:50,292 - Bye. - Welcome! 535 00:38:50,317 --> 00:38:52,138 A packet of biscuits, please. 536 00:38:53,211 --> 00:38:55,750 - This one? - Yes. The other one too. 537 00:38:55,851 --> 00:38:58,178 - What else? - Which of the sweets are fresh? 538 00:38:58,203 --> 00:38:59,878 - These are fresh. - Were they made today? 539 00:38:59,913 --> 00:39:01,254 - Yes. - Give me half a kilo. 540 00:39:01,429 --> 00:39:03,254 Give me the sweet box, Govind. 541 00:39:04,767 --> 00:39:08,026 - Pack five pieces of Rasmalai too. - No! Not Rasmalai! 542 00:39:08,231 --> 00:39:09,908 We'll take it. Just pack them. 543 00:39:10,226 --> 00:39:12,004 - Why do you want Rasmalai? - I want it! 544 00:39:12,034 --> 00:39:13,424 - Why? - I'll tell you later. 545 00:39:13,488 --> 00:39:15,269 - No! - I want it! 546 00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:18,613 - You are too much! - No. What are you doing? 547 00:39:18,638 --> 00:39:19,941 Try it. 548 00:39:20,456 --> 00:39:22,437 Stop staring. Weigh the sweets. 549 00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:25,389 I was waiting in the lane. Diya told me you're in the market. 550 00:39:25,456 --> 00:39:27,139 - You went home? - Yes! 551 00:39:28,326 --> 00:39:29,360 How much would that be? 552 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:31,689 It's 250, ma'am. 553 00:39:32,651 --> 00:39:34,827 Let it be. You haven't got your salary yet. 554 00:39:35,253 --> 00:39:37,208 You know everything about me! 555 00:39:37,372 --> 00:39:39,761 Who else would I bother to know about? 556 00:39:40,056 --> 00:39:41,135 Here you are. 557 00:39:43,927 --> 00:39:45,274 Your sweets. 558 00:39:47,799 --> 00:39:50,704 Sir, they're here! The guests are here! 559 00:39:50,729 --> 00:39:53,986 Good Lord, support me! I'm ready to meet them. 560 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,908 - You need not have done that! - Welcome! 561 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:03,072 Thank you for the warm welcome. 562 00:40:03,703 --> 00:40:05,141 I don't see ma'am. Where is she? 563 00:40:05,675 --> 00:40:07,022 - She couldn't come. - Why? 564 00:40:07,814 --> 00:40:09,472 She is expecting. 565 00:40:11,562 --> 00:40:13,415 The mother is expecting! 566 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:16,465 Where's my room? 567 00:40:16,691 --> 00:40:18,214 - What? - My room? 568 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:20,361 What room? This is my home. 569 00:40:20,945 --> 00:40:25,999 I had booked a month ago. Jamuna Lodge. 570 00:40:27,136 --> 00:40:29,569 Diya, what have you done? 571 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,869 You picked up the wrong one. 572 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:36,767 Sorry. This is my home. Jamuna Lodge is 3 kms from here. 573 00:40:37,164 --> 00:40:39,518 Then, you take a bus for the next 16 kms. 574 00:40:39,783 --> 00:40:41,695 Why didn't you tell me that earlier? 575 00:40:41,761 --> 00:40:43,903 You should've asked earlier! 576 00:40:44,299 --> 00:40:47,154 Shut up! Wasted my time! 577 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,560 Good Lord! Testing times! 578 00:40:57,733 --> 00:40:58,887 Please help me out! 579 00:41:26,261 --> 00:41:29,080 Sir, they're here! 580 00:41:29,214 --> 00:41:30,472 Who is here? 581 00:41:31,424 --> 00:41:32,424 Indrani! 582 00:41:33,503 --> 00:41:35,391 - From Kolkata? - Right. 583 00:41:36,602 --> 00:41:40,908 There you are! Please come in! 584 00:41:41,085 --> 00:41:42,229 Come in! 585 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,551 - Hello! - Hello. 586 00:41:45,982 --> 00:41:47,910 - Welcome. - Thank you! 587 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:51,919 You're from Kolkata, right? Mathura is glad to receive you! 588 00:41:52,034 --> 00:41:53,728 - Wonderful! - Thank you! 589 00:41:54,037 --> 00:41:55,556 My daughter Pankhuri. 590 00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,866 Very good! God bless! 591 00:41:59,135 --> 00:42:00,656 May you prosper. 592 00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:06,028 This is a very beautiful temple. Where's your home? 593 00:42:06,277 --> 00:42:10,213 The temple is where we live with God. 594 00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:16,651 There's no electricity. 595 00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:22,277 In Mathura, the river Jamuna is contaminated. 596 00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:27,553 The Electricity Board and the Municipal Corporation are dysfunctional. 597 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:31,215 - There! My daughter, Radha! - Very nice! 598 00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:32,996 - Hello. - She's so beautiful! 599 00:42:33,161 --> 00:42:35,350 - Thank you. - Isn't she beautiful? 600 00:42:35,405 --> 00:42:37,100 - Sit down, dear. - Yes. 601 00:42:38,007 --> 00:42:40,976 Sit. Please sit. What do you do, my dear? 602 00:42:41,383 --> 00:42:44,380 - I'm a teacher. - Teacher, wow! 603 00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:48,265 - Hear that? - She studied at the secondary school here. 604 00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:49,407 - Is it? - Yes! 605 00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:52,621 She makes lovely Kheer every Thursday. 606 00:42:54,369 --> 00:42:57,275 - Even my daughter cooks very well. - Is it? 607 00:42:57,300 --> 00:43:01,043 - She always liked embroidery, knitting... - Father! 608 00:43:01,068 --> 00:43:04,371 - He always praises me! - I hear, we have guests from Kolkata. 609 00:43:05,801 --> 00:43:07,973 Why did he come here so early in the morning? 610 00:43:11,198 --> 00:43:13,688 Famous sweets from Mathura's famous sweet shop. 611 00:43:13,946 --> 00:43:15,873 Made to perfection! 612 00:43:16,018 --> 00:43:17,538 Have some! 613 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:24,333 I'll serve it on a plate. Come on. 614 00:43:25,675 --> 00:43:30,091 - Who is he? - The boys in the neighbourhood walk in! 615 00:43:30,849 --> 00:43:32,704 - That's common in Mathura. - See that! 616 00:43:32,729 --> 00:43:36,366 In Kolkata, we barely know, who lives in the house next door! 617 00:43:36,422 --> 00:43:38,200 - Isn't it? - Right! 618 00:43:38,725 --> 00:43:42,170 - What? - In Kolkata, no one's bothered! 619 00:43:42,564 --> 00:43:46,228 In Mathura, anyone just walks into the house at any time. 620 00:43:46,253 --> 00:43:48,365 The entire neighbourhood is family. 621 00:43:48,390 --> 00:43:52,081 Hail to Lord Rama! 622 00:43:52,283 --> 00:43:54,716 Hail to Lord Krishna! 623 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:59,128 Hail to Lord Krishna! 624 00:43:59,308 --> 00:44:03,262 - This is a temple. - Right. Mathura is the abode of God. 625 00:44:03,598 --> 00:44:05,379 There he is! 626 00:44:05,796 --> 00:44:08,186 - That's my son. - I see! 627 00:44:08,505 --> 00:44:10,958 - She's Indrani. - Come, sit down. 628 00:44:11,131 --> 00:44:13,347 - Hey! Scram! - Please sit! 629 00:44:13,502 --> 00:44:15,584 - Is your shop closed today? - Sit down. 630 00:44:17,566 --> 00:44:20,051 - Your name...? - Banwarilal Sharma. Father, Girdharilal. 631 00:44:20,076 --> 00:44:22,876 Grandfather, Bansilal Sharma. 5ft 10 inches, Ancestral origin, Kashyap. 632 00:44:22,986 --> 00:44:25,857 - A Bachelor of Social Science. - What do you do? 633 00:44:28,556 --> 00:44:31,336 - Speak up, Banwari. - What do you do, son? 634 00:44:31,361 --> 00:44:33,794 I do my parents' bidding, you see. 635 00:44:35,956 --> 00:44:37,998 The stupid neighbourhood chap! 636 00:44:39,770 --> 00:44:40,917 He's funny! 637 00:44:41,778 --> 00:44:42,967 So is she! 638 00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:45,927 Ok. 639 00:44:46,063 --> 00:44:49,699 - Come, let's meet my grandfather. - Yes, please. 640 00:44:51,867 --> 00:44:54,701 - Go! - You stay here! 641 00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,158 - Meet the grandfather. - Please go along. 642 00:44:57,283 --> 00:44:58,717 - No, thank you. - You stay here! 643 00:44:58,815 --> 00:45:01,851 Sit there and fan her. Diya, stay put. 644 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:03,574 Grandpa. 645 00:45:04,985 --> 00:45:07,592 - Grandpa? - Yes. 646 00:45:07,995 --> 00:45:10,399 - Are you awake? - Yes, I am. 647 00:45:13,098 --> 00:45:15,124 Look who's here. 648 00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:19,221 - Who is it? - Grandfather, I'm Pankhuri. 649 00:45:19,775 --> 00:45:22,989 She's here from Kolkata, to meet Banwari. 650 00:45:23,302 --> 00:45:26,650 Ma'am, do you think Kolkata has opportunities for a business of spices? 651 00:45:27,286 --> 00:45:29,382 - What spices? - He sells asafoetida. 652 00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:32,005 - Let go. I'll manage. - Careful, grandpa. 653 00:45:32,094 --> 00:45:33,094 How much you want? 654 00:45:33,209 --> 00:45:35,885 You found a scapegoat for the 21st, eh? 655 00:45:36,188 --> 00:45:37,039 What? 656 00:45:37,211 --> 00:45:39,748 Who is my grandson marrying? 657 00:45:40,506 --> 00:45:43,716 - She is Ms Indrani. - Hello. 658 00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:46,352 The 21st! 659 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:48,708 Move! 660 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:53,154 - My father. He often beats me. - Am I really your father? 661 00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:58,115 Am I his father, really? My grandson is getting married, 662 00:45:58,265 --> 00:46:00,959 and no one tells me about it! 663 00:46:02,116 --> 00:46:04,766 - Grandpa, please calm down! - Isn't your husband here? 664 00:46:05,018 --> 00:46:10,308 Actually, it's been years... we don't live together. 665 00:46:10,494 --> 00:46:14,056 That's nice. Praise the Lord! 666 00:46:14,329 --> 00:46:16,066 And this fellow here! 667 00:46:17,611 --> 00:46:21,373 His wife died 10 years ago. Since the day she died, 668 00:46:21,883 --> 00:46:23,967 he hasn't even dreamt of her! 669 00:46:24,088 --> 00:46:26,695 - Please calm down! - Don't mind his upset disposition. 670 00:46:27,315 --> 00:46:28,909 - Can you dance? - Yes. 671 00:46:28,934 --> 00:46:30,703 - Where did you learn? - Ballygunj. 672 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:33,027 - Great! - Why don't you come over? 673 00:46:33,281 --> 00:46:35,649 - Surely, if I... - She looks like a goddess! Right, Radha? 674 00:46:35,873 --> 00:46:37,784 Yes. Do you want to marry her? 675 00:46:38,202 --> 00:46:40,362 I didn't mean that. Just that she looks nice. 676 00:47:13,183 --> 00:47:16,250 Have you always been like this? My type? 677 00:47:18,031 --> 00:47:20,853 Oh my God! 678 00:47:22,277 --> 00:47:24,650 Cheers to that! Cheers! 679 00:47:33,326 --> 00:47:38,409 If something untoward happens in someone's life... 680 00:47:39,350 --> 00:47:42,492 If something untoward happens in someone's life... what? 681 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:46,723 Is it that person's mistake? 682 00:47:48,411 --> 00:47:49,954 - The one who's facing all that? - Yes. 683 00:47:50,628 --> 00:47:53,587 What are you getting into? You're stupid! 684 00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:55,627 The fact is, 685 00:47:56,321 --> 00:48:01,318 you and I are enjoying savoury foods and apples. 686 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:05,675 It was destined. You came over to my house. 687 00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:08,828 You got your daughter along. 688 00:48:10,594 --> 00:48:13,210 It was all meant to be! 689 00:48:15,409 --> 00:48:17,679 Show me your palm. Don't worry. 690 00:48:19,077 --> 00:48:21,566 You're getting a reading from Girdhari, the learned! 691 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:23,540 It's all meant to be! 692 00:48:26,096 --> 00:48:28,382 What if I tell you that Pankhuri is a widow? 693 00:48:32,132 --> 00:48:34,386 She was married three years ago. 694 00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:38,497 They went for their honeymoon. 695 00:48:40,077 --> 00:48:42,612 The day they reached, 696 00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:47,308 her husband died in an accident. 697 00:48:49,048 --> 00:48:50,208 She was in a state of trauma. 698 00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:54,182 - She struggled a lot, sir. - Bathroom. 699 00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:56,656 - No one supported. - Bathroom. 700 00:48:56,710 --> 00:48:58,015 2.5 million! 701 00:49:05,015 --> 00:49:06,690 - The toilet. - Over there. 702 00:49:09,044 --> 00:49:10,240 I'll manage. 703 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:20,457 You mean, 704 00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:24,646 my son is marrying your daughter, 705 00:49:26,832 --> 00:49:27,834 who is a widow? 706 00:49:54,347 --> 00:49:55,593 2.5 million! 707 00:49:55,774 --> 00:49:58,658 Why does everyone look so happy? 708 00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:03,943 Your son has managed to trap a filthy rich family. 709 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,065 God knows who's trapped whom! 710 00:50:11,157 --> 00:50:15,191 Once Radha is married off on the 21st, that'll be it! 711 00:50:15,274 --> 00:50:17,462 She will! Radha will be off. 712 00:50:18,329 --> 00:50:21,315 You'll be off, I'll be off and everyone will be off! 713 00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:24,049 These tiny hairs on your nose and ears will also be off! 714 00:51:13,090 --> 00:51:14,618 What happened? 715 00:51:17,017 --> 00:51:21,327 Will someone tell me what happened? 716 00:51:22,357 --> 00:51:25,636 Will someone please tell me? 717 00:51:35,754 --> 00:51:40,697 - Banwari is a District Collector! - Wonderful! 718 00:51:41,745 --> 00:51:44,436 Good news! Your grandson is a District Collector! 719 00:51:45,934 --> 00:51:47,840 Yes! Hurray! 720 00:51:47,931 --> 00:51:48,868 Dance! Everyone dance. 721 00:51:48,953 --> 00:51:50,691 Congratulations, sir! 722 00:51:52,465 --> 00:51:53,721 God bless you, son! 723 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,376 Very good! God bless! 724 00:51:58,287 --> 00:52:01,522 Congratulations! 725 00:52:13,489 --> 00:52:16,840 I had been waiting for it so eagerly! 726 00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:20,367 The day is finally here! 727 00:52:20,392 --> 00:52:22,860 - Gopal weds Radha! - Gopal! 728 00:52:23,925 --> 00:52:26,654 Gopal, it's time to leave. 729 00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:28,807 - I'll be right there! - Hurry up! 730 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:32,167 The day is finally here! 731 00:53:31,429 --> 00:53:33,277 Who turned the lights off? 732 00:53:34,406 --> 00:53:35,979 Someone check that! 733 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:40,027 You look so beautiful, Radha! And my daughter too! 734 00:53:40,225 --> 00:53:44,991 You look as beautiful as fairies. Radha looks like a queen! 735 00:53:45,293 --> 00:53:47,574 Imagine what Gopal would say. 736 00:53:47,630 --> 00:53:52,470 She's like the aromatic asafoetida seasoning in my life! 737 00:53:52,575 --> 00:53:54,044 That'd be fun! 738 00:53:54,270 --> 00:53:57,882 You're looking so beautiful! Banwari won't take his eyes off you! 739 00:53:59,012 --> 00:54:01,433 This will keep you off the evil eye. 740 00:54:11,505 --> 00:54:14,497 - Sir. - Has the procession arrived? 741 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:16,216 - No, not yet. - Then? 742 00:54:16,513 --> 00:54:19,555 Your father is injured. 743 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:26,355 It's just fine. Come with me. 744 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:30,064 It's nothing. 745 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:35,082 - Nothing? My father is hurt! - Calm down! 746 00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:38,092 - Quiet! - What happened? 747 00:54:38,632 --> 00:54:40,847 He's okay. Slightly hurt. 748 00:54:41,709 --> 00:54:45,069 Some goons entered the procession and disrupted it. 749 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,709 - The most important thing... - Where's Banwari? 750 00:54:50,513 --> 00:54:52,778 - Both the boys are missing? - Both of them? 751 00:54:53,294 --> 00:54:56,649 - Both the grooms are missing! - Both? How? 752 00:54:57,290 --> 00:55:00,875 Don't worry, brother-in-law! Once they set me free, 753 00:55:00,942 --> 00:55:02,984 I won't spare any of them! 754 00:55:04,230 --> 00:55:05,480 Let me get my hands free! 755 00:55:05,505 --> 00:55:07,591 Oh no! What is this? 756 00:55:08,431 --> 00:55:10,733 Check why he's cribbing. 757 00:55:12,179 --> 00:55:13,786 This one. 758 00:55:14,338 --> 00:55:16,930 What happened? Are you hungry? 759 00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:19,672 Are you thirsty? 760 00:55:21,173 --> 00:55:22,682 Do you want to pee? 761 00:55:24,244 --> 00:55:25,895 Should I set him free for a bit? 762 00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:27,968 Do that. 763 00:55:32,558 --> 00:55:35,697 How dare you misbehave like this with an administrative officer? 764 00:55:36,591 --> 00:55:39,921 How can you ill-treat an officer of the Indian Civil Services? 765 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:43,511 - Why have you kidnapped me? - We only follow orders! 766 00:55:43,648 --> 00:55:47,501 I'm an I.A.S officer! All of you will go to jail! 767 00:55:47,546 --> 00:55:49,981 - Let me go, or I'll have you arrested! - Shut up! 768 00:55:55,983 --> 00:55:59,901 The priest's son is an Administrative Officer! 769 00:56:01,402 --> 00:56:02,788 And I had no idea about it! 770 00:56:06,504 --> 00:56:09,868 Well, priest! That was indeed smart! 771 00:56:11,761 --> 00:56:14,163 I have my future set! 772 00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:20,179 Robdar! 773 00:56:21,515 --> 00:56:23,142 You dare kidnap the Collector! 774 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:28,058 Inspector, it was a mistake! I'll let him go! 775 00:56:39,043 --> 00:56:40,631 Our son was so excited! 776 00:56:42,051 --> 00:56:43,466 He was about to get married! 777 00:56:44,657 --> 00:56:46,394 He was singing with joy! 778 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,909 I had been waiting for it so eagerly! The day is finally here! 779 00:56:51,892 --> 00:56:54,605 I wonder what befell him! 780 00:56:54,937 --> 00:56:56,413 Pankhuri, 781 00:56:57,620 --> 00:57:00,526 I hope you didn't tell Banwari anything. 782 00:57:01,712 --> 00:57:04,058 I didn't tell him anything, mom. 783 00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:19,196 Take this. Go. 784 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,680 What will you tell them? 785 00:57:29,251 --> 00:57:30,450 Don't worry. 786 00:57:31,556 --> 00:57:35,030 - The Lord will set everything right. - When? 787 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,445 What's this? 788 00:57:43,907 --> 00:57:47,534 You're back without them? Where is my son? 789 00:57:48,775 --> 00:57:51,487 - Gopal! - Where is he? 790 00:57:51,845 --> 00:57:54,799 - Sir, where is my son? - Well... 791 00:57:55,277 --> 00:57:59,317 Will someone tell us something? 792 00:57:59,716 --> 00:58:02,578 Well, we found both the mares. 793 00:58:03,358 --> 00:58:05,285 - We found the owners. - He found the mares! 794 00:58:05,334 --> 00:58:08,971 To hell with the mares! What about the boys? 795 00:58:10,272 --> 00:58:12,321 They're both missing. 796 00:58:12,707 --> 00:58:15,619 Let's go to the cops. 797 00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:18,508 - Of course! - You are right. 798 00:58:19,358 --> 00:58:21,965 I can't eat or drink. 799 00:58:21,990 --> 00:58:23,917 - Let's go to the police station. - Let's go. 800 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:27,993 You don't have to worry. We'll take care. 801 00:58:28,054 --> 00:58:29,879 Hurry up! 802 00:58:31,151 --> 00:58:32,280 We'll be back soon. 803 00:58:40,035 --> 00:58:42,685 I tried. Banwari isn't answering. 804 00:58:42,939 --> 00:58:46,878 Can't get through Gopal's phone. His mother and I tried so many times! 805 00:58:47,498 --> 00:58:49,323 - It's switched off. - Damn! 806 00:58:50,585 --> 00:58:51,617 Oh no. 807 00:59:05,488 --> 00:59:07,877 Have you told them it's urgent? 808 00:59:08,076 --> 00:59:09,547 Can't you be patient? 809 00:59:09,959 --> 00:59:12,449 Don't you know Rustom ran away in the afternoon? 810 00:59:12,603 --> 00:59:16,332 The Inspector had a tough time chasing him! 811 00:59:16,722 --> 00:59:18,777 - Is he a hard-core criminal? - No. 812 00:59:19,162 --> 00:59:20,884 He's the officer's pet dog. 813 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:24,131 - Yadav. - Yes, sir? 814 00:59:25,619 --> 00:59:27,579 - Give some bread and milk to Rustom. - Okay, sir. 815 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,324 Milk and bread for Rustom. 816 00:59:29,627 --> 00:59:33,920 After the purification in the morning, the officer will screw him. 817 00:59:35,419 --> 00:59:36,419 Screw the dog? 818 00:59:43,571 --> 00:59:45,135 I mean... 819 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,326 Damn, I never thought about that! 820 00:59:48,574 --> 00:59:51,528 - Are you joking? - No, I'm serious. I mean... 821 00:59:52,412 --> 00:59:54,212 He'll enter the house, after the purification. 822 00:59:56,745 --> 01:00:00,614 - Tell me. - Two bridegrooms went missing. 823 01:00:00,724 --> 01:00:04,910 Must've eloped with their girlfriends. Children hardly are obedient these days. 824 01:00:05,138 --> 01:00:07,832 That's not the case, Inspector. 825 01:00:08,369 --> 01:00:11,230 - Both the boys are very well-behaved. - Very good boys. 826 01:00:11,255 --> 01:00:14,296 Please find them as soon as possible! 827 01:00:14,967 --> 01:00:17,171 - Let's wait until morning. - Inspector... 828 01:00:17,937 --> 01:00:22,541 When the families of the girls complain, we'll know who they've eloped with. 829 01:00:23,215 --> 01:00:25,213 That won't help, Inspector. 830 01:00:25,238 --> 01:00:28,879 Patience. It's a matter of 4-5 hours. I'll be right back. 831 01:00:31,622 --> 01:00:33,355 I was saying... 832 01:00:34,462 --> 01:00:37,897 The boys must be in trouble. Please help! 833 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:43,019 Both of you go home. 834 01:00:44,787 --> 01:00:47,832 Tell everyone, the police are checking. 835 01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:50,122 Will you go on a hunger strike here? 836 01:00:51,204 --> 01:00:52,484 You haven't eaten since morning. 837 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,440 Let's go. 838 01:01:03,152 --> 01:01:04,755 Praise the Lord! 839 01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:08,146 Salutations to Lord Vasudeva! 840 01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:17,551 Hey, there! 841 01:01:19,677 --> 01:01:20,677 Hello! 842 01:01:22,143 --> 01:01:23,907 - Excuse me. - Yes? 843 01:01:25,596 --> 01:01:27,746 - Is this Prem Sadan? - Yes. 844 01:01:31,019 --> 01:01:34,104 - Any else around? - Yes. 845 01:01:36,376 --> 01:01:37,376 Kill him! 846 01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,218 Kill him! 847 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,083 - Robdar... - Kill him! 848 01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:45,148 - Where is he? - In Wonderland! 849 01:01:46,085 --> 01:01:48,692 Don't you have menfolk at home? Shoot! 850 01:01:50,881 --> 01:01:51,881 Shoot him! 851 01:01:54,352 --> 01:01:55,496 Kill him! 852 01:02:01,923 --> 01:02:03,530 The bullet! 853 01:02:04,584 --> 01:02:05,762 - Damn! - What happened? 854 01:02:07,648 --> 01:02:11,551 - Why do you dream so often? - Greetings, sir! 855 01:02:12,210 --> 01:02:14,902 Empty-handed, eh? You didn't get the money. 856 01:02:14,990 --> 01:02:17,553 How can I give you the money? You've screwed up. 857 01:02:18,270 --> 01:02:24,268 I told you to take my son, Banwari, out for a movie from 9-12 p.m. 858 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:27,893 - But you kidnapped my son-in-law, too! - We went to kidnap your son. 859 01:02:28,090 --> 01:02:29,995 But, your son-in-law interfered. 860 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:34,179 The windbag was quite noisy. Well, he's as calm as a millpond now. 861 01:02:35,905 --> 01:02:37,607 What do you mean, calm? 862 01:02:37,981 --> 01:02:41,112 - My boys gave him a sound thrashing. - Thrashed him? 863 01:02:41,137 --> 01:02:42,532 Father! 864 01:02:42,941 --> 01:02:47,156 This man kidnapped us. He beat up brother-in-law like a dog! 865 01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:50,396 They thrashed the hell out of me! 866 01:02:50,459 --> 01:02:53,854 This is wrong. You're taking money and beating them up as well! 867 01:02:54,629 --> 01:02:56,410 - Listen to me. - Shoot. 868 01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:00,216 I'll take my son-in-law right now. 869 01:03:00,901 --> 01:03:02,632 After he marries Radha, 870 01:03:03,389 --> 01:03:04,874 I'll give you a missed call. 871 01:03:05,930 --> 01:03:09,466 After that, you will bring my son back. 872 01:03:09,663 --> 01:03:12,108 Ace move, priest. 873 01:03:13,435 --> 01:03:19,162 After that, you'll tell the Bengali woman that your son can't marry the widow. 874 01:03:19,645 --> 01:03:23,683 Because your son is now an I.A.S officer. 875 01:03:25,034 --> 01:03:26,295 - Did you tell him? - Yes. 876 01:03:27,330 --> 01:03:30,055 You thought I wouldn't find out? 877 01:03:30,619 --> 01:03:35,229 You'll go to jail on charges of kidnapping. 878 01:03:35,996 --> 01:03:37,781 Your son thinks I'll go to jail. 879 01:03:37,945 --> 01:03:40,865 But my idea is to become a legislator and eventually a Minister for Jails. 880 01:03:41,428 --> 01:03:42,551 Bad. 881 01:03:43,298 --> 01:03:47,777 Mr Robo, no one will be arrested. It's an auspicious day, with a full moon. 882 01:03:47,836 --> 01:03:51,703 Don't say such things. I'm taking my son-in-law along. 883 01:03:52,743 --> 01:03:56,392 - Please get my son later on. - Sir! 884 01:03:58,627 --> 01:04:01,512 Instead of your daughter, how about getting your son married? 885 01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:04,438 I'll think about it. Why are you bothered about it? 886 01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:08,894 I mean, even I have a daughter. 887 01:04:14,571 --> 01:04:16,265 Take this finery off. 888 01:04:18,878 --> 01:04:22,574 - Come to my living room. - This is wrong. 889 01:04:22,605 --> 01:04:25,893 Your son and son-in-law, both are here! Come on! 890 01:04:25,961 --> 01:04:28,698 - Stick to the plan. - Come on, sir! 891 01:04:31,797 --> 01:04:33,231 Sir! 892 01:04:34,777 --> 01:04:36,339 Greetings, sir! 893 01:04:38,015 --> 01:04:40,666 - Greetings. - I've got sweets for you. 894 01:04:42,986 --> 01:04:46,461 Why did you sit down without my consent? Get up! 895 01:04:47,546 --> 01:04:49,110 Now, you may. 896 01:04:49,895 --> 01:04:51,329 Come closer. 897 01:04:52,283 --> 01:04:55,160 Are you here to rub salt into our wounds? 898 01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:56,903 Get out of here! 899 01:04:57,169 --> 01:05:00,207 Get out, or I'll whack you! 900 01:05:00,232 --> 01:05:03,133 Why are you mad at me? The legislator sends the sweets. -Out. 901 01:05:03,770 --> 01:05:06,987 - Your grandson is a District Collector! - We don't want sweets! 902 01:05:08,174 --> 01:05:09,174 Get out! 903 01:05:09,753 --> 01:05:11,707 - Damn, my ear hurts! - Grandpa... 904 01:05:16,062 --> 01:05:19,258 The legislator wants to see the boy and his father tomorrow. 905 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:21,700 They've been missing since last night. 906 01:05:23,055 --> 01:05:24,465 Both of them! 907 01:05:25,423 --> 01:05:27,063 The result is out and they've disappeared! 908 01:05:30,035 --> 01:05:32,696 Come and meet the legislator. 909 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:35,998 He'll find them very soon. 910 01:05:36,091 --> 01:05:38,015 Why don't you go with him? 911 01:05:39,533 --> 01:05:40,840 Fair enough. 912 01:05:43,321 --> 01:05:45,284 - Priest. - Yes, Mr Robo? 913 01:05:45,470 --> 01:05:47,558 - What have you decided? - I'm in a quandary. 914 01:05:47,599 --> 01:05:51,298 This tragicomedy is killing me. Spare me. 915 01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:54,031 - I will spare you, but... - But? 916 01:05:55,712 --> 01:05:56,971 Tell me what you think. 917 01:05:58,645 --> 01:06:00,166 That's not possible. 918 01:06:01,182 --> 01:06:03,486 The art of making the impossible, possible 919 01:06:04,647 --> 01:06:07,417 - is something I've mastered. - Banwari won't agree. 920 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,497 He will! 921 01:06:09,885 --> 01:06:12,749 - If he doesn't... - Then? 922 01:06:14,668 --> 01:06:16,493 Munni will convince him. 923 01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:20,379 - Now, who is Munni? - Your... 924 01:06:23,368 --> 01:06:24,568 soon-to-be daughter-in-law. 925 01:06:27,618 --> 01:06:30,052 - Who is this, brother-in-law? - How would I know? 926 01:06:31,306 --> 01:06:33,174 She has sent the men away. 927 01:06:38,659 --> 01:06:40,117 How are you, Mr Collector? 928 01:06:40,658 --> 01:06:43,626 I'm hot, smart and sexy, but not a Collector. 929 01:06:43,755 --> 01:06:44,911 He is the Collector. 930 01:06:45,663 --> 01:06:47,363 - Who are you? - Munni. 931 01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,113 - Wow! - Away! 932 01:06:50,628 --> 01:06:52,231 So, you're the Collector! 933 01:06:52,952 --> 01:06:57,407 - Mr Collector, how do I look? - You're a bombshell! 934 01:07:01,315 --> 01:07:02,594 Why don't you shut up? 935 01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:09,020 So, Mr Collector, what would you like? Beer? 936 01:07:09,094 --> 01:07:12,351 - Whiskey, or Vodka? - He doesn't even drink soda. 937 01:07:12,535 --> 01:07:14,273 Just set me free. 938 01:07:15,396 --> 01:07:16,440 So soon? 939 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,466 Let me show you how generous I am. 940 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:25,690 What...? 941 01:07:28,466 --> 01:07:30,926 Try me. I mean, set me free. 942 01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,060 You better shut up! 943 01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:41,475 The boys are kidnapped, and you're expecting the police to help! 944 01:07:42,008 --> 01:07:44,137 You should've come to me directly! 945 01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:47,663 Sir, Robdar's phone is switched off. 946 01:07:48,242 --> 01:07:50,202 - Should I call up Inspector Samajhdar? - Do that. 947 01:07:50,951 --> 01:07:54,063 Don't worry. We'll find them. 948 01:07:54,502 --> 01:07:57,654 The legislator wants to talk to you. 949 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:01,141 Sir, Inspector Samajhdar. 950 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:06,033 - Inspector, what's going on? - What, sir? 951 01:08:06,477 --> 01:08:08,837 The Collector was kidnapped as soon as the results were out. 952 01:08:10,099 --> 01:08:11,236 Mr Collector is kidnapped? 953 01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:13,666 It's in the newspapers. 954 01:08:14,383 --> 01:08:16,970 He is... what's the name? 955 01:08:17,066 --> 01:08:18,570 - Girdharilal Sharma. - Right. 956 01:08:18,649 --> 01:08:21,250 The son of the renowned scholar Girdharilal Sharma. 957 01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:25,268 We have no information, sir. 958 01:08:25,316 --> 01:08:30,571 No information? The Collector's grandfather says it was reported. 959 01:08:30,596 --> 01:08:33,443 Yes, Girdhari went last night. 960 01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:37,071 I'm not keeping well, so I've been on leave. 961 01:08:37,096 --> 01:08:39,003 - I have no idea. - Is it? 962 01:08:39,129 --> 01:08:40,750 I understand, Inspector. 963 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:44,756 Unwell, eh? What medicine suits you? 964 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:49,511 No, sir. Don't worry. I'll investigate and give you an update. 965 01:08:50,262 --> 01:08:51,262 Bye, sir. 966 01:09:02,982 --> 01:09:05,118 I'm scared of speaking with the Collector! 967 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:08,795 - And, you dared to kidnap him! - Even I'm scared! 968 01:09:10,405 --> 01:09:12,467 But, I have something on my mind. 969 01:09:13,865 --> 01:09:16,764 - What is it? - I can't tell you that. 970 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,420 Wait and watch. 971 01:09:21,158 --> 01:09:22,417 Robdar, give me the Collector. 972 01:09:24,906 --> 01:09:26,334 I can't give him to you. 973 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:29,795 I want the Collector 974 01:09:31,103 --> 01:09:33,884 - to be my son-in-law. - That's not possible. 975 01:09:34,242 --> 01:09:36,252 - Come, sir. - Not possible. 976 01:09:37,433 --> 01:09:41,275 As soon as he's released, you'll be in jail, Robdar. 977 01:09:43,842 --> 01:09:45,710 A few others will also end up in jail. 978 01:09:48,819 --> 01:09:52,354 They are the ones, who asked me to kidnap these people. 979 01:09:52,977 --> 01:09:54,112 I didn't ask you to kidnap. 980 01:09:55,049 --> 01:09:57,168 I told you to show him a movie. You kidnapped him. 981 01:09:58,630 --> 01:10:00,804 Conspiracy? Kidnapping? 982 01:10:02,974 --> 01:10:06,110 Criminal conspiracy and kidnapping in order to murder. 983 01:10:08,272 --> 01:10:11,359 You're in trouble, sir. We'll speak at the police station. 984 01:10:11,483 --> 01:10:13,518 Come on! 985 01:10:15,555 --> 01:10:18,785 Inspector, let's settle it here for something in exchange. 986 01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:20,526 Why are you getting me into trouble? 987 01:10:22,688 --> 01:10:26,845 You came to us, but you didn't lodge a complaint. Reason? 988 01:10:26,911 --> 01:10:30,168 I was under tremendous pressure over the wedding on the 21st. 989 01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:32,312 So you ordered the kidnapping? 990 01:10:34,609 --> 01:10:37,936 Please do something about it. Please take care of it. 991 01:10:43,139 --> 01:10:44,542 It's possible, sir. 992 01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:47,408 Even my daughter is very good, talented. 993 01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:50,059 If you can set something... 994 01:10:50,901 --> 01:10:54,435 - So, that's the matter. - So, it is! 995 01:10:54,735 --> 01:10:56,299 Want to see her picture? 996 01:11:02,836 --> 01:11:05,107 - Keep it with you. - Is it a stamp? 997 01:11:05,132 --> 01:11:06,831 - She's your daughter-in-law. - Is she? 998 01:11:06,992 --> 01:11:09,517 Show the Collector the photo, fix the wedding and rest assured. 999 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:13,215 Let the children go. I want to discuss about the marriage. 1000 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:14,957 - Come on. - Why are you going outside? 1001 01:11:14,994 --> 01:11:19,035 - To Robdar again? - He's our friend. Nothing to worry. 1002 01:11:20,386 --> 01:11:23,518 But, I can't trust a lector. You know how to twist a tale. 1003 01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:26,849 Robdar, take care of him. 1004 01:11:28,364 --> 01:11:30,817 - Goodbye! - Goodbye! 1005 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,489 - Sir... - Yes, Mr Robo? 1006 01:11:35,611 --> 01:11:37,340 If you wanted to sell a shampoo, 1007 01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,702 why get me to rub my fingernails? 1008 01:11:44,446 --> 01:11:47,918 Pankhuri. Then, Munni. 1009 01:11:49,826 --> 01:11:51,442 And now, the Inspector's daughter. 1010 01:11:52,736 --> 01:11:54,691 You must stop it at some point. 1011 01:11:55,742 --> 01:11:57,904 - Do you want something? - We don't want anything! 1012 01:11:57,929 --> 01:11:59,470 Set me free. Will you do that? 1013 01:12:02,549 --> 01:12:07,052 Rather be a policeman's son-in-law than a goon's. 1014 01:12:07,262 --> 01:12:10,359 Banwari, please agree to it. It'll clear the path for me. 1015 01:12:10,605 --> 01:12:12,560 Radha is waiting for me! 1016 01:12:13,436 --> 01:12:15,130 Should I call Mr Robo? 1017 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:18,262 He isn't Robo, he's a dacoit, after my life! 1018 01:12:18,854 --> 01:12:22,708 This father and brother duo is not bothered about the young girl! 1019 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:45,020 This one. 1020 01:12:46,579 --> 01:12:48,925 Hey! Wake up! 1021 01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:51,756 - What happened? - Get up! 1022 01:12:52,457 --> 01:12:53,457 What happened? 1023 01:12:55,376 --> 01:12:56,376 Are you setting us free? 1024 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,131 Are you? 1025 01:12:59,308 --> 01:13:01,340 Good! Open it! 1026 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:05,606 - Thank you! - Get up. 1027 01:13:06,571 --> 01:13:09,482 - Thank you! - Wait! Let me shake hands! 1028 01:13:09,723 --> 01:13:11,793 Okay, bye. Let me take the turban. 1029 01:13:12,712 --> 01:13:15,757 - Enough! Come on! - Aren't you setting them free? 1030 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:17,335 What happened? 1031 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,530 - Where are you going? - I'm free. Have faith in God. 1032 01:13:20,555 --> 01:13:22,635 - Where are you taking him? - I'll set you both free. 1033 01:13:29,183 --> 01:13:30,183 Sir. 1034 01:13:31,598 --> 01:13:34,318 Do you think you'll get him married to the cop's daughter? 1035 01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:36,670 Not. 1036 01:13:37,821 --> 01:13:40,317 How dare you! 1037 01:13:40,359 --> 01:13:43,878 - The Inspector is... - Were you born to dacoits? Let go! 1038 01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,639 - He is setting a trap for you! - Who's setting a trap for whom? 1039 01:13:49,346 --> 01:13:52,649 - My son won't budge! - What a father! 1040 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,517 You can't convince your son, eh? 1041 01:13:57,759 --> 01:14:02,928 At my behest, my daughter dumped her boyfriend. 1042 01:14:03,183 --> 01:14:06,169 Imagine. That boy must've spent a lot on her! 1043 01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:08,850 And you can't convince your own son! 1044 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,120 - Tell uncle... - Do you agree? 1045 01:14:14,193 --> 01:14:15,193 You won't. 1046 01:14:17,978 --> 01:14:21,053 - Show him the piece! - What piece? 1047 01:14:21,344 --> 01:14:23,386 Father! 1048 01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:27,686 - Sideways, you fool! - Yes, boss! 1049 01:14:28,634 --> 01:14:31,032 Am I not the scapegoat! 1050 01:14:31,532 --> 01:14:34,380 - What happened, brother-in-law? - Please accept the proposal! 1051 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:37,618 - See that? - Uncle Robo! 1052 01:14:38,545 --> 01:14:41,549 I haven't done or said anything. Let me go! 1053 01:14:42,837 --> 01:14:46,992 I haven't even been to college. I'm just a small asafoetida trader. 1054 01:14:47,017 --> 01:14:49,617 Great. Asafoetida with hot compression will help with your wounds. 1055 01:14:50,436 --> 01:14:52,304 I'm helpless. He won't agree. 1056 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:55,892 Does it hurt? Please bear, for my sake. 1057 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:58,342 I beg you! Why are you getting me beaten up? 1058 01:15:05,572 --> 01:15:06,572 Welcome. 1059 01:15:23,056 --> 01:15:24,582 Hello, Mr Legislator. 1060 01:15:26,621 --> 01:15:27,841 Why did you take the trouble? 1061 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:31,107 I would've come over if you had ordered. 1062 01:15:31,787 --> 01:15:34,947 - You don't need me anymore. - What are you saying, sir? 1063 01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:36,870 All I have is thanks to you. 1064 01:15:38,778 --> 01:15:39,778 Where's the Collector? 1065 01:15:40,704 --> 01:15:42,740 You made him travel in the sun. 1066 01:15:42,845 --> 01:15:45,405 - Couldn't help! He wanted to come. - What if he got a sunstroke? 1067 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,827 - Father... - They must be looking for us. 1068 01:15:46,851 --> 01:15:48,735 - Uncle Robo! - Mr Collector! 1069 01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:51,008 He isn't the Collector. His father sells asafoetida. 1070 01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:54,082 - Out of the way! Where's the Collector? - There he is! 1071 01:15:54,106 --> 01:15:56,196 - We have to talk with... - Gopal... 1072 01:15:56,709 --> 01:15:57,709 ...there is plenty. 1073 01:15:58,611 --> 01:15:59,611 He's the one. 1074 01:16:00,759 --> 01:16:03,013 Mr Collector! 1075 01:16:03,103 --> 01:16:04,746 Who's that? 1076 01:16:04,929 --> 01:16:06,031 Mr Collector... 1077 01:16:06,657 --> 01:16:08,568 He's the priest. 1078 01:16:08,788 --> 01:16:09,872 That one's the Collector. 1079 01:16:14,504 --> 01:16:16,112 Sir! 1080 01:16:17,265 --> 01:16:19,176 Well, sir. 1081 01:16:20,899 --> 01:16:22,674 - Congratulations, sir! - What for? 1082 01:16:23,036 --> 01:16:26,489 Your son is famous in the entire area! 1083 01:16:26,629 --> 01:16:28,541 - Hey! - Who is he? 1084 01:16:29,041 --> 01:16:31,252 - He's Mr Legislator. - Mr Legislator, please save me! 1085 01:16:31,314 --> 01:16:33,706 - I'm a part of their family! - Robdar! 1086 01:16:34,144 --> 01:16:36,642 - Set everyone free and do as I say. - Yes. 1087 01:16:37,726 --> 01:16:41,350 I want to meet the priest in private. 1088 01:16:46,431 --> 01:16:51,204 - During the day? - Lovers of alcohol need no reason! 1089 01:16:51,448 --> 01:16:53,862 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1090 01:16:54,293 --> 01:16:58,180 - Sir, your son has a bright future. - Isn't it? 1091 01:16:58,722 --> 01:17:02,776 A Collector becomes a Secretary and then the Chief Secretary! 1092 01:17:03,281 --> 01:17:06,724 The Chief Secretary becomes an Ambassador! 1093 01:17:07,135 --> 01:17:11,172 Ambassador to Iran, Iraq, Libya, Korea, or even America. 1094 01:17:12,033 --> 01:17:15,498 - Our America? - Our America! 1095 01:17:16,988 --> 01:17:18,857 Can I build a monastery there? 1096 01:17:19,470 --> 01:17:23,297 - Why not? Of course, you can! - Really? 1097 01:17:25,588 --> 01:17:26,625 Show me your palm! 1098 01:17:29,615 --> 01:17:31,326 Why are you looking at my palm? 1099 01:17:32,038 --> 01:17:35,349 I'm checking if you have a daughter! 1100 01:17:36,074 --> 01:17:39,660 I'm into politics. I had no time for marriage. 1101 01:17:40,329 --> 01:17:42,200 So, you don't have a daughter! 1102 01:17:42,474 --> 01:17:45,112 I have a distant relative, a niece. 1103 01:17:46,811 --> 01:17:48,716 - It's a proposal. - Proposal? 1104 01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:53,120 - Your niece? - My niece. 1105 01:17:56,324 --> 01:17:57,652 What are you thinking? 1106 01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,932 - Not possible. - Why not? 1107 01:18:02,665 --> 01:18:06,260 - Robo! - What about Robo? 1108 01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:08,792 - He's my man. I'll handle him. - Sure? 1109 01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:11,203 - Sure! - Come on, let's go out. 1110 01:18:11,321 --> 01:18:14,552 - What happened? - What about the Inspector? 1111 01:18:16,471 --> 01:18:20,075 I'm a legislator. The Inspector fetches ice for my drink. 1112 01:18:21,555 --> 01:18:24,321 - Sure? - Absolutely. 1113 01:18:26,913 --> 01:18:28,694 Oh no! Not possible! 1114 01:18:29,395 --> 01:18:32,057 - Why isn't it possible? - The aunt is at home. 1115 01:18:32,158 --> 01:18:34,189 That Bengali lady from Kolkata! 1116 01:18:36,942 --> 01:18:38,337 Sir! 1117 01:18:38,959 --> 01:18:42,146 We'll settle her too! She'll be singing praises of you! 1118 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,695 Sing praises of me? 1119 01:18:44,963 --> 01:18:47,861 - Permanent? - Absolutely permanent! 1120 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:51,286 Come on. Let's wait for the procession! 1121 01:18:51,311 --> 01:18:54,225 - Listen to me, sir! - What is it now? 1122 01:18:57,192 --> 01:18:59,876 - What happened? - Stay here 1123 01:19:00,399 --> 01:19:00,963 Here? 1124 01:19:00,995 --> 01:19:02,596 Till the wedding is over. 1125 01:19:03,173 --> 01:19:05,753 - Why? - So that I'm assured. 1126 01:19:07,015 --> 01:19:08,449 Get it? 1127 01:19:09,466 --> 01:19:12,294 Hey! This is tragicomedy! 1128 01:19:13,454 --> 01:19:15,050 Why are you leaving me here? 1129 01:19:17,567 --> 01:19:18,567 Hello! 1130 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,032 We are undone! 1131 01:19:25,672 --> 01:19:29,515 - When did the Legislator have a daughter? - She's a distant relative, not a daughter. 1132 01:19:29,989 --> 01:19:32,840 - What do you mean by instant relative? - Not instant! 1133 01:19:33,287 --> 01:19:36,566 - Do you understand distant? - How does it matter? 1134 01:19:36,780 --> 01:19:38,775 First, it was only Munni, now it's everyone you see! 1135 01:19:38,799 --> 01:19:41,811 - I don't get what you're thinking! - Well I must say, 1136 01:19:41,859 --> 01:19:43,999 you're getting your son married to four girls. 1137 01:19:44,103 --> 01:19:47,718 - You can't let me get married even once! - I'm worried about his training. 1138 01:19:47,743 --> 01:19:51,487 - He has to attend training. - Sure, after he's done training here! 1139 01:19:52,607 --> 01:19:54,996 This training will be over 1140 01:19:57,383 --> 01:19:59,429 when he marries Munni. 1141 01:20:05,470 --> 01:20:07,604 He's playing cricket! 1142 01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:10,490 Cricket, in the sun. 1143 01:20:11,527 --> 01:20:13,134 Cricket, when he is angry. 1144 01:20:14,421 --> 01:20:16,741 - Greetings, sir! - This is father's pair of glasses. 1145 01:20:16,766 --> 01:20:20,295 - Is it being auctioned? - The highest scorer takes it. 1146 01:20:20,797 --> 01:20:24,486 - But, it's mine. - All yours! The fineries, too. 1147 01:20:24,977 --> 01:20:27,357 Whoever scores the highest gets it! Okay? 1148 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:29,212 What do you have to say, sir? 1149 01:20:29,617 --> 01:20:32,571 - He's willing to marry Munni. - Very good! 1150 01:20:32,970 --> 01:20:34,768 Mr Collector is ready! 1151 01:20:35,203 --> 01:20:39,587 - God bless! - Actually, dad convinced him all night. 1152 01:20:39,659 --> 01:20:42,588 - We agreed, Munni is the right choice. - I see. 1153 01:20:44,431 --> 01:20:45,653 Why don't you just shut up? 1154 01:20:46,669 --> 01:20:48,110 I have a condition. 1155 01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:51,680 The procession must be elaborate and everyone must know about it! 1156 01:20:51,718 --> 01:20:52,718 Absolutely! 1157 01:20:53,345 --> 01:20:55,945 - And, the Legislator will also come. - Damn! 1158 01:20:56,191 --> 01:20:58,431 - The Inspector will be invited. - That bloody Inspector! 1159 01:20:58,809 --> 01:21:02,479 - He's trying for his own daughter! - The Legislator is trying for his niece. 1160 01:21:02,972 --> 01:21:06,305 Let the Legislator bring his niece and the Inspector, his daughter. 1161 01:21:06,723 --> 01:21:10,849 Munni will be the bride. No one will know who's behind the veil. 1162 01:21:10,939 --> 01:21:13,588 Ace move, priest! 1163 01:21:13,712 --> 01:21:15,419 Take care of him! 1164 01:21:16,148 --> 01:21:18,076 Come on. He will play with us! 1165 01:21:18,825 --> 01:21:22,146 Come here. Give him the bat. 1166 01:21:22,585 --> 01:21:25,328 Start. I'll field. 1167 01:21:26,013 --> 01:21:27,360 Bat, sir. 1168 01:21:30,672 --> 01:21:32,260 Nice shot. 1169 01:21:32,337 --> 01:21:35,602 - Glasses for the man of the match! - For seeing things far away. 1170 01:21:36,003 --> 01:21:41,461 I must deck up for my love! 1171 01:21:45,118 --> 01:21:46,259 I must deck up for my love! 1172 01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:48,667 Even I had decked up for the 21st! 1173 01:21:51,394 --> 01:21:52,799 Brother-in-law, you better shut up! 1174 01:22:02,298 --> 01:22:06,056 I didn't expect that of you. That was abominable. 1175 01:22:06,226 --> 01:22:08,295 You got our son into trouble! 1176 01:22:08,982 --> 01:22:11,702 His mother is in the hospital, she suffered a heart attack. 1177 01:22:11,836 --> 01:22:14,904 Disgusting! How could you stoop so low? 1178 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:18,415 Aren't you ashamed? We gave you 2.5 million! 1179 01:22:18,456 --> 01:22:20,990 Where's my money? Return it! What about my Pankhuri? 1180 01:22:21,254 --> 01:22:24,214 You've made us wait for a long time! I want my money back! 1181 01:22:24,591 --> 01:22:26,029 Of course! That was too much! 1182 01:22:26,705 --> 01:22:29,665 You could've shared it with me. I know so many goons. 1183 01:22:29,848 --> 01:22:31,810 We would've kidnapped Robo! 1184 01:22:31,988 --> 01:22:36,897 Why are we facing this? What's the reason, father? 1185 01:22:41,310 --> 01:22:44,278 Your brother became a District Collector. That's the reason. 1186 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,366 The reason is, I'm the father of a girl. 1187 01:22:53,399 --> 01:22:55,421 The reason is, I am also a human being. 1188 01:22:59,021 --> 01:23:00,955 Everyone makes mistakes. 1189 01:23:03,662 --> 01:23:04,668 Even I made one. 1190 01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:07,744 I'm trying to make up for it. 1191 01:23:08,804 --> 01:23:10,288 I'm doing it for you, Radha. 1192 01:23:17,039 --> 01:23:18,421 Bulaki, won't you be with me? 1193 01:23:19,824 --> 01:23:21,691 I'm with you, my friend! 1194 01:23:24,274 --> 01:23:27,610 I can't afford to mess with the Legislator. 1195 01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:31,678 Just let your son marry his niece. 1196 01:23:32,517 --> 01:23:33,907 Come closer. 1197 01:23:34,548 --> 01:23:40,363 My son isn't interested in his niece and Robo's daughter. 1198 01:23:40,688 --> 01:23:43,817 Even I wanted to have a Collector for a son-in-law. 1199 01:23:44,574 --> 01:23:46,357 But, the equations have changed. 1200 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:50,096 What has changed? You have a Government job. 1201 01:23:50,531 --> 01:23:53,303 Banwari has just got one. He can be of great help. 1202 01:23:54,923 --> 01:23:55,923 Get your daughter along. 1203 01:23:56,387 --> 01:23:59,065 Here's an invitation. It's exclusive. 1204 01:24:09,188 --> 01:24:13,453 You're a great scholar, indeed! See you. 1205 01:24:24,071 --> 01:24:25,071 As long 1206 01:24:27,435 --> 01:24:31,455 as the body exists, we need wealth. 1207 01:24:32,973 --> 01:24:34,754 And wealth... 1208 01:24:37,034 --> 01:24:39,657 - Pankhuri! - Wealth serves until we have a body. 1209 01:24:39,947 --> 01:24:42,163 Very pretty. It's a beautiful colour. 1210 01:24:49,402 --> 01:24:51,795 Wealth... 1211 01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,438 Shut up! You start as soon as there are a few people around. 1212 01:24:57,017 --> 01:24:59,424 Sir, the cop is here! 1213 01:25:01,547 --> 01:25:04,006 Welcome! 1214 01:25:04,031 --> 01:25:05,899 Sir, all okay? 1215 01:25:09,015 --> 01:25:11,061 - Hello. - Everything is set. Welcome. 1216 01:25:12,596 --> 01:25:14,788 - Call Radha downstairs. - Radha! 1217 01:25:15,837 --> 01:25:17,600 Radha! 1218 01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:21,026 This is the Inspector. This is Radha. That's his daughter. 1219 01:25:21,483 --> 01:25:23,308 Take her and fulfil your promise. 1220 01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,490 Get some juice for the Inspector. 1221 01:25:26,035 --> 01:25:29,068 So, your father is a policeman. 1222 01:25:29,194 --> 01:25:31,267 - Right? This way, please. - Yes. 1223 01:25:31,522 --> 01:25:34,173 - You like these bangles? - Pankhuri. 1224 01:25:34,716 --> 01:25:37,150 - Priya. - Come in. 1225 01:25:43,747 --> 01:25:46,420 - Sir! - Yes? 1226 01:25:46,476 --> 01:25:50,125 - The Legislator is here! - Welcome! 1227 01:25:50,405 --> 01:25:53,919 Welcome, Mr Legislator! He's the legislator from our area. 1228 01:25:53,944 --> 01:25:56,638 Mr Legislator, thank you very much! 1229 01:25:57,529 --> 01:25:59,308 - We're very grateful! - Radha! 1230 01:25:59,481 --> 01:26:00,837 Coming, uncle. 1231 01:26:03,148 --> 01:26:06,623 - Radha, take her and fulfil your promise. - Please come. 1232 01:26:07,532 --> 01:26:09,327 - She is the Inspector's wife. - Hello. 1233 01:26:09,386 --> 01:26:12,223 - It's nice to see you. - She's my wife. 1234 01:26:13,609 --> 01:26:15,390 - Come in. - Pankhuri! 1235 01:26:22,054 --> 01:26:24,054 Call the bride and the bridegroom. It's about time. 1236 01:26:24,209 --> 01:26:25,914 - Call the bride and the groom. - Sure. 1237 01:26:26,391 --> 01:26:28,208 - Priya! - Suman! 1238 01:26:28,438 --> 01:26:30,310 - Munni! - Where is she? 1239 01:26:30,539 --> 01:26:32,410 - Pankhuri! - No need to worry. 1240 01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:34,320 - Hurry up! - Pankhuri, make it fast! 1241 01:26:34,464 --> 01:26:35,464 Come downstairs! 1242 01:26:36,408 --> 01:26:37,885 There she is! 1243 01:26:40,171 --> 01:26:41,732 Such a lovely couple! 1244 01:26:43,499 --> 01:26:44,593 Wonderful. 1245 01:26:49,257 --> 01:26:50,257 Sit down. 1246 01:26:50,296 --> 01:26:52,038 Please sit down. 1247 01:26:53,015 --> 01:26:54,249 The Legislator is worried. 1248 01:27:10,676 --> 01:27:11,758 Rise. 1249 01:27:19,045 --> 01:27:21,085 - What? - I see! 1250 01:27:23,263 --> 01:27:24,680 Where are you going? 1251 01:27:32,872 --> 01:27:33,872 Suman! 1252 01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,868 - Father! - Sir, over there! 1253 01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:40,557 Hurry up! 1254 01:27:41,245 --> 01:27:44,266 - Quick! - Come on, faster! 1255 01:27:45,075 --> 01:27:47,694 How many rounds? Four? Five? 1256 01:27:50,138 --> 01:27:52,583 Suman! 1257 01:27:58,146 --> 01:27:59,788 Suman! 1258 01:28:00,747 --> 01:28:02,677 Hurry up, son! 1259 01:28:03,771 --> 01:28:04,942 Damn you, priest! 1260 01:28:06,146 --> 01:28:09,216 Come on, walk faster! 1261 01:28:09,357 --> 01:28:10,508 Robdar! 1262 01:28:11,814 --> 01:28:13,735 The priest played a game. 1263 01:28:14,012 --> 01:28:16,795 - What? I didn't do that. - He conned me! 1264 01:28:16,893 --> 01:28:18,415 I didn't con anyone. 1265 01:28:19,239 --> 01:28:20,976 - Is this con? - Your daughter is here, 1266 01:28:21,835 --> 01:28:22,835 and mine is here. 1267 01:28:23,279 --> 01:28:25,640 - Then whose daughter is marrying? - That's my daughter. 1268 01:28:25,908 --> 01:28:27,863 Take your veil off. 1269 01:28:31,284 --> 01:28:33,601 - Where's the Collector? - He must be around. 1270 01:28:34,326 --> 01:28:36,323 Here's the Collector, Mr Robdar! 1271 01:28:41,448 --> 01:28:42,737 Will you please make way? 1272 01:28:44,327 --> 01:28:46,547 I got my daughter married. 1273 01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:49,023 - As for my son, we'll think later. - Later. 1274 01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:50,731 - Come on, Robdar! - Where to? 1275 01:28:51,101 --> 01:28:52,959 Where to? To jail! 1276 01:28:54,205 --> 01:28:57,965 This priest gave me an invitation. I'll read it out. 1277 01:28:58,870 --> 01:29:02,084 I, Girdharilal Sharma, son of Bansilal Sharma, 1278 01:29:02,376 --> 01:29:05,141 agree that for my selfish interests, 1279 01:29:05,259 --> 01:29:08,776 I got my son Banwarilal Sharma kidnapped by Robdar. 1280 01:29:09,719 --> 01:29:12,504 - That's what the priest wrote. - Did you write this? 1281 01:29:12,744 --> 01:29:15,529 - It's my handwriting. - He has even signed it! 1282 01:29:16,008 --> 01:29:17,479 - Yadav! - Yes, sir? 1283 01:29:17,677 --> 01:29:19,469 - Cuff him. - Okay, sir. 1284 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:22,869 Mr Collector! 1285 01:29:23,708 --> 01:29:26,114 Please come here! 1286 01:29:27,127 --> 01:29:28,127 Come closer. 1287 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,121 Take a photograph and send it to all the newspapers. 1288 01:29:34,702 --> 01:29:36,650 Mr Collector has been found. 1289 01:29:37,017 --> 01:29:38,985 - Done, sir. - Come on. 1290 01:29:39,719 --> 01:29:42,075 Put him in jail. That's where he belongs! 1291 01:29:47,941 --> 01:29:49,447 You were right, sir! 1292 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:51,962 You can't see the face behind the veil. 1293 01:29:56,074 --> 01:29:57,074 Father! 1294 01:30:00,311 --> 01:30:01,927 Who will take care of the Lord? 1295 01:30:03,701 --> 01:30:05,946 What has the 21st made you do? 1296 01:30:08,906 --> 01:30:12,355 Father, you said you'd settle Radha, and you did it. 1297 01:30:13,177 --> 01:30:14,712 I did whatever you asked me to. 1298 01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:18,482 Now that you are going away, what am I to do? 1299 01:30:21,186 --> 01:30:23,873 You never asked me who I want to marry. 1300 01:30:24,154 --> 01:30:25,280 I'm your father. 1301 01:30:27,430 --> 01:30:28,430 Come here. 1302 01:30:39,530 --> 01:30:40,925 She'll take care of the Lord. 1303 01:30:46,302 --> 01:30:49,135 Sadly, I won't be around when you get married. 1304 01:30:49,223 --> 01:30:50,223 Don't say that. 1305 01:30:51,081 --> 01:30:52,081 Come on. 1306 01:30:52,905 --> 01:30:56,157 Officer, I hope he won't be incommunicado in jail. 1307 01:30:56,722 --> 01:30:58,417 - 9869... - I'm not asking for a number. 1308 01:30:58,585 --> 01:31:01,759 - Will he be safe in the jail? - He will be. Don't worry. 1309 01:31:01,911 --> 01:31:04,263 Sir, don't keep him isolated. 1310 01:31:05,163 --> 01:31:07,523 - He's weak-willed, he might kick the bucket. - Don't worry. 1311 01:31:07,670 --> 01:31:09,234 One moment, sir. 1312 01:31:09,303 --> 01:31:11,128 Munni, listen dear. 1313 01:31:11,893 --> 01:31:13,574 Life is all about highs and lows. 1314 01:31:15,123 --> 01:31:16,123 This is a low phase. 1315 01:31:18,357 --> 01:31:19,717 What's your boyfriend's name? 1316 01:31:21,978 --> 01:31:23,265 Marry that scoundrel. 1317 01:31:25,796 --> 01:31:28,671 But dad, my phone bill hasn't been paid. 1318 01:31:28,798 --> 01:31:31,619 If you leave, I can't contact him. 1319 01:31:32,270 --> 01:31:34,610 Damn! Don't worry. 1320 01:31:35,739 --> 01:31:38,218 - Gabru! - Yes, sir. 1321 01:31:38,388 --> 01:31:42,300 Make bill payments that will last Munni for a lifetime. 1322 01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,630 - Sir! - I'll do that. 1323 01:31:44,655 --> 01:31:45,970 - Sir! - Come on. 1324 01:31:46,193 --> 01:31:48,192 - What happened? - Don't drink water in jail. 1325 01:31:48,390 --> 01:31:50,992 Grandpa forbids you. Take this water bottle along. 1326 01:31:51,289 --> 01:31:53,486 Take care of your sister. Okay? 1327 01:31:54,055 --> 01:31:55,348 - Yadav! - Sir. 1328 01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:56,708 Ok, don't worry. 1329 01:31:57,271 --> 01:31:59,123 - Come on. - Take care. 1330 01:31:59,757 --> 01:32:02,254 - Go, take care of grandpa. - Oh, Goddess Durga! 1331 01:32:08,122 --> 01:32:10,080 Father, take care of yourself! 1332 01:32:10,603 --> 01:32:12,236 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 1333 01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:26,216 "In the pleasing shade of Your presence," 1334 01:32:27,607 --> 01:32:34,124 "I was resting peacefully. Little did I know," 1335 01:32:34,398 --> 01:32:37,223 "my life would just pass on!" 1336 01:32:38,862 --> 01:32:40,619 A devotee says that to God. 1337 01:32:42,136 --> 01:32:43,559 Do God a favour. 1338 01:32:47,398 --> 01:32:48,398 Sing along. 1339 01:32:48,512 --> 01:32:54,420 "In the pleasing shade of Your presence, I was resting peacefully!" 1340 01:32:54,819 --> 01:33:00,129 "Little did I know, my life would pass on!" 1341 01:33:00,285 --> 01:33:05,849 "In the pleasing shade of Your presence, I was resting peacefully!" 1342 01:33:06,023 --> 01:33:11,649 "Little did I know, my life would pass on!" 1343 01:33:11,945 --> 01:33:16,413 "In the pleasing shade of Your presence, I was resting peacefully!" 1344 01:33:16,528 --> 01:33:17,766 What does it mean? 1345 01:33:19,780 --> 01:33:22,014 Some are sitting inside, some outside. 1346 01:33:22,123 --> 01:33:24,848 Some are in the hospital, some in the airplane. 1347 01:33:24,911 --> 01:33:27,301 - In short... - Everyone's seated! 1348 01:33:28,343 --> 01:33:29,786 So, let's keep chanting. 1349 01:33:30,961 --> 01:33:34,234 Jailer! Hail to the officer! 1350 01:33:35,404 --> 01:33:38,131 - Lord! - Hail to Thee! 1351 01:33:40,844 --> 01:33:45,617 "Everyone is crazy for my sensual youth." 1352 01:33:46,351 --> 01:33:50,969 "They gaze at me as if their eyes are a x-ray machine." 1353 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:57,168 "They dream of spending life with me, their heart is full of love for me." 1354 01:33:57,193 --> 01:34:02,109 "Everyone is intoxicated in my love." 1355 01:34:02,781 --> 01:34:07,476 "I am just one but thousands are lusting after me." 1356 01:34:08,179 --> 01:34:13,730 "I am just one but thousands are lusting after me." 1357 01:34:13,754 --> 01:34:16,754 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org 102645