All language subtitles for The.Smurfs.S01E16_English

[theme music]

(male narrator)
Long, long ago,
deep in the forest

there was a hidden village
where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs.
They were good.

Then there was Gargamel,
the evil wizard. He was bad.

Oh, I hate smurfs.

I'll get you.

I'll get all of you, if
it's the last thing I ever do!

[Gargamel laughing]

[Gargamel grunts]

Oh, I'll get you.

I'll find your village someday.
You'll be sorry!

(male narrator)
Well, the forest is still there

and if you listen,
you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good,
you may just catch

a glimpse of the Smurfs.

[instrumental music]

Oh, how pretty.
Chrysanthesmurfs.

They're my most favoritist.

Oh. A yellow one.

(Clumsy)
Smurfette,
look how much firewood..

- Oops!
- Unh!

(Smurfette)
'Clumsy, help.'

Uh, Smurfette,
what's wrong? Where are you?

(Smurfette)
'Down here.'

(Clumsy)
Uh, down where?

crash

Oh, down here.

Yes, and now
we're both down here.

Uh, yeah, kind of cozy, huh?

[laughs]

Oh, Clumsy. How will we ever
get out of here?

(Clumsy)
Uh, don't worry, Smurfette.

I'll just climb up and..

[screaming]

Uh, there's still one thing
we haven't tried.

What's that?

Help!

'Help, save us. Help!'

(Smurfette)
Help. Someone, please help us.

Oh, it's no use.
Nobody can hear us.

Oh, what'll we do?

[growling]

[gasps]
What's that?

Maybe it's Papa Smurf.

[speaking softly]
Clumsy, Papa Smurf
doesn't growl.

[growling]

[gasps]

[growling]

[Clumsy whimpering]
'Wh-what is it?'

[growling]

Bluster, you ungrateful cur.

Had you cornered
a tasty rabbit

that you were not about to
share with your master?

If it weren't for me, you'd be
nothing but a feast for fleas.

And speaking of feasts,
roast rabbit would be.

Aha!

By thunder, what are you?

Uh, she's C-Clumsy
and I'm Smurfette.

Uh, I mean, uh, I'm--

We're Smurfs.

Smurfs. Incredible.

The world will pay a fortune
to see such tiny creatures.

Once you become
the star attractions

of Bombast's Traveling Show.

You, my little pets will be
the most unique theatrical act

ever beheld by human eyes.

But-but we don't do any tricks.

I can do a cartwheel.

Clumsy, no, you can't.

Sure, I can. Watch.

[groans]

- Unh!
- Oops!

Uh, sorry, Smurfette.

See what I mean?

No matter.

I, Bombast the Great,
trained this empty-headed hound.

And I can do wonders
with you too.

[growling]

'Quiet. Soon these little pets
will make your feeble dog act'

'a thing of the past.'

(Smurfette)
Oh! Where are we going?

Papa Smurf
will never find us now.

Uh, yeah. Sure are a long way
from the village.

Uh, why are you smurfing
all those flowers, Smurfette?

Shh.

So Papa Smurf can find us.

Huh?

- Clumsy.
- Where are you?

Smurfette.

Look carefully, Smurfs.
We have to find them.

- Hold it, what have we here?
- Flower.

[gasps]
Smurfette likes flowers.

And Clumsy was gathering
firewood.

But where are they now?

"Ode to the Missing Smurfs."

Where, oh, where
Can the little Smurfs be..

I hate sad poems.

(Hefty)
'Papa Smurf.'

Giant footprints.

Hm.
These were made by a human.

Papa Smurf, look.

Wagon tracks.

Hm. The puzzle is beginning
to smurf together.

But what does it mean,
Papa Smurf?

It means Smurfette and Clumsy
have been smurfnapped.

(all)
'Smurfnapped?'

We must follow the trail
wherever it leads. Quickly.

Faster, you lazy beast, faster.

And you, cease
that infernal snuffling.

You're soiling my garments,
canine.

Desist, or I shall..
What's this?

'Aha! So that's it, eh?'

(Clumsy)
Uh, what are we stopping for?

(Bombast)
Sorry, my pet.

But your rescuers,
whoever they may be

have just come to the end
of the trail.

[laughing]

Boy, there's so many wagon
tracks, which one do we follow?

How will we find them now,
Papa Smurf?

(Papa Smurf)
'This road leads to a
human village not far ahead.'

The wagon must be going there.
And so are we.

(all)
A human village.

It's a place of many dangers,
my little Smurfs.

But we have no choice.

(all)
Yes, Papa Smurf.

No, no, no. Do it again.

And this time, do it right.

Yes, sir.

Whoa! Unh!

[growling]

Bluster, stop.
How dare you endanger my stars.

Now back off.

[gulps]

Please, Mr. Bombast,
these tricks are too hard.

You will do as I command.

(Bombast)
'The great Bombast
never gives up.'

Not so fast, Clumsy.

It's not me, it's the ball.

Whoa! Unh!

Fools.

We'll just have to keep trying

until we find
something you can do.

How much farther, Papa Smurf?

Not far now.

How much farther, Pa--

Now don't start that again.

[organ music]

That's it, keep it up.
One, two, one, two, one, two.

I say, Bluster,
aren't they looking good?

[grumbling]

Alright, Smurfs,
that's enough.

[both panting]

(Bombast)
'I think you're finally ready
for your debut.'

Faster, mule. Every moment
wasted is money lost.

[grumbling]

Ooh, Clumsy,
look how big everything is.

Yeah. I wonder how Papa Smurf
will ever find us here.

Aye, fresh fish.
Get your fresh fish here. Aye!

(Papa Smurf)
'Wait here, my little Smurfs.'

'I'm going
to have a look around.'

Be careful, Papa Smurf.

Oh, my smurfs.

[panting]

Did you see anything,
Papa Smurf?

Yes, I got a very close look
at a wagon wheel.

Papa Smurf,
there are so many wagons

how will we know
which is the right one?

We'll just have to look
at all of them, Greedy.

I hate wagons.

[instrumental music]

(Papa Smurf)
'Remember,
smurf your eyes open.'

We don't want
anything sneaking up behind..

Aah!

(all)
Help! Help!

[all coughing]

Is everything alright?

[panting]

Yes, Hefty. That was close.

(Greedy)
'How close was it?'

It was so close,
my whole life flashed before me.

And what a funny life it was.

[laughs]

Hold it. Where's Grouchy?

[all gasp]

Grouchy. Oh, no.

I hate crowds.

[humming]

Observe, my pint-sized
performers

you're about to make me
rich and famous.

[growls]

And you, miserable cur
will guard my precious pets

while I hang
these posters around town.

Is that clear?

And woe to you if any harm
befalls them. Understood?

[growling]

This is like looking for a
needle in a haystack

Papa Smurf.

Don't give up. Clumsy
and Smurfette must be nearby

and we won't leave
without them.

[humming]

Someone's coming.

[sighs]

[gasps]

Oh, go back to your poster,
Bluster.

We were just practicing
our dancing.

[sobbing]

Ah, it's no use, Clumsy.
We'll never smurf out of here.

Uh, yeah. And I'll bet Bluster
sure will be glad to see us go.

Clumsy, you just gave me
an idea.

Uh, I did?

You know, Clumsy,
if we could escape

then Bluster would be
the star of the show again.

[growling]

But how could
two little old Smurfs

ever escape
from this big old cage?

Uh, yeah, how?

[grunting]

[sighs]
I guess we're stuck, and poor
Bluster will never be a star.

Oh, Bluster. What a surprise.

And we'll never tell.
Will we, Clumsy?

Uh, tell what, Smurfette?

[growling]

[sighs]
Never mind, Clumsy. Come on.

[laughing]

Uh, where are we going,
Smurfette?

As far from Bombast as we can.

Oof! Uh, what are you stopping--

- Shh!
- Uh-oh.

[both yelling]

Ooh, ugh! That smurfs.

Oh, dear. This is
mean old Bombast's nail sack.

We've gotta get out of here.
Oh, dear.

Now to prepare for the crowds
and their money.

[laughs]

We've looked and looked.

And looked and looked.

I hate looking and looking
and looking and looking.

Papa Smurf, are you sure

we're gonna find
Smurfette and Clumsy again?

Of course I'm sure.

I think.

Escaped?

You blundering cur. I ordered
you to watch them, didn't I?

[grunting]

You dare disobey
the great Bombast.

For that, you will pay dearly.

'When I'm through,
even fleas won't bite you.'

'I'm going to..'

[barks]

Quiet. When I'm speaking to..

Aha! What's this?

Run, Clumsy, run.

Don't just sit there,
loutish lump. After them.

[barks]

[whispering]
He's coming. Go that way.

I'm getting dizzy.

Whoops!

[barking]

(Bombast)
Mind the mule, foolish dog.

When disturbed,
he has a tendency to..

[mule brays]

Oof!

...kick.

Come on, Clumsy.
Now's our chance to escape.

Clumsy?

Ha-ha-ha! Did you see that?

Ha, ha! And they call me Clumsy.
Ha-ha-ha!

Never mind that.
We've gotta get..

Well, well. It appears that
the show will go on.

[laughs]

[sighs]

[thunder rumbling]

Ah, Azrael. Don't you just love
gray, gloomy days?

It keeps all the peasants away.

[mews]

[thunder crashing]

(Bombast)
How dare it rain
on this of all days.

It's ruining all my plans.

Now there will be
no audience and no money.

Only fools would venture out
in this weather.

Well, well.
And there's a fool now.

[both gasp]

(both)
'It's Gargamel.'

Egad. Smurfs, Azrael.
Here, in the city.

[mews]

I knew this was going to be
a good day. Ha-ha-ha!

Step right up, my good man.

The show is about to begin.

Stage fright, eh? Well, relax.
Your audience of one awaits.

'And one penny
is better than no pennies.'

And now, we present..

Huh?

Uh, gosh, Smurfette.
Where'd Gargamel go?

Right here. Ha-ha-ha!

At last you're in my clutches,
you miserable blue termites.

[mews]

Quiet, Azra..

Uh-uh, nice doggy.

I was just getting your little
actors' autographs. Ha, ha.

See? There they are.
Ha, ha. All nice and safe.

[growling]

I wish I could stay
for the show but..

[barks]

[yowls]

I really must be going. Yow!

Unhand me, miserable cat.

I can't see where I'm..
Oof!

So trying to see
a free show, eh?

Not true, sir. Not true.
Wizard's honor. Ha-ha-ha.

What now, Papa?

Yeah, we've smurfed
all kinds of wagons.

We haven't smurfed that wagon.

Uh, I'll volunteer.

Smurfette, Clumsy,
where are you?

Are you hiding in there,
little Smurfs?

[grunts]
It's too heavy.

Oh, I guess I'll just have to
eat my way through.

Uh-oh.

Phew! That was close.

Any luck, Greedy?

Uh, y-yes, Papa. All bad.

- It's no use.
- They're gone forever.

Poor Smurfette.

Poor Clumsy.

My little Smurfs,
we've come this far.

And we can't stop now.

(Bombast)
'How dare you view
my little blue pets'

'without paying the price?'

Little blue pets?

(Gargamel)
'But-but I'll pay
ten times the price.'

'I don't just want to view them,
I-I want to buy them.'

- That sounds like--
- Gargamel.

- I hate--
- Never mind. Come on.

The Great Bombast
sell his stars? Never.

But I'll double the amount.

And throw in
this slightly-used cat for free.

[yowling]

No deal.
And don't bother me again.

I have a show to put on.

Perhaps he'll change his tune

when his little performers
can't perform.

I don't know who's worse,
Bombast or Gargamel.

Oh. That's a tough one,
Smurfette.

Uh, hey, the fog's rolling in.

That's not fog. It's-it's..

[both snoring]

[laughing]

Now, Azrael, Bombast will beg us
to buy his useless Smurfs.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[gasps]
Smurfette, what's wrong?

Gargamel must've cast
a sleeping spell on them.

(Bombast)
'Showtime.'

And now, ladies and gentlemen

here they are
to amaze and astound you.

The one and only Smurfs.

[snoring]

[crowd jeering]

Wake up. Wake up.
Don't do this to me.

Hm. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Looks like
your Smurfs have let you down.

You, again?

Yes. And although these
little creatures

are obviously worthless,
I'll do you a favor and--

You'll do me a favor, alright.
Let's step backstage, shall we?

No. Wait. Wait, Bombast. Listen,
I'll make you another deal.

Okay, the coast is clear.

We must move fast, or
we'll all wind up in this cage.

Poor Smurfette.

(Greedy)
'Poor Clumsy.'

(Hefty)
Pour it on.
We gotta get out of here.

No, please.
You'll give me a headache.

You already gave me a headache.

Azrael, do something to help me.

[growling]

And now, ladies
and gentlemen.. Ha-ha-ha.

The show must go on.

Presenting the waltzing wizard.

[organ music]

[crowd jeering]

B-but it gets better
as it goes, I promise.

- Wha-what happened?
- Uh, yeah.

Papa Smurf.
Oh, am I glad to see you.

Oh, boy. Am I glad
to be out of show business.

I'll bet they know
just how you feel. Look.

[both grunting]

[dog barking]

- Oops! What is it, Papa Smurf?
- Shh! Listen.

[dog barking]

[wagon approaching]

They're coming after us,
Papa Smurf.

(Papa Smurf)
'Quickly.
Smurf behind that log.'

But-but you don't understand.

I-I will really pay you
this time.

Never mind.
My payment will be your hide.

[all cheering]

Bravo!
That's what all good shows need.

What's that, Papa Smurf?

A happy ending.

[theme music]