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RUPAUL: Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race...
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STACEY: You will be
working in teams
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to create an iconic fashion line
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made entirely from
recyclable materials.
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JIMBO: What do you guys think
if I make a crown with these?
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TYNOMI: I'm not going out on the
runway without a cohesive look.
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BROOKE LYNN: Oh, wow.
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JEFFREY: Rita Baga,
con-drag-ulations.
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You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
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RITA: Woo!
JEFFREY: Team Paper.
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STACEY: I would love to have
seen a little bit more couture.
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ILONA: Jimbo had this really
cool idea to be our queen.
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JEFFREY: Well, I like
the idea for Jimbo as well.
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BROOKE LYNN: It looks like I
should hang you in my backyard
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and beat you with a stick.
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JEFFREY: Ilona Verley,
chanté, you stay.
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ILONA: [gasps]
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks...
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Sashay away.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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ILONA: [tearfully]
Sisters for life.
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ILONA: Another Toronto girl
has left the building.
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ILONA: "Love life, be you,
Tynomi Banks."
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ILONA: I'm so grateful
that I'm still here,
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but it's so hard
when it's bittersweet.
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It just sucks.
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ILONA: I love you, Tynomi.
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♪
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RITA: I think Tynomi is
one of the greatest queens
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that we have here in Canada.
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She has been an inspiration,
and I will miss her deeply.
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But I came here to win,
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so I better work.
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SCARLETT: This game
feels so real now.
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It feels like this room
is getting empty.
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PRIYANKA: It's like
every woman for themselves.
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LEMON: Every week
it feels like a family--
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like a real family member
is... dipping.
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It's so sad.
KIARA: Yeah.
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PRIYANKA: Except
for when Kyne left.
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I didn't care.
[laughter]
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BOA: Oh, you bitch!
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You're the devil, bitch!
You're the devil.
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I have this theory that Priyanka
is possessed by the devil
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because she's so perfect
and she's here to take over
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the world as a drag queen.
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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RITA: So she's not perfect.
Have you seen her ears?
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[cheetah sound effect]
[laughter]
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PRIYANKA: [giggles]
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PRIYANKA: This week
I'm on my game.
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I have to be.
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Being voted "Best Local
Drag Queen of Toronto,"
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there's so much
like riding on me.
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And now that Tynomi is gone,
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I think that
I'm a top contender.
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PRIYANKA: I'm very
excited to win $100.000.
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It's gonna be really cool.
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LEMON: I'm very excited to
watch you not win $100.000.
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PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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JIMBO: Someone has
to go home next.
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I'm kind of wondering who
the next bitch is gonna be.
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ILONA: Ah-ha-ow!
This thing just paper cut me!
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♪
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RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
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a year of hotel
stays from Hilton,
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and a cash prize of $100.000.
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With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
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and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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With tonight's extra special
guest host, Mary Walsh.
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♪
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♪
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PRIYANKA: Oop!
LEMON: [laughs]
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LEMON: Top 8, doll.
JIMBO: Top 8.
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ILONA: It's a new day
in the workroom,
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and I'm thankfully still here,
but we're all kind of getting
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at each other's throats
a little bit at this point.
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LEMON: Tensions were
pretty high last week.
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ILONA: Having to
lip sync for my life,
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like, when the song started,
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I almost was just gonna
walk off the stage.
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I stood there when it was over
looking around, being like,
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"I'm fine if I leave tonight."
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PRIYANKA: But that's
so disrespectful.
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SCARLETT: Stupid!
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PRIYANKA: That's
so disrespectful
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to the competition,
to the judges, to us.
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PRIYANKA: We're
gonna play many cards
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during this competition.
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Just don't play
the victim card, okay?
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ILONA: How was I playing
the victim card, girl?
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PRIYANKA: Because you're
like, "Feel bad for me.
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"I want to go home.
It's too stressful.
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"I don't want to
send my friend home."
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ILONA: I was feeling
my own emotions,
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which are mine to have,
and how dare you tell me
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how to feel, Priyanka?
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PRIYANKA: Okay, sorry.
I apologize.
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ILONA: Yeah, thank you.
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JIMBO: Well, thank you!
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LEMON: I guess tensions
are still high.
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[tense laughter]
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[siren]
PRIYANKA: [screams]
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RUPAUL: O Canada!
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She done already
done had herses.
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Hello, my queens.
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KIARA: Hi, little girl.
RUPAUL: Wait.
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What was I about to say?
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Oh, it's all coming
back to me now.
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Near, far, wherever you are,
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it's time to make
a titanic impression,
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and if we move in unison,
then love can move mountains.
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SCARLETT: Ahh!
KIARA: Ah, Celina.
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RUPAUL: And that's
the way it is.
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Mama's homo!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Is it bad luck
to wear sunglasses indoors?
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I wish I cared.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: But sunglasses
are the best protection
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against harmful, shady gays.
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[oohing from the queens]
ILONA: Oh no!
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BROOKE LYNN: Can we get
some protection up in here?
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Oh, pit crew!
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[oohs & aahs from queens]
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BROOKE LYNN: You guessed it,
my lambs.
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In the grand tradition of
Paris, Ontario, is Burning...
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Today's mini
challenge is all about reading.
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BOA: Oh my god!
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BROOKE LYNN: Because
reading is what?
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QUEENS: Fundamental!
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BROOKE LYNN: One at a time,
you will come stand with me,
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select a beautiful, stylish pair
of Bailey Nelson sunglasses,
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and dewy decimate
these bitches to filth.
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SCARLETT: Yes!
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BROOKE LYNN: The library
of Canada is officially open.
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BOA: Oh my god!
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BROOKE LYNN: Okay,
Priyanka, come on down.
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Select a pair of sunglasses.
PRIYANKA: Oh.
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
at your will.
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PRIYANKA: Scarlett BoBo,
your face is like your spot
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in this competition--
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filler.
SCARLETT: Ahh!
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[laughter]
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PRIYANKA: Kiara, you are
just finally understanding
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how to speak English, but now,
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when will you finally
understand how to do drag?
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Was that bad?
LEMON: [laughs]
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BROOKE LYNN: It wasn't
your best work.
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[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Let's move on.
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PRIYANKA: Jimbo, I was so
excited to finally see you
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out of drag for the first time,
but really, it's all the same.
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Mediocre.
[gasps & laughter]
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JIMBO: Okurr.
ILONA: Hi, poors.
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First up, Boa,
Bitch On Arrival.
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When are you gonna
show up, girl?
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[oohing & laughter]
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BOA: That was good,
that was good, that was good.
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ILONA: BoBo, you should really
change your last name to Hobo
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because your drag is
more than pedestrian.
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BROOKE LYNN: Wouldn't that
be less than pedestrian?
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JIMBO: Yeah.
SCARLETT: Yes!
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ILONA: No, it's like--
like more than just pedestrian.
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BROOKE LYNN: Oh.
Oh.
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ILONA: Oh my god, I live.
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Okay, Rita Baga, you're only
in your 30s but you paint like
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you're trying to get
the seniors' discount
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at the supermarket.
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BROOKE LYNN: That's
'cause she's a smart bitch.
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RITA: Mm-hm!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Let her rip, girl.
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BOA: Priyanka, it's so crazy
how you can paint so fast.
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We paint one face,
and you paint two faces.
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PRIYANKA: Oh, 'cause I'm shady?
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BOA: Yeah.
PRIYANKA: Ah, you got it!
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BOA: Lemon, can
you hold my drink?
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I always love putting
it on a coaster.
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[laughter]
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♪
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LEMON: That was a good one.
That was a good one.
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SCARLETT: Ilona Verley,
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in drag you give us
Morticia Addams.
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Out of drag, Uncle Fester.
[laughter]
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SCARLETT: Kiara, I never
understood the term
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"loose lips" until I met you.
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You get used more than a
revolving door during rush hour.
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[laughter]
KIARA: Oh my god.
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SCARLETT: Rita Baga,
the only thing worse than
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your drag closet
is your piss poor attitude.
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RITA: I'm sorry?
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: It's
not a bad attitude.
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She's French Canadian.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, BoBo.
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PRIYANKA: Ah, I'm so scared!
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KIARA: Boa, I'd love
to take you to the gym,
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not to work out with you, but
to use you as my exercise ball.
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Lemon,
I know you have a lot to say.
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SCARLETT: Oh, those are cute.
PRIYANKA: Really cute on you.
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BROOKE LYNN: Oh, don't try
to be nice now, bitches.
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LEMON: Priyanka,
you talk about having sex a lot,
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but the only thing
you're fucking is stupid.
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[laughter]
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BOA: You in danger, bitch!
[laughter]
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LEMON: Kiara, are you a bird?
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Because all your runways are
cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!
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[oohing & screaming]
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LEMON: Rita Baga,
last week I saw you
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playing with the plastics,
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and I saw that there
was a slinky there,
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and you really remind
me of a slinky because
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I don't know what you're
good at, but I'd love to
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push you down the stairs.
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ILONA: Oh!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Good job, Lemon.
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LEMON: Coasting where?
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BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo.
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JIMBO: Ilona, someone
get this bitch a medal.
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She's a broken record--
sickening, work, I'm living.
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[laughter]
ILONA: Oh!
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JIMBO: Kiara, was
your mom a bird?
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Because you're
pigeon-toed, bitch!
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SCARLETT: Ah!
KIARA: Pigeon-toed?
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BROOKE LYNN: Surprise.
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JIMBO: Lemon,
you're so full of yourself,
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you could be
a lemon meringue pie--
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light and fluffy on top
with a crusty little bottom.
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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JIMBO: Rita Baga,
you think you're all that
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and a bag-a chips, but I'm
getting more bag-a garbage.
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ILONA: Oh!
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JIMBO: But I'm not.
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I actually think
you're incredible.
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ILONA: Don't say it.
JIMBO: I'm sorry.
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That's the worst.
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Bad Jimbo.
Bad Jimbo.
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Bad!
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RITA: Priyanka, so apparently
you are DTF,
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but to me you're more QTL--
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questionable taste level.
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PRIYANKA: Ah!
[laughter]
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RITA: Okay,
hold on five seconds.
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♪
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Okay, can we
just embrace the fact
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that Ilona wasn't complaining
for five seconds, please?
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ILONA: Oh!
[laughter]
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RITA: And I'm grateful
that we have this
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opportunity to do
Drag Race, so finally,
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a Canadian can win Drag Race.
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ILONA: Oh!
RITA: Thank you!
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ILONA: She just let
Brooke Lynn have it!
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RITA: Thank you!
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BROOKE LYNN: See you
on the runway, girl.
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JIMBO: Oh, you in danger, bitch!
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BROOKE LYNN: La bibliotheque
is now closed,
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which means you're loitering.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Run along,
darling, run along.
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It's always so sad
to watch him go.
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LEMON: Not that sad.
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BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
you shady, shady beavers,
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the winner of this week's
mini challenge
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is...
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Lemon.
[applause]
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LEMON: Yeah!
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Fuck you.
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BROOKE LYNN: You have won
a $1.000 gift certificate
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from LAG Concepts
for divine drag jewels.
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LEMON: Work!
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I'm gagging.
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BROOKE LYNN: You know,
they say imitation
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is the sincerest
form of flattery.
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That's right.
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For this week's maxi challenge,
we are playing
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the one, the only...
Snatch Game.
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[cheering & applause]
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ILONA: This is the first
Snatch Game ever in Canada.
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How iconic.
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BROOKE LYNN: Each of you
must impersonate a celebrity
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and do your very best
to make us
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blank our blanking blanks off.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDragRace.
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Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
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[laughter & applause]
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LEMON: Snatch Game
is very important
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in this competition because
it separates the dumb bitches
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from the really clever girls.
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♪
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LEMON: Did you
grow up doing improv?
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PRIYANKA: I did.
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It's been a while
since I have done improv,
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but I feel like drag
is improv, so...
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LEMON: It is.
PRIYANKA: I'm excited.
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PRIYANKA: Improv
challenges are my jam.
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I worked in kids TV
for eight years.
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Working in kids TV taught me how
to play different characters,
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and just how to like own
everything I'm doing.
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JIMBO: Why are you
glittering that head up?
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PRIYANKA: I'm making
it into a crystal ball.
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JIMBO: What are you being?
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PRIYANKA: I'm gonna
be Miss Cleo.
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JIMBO: Oh, Cleo never lie!
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PRIYANKA: Miss Cleo never lies.
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Call me now.
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PRIYANKA: Miss Cleo,
the famous TV psychic.
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She's West Indian.
I can play into that.
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PRIYANKA: $199 for
our psychic reading.
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PRIYANKA: Snatch Game
you need to be really,
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really big or you
literally can go home.
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PRIYANKA: This!
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PRIYANKA: I think
I'm gonna be okay.
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PRIYANKA: I look like
Will Smith in Aladin.
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PRIYANKA: Call me now.
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JEFFREY: Bonjour, babies!
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LEMON: Hi-eee.
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JEFFREY: I'm here to see
who can tickle my funny bone
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with their she-larious snatch.
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[laughter]
LEMON: Yes!
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JEFFREY: Hi, Kiara.
KIARA: Hi, Jeffrey.
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JEFFREY: How are we?
KIARA: I'm good, I'm excited.
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JEFFREY: Snatch Game
is my favourite game
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of the year, honey!
KIARA: Yeah, me too.
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JEFFREY: It's
Snatch Game season.
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KIARA: Yes.
JEFFREY: Speaking of which...
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What season is this?
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KIARA: It's Christmas.
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JEFFREY: [gasps]
Mariah!
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KIARA: Of course, yeah.
Gonna get some champagne.
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Gonna get some good boobies.
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JEFFREY: I like
where this is going!
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KIARA: I do her in my show
sometimes and, you know,
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people really enjoy it.
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JEFFREY: It's about
staying in character,
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thinking like the character...
KIARA: Yes.
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JEFFREY: ...and making us laugh.
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KIARA: Yeah, for sure.
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JEFFREY: Don't let
Mariah down, honey.
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KIARA: I won't, baby.
JEFFREY: Thanks, Kiara.
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Can't wait to see it.
KIARA: Thank you.
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JEFFREY: I can't even begin
to imagine who this is.
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ILONA: Right, there's
a lot happening here.
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JEFFREY: Give me a hint.
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ILONA: I'm getting ready to
source out fucking cocks.
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JEFFREY: [gasps]
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ILONA: Giving you
a little Rebecca More.
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JEFFREY: So exciting!
ILONA: Yeah!
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ILONA: Rebecca More
is an iconic porn star,
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otherwise known as
the Cock Destroyer.
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Hello.
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JEFFREY: Okay, so what are you
gonna do to bring Rebecca
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to life and make me laugh?
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ILONA: So I think being Rebecca
is just that over the top
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personality, which is,
I think, something I need
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to channel across anyways.
JEFFREY: Yes, girl.
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ILONA: So I think this is gonna
be the perfect character
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for me to do
to get that across.
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JEFFREY: Do not fade
into the background.
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This is your time to shine.
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Destroy, bitch.
ILONA: I'm gonna destroy.
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I'm gonna destroy.
JEFFREY: See you soon.
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Bye-ee.
ILONA: Bye.
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JEFFREY: Jimbo,
I can't think for a second
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who you could possibly be doing.
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JIMBO: [Joan Rivers]
Oh, oh, can we tawk, Jeffrey?
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JEFFREY: Oh, you are giving me
Joan Rivers right now.
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JIMBO: You got it, girl!
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JIMBO: Joan Rivers is an icon
in the gay community,
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in the comedians' community,
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so I have some
really big shoes to fill.
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I need to make sure
that my portrayal of her
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lives up to her legendary name.
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JEFFREY: I cannot wait to see
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what you bring us
with Miss Joan Rivers.
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But you also haven't
gotten a win yet.
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JIMBO: Okay.
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JEFFREY: We know that you can
deliver when it comes to looks.
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We know that you can deliver
when it comes to personality.
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This is your time
to shine, okay?
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This is Snatch Game, girl.
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You have made it, now bring it.
JIMBO: Thank you.
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JEFFREY: Thanks, Jimbo.
JIMBO: Thank you, Jeffrey.
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JEFFREY: Bye.
JIMBO: Bye.
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JIMBO: I'm gonna bring
everything I have
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to the Snatch Game.
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I really want to be seen
as a fierce competitor,
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and ready to win.
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PRIYANKA: Hi, Jeffrey.
JEFFREY: Hi.
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Girl, who are we doing?
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PRIYANKA: I'm gonna
be Miss Cleo.
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JEFFREY: Exciting.
PRIYANKA: I'm very excited.
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JEFFREY: Okay, so you've
got the look down.
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How are you gonna make
us laugh as Miss Cleo?
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PRIYANKA: I did a lot of improv.
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I just have to really like
listen to what's going on.
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JEFFREY: You really stood out
in the acting challenge,
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so we know that you
can bring the comedy.
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We know that you can deliver.
PRIYANKA: Yes.
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JEFFREY: So I'm looking forward
to seeing what you're
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gonna bring with Miss Cleo.
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PRIYANKA: My talk with
Jeffrey is going pretty well.
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Jeffrey has full
confidence in me.
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JEFFREY: Did you come to win,
or did you come to play?
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PRIYANKA: I came to win.
Ha!
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JEFFREY: I can't
wait to see you win.
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Thanks, Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Thank you, Jeffrey.
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JEFFREY: Goodbye-ee.
PRIYANKA: Bye-ee.
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PRIYANKA: I have potential to be
funny, and I'm good at acting,
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so don't worry.
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Miss Cleo will come to life.
I promise.
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PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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JEFFREY: What's all this?
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SCARLETT: Hello.
How are you?
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JEFFREY: You have
a lot going on here.
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SCARLETT: I've got
it down to two.
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00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,325
JEFFREY: Oh, we
have options here.
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SCARLETT: Yeah,
so I have my Liza.
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JEFFREY: I love a good Liza.
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SCARLETT: And
I have Fran Drescher,
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which is my new one.
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00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,466
JEFFREY: Okay, so give me
some of what you've got.
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00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,967
Give me a little bit
of Fran Drescher.
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SCARLETT: [Fran Drescher]
Oh, Mr. Jeffrey, ha-ha!
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00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,206
How you doing today?
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00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:44,844
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,946
SCARLETT: I'm like,
"Oh my god."
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,582
He's looking at me like...
JEFFREY: Switch it up.
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Give me a little bit
of Liza, darling.
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00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,652
SCARLETT: [Liza Minelli]
Well, it's fuckin' Liza.
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00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,986
I mean, look at this.
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00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,488
I've got two hairs.
I've got two wigs.
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I've got some shoes
and an outfit.
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It's Liza!
JEFFREY: [laughs]
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SCARLETT: It's Liza Minelli,
you know?
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00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,595
How can you go wrong with Liza?
JEFFREY: Amazing.
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00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,996
Okay, so you've
done Liza before.
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00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,598
SCARLETT: Yeah.
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00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,300
JEFFREY: Ask yourself, is this
the time to take a risk,
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or is this the time
to play it safe?
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Because you have been safe
in this competition
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again and again and again.
SCARLETT: Yeah.
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JEFFREY: I'll just
leave you with that.
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00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,642
SCARLETT: Thanks, honey.
JEFFREY: Bye!
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SCARLETT: I'm happy that
I made it to Snatch Game,
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but I just don't know
who I'm gonna pick.
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SCARLETT: [Drescher]
Mrs. Sheffield.
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00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,217
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,652
♪
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JEFFREY: Rita Baga, so what
have we got going on here?
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RITA: She's the most
well-known French singer.
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JEFFREY: Edith Piaf.
RITA: Yes.
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00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,431
JEFFREY: Um, she's got
so much to work with.
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RITA: I choose Edith Piaf.
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00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,702
I don't think it has
ever been done before,
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a French character on the
Snatch Game and, you know,
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she likes to be memorable.
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RITA: People know her mostly
because she was a drug addict.
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00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,577
JEFFREY: Yes.
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00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,847
RITA: She was really miserable,
so it's easy to play with that.
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00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,551
But when she first started her
career, she was really sassy.
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00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,886
I'm gonna play with that.
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00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,654
JEFFREY: No one's done
her on Snatch Game.
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00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,823
RITA: I'm excited but
I'm nervous at the same time.
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JEFFREY: Let's see what
you've got, Miss Rita Baga.
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00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,260
I can't wait.
Make us laugh.
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00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:07,994
RITA: I will.
JEFFREY: Bye.
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00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,528
RITA: It's a promise.
469
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,297
JEFFREY: What have
we got going on here?
470
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,765
BOA: So, we have
some Cyndi Lauper.
471
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,467
JEFFREY: Uh-huh.
BOA: Rebel Wilson.
472
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,469
JEFFREY: Who else?
BOA: Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
473
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,504
JEFFREY: The girl
who had fake cancer?
474
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,907
BOA: Yes.
JEFFREY: Okay, okay.
475
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,509
BOA: I really want to do it but
I don't want to be offensive,
476
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,177
so I feel like I'm playing
on a fine line here.
477
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,679
JEFFREY: Okay.
478
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,014
I want to hear a little bit
of what you've got
479
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,248
for Cyndi Lauper's voice.
480
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,050
BOA: [Cyndi Lauper] Very
like New Yawk and cute,
481
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,920
and she's got a little something
in her throat, you know?
482
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,989
JEFFREY: I don't know
if I do know.
483
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,760
BOA: Jeffrey's looking at me
like, "You better don't, girl!"
484
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,028
BOA: [Lauper]
A little higher, maybe?
485
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,930
Something like that?
Is that a little bit better?
486
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,197
JEFFREY: Okay...
487
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,266
I want to hear what you've got
for Rebel Wilson.
488
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,001
BOA: So excited to
be here, Jeffrey,
489
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,304
and she can do like a dab.
She does a dab.
490
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,640
Maybe she could have like
a tattoo or something.
491
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,276
And she's just stupid,
like I could just like...
492
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,511
JEFFREY: Don't think
too much about it,
493
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,446
but listen to what
you're saying, okay?
494
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,381
You've got a lot of
work ahead of you.
495
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,250
I can't wait to see
what you pull together.
496
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,952
You've got this.
Peace.
497
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,119
BOA: Take care.
I love you.
498
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,088
JEFFREY: Bye-ee!
BOA: [sputters]
499
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,424
JEFFREY: Hi, Lemon.
LEMON: How are you?
500
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,392
JEFFREY: So what have
we got going on here?
501
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,361
LEMON: I've decided
to do JoJo Siwa
502
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,630
who is from Dance Moms.
JEFFREY: Okay.
503
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,132
LEMON: And now she is
a kind of child star.
504
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,667
She's a very loud personality.
505
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,303
LEMON: JoJo has so many
funny qualities about her.
506
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,638
She talks superfast.
507
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,674
She asks questions and then
answers them immediately.
508
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,077
She can't pronounce her Rs,
so I think there's a lot
509
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,745
of material that
I can work with.
510
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,080
JEFFREY: Let's talk
about the critiques.
511
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,047
How are you feeling
about everything?
512
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,716
LEMON: I'm feeling puzzlement.
513
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,118
I'm a little bit confused
because I'm working my butt off,
514
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,087
and it's feeling like
I'm not doing enough.
515
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,154
JEFFREY: Hm.
516
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,956
LEMON: And drag
is my everything.
517
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,459
Like, I thought for a long time
that dance was the only thing
518
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,628
that made me happy,
and then I found this,
519
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,465
and it just changed my world.
520
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,133
JEFFREY: You're really
feeling this right now, huh?
521
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,002
LEMON: Yeah, I want to
prove to you guys that
522
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,636
this matters so much to me,
523
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,172
and I want to be
Canada's next drag superstar,
524
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,008
and I want to show you guys
that I have everything
525
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,542
it fucking takes to do that.
526
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,277
JEFFREY: I cannot wait to see
what you bring to Snatch Game.
527
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,513
Make us laugh.
LEMON: I can't either.
528
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,848
JEFFREY: Bye.
529
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,016
LEMON: After being
called a coaster,
530
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,218
I know that I have
to take a huge risk,
531
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,320
and Snatch Game
is the perfect place to do that
532
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490
because if I'm gonna lose,
I'm gonna lose big.
533
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,959
♪
534
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,962
JEFFREY: Ladies, I'm going to
leave you to get into your faces
535
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,463
and out of your heads.
536
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,099
And tomorrow,
on the main stage,
537
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,169
category is "Night of
a Thousand Celines."
538
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,072
[applause & laughter]
539
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,373
JEFFREY: And on the runway,
540
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:37,176
we'll be joined by our
extra special guest host,
541
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,712
iconic funny woman,
Mary Walsh.
542
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,946
[applause & laughter]
ILONA: Oh my god!
543
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,115
JIMBO: I have watched her
since I was a little boy.
544
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,484
Mary Walsh is hilarious.
545
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,720
JEFFREY: Bye, girls.
QUEENS: Bye-ee.
546
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,657
JEFFREY: Make us laugh.
LEMON: [laughs] Oh, fuck.
547
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,160
SCARLETT: Snatch Game,
you've gotta serve or go home.
548
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,195
SCARLETT: [Minnelli]
It's Liza!
549
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,831
It's fuckin' Liza!
Oh my god.
550
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,700
♪
551
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,135
ILONA: Oh!
552
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,904
TRACI: Hi, I'm Traci Melchor.
553
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,707
We are live on the red carpet
with SheTalk at the Snatch Game.
554
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,878
♪
555
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,214
TRACI: All the stars are
out for this premiere.
556
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,682
BOA: [Gypsy Rose]
I'm so excited to be here.
557
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,417
TRACI: Are you gonna play
by the rules tonight?
558
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,719
SCARLETT: [Minelli]
I make the rules, honey.
559
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,220
I'm Liza!
I'm fuckin' Liza!
560
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,255
TRACI: It's the gayest
night of the year!
561
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,957
RITA: [Edith Piaf]
Let's have a ménage a trois?
562
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,425
TRACI: Since last week...
563
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,593
ILONA: [Rebecca More] Lately
I've been just trying to be
564
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,794
a pretty good girl.
565
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,129
PRIYANKA: [Miss Cleo]
The odds are in my favour
566
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,664
for the low price of 3.99.
567
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,032
You got some money in there?
568
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,034
TRACI: So let's tuck in,
and get ready for some
569
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,368
snatch-worthy appearances.
570
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,636
BOA: There we go.
We're good, we're good.
571
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,371
Oh, no!
572
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,673
JIMBO: [Rivers] I haven't
been flashed this much
573
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,042
since Central Park.
574
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:46,712
♪
575
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:50,216
BROOKE LYNN: Welcome to Canada's
newest game show sensation,
576
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:53,252
the Snatch Game.
577
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,820
BROOKE LYNN: I am your host,
Brooke Lynn Hytes,
578
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,423
living proof that if
you bomb this show,
579
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,792
they make you
come back and host it.
580
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,329
Joining us today is Scottish-
born interior design duo,
581
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,364
Colin and Justin.
JUSTIN: Hey, Brookers!
582
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,032
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi.
How are ya?
583
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,034
JUSTIN: We're always
good when you're nearby.
584
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,369
BROOKE LYNN: Now, you boys
have been in Canada
585
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:11,637
for over a decade now.
586
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,172
What do you love so much
about living here?
587
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,240
COLIN: It's a lifestyle.
588
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,975
It's about getting
close to nature.
589
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,777
It's about wearing plaid.
590
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,345
BROOKE LYNN: What
about our wildlife?
591
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,380
JUSTIN: We've seen a few
bears in our travels.
592
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,715
COLIN: And there's
a lot of beaver
593
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,283
in this room this evening.
JUSTIN: [laughs]
594
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,319
Yes, there is.
[laughter]
595
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,255
BROOKE LYNN: Let's meet
our celebrities.
596
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,758
First up, ripped from
the headlines, and her IV,
597
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,094
it's Gypsy Rose Blanchard!
598
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,362
BOA: Hi, how are you?
599
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,696
BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Gypsy.
How you feeling?
600
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:41,600
BOA: I'm excited, so excited
I could just kill my mother!
601
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,637
♪
602
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,907
BROOKE LYNN: And look who it is!
None other than Joan Rivers!
603
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,376
JIMBO: Oh, Brooke Lynn,
I'm wondering what the hell
604
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,045
I did for my life
to end up in the bottom
605
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,214
of the waste basket
with these hairballs!
606
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,716
Oh, and I also brought Edgar.
607
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,820
I don't go anywhere
without Edgar's ashes.
608
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:02,821
Oh!
COLIN: [laughs]
609
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,089
BROOKE LYNN: Oh my goodness.
610
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,926
And look, from Dance Moms,
online sensation,
611
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,761
it is JoJo Siwa!
612
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,763
LEMON: Hey, how's it goin'?
I'm so excited to be here.
613
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,131
This is the best day
of my whole life!
614
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,599
Just legit the best day ever!
615
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,801
I am so excited to be here
at the Snatch Game.
616
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,803
I'm so excited to live my truth.
617
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,505
BROOKE LYNN: And what
truth would that be?
618
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,407
LEMON: That I can't
pronounce my Rs.
619
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,342
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.
620
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,944
LEMON: Thank you, Brooke Lynn!
621
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,079
BROOKE LYNN: And it is
everybody's favourite
622
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,248
TV psychic, Miss Cleo.
623
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,116
PRIYANKA: Call me now!
624
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,751
BROOKE LYNN: Miss Cleo, can
you tell me what I'm thinking
625
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,053
right now?
626
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,922
PRIYANKA: Hm, you're
thinking about...
627
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:40,626
some snatch for taste later.
628
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:41,827
BROOKE LYNN: What
does that mean?
629
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,263
PRIYANKA: It means
you suck a pom-pom.
630
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:45,698
BROOKE LYNN: What's a pom-pom?
631
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,633
PRIYANKA: Look under
the dance belt.
632
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,702
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, got it.
633
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,171
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
634
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:56,342
And oh my stars,
legendary French chanteuse,
635
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,876
Edith Piaf!
636
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,578
RITA: Thank you.
Thank you so much.
637
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,247
BROOKE LYNN: You look
a little hunched over.
638
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,716
RITA: Oh, just a little bit.
I've been sleeping, you know?
639
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,017
BROOKE LYNN: For
how many years now?
640
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,485
RITA: Oh, too much, my baby.
641
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,120
BROOKE LYNN: Now, you know
you can't smoke in here, right?
642
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,755
RITA: Okay.
643
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,925
♪
644
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,527
BROOKE LYNN: And next to Edith,
it's singer, actor,
645
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:18,330
Judy's daughter,
it's Liza with a zed.
646
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,266
SCARLETT: It's Liza.
She's here.
647
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,234
Hello, hello, hello!
How are you, Brooke?
648
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,669
What'd going on?
BROOKE LYNN: I'm great.
649
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,638
You know, I would love to
see you and JoJo in a fight.
650
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,840
SCARLETT: Oh god, well,
if she keeps it up,
651
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,808
we're gonna have one,
honey, because she needs
652
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,877
a fucking Ritalin,
and I need a goddamn nap,
653
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,178
after I heard that one go on.
654
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,114
LEMON: It would be one
hell of a dance battle.
655
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,448
SCARLETT: Here she goes!
Here she goes!
656
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,683
Okay.
657
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:39,151
These kids don't know
talent if it hit them.
658
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:42,254
BROOKE LYNN: Up next,
it's Miss Mariah Carey.
659
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,056
KIARA: Hi, Brooke.
BROOKE LYNN: How are you?
660
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,457
KIARA: I'm good.
I'm good.
661
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,693
Just feels like Christmas.
I'm very excited.
662
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,094
BROOKE LYNN: How are the twins?
663
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,362
KIARA: The twins
are really great.
664
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:53,866
BROOKE LYNN: And your kids?
665
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,301
Okay, alright.
666
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,702
Well, it's good
to have you here.
667
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,037
KIARA: Hi, guys.
668
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:01,907
BROOKE LYNN: Look who it is,
porn star, Rebecca More.
669
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,876
ILONA: Yes, I'm a fucking
cock destroyer.
670
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,612
BROOKE LYNN: Is this your
first time on a game show?
671
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,615
ILONA: You know,
Brooke Lynn, yes.
672
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,083
It is.
673
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,285
[laughter]
674
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,922
BROOKE LYNN: I love a quick,
short, concise answer.
675
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,557
COLIN: Where's Anne Murray?
676
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:22,194
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
let's play the Snatch Game!
677
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,796
ILONA: Fuckin' love snatch.
678
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,164
BROOKE LYNN: Let's get
to our first question.
679
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,665
Here it is.
680
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:30,736
Colin, dumb Debra is so dumb,
instead of gravy,
681
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:33,906
she puts blank on her poutine.
682
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,809
♪
683
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,711
COLIN: She puts
custard on her poutine.
684
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,012
JUSTIN: Custard?
BROOKE LYNN: Custard?
685
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,714
COLIN: Yeah, 'cause she's dumb
and it's not gravy.
686
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,115
BROOKE LYNN: Custard.
Let's see if we have a match.
687
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,750
Let's go to Liza.
688
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,586
Dumb Debra is so dumb,
she puts what on her poutine?
689
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,122
SCARLETT: I put liquor.
BROOKE LYNN: Liquor.
690
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,424
SCARLETT: Because if there's
one thing my mother taught me,
691
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,626
it's how to take a drink
and a bottle of pills
692
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:56,695
in the same swig.
693
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:58,464
KIARA: Scarlett's doing
a good job on Liza Minnelli.
694
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,666
For a character she
pulled off like last minute,
695
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,201
like she's doing great.
696
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,736
SCARLETT: Rest in peace, Judy.
697
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,204
BROOKE LYNN: You never
stood a chance, did you?
698
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,740
SCARLETT: I never did.
But look at me now!
699
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,675
I'm fuckin' Liza!
700
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,910
BROOKE LYNN: Miss Cleo.
PRIYANKA: Me know Debra.
701
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,278
BROOKE LYNN: Uh-huh.
702
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,547
PRIYANKA: And she put bleach
because she's so dutty,
703
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:17,716
she wants to clean
she inside out.
704
00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,585
She dumb.
She stupid.
705
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,286
BROOKE LYNN: Well,
because you're psychic,
706
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:24,223
I expected you would
make a match with Colin.
707
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,625
PRIYANKA: Hm.
708
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,659
Oops.
709
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:28,794
BROOKE LYNN: Okay.
710
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:30,963
RITA: Priyanka,
are you sleeping?
711
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,297
What's happening?
712
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,933
Well, I'm not sure
about this Miss Cleo.
713
00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:38,036
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, up next,
let's go to JoJo Siwa.
714
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,972
LEMON: Well, you know,
I don't know Debra,
715
00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:43,175
but I don't like to bully people
'cause I get bullied a lot,
716
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,210
so I just wrote
maybe it's your hair
717
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,713
that keeps falling out--
uh, "haiw."
718
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:51,116
[laughter]
719
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:52,885
BROOKE LYNN: That
is pronounced haiw .
720
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,319
COLIN: Haiw.
721
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,155
LEMON: Yeah, I put hair
on everything I eat,
722
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,589
even if it's not on purpose.
723
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,925
SCARLETT: Did anybody
understand any of that?
724
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,327
Did anybody understand
any of that? [laughter]
725
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,329
ILONA: She needs
a fucking translator.
726
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,665
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
Joan Rivers.
727
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,033
JIMBO: Okay, let's do it.
728
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,035
BROOKE LYNN: What was
Dumb Debra put on her poutine?
729
00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,471
JIMBO: I said ashes.
730
00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:15,407
I like ashes everywhere,
in the morning on my breakfast.
731
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,709
Oh, I'll sprinkle it
on the answer.
732
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,945
[laughter]
JIMBO: Just one second.
733
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:22,781
Oh, oh gawd.
[laughter]
734
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,516
JIMBO: Just a bit of ashes.
735
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,118
BROOKE LYNN: Next
question, here it is.
736
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,753
Justin.
JUSTIN: Brooke Lynn.
737
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,422
BROOKE LYNN: Jeffrey
Bowyer-Chapman is such a babe,
738
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:35,127
his fans are always
sending him blank.
739
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,962
Justin?
JUSTIN: Diapers!
740
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,464
BROOKE LYNN: Okay.
741
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:40,466
Let's start with
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
742
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,968
BOA: I said money!
JUSTIN: Oh!
743
00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:45,971
BOA: My fans send me money
for my health and stuff,
744
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:49,975
but we're in Canada, so I just
spend it on computers, wigs,
745
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,778
costumes, and other things
just to impress the boys.
746
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,347
JIMBO: You should use some
of that money to fix that face.
747
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:58,617
Jesus Christ, that's a face
only a mother could love.
748
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,153
BOA: I will stab you, bitch.
JIMBO: Oh, Christ.
749
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:04,089
I would love to be murdered
beside this dumb bitch.
750
00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:06,058
LEMON: Yo, wassup?
751
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,092
BROOKE LYNN: Just
out of curiosity,
752
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:08,760
how did you kill your mother?
753
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,929
BOA: Well...
754
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:13,031
JIMBO: She ate her!
Look at this fat bitch.
755
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,200
[laughter]
756
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,401
[sound of something dropping]
757
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,804
JIMBO: Oh gawd, I'm sorry.
That was my vagina.
758
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,340
ILONA: Jimbo as Joan Rivers,
oh my gosh, Jimbo's killing it.
759
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,742
I almost break
character laughing.
760
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:24,943
BOA: You okay?
761
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:27,579
JIMBO: Oh gawd, it's just
my vagina, it drops.
762
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,115
ILONA: Oh, Jimbo did so good.
763
00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:32,251
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, up next.
Edith Piaf.
764
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,987
RITA: I don't have any answer
but I might sing a song for you.
765
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,121
BROOKE LYNN: Absolutely.
766
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:37,990
JUSTIN: I would love a song.
767
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,725
JIMBO: Here we go.
768
00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,660
Kill me now.
769
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,029
RITA: Now...
770
00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:45,931
This will be my final act.
771
00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:48,000
Thank you.
[laughter]
772
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,335
JUSTIN: Impressive stuff.
773
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,837
BROOKE LYNN: That
was so beautiful.
774
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,539
RITA: I'm feeling very sleepy.
775
00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:55,340
BROOKE LYNN: Okay.
RITA: These bitches are boring.
776
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,309
[laughter]
777
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:58,510
BROOKE LYNN: Mimi,
778
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512
what do Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman's
fans send him?
779
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,948
KIARA: I would love
to get Christmas presents
780
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,216
all year long, honey.
781
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:05,517
SCARLETT: Oh god,
here we go again.
782
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,985
KIARA: Mm-hm.
Did you buy my new album?
783
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,453
BROOKE LYNN: No.
What's it called?
784
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,789
KIARA: It's called "Honey,
This is Christmas, Baby."
785
00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,224
SCARLETT: Oh, god.
786
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:13,492
BROOKE LYNN: It's called
Honey, apostrophe,
787
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,294
This is Christmas, Baby?
KIARA: Oh yes, honey.
788
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:19,498
LEMON: Kiara's Mimi is...
not quite it.
789
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,266
BROOKE LYNN: I'll be sure
to look for it at Wal-Mart.
790
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,534
KIARA: Thank you.
LEMON: You need a punchline.
791
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,571
You can't just say
a bunch of sentences.
792
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,739
BROOKE LYNN: Up next,
we have Rebecca More.
793
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:30,008
ILONA: I'm trying to
keep a little bit PG,
794
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:32,878
so I can get a little bit
more family-friendly gigs.
795
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,782
BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm.
ILONA: So I said "chicken pics."
796
00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:39,384
[laughter]
797
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,986
BROOKE LYNN: Instead
of "dick pics."
798
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:42,287
ILONA: Chicken pics.
799
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,556
BROOKE LYNN: Or we could say
"cock pics" even, maybe?
800
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,658
ILONA: You like fucking cock,
Brooke Lynn?
801
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,293
BROOKE LYNN: Could you
do me a favour and spell out
802
00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:49,761
how you pronounce cock?
803
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,831
Because I'm very curious to
see what that looks like.
804
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,700
ILONA: C...
805
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:59,571
Ock .
[laughter]
806
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,974
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, Joan.
807
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,475
JIMBO: I just wrote "help".
808
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,677
Melissa, if you're
watching this,
809
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,746
get me the hell out of here.
810
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:11,350
I keep clicking my goddamn
heels together like Judy.
811
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,719
SCARLETT: Don't you talk
about my mother like that!
812
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:16,254
JIMBO: Your mother and I
invented the Snatch Game, okay?
813
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,590
You miss your mother?
Smell my goddamn fingers.
814
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,058
[laughter]
815
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,693
SCARLETT: Get your
fingers out of my face!
816
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,695
ILONA: I'll fuckin'
smell your fingers, yeah.
817
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:25,097
JIMBO: Oh my god!
818
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,300
BROOKE LYNN: We really
should move on, ladies.
819
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,569
JIMBO: Someone have
my finger removed.
820
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,038
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, enough.
You are all wrong.
821
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,539
ILONA: You fuckin' like that?
822
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:37,776
BROOKE LYNN: Okay,
Colin, it's back to you.
823
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,912
Freaky Franny is so freaky,
when she pole dances,
824
00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:44,282
she uses a blank.
825
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,618
COLIN: A hockey stick.
JUSTIN: Yes!
826
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,286
BROOKE LYNN: JoJo,
I'm sure you have an answer.
827
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,755
LEMON: I sure do got an answer.
828
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,557
The way I pole dance,
which I love to dance,
829
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:56,662
I always do it on a Pixie Stick
filled with cocaine.
830
00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:57,996
[laughter]
831
00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,598
RITA: I would like to have some.
LEMON: Thanks, Joan.
832
00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,767
I'm having the best time
ever here at the Snatch Game.
833
00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:03,669
How are you feeling?
'Cause I'm feeling really good.
834
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,137
This is great!
'Ey!
835
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,973
SCARLETT: Someone get that
child an Adderall or something.
836
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,642
BROOKE LYNN: Up next,
Mariah Carey.
837
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,511
KIARA: As artists,
it's important to remember
838
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:15,414
that we always dance
with our emotions.
839
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,215
BROOKE LYNN: So, what
is your answer, Mimi?
840
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,451
KIARA: Emotions.
841
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,753
BROOKE LYNN: Emotions.
Okay, thank you.
842
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,455
Liza?
843
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:24,923
SCARLETT: Well, I don't know
much about dancing on poles,
844
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,225
so I just put "new wig"
because when you're tired
845
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,828
of your shitty old one,
just throw on a new one,
846
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,831
and you'll be good to go!
[laughter]
847
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,967
SCARLETT: Good to go,
darling, good to go!
848
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:38,637
BROOKE LYNN: Edith, my dear,
what did you write down?
849
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:42,174
RITA: So I just
write down "magic."
850
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:45,377
You know, just like these pills,
it's magical. [snoring]
851
00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:46,745
[laughter]
852
00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:48,113
BROOKE LYNN: Edith,
Edith, wake up.
853
00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:49,748
RITA: Where the fuck are we?
854
00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:51,750
[laughter]
855
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,785
LEMON: Rita is so in character,
856
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:56,955
and I am living for Edith Piaf.
857
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:58,724
SCARLETT: Tell her
to go back to bed.
858
00:30:58,724 --> 00:31:00,859
BROOKE LYNN: I'm sorry,
but that's not a match.
859
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,260
[Rita snoring]
860
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,929
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
this may be a huge mistake,
861
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:06,131
but I have one more question.
862
00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:09,801
Colin, the surgeon said,
"This queen I'm operating on
863
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,303
"must be a magician.
864
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:16,241
"When I reached in to pull out
her appendix, I got a blank."
865
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:18,076
COLIN: A white rabbit.
[laughter]
866
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,778
PRIYANKA: I'm sitting
there looking around,
867
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,713
being like, "Oh,
all these girls are gonna
868
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,915
"come with funny answers.
What am I gonna do?"
869
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:25,383
BROOKE LYNN: Let's see
how many matches you got.
870
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:26,952
Okay, celebrities.
871
00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:29,054
Miss Cleo.
SCARLETT: Oh, god.
872
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,324
PRIYANKA: Listen, Miss Cleo
knows all and she sees all.
873
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,925
BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm,
except for everything.
874
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,293
[laughter]
875
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,195
PRIYANKA: I said
"a bottle of rum,"
876
00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:40,031
because them queens
love to drink.
877
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:42,267
♪
878
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,336
SCARLETT: Can someone
get me a drink, please?
879
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:47,672
PRIYANKA: I'm so bad,
oh my god!
880
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:49,541
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, no match.
881
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:52,544
Um, Edith?
882
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:55,547
Instead of an appendix,
what did the surgeon pull out?
883
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,250
RITA: I just wrote "coffin."
[laughter]
884
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,484
BROOKE LYNN: He pulled a coffin?
885
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:02,554
RITA: Can you please
bring me my coffin back?
886
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,456
I am tired of this shit show.
[laughter]
887
00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:06,057
BROOKE LYNN: Unfortunately,
not a match,
888
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,859
but we will get working
on that coffin for you.
889
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:10,028
[laughter]
890
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:12,764
KIARA: A bottle of champagne
because I need a drink.
891
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,800
ILONA: Share that fucking drink.
KIARA: I don't want to share it.
892
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,202
I want one.
SCARLETT: I think we lost one.
893
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:20,071
BROOKE LYNN: And that is all
the time we have for today!
894
00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:22,340
And the winner of
the Snatch Game is
895
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,843
the town of Dildo,
Newfoundland!
896
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,545
JIMBO: Oh, gawd.
897
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,180
BROOKE LYNN: Colin and Justin,
thanks so much for playing,
898
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,783
and we will see you next
time on the Snatch Game.
899
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:35,387
♪
900
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:38,623
♪
901
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,493
♪
902
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,528
♪
903
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,630
BOA: Ooh, we're here!
904
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,667
SCARLETT: We're here
to make it clear.
905
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:51,469
BOA: So ladies, we are the first
ever queens to do Snatch Game
906
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,539
on Canada's Drag Race!
[all cheering]
907
00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,174
SCARLETT: I feel like
that was an iconic
908
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:58,510
Canadian her-story moment.
909
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,012
PRIYANKA: I feel like I made
history with the worst
910
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:03,215
Canadian Snatch Game ever!
911
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,450
ILONA: Priyanka, can you
stop playing the victim?
912
00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:09,087
[oohing & laughter]
913
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,488
SCARLETT: How are you feeling?
914
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,957
Are you feeling
a little nervous?
915
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,092
KIARA: I'm good with improv
when I make my own characters
916
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:15,627
and when I feel some freedom.
917
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:18,029
But I feel like, with Mariah,
I had to like really stick to it
918
00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:19,264
and didn't know how
to get out of it,
919
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:20,799
and how to make people laugh.
920
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,401
KIARA: I regret that I didn't do
a good job at the Snatch Game,
921
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,370
so I'm gonna do my best
on the runway,
922
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:27,572
and do my best to
stay in the competition.
923
00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:28,707
KIARA: Yeah.
924
00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:31,343
SCARLETT: So guys,
I'm so excited
925
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,112
it's Night of
a Thousand Celines!
926
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,581
[all cheering]
927
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:39,417
SCARLETT: Let's do it!
928
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,786
♪
929
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,389
♪
930
00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:46,157
ILONA: I hope I make
Celine Dion proud.
931
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:49,094
SCARLETT: We better.
[laughter]
932
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,963
LEMON: So Jimbo, how do you feel
like you did in Snatch Game?
933
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,598
JIMBO: I had so much fun.
934
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,300
LEMON: I thought
you were so good.
935
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,168
JIMBO: Doing that
is my favourite thing.
936
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,372
JIMBO: I love when people laugh,
and I love making people laugh.
937
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,908
JIMBO: It was funny to see like
the key to Brooke Lynn's humour.
938
00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:05,277
You know when you hear that
sound that's like inescapable.
939
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:06,611
LEMON: Yeah.
940
00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:10,448
JIMBO: My childhood
was really chaotic.
941
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:13,551
When I was in school,
I was judged so much
942
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:16,421
about being gay or feminine.
943
00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:17,956
I was very awkward.
944
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,558
I had no friends.
945
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,794
I wore different
clothes than other people.
946
00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,263
I was interested in different
things than other people
947
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:26,998
and I didn't really fit in.
948
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:30,468
But in grade 10,
I was on the bus,
949
00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:34,005
I made a joke,
and everyone laughed.
950
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:37,509
Being myself in that moment
paid off, and from that moment,
951
00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,211
I started to just rely on
my sense of humour
952
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:43,515
and to be more myself,
and I was able to make friends.
953
00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:47,719
It's a really powerful
message to show people that
954
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:52,490
you can be stepped on
but you can rise up.
955
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,459
PRIYANKA: Kiara?
KIARA: Yes?
956
00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,827
PRIYANKA: Does your dad
know you do drag?
957
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,662
KIARA: My stepdad, yeah.
958
00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:59,431
PRIYANKA: Okay.
What about your...?
959
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,000
KIARA: My biological dad,
like my parents
960
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,802
separated when I was three.
961
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,503
I was not really close with him.
962
00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:06,871
PRIYANKA: Okay.
963
00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:09,074
KIARA: Like he wanted me to,
you know, have like a--
964
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:11,409
like a...
PRIYANKA: Man job?
965
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:12,744
KIARA: Yeah, a man job
or whatever,
966
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,245
and I never felt like that.
967
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:17,415
You know, I always wanted
to have like his approval,
968
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,050
in a way,
but I never really like...
969
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,251
PRIYANKA: Got it?
KIARA: ...got it.
970
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:21,820
KIARA: I feel like
everybody wants approval
971
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,121
from their parents.
972
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,256
It's just natural, I think.
973
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:26,925
KIARA: If I'm
successful at what I do,
974
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,361
I feel like he will be happy.
975
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,763
KIARA: Drag is an art,
like any other,
976
00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:34,799
so I just hope that he sees it
as not just like a hobby
977
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,869
but really like
a passion and a career.
978
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,704
BOA: I'm gonna make
Celine so proud.
979
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:40,839
Are you guys?
[all cheering]
980
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:42,407
SCARLETT: Oh, yeah.
981
00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:44,175
This is the one runway
that none of us can fuck up
982
00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:45,944
because we're Canadian.
983
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:47,746
LEMON: And Brooke Lynn
did it already.
984
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:50,415
[laughter]
985
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:53,618
♪
986
00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:57,489
♪
987
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:02,027
♪
988
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:05,363
♪
989
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:09,334
♪ Covergirl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
990
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,869
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
991
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,738
JEFFREY: Oh, she's going
that way. [laughs]
992
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,206
♪ And what? ♪
993
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,575
[applause]
994
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:21,413
MARY: Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.
995
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,282
I'm Mary Walsh,
and I am over the moon thrilled
996
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:26,751
to be the extra
special guest host.
997
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:27,952
[applause]
998
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,221
MARY: Stacey McKenzie,
there you are.
999
00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:33,892
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
you are so cute.
1000
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:37,195
Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes,
have you ever tasted cod tongue?
1001
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,430
BROOKE LYNN: [laughs]
I'm sorry.
1002
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,764
I don't speak
East Coast lesbian.
1003
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,599
[laughter]
1004
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:44,202
MARY: This week, the queens
were challenged to give us
1005
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,238
their best celebrity
impressions in Canada's
1006
00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:49,841
very first Snatch Game.
1007
00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,409
And tonight, on the runway,
1008
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:55,280
category is "Night of
a Thousand Celines."
1009
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,349
Gentlemen, start your engines,
1010
00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:02,220
and may the best woman win!
1011
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,991
♪
1012
00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:08,660
MARY: First up, Boa.
1013
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,696
BROOKE LYNN: Fringe, fringe,
fringe across the board.
1014
00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:14,299
BOA: This look is inspired
by Celine at the Met Gala.
1015
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:16,701
I am serving car wash
realness in this gorgeous
1016
00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:18,169
feather headpiece,
and this almost
1017
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:19,404
floor-length fringe.
1018
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,973
Do you need a wash?
Full service, honey.
1019
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,175
JEFFREY: No headdress
for the wicked.
1020
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,111
MARY: Shave your armpits.
[laughter]
1021
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:28,446
MARY: Next up, Scarlett BoBo.
1022
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:29,948
STACEY: Poof, there it is.
1023
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:32,050
BROOKE LYNN: Satin-her?
I don't even know her.
1024
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,752
SCARLETT: I'm honouring Celine
Dion with my Paris Fashion Week
1025
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:38,056
bedtime eleganza.
1026
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,757
JEFFREY: Oh, it's so
hard to get out of bed.
1027
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,526
BROOKE LYNN: Just
take it with you.
1028
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,629
SCARLETT: I'm serving you soft
face, this cute little bun,
1029
00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:46,664
this elegant,
off-the-shoulder dress.
1030
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:50,502
I'm like, "Oh, look at
my glittery collarbones."
1031
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:51,569
MARY: Kiara.
1032
00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,905
JEFFREY: Ruffles
all dressed, bitch.
1033
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,573
STACEY: A new gay has come.
1034
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:59,944
KIARA: Tonight, the fantasy is
Celine album release realness.
1035
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,046
I am serving legs on the runway.
1036
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,448
I'm serving ruffles.
1037
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,783
I'm feeling sexy
in this ponytail.
1038
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,953
BROOKE LYNN: A French exit.
JUDGES: Au revoir.
1039
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,822
STACEY: Sortie.
1040
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,990
MARY: Rita Baga.
1041
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,225
BROOKE LYNN: I will
sell this house today.
1042
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:18,496
RITA: The inspiration is Celine
before and after the fame.
1043
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:22,300
I'm serving you '80s
ugly realness, and ooh,
1044
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,002
a little reveal.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
1045
00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:26,538
RITA: She's wearing
a black sequin dress.
1046
00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:27,639
She looks lovely.
1047
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,074
JEFFREY: Her heart
does go on, and on...
1048
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,376
JEFFREY & MARY: ...and on.
1049
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:33,378
RITA: She's strutting.
She's walking.
1050
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:36,047
She's goofing all around,
just like the Celine we know.
1051
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,682
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
the duck walk of shame.
1052
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:38,783
I know it well.
1053
00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:40,451
MARY: Jimbo.
1054
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:42,420
JEFFREY: Oh!
MARY: Oh!
1055
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:45,590
JIMBO: I am inspired by
Celine Dion Paris Fashion Week.
1056
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,892
MARY: Drill sergeant
Celine Dion.
1057
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,361
BROOKE LYNN: Drive all night
and drop and give them 20.
1058
00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:52,263
JIMBO: I'm sparkling
from head to toe,
1059
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:54,365
showing off my
rhinestone glasses
1060
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:55,667
and my rhinestone shoulders.
1061
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,036
I've just escaped from
Celine Dion boot camp,
1062
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,004
and I'm here
to serve you fashion.
1063
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,040
STACEY: Are those shoulders
the Dion quintuplets?
1064
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,875
[laughter]
1065
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,044
MARY: Next is Lemon.
1066
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:09,581
LEMON: I am serving you
her 1998 Oscars performance,
1067
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,349
where she won an Oscar.
1068
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:14,285
BROOKE LYNN: Queer, far,
wherever you are.
1069
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,287
LEMON: I feel gorgeous
in this dress,
1070
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,957
and I feel like I am
the heart of the ocean.
1071
00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:21,292
Didn't the old lady drop it
in the ocean in the end?
1072
00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:24,762
Well, baby, I went down
and got it for you.
1073
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:27,665
MARY: Next up, Ilona Verley.
1074
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:31,569
ILONA: I'm doing Celine Dion
and Elsa Schiaparelli, 2017.
1075
00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:34,572
I want to show the judges that
I can walk in an actual heel.
1076
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:36,808
I'm giving you
"find the life alert
1077
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,343
'cause I'm about to drop dead
in these fucking shoes."
1078
00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:40,378
BROOKE LYNN: My EKG machine
just says "slut."
1079
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,347
ILONA: She's rhinestoned.
She's glistening.
1080
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:44,415
She's letting
the judges have it.
1081
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:47,418
MARY: Is she wearing
a life jacket on her bottom?
1082
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,254
MARY: And Priyanka.
1083
00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:50,822
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
here comes the bride.
1084
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,557
MARY: Oh!
1085
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,492
PRIYANKA: Look at
this wedding dress!
1086
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:58,363
It is the exact replica
of the one she wore.
1087
00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:01,499
STACEY: She's father
and the bride.
1088
00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:03,234
PRIYANKA: And shablam,
there's another dress
1089
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,869
under the wedding dress!
1090
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:07,205
I am serving her
icon award dress.
1091
00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,239
Thank you so much.
1092
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,541
Thank you and goodnight.
1093
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:14,012
♪
1094
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,014
♪
1095
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:18,616
MARY: Well, welcome, ladies.
1096
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,653
STACEY: Based on your
performance in the Snatch Game,
1097
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:26,291
and your runway presentation,
we've made some decisions.
1098
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:29,594
When I call your name,
please step forward.
1099
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:32,096
Ilona Verley...
1100
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,999
Scarlett BoBo...
1101
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,368
You are both safe.
1102
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,805
You may leave the stage
and head back to the workroom.
1103
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:44,776
♪
1104
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:48,012
STACEY: Ladies, you represent
the tops and the bottoms
1105
00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:50,048
of this week.
1106
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,583
♪
1107
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,987
MARY: It's now time
for the judges' critiques.
1108
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,789
STACEY: First up, Boa.
1109
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,590
Brooke Lynn, what did
you think of her performance
1110
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:00,958
on Snatch Game?
1111
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,493
BROOKE LYNN: It wasn't as good
as I wanted you to be.
1112
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,162
BOA: Okay.
BROOKE LYNN: With the makeup,
1113
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:05,997
I would have loved you
to have gone sicker with it,
1114
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,465
more red under the eyes.
1115
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,368
As for this look,
there's way too much fringe.
1116
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:11,803
I completely lose
your shape in this.
1117
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,371
STACEY: Jeffrey.
1118
00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:15,373
JEFFREY: So in your Snatch Game,
I felt like you were
1119
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,709
a little bit scared of
making fun of her.
1120
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:20,111
BOA: I didn't want to
get like too crazy.
1121
00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:21,512
I should have just
went full force.
1122
00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:24,015
I could have gave you
the craziest act I've ever done,
1123
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,651
and I held back.
JEFFREY: You certainly did.
1124
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,920
This look tonight, I can see
that you were padded
1125
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,622
and you were cinched,
but we can't see any of that.
1126
00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,324
STACEY: In your Snatch Game,
you were holding back.
1127
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,425
BOA: Well...
1128
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:35,993
STACEY: And I knew
you had it in you
1129
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,462
to just like let
loose and let go.
1130
00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:39,797
Don't be afraid to do that.
BOA: Yeah.
1131
00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,799
STACEY: Jeffrey, what
did you think of Kiara?
1132
00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:44,669
JEFFREY: You seemed so confident
in your choice of Mariah Carey.
1133
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,404
KIARA: Yeah.
1134
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,072
JEFFREY: And then, when you
had to deliver as Mariah Carey,
1135
00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:49,674
where did she go?
1136
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,476
KIARA: She went
Mariah Scary, honey.
1137
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,211
She, uh, I don't
know where she went.
1138
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,779
I got stuck.
1139
00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,714
BROOKE LYNN: Mariah Carey
is an extremely hard person
1140
00:41:56,714 --> 00:42:00,284
to make funny and it didn't
work for you, unfortunately.
1141
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,553
On the runway,
you look gorgeous.
1142
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,422
The outfit is gorgeous.
I love it.
1143
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:07,158
It's simplistic,
but you have to be so careful
1144
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:08,693
when you do a ponytail wig.
1145
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,495
It doesn't look great.
1146
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:12,864
MARY: Well, I have to
disagree about the hair.
1147
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,699
I really liked the hair.
KIARA: Thank you.
1148
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,367
MARY: But Mariah Carey,
1149
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,003
it's all breasts with me
and Mariah Carey.
1150
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:21,038
You know what I mean?
That's all I ever see.
1151
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,874
STACEY: She's always
like sexed out.
1152
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,376
Even if you were just
to be like whatever.
1153
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,178
You know,
and just be showing titties.
1154
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:28,613
KIARA: Yeah.
1155
00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:29,714
STACEY: It would have
given the character more
1156
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,183
of a Mariah feel to it.
KIARA: Yeah.
1157
00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:34,318
STACEY: Next up, Rita Baga.
1158
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,554
MARY: It really interests me
when people do things
1159
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,557
that aren't glamourous,
when people do characters.
1160
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,260
RITA: Can you please
bring me my coffin back?
1161
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,495
I'm tired of this shit show.
1162
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:46,097
BROOKE LYNN: Everyone was
kind of doing this with you,
1163
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:47,432
like, "What is
she gonna do next?"
1164
00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:49,300
One of my favourite Snatch Games
I've ever seen ever.
1165
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,802
RITA: Oh, thank you.
1166
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:53,404
BROOKE LYNN: Your runway look,
a very odd choice for Celine
1167
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,806
looks when there are so many.
1168
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,674
MARY: What were you
going for with that walk?
1169
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:58,543
RITA: In Love Can
Move Mountains,
1170
00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,711
she spent the entire song
doing that, like this.
1171
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,280
MARY: Oh!
1172
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,948
JEFFREY: Everyone in Quebec
has a crazy French aunt
1173
00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:06,517
that's just like Celine Dion,
so I got it.
1174
00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,219
STACEY: You killed it again.
RITA: Thank you!
1175
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,921
STACEY: Great job.
RITA: Merci beaucoup.
1176
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,756
STACEY: Next is Jimbo.
1177
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:14,058
MARY: I thought you were
great as Joan Rivers.
1178
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:16,661
JIMBO: Oh!
Oh, gawd!
1179
00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:19,330
MARY: You did enough changes
and surprising things
1180
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,999
to keep me with you.
I was really very impressed.
1181
00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:23,267
Thank you very much.
1182
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:24,836
BROOKE LYNN: Did you have
fun during Snatch Game?
1183
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:27,972
JIMBO: I had
the time of my life.
1184
00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:30,341
MARY: Often, that's the secret
to the whole thing, isn't it?
1185
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:31,709
When somebody's
having a good time,
1186
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:33,678
you can't help but go
along with them, right?
1187
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,446
STACEY: When it came
to the runway, hello.
1188
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,715
You had everybody's mouth
dropped from the time
1189
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,450
you walked out
to the time you walked off.
1190
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,385
JIMBO: Thank you so much.
STACEY: Big up yourself Jimbo.
1191
00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:42,987
BROOKE LYNN: Big up
yourself as well.
1192
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:44,722
[laughter]
MARY: Do what?
1193
00:43:44,722 --> 00:43:45,890
STACEY: It's a Jamaican thing.
1194
00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:47,325
JEFFREY: It's a
black thing, honey.
1195
00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:48,626
It's a black thing.
JIMBO: Yes, thank you.
1196
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,027
STACEY: What did you
think about Lemon?
1197
00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,797
BROOKE LYNN: You
were magnificent.
1198
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,166
LEMON: I just wrote maybe it's
her hair that keeps falling out.
1199
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,535
Uh, "haiw."
[laughter]
1200
00:43:57,535 --> 00:43:58,870
BROOKE LYNN: This is
a Snatch Game
1201
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,905
people are going to remember
for a very long time.
1202
00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:02,707
JEFFREY: I didn't
know who JoJo was.
1203
00:44:02,707 --> 00:44:04,675
I don't care that I didn't
know who JoJo was
1204
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:08,179
because you showed me who she is
and I want more of her.
1205
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,614
You were so present.
1206
00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:12,049
You paid attention to everything
that everybody was doing.
1207
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:13,651
It was perfect.
1208
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,721
However, on the runway tonight,
I was so disappointed
1209
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,990
after what you delivered
in Snatch Game.
1210
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,158
It's kind of basic.
1211
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,926
It's iconic.
I get it.
1212
00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:23,628
Titanic, blah, blah, blah.
1213
00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:26,097
But I need to see that
personality shine through
1214
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:27,498
on the runway too.
LEMON: Right.
1215
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,966
JEFFREY: Remember that.
LEMON: Okay.
1216
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:31,869
MARY: Sometimes, when I'm
dressed up in a completely
1217
00:44:31,869 --> 00:44:35,172
ridiculous felt costume with
gold glue around my breasts,
1218
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:38,176
and a plastic sword, and I'm
ambushing the prime minister,
1219
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:41,379
I sometimes feel so stupid
that I decide,
1220
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:42,914
"Fuck it, I'm just
gonna go for it anyway."
1221
00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:44,949
You did a great job, and you
completely committed to it,
1222
00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:46,751
and that's what it
takes, isn't it?
1223
00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:48,085
LEMON: Yes.
1224
00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,153
MARY: But I don't think
anybody could act their way
1225
00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:50,254
out of that dress.
1226
00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:51,923
It just covers
you up completely.
1227
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,558
LEMON: Yes, of course.
1228
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,526
MARY: You should give yourself
a chance to shine forth,
1229
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,929
not behind navy blue jersey.
1230
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,697
BROOKE LYNN: When you're wearing
something that simplistic,
1231
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,366
you have to have
more shape to your body.
1232
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,802
I would have loved to have seen
a really tiny cinched waist.
1233
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:05,970
LEMON: Yes.
1234
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,238
BROOKE LYNN: I would
have loved to see a pad.
1235
00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:08,873
And it just would have
elevated it a bit for me.
1236
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:12,209
STACEY: You were
brilliant in Snatch Game.
1237
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,744
I didn't know who
JoJo was, at first,
1238
00:45:13,744 --> 00:45:15,713
so I ended up Googling,
1239
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,449
and I'm like, "This is
the same person."
1240
00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,051
[laughter]
LEMON: Thank you.
1241
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,552
STACEY: Thank you, Lemon.
1242
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,054
Priyanka.
1243
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,989
BROOKE LYNN: This runway look,
you could have walked out
1244
00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:26,424
in either one of those
by themselves,
1245
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:27,992
and I would have
been okay with it.
1246
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:30,428
And then you put them together,
and it was like...
1247
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:33,197
MARY: I loved everything
you did on the runway.
1248
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:35,800
The whole look was
fabulous, and then,
1249
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,036
for you to do brilliant
Celine moves, brilliant runway.
1250
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:41,172
Thank you very much.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
1251
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,074
JEFFREY: Oh, hi, Priyanka.
1252
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,742
PRIYANKA: Oh no,
I've been dreading this.
1253
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:45,943
Hi, Jeffrey!
1254
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:47,445
JEFFREY: Tell me what
I'm thinking right now.
1255
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:48,713
PRIYANKA: It was really bad.
1256
00:45:48,713 --> 00:45:50,514
JEFFREY: Your choice
of Miss Cleo,
1257
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:52,016
it was an interesting choice.
1258
00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,918
PRIYANKA: Call me now!
1259
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,987
JEFFREY: There were
so many places to go,
1260
00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,456
and you didn't go to
any of those places.
1261
00:45:58,456 --> 00:45:59,490
BROOKE LYNN: Because
you're psychic,
1262
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,293
I expected you would
make a match with Colin.
1263
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:04,662
PRIYANKA: Hm.
1264
00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:05,930
Oops.
1265
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,498
MARY: You know, sometimes
when you're working with
1266
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,533
other people, and they're
doing something amazing,
1267
00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,502
just repeat the lines
that the funny person said.
1268
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:12,670
[laughter]
1269
00:46:12,670 --> 00:46:14,505
Use other people's energy
because that's what
1270
00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,007
improvisation is about,
1271
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:18,009
and improvisation
is about saying yes.
1272
00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,244
So, you know, you're
not all alone there,
1273
00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:23,281
just trying to create this
character by yourself.
1274
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,383
You've got all these
other people that you can
1275
00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:27,251
work with and off.
1276
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,387
PRIYANKA: I fucked up real bad.
1277
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,989
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.
It was very one-note.
1278
00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:34,058
PRIYANKA: Oh!
I'm so embarrassed.
1279
00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:35,593
STACEY: Thank you, ladies.
1280
00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:38,429
You may untuck in the workroom
while we deliberate.
1281
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:42,166
♪
1282
00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:48,472
[snoring]
1283
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:52,343
[piano lullaby]
1284
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,879
JIMBO: BoBo and Ilona
are sleeping?
1285
00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:56,847
This isn't Romper Room, bitch.
1286
00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,050
Wake up, girl!
1287
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,986
BOA: Boo! [laughter]
1288
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:04,755
JIMBO: Oh my god, you guys
talked yourself to sleep?
1289
00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:06,424
[laughter]
1290
00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:08,592
SCARLETT: What happened?
What's the T?
1291
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,628
ILONA: Who's in the bottom?
Who's lip synching?
1292
00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:12,296
SCARLETT: Uh-oh.
ILONA: Who's it gonna be?
1293
00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,931
KIARA: Okay,
so I'm in the bottom.
1294
00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,366
They didn't like
my Snatch Game.
1295
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,334
They thought I did
not embody Mariah.
1296
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,669
SCARLETT: What about you two?
1297
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,471
BOA: So they said I held
back with Gypsy Rose.
1298
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:21,872
I picked a character
and I should have gone
1299
00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:25,009
all the way with it because
she was just so fucked.
1300
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,945
KIARA: I was surprised
for Priyanka's critique.
1301
00:47:27,945 --> 00:47:30,081
I feel like you might be safe.
1302
00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:31,916
BOA: I think you're safe.
PRIYANKA: I don't know.
1303
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,418
I really bombed
the maxi challenge.
1304
00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:36,721
LEMON: But they loved your look.
1305
00:47:36,721 --> 00:47:38,656
KIARA: So who deserves
to win this week?
1306
00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:39,957
SCARLETT: Miss Cleo,
what do you think?
1307
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,759
Can you see a vision?
1308
00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:43,994
JIMBO: Miss Cleo, tell us,
what's the future?!
1309
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,831
LEMON: No, she can't.
1310
00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,099
Kiki.
KIARA: Yes.
1311
00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,633
LEMON: How are you feeling now?
1312
00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:52,737
KIARA: I feel ready to destroy
anybody who is up against me.
1313
00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,138
[all groaning]
1314
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:55,806
KIARA: Kiki wanna fight, fight.
1315
00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:58,776
PRIYANKA: [slurps]
1316
00:47:58,776 --> 00:48:01,912
[burps]
1317
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:04,181
STACEY: Just between
us A-listers...
1318
00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:05,716
BROOKE LYNN: Don't
you mean C-listers?
1319
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,251
JEFFREY: I think
she means D-listers.
1320
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:10,121
MARY: Is this about cup size?
[laughter]
1321
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:11,255
JEFFREY: Something like that.
1322
00:48:11,255 --> 00:48:12,423
STACEY: Let's start with Boa.
1323
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:13,724
You know, I was really
disappointed in Boa
1324
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,925
in Snatch Game.
1325
00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:16,427
You know, I was
expecting to get more.
1326
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,963
BROOKE LYNN: She held back,
and Snatch Game is the one place
1327
00:48:18,963 --> 00:48:20,364
you cannot hold back.
1328
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:23,167
On the runway, I just lost
her completely in that outfit.
1329
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,401
You don't need that much fringe
1330
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,903
to get the point
of fringe across.
1331
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,006
STACEY: Oh my gosh, Kiara
as Mariah Carey-- ugh.
1332
00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:31,942
BROOKE LYNN: I didn't see
any like effort to be Mariah
1333
00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:33,511
when she was doing it.
1334
00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:35,346
And it was so bizarre because
we know she's such a good actor,
1335
00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:37,081
we've seen
in the past challenges.
1336
00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,049
STACEY: And she just looks
so beautiful, but then,
1337
00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,485
when she opened her mouth,
it was just like, no.
1338
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:43,053
MARY: I thought she did
great in the runway look.
1339
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,255
I love the runway look.
1340
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,489
BROOKE LYNN: Well, you're wrong.
1341
00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:46,957
MARY: No, I'm not, Brooke Lynn.
[laughter]
1342
00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:50,127
I am right.
1343
00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:53,030
STACEY: Oh my gosh,
Rita Baga as Edith Piaf.
1344
00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,098
With her every move,
I wanted to know
1345
00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,699
what she was gonna do next.
1346
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,401
JEFFREY: She paid such
close attention to the nuance
1347
00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:59,136
of who this person was.
1348
00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:02,573
I was very underwhelmed
by the white ensemble,
1349
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:05,142
when she first came out
on the runway, but thank god,
1350
00:49:05,142 --> 00:49:07,178
she pulled that away
and gave us that lack look
1351
00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:09,446
because it was really so fun.
1352
00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:12,716
STACEY: Loved Jimbo
as Joan Rivers.
1353
00:49:12,716 --> 00:49:14,318
Funny, hilarious.
1354
00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:17,221
JEFFREY: She was channelling
every ounce of her,
1355
00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:19,290
and I was living for it.
1356
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,291
MARY: She looked
like Joan Rivers.
1357
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,659
She sounded like Joan Rivers.
1358
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,694
She just stayed Joan Rivers
the whole time.
1359
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:25,629
BROOKE LYNN: She did not let me
down for a second in that
1360
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,932
Snatch Game, nor did she
let me down on that runway.
1361
00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:30,501
I really appreciated the way
she elevated that Celine look.
1362
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,837
She sequined it
and made it drag.
1363
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:37,208
JEFFREY: Lemon blew
my mind as JoJo.
1364
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,943
MARY: She completely
committed to it.
1365
00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:41,745
She was really, really good.
STACEY: She was brilliant.
1366
00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:44,615
JEFFREY: She just shines when
it comes to acting challenges.
1367
00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:46,116
I just really want
to see her do that
1368
00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:47,585
when it comes to the runway.
1369
00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:49,820
STACEY: Oh my gosh,
Priyanka did Miss Cleo.
1370
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,222
I was shocked.
1371
00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:52,923
She didn't bring nothing
to that character.
1372
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,258
She was just bland.
1373
00:49:54,258 --> 00:49:55,793
BROOKE LYNN: It was
so disappointing,
1374
00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,528
especially because
she has been so on it
1375
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,996
this entire competition.
1376
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,932
MARY: Priyanka could
have so easily interacted
1377
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,301
with all the rest
of the contestants.
1378
00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:05,736
Every time somebody
said something,
1379
00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:07,571
she could have said, "I knew
she was going to say that."
1380
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:08,839
You know what I mean?
[laughter]
1381
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:11,508
JEFFREY: It was hers to lose
and she lost hard.
1382
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:13,677
STACEY: So, have we made
our final decision?
1383
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:14,745
BROOKE LYNN: I think so.
1384
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:18,716
STACEY: Bring back our Celines.
1385
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:21,719
MARY: Welcome back, my queens.
1386
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,822
STACEY: Ladies, based on
your runway presentation,
1387
00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:29,093
and Snatch Game,
we've made some decisions.
1388
00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:33,664
Jimbo, on the runway,
you served us elevated Celine,
1389
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:38,535
and in the Snatch Game, your
Joan was the right kind of mean.
1390
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:42,306
Rita Baga, the smaller you got,
the bigger we laughed.
1391
00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:46,610
Your vie en rose bloomed,
and girl, we died.
1392
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:48,245
Jimbo...
1393
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:49,847
Con-drag-ulations.
1394
00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:51,115
LEMON: Yay!
[applause]
1395
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:52,917
STACEY: You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
1396
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:55,619
JIMBO: Oh my god, thank you.
Thank you, Joan.
1397
00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,454
[laughter]
1398
00:50:57,454 --> 00:51:01,325
STACEY: You have won a fabulous
7-day Caribbean cruise for two,
1399
00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:03,527
courtesy of Pitbull Events.
1400
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:05,029
JIMBO: [wild laughter]
1401
00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:06,964
[cheering & applause]
1402
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:08,966
JIMBO: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1403
00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,468
JIMBO: I won,
and I am so excited.
1404
00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,871
This is what
I came here to do.
1405
00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:17,207
JIMBO: [Rivers] Oh my gawd,
get it to-goddam-gether.
1406
00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:18,776
You're going on
a fucking cruise!
1407
00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:21,879
Aah!
Oh my gawd!
1408
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,414
STACEY: You may join
the other girls.
1409
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:24,915
JIMBO: Thank you again.
1410
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:29,653
[applause & cheering]
1411
00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:31,755
STACEY: Rita Baga...
1412
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,823
You are safe.
1413
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:37,461
You may leave the stage.
1414
00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:38,829
STACEY: Lemon...
1415
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:40,164
You are safe.
1416
00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:43,500
You may join the other girls.
1417
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:47,705
STACEY: Kiara, all we wanted
for Christmas was good snatch,
1418
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:52,409
and on the runway, all you
delivered was a pretty package.
1419
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:56,613
Boa, as Gypsy Rose,
you should have murdered.
1420
00:51:56,613 --> 00:52:00,184
But on the runway,
where did you hide the body?
1421
00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:02,920
Priyanka, in the Snatch Game,
1422
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,090
your medium sadly crossed over,
1423
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:08,759
which means, Boa...
1424
00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:10,127
you're safe.
1425
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,496
You may join the other girls.
1426
00:52:12,496 --> 00:52:15,766
BOA: Thank you.
1427
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,401
BOA: Good luck, Kiara.
1428
00:52:17,401 --> 00:52:20,504
STACEY: Kiara, Priyanka,
you're up for elimination.
1429
00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:24,141
♪
1430
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:27,444
STACEY: Two queens
stand before us.
1431
00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:30,381
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
1432
00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:33,217
a lip synch performance
of Celine Dion's
1433
00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:35,319
"I Drove All Night."
1434
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:38,055
This is your last chance
to impress us
1435
00:52:38,055 --> 00:52:40,290
and save yourself
from elimination.
1436
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:43,027
♪
1437
00:52:43,027 --> 00:52:45,963
MARY: The time has come, ladies,
1438
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:49,967
for you to lip synch
for your life.
1439
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:52,703
♪
1440
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,204
KIARA: If I want to stay
in this competition,
1441
00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:56,707
I have to show that I'm more
than just a pretty package,
1442
00:52:56,707 --> 00:52:59,543
and that I'm here for a reason,
and it's to perform.
1443
00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:01,545
PRIYANKA: I'm up
for elimination.
1444
00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,881
I knew this was gonna happen.
1445
00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:07,451
All I'm thinking, "Just perform
the song and show the world
1446
00:53:07,451 --> 00:53:11,221
"why you make everybody
say your name, Priyanka."
1447
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:15,592
MARY: Good luck, and don't
fuck it up, for fuck's sake.
1448
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:18,962
♪
1449
00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:24,001
♪
1450
00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:27,905
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1451
00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:31,241
♪ Wa-da-da-da ♪
1452
00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:34,912
♪ Oh yeah
(oh yeah, oh yeah) ♪
1453
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:37,114
♪ I had to escape ♪
1454
00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:41,452
♪ The city was
sticky and cruel ♪
1455
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,488
♪ Maybe I should
have called you first ♪
1456
00:53:44,488 --> 00:53:48,225
♪ But I was dying
to get to you ♪
1457
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,194
♪ I was dreaming while I drove ♪
1458
00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:52,796
♪ The long straight road ahead ♪
1459
00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:55,766
♪ Uh-huh
Yeah ♪
1460
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:59,303
♪ Could taste your sweet kisses,
your arms open wide ♪
1461
00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:03,407
♪ This fever for you was
just burning me up inside ♪
1462
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:07,244
♪
1463
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:09,213
♪
1464
00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:13,884
♪ I drove all night
to get to you ♪
1465
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:15,919
♪
1466
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:19,756
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1467
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:24,595
♪ I drove all night,
crept in your room ♪
1468
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:26,497
♪
1469
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:30,200
♪ Woke you from your sleep
1470
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,637
to make love to you ♪
1471
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:37,241
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1472
00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:41,445
♪ I drove all night ♪
1473
00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:45,549
♪ What in this world
keeps us from falling apart? ♪
1474
00:54:45,549 --> 00:54:47,317
♪
1475
00:54:47,317 --> 00:54:49,486
♪ No matter where I go ♪
1476
00:54:49,486 --> 00:54:54,324
♪ I hear the beating
of our one heart ♪
1477
00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:58,762
♪ I think about you when
the night is cold and dark ♪
1478
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:01,765
♪ Uh-huh
Yeah ♪
1479
00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:05,402
♪ No one can move me
the way that you do ♪
1480
00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:10,140
♪ Nothing erases this feeling
between me and you ♪
1481
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:14,912
♪
1482
00:55:14,912 --> 00:55:19,416
♪ I drove all night
to get to you ♪
1483
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,985
♪
1484
00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:25,622
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1485
00:55:25,622 --> 00:55:32,196
♪ I drove all night,
crept in your room ♪
1486
00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:35,866
♪ Woke you from your sleep ♪
1487
00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:39,536
♪ To make love to you ♪
1488
00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:43,207
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1489
00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:47,277
♪ I drove all night ♪
1490
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:51,415
♪
1491
00:55:51,415 --> 00:55:55,285
♪
1492
00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:58,722
♪ I taste your sweet kisses,
your arms open wide ♪
1493
00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:03,493
♪ This fever for you was
just burning me up inside ♪
1494
00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:07,998
♪
1495
00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:11,568
♪ I drove all night ♪
1496
00:56:11,568 --> 00:56:15,672
♪
1497
00:56:15,672 --> 00:56:20,377
♪
1498
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,713
♪ I drove all night ♪
1499
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,848
♪ To get to you ♪
1500
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:27,084
JEFFREY: Yes!
1501
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:31,888
[cheering & applause]
1502
00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,557
JEFFREY: Well done, ladies.
1503
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,891
Well done.
1504
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:37,694
[cheering & applause]
1505
00:56:37,694 --> 00:56:40,864
♪
1506
00:56:40,864 --> 00:56:45,135
♪
1507
00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:48,071
♪
1508
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:52,075
STACEY: We have
made our decision.
1509
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,845
Priyanka...
1510
00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,713
Chanté, you stay.
1511
00:56:56,713 --> 00:56:59,850
[applause]
1512
00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:02,119
You may join the others.
1513
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:05,555
♪
1514
00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:10,294
♪
1515
00:57:10,294 --> 00:57:13,964
STACEY: Kiara,
we expected fierce.
1516
00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:17,367
We were surprised
by your funny.
1517
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:20,904
And now your future
is unlimited.
1518
00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:22,739
Now, sashay away.
1519
00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:24,141
KIARA: Thank you
so much, everybody.
1520
00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:26,276
JEFFREY: We love you, honey.
1521
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:27,878
[applause]
KIARA: Love you, guys.
1522
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:29,513
BOA: Love you, Kiki!
1523
00:57:29,513 --> 00:57:31,348
QUEEN: Sissies for life, girl!
1524
00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:34,484
KIARA: Kiki want to be
on all-stars, okay?
1525
00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:36,253
[laughter]
1526
00:57:36,253 --> 00:57:38,121
QUEEN: We love you!
1527
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,556
KIARA: I'm proud of myself.
1528
00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:41,391
I think I could have done
better, especially with Mariah.
1529
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:43,293
If you're watching this,
I'm sorry.
1530
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:44,361
Drag is my life.
1531
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,496
It's very important
to me and, you know,
1532
00:57:46,496 --> 00:57:49,933
I don't feel like I would
fit anywhere without drag.
1533
00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:52,903
I'm really proud to represent
Montreal on this first season
1534
00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:54,738
of Canada's Drag Race.
1535
00:57:54,738 --> 00:57:56,406
Fuck, I didn't win!
1536
00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:59,009
But you knew that already.
[chuckles]
1537
00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:03,847
♪
1538
00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:06,283
STACEY: Con-drag-ulations,
everybody.
1539
00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:11,088
And remember, stay true
north strong and fierce.
1540
00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:13,757
Now let the music play.
1541
00:58:13,757 --> 00:58:14,991
♪ You wear it well ♪
1542
00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:17,094
♪ Lipstick,
lipstick painted on ♪
1543
00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:18,862
♪ You wear it well ♪
1544
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:22,432
♪ That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1545
00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:25,902
♪ Work it for me ♪
♪ Work it for me, me ♪
1546
00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:28,071
♪ You wear it ♪
♪ You wear it ♪
1547
00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:29,673
♪ You wear it well ♪
1548
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,975
RUPAUL: Next time
on Canada's Drag Race...
1549
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:34,411
JEFFREY: You'll be
getting downright judicial
1550
00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:38,281
in your very own late-night
law firm commercials.
1551
00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:40,217
STACEY: Action.
STACEY: [gasps]
1552
00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,085
LEMON: I've split my kitty!
1553
00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:44,821
SCARLETT & ILONA: [screaming]
1554
00:58:44,821 --> 00:58:47,424
ILONA: She literally
whams me with a book.
1555
00:58:47,424 --> 00:58:50,660
JIMBO: It's my special day!
1556
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,028
[laughter]
1557
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,330
STACEY: You're very special.
1558
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:54,464
There's something
special about you.
1559
00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:55,999
JEFFREY: Welcome to
the competition, honey.
1560
00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:58,301
BROOKE LYNN: I would like to
hear from each and every one
1561
00:58:58,301 --> 00:59:02,005
of you which one of your sisters
should go home tonight and why.
1562
00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:03,874
LEMON: I'm not here
to make friends anymore.
1563
00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:05,308
TOM: I'm just happy to be here.
1564
00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:06,576
[laughter]
1565
00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:10,247
♪
1566
00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:13,683
♪
1567
00:59:13,683 --> 00:59:17,554
♪
1568
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:21,425
♪
1569
00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:25,662
♪
1570
00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:29,466
♪
1571
00:59:29,466 --> 00:59:32,402
♪
1572
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:36,173
♪
1573
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:40,210
♪
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