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AMPHIBIA - SEASON 2 EP - 4 - Quarreler's Pass

[Anne] Hey. Looks like we're almost halfway to Newtopia, HP.

-Yep. Making good time. -I gotta say,

this trip has been a lot smoother than I thought it'd be.

-Yep! -But the one thing I'd change...

The only thing I'd change--

-[Sprig] Stop pushing me! -[Polly] You stop pushing me!

Is that.

[Polly] Get that stupid stuff out of my face!

[Sprig] Well, sorry for showing you all this cool moss I found!

Ow! What was that for?

[Polly] I saw a punch bug! Punch bug!

[Sprig] For the last time, I'm not playing punch bu-- Ow!

Two weeks of nonstop arguing really starting to wear on me.

At least they're keeping it in the fwagon this time.

[gasps]

[mimicking Sprig] Look everyone. I'm Sprig.

Look at all this dumb moss I found.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Wow!

Oh, yeah? [inhales]

[mimicking Polly] Well, I'm Polly,

and I decided we're all playing punch bug.

Punch bug!

-Wow! Wow! -Punch bug! Punch bug!

This is incredibly annoying but I have to say,

their impressions of each other are spot on.

Yep, always had a knack for that.

Oh, I don't think I can take two more weeks of this.

If only there were some way to get them to stop fighting.

-Ya! -[all] Whoa!

What the heck dude? I almost bit my tongue. Shh! Look!

"Quarreler's Pass. A road to reconciliation for weary travel-mates." Okay, so what?

Wait, Polly, you don't think they're gonna--

-[both grunt] -What?

You're seriously leaving us here?

Aw, quit your bellyaching.

It says right here

that the paths meet up eventually.

Your fighting is driving us nuts!

You brought this upon yourselves!

This is all Sprig's fault for being so zippy

and obnoxious all the time! Ow! Ow!

Me? You're the one who's punching everyone!

No, you are! No, you are!

Mm-hmm. See you kids on the other side and good luck.

Here. If you get in trouble, just call me.

-Ow! -Heeyah!

Call me?

[both laughing]

"Call me?" Argh! There's only one phone!

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Let's just get this over with.

Try to keep up, slow poke.

-[gasps, screams] -Oh, no, you don't!

[both grunting]

[grunts]

"The Beam of Balance"?

[chuckles] More like the beam of-- Race you across!

Hey! Get back here, you dang cheater!

Eat my dust, lame-o! Huh?

Whoa! [screams]

Help me, lame-o!

Hang on!

[screams, grunts] Whoa!

-Thanks. -Polly,

I think we're supposed to go across slowly.

[grunts]

[grunts, sighs]

Okay. This works. Yeah. Slow and steady.

[Polly] This is gonna take forever. Let's just jump.

Jump? I can't make that. It's wider than Croaker's Creek.

[laughs] Remember when you tried to jump over Croaker's Creek?

Yeah, don't remind me.

You landed right on a cactus flower!

All those spikes sticking out of your--

[gasps] Wait! Remember Croaker's Creek?

Yeah! I don't wanna talk about it!

No, no! There was a rickety bridge, remember?

And the only way we got across was--

[gasps] The walk-and-roll! Polly, you're a flipping genius!

[both strain]

[sighs] Forgot where I was.

-Let's roll! And walk. -Okay, ready.

Whoa! Whoa! Okay, left.

[Polly grunts]

Right! Left! Right! Left!

Right! Left! Right! Left!

-[Polly screams] -[grunts]

[both] We did it!

Now, let's breeze through this thing

so we can slap Hop Pop. I support that.

Huh. Wonder how those two are doing without us?

[wind howling]

Finally. Peace and quiet.

Almost a little too quiet.

[chuckles] Almost a little awkward, isn't it?

So do you have a boyfriend back home?

Ow!

? They call us The impossible two ?

? A super-duper Brother-sister crew ?

[Sprig] ? We're a team That can't be beat ?

? Always gonna land On our feet ?

? We're almost All the way through ?

? But the end Of the pass is fake ?

It's fake. What the heck?

Someone blocked off the pass and painted it to look like the end? Weird.

Must be another test. What if we took that tunnel over there?

-Okay. -All right! Test passed!

Hmm, that was too easy.

Or maybe we're just the best!

[both] Yeah!

-[both grunt] -Oh, perspective.

Clever. [both grunt]

Okay. Not much farther. Hopefully.

[screams] Hey! Oops. My bad!

Watch where you're putting your big, dumb feet!

You watch where you put your big, dumb spit!

Ugh! You're so annoying!

No, you are! No, you are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

No, you are! No, you are!

Would you look at that. Two tunnels.

Why don't you take that one and find another Pollywog to step on?

Fine! And maybe you can annoy someone else in that one!

Fine! Fine!

[mumbling]

[grunts]

He thinks I'm annoying? He's the annoying one.

[Sprig] I can hear you!

These rock walls are surprisingly thin!

You're surprisingly thin!

[female voice] Good one.

[growls]

-Hi. -[screams]

Whoops, didn't mean to frighten you.

That's okay. I meant to eat you!

[screams, grunts]

[screaming]

There's a giant wormy thing! It's trying to eat me!

I'll save you!

And I'll save you for dessert.

Whoa, whoa.

[screaming]

[grunts]

Well, this isn't a good sign.

[screaming, grunts]

Well, this isn't a good sign. I just said that!

Ah, good catch, Lysil.

Yes, Angwin, and they sound juicy.

[screams] How many of you weirdos are there?

[both laughing]

[both] Only one.

What the-- Shh! I don't think they can see us.

No, but we can hear you.

And it's only a matter of time before my bro and I find ya!

That's how we olms do.

Oh, yeah? Well-- [mumbling]

[mumbling continues]

Into the crack! [olms growls]

[Sprig grunts]

[both screaming]

[gnawing] Oh, great.

We lost 'em in the crack 'cause you were dragging your feet.

Okay. A, we don't have feet.

And B, I could've helped if you'd bothered to communicate at all.

I said "Over here!" Try listening for once.

Ugh! Just help me find a stick to pry them out of the crack.

You are literally a pain in my backside.

Ugh! I'm a pain? You're the pain!

No, you are! No, you are!

-No, you are! -You are!

-No, you are! -No, you are!

-You are! -You are!

Ah! All this bickering is driving me crazy.

It's like wearing a beehive on your head.

Can you imagine having to listen to this for more than an hour?

Or two weeks?

From the back of a wagon?

-[Lysil] No, you are! -[Angwin] No, you are!

I guess Hop Pop and Anne were right to ditch us here.

If we get out of this, maybe we can call a truce.

Not argue for a couple weeks? Give them a break?

Deal! [spits]

-[Lysil] No, you are! -[Angwin] No, you are!

Now then, how to escape two, mostly blind,

argumentative siblings?

[gasps] I have an idea that might make an impression.

Something in your eye? Just follow my lead!

Okay, whatever.

Let's just eat these kids

and get back to never talking to each other again.

Ugh! Finally. A good idea out of your mouth.

Now, let's find that stick already.

[mimicking Angwin] Do it yourself, you smelly dum-dum!

[gasps] Who you calling dum-dum?

Yeah, I found your stick. Right here!

Ow! Hey! Watch where you're swinging that thing!

[grunts, inhales]

[mimicking Lysil] Not my fault

you've got such a humongous swollen head, brother!

Hey! Now that's uncalled for! Take this!

[screams] Biting, is it?

[Sprig screams]

[gasps] Sprig!

Belly flop.

[grunts]

[grunts, pants]

Get up! Come on!

[Sprig] Move, move, move!

Mom always liked me best!

That's because she had terrible taste!

[both grunt]

[both] Whoa, whoa!

[both grunt]

[both laugh]

Whoo, man. Promise me we never end up like that.

Us? Are you kidding? We're way too good of a team.

Bring it in, buddy.

Hmm, looks like we're back on the road. Where's Anne and Hop Pop?

Yeah, they should be here by now.

-[Hop Pop mumbling] -Wait, do you hear that?

[Hop Pop] A relationship is like a farm.

You plant a seed of trust

and it grows into a better relationship.

[Sprig] Anne, over here! Anne!

Hi! Sup.

You two! Thank frog!

Anne, you'll be glad to know

we've decided to stop-- I don't care!

I need you to fill the silences.

Hop Pop can't deal with them! He can't deal with them!

Oh, hey, kids. Didn't see you there. How'd the trials go?

It was fine, except for the bloodthirsty olms.

And you'll be glad to know we've decided to stop arguing--

That's great, Sprig. Anyway, we were just getting into the nitty-gritty.

Now that you guys are back, we can talk about Anne's boyfriend again.

-[thud] -[Hop Pop screaming]

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