All language subtitles for The.Smurfs.S01E19_English

(male narrator)
Long, long ago,
deep in the forest

there was a hidden village
where tiny creatures lived.

They call themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel,
the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs.

I'll get you,
I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing
I ever do!

[evil laughter]

Unh!

Oh, I'll get you.

I'll find your village someday.
You'll be sorry!

(male narrator)
Well, the forest
is still there

and if you listen,
you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good,
you may just

catch a glimpse
of the Smurfs.

(male narrator)
Long, long ago,
deep in the forest

there was a hidden village
where tiny creatures lived.

They call themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel,
the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs.

I'll get you,
I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing
I ever do!

[evil laughter]

Unh!

Oh, I'll get you.

I'll find your village someday.
You'll be sorry!

(male narrator)
Well, the forest
is still there

and if you listen,
you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good,
you may just

catch a glimpse
of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

[theme music]

[roaring in distance]

[bird squawks]

[squeals]

[roaring]

And the great knights
of the Round Table

were the most virtuous
and courageous of all.

In fact,
I wrote "An Ode to a Knight."

[clears throat]

"O knight so bold
in the night so cold what is--"

I could've been
the greatest knight of all

if I wasn't a Smurf.

What's wrong with being a Smurf?

Oh, nothing. But have you ever
seen a Smurf knight?

I hate knights. And days.

There's no maiden
I couldn't rescue.

No dragon I couldn't slay. No--

Oh, look!

(Greedy)
'The bridge
over the River Smurf.'

Come on!

I hate fires.

I'll, uh, tell Papa Smurf.

[all clamoring]

Smurf some more water
on that tree, Hefty.

Clumsy, it's flaming up
on your left.

Uh, my left?

The left, Clumsy, the left.

Uh, oh!

Not funny, Clumsy.

- Faster, faster!
- We need more water.

(Vanity)
Smurf it up, Brainy.

(Grouchy)
I hate fire.

[all clamoring]

Ah! Boy, that was some fire.
I'm so tired, I could go to..

[snores]

How did that terrible fire
start, Papa Smurf?

I don't know, Smurfette.

I'm just glad
it didn't reach the village.

[bell ringing]

- That's the fire alarm.
- The village, quickly.

Handy, Hefty,
get the fire truck.

The rest, form a line
from the well.

Oh, uh, gee. Uh..

Thank you, Clumsy,
for putting out my beard.

Huh? Oh, uh, right.
Anytime, Papa Smurf.

[explosion nearby]

(Papa)
'All my chemicals, my books.'

(Hefty)
'Look out, Papa Smurf!'

(Handy)
What in smurf's name
started these fires?

Well, whoever it was

I'd like to teach them
a few things. I'd like to--

(Brainy)
Papa Smurf.
Papa Smurf, come quick.

Look what I found.
What kind are they?

These are the footprints
of a dragon.

(all)
A dragon?

And it could return any time.

We must have
an emergency meeting.

These books are all I saved
from my laboratory.

And without my potions
and formulas

our village has little
protection from the dragon.

'So we must start building
our new armament now.'

What we really need is a knight
to protect us, Papa Smurf.

Yes, Poet. But I don't know
of any knights

that would protect a Smurf.

[whispering indistinctly]

Are you serious, Hefty?

Absosmurfly.

Would someone tell me
what we're waiting for?

I'm missing my beauty sleep.

[yawns]
Did some Smurf say..

[snoring]

I hate waiting.

Hefty just said to be here,
and that it was important.

[playing off-key]

Lady and gentlesmurfs,
may I present Sir Hefty.

[all gasp]

Hefty, what are you doing?

I am going to slay the dragon.

(all)
Slay the dragon?

Slay the dragon?

Hefty, have you gone stark
raving smurf?

You're no match
for a big, nasty old dragon.

Ha! You mean
he's no match for me.

[laughs]

This is a joke. Right, Hefty?
Tell me it's a..

[laughs]

A joke.

It's no joke. I'm going to save
the village from the dragon.

(Smurfette)
'Be careful, Hefty.'

(all)
'Bye, Hefty. Good luck.'

And remember,
don't tell Papa Smurf.

(all)
'We promise, Hefty.'

Hmm.

Now, how do I find the dragon?

He probably heard I was coming
and it scared him off.

[dragon roaring in distance]

Then again, maybe he didn't hear
I was coming.

[stammers]
Look out, Mr. Dragon,
here comes Hefty.

Alright, Hefty, let's see
how brave you really are.

[gasping]

[roaring]

Yee-ow!

Yee-ow!

[roaring]

Smurf up to it, Hefty.
You're only a little Smurf.

A three-apples-high,
blue-faced Smurf.

You'll never be a real knight.

When I get back to the village,
all the Smurfs are gonna laugh.

O smurf is me! What'll I do?
[horse neighs nearby]

What's that?

A knight. A real knight.

[Hefty coughing]

[Hefty sneezes]

I wonder if he would
protect a Smurf.

There's only one way
to find out.

[hoofbeats nearby]

They still be after me.
A hideout is what I need.

[panting]

Not even enough
to buy meself a meat pie.

Ah, what I wouldn't give for
a good meal and a bit of grog.

(Hefty)
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Knight.

Who's there? Show yourself.

Uh, me, Hefty Smurf.

Blimey, a talking mouse.

I'm not a mouse, I'm a Smurf.

A Smurf? Uh, are you alone?

(Hefty)
'Yes, sir.'

Good.

[clatter]

Are you a real knight?

Of course. I'm Sir Lancelout
of the king's Round Table.

A knight of the Round Table?

The very same.

Oh, um..

Then you probably
wouldn't be interested in a job.

What kind of a job,
my little friend?

- Protecting my village.
- Is your village well hidden?

Oh, yes, sir. No one can find
our village.

Uh, uh, what of food and drink?

All you want.

[laughs]
Then I accept.

Oh, thank you,
Sir Lancelout. Thank you.

[snoring]

Lazy, hasn't Papa Smurf
told you..

[horse whinnies]

[Smurfette gasps]
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

Smurfs, this is Sir Lancelout,
knight of the Round Table.

[all exclaiming]

And he's going to protect
our village from the dragon.

(all)
'Hooray!'

Dragon?
You never mentioned a dragon.

Oh, you know

he's just one of the ordinary,
fire-breathing kind.

'No problem for you,
Sir Lancelout.'

[Smurfs cheer]

Ah, Papa Smurf,
isn't he absosmurfly wonderful?

Mm.

[humming]

Hi, Greedy. What are you making?

Delicious, mouthwatering cakes,
Smurfette.

Ooh. Could you make one
for little old me?

I want to give one
to Sir Lancelout.

Sorry, Smurfette, but these are
all for Sir Lancelout.

'I think he's the smurfiest.'

Hi, Poet, what you doing?

Creating, Smurfette, creating.

Ooh. Could you do me
a big favor

and write me a poem
for Sir Lancelout?

Oh, no. I'm already
giving him a poem.

It's called
"Ode to the Knight."

How's that, Sir Lancelout?

I'd say that was perfect,
shorty.

Uh, Handy. My name's Handy.
Anything else I can do for you?

Yes. Knock all the dents
out of my armor.

[humming]

Hey, Handy, what in smurf's name
are you doing?

Sir Lancelout wants me
to knock out the dents.

But he wants me to shine it.

Knocking out dents
is more important.

[armor rumbling]

Hey, Handy! Stop! Stop!

[humming]

My cakes! My beautiful cakes!

Actually, old chap
perhaps tomorrow would be

a better day
to hunt the dragon.

I'm tired from my journey.

But that's what you said
yesterday, Sir Lancelout.

[chuckles]
Yes, well, it was
a long journey.

Hmm.

Handy? Hefty?
Where is every Smurf?

Hmm, I'll bet I know
where they are.

Ah, this is the life.

When are you gonna fight
the dragon, Sir Lancelout?

Soon, shorty, soon.

But first I must rest up.

Vanquishing a dragon takes
great strength and courage.

(all)
'Ooh! Aah!'

Something tells me this knight
isn't all he says he is.

Here, Mr. Knight.

[giggling]

- For me? What is it?
- It's a surprise.

[giggles]

(Brainy)
'Sir Lancelout, no!'

My smurfberry surprise.

Heh-heh. Sorry
about that, Jokey.

No Smurf is perfect.

Enough, enough.
I want to sleep now.

I called this secret meeting
because our village

could be attacked again
at any time by the dragon.

But I am here to talk to you
about Sir Lancelout.

I believe he is not
a knight at all

but a common thief
and a coward..

Huh?

...who has no intention

of ever fighting the dragon.

[all muttering]

- But, Papa Smurf--
- 'Wait, Hefty, hear me out.'

I have a plan that will tell us
the truth about Sir Lancelout.

'We'll build a fake dragon
to attack the village.'

(Papa)
'And what our so-called
knight does..'

'...will tell us the truth
about him.'

'We'll get to work on our plan
first thing in the morning.'

A plan, is it?

Well blimey,
I'll just see about that.

Hefty, how would you like to be
my knight's apprentice?

[stammers]
Knight's apprentice?

Yes. Which means
you must be virtuous

and honorable
and always tell the truth.

Always tell the truth?

(Lancelout)
'Otherwise, you can never
become a knight.'

Oh.

(Handy)
'Alright, Clumsy'

'pull that lever on the right.'

(Clumsy)
'Uh, okay, Handy.'

(Handy)
No, no, Clumsy. The lever
on the right, the right!

Uh, okay, Handy.

That's a smurfy-looking dragon,
Handy.

I'm just testing him now,
Papa Smurf. Any time, Clumsy.

Lazy, let's hear the roar.

[Lazy snores]

Uh, as you can see,
Papa Smurf

I've got some rough spots
to iron out.

But it'll be ready to go
this afternoon.

Very good, Handy.

Well, if that dragon ever
shows up again, we'll be ready.

With or without Sir Lancelout.

I don't know
what I'm gonna do, Smurfette.

Papa Smurf said to keep
the fake dragon a secret.

But now that I'm a knight's
apprentice, I feel like, uh..

- You should tell Sir Lancelout?
- Yeah.

Hefty, you have to do
what Papa Smurf says.

Papa knows best.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[moans]

That's the way, Hefty. Ha ha.

You'll make a chipper
of a knight.

You're brave, honorable,
you always tell the truth.

No, I don't, Sir Lancelout.

(Lancelout)
Oh? Um..

It's a secret. I can't tell you
about the fake dragon.

(Lancelout)
A fake dragon, eh?

So they're putting me
to a little test, huh?

Uh, don't worry, Hefty.
I'll pass with flying colors.

[Lancelout chuckling]

(Lancelout)
'Egad, hurry it up, Hefty.'

'I've got a dragon to slay.'

[Lancelout laughing]

[grunts]

Here, Sir Lancelout.

[panting]

I'm ready. Bring on
the bloody dragon.

You're not gonna hurt it,
are you Sir Lancelout?

Hurt it? Of course not. I just
want to scare it a little.

[to himself]
And teach them a lesson.

[laughing]

[whistling]

They're ready. Brainy,
you're on.

Don't worry, Papa Smurf,
I won't let you down.

You can always count on me,
Papa Smurf. I always say--

- Go, Brainy.
- Yes, Papa Smurf.

Smurfette, tell the others
to get ready

'and listen
for the alarm bell.'

Yes, Papa Smurf.

I hope I'm right.

[snoring]

(Brainy)
'Sir Lancelout! Sir Lancelout!'

- 'The dragon's coming!'
- Huh? What?

The-the dragon.
The-the dragon.

You've gotta save us,
Sir Lancelout.

Oh, it's a disaster.
Oh, it's terrible.

But of course I will.

You will? I mean,
"Oh, you will."

Hefty, my sword.

(Hefty)
Whoa!

[Hefty panting]

Wait here, my little friends

whilst I slay
this dastardly dragon.

Hey, maybe he really is
a knight of the Round Table.

Not maybe, he is.

(Handy)
'Turn right, Clumsy.'

(Clumsy)
'Uh, right, Handy.'

(Handy)
'Right, Clumsy, right.'

(Clumsy)
'Uh, yeah, right. Hah-ha!'

(Handy)
'Lazy, get ready to roar.'

[Lazy snoring]

(Handy)
'Lazy!'

(Lazy)
'Wha.. Oh, uh, yeah.'

[Lazy roars]

(Handy)
'Is the fire breath ready,
Greedy?'

(Greedy)
'No problem. Watch this.'

[roars]

(Handy)
'Good roar, Lazy.'

(Lazy)
'Roar?'

(Handy)
'What are we stopping for?'

We bumped into
a big scaly tree.

(all)
'Scaly tree?'

(Lazy)
'Uh, better make that
a big scaly dragon.'

[roaring]

(all)
'Let's smurf out of here!'

[snorts]

[roaring nearby]

Here they come. Get ready.

Ah, I look perfect.

[roaring]

Alright, my little Smurfs.
You know what to do.

Make it look real.

(Jokey)
It's the dragon.

(Poet)
Help! Help! The dragon's coming.

(Vanity)
Smurf for your lives.

(Grouchy)
I hate dragons.

[all screaming]

No, no, the dragon..

Oh, please, spare me,
great scaly beast.

Let's not overdo it, Vanity.

Come on, you miserable lizard.

You've finally met your match.

Am I wrong? Impossible.
I'm hardly ever wrong.

[roaring]

Watch where
you're smurfing, Handy.

Handy, is that you?

Papa Smurf,
that's the real dragon.

I must warn my Smurfs.

[all screaming]

Run, my little Smurfs.
That dragon is real.

(all)
Real?

[dragon roaring]

Smurf for your lives!

(Greedy)
The dragon's real?

(Clumsy)
Ah! Let me out of here.

Hefty! The dragon, it's real!
Papa Smurf said.

Oh, no! Sir Lancelout thinks
it's a fake.

Come and meet your master,
miserable beast.

Sir Lancelout, the dragon's
not a fake, it's real.

Real? Do you mean..

(Hefty)
Look out!

Real?

Blimey, let me out of here!

(Hefty)
'He-he really isn't a knight.'

He's nothing but a-a coward.

(Smurfette)
'Hefty, look out!'

[screams]

Don't worry, Smurfette,
I'll protect you.

Oh, Hefty, be careful.

Ready, aim, fire!

[roars]

[roars]

[giggles]

Here, Mr. Dragon.
It's a surprise.

[giggles]

[roaring]

I've gotta get him
outta the village

or he'll destroy
the whole place.

You're nothing but a big pile
of scales, dragon.

[roars]

Smurf me if you can.

Smurfette, tell Papa Smurf
to open the dam

when I reach the bridge.

Okay, Hefty.

This is the end of the line,
big fella.

Time for you to cool off.

[whistles]

(Smurfette)
Oh, boo-hoo! Poor Hefty.

He sacrificed himself for us.

He was a brave Smurf.

[all crying]

[sneeze nearby]

(all)
'Hefty!'

- What happened?
- We thought you were dead.

[all chattering]

[sneezes]

I dub thee Sir Hefty,
knight of the Smurf Table.

Three cheers for Hefty.

- Hip, hip..
- Hooray!

- Hip, hip..
- Hooray!

- Hip, hip..
- Hooray!

[kisses]

[sneezes]

[theme music]