Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs!

I'll get you

I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do!

[evil laughter]

Oh!

Oh, I'll get you!

'I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry.'

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there.

And if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you're good you may just

catch a glimpse ...of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

And now, for the final ingredient.

A tad of bat breath.

plop

whirr

glug glug

It's done, Azrael! My magical mirror is ready!

'When I put this in the forest no Smurfs can resist'

'looking at their reflection.'

And when they do..

meow

...they will become my prisoners.

[yowls]

meow

[yowls]

It works!

Soon all the Smurfs will be mine.

Azrael, you stupid, nicompuss.

You shouldn't have looked.

That's for Smurfs to do.

[evil cackle]

And now, to the forest.

[instrumental music]

And remember, it's not winning that counts.

It's how you play the game.

[blows whistle]

- Hey! - Over here!

- 'Hand it to me.' - 'Come on, come on.'

[clamoring]

plop

Hey!

Oh, what a goalie you are.

boing

- I got it! - 'Hey, it's mine!'

- 'Get out of my way!' - 'It's mine! I've got it!'

Careful, my mirror.

boing

swoosh

boing

toing

Here's a present for you, Clumsy.

boing

boom

(Hefty) 'Smurf it, Vanity.'

- My mirror. - You didn't smurf it, Vanity.

And now, Clumsy's team won.

Who cares? I'm not playing anymore.

Oh, go smurf a tree, Vanity.

[mellow music]

[water gurgling]

(Gargamel) 'Perfect! Perfect!'

This spell is so disgustingly pretty

those insidious Smurfs are bound to show up.

Now, Azrael, we will enter my magical mirror and wait.

[meowing]

Gotcha!

[chimes]

Break my mirror, will they?

Well, we'll see about that. Hmph!

What a mirror!

Just the thing for a mis-under-smurf, smurf.

Ah.

A Smurf is taking the bait.

Hmm, looks pretty smurfy to me.

whoosh

[dramatic music]

What-what, what is this place?

(Gargamel) 'You're in my magic mirror.'

'You rotten, miserable, little smurf.'

Uh-oh.

[instrumental music]

Gargamel!

boing

Whoa, smurfess me!

Oh, let me go, you dumb wizard.

Ugh! Ah! Ah! Yah!

Well, well, well.

My first smurf.

[laughs]

Ow!

meow

slurp

No! Not yet, Azreal.

First we must catch more of these revolting little Smurfs.

meow

They are very loyal.

And when they come looking for this one

then we shall dine on Smurf stew.

[laughs]

[yowls]

slurp

Yes, fixer spells. Fixer spells.

Oh, yes. Here we are.

Uh.. "For best results

all fixer spell should be cast in absolute quiet."

Oh, well. There is always plenty of quiet around.

(Smurfette) 'Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!'

[knock on door]

What is it?

Smurfette, how many times, must I say

no Smurfs allowed when I am working.

But it's Vanity, Papa smurf.

He went into the forest, yesterday afternoon.

And he's been gone all night.

Hmm, indeed.

Then we must form a search party.

[blows trumpet]

[blows]

[giggles] Surprise!

[chuckles]

I've a decree from Papa Smurf.

[indistinct chatter]

I hate decrees.

"Hear ye, hear ye.

"All Smurfs please report to Papa's house

for an emergency meeting."

So listen, you Smurfs.

Vanity has been gone all night. And he may be in big trouble.

[indistinct chatter]

Now, I want Smurfette, Brainy

and, uh, Clumsy

to fly out on Feathers for a sky search.

The rest of you Smurfs come with me.

'We'll smurf every inch of this forest if we have to.'

All for smurf and smurf for all.

(all) All for smurf and smurf for all.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

Good luck and smurfspeed.

[dramatic music]

"Now, add three spoons of skunk whiskers.

'Then stir in two cups of fly's wings."'

[evil cackle]

- Yuck! - Who asked you?

Just keep stirring.

Does it smell good, my little stew tid-bit?

Well, we'll make it even better when we add the main ingredient.

Freshly caught Smurf.

[grunting]

Oh, oh, oh. Oh! Whoa!

[screams]

Don't you threaten me, you miserable little half pint.

We better return to the village, it'll be dark soon.

- Papa Smurf, always says-- - We have to find Vanity.

And we're not going back until we do.

Yup, that's right.

- Yup! - Papa Smurf, always says--

Look, there is something down there.

(Clumsy) 'Yup! I see it! I see it!'

Gee, that's a mirror.

Where did that come from? Huh? Huh?

I don't know. But Vanity's been here. Look!

Wait, Clumsy. Haste makes waste.

plop

Where did he go?

Oh, Clumsy.

I bet that mirror got Vanity too.

Then we have rescue them, Brainy.

Abso-smurfly not.

Let someone else be the foolish hero.

I'm.. Hey!

plop

(Clumsy) 'Ah-ah-ah!'

- 'Help.' - Clumsy, where are you?

'I'm not telling. It might get me.'

Come on, Clumsy, we gotta find Vanity.

'Oh! Look out!'

Here comes that nasty tree creature.

(Brainy) 'Time to move on.'

toing

[yawning]

[whining]

[yawning]

Uh, Az-Az-Az-Az..

Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga..

Aah, such sweet succulence .

sniff sniff

sniff sniff sniff

sniff sniff

Oh, there's Vanity.

I see him. Yup, I do.

[sniffs] Hmm, I smell more Smurfs.

Azreal get ready for.. Azreal?

Ah-ha!

Trying to escape, are you?

boing

whoosh

(Gargamel) 'Azreal!'

[yowls]

(Brainy) 'Run for your smurfs.'

Oh, drat!

Oh, not our lucky day.

thud

meow

boing

thud

Azreal, you stupid cat! Get off of me.

Oh.

Azreal, you rotten, miserable cat.

Azreal, after them! They're getting away.

meow

- There's the way out. - Oh, boy!

Well, then that's sure where I'm goin'.

Oh, yup, it is!

No, Clumsy. You can't get out that way.

boing

[groaning]

Well, well, I do believe

we'll have our Smurf stew after all.

Azreal!

meow

hiss

[yowls]

Stand back, Azreal.

I'll take care of those rotten Smurfs once and for all.

thud

[yowling]

[glass shatters]

Great Smurf! I think we found them.

- Look! - Papa Smurf.

Run for your smurfs. It's Gargmel!

(Gargamel) 'Smurfs! Where are you, you miserable wretches?'

boom

Smurfs! Smurfs!

Where did they go? They're gone.

And my magic mirror is ruined.

I can't take this anymore.

I hate Smurfs. I hate those Smurfs.

[wailing]

[indistinct chatter]

[trumpet music]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

[all cheering]

Vanity, here's a present to show you

how smurfy we are that you're back home.

For me? Oh, I'm touched.

I'm really touched.

A new mirror.

Oh, thank you, Jokey. Thank you.

Oh, no!

That can't be me! That can't be me!

Oh! No! No!

[laughing]

[theme music]

[music continues]