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That's a nice house, isn't it, Bill?

- What?! - Oi, you!

This weekend, come down to Goondawindi

for the famous annual Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster.

There's gonna be live music, cars, beer.

You could even meet TV's Trent,

host of Channel 10's 'Outback Trent'.

He's here, he's hot.

- ... hell, what else do you want?!

Come find me, Sarah.

Hey! The TV's on.

We'll also be holding the Goondawindi Raffle

where you can win the coveted Goondawindi meat tray

packed by Farmer Ethel herself.

I packed it meself.

It's got your sausages,

your rissoles, bloody everything.

It's a meat tray. What do you expect?...!

Get your tickets now,...

- I want that meat tray. - Let's go.

If you girls are going to Goondawindi,

you should borrow my TomTom GPS.

Works perfectly fine. Just bought it off eBay too.

Nah, it's OK. We can just use our phones.

Oh, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, then.

Nope, I won't suggest anything else anymore.

I won't suggest anything else. You girls... you girls have fun.

You girls have fun. Just leave.

Leave. I was just trying to help...

Wait, let me book a ride.

I'm just trying to make your life better...

Looks like the plan worked, boss.

Yes.

Next stop, Goondawindi.

�... Rooobah!

�... Rooobah!

�... Rooobah!

Who gives a...?

Hey.

Oi! Stop fantasizing down there.

It's distracting me.

Ohhh! Ahh!

Oh, my God. I think its neck is broken.

- What do we do? - Kill it.

Nah, let me try.

Oh, my God, this is awful! Just kill it!

Ahh! Ohh! Oh, yeah, that should do it.

Are we gonna die out here, Rachel?

Yeah.

You girls need a ride?

So what's a few cute girls like you doing out in the country?

Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. Getting a meat tray.

Oh, yeah, I can take you there.

We might just have to take a little detour.

...it's hot in here.

Sweating like a... dog. Chuck the air con on.

Yeah, alright.

Got dust all in my throat from walking outside.

Ugh!

Yeah, that air con's doing nothing, eh?

My... 's like a... Cheese factory down here.

Yeah, that's definitely been up there for a while.

Uh, OK. Yeah, we're here.

Yeah, don't worry about the short cut.

- Greetings! - Shh. Let me do it.

Greetings. Welcome to the Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster!

I'm Mayor Bunga. Please present your tickets.

Wait. I didn't know there were tickets.

Oh, my God. You didn't buy a ticket?

- No. - Ugh!

It literally said in the commercial to buy tickets.

You're so dumb, Sarah!

...hell, Sarah. You always do this.

- Jesus Christ, Sarah. - You are so stupid, Sarah!

- You are stupid! - OK, I guess I'll see you later.

It's OK. It's OK.

Just a shaman. Just a harmless bush wombat shaman.

Oh. OK. Hi.

What's got you down, love?

I don't have tickets

to get into the Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster.

I came all this way to see Trent from Channel 10.

Well, well. Looks like it might be your lucky day.

I can take you to a secret back entrance

where you don't need tickets to get in.

- Really? - Yep.

But I warn ya, it's an epic and treacherous journey.

We will leave at dawn.

Um... can we just go now?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Nah, we can go now.

...yeah!

Too bad Sarah's missing out on this!

Should we act now, milord?

No. After the band has stopped playing.

This is a sick track.

� Wombat Shaman and Sarah's quest

� Many trials came and went

� For Wombat Shaman yearns for adventure

� And Sarah just yearns

� For her Trent.

Here it is.

The tree of Lilliak.

What a sight for weary eyes this is.

I pissed on this tree once.

Think it was, um... last February or March or something.

It was definitely early last year, though.

Does this have anything to do with

getting to the back entrance?

I mean, nah, not really.

I just thought it was kind of interesting, that's all.

OK, yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry.

Wait a second.

Is that bloody Thomas?

Oi, Thomas!

...Walter!

What's happening, mate? Bring it in, mate. Bring it in.

- Yeah, great to see ya. - Good to see ya!

Really good to see ya. Been a while, hasn't it?

- Been ages. - Been a long while, yeah.

- How's Trisha going? - Oh, uh, look, she actually...

She passed away about... about a year and a half ago now.

My God. I'm... I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yeah, look, I didn't really tell many people.

But, yeah, look, I'm alright. I'm doing alright.

I don't know what to say. That's just awful.

Yeah, look, like I said, I'm sorry I didn't tell you,

but I didn't really tell many people.

It's absolutely fine. You gotta do what you gotta do.

If you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm always here.

Look, thank you. I appreciate it.

Yeah, but how are you? How are you going? How's Jenny?

Uh, yeah, Jenny's good. We're good.

We just bought a place in bloody Emerald, actually.

Oh! Oh, that's great.

- Really nice house, actually. - Oh, yeah...

Um... I really need to get to that thing.

OK, sorry, sorry. Let's go. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Let's go.

Nuh! Nuh! I'm...

I'm not even that drunk!

Oi! Oi, listen! Listen!

Rachel! Rachel!

- Love youse all! - Rachel! Rachel!

Alright, stop the music!

Stop the music!

Time for the meat raffle.

OK, so you all know the rules.

If you came here on a Rooobah,

you have a friend named Sarah

and your name is Rachel,

the meat tray is yours!

Oh, damn.

Wait. Wait, wait. No, that's me!

Oh, my God, that's me! I won! I won!

...yeah, meat tray!

All hail Rachel,

the hottest and funniest girl ever!

Now!

Huh? What the...?

You idiot, Rachel!

This was all just a big set-up!

- What? - We know who you are, Rachel.

We've been looking for you for a long time.

Open the big hole!

- It has been... - What are you doing?

It has been foretold that the big hole of Goondawindi

must feast on the filthiest being ever

and in doing so, it will take us to the promised land -

an even muddier and sicker land than this.

- What the... is going on?! - We tricked you, Rachel.

You idiot! God, you're dumb!

You're a dummy, Rachel!

You're dumb, Rachel.

� You're so... dumb

� What is wrong with you, Rachel?

� God, I can't believe how dumb you are! �

Take her to the big hole!

We have arrived.

This is the front entrance.

Yeah, sorry. I didn't know what I was doing.

- What's that smoke? - That's special smoke.

Means someone's won the meat tray

and they're gonna be sacrificed to the big hole.

Oh, my God! That could be Rachel!

We need to get in there!

OK. Well, I've got two tickets. We can use those to get in.

Oh, what? You had tickets the whole time?

OK, whatever. Let's just go.

Ugh. Sigh.

- According... - Shut up! Just let me do it!

According to the prophecy,

once the big hole feeds on this offering,

it will open the gateway to the Golden Mud Lands

where there will be even more mud to do sick doughies in

and smoke ciggies and all that kinda shit.

Throw her in the hole! Throw her in the hole!

Throw her in the hole!

Oh, my God! Rachel!

Oh...

Trent?

Yes. It is me, Trent.

You... kinda look different than you do on TV.

No! Rachel!

Huh. Guess it didn't work.

Might have got the wrong Rachel.

Oh, well. Let's go.

What? What the bloody hell is going on here?

Wait a second.

The prophecy was wrong all along!

That's not the big hole.

She's the big hole!

I am G'eLLLX'thArX.

I have hosted this mortal's body to speak to you from my realm.

You constantly wish for a muddier promised land,

but what you have failed to realize is

you are already living in the muddiest promised land there is!

You have all followed a false prophecy

that I set up to test you.

You're all so... dumb!

Yeah, I have no idea what the ...is happening anymore, hey?

- What happened? - Dunno.

Look, I'm just gonna say it.

That was a fun adventure.

We had some laughs. We had a bit of a cry.

Sarah got to meet Trent.

Rachel did all that stuff that just happened.

Yeah, it was good!

Sorry. I'm not gonna go on about it. I just...

Yeah. No, whatever. I'll just shut up. Don't worry about it.

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