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I'm so excited to sell some eggs.
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Last night, I found 56
in their little coop!
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RIO: I know. I checked this morning,
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and there were, like, five dozen.
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Sitting on a gold mine!
All right, you ready?
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- Uh, yeah.
- One... two... three!
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[RUMBLING]
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And one, two, three.
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[RUMBLING]
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Whoo! [CHUCKLES]
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- We're so in sync, baby.
- Like a Swiss timepiece.
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Yeah. Oh, what's this
oatmeal soap? This is cute.
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I have not bought oatmeal soap,
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so I would drop whatever
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- you're holding.
- Oh.
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[SCREAMS] Cold! Cold, cold, cold,
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- cold, cold, cold!
- What was that explosion?
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I don't know. What was that?
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- Is it the hot water heater?
- [SCREAMS]
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Get out now! Save yourself!
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I can't! I haven't shaved
my pits in, like, two weeks!
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I don't care about that.
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No, I'm doing it for me.
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But thank you for
being so body positive.
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Mom, the water heater's broken,
so we're taking old-timey baths.
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- It's really cool.
- Rio, you need a warm shower.
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Cousin Emily took cold showers.
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Now she's got adult acne.
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We've got 12 pots of water.
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That's all it takes just
to fill it up ankle level.
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It's kind of romantic just, like,
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soaking in each other's broth, you know?
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Oh, hey. It's my mom. [HUSHED]
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[HUSHED] Oh, wow, how exciting.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Mom, I-I have
to go because Mike's waiting.
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Mike's waiting.
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King Mike who dragged
you to live in Nebraska
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in his castle made of garbage?!
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I will send him your best.
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- All right, bye.
- [WATER BOILING]
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Did she, uh, say some
nasty stuff about me?
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- No.
- She does not like me.
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Stop it. She loves you.
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[BOILING CONTINUES]
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Okay, who's going first?
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- [GROANS]
- Ha ha.
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[SIGHS] This is actually
really beautiful out here.
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It's just... I feel like
it's quaint, you know?
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Like, this is how you should...
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God, we need to
fix the water heater!
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Right now!
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Look, we can get a new water heater
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if we tap into the savings.
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- Mm.
- But we don't have any.
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- Sure.
- So here's my pitch.
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- Uh-huh.
- The hens are... are laying eggs,
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and we can take them to
the farmers' market...
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
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I could dust off the old therapy jersey
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and look for some therapy patients here.
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You know, it's like, obviously,
I left that in New York, but...
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That's a great idea.
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I'm a little nervous how
many takers you'd have.
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We could obviously always
ask my mom for some help.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't need to do that.
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But what do I... what do I know?
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I bet therapy would work well here.
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You really don't want my mom to help.
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I guess I just thought, when
we moved 1,500 miles away,
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that she would be, you know,
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a little less involved in our lives.
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And that I would be, you know, free.
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- Free?
- Well, no, not... not that word.
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- Love, when you married me...
- Yeah.
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You married my mom.
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I mean, that became very clear
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when she did vows at our ceremony.
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She didn't do vows at our
ceremony. She... She had a...
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poem that she wanted to
read that was ill-timed.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS, VIBRATES]
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Oh, boy. Here she is.
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Listen, I-I-I think it's time for us
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to stand on our own two feet, okay...
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- Okay...
- ... and do this on our own.
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We... We got to tell Donna no.
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Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and let you do that.
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All right.
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Hi, Donna. Uh, I'm
answering Rio's phone.
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Mike, I need to confirm the address
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for the water-heater delivery.
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The guy said he can't find
"Dirt Road" on his apps.
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Oh, you know, that's so generous of you
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to offer a water heater, but, um...
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- Take the water heater...
- ... no.
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- Excuse me?
- We're gonna handle it ourselves.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, absolutely.
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No problem, Mike.
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Goodbye.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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Well... Donna's. Been. Handled.
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Good. Luck. With. That.
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Oy.
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Well, you see, I want my
booth to be simple but catchy,
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so I'm gonna go with "The Egg Man."
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- What do you think?
- "The Egg Man." I like it.
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- Yeah.
- Haunting visual. Sticks with you.
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Mm, good.
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[SIGHS] You guys done yet?
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You know, I-I got to
get to my scrapbooking.
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[CASH REGISTER BEEPING]
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You may have just observed
me hiding from Constance.
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Things have been a little
awkward with us lately.
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Oh, just lately they got awkward?
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Yeah, she asked me out. I said no.
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I've been trying to get
her to ask me out again,
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but she won't take the bait.
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Well, look, buddy. You
just got to keep trying.
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She'll be back on that
Rudy hook in no time.
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That's a little graphic,
Mike. I don't care for it.
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No, no, I was just building
on your "bait" metaphor...
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- the... the...
- That'll do, Mike.
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Okay, listen.
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You got to get your head in the game.
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- Okay.
- It's show time.
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- Yeah.
- Let's go.
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Constance.
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Rudy.
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Mike and I are going to the
farmers' market in Lincoln.
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Can I purchase you anything?
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Well, if you see something
that I might like.
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- Oh.
- Will do.
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- There we go.
- [BELL DINGS]
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Oh, hey, husband.
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- You got your flyers?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, wow, they're great.
- Thanks.
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- Yeah, good luck.
- Thanks, honey. You, too.
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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No, Rudy, we're not there.
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- Okay.
- We are not there.
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Hey, do these work?
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I sort of need them to work, so...
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"Do you know what's
wrong with you? I do!"
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Yeah, it's more, "Do you
know what's wrong with you?
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Don't worry about it"...
That's the subtext... "I do."
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Is that for therapy?
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Yeah. I mean, if you
don't like that one,
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this one is, "Do you cry at night?
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- Try doing it during the day."
- No.
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"Got a screw loose? Let me tighten it."
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Rio, are you looking for people
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who like talking about themselves?
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Desperately, yes.
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Ever scrapbooked?
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What?
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- ... like scalloped.
- Who's got the snowflake tape?
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Got to check out these
decorative scissors, Deb.
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- Look at that.
- Oh, I love that little braid.
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You know, what is truly shocking
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is that you brought Rio, Constance.
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Mostly because I didn't invite her.
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Oh, I'm... like, I can hear
you, Kay, when you say that.
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- I know.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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- I'm here because I wanted to ask...
- The theme is "vacation."
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Did you bring some vacation pictures?
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Oh, uh, vacation, huh?
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Well, I brought two photos...
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You brought two photos to scrapbooking?
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Well, that's not a book.
That's just scraps!
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh.
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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
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Look, I-I'm not sure if
you ladies, uh, know this,
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but I-I'm actually a
licensed therapist...
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[SOFTLY] Does anybody have the glitter?
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- What?
- No one can hear
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anything you say, Clara.
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I would love to offer my services,
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see if anyone was interested in
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paying to have someone listen
to them or provide insight...
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People pay to talk to you?
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- Uh, yes.
- So I could've been
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charging this whole time?
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[LAUGHS] You owe me $40.
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You owe me $50.
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You owe me thousands of dollars.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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- Uh, Miss Rio?
- Yes?
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Do you want me to dry your page for you?
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- Oh, uh, sure, yes.
- Yeah?
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- Okay.
- I think. Is that a...
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Yeah, I'm the dryer to... today.
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- Oh, my God.
- [THUD]
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- Jacob.
- Huh?
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Why are you shaking?
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Did you have too many cookies?
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Okay, Mom, don't you have to...
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- Is he diabetic?
- No.
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Nope.
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Linda, oh, my God,
look at how much glitter
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you're putting around your photo.
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I could never put that
much sparkle on myself.
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Sometimes even just the
glue stick is a bit sassy.
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- [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
- Why do you think that is?
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Just dull cardboard borders,
just fine for old Deb.
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You know, we call
that negative self talk
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when we talk o-ourselves down.
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I sort of feel like you
are a sparkly unicorn.
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You know what I mean?
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[SCOFFS] A unicorn?
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Is that the kind of thing
you talk about in therapy?
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I thought it was like,
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"I had a dream about a talking
dog. What does it mean?"
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Hmm, depends what the dog's saying.
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- Rio, dear...
- Yes?
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... please don't peddle your wares here.
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U-Uh, nothing personal.
We had to shut Clara down
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when she was pushing
those insane necklaces
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made out of bunny bones.
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Oh, and then there were sea horses.
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- What?
- Sea horses.
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Oh, God.
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I mean, no one is gonna pay you
to tell us what our dreams mean.
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Every dream I have, I'm
the Queen of England,
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and... and I'm married
to a pile of money.
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Case closed.
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Do you guys want to
see my head on a cat?
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Deb, are you still working on that page
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about our trip to Okoboji?
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- Yes, yep, yep.
- Girl!
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That's the summer of '97.
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I remember when we...
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Aww, it's Morris.
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I haven't seen this
picture in a very long time.
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You know, I-I saw some... some
coconut stickers somewhere,
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and I, uh... I'm gonna go
get them. I'll be right back.
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- Oh, boy!
- [GASPS]
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Sorry. Uh...
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Kay locks me in here
until scrapbooking's done.
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I can't go back until
the timer goes off.
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[SIGHS, SNIFFS]
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Uh, meat kebab?
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[CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES]
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I've got five.
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00:08:20,156 --> 00:08:21,215
There's only one of me.
247
00:08:22,146 --> 00:08:23,723
Or two of us. [CHUCKLES]
248
00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:25,926
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
249
00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:31,855
I'm looking for a
gift for a lady sheriff
250
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,801
who's also the proprietor of a store.
251
00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,066
I got some gouda.
252
00:08:37,185 --> 00:08:39,590
Okay, I don't know what that
is, but I know it's not cheese.
253
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,605
- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- Oh.
254
00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:45,285
Hey. Okay, okay. Hello!
255
00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:47,410
Mike, so nice to see your face.
256
00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:48,832
- Where... Where are you?
- [GRUNTS]
257
00:08:48,857 --> 00:08:50,886
A-At the gym, or... Are you on a boat?
258
00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:52,011
Circuit training.
259
00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:53,838
Listen, my sister's
daughter's orthodontist
260
00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:56,363
has a son at the University of Nebraska.
261
00:08:56,388 --> 00:08:57,522
Name is Seth.
262
00:08:57,547 --> 00:08:59,246
Studying to be a computer engineer.
263
00:08:59,384 --> 00:09:01,785
Did you know the starting
salary for a computer engineer
264
00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,011
is a million bucks?
265
00:09:03,036 --> 00:09:04,559
I don't think that
could be right, Donna.
266
00:09:04,584 --> 00:09:06,849
What do you know? So I could
have him down there in a flash,
267
00:09:06,874 --> 00:09:08,075
help you sell the eggs.
268
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,060
Well, that is a white-hot offer,
269
00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:12,463
but you can tell that geek to
go ahead and stay home.
270
00:09:12,488 --> 00:09:14,155
I've got everything here under control.
271
00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,819
- DANIKA: Hey! Excuse me, sir?
- What's happening?
272
00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:16,904
- Egg Man!
- Yeah?
273
00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:18,006
- What are you doing here?
- Me?
274
00:09:18,031 --> 00:09:20,100
- What's happening, Mike?
- Or maybe not. Anyways, I got to go.
275
00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:21,260
Beautiful bicep work.
276
00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:23,756
[SIGHS] Am I doing this right?
277
00:09:24,706 --> 00:09:27,176
Hi. You can't just set
up wherever you want.
278
00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:28,513
Look, I-I-I'm sorry. I thought it was
279
00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:30,294
kind of like first-come, first-serve.
280
00:09:30,426 --> 00:09:32,185
So, w-where do you have us?
281
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,292
Farm-fresh eggs.
282
00:09:34,317 --> 00:09:36,482
- Get your farm-fresh eggs.
- [TOILET FLUSHES]
283
00:09:36,507 --> 00:09:37,641
Ohh!
284
00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:40,002
Oh, my gosh! Ohh!
285
00:09:45,309 --> 00:09:47,613
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [KNOCK ON TABLE]
286
00:09:47,749 --> 00:09:48,749
Hey.
287
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,973
I think they sent someone
to get more toilet paper.
288
00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:52,051
I don't know when they're gonna be back.
289
00:09:52,076 --> 00:09:53,545
Um, I'm looking for The Egg Man.
290
00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:55,535
Oh! Ha, yes!
291
00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:56,949
- I'm The Egg Man!
- Hi.
292
00:09:56,974 --> 00:09:58,613
Oh, this is so exciting.
293
00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:00,238
How many, uh, cartons can I get you?
294
00:10:00,263 --> 00:10:02,583
- Uh... Two?
- I'll take all your eggs.
295
00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:04,895
You want all the eggs.
Well, you can have 'em.
296
00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,922
Yeah. There's, uh,
$400 in this envelope.
297
00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:08,161
[LAUGHS]
298
00:10:08,186 --> 00:10:09,987
Oh, my... four... wait.
299
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,537
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
300
00:10:11,769 --> 00:10:13,748
Nebraska... Donna must have sent you.
301
00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,475
- You're Seth, aren't you?
- No.
302
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,278
Oh, really? What do you
think of the, uh, dark web?
303
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,751
It's the one true Internet.
304
00:10:18,776 --> 00:10:19,790
Yeah, I knew it.
305
00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:21,750
That's such a textbook
computer-geek answer.
306
00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:23,806
Listen, Don... Donna's
not gonna buy me off.
307
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,478
You take your money. I
don't want your filthy money.
308
00:10:25,503 --> 00:10:26,713
- No, take the money.
- No, no, you take...
309
00:10:26,738 --> 00:10:27,996
Hey, hey, hey. Give me these eggs!
310
00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:29,036
- Put those eggs down!
- I want your eggs!
311
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,097
- DANIKA: Hey!
- Seth, put the eggs down!
312
00:10:30,122 --> 00:10:31,738
She said she'd help
with my student loans!
313
00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:35,191
Are you... Are you shoving kids?
314
00:10:35,216 --> 00:10:36,379
Don't let those braces fool you.
315
00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:37,894
He was sent by a woman in New York,
316
00:10:37,919 --> 00:10:41,528
- and he's trying to buy all my eggs!
- Okay, pack up, you're done.
317
00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:43,778
Our security guy's getting fresh juice,
318
00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:48,083
but he'll be back in 15,
and he's gonna kick your ass.
319
00:10:49,004 --> 00:10:51,192
Doesn't sound very farmers' market-y.
320
00:10:51,506 --> 00:10:54,973
Do you remember, uh, the time
Morris bought that waffle maker?
321
00:10:54,998 --> 00:10:57,106
Yeah, he was waffling everything
that shouldn't be waffled.
322
00:10:57,131 --> 00:10:58,481
How about the time...
remember he had drank
323
00:10:58,506 --> 00:10:59,700
six Long Island Iced Teas
324
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,137
before he realized there
was booze in them? [LAUGHS]
325
00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:04,388
Yes, I found him fully clothed
in our shower the next day.
326
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,982
[BOTH LAUGH]
327
00:11:06,007 --> 00:11:08,272
- You have any 3s?
- Ah! Yes.
328
00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:10,030
It's good to talk about Morris.
329
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,428
He was a good friend.
330
00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:14,600
I miss him.
331
00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:17,671
Well, you're lucky to have Kay,
332
00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:20,999
someone who really knows you.
333
00:11:21,171 --> 00:11:22,194
You know?
334
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,844
You ever feel like the person
you've known your whole life
335
00:11:27,869 --> 00:11:30,211
is really just a stranger?
336
00:11:32,514 --> 00:11:34,742
I'm just kidding. [CHUCKLES]
337
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:35,968
Do you have any 9s?
338
00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:37,914
You wish. Go fish!
339
00:11:38,018 --> 00:11:39,351
- [GROANS]
- [LAUGHS]
340
00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:40,655
- Okay.
- Yeah, buster.
341
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:45,085
- So, "I... deserve..."
- I... deserve... this sticker!
342
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,500
RIO: Exactly.
343
00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:49,117
I deserve love, and I deserve happiness.
344
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,992
And I... And I just put
a sticker on my face!
345
00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,651
- [GIGGLES]
- That's very sparkly.
346
00:11:53,676 --> 00:11:55,145
And it feels good, right?
347
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,438
- Give me one of those flyers.
- It feels really good.
348
00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:57,770
- Yeah, I'll take a flyer, too.
- Yeah?
349
00:11:57,795 --> 00:12:00,317
Kay, you've got to
let her do your pages.
350
00:12:00,556 --> 00:12:02,692
Rio, um, can I just
talk to you for a second?
351
00:12:02,717 --> 00:12:03,989
- Of course, like...
- Thank you.
352
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,271
... I totally get it. You
keep all that glitter up.
353
00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:08,427
[DEB GIGGLING]
354
00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:10,587
Mrs. Olsen is a good friend of mine.
355
00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:12,698
- Oh, okay.
- And she has really desperately
356
00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:15,566
needed someone to talk to ever
since her brother moved to Venice
357
00:12:15,591 --> 00:12:17,980
- to row those Italian boats.
- Oh, gondolas.
358
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,723
I told her you'd be over A.S.A.P.
359
00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,521
- Oh, now.
- So just ride your bike
360
00:12:21,546 --> 00:12:22,755
down Old Trail...
361
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,209
- Old Trail...
- and then you're gonna turn on
362
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:26,233
- Elkhorn Lake Road...
- Elkhorn Lake Road.
363
00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:27,733
- ... and then you'll see it.
- When I come back...?
364
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,023
- Yeah?
- Do you mind seating me
365
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,406
- by Clara?
- Sure.
366
00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:34,245
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
367
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,347
Hi, Mike. Did you sell any eggs yet?
368
00:12:37,372 --> 00:12:39,571
Well, zero, but it's not my fault.
369
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,657
Your mother infiltrated
the farmers' market.
370
00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:43,884
Oh, it's my mom's fault? Cool.
371
00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:46,805
Well, I'm heading to see
a potential new client,
372
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,141
but I think I'm a little lost.
373
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,462
I'm on Elkhorn Lake Road.
374
00:12:49,487 --> 00:12:51,118
I'm about to turn off
right now, all right?
375
00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:53,196
No, no, no, don't... don't
turn off of Elkhorn Lake Road.
376
00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:54,743
Why? I already did it.
377
00:12:54,768 --> 00:12:56,837
Elkhorn Lake Road is
named after Elkhorn Lake,
378
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,235
- which is right on the edge of...
- [SCREAMING]
379
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,260
- H-Honey?
- [SCREAMING]
380
00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:01,728
- Rio, w-what's happening? Are you okay?
- Back pedal, back pedal!
381
00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:04,011
There's a lake!
382
00:13:05,086 --> 00:13:06,128
Rio! Oh, my God!
383
00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:09,183
- [GASPING]
- Honey, honey!
384
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:13,072
Rio. Rio? Rio? Rio?
385
00:13:13,097 --> 00:13:14,486
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
- Oh, hello?
386
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:16,159
- You know Rio's in a lake, right?
- Yes, I know...
387
00:13:16,184 --> 00:13:17,893
That just happened.
How do you know that?
388
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:19,252
I track her phone, dumb nuts.
389
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:21,214
Now, I'm dialing her right
now, and I'm merging calls.
390
00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,417
No, Donna, I don't need you
involved in this right now.
391
00:13:23,442 --> 00:13:25,073
- Do not merge us.
- I'm merging.
392
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:27,637
- Don't merge. Don't...
- I merged. I merged.
393
00:13:27,662 --> 00:13:29,699
- Mom? Mike?
- Honey, are you okay?
394
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:31,544
Do not swallow lake water.
395
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:33,154
- There are parasites!
- What?
396
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,092
Donna, do you see how
you're complicating this?
397
00:13:35,117 --> 00:13:37,140
- Let me check on my... Honey...
- I don't understand
398
00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:38,531
- Are you okay?
- the words you're saying. Hello.
399
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,945
Tell your husband to respect me!
400
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,835
Donna, I need you to buzz
off and leave us alone, okay?!
401
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,109
Stop it! Both of you!
402
00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:48,413
You are driving me crazy right now.
403
00:13:48,614 --> 00:13:50,826
You are the two people that
I love the most in the world,
404
00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:52,577
so just shut up and figure it out.
405
00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:56,452
Ohh, God.
406
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,327
Disgusting.
407
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,457
[DISTORTED] Hello, Rio, are you...
408
00:14:02,786 --> 00:14:06,691
What? Oh, wow, you, uh, really
didn't hit the brakes, did you?
409
00:14:06,861 --> 00:14:08,238
Nope, I did not.
410
00:14:08,343 --> 00:14:10,277
[LAUGHS]
411
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,301
Oh, come on.
412
00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:14,699
My sorority pulled much worse pranks.
413
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:15,968
- Really?
- Yeah, one time they
414
00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,327
sold me on eBay for a dollar.
415
00:14:18,352 --> 00:14:19,624
[CHUCKLING] It was funny.
416
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:22,002
Was it?
417
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,070
Anyway, I'm so sorry that no
one will pay to talk to you.
418
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:27,038
It's okay. [CHUCKLES]
419
00:14:27,063 --> 00:14:31,546
I just... I realized that I
really miss helping people.
420
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:34,304
It's, like... It's, like, the one thing
421
00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:36,531
I'm really... I'm really
good at, you know?
422
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:37,793
That and debate.
423
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,188
But I feel like my mom probably paid off
424
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,266
most of the kids to lose.
425
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:45,032
But a person who sends another
person into a pond of manure,
426
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,992
of just ass poo, is
hiding a lot of pain.
427
00:14:50,787 --> 00:14:51,788
I'm gonna go home.
428
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,221
There's something in my shoe...
429
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,274
and, uh, it's alive.
430
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:56,601
Oh.
431
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:59,016
MIKE: Listen. Sorry about
before, but Rio's mad.
432
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,055
We got to do better. I'll go first.
433
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:03,782
You know, I get upset
when you offer us stuff
434
00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:07,544
because I feel like
you don't believe in me.
435
00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:09,430
- That's not what I'm saying.
- Come on.
436
00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:11,571
I know you don't like
me. You can say it.
437
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,656
You know what?
438
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:17,251
You're right. I don't
really like you that much.
439
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:19,078
Yes! See?! Oh!
440
00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:20,626
The truth... it feels so good, right?
441
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:22,376
I don't like your whole vibe, you know?
442
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:26,087
"Everything's gonna be great
if only we love each other!"
443
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:27,954
- That whole thing annoys me.
- Mmm.
444
00:15:28,047 --> 00:15:29,554
- You're too tall.
- What can I do about that?
445
00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:30,734
Why does a person need to be that tall?
446
00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:32,218
And you're way overconfident
447
00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:34,391
- with your restaurant recommendations.
- Okay. Fantastic.
448
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,712
Now I know how you feel,
and you know how I feel,
449
00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,705
so in the future, if we
need help, we'll reach out.
450
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,770
How's that sound?
451
00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,666
Ugh, they put so much
mayonnaise in this egg salad.
452
00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:44,745
This is disgusting.
453
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:47,253
- I asked you to leave an hour ago.
- Mike?
454
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:49,198
Clarence is ready to
forcibly remove you.
455
00:15:49,223 --> 00:15:51,073
- And we're dating...
- Where did you go?
456
00:15:51,098 --> 00:15:52,417
... so he will protect me with his life.
457
00:15:52,442 --> 00:15:54,394
Wait a minute. Who's that?
Somebody's kicking you out?
458
00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:56,997
- Let me talk to them.
- No, Donna, we just went over this.
459
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,458
If... If I need your help...
460
00:15:58,848 --> 00:16:01,410
Actually, you're on with Danika.
461
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,761
Enjoy.
462
00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:03,940
Hello.
463
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,769
I'm the person who's gonna shut you down
464
00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:08,800
for violating every major
health code, Danika.
465
00:16:08,825 --> 00:16:10,426
You don't want a piece of this, baby.
466
00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:13,512
I get full refunds for
things I didn't even buy...
467
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,907
including automobiles!
468
00:16:16,071 --> 00:16:18,919
I get pilots kicked off of planes.
469
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:22,186
I'm the reason you can only leave
three reviews a day on Yelp.
470
00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:25,998
Believe me, young lady, I
am not to be trifled with.
471
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:27,951
[CHUCKLES]
472
00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:30,726
[WATER RUNNING]
473
00:16:31,072 --> 00:16:32,281
Knock, knock! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
474
00:16:32,306 --> 00:16:33,650
- [WATER STOPS]
- Oh, sorry. You know what?
475
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:35,391
I thought you might want this, so, um,
476
00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:36,820
I don't know what a bat mitzvah is,
477
00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,164
but the photo was amusing.
478
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:39,486
Can I come in?
479
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:41,492
Um, yeah.
480
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,551
Here.
481
00:16:42,576 --> 00:16:43,944
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
482
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,036
[BOOK THUDS]
483
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:48,271
Rio, I'm so sorry that I sent
you into that poo-poo pond.
484
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,177
Oh, so there was manure in it, right?
485
00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:52,905
Oh, yeah, a lot. But as long
as you closed your mouth
486
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,319
when you went in, you should be fine.
487
00:16:57,847 --> 00:16:58,848
Right.
488
00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:01,592
You know what, Kay? Don't even sweat it.
489
00:17:01,617 --> 00:17:04,420
I feel like everyone, at
some point in their life,
490
00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:07,311
gets sent into a poo-poo
pond of some sort.
491
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:09,491
Do you ever feel like
you're just covered in poo?
492
00:17:09,516 --> 00:17:13,037
Like, not literal poo, but
kind of... emotional poo?
493
00:17:13,704 --> 00:17:14,756
Only all the time.
494
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:17,505
Whew.
495
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:21,077
Kay, uh, would you, um...
496
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,030
want to do a therapy
session, just you and me?
497
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,514
- Okay, no way.
- Okay.
498
00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:26,816
- What are you talking about?
- I-I just...
499
00:17:26,841 --> 00:17:29,562
That's only for, you know,
people on Twitter or sad people.
500
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,460
But I could maybe just do a, um...
501
00:17:31,562 --> 00:17:35,749
maybe like a one-on-one
"scrapbooking session"?
502
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:36,774
Oh.
503
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,184
Yes.
504
00:17:39,363 --> 00:17:41,304
- Okay, I brought my kit.
- Great.
505
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:43,304
Before we do the scrapbooking page
506
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,328
about the family reunion
where I cooked for 25 people
507
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:47,954
and not one person said "thank you,"
508
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,890
I just want to make sure
that everything that happens
509
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:51,351
in scrapbooking stays between us.
510
00:17:51,376 --> 00:17:54,499
Oh, yeah, this is a private
scrapbooking session.
511
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,587
- Protected by HIPAA.
- Okay, good.
512
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:57,775
So, the first things first,
513
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,439
I am gonna fix your water heater.
514
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:00,737
- Oh.
- You need to take a shower.
515
00:18:00,762 --> 00:18:01,956
You smell like hot mayonnaise.
516
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,425
- You know how to do that?
- Where is it?
517
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,585
- It's over here.
- Okay, great.
518
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:06,360
- Oh, God! Rio!
- I'm sorry, it's...
519
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,352
[BELL DINGS]
520
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:11,870
Constance.
521
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,044
I brought you something back
from the farmers' market.
522
00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:16,656
Oh.
523
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,500
Thank you.
524
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:24,219
The sales lady said that
women have reclaimed that word,
525
00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:26,797
that now it embodies female empowerment.
526
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:28,195
She also said that it's pronounced,
527
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:31,039
"that bitch" or "that bitch!"
528
00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:32,789
[SIGHS]
529
00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:35,031
Yeah, uh, thank you.
530
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,642
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
531
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,836
I hoped you'd like it,
532
00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:42,006
but I realized I don't
know what you like.
533
00:18:43,315 --> 00:18:44,828
I don't know much about you at all.
534
00:18:45,909 --> 00:18:47,453
Yeah, I suppose you don't.
535
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:49,000
But not getting to know you,
536
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,867
that would be one of
my greatest regrets.
537
00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:01,597
You know, I-I was thinking about
538
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,766
going to the county
fair in a couple weeks.
539
00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:05,744
And maybe you could come with me?
540
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,587
Oh, I would like that
very much, Constance.
541
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:09,620
Good.
542
00:19:10,158 --> 00:19:13,017
Because I am... that bitch.
543
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,900
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Huh?
544
00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:16,057
Okay.
545
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,392
Ooh, baby. [LAUGHS]
546
00:19:20,082 --> 00:19:23,371
♪ All I ask, baby ♪
547
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:27,842
♪ I love you so, oh, yeah ♪
548
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:30,318
♪ And I'd never, pretty baby ♪
549
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,803
♪ I'd never let you... ♪
550
00:19:31,828 --> 00:19:33,396
[SEDUCTIVELY] Hello.
551
00:19:34,803 --> 00:19:37,202
I hope I'm not misreading your cues but,
552
00:19:37,446 --> 00:19:39,118
do you want to do some sex stuff
553
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,727
against the broken hot water heater?
554
00:19:40,752 --> 00:19:42,219
[CHUCKLES]
555
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,141
It's fixed.
556
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,301
- No!
- [LAUGHS] Yes.
557
00:19:46,326 --> 00:19:47,516
No, who fixed it?!
558
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,954
I worked something out
with my new therapy patient!
559
00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,141
- [GASPS] You got a patient?!
- Yes!
560
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,688
Oh, I have so many
guesses who it could be.
561
00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:54,227
- Tell me.
- I can't.
562
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:55,554
- Oh, so much integrity.
- You know.
563
00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:57,213
- Such a good therapist.
- [CHUCKLES]
564
00:19:57,903 --> 00:19:59,727
Honey, I want to talk
to you about something.
565
00:19:59,752 --> 00:20:00,766
What?
566
00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:03,500
I am genuinely sorry about my mom.
567
00:20:03,525 --> 00:20:04,892
- I feel like...
- No, no, no, no, no. I am sorry.
568
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,384
- No.
- I-I'm sorry about your mom.
569
00:20:06,409 --> 00:20:08,689
And we had a breakthrough today.
570
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:10,783
- You did?
- She told me she doesn't like me!
571
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:13,323
- [CHUCKLES] She sugarcoated it!
- Yeah!
572
00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:15,776
And she promised to
call a little bit less.
573
00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:17,470
- All right, well...
- Yes.
574
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,150
- What the hell are you guys doing?
- Oh, my gosh.
575
00:20:20,329 --> 00:20:22,142
- My mom is in your pants.
- I forgot.
576
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,830
I was afraid to hang up 'cause,
you know, she gets so angry.
577
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,204
No, that adds up. M-Mom...
578
00:20:25,229 --> 00:20:26,665
- Rio, are you there?
- H-Hi.
579
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:27,991
Your husband is very needy,
580
00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:29,635
but we'll talk about that on Sunday.
581
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:32,322
Okay. I... I love you.
582
00:20:32,347 --> 00:20:34,144
At least you guys still have chemistry.
583
00:20:34,169 --> 00:20:35,277
G-Good hearing from you.
584
00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:42,402
Put you there.
585
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,753
My number-one smokeshow.
586
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,292
Yeah, that feels right.
587
00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:50,831
Jacob, what are you doing?
588
00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:52,511
Mom, it's nothing! God!
589
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,219
Just leave me alone!
590
00:20:54,761 --> 00:20:55,949
- Ugh!
- [DOOR SLAMS]
591
00:20:57,445 --> 00:20:59,117
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