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- You ready?
- Oh, yeah, girl..
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Let's see those moves.
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♪ Round she go, round
and around she go ♪
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♪ Lil' baby coming down that pole ♪
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♪ Look at all that money on the floor ♪
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♪ All that money on the floor ♪
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Okay, girl. You do you.
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♪♪
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- Priyanka, up.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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♪ Look at all that money on the floor ♪
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- Ah!
- Watch this.
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- Two.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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♪ Round she go ♪
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Oh! Oh!
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- Seven.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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♪ Look at all that money on the floor ♪
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[LAUGHS]
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Four. Yes.
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Oh, ho!
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- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Up.
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♪ Look at all that money on the floor ♪
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Wow! That was incredible.
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- Yeah.
- This chicken is ready.
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RIO: ♪ Di-dee-dee ♪
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- We are from Maggie's Farm...
- Yeah.
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... and we have the best hen
in the whole damn county.
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- I think it's... yeah. [LAUGHS]
- And I am so proud of you.
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I love you.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Okay, most people just call, though.
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But I'm glad you came down.
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♪♪
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Her full name is Priyanka.
Levine. Hyphen. Young.
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Maggie's... Farm's... Hen.
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Is it weird to say that
I'm more excited about this
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than anything ever in my entire life?
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Are you kidding? This blows
our wedding out of the water.
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Right? [LAUGHS]
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Look at all these events.
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I know. "Polka," "Best Hog."
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Ooh. "The Wife Carry"?
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What is a wife carry?
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That seems kind of problematic.
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It is. At the end,
the wife stands on a scale,
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and then the husband
wins her weight in beer.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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They put you on a seesaw,
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and then they put the
beer at the other end.
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But that's the silly events.
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Now, the farm ones, like "Best Hen"...
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- Yeah?
- ... that gets heated.
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Three days of farmers battling it out
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for county-wide supremacy.
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- Yeah.
- Total war.
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Blue ribbon or death.
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- Destroy. Dominate. Conquer.
- Carnage.
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- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Take... Ooh. Hang on one sec.
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What is it?
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- I got to go. Scrapbooking.
- Oh, oh, right now?
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Um, can you give
Priyanka her bubble bath?
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- Can you?
- Oh, yeah. I'll give her a little treat
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before she crushes dreams.
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I still haven't told Beau
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about our scrapbooking sessions.
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The only thing that scares Beau more
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than talking about his own feelings
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is when I talk about my
feelings with someone else.
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- Right.
- Oh, and dots.
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Seeing a bunch of dots
really weirds him out.
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Interesting. So, in our
last scrapbooking session,
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you mentioned that you were gonna
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- write a letter to Beau.
- Yeah.
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We weren't gonna give it to him.
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- It was just an exercise.
- Yes.
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And then you did give it to him.
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- I did.
- How did that go?
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- It did not go well.
- Okay.
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I was gonna use "I feel"
statements like you said.
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- Yeah.
- But then he suddenly remembered
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that he had something to do in the barn.
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And then he stayed out there all night.
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So I just watched "SVU" all by myself.
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To tell you the truth, it was nice
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not have all those dumb questions.
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"Who's that? Is that the killer?"
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Well, I don't know, Beau, okay?
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You and I have the
same exact information.
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Well, he can't avoid you forever, right?
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I don't know. That barn's
got a cot, a fridge, a hot plate.
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If he could get football and
dirty websites on his phone,
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he could be out there
for three to four months.
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You know what that barn doesn't have?
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- Me?
- Okay.
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[CRYING SOFTLY]
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There you go. Let it out.
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- Come here.
- [SNIFFLES]
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He'll have to come back to the Kay well
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'cause he needs some Kay water.
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That's really good stuff.
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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What'd I do without you?
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[LAUGHS]
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Do you need a flamingo sticker?
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I would like one. Thank you.
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Oh, let's get these talons sparkling.
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You're really giving that
bird the business, huh?
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You know, Priyanka's up for "Best Hen."
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- If we get a blue ribbon...
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
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... it would turn everything around.
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That's a lot of
pressure for one chicken.
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Well, when we moved here,
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we really thought we were
gonna be farming the land.
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Then we got our ass kicked
with the soil and the weather,
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losing the tractor.
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Well, your wife has done a
hell of a job with that bird.
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Right, Priyanka?
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When she first came here,
Rio was totally helpless.
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I was sure one day I was gonna find
her dead at the bottom of a well.
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Each morning, I'd go over
there and cry out, "Rio."
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But she was never down there.
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Your wife... she's a strong woman.
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- She really is.
- Enough jibber jabber.
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I need your honest opinion.
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If you were Constance,
which pair of overalls
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would really get you going?
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I think I'd go with the
ones that were less stained.
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Come on, don't jerk me around.
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I need this date to go perfectly.
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Then, I guess wear the ones
that you're most comfortable in.
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Sorry. I'm all a-titter
about this date at the fair.
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Constance has lit a fire in my belly
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I haven't felt since Theresa left me.
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Oh, yeah, you've never
really told me about her.
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She left me for a pig farmer
a couple of towns over.
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I used to catch myself thinking
about her all the time...
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her kisses, sweet embrace,
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her heaving chest crying out in ecstasy.
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Okay, well, have fun, pal.
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Sounds like you're completely over her.
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Yeah, I am. I am.
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♪♪
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RIO: Hey!
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Ladies, get a load
of my county fair hat.
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When I wear this, I am B-A-D bad.
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Oh, I'll bet.
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Ooh! Sookie, sookie. Come on, now.
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Sorry. "Sookie, sookie"?
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- It's like, "Sookie, sookie!"
- Yeah. "Sookie, sookie!"
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- No.
- You think Rudy will like it?
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Yes. He's gonna love it.
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Don't you think he's
the most beautiful man
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in the world?
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- He is, uh...
- Well, he's...
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- very t... tall.
- He is, uh...
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He's a tall glass of buttermilk,
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and I'm planning on taking a sip.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness!
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- Come on, now.
- Constance!
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It's the hat. I got
to take this thing off
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before it gets me into trouble.
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I got to take...
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Oh.
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Hi, Miss Rio.
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Hey, Jacob. Beau, how are you?
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You excited for your first fair?
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- I am, actually. I'm really excited.
- JACOB: Yeah, me too.
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It's my last year competing
in the junior category, so...
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- Oh, cool.
- ... starting next year,
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in the eyes of the fair, at least, uh...
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I am a man.
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Cool. Well,
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listen, buddy, in my eyes,
you're already a man.
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Oop.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
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I have to go outside now.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Okay.
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[DOOR BELLS JINGLE]
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- Kay, um...
- Hmm?
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... what are you doing here?
I thought you were,
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uh, quilting over at Clara's?
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♪♪
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The jig is up.
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I've been scrapbooking with Rio.
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Why don't I have eyes?
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Wha... What's going on here?
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You want the truth?
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Rio and I have been meeting
and talking about my life
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for a while now.
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Her advice has been really helpful.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah? What kind of advice?
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Putting diapers on the
photo of a grown man?
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I'm sorry. It's highly unethical for me
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to engage with you
regarding the scrapbooking
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that may or may not
be occurring currently.
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Beau, I wouldn't have to talk to
someone else about our marriage
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if you didn't say "uh-oh"
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- every time I said, "I feel."
- There you go.
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[GROANS]
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Dots, Kay?
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Dots?
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[SNIFFLES]
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I feel like you wanted him to find that.
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I did. Is that bad?
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We should probably talk
about that next week.
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[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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♪♪
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- RUDY: Constance?
- CONSTANCE: Mm.
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If I may be so bold,
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you look absolutely stunning today.
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Well, thank you.
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I like your overalls.
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- That stain looks like a heart.
- Oh, it's rust.
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Mike said to wear clean ones,
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but I think he was just
having fun with me.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, that makes two of us,
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because I'm having so
much fun with you now.
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Well, that makes three of us,
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'cause I'm fun and you're fun, and...
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Damn it. I can't think straight.
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- I'm all a-titter.
- Just breathe,
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and let all your titters out.
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No, it's you, Constance.
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You make me feel like I can't breathe,
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like my heart is skipping beats,
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like I'm about to die,
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but it's sublime.
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I haven't felt this good since...
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♪♪
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Rudy?
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I thought that was you. [LAUGHS]
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- Hello, Theresa.
- Hello.
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Oh, Theresa, you... you look great.
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Aw, thanks. [CHUCKLES]
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And you look...
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[CLEARS THROAT] you look good.
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So, it's been a long time.
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And I've heard some disturbing rumors
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that you built an underground bunker
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for the apocalypse?
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Yes, but it only sleeps two.
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So good luck out there, Theresa.
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And I always thought
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that we'd be fighting
the zombies together.
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So did I.
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♪♪
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Well, uh, you all enjoying the fair?
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Yes. We are enjoying it very much.
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♪♪
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Constance is my date.
255
00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,263
She makes me feel dead.
256
00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:50,937
Something you could never do.
257
00:07:50,962 --> 00:07:52,188
♪♪
258
00:07:52,301 --> 00:07:53,399
[CHUCKLES]
259
00:07:53,424 --> 00:07:56,039
Well, the dog says hi.
260
00:07:56,064 --> 00:07:59,535
♪♪
261
00:07:59,815 --> 00:08:00,962
Are you okay?
262
00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:02,367
Think you need a minute?
263
00:08:03,101 --> 00:08:04,532
The only minute I need is this minute
264
00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:05,922
to let you know I don't need a minute.
265
00:08:06,525 --> 00:08:08,227
Let's go get you sculpted in butter.
266
00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:09,391
Come on.
267
00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:10,758
[LAUGHS] What?
268
00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:11,914
RIO: There you go, little lady.
269
00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:12,977
MIKE: Oh.
270
00:08:13,195 --> 00:08:14,617
- Hi.
- The princess is here.
271
00:08:14,642 --> 00:08:15,711
Hey, everyone.
272
00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:17,781
What do you think we
should call her fans?
273
00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:20,045
Should we call them, like, Priyonkers
274
00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:22,351
- or, like, Beak babies?
- Oh, I like that.
275
00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:23,554
Ah, yeah, it's... Um, whoa,
whoa, whoa, no, no, no.
276
00:08:23,579 --> 00:08:25,117
Spectators, you sit over there.
277
00:08:25,321 --> 00:08:27,351
- Oh, no, we're competing, Kent.
- I know.
278
00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,898
It was just a little
friendly trash talk.
279
00:08:28,923 --> 00:08:30,149
- Oh!
- [LAUGHS] Oh.
280
00:08:30,174 --> 00:08:32,165
"Ha! Your bird stinks."
281
00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:33,673
Oh, that's good.
282
00:08:33,698 --> 00:08:36,040
I've met hay bales with more
charisma than that thing.
283
00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:37,466
- Yeah.
- Okay, that's good.
284
00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:38,829
Yeah, alright. My turn.
285
00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:39,990
Hey, is that your hen,
286
00:08:40,015 --> 00:08:42,102
or did your grandson suddenly turn cute?
287
00:08:42,445 --> 00:08:44,008
We showed you his picture.
288
00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:45,190
Boom.
289
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,422
- Ouch.
- Teach him to roll up
290
00:08:46,447 --> 00:08:48,583
on some New Yorkers
with that weak sauce.
291
00:08:48,608 --> 00:08:50,055
You walked right up to the line.
292
00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,719
- Right?
- Maybe a little over it. Hey.
293
00:08:51,744 --> 00:08:52,774
Good morning, neighbors.
294
00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,649
I'm surprised you have time to compete,
295
00:08:54,674 --> 00:08:56,063
given all the time you spend
296
00:08:56,088 --> 00:08:57,985
trying to turn my wife against me.
297
00:08:58,010 --> 00:08:59,399
Beau, I cannot discuss anything
298
00:08:59,424 --> 00:09:00,876
that goes on between me and my patient.
299
00:09:00,901 --> 00:09:02,383
Your wife has been doing
300
00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,579
some scrapbooking
therapy stuff with Kay.
301
00:09:04,604 --> 00:09:05,610
- Ah.
- Well...
302
00:09:05,635 --> 00:09:08,096
20 perfect years of marriage,
and then she goes,
303
00:09:08,121 --> 00:09:10,150
"Oh, let's now look below the surface."
304
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,181
Can you please remove your negative
energy away from this space?
305
00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:14,875
Because Priyanka's about to get judged.
306
00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:15,900
Well...
307
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,595
I am the judge.
308
00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,189
When I heard you guys were competing,
309
00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:21,939
I gave up my "Best Hog" post
310
00:09:21,964 --> 00:09:24,072
so we could spend some
quality time together.
311
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,463
This is gonna be fun.
312
00:09:26,163 --> 00:09:28,111
And hens to their marks!
313
00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:33,064
MIKE: I'm sure he'll be... unbiased.
314
00:09:33,189 --> 00:09:34,213
I don't think so.
315
00:09:34,355 --> 00:09:35,486
Priyanka, up.
316
00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:37,322
Priyanka, up.
317
00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:39,215
Up, Priyanka. Ah, ah, up.
318
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,955
- She's... She's feeling my energy.
- No, no.
319
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:41,994
- Hey, hey, hey. No, okay.
- She doesn't know that...
320
00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:43,130
You got this, okay? Okay.
321
00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:44,651
Think about where you've come from.
322
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,339
You were born on the mean streets
323
00:09:46,364 --> 00:09:47,440
of the Upper West Side.
324
00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:48,894
Now you're standing here
in front of all these folks
325
00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,530
about to win your first
chicken competition
326
00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:52,753
in the 10th biggest
county in eastern Nebraska.
327
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,347
Not to mention, you have
never fallen in a well.
328
00:09:55,372 --> 00:09:56,964
I don't give myself
enough credit for that.
329
00:09:56,989 --> 00:10:00,921
Since we moved here, every day,
I have been amazed by you.
330
00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:03,323
- You can do this.
- Okay.
331
00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,218
I love you. You're the best.
332
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,639
Okay. Okay.
333
00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:09,023
Time to dance. [EXHALES SHARPLY]
334
00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:10,452
- Priyanka, up.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
335
00:10:11,642 --> 00:10:12,776
Oh! [LAUGHS]
336
00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:14,602
- Whoo! Whoo!
- [LAUGHS]
337
00:10:14,627 --> 00:10:16,140
Where my Priyonkers is at?
338
00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:17,445
Where my Priyonkers is at?
339
00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:19,155
Come on. Put your hands up!
340
00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:21,180
What! Put your... No?
No one's doing it.
341
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,658
- I'm gonna take a quick lap.
- You know what? Take a lap...
342
00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:24,448
and just like, get it
out of your system.
343
00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,876
BEAU: And the final chicken
in the "Best Hen" competition
344
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,259
is from Maggie's Farm.
345
00:10:31,284 --> 00:10:32,337
Let's have a look.
346
00:10:32,362 --> 00:10:33,596
[PRIYANKA CLUCKING]
347
00:10:33,621 --> 00:10:34,923
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
348
00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:40,553
[PRIYANKA MURMURING]
349
00:10:40,578 --> 00:10:42,978
[PRIYANKA CLUCKING]
350
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,744
Oh, ow! Disqualified. She pecked me.
351
00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:46,790
- No. Beau...
- Dis...
352
00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:48,120
- That is... That is not...
- Disqualified.
353
00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:49,815
- No! My ass!
- Hey! Show me where.
354
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,950
- There. Right there.
- She did not.
355
00:10:50,975 --> 00:10:52,129
And this is how I like them.
356
00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:54,284
- One, two, three.
- No, no, no, no.
357
00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:56,535
That's it. The competition is over.
358
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,770
Great. So you guys are just fine
359
00:10:57,795 --> 00:10:59,160
with this blatant corruption?
360
00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:00,527
Beau, you are better than this.
361
00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:02,687
You cried on my shoulder.
362
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,191
I don't know what you're talking about.
363
00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:05,715
Oh, shove it, Beau.
364
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,957
You are the worst
neighbor we have ever had,
365
00:11:07,982 --> 00:11:09,293
and the people above us in New York
366
00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:11,720
- ran a musical school for children.
- It's over.
367
00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:13,520
They're judging fruit
pies here in 10 minutes.
368
00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,482
- Clear out.
- This ain't over.
369
00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,243
You took a blue ribbon from us,
370
00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:18,722
- we take one from you.
- Yep.
371
00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:20,840
You name the event, we're there.
372
00:11:20,865 --> 00:11:21,918
The wife-carry.
373
00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:23,762
You name any other event,
374
00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,613
- and we will be there.
- Any of them.
375
00:11:25,638 --> 00:11:26,887
The wife-carry.
376
00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:28,914
♪♪
377
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,291
WOMAN: Whoo!
378
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,450
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
379
00:11:32,475 --> 00:11:34,090
I always thought that
seeing Theresa again
380
00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:35,941
would make me crumble, but, Constance...
381
00:11:37,142 --> 00:11:39,434
... you make me feel like an
unbreakable block of granite.
382
00:11:39,647 --> 00:11:41,950
Like Mount Rushmore
but with fewer heads.
383
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,965
I'm so glad you didn't crumble,
384
00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:48,176
because I... I want
you all in one piece.
385
00:11:48,306 --> 00:11:49,926
Go easy on this old horse.
386
00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:51,949
[HORN HONKS]
387
00:11:51,974 --> 00:11:53,145
Beep beep. Coming through.
388
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,262
Damn you, Clara.
389
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,684
Clara, it's okay. You didn't
do anything wrong, girl.
390
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,920
Sorry.
391
00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:00,919
Will you be attending
the square dance tomorrow?
392
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,288
I might.
393
00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,739
Then I will be attending as well.
394
00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:07,364
So we'll be there at the s-same time.
395
00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:09,654
If you're there between the hours
of 4:00 and 6:00, then yes.
396
00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:11,576
Well, I'll put on my dancing boots.
397
00:12:14,085 --> 00:12:15,795
Are you sure you don't want
to buy any cotton candy?
398
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,131
- It's for ch...
- Go, Clara! Get out of here!
399
00:12:17,156 --> 00:12:18,615
I will never forgive you!
400
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,303
Sorry.
401
00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,729
♪♪
402
00:12:21,835 --> 00:12:25,201
So this is the World
Wife-Carrying Competition...
403
00:12:25,226 --> 00:12:26,794
- Okay.
- ... in Sonkajarvi, Finland.
404
00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:28,679
Whoa. What is that wife up to?
405
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,851
This is called The Estonian Method.
406
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,405
Now, all the locals around here,
407
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:34,804
they're mostly gonna be using
that simple backpack hold.
408
00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,186
This will give us an edge.
409
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,554
Look at Priyanka.
410
00:12:37,579 --> 00:12:39,507
She's thirsty for revenge.
411
00:12:39,532 --> 00:12:40,538
[PRIYANKA CLUCKING]
412
00:12:40,563 --> 00:12:45,116
Husband, carry me like the
Estonian wife that I am.
413
00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:46,686
[THE SHIRELLES' "BABY IT'S YOU" PLAYS]
414
00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,140
So, limber up first. Limber up.
415
00:12:48,165 --> 00:12:50,467
There's a way for us to just... Ow. Ow.
416
00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:52,351
I think if I started
here. Oh! Are you okay?
417
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,390
Get down on the ground,
418
00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:54,811
- I'll get into position.
- Oh.
419
00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:57,397
- Spin around. 180, honey, 180.
- Honey, I'm doing it.
420
00:12:57,422 --> 00:12:58,823
- Come on. Just roll.
- [LAUGHS]
421
00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:00,452
Is this something? Here it is.
422
00:13:00,477 --> 00:13:01,843
Like, if I do this...
423
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,045
- Right.
- Oh, right. That's great.
424
00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,163
And then I'll, like, stand.
425
00:13:04,188 --> 00:13:05,188
Yeah, and then...
426
00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:07,179
♪ Nobody ♪
427
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,274
- Hi.
- ♪ Baby, it's you ♪
428
00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:11,767
Oh, No, no, no, no, we got
to focus. We got to focus.
429
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,892
- We got to keep our heads in the game.
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
430
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:13,931
- Yeah.
- Defeat.
431
00:13:13,956 --> 00:13:15,525
- Dominate. Destroy.
- Yes.
432
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,319
- Blue ribbon.
- Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
433
00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,614
On second thought, let's just do it
434
00:13:19,639 --> 00:13:21,115
- and get it out of the way.
- Yeah, just 'cause we don't want it
435
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,382
to happen tomorrow
in front of the crowd.
436
00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:23,444
- And just like...
- [GRUNTS]
437
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,372
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
438
00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:31,487
MAN: Alright, all wife-carry
competitors to your marks.
439
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:32,995
The wi-fi in the barn went out
440
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,409
about midnight last night.
441
00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,753
Why did you need wi-fi after midnight?
442
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,230
Barn stuff.
443
00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:40,434
- RIO: Coming through, coming through.
- MIKE: Go time. [GRUNTS]
444
00:13:40,459 --> 00:13:41,827
Well, I'll be.
445
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,503
I didn't think you'd show up.
446
00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:44,528
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
447
00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:45,545
- Excuse us.
- MAN: Last call.
448
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,629
- Racers to your marks.
- [BOTH GRUNT]
449
00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:49,231
- Yep.
- What in the...
450
00:13:49,256 --> 00:13:50,535
- Ha!
- Ohh.
451
00:13:50,715 --> 00:13:52,324
Breathe through your mouth,
baby, not your nose.
452
00:13:52,349 --> 00:13:54,098
- RIO: Got it.
- This is a family event.
453
00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:56,020
We get it, you're newlyweds.
454
00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:57,216
- You surprised, Beau?
- Oh, my God.
455
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:58,622
It's called The Estonian Method.
456
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:00,325
And when you're staring
at the back of my thighs
457
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,520
and my wife's inverted back,
458
00:14:01,545 --> 00:14:03,864
I want you to think of
one thing... Priyanka.
459
00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:05,317
Why would he think about your chicken?
460
00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,622
[MUFFLED] Why don't
you ask your husband?
461
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:07,647
What was that?
462
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,615
I said... I said, why
don't you ask your husband?
463
00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:13,842
What did you do to their hen?
464
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:15,769
They're just salty
'cause I disqualified her.
465
00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:16,928
You ready? Hop on.
466
00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:19,623
That hen was the one thing they had
467
00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:21,146
on their sad, dilapidated farm.
468
00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:23,140
- And you took it away out of spite.
- Yep.
469
00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:25,201
- MAN: On your marks...
- Hop on. We'll talk about it later.
470
00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:26,505
No, no. We're talking about it now.
471
00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:27,538
Get set...
472
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:28,799
[STARTER PISTOL FIRES]
473
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,063
[CROWD CHEERING]
474
00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:32,656
You can't tune me out when
I'm this close to your ear.
475
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,868
[SQUARE-DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
476
00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:37,256
MAN: Now come together
in groups of eight.
477
00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:39,150
Go to your left and don't be late.
478
00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:40,576
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
479
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,672
Doing this from day to morn,
480
00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:45,047
come tomorrow, husk that corn.
481
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,899
Well, hello, there.
482
00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:49,070
Oh, Theresa, hello.
483
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,235
We haven't seen each
other in over a decade,
484
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:52,795
and now it's twice in two days.
485
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,383
You were always good with numbers.
486
00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:58,453
Hey, remember when we last
square danced together?
487
00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:00,031
It was at my nephew's wedding,
488
00:15:00,056 --> 00:15:02,203
and I wore white because
I hated the bride.
489
00:15:03,108 --> 00:15:06,727
So, Rudolph Enoch Longfellow,
490
00:15:07,462 --> 00:15:08,963
will you dance with me again?
491
00:15:08,988 --> 00:15:10,456
I'm waiting for Constance.
492
00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:12,445
Oh, she can have your heart.
493
00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:14,391
I'm just asking for your body.
494
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,041
Okay.
495
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:18,485
Now roll away to a half-sashay.
496
00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:21,649
Then come together and play!
497
00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:23,009
♪♪
498
00:15:23,664 --> 00:15:25,867
Promenade with heel and toe!
499
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,672
Swing your partner high and low!
500
00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:28,865
Whoo-hoo!
501
00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,859
♪♪
502
00:15:31,116 --> 00:15:32,397
Big finish.
503
00:15:32,422 --> 00:15:33,423
♪♪
504
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:34,582
Yee-haw!
505
00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:39,586
♪♪
506
00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:41,774
Ace of diamonds, jack of spades.
507
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:44,188
Get together, promenade.
508
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,969
[CROWD CHEERING]
509
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:48,305
Ohh! Watch the head.
510
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:50,633
- You're doing great, babe.
- Yeah, Rio!
511
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,234
It's me, Jacob!
512
00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:54,250
I feel that you shut me out emotionally.
513
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,328
I feel that you hide behind your work.
514
00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:57,735
I feel that I would like to try
515
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,086
one of those sideways positions.
516
00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:01,274
I get it. Ease up on the neck a little.
517
00:16:01,299 --> 00:16:02,406
[CROWD CHEERING]
518
00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:03,632
RIO: Ohh! Ohh!
519
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:05,117
I... I can't see where I'm going.
520
00:16:05,142 --> 00:16:06,680
All I see is butt.
521
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:07,830
[CROWD GASPS] Oh, God.
522
00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:09,156
[CROWD GASPS]
523
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,526
Wait, what? What'd I just hit?
524
00:16:10,694 --> 00:16:12,346
Go left! Don't stop!
525
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,893
I can't see, but I trust you.
526
00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:15,520
Brakes, brakes, brakes! Aah!
527
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:16,549
[ALL SCREAM]
528
00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:17,799
[CROWD "OHHS"]
529
00:16:17,824 --> 00:16:19,776
[CROWD MURMURS]
530
00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:22,424
- [EXHALES HEAVILY] My bad.
- I'm sorry.
531
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:26,815
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
532
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:28,494
- Honey.
- Yeah?
533
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:30,322
I feel like we got too competitive
534
00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,111
with the whole county fair thing.
535
00:16:32,136 --> 00:16:34,408
Yeah. Everyone hates us, for sure.
536
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:35,611
[SIGHS]
537
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:39,416
- I feel like I let Aunt Maggie down.
- What?
538
00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:41,135
Well, you know, she left me this farm,
539
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,401
and I... and I just... I
wanted to make her proud.
540
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:44,426
Mike...
541
00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:48,448
Aunt Maggie left you
this farm with dead soil,
542
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:51,728
and you figured out a way
to bring it back to life
543
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:54,063
and to make it our home.
544
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,657
And for that, I think
she'd be damn proud.
545
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,649
I mean, I know I am.
546
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,988
[LAUGHS]
547
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,579
[LAUGHING] Oh, my gosh.
548
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,634
What?
549
00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:04,829
Do you remember what we thought
550
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,368
living on a farm was gonna be like?
551
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,032
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God, were we wrong.
552
00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:10,088
Oops.
553
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,986
I envisioned myself,
like, sitting on a porch,
554
00:17:14,257 --> 00:17:17,293
drinking lemonade,
listening to wind chimes.
555
00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:18,388
I thought I'd always have, like,
556
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,802
a piece of straw
hanging out of my mouth.
557
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:21,092
- You know, take a lot of naps...
- Yeah.
558
00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:22,694
- ... with my hat over my face.
- Sure. Classic.
559
00:17:22,719 --> 00:17:23,719
Here we are.
560
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,608
A bunch of patches of clover coming up,
561
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:26,936
chicken tractor, and...
562
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:30,182
a good-sized column of smoke.
563
00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:32,291
That's, uh...
564
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:34,007
Oh, my God, Mike.
565
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:35,697
Oh, that's coming
from the Bowmans' farm.
566
00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:38,729
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
567
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,111
- [CELLPHONE BUZZES]
- [SIGHS]
568
00:17:44,136 --> 00:17:45,174
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
569
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
570
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:49,018
Constance, can we talk?
571
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:53,549
Honey, it keeps going
to Connie's voicemail.
572
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,315
[GRUNTS]
573
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,862
We got to get the animals out of here.
574
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,260
Even the cows?
575
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,471
Yes, even the cows, hon!
576
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,632
- It's only cows!
- I was just checking.
577
00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,225
- [COW MOOS]
- Yeah, I'm scared, too.
578
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,578
MIKE: [GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
579
00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:07,688
- [GASPS]
- [COW MOOS]
580
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:08,867
Shut up and let me save your life,
581
00:18:08,892 --> 00:18:10,160
or I'll keep...
582
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:12,103
Oh, are you licking me?
Oh, that's so scratchy.
583
00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:13,864
Oh, God. There's gratitude.
584
00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:14,931
[SHOUTS]
585
00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:18,017
You and Theresa are quite the pair.
586
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:20,345
She is... was a big part of my life.
587
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,587
We have towels with
our initials on them.
588
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:26,743
It's hard to move on.
589
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,751
Every time you think you have,
590
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:31,142
you... you see that there's
a lot more moving to do.
591
00:18:32,982 --> 00:18:35,009
I think we just took
on too much too soon.
592
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,470
Maybe we should just slow down.
593
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,103
There's a reason molasses is so sweet.
594
00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:46,407
Constance, would you dance with me?
595
00:18:46,432 --> 00:18:49,001
♪♪
596
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:51,368
[LAUGHS]
597
00:18:51,393 --> 00:18:52,962
♪♪
598
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:54,355
And...
599
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:59,918
♪♪
600
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:02,138
[SING-SONG VOICE] There's a fire
at the Bowmans', come on, let's go!
601
00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,001
[NORMAL VOICE] Sorry,
there's a real fire.
602
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,665
I've been calling the
square dance all day.
603
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,058
♪♪
604
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:12,889
[SIREN WAILING]
605
00:19:12,914 --> 00:19:15,649
[MIKE COUGHING]
606
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,376
What the hell are you doing in there?!
607
00:19:19,487 --> 00:19:20,755
Saving your barn.
608
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:23,618
You fought that fire?
Just the two of you?
609
00:19:23,643 --> 00:19:25,040
We lost Rio, didn't we?
610
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,532
My 4H cows.
611
00:19:26,997 --> 00:19:27,997
Are they...
612
00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:29,618
- [COWS MOOING]
- Yeah, they're fine.
613
00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:30,892
Except this one likes to lick,
614
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,103
and it's freaking me out.
615
00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:33,251
Oh, my God.
616
00:19:33,276 --> 00:19:34,532
- Please take these cows.
- JACOB: Yeah. Yeah.
617
00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,056
Thank you two. Seriously.
618
00:19:36,081 --> 00:19:37,082
♪♪
619
00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:38,618
Yeah, thanks.
620
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,382
Thanks for not standing by
and letting our barn burn down
621
00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:42,688
like a couple psychos.
622
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:43,814
You're welcome, Beau.
623
00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:44,938
It's what neighbors do.
624
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,899
Maggie would be so proud of you
625
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,091
for what you did here.
626
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,150
Thank you.
627
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:52,132
- How can we repay you?
- Oh, please, you know, just
628
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,774
- being able to help out's enough...
- Yeah, it feels good.
629
00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:55,360
- ... for us.
- I can give you your tractor back.
630
00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:56,399
- Yes, we will take that.
- Absolutely.
631
00:19:56,424 --> 00:19:57,672
Sounds like overkill.
632
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,797
How about a nice, crisp $20?
633
00:19:59,822 --> 00:20:01,079
Just give them the damn tractor.
634
00:20:01,104 --> 00:20:02,430
Fine. It... It's yours.
635
00:20:02,455 --> 00:20:04,172
- We're back to square one!
- We can plant again!
636
00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,599
Oh! We did it!
637
00:20:05,624 --> 00:20:07,813
♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
638
00:20:08,871 --> 00:20:10,844
♪ Take a load for free ♪
639
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,516
♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
640
00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:18,313
♪ And, and... ♪
641
00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:21,602
♪ You put the load right on me ♪
642
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:29,946
[WIND CHIMES RING]
643
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,633
- [VEHICLE APPROACHES]
- Ahh!
644
00:20:32,414 --> 00:20:33,414
[HORN HONKS]
645
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,555
- Beau's here, honey.
- Hmm?
646
00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:38,024
BEAU: Morning, neighbors.
647
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,579
Kay and I had an in-depth conversation
648
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:41,782
about her feelings,
649
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,360
so I thought I'd drop
by and let you know
650
00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:45,766
how much I appreciate you
trying to help our marriage...
651
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:47,961
Oh, that makes me feel so happy.
652
00:20:47,986 --> 00:20:50,243
... but she kicked me out
is the end of that sentence.
653
00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:52,516
- What?
- Kay kicked me out.
654
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,594
BEAU: [GRUNTS]
655
00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:55,829
So...
656
00:20:58,868 --> 00:21:00,290
I figured I'd crash here
657
00:21:00,315 --> 00:21:02,251
until you guys put this fire out, too.
658
00:21:02,774 --> 00:21:04,211
- Uh...
- Thanks, neighbors.
659
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:06,501
Oh, uh...
660
00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:08,255
I sleep in the raw.
661
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,954
So when you bring me
coffee in the morning,
662
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:11,993
you might want to knock first.
663
00:21:12,018 --> 00:21:15,672
♪♪
664
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,797
Hey, what time's supper?
665
00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:21,958
♪♪
666
00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:23,665
I'll cook on Tuesdays.
667
00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:26,375
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