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Merry Christmas, girls.

Sarah, your sister sends her love.

Help me!

Well, come on, then! Open your bloody presents!

They're prawn heads.

Just what you wanted, Rachel.

That's what you wanted, right?

It's OK, Rachel.

We can open my present together.

What? No, that present was for Sarah!

You... No!

Sarah! It's me, your favorite nan.

Merry Chrissy, love.

You're invited to my Christmas cruise.

Come along and bring anyone you want.

Oh, that's so sweet of Mum to invite us,

but we have Christmas lunch on at 1:00, unfortunately.

And if youse don't come,

you can forget about getting

my priceless inheritance rubies when I die.

Sarah, go get that ...inheritance now!

Christmas cruise party!

I'm sending my prawn-drawn carriage to come pick youse up.

Aren't you guys coming?

No. Sorry, love.

Bit too drunk.

- Scull! - Ah, good.

Youse made it to my Christmas cruise.

Now I can die happy.

- Oh, my God! - Is everyone alright?

Yep, she's dead.

Sorry that your nan exploded, Sarah.

- Wanna go dance? - Not right now.

I need some time to process this...

OK. 'Bye.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...!

- You must be Sarah. - Nah, she's over...

Of course, we need to discuss the matter of the inheritance.

Yes.

I am Sarah.

Just sign here and the rubies are yours.

Ahh!

My rubies!

Rachel?

No!

Now, Sarah,

if you're ever lost at sea

and you need to save a friend who's drowning,

just play this and help will come your way.

Nan, I'm trying to sleep.

Don't you ever talk back to me.

My friend Rachel is drowning!

Please save her!

Where are we?

I guess we're at the Beach.

- Who are you? - Why have you come to the Beach?

We just got shipwrecked

and the dolphin prawns dropped us off.

Yeah, dolphin prawns.

We are the Beach people.

Nice to meet you.

Wanna come jam at our cool cave? It's cool!

Oh, sure thing, Henry.

How'd you know that thing's name?

I don't know.

Thank you. Thank you, everybody.

That's it, that's my song. Thank you.

I just wanted to say great set, man.

Cheers, dude. Really appreciate it.

We should probably be getting home for Christmas lunch soon.

Yeah, I really need to find your nan's rubies.

- What? - What? Nothing!

OK, and that was Blip

with 'I Love My Mum'.

And now please welcome to the stage

Flying Lotus.

Hey, hey. What up, y'all?

I don't know how I got on this beach

or where the... I am really, but I'm about to play

some new tracks I've been working on for y'all.

Whoo! Yeah!

Oi! Keep it down in here!

I have to wake up at 6am for work tomorrow!

Sorry, Crocodile 2.

Love you.

Wait. Are you the crocodile I saw on the cruise?

No, I'm Crocodile 2, obviously.

You're thinking about Crocodile 1,

also known as just Crocodile.

He lives down in Crocodile Town.

Where's Crocodile Town?

Crocodile Town,

Crocodile Town...

So Crocodile Town is where my kind, the crocodiles, live.

Because of a lot of drama and disputes

that I don't wanna get into right now,

he lives there and I live here.

I have to go and meet him.

I feel like we had a missed connection.

Look, personally, I wouldn't be going to Crocodile Town,

but you guys seem kind of rad.

Uh, Rachel?

Before you go, I just wanted you to have

this ancient Beach Sword of Wisdom.

I crafted it just for you.

Henry, I don't know much about you

or the crazy life you've had,

but, goddammit, I love you.

Um, I don't think I wanna go down there.

Yeah, actually, let's not do that.

Too late.

Are you OK?

Uh, yeah, I think.

Man, y'all know I couldn't miss out on this adventure.

That sucked.

Welcome to the Crocodile!

I am the Frog Guardian.

Why have you come here? Blim!

I need to speak with the Crocodile.

I think he might be the one.

And I'm here to steal her nan's rubies.

- What? - What? Nothing! What? Nothing!

Ah! If it is love you seek, you must enter where he speaks.

And if you travel smart,

you might just find the heart.

"Enter where he speaks."

OK, I guess we just go inside his mouth?

- Yeah, I guess. - Are you coming?

Thom Yorke, that's my boy, you know what I mean?

Ah, nah, nah. You guys good. You go without me.

OK. Well, I've also got some Crocodile merch.

Got some hats and mugs if you wanna buy...

OK, we should probably go this way towards the heart, then.

OK, well, you go that way.

I'm gonna go this way, towards the stomach

'cause the Crocodile ate your nan's rubies

and that's the only reason I'm here, to steal your nan's rubies

that should've gone to you, but I'm gonna steal them.

- What? - What? Nothing! What? Nothing!

What? Nothing! What? Nothing! What? Nothing! What? Nothing!

What? Nothing! What? Nothing! What? Nothing! What? Nothing!

What? Nothing! What? Nothing...!

- OK, 'bye. - OK, see ya.

What? Nothing! What? Nothing! What? Nothing! What? Nothing!

Where the... are those rubies?

I just wanted to say that you looked really cute

when I saw you from the cruise before.

Sarah, you must know

I destroyed the cruise ship to bring you here.

Our hearts were meant to be together.

Now come forth to me

and we will be one.

No!

Oh, whatever.

You have destroyed our home. Our ancient home!

For this, you must die!

Yeah, y'all... up big time.

Oh, it's Christmas lunch time.

Oh, rightio.

Well... have fun, then.

Wait. You know what?

I think I have an idea.

Oh, yes. Nan kept prawn heads in that ruby bag, Rachel.

I forgot to tell you.

I know it's gonna be weird to say, but I love y'all, man.

I hope we die together.

Y'all my brothers.

Hey, uh, everyone.

I just wanna say thank you.

Thank you for inviting my friends

and myself to this epic Christmas dinner.

I was feeling kinda shitty lately

and this genuinely lifted my spirits.

We are humbled by this.

And maybe Beach-creature kind, crocodile kind

and humankind can get along after all...

What the hell was that?

Anyone see that thing talking?

Bloody hell! Jesus Christ!

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