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[Five] Have you ever seen
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what really happens inside a video gamewhen it starts to glitch?
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[glitch hissing]
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[growls]
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[Miko] Chomp Kitty was a glitchfrom a game that was totally out of order,
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so we had to pull the plug.
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I told him, "You picked the wrong
ball of yarn to toy with, Kitty!"
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[Miko] I don't remember you saying that.
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I would have if I had thought to.
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[Miko] But I do remember usblasting it to plixel dust,
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because when video games glitch...
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[Five] Us Glitch Techs scratch the itch.
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[meows]
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[gauntlet voice] Glitch contained.
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[announcer] Expert level! Double XP!
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All I asked was if you sold
rechargeable batteries.
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Uh, I think so.
It's our first day. [chuckles]
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[laughing] Sorry, ma'am.
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You see, these two are still learning
the ropes of the business.
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You know, where things are, what they cost
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and how we never tell customers
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about our super-secret task force
of monster hunters.
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[groans] I'm so confused.
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[chuckles] Oh, good.
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Please accept this coupon
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and a memory wipe of everything
my employees just told you.
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[device pulsates]
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Oh! A coupon!
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And I was just going to ask if you sold--
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Rechargeable batteries. Aisle three.
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[woman] Mmm.
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Okay, yeah, you two have worked
this counter long enough.
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Dude, first day,
and already getting promoted!
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Yes! [chuckles]
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If you're gonna be Glitch Techs,
you need to take the tutorial.
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[Five] Yes!
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No!
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Ugh! Tutorials are
the most boring part of any game.
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What about chaining
to whip stitch in Crochet Fighter
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or climb onion volcanoes in Teppanyaki 4?
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Not that I don't love a good debate,
which that wasn't,
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but there's no opt out of this.
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You have plenty to learn
besides how to blast glitches.
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[Five groans]
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Like not entering a portal gate
until it warms up.
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'Sup, Glitch Techs?
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We're here! What? What?
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[BITT] Alert! Alert! There is one
new message in your personal mailbox.
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Yeah, yeah.
Whatever it is can wait, BITT, just...
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take the new trainees and set 'em up
in the training sim for me, okay?
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-But--
-[Phil] The rest of you,
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stop lurking the lobby down there!
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Yeah, you!
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Get out on your morning patrols!
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Phil, it's a slow day out there!
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Well, let's keep it that way!
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When do we get one of these
Glitch Tech gauntlets?
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When you complete the tutorial.
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Ugh! Okay, fine.
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If it gets us one of these babies,
let's just burn through it.
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How long can it be?
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Well, the first three hours are the worst,
but the last five really fly by.
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[groans]
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[laughing] Welcome, Glitch Tech newbies,
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or "noobs" as we like to call you.
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Oh, no.
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[laughing] I'm Helpie, your helpful host!
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In this tutorial, you'll learn
the 'leet skills needed to pwn glitches
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as a first-level Glitch Tech technician!
[laughing]
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I can't shake him!
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Don't leave us like this, BITT!
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I'm sorry, this tutorial is mandatory.
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No skipping ahead, shutting down,
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or requesting false pee breaks
will be tolerated.
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Do we get a lunch break?
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[BITT] There is a vending machine
on the main level.
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Caution on selecting
the egg salad, however,
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we have lost 12.5 trainees that way.
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Did you say "point five"?
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How do you lose half of a--
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-Goodbye.
-[yelling]
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I see you're trying to punch something.
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We will cover this in step 12,
Punching! [giggles]
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This is my nightmare.
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Look, I know its cheesy, but, come on,
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we're two of the rare few
who get to learn about game glitches
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and where they come from.
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Where do glitches come from?
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Allow me to drop
some knowledge on ya, playas.
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The Hinobi central processer
is a highly advanced
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but extremely delicate piece of equipment,
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so a glitch may occur
as a result of corrupt software,
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overheating, underheating,
sudden loud noises,
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sudden soft noises, poor ventilation,
good ventilation, spillage...
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[theme song playing]
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[man] Who knows what really happenswhen a video game starts to glitch?
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♪ Here come the Glitch TechsThey know what to do ♪
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♪ They got the techThey got the moves ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsThey're the wrecking crew ♪
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♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhen a glitch is loose ♪
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♪ They'll wipe them outOld school or new ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs always coming throughTo solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhoa! ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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[Phil] Thanks for choosing Hinobi,
where we're always game to help you.
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Next!
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Sir, there is still the matter
of the unread message in your--
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BITT, I'm with a customer.
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-Hey, Phil.
-Bookworm Barbara?
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Long time, huh?
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I haven't seen you
since you were a rookie Glitch Tech.
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You know, you had your nose buried
in all those safety manuals.
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Sir, the message is time sensitive.
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You remember BITT? Yeah. [chuckles]
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Hinobi corporate told me
to trade him in years ago--
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[stuttering] Very time sensitive--
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-But since when do I listen...
-Sir, I--
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-...to the fools in Hinobi corporate?
-But, I--
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[straining]
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[grunting]
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So, what brings ya by, Bookworm?
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The fools in Hinobi corporate.
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Safety Inspector Number Seven.
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Oh! I'm here to investigate the premises.
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-Now?
-Yeah.
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We sent you a message this morning.
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[grunts]
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The bookworm is ready for a tour.
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Sir, I am detecting
an increase in your heart rate
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and an abnormal amount of perspiration.
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Let's track your bodily movements.
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To crouch, bend your knees.
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[growls]
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I think you're making this
a lot harder than it needs to be.
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[Helpie] And to jump, jump!
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[laughing] Uh-oh!
Player two, that was more of a hop.
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Dude, please jump.
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[huffs]
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[Helpie] Thank you.
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Next, raise your arms
and calibrate your virtual gauntlets.
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[Miko] Ah, man! Virtual gauntlets?
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Yeah! Calibration is
my third favorite tutorial step,
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after axis options and button assignment.
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-[groans]
-[Helpie] All right, let's go!
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Calibrate upper left!
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Calibrate lower right!
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Calibrate upper right.
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Middle left.
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-[buzzer sounding]
-Uh-uh-uh.
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I didn't say "Calibrate!"
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-[Miko groans]
-[Five laughs]
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Ah, man, he totally got me.
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That's it. Abort mission. Abort!
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I see you're trying to button mash.
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We will cover this in step ten.
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[grunts] Foul thing, I banish thee!
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-[alarm blaring]
-[Helpie screaming]
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No, no, no! What'd you do?
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Oh, shmup, I think I rebooted it.
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You heard Phil.
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We can't be Glitch Techs
until we finish that tutorial.
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Okay, fine. Let me find the file.
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"Find tutorial"? "Find all files"?
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Oh, I see it! It's right under...
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[both] Games.
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[Miko] It's every Hinobi
console game ever!
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[Five] HES, Hinobi 2, HinobiCD.
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[gasps] Hinobi Turbo-Tech 2K.
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We are stone dead
and have gone to gamer heaven.
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Wait, wait, wait. If this thing has
every Hinobi game ever, maybe, um...
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What are you looking for?
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It's here!
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Nobi Gross Out!
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Some said it was a myth,
the game too tasteless,
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too dumb, too ridiculously awful
to have been released,
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and it's here!
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Look, they rated it "G" for "gross."
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We gotta play this!
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But what about the tutorial?
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Oh, we'll finish it for sure. We will.
No question about it.
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After this once-in-a-lifetime chance
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to play the most legendary vaporware
in gamer history!
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Let's do it!
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Well, this store did suffer
a recent glitch attack
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during a public gaming event,
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and I'm here to make sure
it doesn't happen again.
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Uh, that glitch was caused by faulty
software that "corporate" approved.
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Since then, this store's antivirus
program has detected zero hazards.
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Am I right, BITT?
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That is correct. It detected no hazards
because it has not been running.
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That's what I... Why?
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Because you paused the download update
to stream the season finale of...
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[automated voice speaking Spanish]
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Oh, Phil. You're only allowed
three total infractions.
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So... what happens at four?
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My bosses close the store, fire you
and memory wipe your entire staff.
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Okay, then, let's keep it to three.
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Great!
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-[chiptune music playing]
-Whoo-hoo!
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The crowd can't look! They're nauseated,
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regretting every life choice
that led them to attend this event!
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[announcer] Final finish!
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Whoa! My turn!
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Eeny, meeny, mighty gross,
pick the one who stinks the most.
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[announcer] You have selected Garbile!
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Nice. Check out his bio.
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Garbile escaped space prison after being
put there by his rival, Sanitron.
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It froze up on me.
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[announcer glitching]
You have selected Garbile!
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Wait. What if that "G" we saw
wasn't for "gross,"
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what if it was for...
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[both] Glitch!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Oh, yeah! So who wants to tussle
with the mess-master of muscle?
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We are so fired.
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Easy, fella. Nobody wants to fight.
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What's the matter, brother?
Too afraid to get your hands dirty?
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Pretty much. Run!
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Aah!
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[groaning]
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I'll mop the floor with ya!
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We need Glitch gauntlets!
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We could have got them
if we had finished the tutorial,
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but somebody decided to destroy Helpie.
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And I'd do it again!
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Besides, you were the one
who just had to play Nobi Gross Out.
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I know, right? Nobody's gonna believe it.
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[both exclaim]
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-[loud thudding]
-Is someone in the simulator?
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Oh, yeah, the new trainees
are taking the tutorial.
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Ugh! I remember that tutorial.
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No wonder they're pounding on the door.
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[gasps] Let's go say hello.
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Open the door! Open the-- [grunts]
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[straining]
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[gasps] Phil's coming!
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[Five] Aah! Close the door!
Close the door!
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[door rattles]
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[strains]
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[laughs] That's perfectly normal
door behavior is what that is.
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Um, you guys all right in there?
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-[laughing maniacally]
-[both groaning]
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It stinks! It stinks!
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Yeah, we all know that tutorial stinks.
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Why don't you pause it now
and just open the door?
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00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,150
Sticky doors are a safety hazard, Phil.
249
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,652
If this was an emergency--
250
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,070
It's not a problem.
251
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,323
BITT, why don't you show Barbara here
how handy you can be?
252
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,950
My pleasure, sir.
253
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,451
[both groan]
254
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,869
We gotta get him out of here!
255
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:25,787
[laughs]
256
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,332
Hey, dumpster-breath!
257
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,250
Over here!
258
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,586
Hey!
259
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,594
Okay, now, I... um...
260
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,681
And they're not here.
261
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,141
[both groan]
262
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,184
[Garbile] What's up with that, brother?
263
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,228
I thought you were gonna come at me!
What's the deal?
264
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,521
[Five grunting]
265
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,358
Maybe if we just calmly explain
to Phil what we did,
266
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,401
he'll be happy to--
267
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,028
Have us both fired
for releasing a garbage glitch.
268
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,906
A garbage glitch
in disturbingly tight shorts.
269
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,535
I see your point.
Well, since we don't have a Gauntlet...
270
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,455
Whoa!
271
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,708
Let's mop the floor with him.
272
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,878
Oh, yeah, sister.
That's what I'm talking about.
273
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,507
Come on, kiddos, let's rassle!
274
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,927
[exclaims]
275
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,012
Ha ha!
276
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:25,972
[all laughing]
277
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,391
Dude! It had babies!
278
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,601
Aah! Gross, gross, gross, gross!
279
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:33,980
Ugh!
280
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,523
Yes!
281
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,695
Back off, bro. These are two-ply.
282
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,989
That's right, I'm talkin' super absorbent.
283
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,324
Bring it!
284
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,667
Oh, you think you got the jabs, brother?
285
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,335
Well, I got the juice.
286
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,588
Aah! Aah! Aah!
287
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,717
I needed more ply.
Two isn't nearly enough ply!
288
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,010
[exclaiming]
289
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,304
Oh, boy!
290
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,098
[groans]
291
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,478
Yum!
292
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,063
Aah!
293
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,317
Oh, yeah. Time to power up!
294
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,696
Ugh! He's getting even bigger!
295
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,947
[BITT] I did inform them
296
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,409
that if they were hungry,
they could partake of the vending machine.
297
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,828
-You told them what?
-Problem, Phil?
298
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,830
Huh? Who's that woman with them?
299
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:36,250
Look, I'm not sure, but maybe we should
just go tell them about Gar...
300
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,543
Where'd he go?
301
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,754
-Five, come on, let's get out of here!
-Aah!
302
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,300
Maybe he's really gone.
303
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,095
I bet he's still hanging around
some... where.
304
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,639
[laughs] Welcome to the dump, chump!
305
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,890
Hoyee!
306
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:51,808
Five!
307
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,518
[straining]
308
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,936
Let him go, you creep!
309
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,854
Nobody wants to fight you!
310
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,940
Maximum effort!
311
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,150
[yells, grunts]
312
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,610
Hey! What? No fair, ref!
313
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,987
I had that guy pinned
fair and square! Hey!
314
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,784
Here I come!
315
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,079
Hey, maybe we could trap him
in that metal chute.
316
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,040
But we'd really need some luck
to get him in there.
317
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,126
Who needs luck? We got egg salad.
318
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,384
Ugh!
319
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,761
Man, that's nasty.
320
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,430
[grunts]
321
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,306
[panting] Hmm?
322
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,812
Hey, funky-junkie!
323
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,188
[both] Want seconds?
324
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,106
[gasps]
325
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,942
[both] Aah!
326
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,279
Ah! Fetch it!
327
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,281
No! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
328
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,242
That should hold him.
329
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,078
[Garbile] Hey! No fair!
330
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,788
I want my grudge match, brother!
331
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,375
Ya can't just stick me in this penalty box
with all this moldy pizza...
332
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,420
[chomping] ...and rancid applesauce. Mmm.
333
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,590
So... where does this chute go?
334
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:10,511
And speaking of safe,
our waste disposal system is right--
335
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,180
Waste disposal?
336
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:16,559
[gasps] So these are the trainees
I've heard so much about.
337
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,269
Love to chat, but we should run.
338
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,937
All of us. Fast as we can.
339
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:24,775
I've never met recruits
so eager to finish training.
340
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:30,490
[Garbile laughing maniacally]
Training's over!
341
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,042
Time for the main event! [laughs]
342
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,337
Sorry, in all the excitement,
I lost count.
343
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,380
How many infractions left?
344
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,603
-[Five] Gross. Nasty.
-Ugh! Ugh.
345
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,481
Oh, man, we'll never be Glitch Techs now.
346
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,067
Maybe Phil doesn't know
this was our fault!
347
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,529
[growling]
348
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,947
[both] Or not.
349
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,284
Hey! You two started this fight,
now let's finish it!
350
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,119
[laughing maniacally]
351
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,164
[mini Garbiles] Fight! Fight! Fight!
352
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,459
I never should have stopped that tutorial.
353
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545
And I never should have started that game.
354
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,256
Maybe we do need to finish this.
355
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,007
Let's give him a grudge match.
356
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,302
[Five] Maybe we just need
to select his rival.
357
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,013
Garbile escaped space prison
after being put there by his rival,
358
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,266
an automated cleaning machine called...
359
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,517
[both] Sanitron!
360
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,899
[automated voice] Pilots detected.
361
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,334
Sanitron!
362
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,046
You want a fight, you got one!
363
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,508
[announcer] Garbile versus Sanitron!Fight!
364
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,927
Oh, yeah!
365
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,931
The crowd goes wild!
366
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:22,143
Two scrappy young newcomers
have taken over this ring!
367
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,104
[Miko] Aah!
368
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,815
Oh, yeah.
When Garbile takes out the trash...
369
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,192
[chuckles nervously]
370
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,445
...ain't nothing gets recycled.
371
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,113
[groans]
372
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,657
Eat color-safe detergent, slime stain!
373
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,492
[Miko] Yeah!
374
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,369
-Whoo-hoo!
-That freshened him up!
375
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:45,833
Oh, yeah! It is time for the trash
to take you out!
376
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,502
Come at me, bro!
377
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,254
[grunts]
378
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,842
I'm gonna bring you down!
379
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,430
[Five] Whoa!
380
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,726
Whoa! Whoa!
381
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,269
Yeah! I got it!
382
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,440
[announcer] Excellent! Hit combo!
383
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,358
Whoo-hoo!
384
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,193
[announcer] Destructive!
385
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,156
Nice hit, Miko!
We almost filled up the power meter!
386
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:23,829
[announcer] Cleaning power!
387
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:24,997
Hmm?
388
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,379
[groans]
389
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:38,928
[stammering] But the trash,
it was supposed to take you out!
390
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,391
-[Miko laughs] Smell you later!
-I guess this just isn't your game.
391
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,892
[announcer] Final finish!
392
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,606
[dramatic music playing]
393
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,609
No!
394
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:56,987
[all screaming]
395
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,291
[announcer] Sanitron wins!
396
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,335
[fart sound]
397
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,795
[Miko laughs]
398
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:13,796
[both] Yes!
399
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,631
Now, that was a tutorial.
400
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,175
[Garbile squeaking] Hey! No fair!
401
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,261
So... is that Garbile?
402
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,805
When a glitch's energy
signature is depleted,
403
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,433
it reverts back to its root form.
404
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,642
[Garbile squeaks] Hey!
405
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,645
Where it can then be stored
back on the server
406
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,939
with the rest of the corrupt files.
407
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,484
That's what all those games were?
Glitched game files?
408
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,653
It's a pretty extensive database.
409
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,198
At least it was back when
I was a Glitch Tech. [chuckles]
410
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,993
Barbara, I'm not sure what to say here,
411
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,997
but if there is anything I can do
to keep you from shutting us down--
412
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,875
Don't think anything of it, Phil.
413
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:55,421
Ugh, yeah, we've had complaints
about that outdated tutorial for years.
414
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,591
But your on-the-job training method
415
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,927
proves two cadets
can defeat a mid-level glitch
416
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,221
with nothing but their own wits!
417
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,600
An egg salad sandwich
was also instrumental at one point.
418
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,561
My "on-the-job training method"?
419
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,064
As for the inspection of your branch...
420
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,946
everything seems to be in order.
421
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,198
[sighs]
422
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,617
Wow, Barbara. I really owe you one.
423
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,327
And I won't forget it.
424
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,078
-Oh, yeah!
-[upbeat music playing]
425
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,207
You just got inspected
by Inspector Number Seven!
426
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,166
Peace!
427
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,460
[laughs] Great catching up!
428
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,504
Do you two know how lucky we all are
429
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,048
that she didn't shut
this whole branch down?
430
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,467
We're never gonna become
Glitch Techs, are we?
431
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,969
Oh, you're gonna be
Glitch Techs all right.
432
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,679
[both] Yay!
433
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,848
After you finish that tutorial.
434
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,517
[Five] Yay!
435
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,484
[Inspector Seven] Well,
the place is still a dump,
436
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:03,322
but the subject and her friend
continue to show remarkable potential.
437
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,535
With the right training,
they could be an asset to the company.
438
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,620
[mysterious voice]
Continue to keep us posted.
439
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:13,374
These may be the Techsthat can help us locate Bolypius.
440
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,002
[theme music playing]
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