Original subtitles

Substitle By: REMY, FITS THE MOVIES AS CLOSE AS I CAN IMAGINE IT WOULD BE.

Film Title: TWO GUYS

What bred's this?

This's a purebred dog, it can sell 1 million Han coin

What, that shiet's value at 1 million?

This's an alley dog, guaranteed I'll go bankrupt!

This is one of a kind bitch, able to sell 1,500,000

IT SMELL...!

You punks are something!

Beating up peoples isn't satisfying?

Now with animals? poor puppy

What is this?

Before I buy it, sell it to SAVON

Are you on crack motherfucker?

huh?

Each time I call you to collect debt, you come back empty handed

Each time you beat them up, they're half dead in the hospital

Punks like you never change

That's money from the injured party, agreement from the police that you peacefully accept

You ASS!

Bastard! I can never have peace for just one day

How can this world be peaceful with asshole like you...

Stop your whineing little biaaaatch!

Help me catch this crack-head

Then I'll give you the money immediately

This crack-head borrow my money and never pay

Catch him, you get 35% immediately

35%?

Oh, damb! can I have your baby?

YES!

Mr. REMY?

Mr. REMY are you there?

I am from Devry Collection Agency

I know you're inside, Please come out open the door

time to pay up sucker, you got nowhere to go, we'll get you

Come out, time to make payement

Open up sucker

Let avoid this problem, stop the continuously cycle of debt

Don't use the credit card it you can't afford to pay

Get a JOBB, you broke ass

Society is ruin because of sucker like you

I'll hunt you down sucker

Remy open the door

Remy?

Oh shiet, oh shiet, god damb, so sorry

I forgot to turn it off

I install this to guard against Bill Collector

I guess it turn it self on

Sorry I gotta run, can't help you

Isn't your method to aggressive?

Every day and every night, I can't used the house phone because of you

And now in front of my house, knocking on my door

I'll pay you when I'm ready, ok?

Debt, debt, that's all I hear

What about me, am I not human?

I can't get any sleep because of your constant phone call at night

I am just a poor broke down pimp, I don't have money

Do you understand? go find a girl

Go the a hospital, get some surgery

Oh, take care come again

Hey, REMY

That white Fake-CERDES, park it in the underground garage

Don't fuck it up!

Hey ASSWHIPE?

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

You must be talking to me, you wanna die sucker!

What? Do you know me?

Did you just get out the mental hospital or something?

Ahh sorry sir...

What?! Do I wanna die?

I was joking, I thought you were someone I know...

I gotta get back to work, my boss is waiting for me

Wait... wait... listen to me

Argghhhh

It was a mistake, I was wrong, I'm not right

It was a bad mistake...

But I gotta ask you, why are you hitting me like pigs getting slaughter?

Did you borrow money from Devry organization?

From Mr. Devry himself personally

I... I... I don't remember borrowing...

You sign the document and you never ever once paid a single dime

Honestly I don't remember

Do you plan living completely cheating the Devry system?

Who is this "Guy" you're talking about?

Do you feel good decieving people?

Say something...

Yeah?

You got the wrong guy...

I hate bastard who lies and cheat others

Hey Tony Bolony, close the shop, business hours is over

Where is this place?

Mr. Bolony, please save me, help me...

i'm going to teach you a lesson, pay attention

You borrow money, you gotta pay it back

Ahh, that's hot...

Crack-head like you make me sick, when are you gonna learn not to mess with peoples money

You wanna go to jail, get rape...

You feel lucky?

Suck it, suck it!

Open your mouth

What? I'm not hungry...

No, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry...

Hey run to that entrance

Are you deaf, I said go...

Hougll...

What did you give me? What was that thing?

Ahh, the line is very clear

You swallowed down a GPS tracking device

Detect every movement

What do you think? run I'll hunt you, smash your face in

Go, why don't you try me sucker!

I'll find you sucker

Do you think you can hide?

They called "ACE" at the D.P.G.

peoples know me as "FACE"

Just called the "SCARFACE"

I go insane if someone tick me off, I can chew through bones

Take a good look at my teeth

What do you think? Good?

Go drink, come on drink up

I said drink up

You can't have an empty stomach going into the surgery table

Surgery? What surgery?

Oh, I forgot to mention huh?

I've already prepare you for the hospital, The surgery appointment is set

Got some peoples that'll buy your kidney, They're gonna cut you open

What? What do you mean?

What do I mean? That'll take your kidney

What? Kidney?

What you didn't know

It was in the contract you sign

A kidney value at 3,000, high price

What! That contract was 300 pages!

And I borrow only 1,500, why 3,000?

Boy! you have no clue do you?

Let me tell you a thing about interest

Do you know interest multiply every month or so

I'm a little unclear but according to computation method

After a year, the interest would jump to about the same as the balance

Argh, this is rape, those bastard

I borrow 1,500 and now turn into 3,000?

Beaten up, completely half-dead

And now they want my kidney?

They're the one that's cheating me

Come on, let take a walk

Go to the hospital, let them take it

Please give me some more time

Why?

I'll pay them back

Listen, it's simple

We'll go, you'll lay down

You won't feel a thing

No, not that, I mean some other way then my kidney

This isn't a game kiddo

I wish I could help you but you keep lagging on the payment

And you have a record of escaping

It's almost time, go get ready...

wear some clean underwear...

How can you get 3,000 within 14 hours?

Just sell your kidney, and everything's settle

It's very simple

Come on let me walk you home

Oh sucker... do not test my patience

You think you can run away and hide?

have you forgotten what's in your stomach?

GPS

You know my temperament? Don't make me chase you

my... my boo calling

Hey Remy

Uhh

You where driving that white Fake-CERDES, where is the key?

Key? hold on...

Oh, shoot, I got it on me

Remy are you crazy? I told you to park the car, not to play with your self!

Alright, stop bitching

Great! I'll give you some time to pay it all

Hey, Tony Bolony open the door

Damb! this is a lovely car

animal interior huh?

What's that, Camel hair?

I don't understand you kids, and your new style

leave work, pick up the hezzy

Driving the customers car

Got all the girls going crazy

Everyone think you're pimping

even this luxurious car they think is yours

I just don't understand your hip-hop, and these kids

Why the hell would they rank up their credit card?

Don't they know they gotta pay it back

Do they think money come from tree...

You know?

You think I'm not going to repay my debt?

I'm trying to make money

Look like you spend it on clothes

Hey now, can I not live a good life?

I'm just treating myself good

What about peoples that can't borrow money?

Hey I don't know those peoples

I thought you're ok, I was wrong

I can't talk to a moron like you

This is some strong glue

My face's starting to burn

Ah... ah... Shiet

You are completely, 100% crazy

The interest computation must be wrong

Including the knife wound, all fake

But this knife isn't fake

You want me to prove it to you

What wrong guys?

Go Robing: "NO PROBLEM"

Don't worry, silly

Mr. White Man...

Thanks

What the hell?

Ah, is something wrong?

Ah, how this throw-up get here?

Oh my God

It's not my car... it's not my got... car

You frigin son of a duck

What? what's he shouting about?

Man I got the wrong car

This isn't the first time it happened

Guess he has the same exact car as this one

Just my luck, everything has to happened today

Why today?

This is all your fault, you're a curse

I don't believe this, shiet on my God damb car...

Just a car, go back and find it

What did you say?

You think I don't understand what you're saying?

There's a brieftcase in the car jackass

if you don't find it, both of you will die

The brietfcase contain classified document!

Okay

I'm sorry sir

The... the vehicle isn't there yet

It may not be in the lot

You better find it, or that ass is mine

Yeah

Wait a minute

How do I know for sure?

If both of you go, then how do I know you'll come back?

One of you gotta stay and one go

I don't trust you

It doesn't matter if you do or don't, but I can't leave this guy

I can't leave him alone...

No no... two person isn't possible

one of you has to stay, understand?

No don't understand

I have to stay with him till the deal's over

As of right now he's mine

After tommorow you can have him, do what you like to him

This sucker gotta pay the debt... debt... debt... debt

That's good, then will go

Both of you will stay

Tell them to call us and see if it's there

That is not possible

We don't have that type of management

And I gotta take this car back to the lot

That's not my business

If they find out about this, well

They could fire me

I'm begging you

Please, please

I don't give a rat ass

So do we understand each other?

Huh ASSWHIPE...

ASSWHIPE? where you learn your Korean?

That white boy got a foul mouth

Look SCARFACE, you can track me down with your GPS

I can't escape you, please please

I'll go the vehicle open it

Get the stuff, everything great

But this doesn't sound good?

You got my number right?

Call every 5 minutes, Otherwise I'll GPS you

You know GPS?

Alright dude

Don't worry, I'll come back immediately

Hey tough guy

you cold, let go inside, keep warm ok

Lets go

Who do you think you're talking to?

When have I ever let you down? When?

Look...

That's the past ok...

It could be bigger than your thigh

No I won't let this go, I promise

Yeah, of course, of course

I'm glad, yes Tuesday

Hey? Handsome want some banana?

My hand is dirty, I need to go and wash it

Oh keep them clean my... butt-puck

This is the bathroom?

Waaa, gay-rich bastard

Is this how the wealthy live

Who did he sleep with to get here?

Ouuuuuuu

Shiet!

Guess he used this often to clean his beat up bum-bum

Oh the temperature is just right

Ewww? Can't imagine me like that

Even the soap smell good

Oh, what happened to the light?

Where did the soap go?

Do-do, what the hell is this?

Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my house!

I don't know you

There's some mistake you got the wrong house

Where is the brieftcase?

Case?

That man's gay

Why don't you answer your phone?

Are you having fun up there

You should watch your back and don't drop the soap SCARFACE

I got the brieftcase and I'm placing it down here

Let your boyfriend know it's here alright

Guess my luck is turning

Anyway, I'm Audii sucker

Before I go, let me ask you something

Do you the world smelliest pile of dump is?

That's you, you bastard, you're such a bad luck

I haven't had a good meal

Because of you, persuing me and a measly debt i owe

I'll never pay, find a new career in your next life

Do you understand? Say goodbye you bastard

SCARFACE is getting it up the ass tonight

Where the hell is he?

Oh it's SCARFACE

Guess he got my message, are you mad?

I don't care, because I'm not paying a single dime, hang up

Hey SCARFACE listen

I'm Audii sucker

Do you the world smelliest pile of dump is?

You bastard, you're such a bad luck

I haven't had a good meal

I'll never pay, find a new career in your next life

Shiet-FACE... Shiet-FACE...

Haha hey there sexy guy

And you're intelligent to?

It must kill to be you, huh?

Are you talking to me sucker?

I'll cut you up boy!

You're not worth my time, all talk and no action

"What kind of action do you like white boy?"

"Doggy-style!"

Ah... GPS

My motorcycle?

Hey, bellboy...

Has REMY shown up to drop off the car?

He traded the vehicle a moment ago

Any he hasn't shown up yet?

What he's suppose to drop by again

What? Did he cause some trouble?

Ah damb why are there so many people looking for him today?

Just a minute ago someone came asking for him

What was...

Have you seen a silver motorcycle in the parking garage?

I saw it a moment ago

You did?Where is it?

I don't know was it yours...

REMY said it was his...

So, we clip the chain off

That's one bitch-magnet

Oh that dick-head!

Ahh it doesn't want to come out peacefully

Wait til I get my hand on you...

Ah shiet!

I'm getting really exausted

He's an animal, make me swollow it

That bastard

If I keep this up I'll bleed

Ouwwwwww

Why nothing come out but these deadly gases

Ohh that's it, oh

Oh time to take the car back to the lot

This isn't good

Hey who the hell? Do you know me?

Who are you?

Ahh no, I just shietit in here...

Hey where's the brieftcase?

Brie... Brie who?

The brieftcase in the car asshole

Oh that...

I placed it in front of the apartment

Aaaaauhh...

Actually I gave it back to him

To who?

Everyone around here called him SCARFACE

I was with him a moment ago, but I told him to go home

You were with the mad dog killer, SCARFACE?

Yes, I was with him a moment ago

At the time I traded the car

Me, him and the gay-rich white foriegn man

he talk like this, with his mouth open showing his dog teeth

Bragging how he goes crazy...

and attack peoples like he's an animal...

Where is mad dog killer now?

I don't really know

After I gave him the brieftcase he shook the spot

Idiot!

Ah! I really don't know where he is

I really don't know... don't know...

Oh wait a minute...

There a place he took me to...

Hey why don't you trace that sucker with your GPS system?

What?! You believe that shiet work? Your an idiot like him!

You gotta be kidding me!

Hello

Big brother...

Where are you?

Big brother...

What? Big brother?

When did I become your Big brother? You dick-head!

I would kill myself if I was your Big brother

Where are you right now?

Where is my motorcycle you little sperm!

Oh... that

That... I sold it to some high school kids for candy

Fuuuucccckkkkkk!

Oh sometime he get a little agitated...

That's him, that's his personality

I just have to talk to him, knock some sense into him

Don't worry kid

We'll take care of everything

Where are you at?

Big brother, the brieftcase...?

Where are you at?

The brieftcase...

Yeah I got the breiftcase

What do you want to do?

Tell me what street would you like to be kill at?

How about death in a nice hotel room with a romantic view

Do you want to die mother-fucker?

What? Hotel romance? Who die?

Yeah, two people are dead

I was almost kill because of that damb brieftcase

Someone is after something, whatever's inside there

Do you know who could of kill them?

What is so important

Where are you at?

What? Oh I'm at my crib on 21 and MLK

Big brother why don't you used your GPS

Can you trace my location?

Does it really work?

Of course it does

Didn't you see it with your own eyes, nevermind that

Dumb boy! where are you at?

GPS require time, it's much faster if you tell me

Ok take a taxi... tell the driver to keep driving

Once you hit the heart of the ghetto, then let him know

He can't turn back now...

You'll pass by a store called V.I.P. and a supermarket store called ING

You'll see it, the alley with stairs

Don't forget to buckle your seat while riding

You got GPS?

What?

I said do you have a satellite tracing device?

Oh that...

I really don't want to...

Where are you from kid?

What department do you work for?

What?

Are you from Japan? Speak...

I am from South Korean sir...

Let me have it

What? have what?

The GPS

Don't like me knocking at night?

You think I'm scared of you kid?

REMY see Devry Collection true color

I'm here?

Im here dick-head!

I'm in here, come in

decided where to die?

Why is it so dark in here? Turn on the light sucker

Ohh that's cold, cold ahh

What the fuck are you doing?

What?

Sold my bike to kids for candy?

Do those kid know how to ride a motorcycle?

Did you try it

You won't be needing this leg huh

Break... break it...

Who the...?

Scums like you are one ulgy rotten

Intimadating others with your face

What?

Is this some sort of joke?

Where is Kidney boy?

Big brother

You ASSWHIPE!

Oh you invited these wangsta for me?

Next time it's your head, got it?

Good that you brought me the brieftcase

Move it Aaa-hole!

Yes sir...

I'll place it here

I said bring it here

Like this? Here?

Why you dick-face!

Go easy on him, you can stop hitting him...

I said stop this hitting...

My porno DVD...

That was the whole collection

Break it... break it, all of it...

Hey Gorrilla ass-face!

Didn't I ask you to stop hitting him?

Just take the brieftcase

Lets go

Not this sucker again...

What's your business here?

Devry Collection Agency

What? What Agency?

Why's a Modeling Agency here?

Not Modeling Agency

Devry Collection Agency

I'm not interested in joining Why are you here at this time?

I'm Devry Collection Agency

This nerd

I hate pusher like you, if i see

at my house, you know what!

Understand? Agency

Why is this bastard here?

Is he here for your kidney?

Don't you see

He need to sell his kidney

He's here to collect money

Look at his face

He thinks money grows on tree

jezzzz...

This bastard has brought me nothing but bad luck

Hey bastard

So I max out the card, why should I sell my kidney?

Get real

I was going to pay it off

I'm tired of your old fashion bitching

You don't have to make me look like an ass

Ever since you show up, I'm curse! Piece of shiet, trash!

What was that? pieces of shiet? trash?

You dumb prick!

Euurrrr...

Have you gone mad?

I'll buried you alive

I'll buried you alive, let me go, let me go

I'm going to kill him

Come on then old man

I'll buried you alive with your eye open, let me go, let me go

Old man? You think I can't kill you?

You bastard

Damb this boy wild

Hey hey, stop moving

Hey, stops...

What the...?

Not Modeling, Collection!

Learn to listen!

Get up nerd, I'm gonna punch your face in

Owwww

He wanna die huh?

Oahhh...

Die, today is your birthday

Ah shiet! you're heavy!

Get off me, let me go

What did you say little bitch?

You're gonna get it, up your ass...

You ulgy scumbag

Have some respect for the common man

Take this... You bastard.. take it!

Ha... my ear, my ear

You like to suck?

Come one, try me?!

Kill them all, I'm not paying a single dime

Mr... Mr. Bastard!

Big brother

Oh, Big brother, are you ok? Big brother

Kidney Boy... You gonna die

Big brother wake up, this faggot gonna rape me

Rape!

Shut-up!

Take care of me

Oh Big brother, thank you so much

Oh Big brother I thought i was gone

Yeah Big brother you're ok

Big brother, what are...?

Big brother

Big brother

Big brother can you untie me first?

Big brother

Shiet, Big brother... it's ok, I'll untie it myself

Big brother, you don't have to... I can do it myself

Big brother, who? Why am I your Big Brother?

No I don't want to, I don't want to...

Oh it's ok... Big brother no...

I don't... Big brother... Ahhhhh...

I never agree that I was your Big brother

Big brother, listen to what I'm saying

You wanna die? No Big brother, this is not good, Big brother... I don't want to

I don't wan't to, I can't die, this isn't good, help me

How dare you sell my motorcycle

You set me up, you want me dead?

They force me to do it

They force you to say I'm your brother?

You made all of this up and hope that I would let you go?

Didn't we help each other out?

I felt a deep bond with you

Are you seriously daydreaming?

You think I would help you?

You freaking slumbag

I just want this day to be over

Good

Why don't you just kill me, and your job is done

Why not my hand are tied up...

Take your chance and do what you like to me

You think I'm some idiot, talking shiet about me...

Once I'm dead, my stomach will be open and it'll be easy for you to take my kidney

I don't need you pity to help me in this mess...

If I know you were like this, I would ask them to kill me already

Tell him to cut me open with his big bladed knife...

Are you done whiening?

Lets Audii

What? get me Audii out of this

Big brother, don't walk away like that, How am I gonna move?

Get me Audii out of this, Big brother

Every one is after that brieftcase

Big brother, aren't you curious?

Probably the anesthetic

Or it could be De Beer diamond

Raindeer...? Diamond?

They all had gun, one of them sound very organized and discipline

Maybe the anesthetic organization Or the diamond smugler

Ahh is that why one of them...?

One of the bonehead ask me where did I come from?

Also asked which department do I belong to

Did he ask you which Japenese organization you belong to?

Ah he did ask me that

And that bonehead, I didn't understand a single word

But it doesn't sound like Japanese

Probably is Chinese

At the white boy pad, I head the same language similar to that

It wasn't Japanese

It's clearly Chinese

They're clearly China's Triad Group

The Japanese can't fight

So it must be the China's Triad Group

Oh shiet...

Then all of this...

Involved with the international anesthetic organization's?

Oh shiet, my credit is dead...

That's right mother-fucker, you are dead

They know your work place, and your family

You are completely exposed

They are the worse kind of animal

Those organization are the cruelest mother-fucker

They generally are the quietest

But when they're fed up, they are worst than I could imagine

They are gonna burie you alive

Kind Sir no... Sir...

I also heard story about someone chop up with a saw

Then...

They lock you up in a cage like an animal at the zoo

After that they let a group of Pitbull out

Those Pitbull even have rabbies

Just thinking about it absolutely terrified me

These Pitbull, they are just so sad

Big brother

What?

I also let them know your name

Ahh... Big brother, at ease

I only said it was SCARFACE

Boss, this isn't right, don't do this to me

He keep asking me, so I told him

I did

The whole name

I did

Stop you sheit... stop!

Big brother, There wasn't any other alternative, I didn't mean to

Damb gay bastard, but rich

Oh!

Oh what the hell is inside it?

How're we gonna open it?

Is it anesthetic?

Looks like a new type of anesthetic

A recent product of anesthetic was loaded into a capsule for transport

In order to transport safely, it needed to used a special brieftcase

This is a highly specialize method

How are we gonna open this?

Not "how"?

There's one person who can open it

Hey baby? haven't seen you in a long time

This brieftcase used some new type of alloy metal

Ah dur, we know

That's why we call you

Just tell me, can you open it?

Damb mami you're hot...

I would love to be your friend

oh this dog is in heat

I heard you can open anything

Can you open my combination lock heart?

Hey Big brother, get this hot-dog out of my face

Hey get out of my face, go take a cold shower cold-dog

I should'da known! Can I prepare you some coffee honey?

Coffee will make you see...

Sexy-coffee

Tell me can you open it?

That's not a problem, there's a different type of problem

What problem?

Oh my bodie's in pain

I need some deep southing massage to get my energy

Also I just paid the house rent with the credit card

Now they're asking for the money...

I'm trying to make money

if only MAD DOG KILLER can help...

What? are you on crack?

You dare talk like that in front of me?

You're on my list of next week schedule

I was coming for you

And if you got no money, just like that sperm-head off goes your kidney

I didn't want to say it

But if you can get this brieftcase open

my eyes didn't see a thing, I didn't see you

Hey shiet-face did we see her?

What the hell are you talking about?

Today, it was destiny that arrange me to met her

I'm gonna ask her to be my lady

Honey do you like American Cafe?

We can breath better over some coffee

Oh welcome sir...

Now that I'm here, I can serve at your leisure

Loyalty

I need you to help me find REMY

Does everything rest upon my shoulder

I gotta find them

We gotta find the whereabout of the brieftcase

Otherwise, our country

Is finish

What is that?

This is not anesthetic

Anesthetic?

What idiot told you it was anesthetic?

Do you know anyone these day transporting anesthetic?

are you stone?

Well someone clever said it was...

Well how does this work?

I don't understand or try pretending...

Look most importantly

This is a complete trash and can't trade it with money

I thought my life was gonna change but this turn out to be do-do

Bullshiet, what the hell is this?

What on earth...?

Piece of shiet

Big brother, this shie's all yours

You're the one who cause this, take it

Big brother you take it

You better take it

Oh good, let go the the hospital and get that kidney

Ah, come on now

I'm tired about me getting my stomach cut

Good, let go

You want me to call and set an appointment?

Want me to tell them to get everything prepare

Phone...?

Hey Danny, I'm off work today

What's the deal with you calling me at this time?

Are you the one who took the brieftcase?

Who are you?

What... who? I'm the owner of the brieftcase

I thought some thief stole it

Are you the one who stole it?

NO, not me

There's a little misunderstanding

How many do you want?

That... little brieftcase

He asked how much we want?

You why?

You talk to long on it, don't you know he can trace us?

Don't you watch those movies?

We got only a few second to instantaneously hang up

If they want it, they will call again

Let used a payphone, find a payphone

You said you didn't need it?

Big brother, didn't you said that?

Give me

Give me!

Very good, did you decided?

First of all, gotta know

How did you call me from DANNY cellphone?

I gave him some money, and he gave me his cellphone

He's gonna die, DANNY you bastard!

Lets get to the point

How many do you want?

One big finger

One Big Finger

Big Finger?

How many is that?

You should know what I mean

This is a mess

How can I take a small finger? Bitch!

Big Finger equal 1,000,000,000?

Alright, it's certian...

1,000,000,000 Big Finger it is

I thought you were going to shout 1,000,000,000

But...

By no means you are a true business man

You sure drive a hard bargain

Great doing business with you

Hello... Hello...

GOOD

Very good, that's 1 billion

Good?

Then where are we going to do the transaction?

Are you there?

Come on now, time is money!

Tomorrow daytime 12 o'clock

Qian Daidao world ancestor culture clubhouse In front of fountain

Hey, 12 o'clock is to compact?

We also need time to prepare

Hello... hello...

10?10?

10?10?

1 billion

1 billion

1 billion walk with me

They used a payphone, Therefore we cannot trace the position

Since three years of painstaking care

Now everything is ruined

How are we gonna report this?

A report that you...

what do we report?

That this minor matter, you can't complete?

Everything is ok if the machine isn't open

They don't know how

But it's a little difficult to see

Hey are you the eldest brother in your family?

That's not important...

This place is very southing, remind me of the four seasons

Also the bathroom, you can even take a bath there as well

I didn't know South Korea have places like this

Ah man I'm getting bored

If it's my way, I wouldn't spend money in here

With the money it's better to get a house

Boy, in here is better than anything

We can have invite peoples over and have a ball

In a house, where the guest gonna stay?

Here you ain't gotta worry about taxation

And also about water, electricity charges and wonder if your pipe broke

No worries about peoples trying to collect bills

You got instant coffee, fresh newspaper and scented soap, I love those fragrance soap

Oh ahh you haven't even recieve the money and already...

let me ask you, did you add up all the money?

What's there to add up but alot of money

You capture me

Try to sell my kidney, how much money are you taking?

I haven't decided but according to the situation...

You'll get 10% of the whole Kim-Chi

That's not 10 million?

Removes outside expense

Ah you bastard!

You're trying to rape me in the ass!

Big brother, don't you consider the things I've help you with?

What did you do?

Almost got me kill, Shouldn't you pay me for that?

Can't believe I'm talking to you

Oahhh!

Hello

Hi, how it's going down sexy mami?

I am REMY

How did you get my cellphone number?

One of my relative know you and he gave it to me

Anyway I wanna call and hear your voice...

Oh you know that brieftcase?

It wasn't a waste

The value is 1 billion, 1 billion

Big brother, we should wash up

Don't you want to eat?

There's some green tea ice cream

And some boil eggs as well...

Look, everyone is eating it

That dumb bitch should die!

Try some green tea ice cream

Do you want just boil eggs?

1,000 Han coin 3 please

Big brother you eat two of it I'll eat the crums

Do you think that I'll forget your debt

You can't con me

I'm the true con artist

Aiy jurkoff...

Jurk-whoo?

Why are you always like this

Look at where we're at, and all you think is that debt?

Do you want some boil eggs?

It's over once we collect the money, aight

Who's a dumb bitch?

Ah I haven't had any of those in years

I remember the first time I ate it

This is a good chance

Anything else beside boil eggs? I'll pay for it

Let me know, I'll get it

Hot-dog, tea with milk, green tea ice cream...

Ahh just thinking make my mouth droul

Just eat boil eggs boy

Why do you bother asking what I wanna eat then?

Ah the kid's a pain in the...

Hot-dog, tea with milk, green tea ice cream... and Water

What's wrong with him

No one in the building resemble him

Ah jezz I'm starving

Why's he taking so long?

Hey, is that your?

Hey, is it your?

What is that?

aiy you moron!

I paid 1,000 Han coin

Why you sleeping so close to me, moron

I'll get another one

Fine sleep next to me, try it again

See what happened

Your face is disguisting moron

What did I tell you? Aiy err...

You mother-fucker think you can steal it?

You know who you're dealing with?

I just wanted to rest and get some peace

Why tick me off? Why do it?

I'm gonna mash you like potatoes...

Mr. KILLER, your party is waiting for you in the main lobby

I'll repeat

This is an urgent message

Your party is waiting for you in the main lobby

Please meet your party

How did they know where here?

GPS

It's the GPS that's in my stomach

What you ate was a piece of white board game

You actually believe that?

You left me alone there in the trouble

Don't you know how much I suffer for you

You almost had me kill? Do you like it?

Now is not the time

Most important, we gotta find a way out of here

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go get my expensive clothes

Moron, now is not the time for clothes

Hey jerkface stop!

We're the god damb cop!

Oh jezz, ass, crazy mother-fucker

What is this?

Oh you bastard, damb bastard!

Bastard... die!

Ah shiet... it's cold

I told you, we should of put our clothes on

Is that all you're worried?

Hurry up, let find a place to hide

Find someting moron!

Drop that toothbrush and help me with this

Open up

Wait...

It's only mean for one person

Hey Big brother, are you on drug?

Big brother, it won't work

Big brother...

Pull it, faster...

Where are you going?

BRIEFTCASE!

Big brother, will the water pipe hold both of us?

It'll decide

Is the water pipe steady enough?

It'll decide moron!

Hey asshole... what are you doing? ARE YOU GAY?

Oh no, Big brother... I can't let go of it

Big brother, help me i'm losing grip

Big brother, grab me...

Big brother, don't let me fall

Ahhhoohhhhhhh shiiettttttttt

This is National Security Intelligence Agency, name is Sledge Hammer

About 40 years old, was in 1965 lives

in America, Los Angeles: family background

In 1988 graduated from Devry University in Telecommunication Mgmt. Department

The reports is classifies MJK-357961

Led 7 years up to in Software company

His duty is in charge of advising the Asian Minister

Started last year on the Japanese electron

He holds the post of semiconductor technical advisor

Enough said

This fellow thinks of semiconductor, Who did he sell the technology to?

We got words about two suspect

But last Year Sledge Hammer...

He continued to work for the Taiwan Electron Company secretly

And on that year alone

He's made four trip to Taiwan one after another

My assumption is, it may be Taiwan?

From our three branches, we differ in opinion

I think the Taiwan travel is a cover-up

In fact it may be the Japanese

He is occupied by Han here, with Japanese staff members

He comes in and goes out frequently to bars and other places

This is so obvious and out in the open

You got it mix up with Japan's Sony Staffs

This isn't your division

It is my division, any one that sells and buy information is

I guess a regular police-man wouldn't understand this type of work

I'm a Zheng police officer... do you...

Both of you, shut up, anything else?

This strategy is very simple

In other words

This Sledge Hammer fellow

After this foreigner smuggle the semiconductor

Suddenly changed his minds, Wants to contact with other merchants

But the original buyer know this plan, and decide to blow his guts

What do you think?

You do have a point sir...

It sound real good...

But the ending really suck-ass...

What happened in the end?

They want to carry the business with Sledge Hammer

But he can't find the product

Because the semiconductor is with someone else

Who are they?

We sketch a picture

Honey, baby open the door...

Aiy what is this...

I thought you made 1,000,000,000 already, but looks like you came back broke

How do you know?

Cum-face!

Oh what the...

Hell is wrong with you?

I thought I let my honey know about it

Also

I just call her while I was in the bathroom Big Brother

Am I wrong to have feeling

What, you talk to her with your cellphone?

Aityyy...

I didn't... I didn't...

You moron, get my foot...

Stop this, stop

Hey stop this...

I said stop this

Assssholeeeeeee

DICKFACE!

why did you touchthere?

You did it intentionally?

This is REMY

Sledge Hammer often go to the bar with him

Lat night peoples said that he drove Sledge Hammer car

After he died

He stole his car

Afterwards, we don't know his whereabouts

This bastard face give me alot of reasonable doubt

I put everything on it

Why would he steals the Che Yuan semiconductor?

Maybe he doesn't know there was a semiconductor

Maybe by stealing it he could sell it to make money?

What about him

Who is this ugly scum-germ?

This dirty whore has a long history of criminal records

All which relate to violence, sex, and drugs

Just recently his job is Devry Debt Bounty

Damb bastard

A witness also saw him with Sledge Hammer after he died

He's the only witness

This only is my analysis

perhaps they're lover...

What? A gay killer?

That's not it, that's not it...

The witness fingerprint is discovers in the bathroom

And in the bathroom we discovered some traces

At the time Sledge Hammer died, he hid in there

Then they found out about it

This is my indepth examination

But why did that greaseball hid in the bathroom?

Sledge Hammer life is a little complex

He's known to have desire for tough guy

Perhaps he was his sex partner

He's a fruit baskets?

Perhap they argue about who wants to be the girl and fought

That fellow got really piss-off, and then release his big knife...

Stab... stab... stab his dick...

Sledge Hammer got shot to death

With two in the head

diahhhh... diahhhh...

Fucking idiot!

So you'll exchange the brieftcase...

What if they have a gun pointing at your dick?

How about this, use their strength to disrupt their weakness

We know where they will be at, but they don't know us

Then it's like rapeing two hens with on rooster, that's better

I couldn't have said it better my self...

Wait, a moment ago you said us...

Have you seen these two moron recently?

Are you covering for them?

Yes...?

Don't pretend that you don't know

Your Devry job is a cover-up

Is it true, you take care Devry Semiconductor?

Where were you last night?

i was with him last night

That's good

We'll reduce your sentence

Thank you for cooperating

What else do you know?

He was there... but...

But what?

Was this cow-shiet there as well?

Was he?

I'll kill you sucker, I'll buried you alive bastard!

Said "I'll kill all of you", and then...

Who kills who? This cow-dung kill this fellow?

But...

I'll kill you

Understand? Agency

Modeling Agency

It's Collection...

Collection Agency!

What the...?

Hello

Oh hey uncle!

I wanted to thank you for last night

Wish me luck, I was just getting warmed up

I got a cold

i just wanted to test your strength

It's not that simple

I really feel bad, sorry about your cold

Are you really sorry?

Take a good look at yourself

You have such good manner but sad that you can't get girls

Is that what all the ladies say, "I'm really sorry"?

What did you fucking say?

Sorry, my bad...

Please forgive my...

2 billion US dollars, after layers! upon layers!

Wrap it up nicely in a Xmas wrapping, and have it FedEX immediately

Please forgive me...

Did you get all of that you bastard

The time will be tommorow at 12 o'clock

The place is the world ancestor culture clubhouse front of the eruptive fountain

if that shiet happened again...

Don't worry, I'll look for you, you understand?

I'm Audii

Hello, is this SAL?

This is REMY

I need you to help me out, can you help?

Is your children there?

Can I borrow their cellphone?

Is this HUNG? I'm in a real jam right now

Yeah this time it's real do-do...

I know do-do when I smell one, I'm in it...

Hello

I'm changing the place...

Meet me now at Maroney Park

Hello... hello... hello...

In front of park open-air theater at 12 and half o'clock sharp

If you come late

The whole Police Bureau's will come and retrieve it

Make everything as smooth and you'll get your brieftcase

We found the place

This is the cochroach place...

A change of plan...

Now at Shepard Boyin..

I can't decide an exact time for you...

For you an hour, 1 and a half o'clock

If you are late a second... I'm getting it back

How bad do you want this brieftcase of your?

Bravo to tango one two three...

A car link up with live wired

Also the van run satallite dish

Hurry up, cut in front of him

oh shiet, you almost kill my puppy

Did your mother teach you how to drive?

Did you cheat on your DMV test?

You smash my left fender...

Hey cum-face... Get down

Jurkoff! You mother-fucker!

Come here, get down

You know how expensive my vehicle is

You got somthing to say?

Do you know my baby? This car's been with me since birth

Oh what the fuck is this?

You want to threaten me?

You wanna go all out?

You ASSWHIPE! that's good, come out...

Hey, this is my children

Know them?

Cock-sucker, think you're high class with your suits?

And wearing those dark glasses? Am I scared?

Hey cock-blower, there's no sun in Korea...

Oh cum-face, this boy is dead

Jackass, hold my poodle

You bastard

Bastard cum get sum!

Once I pull out my JIMMY, you'll gonna get a beating

I'll give you a taste of bitter salt

Let me go bastard!

You gonna die, let me loose let me loose, you die!

Hello

You're not here? 1,200

We are here 1,201

A minute early than expected 1,202

Where are you at? 1,203

What, didn't you listen? 1,204

I told you to stop at the Flowering Bridge 1,205

Alright listen to me carefully aight 1,206

I need to change the place again 1,207

Hello, why are you doing this? 1,208

We agree on our last conversation, WE meet and finalize the business transaction 1,209

What? You forcing me to get into the transaction? 1,210

That not what I meant

I didn't mean to say that, aren't you just getting excessive here?

Weren't you trying to test me again?

The deal could have went through already

but now? I didn't go because you're getting mad

That what it seem, in the end I get nothing

I'm here at the airport

Wait till you calm down a bit

Shiet! You gay-whore!

You know me by now

Come late by just a second, then Audii

You got 15 minutes

If times up and nothing meet what you said

The brieftcase goes straight to the police bureau

Second story, 5 export in 5 minutes

We're here at the 5 exports

Under 5 minutes

Where are you at?

I'm here, right here

Oh shoot

Looks at that honorable person, that's a real scumbag

Oh sorry if I offend you on the phone

It's just that your method was dirty

Today is you day sonny, no more chicken chasing

Lets finish this

Where is the brieftcase?

What? Don't talk to my bro in that tone of voice

You think you own this whole city or something

Who do you think...

You bring the money?

2 million US dollars

The amount that you request for the trade

2 million US dollars is speechless, trading rate is 1,100

Big brother, you can calculate later

You accepted the money...

Let me confirm if the product is good?

Semiconductor...

Where's the brieftcase at?

Brieftcase?

It's right here

Let me confirm it

Maybe it's fake

What did you say? Snake?

You should die, This is the brieftcase we open it

Nothing in there is fake or false

If you want me to test it for you, I'll go the the Police Buereau and confirm

Now listen to my instruction

First, place it in the password box

Lock it up and put some quarter in cheapskate

Then wolla transaction key

Got it?

Alright, your turn

Uncle?

Now what?

Well confess to me

I know you guys got gunz

You brought them here to kill us

Come clean with it

this telescope uses ultraviolet ray

And I can see you have weapon

This isn't a joke you morom

Bring it out

Drop all the weapon right now

Otherwise the transaction is over, you understood?

Happy?

Lets meet up slowly

Now listen to my instruction

First, place it in the password box

Lock it up and put some quarter in cheapskate

Remember where the locker number, can't help you if you forgot

Then wolla transaction key

The murderer should pay with their life

The brieftcase is on it way to jail with you

Get those dirty bastard

Hey cum-face, REMY

What are they doing here? Shiet!

Hey stop, stop I say

Hey!

Hey, that's them

They're gonna die!

They're dead, stop jerk-off, stop!

Argghhhhhh

i said stop!

Ahhh!

Cum-face!

Mooo, moove

Where is the brieftcase blue-ball!? Where is the brieftcase blue-ball!?

Who are you?

And you?

I'm the god damb police...

Police sir? Mr. Police

They are they killer who's behind everything

They wanted to breiftcase so bad they tried to kill us, they almost got us

They also killed several individual

We also have the evidence

Also we have tape recording, Big brother

He's no joking, look at his "about to cum" expression

They're with the China's Triad Group

They had a fight with the Japanese

Loooking at you make me wanna puke

Shut the fuck up!

Wait...

Let me see your resident ID card

Come on show him your ID card

ID card

Oh my pig-tail...

Train-driver

Train-driver, open the god damb door

Train-driver...

Mr. Sir, let sit down and talk

You don't like talking huh?

Oh that's it mother-sucker, you're dead!

This knife is your

Big brother

Fuck naaaaaaaawwwww...

Fuck naaaaaaaawwwww...

Hey sexy dog

Is today your birthday?

Your two freinds sends you this

Happy Birthday

I'll change your medicine at nighttime

Push it slow

It doesn't look like he did anything

he even looks like one of those street thug

Am I right?

The Pulitzer Prize goes...

He contribute alot of effort at...

The hardest working man, we celebrate him for that

This is just one of one-hundred awards I've recieved...

The end