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Mm! Mm!
I'm gonna miss you so much.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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You sure you don't want me
to go with you guys to Omaha?
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This is, like, the longest
we'll have been apart
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- since we moved here.
- I know.
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I just feel like
this is not the trip for it.
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Hey. Let's go to
this gyno appointment, yeah?
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It's gyno day, baby!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Yeah, you're right.
It's not the one for me.
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I don't know why we don't have a
gynecologist here in Bucksnort.
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I'm probably gonna hunker
down and watch that docuseries
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on the greatest lost tracks of
20th century American music.
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Hey, why don't you hang
out with some friends?
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Like, you know, check out
what Beau and Rudy are up to.
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Would we describe them as friends
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or guys who live at our
house and argue constantly?
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What about Brandon?
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I mean, I feel like you guys
have more in common
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than, like, Beau and Rudy, am I right?
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Ask him to hang.
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- 'Cause I feel like...
- No, I can't just go ask him to hang.
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- Why not?
- The guy is a war hero.
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And... he's a perfect 10.
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Look at this guy. He's got
his pants rolled up, like a cool guy.
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Your moment has arrived!
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So now you can stop begging
me to be sheriff for a day.
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I did that when I was 6, ma.
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And now you're finally ready.
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All two miles of this
town is your jurisdiction.
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You have to patrol every inch.
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So if there's any emergency...
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Like when a chicken gets
loose in the post office?
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I made three arrests that day.
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- Ha ha hah!
- [CHUCKLES]
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- [CHUCKLING]
- Okay?
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Alright... sweetie.
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♪♪
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KAY: Let's go! Let's go!
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Constance, before you go to Omaha,
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I wanted to give you
something no other man could.
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So here's my Social Security card.
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I trust you won't steal my identity
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the way you've stolen my heart.
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Aw!
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You are fun. You are charismatic.
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You're tall as hell.
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He's gonna like one of those qualities.
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- I am tall.
- You got this.
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- I'm 6'2".
- Yeah, you are.
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- I'm almost 6'3".
- Yeah, push through.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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What's up, Bran? Brandon.
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Uh, what... what...
What are you up to today?
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You want to maybe... work out?
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Just a couple of young, fit dudes
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banging out some push-ups?
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What do you say?
You want to rock some deep squats?
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You know what, I... I was actually...
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I-I banged out some
squats earlier today.
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- Oh, cool.
- Like, I was...
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I went maybe too deep.
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But rain check, for sure.
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Oh! Totally.
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- [CHUCKLING] Yeah. Alright.
- Love it.
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I had the craziest nightmare last night.
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Cool.
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- Very cool.
- [CHUCKLING] Yeah.
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Awesome.
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No dice. No dice.
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W-What? No?
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I referred to myself as
a young, fit dude.
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- Hey. You are a young, fit dude.
- What?
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- Mm.
- [HORN HONKS] Hey! Wrap on the porno!
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We got to get a move on!
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Good Lord, Rio! Save some for the gyno!
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[LAUGHTER]
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- Have fun.
- See you later.
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♪♪
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[WOMEN CHEERING]
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RIO: Um... So, wait, um, is it true
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that Omaha's city slogan is "The Big O"?
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CONSTANCE: Oh, you know it!
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[LAUGHTER]
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I feel like you guys are,
like, wilding out a bit.
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I thought we were just going
to the doctor's appointment.
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Oh, hell no!
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Why do you think we look forward
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to going to our OBGYN every year?
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We get together and go to Omaha!
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- [CHEERING]
- It's a girls' trip!
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Come on, get with it, Rio!
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Yeah, I can get with that.
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- Girls' trip!
- Whoo!
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Check these boobies out
before my doctor does!
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Put those things away!
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Omaha, baby.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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RIO: Clara, are you okay up there?
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Actually, Rio,
would you mind taking the next leg?
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Because I want to eat my runza,
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but if I don't have two hands
on the wheel, I usually crash.
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Um, I-I don't know how to drive, so...
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- What?
- What? Really?
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We just... I've never...
I never learned.
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I guess in New York,
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she had the subway to
chauffeur her around.
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I don't know if I would use
"chauffeur" as the right word.
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You don't know how to drive?
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How do you drive places?
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- Good point.
- I bike or... or Mike drives me.
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- Uh-oh!
- Okay, alright.
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And does he buckle you in, too?
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[LAUGHTER]
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NARRATOR: And that's when
ragtime really found its rhythm.
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Here's an unearthed
track from Rolly Robins
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titled "The Daisy Doo Rag."
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Why would they call it a "rag"?
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Constance cleans her
countertops with a rag.
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I miss her and her spotless countertops.
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Rudy, is everything going
to remind you of Constance?
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No!
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Oh, look. Popcorn.
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Constance has probably
eaten popcorn before.
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- You just did it again.
- Did what?
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Are you even aware of it?
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- Guys. Shh. Shh. Shh.
- I'm not allowed to eat a p...
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Guys, please! Keep it down!
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- It's getting good!
- Is it me? He did it!
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- It's getting good.
- Right, 'cause it can't get worse.
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Are you kidding me?
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They are walking us
through the evolution
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of the trumpet in the swing...
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So sorry. I-I just forgot.
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I, uh, can't stay for
the end of this sentence.
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I'd also like to not be here.
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I'm going outside.
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That's what I was gonna do.
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So, what do you guys do after the gyno?
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'Cause, you know what, girls' trips are,
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like, kind of, like, my thing.
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This one time, my girlfriends and I,
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we signed up to be sushi models...
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You know, when you, like, lie out naked
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and people, like,
eat sushi off your body?
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We drank so much sake!
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Sierra, my friend, ended up
going home with the master chef.
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And let me just put it this way.
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She will never look at
wasabi in the same way.
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It was... pretty crazy.
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So, here's what we do.
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- Mm-hmm?
- Um...
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eat, doctor, outlet mall.
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And we do it all with our clothes on,
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and our wasabi stays in
the tiny, little container
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- that it comes in.
- [LAUGHTER]
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Kay, you forgot the most fun part.
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I... This is kind of crazy...
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but when we go to the outlet malls,
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we use walkie-talkies.
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That way, we can give each
other important updates, like...
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[STATIC] Rio, Rio. Come in, Rio.
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There's a sale on leggings
that look like pants.
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[STATIC] Virgin acrylic yarn,
buy-one-get-one-free.
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Help! I'm stuck in the ball pit!
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- Aah!
- [ALL SCREAM, HORN BLARES]
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Put your hands on the wheel!
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Sorry.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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- Omaha!
- Whoo-hoo!
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And that's when he tried
a little something new...
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A boom-bah, tippy-tippy,
tsst-tsst-tsst-ta-yah.
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Mm. Mama, tippy-tippy me all day.
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BEAU: You just said it's pruning!
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- Pruning is saving a tree!
- RUDY: I'm saying it's not pruning.
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- This is not...
- That branch is dead.
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It's time to put it out of its misery!
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- [VOLUME INCREASES]
- It's not miserable.
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It just needs to realize there's
something wonderful up ahead.
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It could become a sheet of paper,
that branch.
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It could become a decorative bowl
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or a boyfriend.
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- What's that?
- [CHAIN SAW REVVING]
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- I couldn't hear you!
- Oh, man.
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Hey! Hey! Guys!
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Please keep it down!
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Dead branch!
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One gust of wind,
it'll take out your window.
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Not to worry.
I got my dad's old chain saw.
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And is it running on coal?
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- [REVVING STOPS]
- [CHUCKLING] Okay.
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It is a little rusty.
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I'm about to enjoy an oboe solo,
so I would appreciate it
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if you guys could keep it
down for about 17 minutes.
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Hey, Mike, did you hear the one about
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how many guys does it take
to cut down a tree branch?
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Three.
- Mm. [LAUGHS]
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[WHISPERING] I think you have
to explain it to him.
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- Yeah, w-what's the joke?
- It's a tree-man job.
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[LAUGHS]
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I've started telling jokes.
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Constance thinks I'm very funny.
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- Uh-huh.
- But we do need three men.
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Okay. Fine. Let's just get it over with.
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Once we get up to the dead branch,
I'll slice it off,
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and you two dummies use the rope
to pull it away from the house.
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- Got it?
- Fantastic.
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- Yeah!
- Real flattering angle, Beau.
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"How many partners have you had?"
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Rio, is that a three and a zero?
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What's that squiggly line?
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Don't tell me it's another zero.
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Th... That's... That's a squiggly line
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to symbolize that I have no idea.
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I mean, there's no way to know exactly,
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like, how many dudes I've...
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Yes, there is. Just remember.
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That's why it's kind of like
a... wuh... well...
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Deb, does that say five?
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Oh, oh.
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Should I count hand stuff, too?
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♪♪
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BEAU: Why don't you just shut your can?!
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Don't... tell... me... what... to... do!
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I... am... doing...
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- great! [CHAIN SAW REVS]
- Oh, my... Careful!
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Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
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- Heads up! Heads up!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Well, we needed that branch to get down!
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- Good job, Rudy!
- I told you to get
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- a Nebraska licensed arborist.
- Well, it cut a branch.
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Not the branch I wanted to
cut, but it did.
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Hey, Mike. Mm. I wish you picked up.
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Um, I just wanted to tell you
that my appointment's about to start.
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And it has started... now.
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So I love you, and
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
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- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- [SIGHS] Sorry about that.
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Hey, I was wondering.
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What are your professional opinions
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just about the health benefits
of that vaginal jade egg?
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I read about it on Goop,
and I was just...
245
00:07:59,776 --> 00:08:00,808
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Rio, I want to do
246
00:08:00,832 --> 00:08:03,243
a girls' trip your way and get wild!
247
00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:04,501
You can't be in here.
248
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,237
Oh, I've spent my whole
life birthing cows.
249
00:08:06,261 --> 00:08:07,430
At least she ain't kicking.
250
00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:08,494
Bucksnort day.
251
00:08:08,519 --> 00:08:10,305
The number on my form, Rio...
252
00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:11,572
- Yeah?
- ... is "one."
253
00:08:11,604 --> 00:08:12,605
- Oh, dear.
- I've been with one man
254
00:08:12,629 --> 00:08:14,277
my entire life... Beau Bowman.
255
00:08:14,302 --> 00:08:16,813
All of y'all have had all
these other experiences,
256
00:08:16,838 --> 00:08:18,476
and I've just had one.
257
00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:20,083
- One!
- Kay. Kay, Kay, Kay.
258
00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:22,252
Y-You j... You just split with Beau.
259
00:08:22,277 --> 00:08:24,321
But Beau's probably up to 100 by now.
260
00:08:24,346 --> 00:08:26,291
- No.
- No, I found a dating profile
261
00:08:26,316 --> 00:08:28,825
on FarmersOnly.
He left it open on our desktop.
262
00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:30,450
He added 50 acres to our farm and...
263
00:08:30,475 --> 00:08:31,995
And six inches to his height.
264
00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:34,135
- It says he's 6'8".
- That's tall.
265
00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,832
I think he's just acting out of pain.
266
00:08:35,857 --> 00:08:37,667
Well, I'll act out of
pain all night, girl.
267
00:08:37,692 --> 00:08:40,104
What's that stuff that you did
with all those millions of guys?
268
00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,639
I want to do all of that.
I got to get my number up, Rio!
269
00:08:42,664 --> 00:08:43,740
Let's start small.
270
00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,008
You know, let's not start
271
00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,854
with trying to get
this sex number way up.
272
00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:47,911
Let's try to...
273
00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:49,711
start with the flirt number.
274
00:08:49,736 --> 00:08:51,281
My flirt number is also "one."
275
00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:52,369
What? How?
276
00:08:52,394 --> 00:08:54,785
The only time I ever flirted
was when Beau proposed to me.
277
00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:56,087
I gave him, like, a little wink.
278
00:08:56,111 --> 00:08:57,187
Alright, listen.
279
00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,555
If this is what you want to do...
280
00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,727
- Yep. I do.
- Okay?
281
00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:00,991
I will support you.
282
00:09:01,016 --> 00:09:03,986
And the truth is I'm a great wing-woman.
283
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,662
So let's get nasty.
284
00:09:05,687 --> 00:09:08,431
'Cause I will get you... ♪ Nastyyy ♪
285
00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:10,600
♪ We will get you nastyyy ♪
286
00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,869
- ♪ I wanna be nasty ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
287
00:09:12,894 --> 00:09:15,105
♪ I will get your nasty on ♪
288
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:17,374
- Take it on. There it is.
- ♪ Get your nasty on ♪
289
00:09:17,399 --> 00:09:19,510
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
- ♪ Get your nasty, get your nasty ♪
290
00:09:19,534 --> 00:09:20,535
- We harmonized.
- Can you please stop moving?
291
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,330
- It's making it very difficult.
- Sorry.
292
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,813
RUDY: I spy with my little
eye something green.
293
00:09:24,838 --> 00:09:26,649
- Please don't say "tree."
- It's the tree.
294
00:09:26,674 --> 00:09:28,541
You're not allowed to
be the spy guy anymore.
295
00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:31,387
Okay. I spy with my little
eye something brown and green.
296
00:09:31,412 --> 00:09:32,444
Help!
297
00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:35,024
- Help!
- Who are you calling?
298
00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:37,546
There's gotta be somebody
out there who can rescue us.
299
00:09:37,571 --> 00:09:40,329
[RADIO CRACKLES] I... am... bored.
300
00:09:40,354 --> 00:09:42,288
Anybody doing criminal stuff?
301
00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:43,713
Birds?
302
00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:45,659
[IMITATES BIRD CALL]
303
00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:49,705
Okay. Change of plans.
304
00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:50,930
Later, haters.
305
00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:52,675
Rio and I are gonna hit the bar.
306
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,777
We're gonna cover ourselves in raw fish
307
00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,356
and, you know, get wild!
308
00:09:56,381 --> 00:09:57,647
And also, can we dance?
309
00:09:57,672 --> 00:09:59,429
You know, it's 2:00 p.m. on a Wednesday.
310
00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:00,584
Especially with the sushi of it all.
311
00:10:00,608 --> 00:10:01,753
We're in a landlocked state, so...
312
00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:03,586
Girls' trip! Whoo!
313
00:10:04,452 --> 00:10:05,855
Yup. Let's hit it!
314
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,190
Gonna get my nails did.
315
00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:09,915
[THE RUNAWAYS' "YOU
DRIVE ME WILD" PLAYS]
316
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:13,596
♪ You know when you're close,
you really turn me on ♪
317
00:10:16,978 --> 00:10:20,336
♪ That's why I want you
so bad when you're gone ♪
318
00:10:20,361 --> 00:10:21,660
♪ Yeah! ♪
319
00:10:21,685 --> 00:10:23,839
Mike, comma,
you're never gonna believe this,
320
00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:26,699
but we're at a hotel bar,
crashing a convention right now,
321
00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,178
exclamation point, exclamation point...
322
00:10:28,202 --> 00:10:29,531
- Hey, get off your phone.
- Sorry.
323
00:10:29,555 --> 00:10:30,975
You said you'd be my wing-woman.
324
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,381
Yeah. Okay. Flirting 101.
325
00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:33,726
You're gonna want to laugh a lot.
326
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:35,096
You're gonna want to stretch your body
327
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,087
like a cat that just woke from a nap.
328
00:10:37,112 --> 00:10:38,855
And you want to re-apply
your lip quite a bit.
329
00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:40,374
Laugh, cat, lips.
330
00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:41,524
- Now, watch this.
- Okay.
331
00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:44,260
This is an ancient technique
that I use to attract men.
332
00:10:44,285 --> 00:10:45,417
Hmm?
333
00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:46,875
[SIGHS]
334
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,231
Whoo!
335
00:10:49,256 --> 00:10:50,968
- MAN: Oh. Here you go.
- [LAUGHING] Yeah! Hey!
336
00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:53,202
Oh, my gosh!
You guys don't have to do that.
337
00:10:53,227 --> 00:10:55,271
Oh, and drinks? Come on.
338
00:10:55,296 --> 00:10:57,062
[CHUCKLING] Thank you so much.
339
00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,329
Works every time.
340
00:10:58,354 --> 00:10:59,775
- That's magic!
- I know.
341
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,978
So, you ladies going bottomless today?
342
00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:03,512
Bottomless margaritas, that is.
343
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,770
[BOTH LAUGH]
344
00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,094
[FORCED LAUGHTER]
345
00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:07,172
May I?
346
00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:08,274
Yeah!
347
00:11:08,599 --> 00:11:09,986
Hi. I'm Kay.
348
00:11:10,011 --> 00:11:11,520
I just woke up from a nap.
349
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,678
Oh.
350
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,391
I'm Cheff.
351
00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,182
Like "Jeff," but not.
352
00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:18,507
[CHUCKLES]
353
00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:21,130
- Okay.
- My lips are so dry and chapped.
354
00:11:21,155 --> 00:11:22,336
Just the way I like them.
355
00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:23,766
So, do you have a car?
356
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,635
The bank got jealous and took mine.
357
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:26,793
- [CHUCKLES]
- Who got jealous?
358
00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:28,797
It... It... My car got repossessed.
359
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,940
So, who's your favorite Avenger?
360
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,431
Oh, dear. I don't know that show.
361
00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:34,510
- Hey, Kay? Um...
- Hmm?
362
00:11:34,535 --> 00:11:36,946
- [SOFTLY] Red flag.
- Red flag?
363
00:11:36,971 --> 00:11:38,080
Red flag?
364
00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:40,546
- Red Flag is my favorite Avenger.
- Cool.
365
00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:43,297
We have a thing that we
were meant to get to.
366
00:11:43,322 --> 00:11:45,187
No! God, I love that hat.
367
00:11:45,212 --> 00:11:47,923
You're like a... A modern-day newsboy.
368
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,559
You want to try it on, babe?
I don't have lice.
369
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,061
- [CHUCKLES]
- So, if you do get lice,
370
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,218
it definitely came from somewhere else.
371
00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,333
Oh, wow, that's a surprise ponytail.
372
00:11:56,358 --> 00:11:57,366
Surprise ponytail.
373
00:11:57,391 --> 00:12:00,204
- I'll take this.
- Looks lice-free to me.
374
00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:02,271
Hey. Kay. Kay.
375
00:12:02,296 --> 00:12:03,572
Who's your favorite Avenger?
376
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,830
Wonder Woman.
377
00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:06,243
I just have a thing for strong women.
378
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,350
Red flag.
379
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,967
Alright, I got an idea.
380
00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:10,346
Let's all join hands.
381
00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:11,804
- What?
- Rudy, up here.
382
00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,449
- Okay.
- We're gonna make a human rope.
383
00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:14,514
Oh! Brandon!
384
00:12:14,539 --> 00:12:16,652
Oh, come on! Anybody but him!
385
00:12:16,677 --> 00:12:18,305
This... He's gonna see this.
386
00:12:19,056 --> 00:12:20,756
Hey, what are you guys doing up there?
387
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,259
Wait, is this some kind of white people,
Kumbaya thing?
388
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,819
Great! We look like idiots
in front of the war hero!
389
00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:27,476
And I'm not even wearing
my cute bathrobe.
390
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,931
- What?
- Don't worry.
391
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,833
- I'll get you down.
- Okay.
392
00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:31,925
- Alright!
- BEAU: Whoo-hoo!
393
00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:33,922
Just climb up the tree,
throw us the rope.
394
00:12:33,947 --> 00:12:35,694
- Don't worry. I got you.
- The hero's here! Thar she blows!
395
00:12:35,718 --> 00:12:37,127
I got you.
396
00:12:37,164 --> 00:12:39,108
Ohh! Phew!
397
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,083
Whoa. I can't do this.
398
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,678
Just shimmy up the tree, soldier.
399
00:12:42,703 --> 00:12:43,913
Look, I'm sorry, guys.
400
00:12:43,938 --> 00:12:45,848
Wait, no, you're...
You're a military guy, man.
401
00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:48,184
I-I've seen pictures of you
jumping out of airplanes.
402
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:51,007
No, that...
that's from like 10,000 feet.
403
00:12:51,412 --> 00:12:52,588
This is 10 to 30 feet.
404
00:12:52,613 --> 00:12:54,557
That... That's my weak spot. 10 to 30.
405
00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:56,192
That's a super-specific fear.
406
00:12:56,217 --> 00:12:59,328
When I was in the military,
I-I defused bombs with robots.
407
00:12:59,353 --> 00:13:02,154
And... And, sure,
does that impress women at bars?
408
00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:04,202
Absolutely. 100%.
409
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:05,267
[SIGHS]
410
00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:06,572
But I'm just an engineering nerd
411
00:13:06,597 --> 00:13:08,938
who's afraid of intermediate heights.
412
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:10,106
[SIGHING] God.
413
00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:11,273
That's my truth.
414
00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:12,476
Well, look, Brandon, you're talking
415
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,477
to three grown men that
are stuck in a tree,
416
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,253
so I think we all have stuff
we're embarrassed about.
417
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:18,377
[SCOFFING] Yeah.
418
00:13:18,858 --> 00:13:21,751
Last week, I was so desperate,
419
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:23,842
I created an online dating profile
420
00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:26,155
just so my wife, Kay, could see it.
421
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,423
I wanted her to miss me.
422
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,448
- Okay?
- Oh, wow.
423
00:13:29,061 --> 00:13:31,132
Just afraid I'm gonna be alone.
424
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:33,355
And every time I see
Rudy's big ol' grin,
425
00:13:33,389 --> 00:13:36,729
it... reminds me of the
big ol' hole in my heart.
426
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,335
Aw, Beau, I'm sorry that I razzed you.
427
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,303
But I've become hilarious
since dating Constance.
428
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:44,039
Well, I tried to go to the
gynecologist this morning.
429
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,477
- Oh, buddy.
- Why?
430
00:13:45,502 --> 00:13:46,710
I guess I just didn't know what to do
431
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,577
without Rio for nine hours.
432
00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:50,980
And, Brandon,
I was so eager to impress you,
433
00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:53,477
I painted myself out to
be some fitness guru.
434
00:13:53,502 --> 00:13:56,471
Truth is, I haven't been to
the gym since we moved here.
435
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,755
Or for five years before that.
436
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,165
I don't like working out.
437
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,481
I only passed basic training
438
00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:04,763
because I helped my sergeant
hook up his printer.
439
00:14:04,788 --> 00:14:05,836
[CHUCKLES] Genius.
440
00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:07,386
Ain't no shame in being a nerd.
441
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,765
I'm gonna figure out a
way to get you guys down.
442
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:12,879
I just need... I need
that chain saw. I need a bike.
443
00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:15,437
And I need that scrap metal. Okay.
444
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,374
What do you guys think of
the dating profile name
445
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,513
I gave myself?
446
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,176
Beau-normous.
447
00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:21,366
False advertising?
448
00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:23,045
- How would you know?
- Just a hunch.
449
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,947
[KAY AND CHEFF LAUGH]
450
00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:27,483
I didn't know you could
live in a storage unit.
451
00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:29,262
Sure. If they don't catch you.
452
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:30,310
[BOTH LAUGH]
453
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:34,890
How about you and I meet in
the family share bathroom...
454
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,099
- Mmm!
- ... in five?
455
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:37,176
Ooh!
456
00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:38,360
I scoped it out earlier.
457
00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:40,696
It's got a diaper-changing
station and a dead bolt.
458
00:14:40,721 --> 00:14:41,964
Uh, excuse us, Cheff.
459
00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:46,658
I have to discuss with you
some lady emergency right now.
460
00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:49,438
Yeah. Period talk. Nice.
461
00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:51,540
Listen, I am sex-positive, okay?
462
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:52,908
But do you really want to, like,
463
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:56,478
go to the family share
bathroom with this guy?
464
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:58,912
I gotta have more than one, Rio.
465
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:01,483
I mean, Beau's plowing
every field on FarmersOnly.
466
00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:02,741
I gotta do something.
467
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,794
Like it or not, I'm going into
that bathroom for number two.
468
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,567
I hear how that sounds,
and it's not great.
469
00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:09,592
But I'm doing it.
470
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,227
This guy... He's taking a stick of gum
471
00:15:11,252 --> 00:15:14,052
and rubbing it on his neck for cologne.
472
00:15:14,077 --> 00:15:16,605
I feel like you're better than this guy.
473
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,567
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Oh. That could be Mike.
474
00:15:18,592 --> 00:15:20,436
- Hold on a second.
- Okay, you know what?
475
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,068
Who are you to give me advice?
476
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:24,006
You act like a big,
independent city girl,
477
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,108
but you can't stop texting your husband.
478
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,177
- Kay.
- And you don't even know how to drive.
479
00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:29,345
I mean, make up your mind.
480
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,691
Are you a 13-year-old girl
or an 80-year-old woman?
481
00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:34,793
I have not heard f-from my
husband all day, and I...
482
00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:35,851
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
483
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:37,988
... feel like, respectfully,
I'd like to go check my texts.
484
00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:40,548
And I think that is...
an appropriate thing to do.
485
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,824
I'm gonna check it.
486
00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:44,605
- Hey.
- Let's hit it.
487
00:15:46,787 --> 00:15:47,853
Okay.
488
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:50,037
Kay?
489
00:15:50,062 --> 00:15:51,261
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
490
00:15:51,286 --> 00:15:52,501
Aah!
491
00:15:52,526 --> 00:15:53,777
[CELLPHONE DINGS]
492
00:15:53,802 --> 00:15:55,304
Mom, for the last time,
493
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,353
please stop sending me
pictures of your moles, comma,
494
00:15:58,378 --> 00:16:00,702
but the last one does look irregular,
495
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,925
- exclamation point.
- [CELLPHONE DINGS]
496
00:16:08,059 --> 00:16:09,230
[STATIC] Kay?
497
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,800
I just... I just want to
let you know I'm so sorry.
498
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:15,633
You know, Mike hadn't texted in
a while, and so I-I j...
499
00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:18,744
I don't know why I always
have to check in with him,
500
00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:20,613
to be honest with you. I... [SIGHS]
501
00:16:20,638 --> 00:16:23,488
Ever since we moved to Nebraska,
502
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:26,816
I-I think we spend every
waking second together.
503
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,519
So we've sort of become...
504
00:16:28,935 --> 00:16:30,368
[SIGHS]
505
00:16:30,545 --> 00:16:32,777
... we've become really codependent.
506
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,917
I mean, I haven't even
learned to drive yet,
507
00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:38,043
which is just, like, patently insane.
508
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,738
And who... who am I to give you advice?
509
00:16:41,763 --> 00:16:43,263
I slept with a guy in New York
510
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:46,323
who was, you know,
living with his mother.
511
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:48,292
She used to tuck us in afterward.
512
00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:50,534
- [LAUGHS]
- There was this other guy in Jersey.
513
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:51,651
He was a juggler.
514
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,021
- Yes.
- And he didn't have any bed sheets,
515
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,909
so it was just sort
of us and a mattress.
516
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,284
Whe... Where's the volume?
517
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:57,375
And the point is,
518
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,768
I have slept with my
fair share of Cheffs.
519
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,160
So... I get it.
520
00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:06,887
And whatever you want to do,
I've got your back.
521
00:17:06,912 --> 00:17:10,620
And I'm gonna be over here
at the bar when you're ready,
522
00:17:10,645 --> 00:17:12,698
with a big bowl of fries for ya.
523
00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,022
[STATIC]
524
00:17:14,047 --> 00:17:16,073
- [STATIC]
- KAY: Get me taters instead.
525
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:17,690
Kay? Where are you?
526
00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:18,715
I couldn't do it.
527
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,284
I was trying to pretend I liked him,
528
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:21,683
but he lost me when he turned around
529
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,784
and his pony whipped me in the face.
530
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,009
Never date a man with
hair longer with yours.
531
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,463
Oh, you testifying.
532
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:29,449
Kay!
533
00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,840
Hey! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
534
00:17:31,865 --> 00:17:34,144
No, no, no.
I'm the... I'm the one that's sorry.
535
00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:35,613
- I was just...
- I was acting crazy.
536
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,621
And I appreciate
everything that you said.
537
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:38,972
Uh, New York sounds exhausting.
538
00:17:38,997 --> 00:17:40,511
It's so exhausting.
539
00:17:40,536 --> 00:17:42,925
- It's an affront to the senses.
- [LAUGHS]
540
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,386
Um...
541
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,527
are we good?
542
00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:46,652
I want to make sure that...
543
00:17:46,677 --> 00:17:49,599
Yeah. Yeah. I think I just was,
like [SIGHS] I don't know,
544
00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,435
feeling like I needed
to test the waters.
545
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,906
- Sure.
- You know, see what I was missing.
546
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:55,474
Um, and now I know that the
thing that is not missing
547
00:17:55,499 --> 00:17:57,794
is a guy who wears maybe
a tiny bit of eyeliner?
548
00:17:57,819 --> 00:17:58,849
You're gonna find someone
549
00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:00,139
that you're gonna up your number with.
550
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,209
You just have to be patient.
551
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,513
- Of course.
- So patient.
552
00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:04,498
- And you got to just not rush it.
- I'm sorry. Hello.
553
00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:06,106
- Can I kiss you?
- Mm-hmm.
554
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,130
- Oh, Kay.
- MAN: Oh, my...
555
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,638
Great. Thanks.
556
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,653
- Number two!
- Oh, my God! I got my number two!
557
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,739
[BOTH LAUGH]
558
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,063
- You did it!
- [BOTH SCREAM]
559
00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:18,583
- It felt so good.
- Did it feel good?
560
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:20,442
- Yeah, it felt good and right.
- I'm really proud of you!
561
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,628
Whoo!
562
00:18:21,653 --> 00:18:24,854
[THE EDGAR WINTER GROUP'S
"FREE RIDE" PLAYS]
563
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:28,356
♪ The mountain is high,
the valley is low ♪
564
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:30,802
- ♪ And you're confused ♪
- RUDY: Hot dog!
565
00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:32,114
I love this nerd!
566
00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:33,794
Whoa! You made that?!
567
00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:35,899
BRANDON: [CHUCKLING] Man,
I just threw this thing together.
568
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:39,257
You guys heard me when I said I used
to defuse bombs with robots, right?
569
00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:41,028
Whoa-ho! This is great!
570
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,653
♪ Come on and take a free ride ♪
571
00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:44,411
Wow! That's a cool contraption!
572
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:46,364
♪ Come on and sit here by my side ♪
573
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:48,552
Look, I don't want to come
across as too thirsty,
574
00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:50,833
but I'd love to swap numbers with you.
575
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:53,075
Hell yeah.
Hey, but just to warn you,
576
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,802
I send out a lot of
GIFs of cute-ass dogs.
577
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,005
Bonus.
578
00:18:58,074 --> 00:18:59,530
[LAUGHS]
579
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,591
Whoa-ho-ho.
580
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:02,526
- That was fun.
- Right?
581
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,832
[CRASH, GLASS BREAKS]
582
00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:08,529
You were right, Beau.
583
00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:09,953
That branch was dead.
584
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,404
My choice is not to gloat.
585
00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:14,716
RIO: Rudy's girl!
586
00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,771
- That's good! I like that.
- DEB: Isn't it nice?
587
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,185
I don't know what I was thinking.
588
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:19,857
I cannot drive with these.
589
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,582
But wait a minute. What if I...
590
00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:23,545
I don't know, like,
maybe this is the moment
591
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:24,716
where I try to drive.
592
00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:27,935
- Alright, Rio! You can do anything!
- I'm gonna drive all you guys.
593
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,123
An independent city girl!
594
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:31,569
Alright, alright, what do I...
what do I...
595
00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:32,748
Okay, so, it's in the "R."
596
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:34,251
Press the gas very slowly.
597
00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:36,276
[ALL SHOUTING]
598
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,380
- [ENGINE RUMBLES]
- Ohh!
599
00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:40,818
I'm out. I-I'm...
I can't do it. Alright.
600
00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:43,836
Okay, I have showered the day off,
601
00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,872
and I am ready to watch
this music documentary.
602
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:49,766
And just so you know,
in case I fall asleep immediately,
603
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:52,360
it's just because my body is
rejecting the information.
604
00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:57,389
Maybe I will invite my new friend,
Brandon, over to watch it...
605
00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:59,436
- [CELLPHONE KEYBOARD CLICKING]
- What?! I'm sorry.
606
00:19:59,461 --> 00:20:00,802
Are you guys hanging out now?
607
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,103
Oh, don't act so surprised.
608
00:20:02,128 --> 00:20:04,072
I'm not. I'm happy for you.
609
00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,140
I really...
I'm happy for us, because I feel like
610
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,142
now and then,
we might need a little alone time.
611
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,835
Maybe 'cause we've been so
cooped up here that we've...
612
00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:12,948
I don't know, we've become,
like, a little codependent.
613
00:20:12,972 --> 00:20:14,513
- Sure.
- Kay, by the way...
614
00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:16,350
[SNAPS FINGERS] ... is gonna
teach me how to drive.
615
00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:17,585
- Oh!
- Yeah.
616
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,120
- Oh, that's... Well, hey.
- Finally.
617
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,955
For the sake of our relationship...
618
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,292
I'm very grateful she's gonna
take that on instead of me.
619
00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:24,827
Instead of you doing...
Yeah, that's good.
620
00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:26,264
Oh! Oh, oh! He responded.
621
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:27,663
- What'd he say?
- He wants to come over.
622
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,547
- Ohh!
- Oh, wait.
623
00:20:29,572 --> 00:20:32,412
He just sent a GIF of
a dog in a hot tub.
624
00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:33,459
- Look at that.
- [LAUGHS]
625
00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:34,757
- Isn't that great?
- What a goof.
626
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,271
Alright, I'm gonna go upstairs
627
00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:38,373
and not hang out with you guys.
628
00:20:38,398 --> 00:20:39,907
Okay. I love you.
629
00:20:39,932 --> 00:20:42,210
And just a reminder...
It is an eight-part series,
630
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:43,544
so don't wait up.
631
00:20:43,569 --> 00:20:44,669
Uh-huh.
632
00:20:44,694 --> 00:20:46,047
So, what...
633
00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:48,750
B-Babe, at some point after,
could you just let me know
634
00:20:48,775 --> 00:20:50,758
what's going on with the window?
635
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:53,484
Oh, yeah, yeah. There isn't one now.
636
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,345
O-Okay.
637
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:58,375
Great.
638
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,800
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