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www.titlovi.com
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What...
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What's that for?
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Uh...
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Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um...
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My virginity is a gift that I want
to give to my future wife,
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and I'm pretty sure you
want to give the same gift
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to your future husband,
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so even though I'm feeling very, um...
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Horny?
-Tempted.
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Even though I'm feeling
very tempted, um...
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I think we should pray...
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for restraint.
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Okay? All right.
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Dear Lord, please take away
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Satan's wicked temptation.
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You are good and gracious,
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and we strive to be good and gracious
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in the face of the...
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the devil.
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Okay. Okay.
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John 3:16: "God so loved the world
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that He gave His one and only son
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that whoever believes
in Him, shall not perish
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but have eternal life."
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Wait... uh, what?
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Whoever believes in Him
will have eternal life.
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You believe in Jesus, don't you?
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Of course.
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Well, then you shall have eternal life.
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Mm... Oh...
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Wow.
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"The Lord is my shepherd.
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I shall not be in want."
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"I shall not be in want."
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Oh, man. I really love you.
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First Peter 4:8...
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Hm.
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"And above all, love
each other... deeply
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because love covers...
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... a multitude... of... sin..."
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What did you think?
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I thought it was really dope.
-Mm-hm.
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Yeah, that was... that was super dope.
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What was your favorite part?
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I guess, the end?
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Yeah, that twisty thing, where
I added the second hand?
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That's a new move. Uh...
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You experienced my world premiere.
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I was just meaning, like,
at the end where I...
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Oh, r...
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Right. Right, right.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Um...
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Did it feel better than when
you do it with your own hand?
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I mean, like... no...
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but it's still, like, a lot cooler
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because you got tits...
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... and stuff like that, you know?
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Thank you. That's so helpful.
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No, you will...
-You want to try and win?
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I don't think you need to cheat...
-Okay. Let's see.
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Let's see.
-Go ahead.
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Give me that thumb. Give it to me.
-Take it.
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Oh. 'Sup, guys.
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Hi.
-Hi.
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Nothing much.
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All right. I'm out of here.
-Bye, dude.
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Have a good night.
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Good night, guys.
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See ya.
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Bye, Luke.
-Later, man.
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Bye!
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I know this goes without saying,
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but let's keep this private.
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Sterling, are you sure
we feel okay about this?
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We sinned against God.
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But we love each other, and love
covers over a multitude of sins.
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I really do love you.
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And I really, really love you...
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And your penis.
-What?
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Sterling.
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I think I like Jennings.
I know, shocker.
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The slutty twin actually
having feelings for somebody,
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but hear me out.
Three weeks with one guy
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is definitely a record for me.
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And I've been thinking,
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maybe this is the year
I... I... I do it.
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I stop being the "everything
but" slut and seal the deal.
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I've done my research,
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and it's probably going
to hurt the first time,
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but with patience and a
shit ton of coconut oil...
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Nature's lube, you need to know that.
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... it's gonna get awesome.
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I think I'm finally
ready to bone, Sterl.
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Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary.
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You have nothing to say?
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Um...
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Actually, technically, you
can't call me that anymore,
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seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Luke and I... just had intercourse.
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Intercourse?
-Yeah.
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You?
-Yeah.
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Sex?
-Yeah!
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Like, "sex" that I talk
about all the time?
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Sorry.
-In your vagina?
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I know.
-Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Are you sure?
-Yeah.
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Okay, I... you're...
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I guess you're the sluttier twin now.
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Oh, my God! Tell me everything...
-Blair!
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Jesus, mother of God!
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God darn it!
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Dude, that dude looks fine.
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I say we split!
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A hit-and-run? Are you insane?
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Obviously, we call the police
and then Mom and Dad...
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No! No! No!
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Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know
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we took his precious hunting truck?
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You know what? I'm going to give
that dude a piece of my mind.
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Well, be careful.
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Um, hi, asshole.
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A girl?
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I've been chased for the last
20 miles by some dumb skirt.
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Can't believe I even broke a sweat.
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Back off, bitch.
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Language, sir.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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Okay.
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All right, no need to get
carried away, girls.
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All right, I'll come.
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Look, I wasn't even trying
to skip bail, all right?
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I just...
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I got some personal
shit to take care of.
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Getting fitted for Invisalign.
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Okay, buck teeth.
Put your hands on the car.
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Hold on a minute!
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I've been tracking
this broke-dick dog...
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for three days straight.
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And y'all gonna swoop in
and snag my bounty, huh?
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Well, lucky for you...
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I keep it professional.
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Since you cornered him,
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I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K.
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They think we're bounty hunters.
-I caught on to that.
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And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars.
-Fast math!
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Sale math. Look, Sterling,
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I know you think this
is sketchy or whatever,
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but we need that money
to fix Dad's truck.
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Please! Pretty please! Play along!
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Half. We should get half.
-Wait, what?
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Did half the work, should
get half the money.
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Oh. Um... Yeah, okay.
-Wait, are you wussing out?
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No, I'm not a wuss.
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Good, neither am I.
-Good.
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Good! Great!
-Awesome!
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After this, can we get Chick-fil-A?
I am so hungry.
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Focus! And yes.
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Half.
-Yes, we want half.
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Y'all are cute.
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That your daddy's shotgun you got there?
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This here's a Mossberg 500.
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I used to be a Remington
870 kind of girl,
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I like the shell lifter placement
of the Mossberg better.
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Now, what I really
prefer is this Glock 19.
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It's so lightweight.
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But yes, mister, I got it from Daddy!
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Christmas!
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Y'all a piece of work, I give you that.
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But I don't give big cuts to folks
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unless they've been bringin' the
heat from the beginning, okay?
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And this one here, I've been
tracking him for a while.
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He's slicker than a can of oil.
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Got more tricks in his bag
than Felix the... Cat!
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Damn it, don't you run from me.
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Cayden! Cayden!
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Goddamn it, I've been running
my mouth like I'm on a talk show.
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Oh, shit!
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What are we doing?
-Hell if I know.
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Are we, like, getting this dude?
-I guess! I guess!
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So we are, yes?
-Yeah! Hell yeah!
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Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker!
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Freeze, Jethro.
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Salads. I've got to eat more salads.
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Oh. Ha!
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I hope there's no ticks in this grass.
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You! Stop, you!
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What am I doing?
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I am not Vin Diesel.
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I got you!
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I got you!
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Stop the car!
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Damn it!
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Hey.
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I got him.
-All right.
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Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy.
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Hey, you fixed my door.
-Get out!
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Move!
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Show me your hands, fool.
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All right, new deal.
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Okay, so instead of half,
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we're just gonna go ahead and...
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and take all the money,
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since we... we got the... the perp.
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You know something? You're right.
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You're absolutely right.
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So, you two have fun wrangling
this 280 pound sack of shit...
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Two-forty.
-Shut the hell up, Cayden!
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... and delivering him to jail
in your janked up truck.
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Because I'm through.
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Um, yeah.
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Wait. We're actually... we're good
with... we're good with half.
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Yeah, we just decided.
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Who are you, anyway?
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Blair, Sterling.
-Sterling, Blair.
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Wow.
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Y'all track skips around here a lot?
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Yeah. Yeah, here and there.
Yeah, sometimes...
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sometimes here and other times, there.
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What about you?
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I'm new to Atlanta,
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but I've been bounty huntin'
just shy of ten year.
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Oh, yeah, we're bounty hunters, too.
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That I gathered.
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And also, she got laid today.
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Oh, nice.
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Like, full repetitive penetration.
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Congratulations.
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Eww.
-Jesus.
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But yeah, she did and
I'm really proud of her.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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Y'all are just weird.
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* Gorgeous, great, awesome *
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* And wise *
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* Hope for our time *
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* God of the sky *
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* You are greater than me *
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* Greater than us *
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* Wiser than the world's *
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* Strong... *
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Sorry. Sorry.
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This summer, I was so blessed
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that my amazing daddy
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let me and my squad
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use his helicopter to hop
up to our lake house
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for a discipleship weekend.
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We had such a productive time
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in quiet worship and, of course,
doing acts of service.
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We knitted sweaters for
the sick, dirty babies
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with tiny heads in Brazil.
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Sweaters filled with
Christ's infinite love.
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Oh.
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"Abril" means "April" in Brazilian.
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Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay...
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My spirit is so heavy for
those pequito ninos.
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Hmm.
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That's a great slide show, April.
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Yes, friends.
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Okay, but we do need to move on.
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Listen, everybody, we had
some excellent submissions
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for this year's Fellowship
student leader.
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But when...
-Bee tee dubs,
264
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if you all want to see more pictures
265
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of me being a Christian leader,
266
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check out my Instagram,
267
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hashtag "April helps sick
kids through Christ."
268
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Yes. Oh, yes, we will do that.
269
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Okay, but like I was saying, guys,
270
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we had a lot of great candidates,
271
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but this year, I choose the individual
272
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who earnestly represents Jesus's
path on this Earth, right?
273
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I mean, this young woman
274
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makes Christ proud every single day.
275
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So when you guys are struggling, right?
276
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And you're struggling on
your path with the Lord,
277
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I want you to look to
her for guidance, okay?
278
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:54,579
This year's Fellowship
student leader is...
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Sterling Wesley!
280
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Yes!
281
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,421
Recount!
282
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,387
Whoo whoo!
283
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:11,670
Um...
284
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,937
Thank you so much.
285
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,268
I wasn't expecting this.
286
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,023
What an honor. Um...
287
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:20,435
I'm really looking forward
to this responsibility
288
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,606
of helping guide you guys
on your faith journeys.
289
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,204
Oh, um...
290
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,284
I...
291
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,503
Uh, lately, I've been feeling
God's presence in my life
292
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,461
more so than ever before,
293
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,041
and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me.
294
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,718
But not like inside me,
295
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,838
like, um, like not like
"inside" inside me,
296
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,965
like, just... um, if... you
know what I mean, right?
297
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,011
Like... Um...
298
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,558
Sterling Wesley!
299
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,095
It was a great meeting, everybody.
300
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:56,940
Oh, I love you.
301
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,021
Okay.
302
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,900
Wow.
303
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,533
I know.
-That's crazy.
304
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,150
Congratulations, I'm so proud of you.
305
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,696
Oh. Thanks.
306
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,859
Thanks. Um...
307
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,867
Yeah.
308
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,953
Uh... I'll see you...
309
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,124
I'll see you at lunch.
310
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,015
Yeah, at lunch. Yeah. See ya.
-Okay.
311
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,458
Wait a minute.
312
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,174
Sterling, congratulations!
313
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,795
Oh, I'm so looking forward to
working with you this year.
314
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,803
We are going to have so much fun!
315
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,950
And I just know you'll bring
something extra special
316
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,505
to this position, huh?
317
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,767
Thanks, Ellen. It's an honor.
318
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,848
Oh, I know it is.
319
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,023
Okay. Well, we got
the lock-in coming up.
320
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,115
So, I'll need your full
attention on that.
321
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,267
And then why don't we just
plan to meet sometime soon
322
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,106
and discuss next week's
devotional reading.
323
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,191
Okay.
-It's always good
324
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,065
to start the year off with abstinence.
325
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,565
Abstinence as a devotional
topic, is that right?
326
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,486
Ooh, call the police, Blair!
327
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,240
Rocking boots!
328
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,080
You know, Jesus was a rebel too.
329
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,720
Yeah. I heard that he saw
Nine Inch Nails 20 times
330
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,188
on the Downward Spiral tour.
331
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,459
Wow.
332
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,671
You have a great imagination, Blair.
333
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,089
It is beautiful.
334
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,882
I love you girls.
335
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,433
Text me if you need me.
336
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,755
I can't be Fellowship leader.
337
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,466
What, why? It's, like, your whole thing.
338
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,137
I can't lead a Christian Community
if I've... you know?
339
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,347
Had sex with your long-term boyfriend?
340
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,357
Who cares?
-Everyone cares.
341
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,442
But what I mean is, do you
think you did anything wrong?
342
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,318
Not any more wrong than it was wrong
343
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,364
that I lied about farting
in the car this morning.
344
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,527
A sin's a sin. You know?
345
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,235
If you repent, then you're forgiven
in the eyes of the Lord, so...
346
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,575
Right, so what's the issue?
347
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,746
I feel like a liar.
348
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,999
If Ellen knew I was sexually active,
349
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,673
then forget student leader,
350
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,631
she'd kick me out of
Fellowship altogether.
351
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,798
So, you're either an honest
slut or a lying slut?
352
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,505
Yeah.
-Hey, at least with Fellowship,
353
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,933
you have something impressive
to put on your college apps.
354
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,811
Be a lying slut.
355
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,484
Okay.
356
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,464
Congratulations on Fellowship, Sterling.
357
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,624
Thank you, April.
358
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,592
I really thought it was going to be me,
359
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,959
but I'm glad it wasn't
360
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,126
because I'm going to
be so busy this year
361
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:33,144
with other extracurriculars like
Young Republicans, Forensics,
362
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,098
Latin club, the
"Straight-Straight" Alliance.
363
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,940
I think the straights
are already aligned.
364
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:38,968
Yo, B!
365
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,728
That's really good for you, April.
366
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,309
Yeah, it is.
367
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,234
Sorry, Sterling.
-Jeez.
368
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,685
That is my bad, man.
369
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,645
She, like, totally forgives you.
370
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,412
Oh, thanks.
371
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,199
Yeah, you think I
wouldn't help a fellow...
372
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,409
Christian?
373
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,535
All right, well...
374
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,022
I gotta go to Gym.
375
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,580
I will see you later. All right, dude?
376
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,626
Okay, dude.
377
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,463
Wait, Jennings. I have Gym, too.
378
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,430
She just took the condom wrapper.
379
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,846
How was your weekend?
380
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,390
Did you hang out with
Sterling and Luke at all?
381
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,940
Uh, why are you talking to me?
382
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,898
She's gonna tell the
whole fricking school.
383
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,817
She can't prove anything.
384
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,902
Does she have to?
385
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,570
People's faith in gossip
386
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,719
is stronger than their
faith in the Almighty.
387
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,379
Hello, girls.
388
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,342
Chloe, baby. How's my girl?
389
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,006
Brownies, fresh out of the oven.
390
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,089
I call corners.
391
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,062
Blair, I would stick to just one.
392
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,600
You know, sugar makes you break out
393
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,143
and lacrosse season's coming up.
394
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,306
You want to look your best.
395
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,482
Oh, great point, Mom.
396
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,402
Good looks are vital to a
successful career in sports.
397
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,321
Just ask Michael Phelps.
398
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,650
Michael Phelps is kind of cute.
399
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,734
Andre the Giant.
400
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,359
How was school?
401
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,445
Lame.
-Good.
402
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,487
Sterling got Fellowship leader.
403
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,703
Baby, yes!
404
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,446
What's all this hollerin'?
405
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,090
Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader.
406
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,460
Way to go, princess!
407
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,296
I was Fellowship leader
back in high school.
408
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,040
Did I mention that I killed
it today in lax practice,
409
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,114
like a total badass?
410
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,135
Language. Bad.
-But...
411
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,350
That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do?
412
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,471
Did you give those attackers
the old "Wesley check"?
413
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,846
Yes, sir. You know it.
414
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,095
I'm so proud of my girls.
415
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,814
Hey, I called the corners!
416
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,031
Okay, just texted Bowser
that we're on our way.
417
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,866
Honestly, Blair, is there not another
way we could get the money?
418
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,536
Is prostitution legal
in the state of Georgia
419
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,249
if the prostitute is super into it?
420
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,329
I'm serious.
421
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,083
Okay, we're going to pick up the 2.500.
422
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,495
get Dad's truck fixed
before the weekend,
423
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,134
and then never think about this again.
424
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,381
But, what if 2.500 doesn't cover it?
425
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,023
Can't you buy a whole new car for that?
426
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,887
We can't take the Volt.
427
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,600
What kind of bounty
hunters drive a hybrid?
428
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,599
Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta
429
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,641
to be waterfront property
by the year 2030.
430
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,285
Oh, come on, let's just take the truck.
431
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,942
I'd rather Dad notice that
it's gone than notice it's...
432
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,941
Completely F'ed?
-Exactly.
433
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,033
Come on, you dirty old hippie. Let's go!
434
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,572
You know, you're technically
three minutes older than me.
435
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,697
And I'm not a hippie!
436
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,830
Ew.
437
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,084
Here they come.
438
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,585
Hey, Cath, could you get the
bathroom for me, too, please?
439
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,888
Aye-aye, Cap'n.
440
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,886
Okay, we're not on a ship.
441
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,143
Just let her be happy, Bowser.
442
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,225
Just let her be happy.
443
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,588
Is this your "job" job? I thought
you were a bounty-hunter.
444
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,475
Can I have a vanilla
with extra gummy bears?
445
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,653
Wait. You. Don't knock
my side-hustle, kid.
446
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,362
Trust me. You never know.
447
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,533
And yes, you can have extra gummy bears,
448
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,822
that'll be an extra 75 cents.
449
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,025
Do you sing if I tip?
450
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,615
No, I will not sing.
451
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:26,912
You're no fun.
452
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,329
What is...?
-Hey! What you waitin' on?
453
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,207
Come on.
454
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,216
You, uh... got the cash?
455
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,426
Yup.
456
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,063
Turn around, please.
457
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,348
Thank you.
458
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,475
All right.
459
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,463
Oh, shit.
460
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,025
Yeah. Go for Bowser.
461
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,987
No. No. No. No. Yolanda.
462
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,951
Don't give it to that
bitch-ass, Terrance.
463
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,368
I'll find him.
464
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,330
I know.
465
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,332
The Men's Parlor. I know.
466
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,132
Because I'll find...
467
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,301
You heard what I said, didn't you?
468
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,378
Shit.
469
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,800
Hey. Put that back.
470
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,162
What are you doing? Here you go.
471
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,098
Count it, Sterling.
472
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,596
Yep, 2.500.
473
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,639
That's great. Thank you. It's good.
-All right.
474
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,851
Good doing business with you.
475
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:38,228
As the old saying goes, "Bye."
-Uh...
476
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,534
Hey, Bowser.
477
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,650
Yeah.
-Uh...
478
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,946
You look... manly.
479
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,947
Oily... Uh...
480
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,622
Vehicular-ly inclined.
481
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,750
Anyway, do you know how
much it might cost us
482
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,458
to get that fixed? Roughly?
483
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,617
Oily, huh? Yeah.
484
00:22:56,333 --> 00:23:00,213
Well, as a man who's crashed many cars,
485
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,594
I'd say you'd probably run yourself
about 5K worth of damage here.
486
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,468
Yeah.
487
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,006
Um... Do you have any more jobs?
488
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,767
Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs,
489
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,142
if I had more jobs... Look...
490
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,057
I like you girls. I do.
491
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,191
You're fast as hell.
492
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,402
You run like a deer. It was amazing.
493
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,651
And you, you're a freakishly good shot.
494
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,152
But I've got rent to pay.
495
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,277
I can't split my rewards on folks
I can nab on my own, see?
496
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,405
Hey, we get it.
497
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,542
Yeah, well, getting it
is half the battle, ah?
498
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,369
So, what do you want to do now?
499
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,955
Go to the Men's Parlor?
500
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,590
That secret club of which
we know the exact location?
501
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,464
Hey, uh, what's the address over there?
502
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,147
The address alone
won't get you very far.
503
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,085
And why is that?
-You need us to get in it.
504
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,655
It... um... It's in this country club
505
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,718
and they only cater to this
specific clientele, it's...
506
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,305
White people.
-Blair.
507
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,390
What? It's true!
508
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,563
I don't think it's
written in stone, but...
509
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,227
actually, it... it might be.
510
00:23:59,450 --> 00:24:01,836
So, unfortunately these places
511
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,754
have some outdated
policies that don't...
512
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,315
Okay. Enough with the Black history,
Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it.
513
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,571
They're racist.
514
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:09,905
Right.
-Yes.
515
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:13,328
Yeah, so you can have the address for,
516
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,450
I don't know, say... a hundred,
517
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:20,499
or you could have
personal whitey escorts
518
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,171
for three thou...
-Five.
519
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,213
Five thousand dollars.
520
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,592
If you deliver me John Stevens,
521
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,630
y'all will get paid.
522
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,925
John Stevens, dude.
523
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,722
It can't be April's dad. There's
gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses.
524
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,814
Bajillion John Stevenses
that belong to Men's Parlor?
525
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,845
April's dad is the creep on our
eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island
526
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,017
that said I was developing nicely.
527
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,106
Oh, barf. Yes.
528
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,321
I'd love to arrest him
and watch April squirm.
529
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,823
Are you wearing my Savage
X Fenty bralette again?
530
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:52,033
I hate you. You'll stink it
up with your smelly boobs.
531
00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,155
Now's not the time.
532
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,449
Cool. We know John Stevens.
533
00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:58,366
Say again.
534
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,535
Oh, yeah, we brought him in before.
535
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,670
What did the old boy do this time?
536
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,378
Solicitation and battery.
537
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,340
Real pillar of his community.
538
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,133
Skipped bail last week, even.
539
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,010
Having a meeting tonight at
The Men's Parlor at 6:00.
540
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,764
My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman...
541
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,347
My bail bondsperson got a tip.
542
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,267
Dope.
543
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:21,810
Let's ride.
544
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,524
Dope. Let's ride.
-Hey! My car.
545
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,617
Well, this is some Django shit.
546
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:42,865
Hey, Trevor. Hey, Miles.
547
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:43,958
Hey, Miss Wesley.
548
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:46,043
Miss Wesley.
549
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,258
Hey, Miles.
550
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,631
Oh, uh, you guys going
to be parking today?
551
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:52,966
No. He's just dropping us off.
552
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,082
Park down by the service entrance,
553
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,060
download Fruit Ninja.
554
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,225
We'll be back with your guy.
555
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,864
What the hell is a "fruit ninja"?
556
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,993
I'm really hoping you have a plan.
557
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:15,238
Not so much a plan as like a
general idea... ish... ment.
558
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,413
Care to enlighten me?
559
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:17,491
Okay, how about...
560
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:21,003
we walk into The Men's Parlor
like a couple of Lara Crofts.
561
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,964
And then we slip some of my
melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink,
562
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,751
like James Bond and then we grab him...
563
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,755
Or we can clock him in
the head with this pistol?
564
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,943
You brought a pistol?
-Hello, girls...
565
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,443
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson.
566
00:26:32,444 --> 00:26:34,590
Y'all are looking sharp.
-Thank you.
567
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,260
I love that nail color, Mrs. Jenson.
568
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,434
It's like skin color, but prettier.
569
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,718
Y'all are too dang sweet.
570
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,807
Tell your mother and
daddy we said hello.
571
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,092
Yes, ma'am, and see you Sunday
morning bright and early.
572
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,225
Oh, you will.
573
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,863
Aren't they precious? I wish
Frank would date one of them.
574
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,101
I wasn't going to meet up
with a bounty hunter unarmed.
575
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,282
That's just common sense.
576
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,401
Stranger danger.
577
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,171
He's not here. It's past six o'clock...
578
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,923
Hey. What are you two doing in here?
579
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,549
Come on, get over here.
580
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,912
Quick.
581
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,472
Are you two crazy?
582
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,679
That's The "Men's" Parlour.
583
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:24,481
Neither of you are men.
584
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,889
Uh...
585
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,597
Y... Yeah, obviously.
586
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,856
But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here.
587
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,570
So, we're here in protest. Okay?
588
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,491
* Show me what a Women's
Parlour looks like *
589
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,084
* This is what a Women's
Parlour looks like! *
590
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,541
* Show me what a Women's... *
591
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,949
Uh... Uh... We're looking
for John Stevens.
592
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,208
We heard he had a meeting.
Know where we can find him?
593
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,500
If I told you, I would lose my job.
594
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,304
You know how weird this place
is about secrets and traditions.
595
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,467
Hey, Miles.
596
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,143
Hey.
597
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,221
Miles, we, uh...
598
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,807
really...
599
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,515
need your help...
600
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,776
here. So...
601
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,236
Uh...
602
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,568
All right, he's in the humidor.
603
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,857
It's where a group of guys
called The Bourbon Club meet.
604
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:23,909
Great. Where is it?
605
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,828
It's around that corner, but...
-Okay. Thanks, Miles.
606
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,210
Okay, we'll see you later.
607
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,009
Did you see that? I, like,
totally seduced him.
608
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,970
Focus! I think it's this.
609
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,050
Oh.
610
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,058
There's nothing here.
611
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,145
Well...
612
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,357
thanks for nothing, Miles.
613
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,363
What are y'all in the mood for?
614
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,612
We got top shelf or... hell,
we can all slum it with Beam.
615
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,531
Find that single barrel we like so
much from Pigeon Forge. Mm.
616
00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:05,195
Anyway, now y'all gonna have to
believe me when I tell y'all...
617
00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,000
that was Gerald.
-And now you're tellin' fibs.
618
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,749
No, he's not. Girl was there,
and the cops were coming
619
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,592
and John happened to
be at the motel bar.
620
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,554
Gerald asked him to take the fall.
621
00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,879
Gerald's got rage issues.
622
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:21,184
Saying you're the one who beat up
a whore is a damn big sacrifice.
623
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,644
He's been my business
partner for 18 years.
624
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,970
Wife's in hospice care.
625
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,175
Ovarian cancer's got her any day now.
626
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,444
I couldn't let Gerald
ruin himself in her eyes,
627
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:33,228
so when she passes, he'll confess.
628
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,978
And until then, I'm hidin' out.
629
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,940
Dadgum, you're a good man, John.
630
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:41,467
A lot better than I'd have
done, that's for damn sure.
631
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,988
Yeah, we know.
-Hey, I found it. There it is.
632
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,310
Finally.
633
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,794
Bring that on in. Mmm.
634
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:48,869
It's looking good.
635
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,165
Sterling!
636
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,923
Holy shit.
637
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,753
Mr. Stevens was just protecting
his fuckboy partner.
638
00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,963
We can't bring him in.
639
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,588
Dude, we need the money.
640
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,973
He didn't do it, it would be
wrong. You know this!
641
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,092
Ow!
642
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,890
You can be very un-fun sometimes!
643
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:12,726
Hm.
644
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,771
Get out of here! Oh, peach!
645
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,727
I'm a fruit ninja.
646
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,779
Hey, uh...
647
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,153
He wasn't there.
648
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:26,034
Goddamn it, I thought you said
you knew what you were doin'.
649
00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,785
We thought that you said that
you knew what you were doing.
650
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,328
Yeah, Bowser, so you must of...
had some misinformation.
651
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,665
Shhhit.
652
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,535
Misinformation.
653
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,970
Oh, that's awesome.
654
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,601
That's...
655
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,650
That's, that's it.
656
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,280
That was amazing.
657
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,124
Mmm. I love you.
658
00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:09,179
I love you.
659
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,003
Oh. Hey, babe.
-Hey.
660
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,090
How was your day?
661
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,820
It was really good.
Did you have a good day?
662
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,009
I had such a good day.
663
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,760
Okay, yeah... See ya.
-Do you...?
664
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,092
Okay.
-See ya. Uh, I go... I got golf.
665
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,509
You totally just boned.
666
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,427
We made love.
667
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,602
You mean you boned, but slower?
668
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,023
That must have been so intense.
669
00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,353
It was kind of awesome.
670
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:39,808
Oh, my God. When he's...
671
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,188
Hi, Sterling.
672
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,694
Hi, April.
-Hi, Blair.
673
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,569
If my...
674
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,130
If I didn't know my fate at this school
675
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,445
rested in her cold little
condom-wrapper-grabbing hands,
676
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,242
I'd feel bad for April about her dad.
677
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,036
I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah.
678
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,930
If his business partner doesn't confess,
679
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,289
does he have to go to jail for him?
680
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,671
She'd have one more thing to
pray about, that's for sure.
681
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,634
Shit. Shit. Shit.
682
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:05,924
Check your phone. Shit!
683
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,388
You don't have to sign who it's from.
684
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,941
Disappointment is beyond what
your father and I feel right now.
685
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,947
We trusted you girls...
-The Volt is so small.
686
00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,154
Oh, you do not interrupt me
when I'm talking to you...!
687
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,526
You do not interrupt your mother.
688
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,336
Took your father's truck
without permission.
689
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,368
You treated it like trash
690
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,872
and what's more, you didn't
even tell us about crashing it.
691
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,790
You were dishonest and
you were irresponsible.
692
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:44,711
That's right.
693
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:51,644
We've decided that you two will
have to pay for the repairs.
694
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,468
That's right, you'll have to get jobs.
695
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,346
And if you can't handle that,
696
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,943
then we will fix the truck
with the money we spend
697
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,559
sending you to Willingham.
698
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,646
Oh, that's good.
699
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,440
See if y'all can handle public school.
700
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,444
Is that what y'all want? Public school?
701
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,526
Where the principal wears blue jeans,
702
00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,111
and the classrooms are just
703
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,656
one long bench and a
chalkboard on wheels.
704
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,949
No, ma'am.
-Maybe.
705
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,042
Young lady, don't you get smart with me.
706
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:20,708
Now, are we understood?
707
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,208
Yes, ma'am.
708
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,041
Well, what are you waiting for? Go.
709
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,128
Go!
710
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,884
I'm just...
-Mm.
711
00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:32,848
If we leave right now,
we can still make our court.
712
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:33,866
Ooh.
713
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:37,096
That's good good good good good good.
714
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,021
That's good.
715
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,271
Go away!
-Hey.
716
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,352
Or come in.
717
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,770
Hey.
718
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,068
Mm-mm.
719
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:51,993
We need work, Bowser.
720
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,993
And I need a big house
with a white picket fence
721
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:56,373
and Tawny Kitaen in the back,
cooking me up some pancakes.
722
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,931
That's what I need.
-We're serious.
723
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,414
Yeah.
-Oh, I can tell.
724
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,035
Well, I gave you a chance
725
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,579
and you didn't catch the skip,
726
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:04,535
so it doesn't sound promising to me.
727
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:05,785
You can use us.
728
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,707
We have a lot of power in the community.
729
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,876
Like, the rich people community.
730
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,336
Yeah, okay, then.
731
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,676
Find me John Stevens.
732
00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:19,820
You know, solicitation of
a prostitute and battery,
733
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,840
that just doesn't sound
like John Stevens.
734
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,499
Are you sure that the charges are right?
735
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:25,859
I would hate to put him away
if he didn't really do it.
736
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:26,938
Hold it right there.
737
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,943
A bounty hunter catches a
guy and collects the bounty.
738
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,146
Whether he did it...
-Or she...
739
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:38,370
Whether he or she did it
is no concern of mine.
740
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:40,583
And if you're real bounty hunters,
741
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,350
it shouldn't be any of yours, either.
742
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:47,083
He knows we're not bounty hunters.
-Maybe he doesn't,
743
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,125
so just chill.
744
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,881
Okay. Yeah, I can do that.
745
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,472
Just soooo chill.
746
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,758
Just super chill.
-Chill.
747
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:55,892
So chill.
748
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,726
I know you're not really bounty hunters.
749
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,806
Aw, shit.
-Aw, shoot.
750
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,021
I mean, "Come again, dog?"
751
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,056
I ran your plates, kid.
752
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,895
You're the teenage daughters
of Anderson and Deborah Wesley
753
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,824
of 495 Albemarle Circle.
754
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,779
Before that you were at
716 Margaret Mitchell.
755
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,910
By the way, your mama has
six unpaid parking tickets.
756
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:23,291
You post on TikTok 4.2 times a week.
757
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,832
Should I go on?
-TikTok is an art.
758
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,416
How do you know all of that?
759
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,041
Because I'm good at my job,
760
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,883
which is why I was going to
let you get away with this
761
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,924
until you deliver me John Stevens.
762
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,719
He's a big payday,
763
00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:38,986
but obviously that's beyond your scope.
764
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,683
But you said yourself
we're good at this stuff.
765
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,425
Did I really say that?
766
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,433
Yes.
-I don't...
767
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,938
Okay, but it just doesn't
make sense for me, girls.
768
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,729
It'd be like I was babysitting.
769
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,776
And who wants to see me with a baby?
770
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,440
Do you understand? Hell, come on.
771
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,315
Feel free to come by
here any time to say hi.
772
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,526
Because y'all crack me up.
773
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,948
Don't arrest John Stevens.
We have inside information.
774
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:06,997
He's innocent.
-Yeah.
775
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,881
Inside information, hm?
776
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,501
All right, let's see.
777
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,376
Take a look at that.
778
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,376
Security footage from
the night of the arrest.
779
00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,006
Oh, my gosh, it's totally him.
780
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,637
This is bonkerballs.
781
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,635
Mr. Stevens did it, that
little lying piece of shit.
782
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,108
He beat up that poor woman.
-We should have known.
783
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,689
He just happened to be at the
bar? Motels don't have bars.
784
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:34,774
Oh, yeah.
785
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:37,401
God, you're so smart.
It's kind of annoying.
786
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,486
Oh.
787
00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:40,618
Okay, we need to find him.
788
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,778
Hey, text Miles and see if
he's at The Men's Parlour.
789
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:43,825
Good idea.
790
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,211
He said he can't tell me.
791
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,295
Tell him you'll go on a date with him.
792
00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:05,096
He's not there.
793
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,265
Please!
794
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:09,063
There's no way he's hiding out at home.
795
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,403
How the hell are we gonna
find out where he went?
796
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,185
I might have an idea.
797
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,032
You might have an idea or
actually have an idea.
798
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,314
No, I have an idea. Let me
have my cool, ominous moment.
799
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,325
Okay, sorry.
800
00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:28,161
It's just not cool.
801
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:32,713
Hey, April, we need to talk to you.
802
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,132
The pressures of Fellowship
too much already?
803
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:36,803
I wish I could help.
804
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,376
Oh, bless your heart.
805
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,930
Uh, no, we met with
your daddy this week,
806
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,250
and he so graciously offered to sponsor
807
00:37:43,270 --> 00:37:44,468
our field trip to the soup kitchen.
808
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,640
What a sweet man.
809
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,891
Yeah, the problem is that
funding is due tomorrow
810
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,144
and we can't seem to find him.
Do you know where he is?
811
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:51,726
You met with him earlier this week?
812
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,521
Yeah, Monday. Lovely office.
813
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,864
Gorgeous interior design.
814
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,149
That's funny, because he took
his helicopter to Hilton Head
815
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,114
for a golf retreat ten days ago.
816
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,904
Ooh.
-Okay... what?
817
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,658
I'll explain later.
818
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,909
Oh. Sorry, did I say this past Monday?
819
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,992
I meant the Monday before that. I'm...
820
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,326
It's been a long day...
-Yeah.
821
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,828
... and yeah, my brain's like
melted into a puddle, and, yeah.
822
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,130
I don't know what you little
tramps think you're up to,
823
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,880
but I know you're lying.
824
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,917
You do not want to mess with me, honey.
825
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,547
Just need the money to continue
to spread Christ's love.
826
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,426
No need to get worked up about it.
-Stay away from my family.
827
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:32,555
Have a blessed night.
828
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,103
Oh, you too, sweetie.
829
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,274
Read the room, Hannah B.
For the love of God, read the room.
830
00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,356
Hey, Sterl?
831
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:43,896
I wonder what Ellen
would say if she knew
832
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:48,198
that while I was home making care
packages for homeless teens,
833
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:54,541
her star Fellowship leader was
spreading her legs for Luke Creswell
834
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,962
in the senior lot.
835
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,042
Gosh.
836
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,798
What would the whole school... say?
837
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:05,717
Hoarder.
838
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,467
It was fun while it lasted, Sterl, huh?
839
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,849
Our little life of badassery?
840
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,874
Just would have been nice if it ended
841
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,107
after we got the money
to pay back Mom and Dad.
842
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,070
Maybe we can get jobs at that
other Yogurtopia on Peachtree.
843
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,111
Might not suck so hard if
we get the same shift.
844
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,855
"Hashtag April helps sick
kids through Christ."
845
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:27,947
What?
846
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,449
That's the hashtag of April's
discipleship weekend.
847
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,834
Where she took that stupid
helicopter to her lake house.
848
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,212
Oh, shit. Yeah.
849
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,922
I bet he is hiding out there.
850
00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:38,239
But how do we find the address?
851
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,462
Well, if April geo-tagged
the photos, then...
852
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,668
Except she blocked me.
853
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,665
And her dad's account is private.
854
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:47,926
Unless...
855
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,057
Ooh.
856
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,230
Take one of me like this.
857
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,312
Sterling take... Sterling.
858
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,114
Ster... Sterling! What are you doing?
859
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:06,362
Fake account, sexy profile pics,
860
00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,775
send a follow request and...
861
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,124
Oh.
862
00:40:11,350 --> 00:40:12,370
And now we wait.
863
00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:13,451
Yeah.
864
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,412
Okay.
865
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:21,035
Top five... hottest guys at Willingham.
866
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,420
Besides Luke and Jennings?
867
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,674
Yeah. Of... Of course...
868
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:26,966
Um...
-Okay.
869
00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,429
The first one's easy, obviously.
870
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,071
Owen Caruthers.
-Yeah. Chase Holten.
871
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,144
What? No!
-Eww.
872
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,385
Owen's, like, spooky hot.
873
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,635
Chase is, like, boring and hot.
874
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:38,435
I like his hair-swoopy thing
875
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,459
and he looks like he'd be
a really good cuddler.
876
00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:44,317
Owen looks like he's going to
die of some old-timey disease.
877
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,110
Yeah, I love that.
878
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:47,573
Hey.
879
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:48,783
Oh, dang, that was fast.
880
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,743
Clearly a boob man.
881
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,117
Okay, we have the address. Let's go!
882
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,290
Wait wait wait wait...
883
00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:55,488
What about Fellowship?
884
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,462
What about April ruining
your Christian reputation?
885
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,249
He beat up a prostitute.
886
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:03,214
Letting John Stevens walk
around free of judgment?
887
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,380
That just wouldn't be
the Christian thing to do.
888
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:08,715
Okay!
889
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,256
Christ for the win!
890
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,313
Badassery reinstated.
891
00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,116
It's coming up.
892
00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:38,696
He's not in the den.
893
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:39,787
Go.
894
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:58,765
Dude...
895
00:41:58,974 --> 00:41:59,974
Look. Look.
896
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:01,886
That must be him.
897
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,193
We're straight-up detectives.
898
00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:05,904
It's so baller.
899
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:06,981
I feel baller.
900
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,235
Adventure kind of makes me horny.
901
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,688
Everything makes you horny.
902
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:11,945
Come on.
903
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,488
Dear Lord!
904
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,202
Sterling?
905
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,121
I want to say, Jessica?
906
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,885
What are you ladies doing here?
907
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,877
You know, you're lucky
I didn't use my gun.
908
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,249
That's okay. We'll use ours.
909
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,379
Prostitute beater!
910
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,677
The hell are you doing?
911
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,472
I'll have you arrested. What the hell?
912
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,643
Actually, Mr. Stevens,
it's kind of the opposite.
913
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,519
We're having you arrested.
914
00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:40,978
We'll have you arrested.
-What?
915
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,728
Remember when you thought
it would be cool
916
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,210
to cheat on your wife with a
prostitute and then beat her up?
917
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:47,364
Turns out, not so cool.
918
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,399
Yeah, not so cool.
-You little cunts.
919
00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:50,943
"Little C-words?"
920
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,610
Mr. Stevens, you crossed
a line. That's nasty.
921
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,986
Guess what else is nasty?
922
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,324
I've peed in your pool.
923
00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,556
A bunch.
924
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,657
How dare you? Get out of my way!
925
00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,081
Oh, nice move, goalie.
926
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:06,674
Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check".
927
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:09,420
By the way, my name is Blair, bitch.
928
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,379
Can you "drink" me?
-Yep.
929
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,684
God, I'm still absolutely starving.
930
00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,644
I've literally never been hungrier.
931
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,773
Oh, y'all gonna be sorry.
932
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,101
Hey, Mr. Stevens?
933
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,061
Could you shut the fuck up?
934
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,942
... and we asked about
the help wanted poster.
935
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:33,988
And he, like, hired us on the spot.
936
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:36,449
Another great thing is
the hours are flexible
937
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,740
and they're open late.
938
00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:40,283
So, instead of going to parties,
you can go to work.
939
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:42,744
That sounds fair.
940
00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,659
So tell me, what's the pay?
941
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,498
Oh.
-Oh. I think it's like, um...
942
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,036
like a hundred...
943
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,246
Fifty?
944
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,956
A hundred fifty dollars an hour?
945
00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,214
Oh, no...
-Dollars? No.
946
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,628
Like, dimes an hour.
-Yeah.
947
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:56,716
Obviously.
948
00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:58,839
That's fifteen bucks an hour.
-Yeah.
949
00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:00,847
Right? Because when in, um...
950
00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:03,389
Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents.
951
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:04,484
Ah.
952
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:05,558
Hey.
953
00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:07,733
Hi!
-All right.
954
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,436
Yeah, all right.
955
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,691
Gotta get this...
956
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:15,944
Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids...
957
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,698
Uh, they're good.
958
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,698
Uh, good job. Yeah.
959
00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:22,414
They're all right.
-Yes, all right.
960
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:26,211
All right. Well,
we will see y'all at home.
961
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,708
Yeah.
-Be safe.
962
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:31,500
Blair, honey, don't you think maybe
you should tie your hair back?
963
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:33,065
You know, being around all this food.
964
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:34,508
Yeah. Yes, Mama.
965
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,877
Okay. Oh, nice to meet you.
966
00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:38,627
Uh... toodle-oo, then.
967
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:39,717
Take care, Miss Cathy.
968
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,209
Love you!
-Bye!
969
00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:42,980
Love y'all.
-Drive safe.
970
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,192
Sterling, who am I?
971
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,818
Well, hey, who am I?
972
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,565
No, her hand's... Her hand's here.
973
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:00,703
Ah, Jesus.
974
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,297
What's happening?
Did y'all pay for that?
975
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,348
You can just take it out
of our fifty percent.
976
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,840
Okay, girls, you need to understand
977
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:09,829
that there's a seniority
in this business,
978
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:12,125
and I've been doing it
much longer than you have,
979
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:15,339
so that has earned me a
certain level of status, see?
980
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,838
So I'll give you 2K
981
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:21,472
and the name of my guy who'll fix
your truck up for you cheap.
982
00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:22,927
Um...
983
00:45:23,670 --> 00:45:26,400
Well, what if we don't accept that?
984
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,179
Oh, this is you playing hardball?
985
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,517
Sure.
-Okay.
986
00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,151
Seeing as how you're underage
987
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:33,308
and can't secure a
license to bounty hunt,
988
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,482
if you want to keep working with me,
989
00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:39,948
I don't think you have any
options but to accept my terms.
990
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,317
So, you want to keep working with us?
991
00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:48,826
I suppose I could, uh,
see your potential
992
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:50,912
to broaden my access around these parts.
993
00:45:53,910 --> 00:45:54,921
Oh, Jesus.
994
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:57,002
Yelp says you don't close until eleven.
995
00:45:58,338 --> 00:46:00,168
So does your voicemail.
-Goddamn it.
996
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,298
Visors on, let's go.
997
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,428
Hey.
998
00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:09,807
Come on.
999
00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:14,806
And put that hair in a bun
or somethin'. Fix it up.
1000
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:16,729
You sound like my mom.
1001
00:46:19,729 --> 00:46:23,729
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