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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,579 [Brett] Do you ever have that dream, 2 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,542 where you make one dumb mistake and ruin your entire life? 3 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,752 Well, that's where I am right now. 4 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,129 Except this is real. 5 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:50,551 There is nothing I can do to stop what is about to happen. 6 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:55,264 Years of preparation, tens of thousands of hours, 7 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,058 all of it gone in seconds. 8 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,978 In this final moment... 9 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:03,647 I have one thought... 10 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,358 and that is... 11 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,112 I am so fucked! 12 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,410 You wanna know how I got here? I'll show you. 13 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,792 {\an8}♪ When you eat what you wanna eat ♪ 14 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,838 ♪ And sleep where you wanna sleep ♪ 15 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,925 ♪ And say what you wanna say ♪ 16 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,721 {\an8}♪ And let the children play What they wanna play ♪ 17 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,059 ♪ Free, free, free ♪ 18 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,105 {\an8}♪ Free, free, free ♪ 19 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,276 ♪ Free, free, free ♪ 20 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,904 {\an8}♪ Free, free, free ♪ 21 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,074 [Elsa] Security alert. Movement detected in the back yard. 22 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,118 -Elsa, what? -[Elsa] Security alert. 23 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,370 {\an8}Movement detected in the side yard. 24 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,831 {\an8}-Elsa, blinds! -[Elsa] Opening all window blinds. 25 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:06,209 {\an8}No, no, no, Elsa! Blinds down! Blinds down! 26 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,004 [Elsa] Closing all window blinds. Security alert. 27 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,424 -Movement detected at the front door. -[Brett] Elsa, shut up. 28 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,969 [Elsa] Security alert. Movement detected at the front door. 29 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,054 {\an8}[Brett] Shh! 30 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,225 {\an8}Shit, shit, shit! Shit. 31 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,233 {\an8}-Elsa, lights off! -[Elsa] Turning all lights off. 32 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,780 {\an8}-♪ Talk they way you wanna talk ♪ -♪ Free, free, free ♪ 33 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,950 {\an8}-♪ Shout the way you wanna shout ♪ -♪ Free, free, free ♪ 34 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,621 Oh, shit! 35 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,382 [Nico] Brett! Look, ponies. 36 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:57,135 Remember? Like the third grade. But, uh, this is different. [chuckles] 37 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:02,349 -Yeah. That's a lot of beer, man. -Oh! Brett, you into cosplay now? 38 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,685 {\an8}Um. Studying, actually. 39 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:08,689 Decisions are made. E-mails fly tomorrow. Yo, what is the point? 40 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,733 -[cellphone's camera shutter clicks] -I don't know, it’s just-- Just-- 41 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,155 Hey, Kayla. 42 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:22,077 -Stace, please, no social, come on. -What? But you look so-- 43 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,705 I’m not into having a thing, guys! Seriously, okay? 44 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,249 You have not been any fun since like sixth grade, 45 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,126 except this one time with this robe. 46 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,586 My parents are home in 12 hours. You guys realize that, right? 47 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,296 Dude, that's what we were just saying. 48 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,341 -What? That I'm not having a thing? -No. That that gives us... 49 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,177 11.45 hours of pony tapping. 50 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,388 -[Stacy] Aye! -We love you too! 51 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,682 -[man] Come on, Bretty! Aw! -Hey! 52 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,560 [music playing] 53 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,771 Come on! Okay, go, go, go! 54 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,025 [all cheer] 55 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,822 Guy, guys, guys! Can we keep the party downstairs, please? Thank you. 56 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,745 -Go, go, go! -Guys, guys, guys, stop! Stop. 57 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,418 No, no, no. I said, no posting, Stace. 58 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,878 -What are you guys doing? -What? 59 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,006 -Hey! -I said no posting on social media. 60 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,615 -Hey, Kayla. -Hey! 61 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,993 Hey, I'm just rifling through your stuff. 62 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:46,870 Really? 63 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,499 I'm joking. I'm just waiting in line for the bathroom. 64 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,125 There's not-- 65 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,545 No one’s in there. There's not even a line if you wanna just-- 66 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,674 -just go in there. -Right. Guess I’m busted. 67 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,343 [chuckles] 68 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:07,974 Look, I found this and I was, like, wow, it's us! Remember cotillion? 69 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,726 Yeah. I don't know why that's there. 70 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,021 -Random. -[Kayla] I loved it. 71 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,525 Etiquette, rules. Everything simple. 72 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,445 -I thought it was perfect. -Yeah. Me too. 73 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,365 Really? You? 74 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,827 No. Actually, no. I... 75 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,330 You know, I mean, I thought it was cool, it was fun. 76 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,917 -You were super cool. [chuckles] -Me? 77 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,463 You always were a little gentleman. 78 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,800 Always thought you'd ask me to a dance or something when we got older. 79 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,054 You thought that? 80 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,016 I ended up skipping most of the dances anyway. You? 81 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:55,564 Yeah, no, yeah. No dances for me. 82 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,316 Never thought you'd be the guy that'd throw a party. 83 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,778 Oh. It's not really my party, right, or even... 84 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,157 a party at all. It's just my-- Like, everybody else's. 85 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,035 At your house. 86 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,081 Yeah, yeah. At my house, yeah. 87 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,253 Maybe you do have a wild side despite what everyone else says. 88 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,214 -What? -Oh. Hey, girl. You're good? 89 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,257 Hey. 90 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,677 Tell Clint to meet me in your parents' room? 91 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,262 What? 92 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,389 Tell Clint to meet me in your parents' room? 93 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,725 No. No, Stacy. No, that's off limits! 94 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,144 {\an8}[Stacy] God, dude! Just focus on what's in your room. 95 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,631 {\an8}Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 96 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:07,636 -Life defining moment. Take note. -Please, just do this? 97 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,932 I-- Hold on a second. Hold on. [sighs] 98 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:17,145 Brett, I just want to say I want to raise a glass. 99 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,690 You've done everything right in your 17 years. 100 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,610 You've set yourself up for all the blessings that lie ahead. 101 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,781 -4.65 GPA... -Thank you, Marheem Tutorials. 102 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:32,661 -[chuckles] ...1590 on your SAT... -Thank you, Infinite Futures Prep course. 103 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,666 Oh. It's that one missed question that just sort of, toys with you-- 104 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,211 Okay, but, but national recognition in clarinet. Reed instrument. 105 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,171 That was a very strategic thing on our part. 106 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:48,301 Exactly. It's like I've always said, becoming one’s true best self... 107 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,013 achieving one’s potential, that is success. 108 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,627 And with success comes freedom. And with freedom comes 109 00:07:54,852 --> 00:07:56,188 -all the great things-- -[Brett] Dad! 110 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,728 -Please, can we just get into it? -[Kristen] Okay. 111 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,189 -[Jeffrey] Let's go! -[sighs] 112 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,365 -Boom! Yes! -Whoa. 113 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,616 -Yes! -We got into Cornell. 114 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,377 We're going to Cornell. We're going to Cornell. 115 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,211 Okay. Next up, come on. 116 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,124 Oh, God. We're into Yale. We're going to Yale! We're into to Yale! 117 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,710 Those dormy little house things! They gotta let me in too! 118 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:26,423 Oh! And Penn! And Dartmouth! We're so good at this! 119 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:30,010 -All right. Brown, Brown. Boom! -Brown. 120 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,595 Brown! Okay, click on the last one. It's Harvard, click on the last one. 121 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,139 Right there. Click on it. 122 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:40,603 Oh, my-- Oh, wait. You're wait-listed at Harvard. 123 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,272 -What? -[Kristen] But Harvard. 124 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:48,611 Hey, come on! Seven out of eight. That's amazing! What are we batting? 125 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,449 -Eight seventy-five. -Eight seventy-five! Yes, 875! 126 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:57,037 There, there are those math skills at work right there. Congratulations! 127 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,337 -Wassup, dude? -[Clint] Yo, wassup? 128 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,970 -Is she new? -Dude, don't give him the satisfaction. 129 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,140 -I can't just, like, ghost him. -Yes, you can. 130 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,518 Just, like, swipe left on the entire disturbing scenario, all right? 131 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,481 Do they, do they just stake out the house? Like, I-- 132 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,151 -Basically, yes. What'd you hear? -It doesn't matter, man. 133 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,111 Whoa. Bad? 134 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:35,158 -Tell me or you walk. -All right, man. Just on the DL. 135 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,619 -Why? -I just don't wanna to be that guy. 136 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,371 -What guy? -The guy that got into Cornell. 137 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:45,502 And Yale and Columbia. And Dartmouth, Penn, Brown and Princeton. 138 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,049 Dude, you're shitting me? That's like every one of them. 139 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,177 -Not Harvard. Wait-listed. -Oh! 140 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,804 So, a loser. 141 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,722 You're just lucky you committed for ball, man. 142 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,558 Didn't have to deal with all the weirdness of it. 143 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:04,771 Okay, bro, you just hit a walk-off homer. Do not complain about the trot. 144 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:16,282 -Don't ask, not discussing. -Wisco and Tulane? Come on! 145 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,368 Listed. 146 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,413 -You? -He went seven for eight. 147 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,292 That's sick! Okay, but which one dissed you? 148 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,462 -Harvard. Listed. -Wow. 149 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,758 Listed at Harvard. Loser, right? Complete... 150 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,635 -I mean, rank. -Pure. 151 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,886 -Consummate. -Unmitigated. 152 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,429 All right. God, I get it. 153 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,433 You're gonna clear Wisco or Tulane, man. No JC with your scores. 154 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:48,439 I dunno. GPA jacks me. Absences jack me. The world is jacking me. 155 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,693 Yo, Nick, how many ethnicity boxes did you check on the app? 156 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:55,697 -Four. Plus other. -An admission officer's wet dream. 157 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,073 Harassment. 158 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,534 You, there. 159 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,248 -Stop it. -[Baird] Good morning Cali students. 160 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,544 Today is a big day for our seniors and we hope the news is joyful. 161 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,589 We've already heard from one of the parents of our students 162 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,675 who has been accepted to seven out of eight Ivies. 163 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,721 Congratulations to our valedictorian Brett Blackmore! 164 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,348 Hell, yeah, man! 165 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,935 Proud of you, man! 166 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,108 -[man] Hey, nice bro! -Thanks, man. 167 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,444 You seem happy! 168 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,239 -Is it that obvious? -Uh. Yeah. 169 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:42,327 Look, I'm happy, all right? It's just, my parents called the school to brag. 170 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,746 -Yeah, I-- -And they called the local news station, 171 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,664 they're throwing a party for their friends. 172 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,249 Okay, the news station, that's kind of weird. 173 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,084 -Yeah. -But at least, it'll all be over soon 174 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,170 -and you get to get out of here. -Can I ask you something? 175 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,422 Am I just that guy who did nothing but study for four years? 176 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,966 Yeah, pretty much. 177 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,180 -So, I blew high school? -What do you mean, "you blew high school?" 178 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,933 I don't know, I mean that you said that you thought 179 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,560 I would never throw a party and that I might have a wild side-- 180 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,896 Joking! Joking, hi. Remember that? 181 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,734 Like, who cares what people think anyways? 182 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,819 Well, not me. Obviously. 183 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,783 You really don't, do you? 184 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,829 -Care what anybody else thinks. -Is it that obvious? 185 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,541 I never asked. Did you hear from anybody? 186 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,756 -Uh. Yeah, I got into my top two. -That's awesome. Where? 187 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,677 It doesn't matter, anyways. I can't afford either, so. 188 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,723 -You could apply for aid or something. -I'm coming up with another plan. 189 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769 -Okay, is it top secret? -Maybe. 190 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,688 Maybe not. 191 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:53,856 Depends. 192 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,692 Depends on what? 193 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,319 I'll let you figure that one out on your own. 194 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,243 [cellphone chimes] 195 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,540 Hey! 196 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,378 [chuckles] 197 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,429 -You're Brett Blackmore. -No, sorry. 198 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,972 -Close though. -Dammit. 199 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,268 -Hey, you guys know Brett Blackmore? -Yeah. Dude's like an urban legend. 200 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,062 Yeah, doesn't leave the house, only studies. Most boring kid in America. 201 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,442 Double on the house for the brainiac. 202 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,570 Shut up. You outscored me on the SAT and got a full ride to Santa Clara. 203 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,322 -Are you stalking me? -[Brett] Maybe. 204 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,201 Extra creamy for Clint. Personal toppings later. 205 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,371 Come on, Stace, the pact thing? That was like two years ago. 206 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,750 Uh-uh! A pact is a pact. And it’s end of senior year now, so, 207 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,795 -we're gonna, you know. -Dude, please stop making her beg. 208 00:14:00,442 --> 00:14:02,317 -Hey, let’s go out from the back. -[cash register dings] 209 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,001 -See you later. -[Stacy] Bye. 210 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,726 -You know, he buys lotto tix with that. -Come on. 211 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,437 Twice a week. Says has some sort of system. 212 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,939 [Brett] Might be genius. 213 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,524 -Hey, Dee. -[Dee] What up, fellas? 214 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,319 -[Nico] Rollin’ into summer, Dee. -Thank you, thank you. 215 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,239 -[coins clank] -Hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys, guys! 216 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,216 I just wanna make sure that we're still on for tonight. 217 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,119 -I worked my ass off on this thing. -Of course, are you kidding? 218 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,163 -A 1,000 percent. -Thank you. 219 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,332 I have a chem project. 220 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:39,712 Oh! Come on, dude. The race is over. You won by like a billion miles. 221 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,341 BB, please, come on! No more wasting formative years. 222 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,470 Dude, it's one senior prank night your entire life, Brett Blackmore. 223 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,806 -You don’t skip it. -Right? 224 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,808 I mean, like, come on! Fuck it. 225 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,770 [Brett] Right there. You hear that? Those two words? 226 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,190 By themselves, relatively harmless. 227 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,359 Put them together and they're life changing. 228 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,445 I didn't know that yet, I was too busy thinking 229 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,533 they were right. Maybe for once I should just let go and say... 230 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,663 -All right, maybe. -Well. Way to fully commit. 231 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:20,753 -Was it worth it? Absolutely. Come on! -And to think you had it all figured out. 232 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,214 Had we known, none of us would've helped him, right? 233 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,842 Am I right? Hey, buddy. I love you! 234 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,177 Congrats to the Blackmores. 235 00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:30,188 -Congrats to the Blackmores. -Congrats to the Blackmores. 236 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,557 -Well done! Well played. -Than you, thank you. Come on. 237 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,894 -Cheers! -Cheers! 238 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,730 When ours go through it, I will be belly up in Cabo. 239 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,692 -Drink in hand. -This one, double-fisted. 240 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,111 [Suzanne] They can do it themselves. 241 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,781 ‘Course it helps that they’re already in, so to speak. 242 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,533 They’re in middle school. 243 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,411 Well, if Barry keeps his ass on the advisory board, 244 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,497 -I can keep mine in Cabo. -[Barry] What an ass she has. 245 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,084 Listen, don’t beat yourself up. 246 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:04,338 Harvard is very difficult for non-legacies, it’s hardly fair. 247 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,301 Hey, guys, I'm really sorry. I mean, I don't know what happened. I pushed. 248 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,387 -Really, Barry? How hard? -Hard, very hard. 249 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,724 Didn't Dean Reilly personally invite you to sit on the board? 250 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809 Yeah. Aren't you guys close personal friends? 251 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,395 It's Harvard. They go their own way. 252 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,231 Look, he made on the waitlist. I'm sure he'll clear it. 253 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:26,027 -He’s a wonderful young man. -Yeah, well, you can thank us for that. 254 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,739 Where do you think he’s sitting on the wait list? One? Two? 255 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,200 -Maybe three. -Sadly, it doesn’t matter. 256 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,619 Nobody who gets into Harvard doesn't go. 257 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,787 I didn't know that. Really? 258 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,916 What do us state-school girls know about this Ivy league thing? 259 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,211 Oh, my God! It's all I can say. 260 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,447 [Doug] Well, what are you doing stuffing Adderall in that kid's burgers or what? 261 00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:50,042 -[Jeffrey] Hell yeah. Aren't we all? -[Leslie] We should be. 262 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:51,844 [man] Sweet. 263 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:56,349 You need to capitalize on this. I mean, a book, a blog, I don't know what. 264 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,160 Brett, honey, why aren't you coming down? Everybody wants to see you. 265 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,706 -Mom-- -[Kristen] These people have known you 266 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,359 since you were a baby. Five minutes. Say hello. 267 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,487 Make Suzanne Brooks feel completely inferior as a parent. 268 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,574 -You know I hate her. -Maybe. I have a chem project due. 269 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,201 [game controller buttons clicking] 270 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,286 Okay, well, before everyone leaves. 271 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,580 Especially her. 272 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,973 [Stacy] Whoa, whoa. Okay, so this is 31-A. It has to interlock with B. 273 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,518 Hey, no climbing on it though, right? And I can't have it falling or anything. 274 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,282 Donnie. Come on, okay. I designed it. Personally designed it. 275 00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:44,897 Who gonna take all this down? 276 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,817 Well, that’s kinda the point, here, Donny. Hey, you want some more pizza? 277 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,069 -Do I look like an idiot to you? -No. 278 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,989 -Of course I want more pizza. -Good. 279 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,826 -Stace, this looks awesome. -I know, right? 280 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,538 -Awesome. Look, are they... -Oh. 281 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,457 Yup. 282 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:08,796 [Nico] Okay. Okay. Yeah. 283 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,218 [Les laughing] 284 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,931 The inner sanctum. 285 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,934 Attention peons under my command. 286 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,477 -Can you do it? -It's gonna be great. 287 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,149 Whoa! The inner inner sanctum. 288 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,325 It's all here. Where are my parent's grades? 289 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,456 Shit. 290 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,208 -Yo, Les, what are you doing? -[Les] Is that... 291 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,174 -Dude, is my voice higher now? -That's gas! What the fuck, Les? 292 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,384 Oh my God, stop-- stop it. Stop the gas! 293 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,970 -How do you shut this off? -Just shut it off! 294 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,180 I'm trying! 295 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,057 -[Nico] Shit. Shit. Shit. -We need help! 296 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,684 -Okay. I'm gonna get help! -[Les] Huh. 297 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,519 Epic. 298 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,607 I think my voice is lower now, instead of higher. 299 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,692 -Get down! -[Stacy] Yeah. 300 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,569 You said no climbing! 301 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,529 I did. It's just some selfies though, so chill. 302 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,617 -Oh, hey, there you are. -Hey, hey. We need you. Now. Now! 303 00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,873 -So, why does it smell like gas in here? -Just put your shirt over your mouth. 304 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,086 -Hey. -Hey. 305 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,422 Are these rubbers? 306 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,094 -Is he like a porn star? -My dad gets them by the case, 307 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,223 -who the fuck cares? Tell us what to do? -Open the windows, now! All of them. Go! 308 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,891 -[Nico] Dude, none of those open! -[Brett] Go! 309 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,686 -[Nico] Brett, none of those open! -[Brett] Doors! Open everything. Go. 310 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,938 We are so screwed. We are so-- 311 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,775 What the fuck are you doing, man? 312 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,194 I thought we could do whatever we want as long as we save the school? 313 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,031 Guys, I can't do this. I'm getting really dizzy. 314 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,200 We gotta get out of here. We gotta-- Come on! 315 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,953 Hurry up, come on! 316 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,624 Come on, man! 317 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,965 [man] Yeah! 318 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,094 You know what's happening? 319 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724 Cold air is pouring in those windows right now. 320 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,601 [air hissing] 321 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:33,524 And that pushes lighter methane up packing it tighter and tighter. 322 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,070 The cold air makes the temperature in the room drop 323 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,447 which makes the gas settle... 324 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,451 which pushes out more of the diffused air. 325 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,830 But what really matters is... 326 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,540 the temperature drop. 327 00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:51,409 Okay. You're freaking me out. I'm gonna call-- 328 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:55,062 Because it's just gonna get colder and colder in there until something... 329 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,132 ignites... 330 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,885 and then... 331 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,847 I'm so fucked! 332 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,408 [Legere] An interesting turn of events in Pacific Palisades. 333 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,745 {\an8}Brett Blackmore, who made local news yesterday 334 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:31,248 with acceptances into multiple exclusive colleges 335 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,336 today is suspected of blowing up his high school's administration building. 336 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,313 -[doorbell rings] -[Legere] Stay tuned for more updates 337 00:21:37,454 --> 00:21:38,998 with Channel Six news. 338 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,136 We did manage to pull a frame off the melted security cam drive. 339 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,931 -Well, it’s fuzzy. -But obvious. 340 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,188 -Look, it was just a prank. -The picnic tables weren't the real prank? 341 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,442 Yes, but we did data entry during free and-- 342 00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,693 "We" being? 343 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:04,782 Like, a lot of people did data entry during free for community service credits, 344 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,075 and I know how to run the computers. 345 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,160 So there were others with you in the office? 346 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,664 No. It was just me. I already said that. 347 00:22:13,254 --> 00:22:15,084 It was just me and I know how to run the computers. 348 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,877 I was gonna go into the office and I was just-- 349 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,548 And just do this portal thing and give all the seniors straight A's. 350 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,844 All by yourself. No help. This was completely your idea? 351 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:25,970 All by myself. 352 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,681 [Jeffrey] Well, that-- that doesn't even sound credible 353 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,599 that you could do this on your own. 354 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,810 Honey, this could impact the rest of your life. 355 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,063 This could change everything for-- Well, for all of us. 356 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,524 I know that. 357 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,572 Is that all of them? 358 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,490 All seven. 359 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,577 Three hours. 360 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,037 But they all said "to be reviewed at a later time". 361 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,748 Yes, that's polite-speak for "not a chance in hell." 362 00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,254 I have to cancel my book proposal meeting. Oh, and those blog people... 363 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,923 What were you thinking? 364 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,223 -I'm going to Clint's. -Oh, no, no, no, no. 365 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,142 Okay, yeah. That's good. Maybe that’s good. 366 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,936 Just check in with us, okay? Often. Please? 367 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,816 -We didn't hear from Harvard. -He's wait-listed. 368 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:21,984 They're not even gonna bother. 369 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,820 Well, then, we need to go to Barry and we need to throw ourselves at him. 370 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,822 We already did, okay? He did everything he could. 371 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,949 -You heard what he said. -He wasn’t properly motivated. 372 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,951 If he was properly motivated, he'd do more. 373 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,328 [Jeffery sighs] 374 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,707 He's always had a thing for me, you know that. 375 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:42,588 What? Are you talking about the Jacuzzi thing in Palm Springs? 376 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,299 -That was an accident. -No, that was no accident. 377 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:51,430 -Are you seriously suggesting-- -That we do anything to rectify this? 378 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,558 For our son? For us? 379 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,729 You want to throw away 18 years, not to mention the nine months 380 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:02,316 of bodily sacrifice I made, to come up short? 381 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:09,448 So-- so, you're offering yourself so our kid can go to college-- 382 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:14,078 I am suggesting that we properly motivate him. 383 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:18,248 -That’s it. End of sentence. -So you're offering yourself. 384 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,542 Oh, my God. Yes, I am offering. That's-- 385 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,337 You got it. 386 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,132 What are the odds that yours is literally the only photo 387 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,593 -they retrieved off the camera? -Pretty shitty. 388 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,138 -Hey, you wanna know the actual math? -Are they pressing you? 389 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,890 That doesn't matter, man. 390 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:38,352 I'm not tanking your ride. Or getting Nico's wait-list tossed. 391 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,605 Dude, you do not have to do that. We were all there. All right? 392 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,984 Come on. You guys would have done the same for me. You all would. 393 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,612 [Stacy] Ticking down. Then we’re off to separate schools. 394 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,614 [Clint] And we will still be friends. 395 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,908 You balked on a promise made in tenth grade. 396 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,577 Okay, I am down with the baseball term, that was nice move 397 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,955 -Thank you, well deserved. -Respect, respect. 398 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,500 It sucks what's happening to you. 399 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,003 It definitely does that. 400 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:09,383 My aunt says sometimes the universe gives us a little more than we can handle, 401 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,260 so that we can grow, like, emotionally. 402 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:16,432 -Sounds kinda smart. I guess. -No, I don't know. She's weird. 403 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,519 You remember that stuff the other night? 404 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,938 About cotillion? How you... 405 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,567 thought that I'd ask you to a dance? 406 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,696 Okay, truth? 407 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,324 I used to write "Mrs. Kayla Blackmore" over and over 408 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,118 in all my spelling journals really tiny. 409 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,787 -Seriously? -Yeah, it was sixth grade. 410 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,789 You went your way and I went mine. 411 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,751 I do remember that you smelled like that Irish soap. 412 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,920 It was the OCD, okay? I took like, four showers a day. 413 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:49,715 And that my feet were, like, twice as big as yours. 414 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,717 Yeah, and you weren’t very good with them, Mr. Smooth. 415 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,636 Yeah, they felt like flippers! What was I supposed to do? 416 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,640 -I want to go back to San Juan. -God! 417 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,936 Can I tell you something? 418 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,731 -Is it weird? -Maybe. 419 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,443 [chuckles] No, I just, I don't know, I remember... 420 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,446 your hand in mine... 421 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,033 mine on your back. It was like... 422 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,369 the closest I'd ever been to a girl. 423 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,290 -How come you never said anything? -I don't know, it seemed... 424 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,087 -stalker-y. -I mean, a little stalker-y is okay. 425 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,839 What about being obsessed with you ever since then? 426 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,884 That might be exactly the right amount. 427 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,596 ♪ And I can't find your eyes yeah But I wish I could ♪ 428 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,267 Brett? You should know I'm... 429 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,603 kind of a mess. 430 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,231 Well, I doubt that. 431 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,692 Yeah, everything might seem cool from the surface, 432 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,820 but, you know how it really is. 433 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,990 I'm not-- I'm not sure that I understand what you’re saying. 434 00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:04,206 Everyone has baggage. Mine just might be a little darker and more-- 435 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,126 ♪ Still I feel your heart beat ♪ 436 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:16,927 -Okay, that was ballsy. [laughs] -[laughs] Guess, I'm just saying, fuck it. 437 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,555 Baggage and all. 438 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,517 -That’s kinda bad-ass. -Or insane. 439 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:30,065 -First time I feel free though. -That's totally bad-ass. 440 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,068 What was that? 441 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,615 Just a debt from sixth grade cotillion. 442 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,326 With the guy who mushroomed the school? 443 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:47,082 Shouldn't you be in prison or something instead of out here walking around? 444 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,377 Shouldn’t you be in the corner, Juul-ing, Ted? 445 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,879 [Clint] Hey, Ted? 446 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,091 I don’t totally remember inviting you. 447 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:01,597 -Yeah. I’m with her. -Yeah, like I said. 448 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,978 -We're out. -See you later, captain? 449 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:25,871 -[Brett] I don't know, it seems stalker-y. -I think a little stalker-y is okay. 450 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,708 [Brett] Ugh! God, for the first time I feel free. 451 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,168 That's kinda bad-ass. 452 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,925 “Do what you’re told,” they tell you. “Stay on your path,” 453 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,468 That's what they say. They say, 454 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,511 it leads to some great life but do they know who we are? 455 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:45,432 Do they know what we want? One mistake and everything goes away. 456 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,600 Total bullshit. 457 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,437 But, you know, I've had this list in my head of things I wanted to do 458 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,097 but I've always been too afraid. You wanna know what's on my list? Huh? 459 00:28:53,322 --> 00:28:57,319 You wanna know what's on my list? I'll tell ya. I hate the clarinet. 460 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,365 [screams] 461 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,952 I've also always wanted to get anything other than an A. 462 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:08,705 Punch my physical-ed teacher in the face. I just wanna skip school! 463 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,626 To base jump. No, actually, scratch that. No, no, that sounds sketchy. 464 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,628 But maybe bungee jumping. 465 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,381 Road trip. I've always wanted to travel east. 466 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,758 Ride a motorcycle. I wanna play the guitar. 467 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,427 Jam out. I want to go on tour. 468 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,429 I think we should just start a band and go on tour. 469 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:28,725 Yeah, we should do that. On motorcycles. And we can drag race the motorcycles. 470 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,103 On Tour. Perfect! 471 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,730 But most of all, man. I just wanna fall in love, you know? 472 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,400 I just wanna fall in real love. 473 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:42,447 And kiss my crush since the fifth grade. Kayla Pierce. 474 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,033 But... 475 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,957 Oh, yeah, I already did that. I did that. 476 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,584 Boom! 477 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,673 And have the balls to post this list to you guys. 478 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:13,562 [cellphone vibrating] 479 00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:24,114 -Yo. -Brett! Were you faded last night? 480 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,658 -Like after you left Clint's? -What do you mean? 481 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,744 Because you posted about your love for Kayla last night. 482 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,871 -Yeah, to our group. -Yeah. No, no, no. 483 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,247 -Your post went big. -Wait, what? 484 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:36,168 Or someone ripped and shared it, but it's got over a thousand views. 485 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:42,090 And kiss my crush since the fifth grade. But, oh yeah, I already did that. 486 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,550 I did that! 487 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,473 -[telephone ringing] -[sighs] 488 00:30:56,772 --> 00:31:00,567 -All of them, within hours. -Shit. 489 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:07,240 Man, I am-- I am truly sorry. Ugh! [exhales] 490 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,202 All of them except for... 491 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,871 Harvard. 492 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,462 Well, I suppose since... 493 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,424 he wasn't cleared, there's no reason to notify. 494 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,303 -[Barry clears throat] -Barry... 495 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,681 you know what we're asking. 496 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,061 I already wrote the endorsement letter, you know, as a board member, 497 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,481 -and alum, I'm bound by-- -We're asking for a favor. A huge favor. 498 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:45,070 And we are prepared to respond in kind. 499 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:52,035 -In kind? -With a similarly sized gesture. 500 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,788 Myself and... 501 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,374 Kristen... 502 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,920 are willing to grant you whatever you may wish. 503 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:09,761 I'm-- I'm not sure I'm clear on what you're saying. 504 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,888 In light of... 505 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,976 -the Jacuzzi incident -Okay, that was an accident. 506 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,270 -Was it? Was it? -Ugh! 507 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:22,232 -I-- I thought we were all skinny dipping! -No, no, no. You leaned into her. 508 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:26,069 No, no. The jet went on behind me and water was shooting up my ass, 509 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,906 -I-- I leaned. She moved. -Okay, okay. Sensitive topic. Sensitive. 510 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,367 [sighs] 511 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,287 [Barry sighs] 512 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:40,125 [laughs] Offering your wife... 513 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,128 as if that would incentivize me. 514 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,216 I mean, did you really think that? 515 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:51,344 Well, come on, let's be honest. You've always had a thing for her. 516 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:55,348 I have not. Why do you keep clinging to this? 517 00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:00,061 I'm so sorry, is this for show or on the record? 518 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,191 Okay. 519 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,486 You know, I... 520 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:12,491 I am willing to forget this conversation happened. 521 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:17,120 And I am willing to think about ways to help Brett. 522 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,622 -Oh. Thank you. -But... 523 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:20,832 I do not... 524 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,461 want to have sex with your wife. 525 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,421 Do you understand? 526 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,885 -Yes? -Am I making myself clear? 527 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,887 Yeah. Yes. 528 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,562 -Jesus, Jeffrey, stop! Just stop. -Thank you. 529 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,730 -Stop. -Thank you. 530 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,315 [cellphone vibrates] 531 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,946 {\an8}[cellphone keypad clicking] 532 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:57,661 {\an8}[chuckles] 533 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,081 {\an8}[cellphone keypad clicking] 534 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,180 ["Be Good To Me" by Milo Greene playing] 535 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:25,272 -Where are we going? -North. 536 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:31,653 -Yeah, I can see that. Thanks. -Anytime. 537 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:41,079 ♪ See you lying on the floor And I lay next to you ♪ 538 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,332 -♪ Put your head on me ♪ -[sighs] 539 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,041 -This is his place. 540 00:34:48,137 --> 00:34:49,295 -♪ So be good to me ♪ 541 00:34:49,511 --> 00:34:50,378 -Whose? 542 00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:51,423 -♪ Be good to me ♪ 543 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,425 My mom's boyfriend, Steve. 544 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,802 ♪ 'Cause I give everything ♪ 545 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:57,596 They've been together eight years. 546 00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,348 They like to drink until they pass out. 547 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,435 Usually, she goes first and then he comes looking for me. 548 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,776 Has he ever... 549 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,612 No, no. 550 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,448 No, he's easy to put down when he's drunk. 551 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:17,782 Does your mom know? 552 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,370 She told me to shut up and stop provoking him. 553 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,789 And I was 11. 554 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,920 -Shit, Kayla. -Yeah. 555 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,090 Do you wanna... 556 00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:37,068 confront him or something? I mean, we can record it 557 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:38,995 -and take it to the police. -Nope. 558 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,264 [music playing] 559 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,641 What are you doing? 560 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,561 I wanna do what I've always been too afraid to do. 561 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,731 Before your post, I never had the guts. 562 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,285 This is his favorite thing in the world. He spent like, six years on it. 563 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,333 You sure about this? 564 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,796 Brett, I was 11. 565 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:20,970 Yeah, do it. 566 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,099 Do it. 567 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,124 Kayla! Kayla, let's go. 568 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,522 [Steve] You bitch! 569 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,363 -[Kayla] That felt so good! [screams] -[screams] 570 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,326 You're right. I've never felt this free. 571 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:28,830 Thank you. 572 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,750 You're welcome. 573 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:39,299 That was pretty bad-ass. Pretty bad-ass. 574 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,135 Yeah, it was. 575 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,488 -So, what else is on your list? -No, intimate knowledge. 576 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,948 Thought that was something we'd agree we have to wait and see about. 577 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,367 What? Accessory to auto-assault doesn't come with that? 578 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,995 Okay, yeah. Probably, it does. Okay. 579 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,750 Okay, let's see. My deep dark secret list of things 580 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,085 I've always wanted to do but I've always been afraid to do. 581 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:21,424 -I've always wanted to learn Italian. -Ooh. Scandalous. 582 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,551 No wonder it's a secret. 583 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,514 -See the South Pacific. -I'm down. 584 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:31,684 -Still pretty tame though. -Go to space. 585 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,522 -Like an astronaut. -Yeah. Yeah, like an astronaut. 586 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,274 That might include zero gravity sex. 587 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:40,109 I don't know, it might be kind of overrated. 588 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,113 -Really? -Maybe zero-G while speaking Italian. 589 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,406 That'll be pretty cool. 590 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,619 I don't know. Fall in love is kind of a big one. 591 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,792 -You are messing with me. -No. Who wouldn't wanna do it in space? 592 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,629 No, I'm talking about love. That was what I said. 593 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,174 You think you're the only one? I'm pretty sure it's on everyone's list. 594 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:04,425 ♪ I don't need no money ♪ 595 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,179 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. -You have to! 596 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,556 -Absolutely not. -You have to. 597 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,766 -No, no. -It's on your list! 598 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,518 I meant I wanted to play. All right? 599 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:15,728 I've done, like, YouTube sessions, but there's-- 600 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,981 there's no way. No, Kayla! 601 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,109 Hey, five dollars for five minutes. 602 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,198 -I hate you. -[Kayla] I believe in you. 603 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,241 Don't mess up. 604 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:36,457 See, you can play. 605 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,377 That was the one song that I learned in, like, eighth grade. 606 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,840 Since you said I don't have a wild side... 607 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,430 -[Kayla] Sing! -I can barely play this thing. 608 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,764 You have to sing. 609 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:57,020 -♪ Wild thing ♪ -Yeah. 610 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,190 ♪ You make my heart sing ♪ 611 00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:07,155 -♪ You are so groovy ♪ -[Kayla] Woo! 612 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,200 ♪ Wild thing ♪ 613 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,800 - I think I love you -That's a little forward. 614 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:20,376 ♪ But I just wanna know for sure ♪ 615 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,130 ♪ Wild thing ♪ 616 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,010 ♪ You make my heart sing ♪ 617 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,721 -You just got paid. -♪ You're groovy! ♪ 618 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,202 -You're basically a professional. 619 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:35,888 ♪ Wild thing ♪ 620 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:41,230 -♪ You make my heart sing ♪ -♪ You make my heart sing ♪ 621 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,653 -♪ Oh you're so groovy! ♪ -Groovy! 622 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:54,160 -♪ Wild thing ♪ -Woo! 623 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,496 That was incredible. 624 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,209 I'd buy a ticket to see your show. 625 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,464 [Brett] I missed out on everything, you know what I mean? I never... 626 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,802 cut class to go to the beach, or failed a test, or even got a "B". 627 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,845 It’s not the end of the world, you know. 628 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:19,602 I never snuck a girl in my room. Never even fooled around. 629 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,188 Like nothing? 630 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:24,816 Zero. 631 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,362 So what? That'll all happen when you want it to. 632 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:32,949 Yeah, but it didn't happen because, you know, I was told to... 633 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,786 keep pressing, get ahead, get this and get that and get there. 634 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,571 -You know, it's like-- -I mean, that's all we hear. 635 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,957 It's always, is that gonna get you into a good school, 636 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,875 is that gonna look good on your college app. 637 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,963 -Never is that, gonna make you happy? -Yeah. 638 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:52,760 I just don’t know if I can get it back together, you know? 639 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,889 They know you're not a psychopath who tried to blow up the school. 640 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,891 They have to know it was a mistake. 641 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,234 [cellphone vibrating] 642 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:12,947 [Kayla grunts] Ted. 643 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:20,455 -What's his deal? Seriously, I mean? -It's platonic. He wants more. But... 644 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,751 He's kinda possessive though, wouldn't you say? 645 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,795 His dad runs this modeling agency 646 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,338 and they're sending me to Milan this summer. 647 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:30,465 Yeah, I heard. 648 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:34,260 -When do you go? -Two weeks after graduation. 649 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,973 Anyway, he said, Ted’s having a hard time fitting in at SC 650 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,975 and asked if I could hang with him some. 651 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,311 Wow... 652 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:46,314 What? 653 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:52,278 And you just like hang out with him 'cause his dad's your ticket outta here? 654 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:56,616 What's your problem, Brett? 655 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,202 No, I mean, I just-- 656 00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:01,537 It's just kinda, I don’t know, morally questionable? 657 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:02,914 Morally questionable? 658 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,959 I mean, maybe for you 659 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,755 and your endless options and perfect family. You think I have that? 660 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,633 You think my alcoholic mom and asshole Steve 661 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,176 are gonna help me pay for college? 662 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:19,806 Look, I'm earning every cent of it and who are you to judge me how I do that? 663 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,060 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 664 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:29,732 Have you even thought that I can't go home after what we just did? 665 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,276 No. 666 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:37,240 Shit. I mean, did you think about that before you smashed the car? 667 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,785 No. No, I didn't because that's what fuck-it means, right? 668 00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:47,041 Fuck! Do you have a place to stay? 669 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,837 No I don’t. And I, kind of, thought maybe, I don't know, 670 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,673 someone who cared would maybe sneak me into their room or something. 671 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,679 It's-- My parents would know. 672 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:02,390 And what? What? Think you're becoming a man? 673 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,976 I just, I have to keep it on the narrow, okay? 674 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:07,103 I have a meeting tomorrow, I need to get things back on track. 675 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:10,148 No, I get it. I get it. It's all about your needs. 676 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,861 And sure, yeah, judge me for my morally questionable actions 677 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:17,321 but you're not even living up to the shit that you post. 678 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,160 I gotta find somewhere to sleep tonight. 679 00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:25,029 -Kayla! That's not what I meant. -[Kayla] No, it's fine, Brett. 680 00:44:25,154 --> 00:44:26,280 -Seriously. -[Brett] Kayla! 681 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:34,088 [gunshots firing in video game] 682 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,631 Holy... 683 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,718 Kids are posting their own lists and tagging you, you know. 684 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,179 -[Clint] That's crazy. -I know. 685 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,722 [Nico] It's not crazy. It's a movement. 686 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,891 People are calling you "The Father of the Fuck-it List." 687 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,517 Maybe I don’t wanna be the father. 688 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,813 -Did anybody consider that? -All right, you sure? 689 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,192 Just wanna say I knocked my top item off my Fuck-it list last night, 690 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,985 thanks to Brett Blackmore. 691 00:44:56,986 --> 00:45:00,031 Brett, you gave me the courage to do what I've always been afraid to do. 692 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:05,036 And I hope that in that school meeting, you get what you need. Whatever that is. 693 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,413 [Nico] Dude, nice. 694 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,000 You look like you're gonna puke. 695 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,169 Yeah. 696 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,256 -I screwed that up, man. -Already? 697 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,134 -It's not good. -Yeah. 698 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,639 [Baird] Let me start by saying that I understand the tragic components 699 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,723 to this situation. 700 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,934 -It's been a nightmare. -For all of us. 701 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:32,146 And it will go down as one of the most regrettable incidents of my career. 702 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:36,442 Brett has been an exemplary student by every measure. 703 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,278 [Kristen] Yes, and obviously we are incredibly concerned about you 704 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,989 -and the school, and-- -We'd love to put this whole thing 705 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,450 behind us and get back on track. 706 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:49,789 And with that, we would love to start the rebuilding fund 707 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,959 for the new and improved administration building. 708 00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:57,880 It's like we're... 709 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,716 headed down the road and we picked up a nail, 710 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:04,512 now we've just got to identify the leak, fix the leak, fix the flat, 711 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,390 and boom, continue to our destination. 712 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,226 Only I'm afraid this is more like a stalagmite 713 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,103 that's impaled the entire car. 714 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,023 -Stalagmites, that's the ones that-- -Yes. Up from the floor. 715 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:20,361 Look, we have two very serious issues here. 716 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:25,241 One, a school prank that's gone horribly awry. 717 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,910 It's unfortunate, it's costly, 718 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:32,581 it's understandable in some idiotic teenage way, 719 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:36,919 because it was an accident and thankfully, nobody died. 720 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:41,674 Well, yes, well, the nobody died part. That, that is a plus. 721 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:47,638 And the rest can be rebuilt, right? Probably better than it was before. 722 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:51,267 -This is gonna be a six-figure number. -Yes, I understand. 723 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:56,897 -Okay, so, what is the other issue? -Speaks to character. 724 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,651 -Integrity. On a-- on a much larger scale. -Well, that's great then. 725 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:03,487 Yeah, because as you said, Brett is exemplary-- 726 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:06,282 Yes, that is the argument I made to the school board 727 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,284 before the latest development. 728 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:15,708 Would you like to tell them, Brett? About your list? 729 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:26,010 It's-- it's just something that I said to six of my friends. 730 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:29,555 -And that list has gone viral. -That's not my fault. 731 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,767 The perils of social media have been well documented. 732 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:37,813 It has almost 100,000 views and it's been up for less than 36 hours. 733 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,900 -What are we talking about? -What is it? 734 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:46,906 I don't know, it's a list, you know, like a bucket list of things that I... 735 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,075 wish I had done, I guess. 736 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,994 Well, it does rhyme with bucket, doesn't it? 737 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,412 What rhymes with bucket? 738 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,166 -Oh! Fu-- -Fu-- Brett? Really? 739 00:47:57,635 --> 00:47:59,797 In the middle of this meltdown, you make a list of all the people 740 00:47:59,927 --> 00:48:01,679 -you want to have sex with? -Mom-- 741 00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:07,051 -No, that's not what it's about. -Well then, what in God's name is it? 742 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:10,513 It's about all the times that I wish I could have just said fuck-it 743 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,181 and done the thing that I wanted to do, 744 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:15,142 -instead of doing what I was supposed to. -What you wanted to do? Like what? 745 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,895 Like, play high school basketball. I wanted to play basketball 746 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,980 but it conflicted with jazz band, which you made me do. 747 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:22,942 Yes, because it's a fact that male reed instrument musicians, 748 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,443 they're in short supply in the Ivy League-- 749 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,946 But I hate reed instruments! You know that. 750 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,281 You know that, you know that, you both know that. I hate-- 751 00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,493 I think that this is an internal issue 752 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,663 that your family needs to discuss in private. 753 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:40,584 But as far as Brett's future here at Cali High... 754 00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:45,214 he won't be receiving his diploma at this institution. 755 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:50,094 You've gone from being accepted to seven out of eight Ivies 756 00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:53,848 to not graduating high school in the span of 72 hours. 757 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,100 Did you finally get what you wanted? 758 00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,394 Maybe it's what I needed. 759 00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:04,275 What-- I'm sorry, what was that, young man? Get over here right now. 760 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:10,322 Get, get over here! Paddle over here, right now! Get over here. 761 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:13,784 I know what you're doing. I know exactly what you're doing. 762 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,161 I showed you that movie! 763 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,122 You are no Dustin Hoffman! Not even close! 764 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:23,252 Brett, get over here. Now! Get on over here! Come on! 765 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:24,587 Brett! 766 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:32,845 [Jeffrey] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Excuse me? Ex-- Hey! 767 00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:38,934 Hey! Hello! Hello! Where do you think you're going? Get... 768 00:49:39,048 --> 00:49:42,438 ♪ And way down we go, go, go ♪ 769 00:49:42,824 --> 00:49:46,428 Not the car, Brett! Brett! Brett! 770 00:49:46,628 --> 00:49:50,254 ♪ And way down we go, go, go ♪ 771 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:54,033 {\an8}♪ Say way down we go ♪ 772 00:49:56,535 --> 00:50:00,039 ♪ Way down we go ♪ 773 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:08,923 -♪ Oh you let your feet run wild ♪ -[car horn honks] 774 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:14,637 ♪ Time has come as we all oh go down ♪ 775 00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:19,642 ♪ Yeah but for the fall ♪ 776 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:26,065 ♪ And way down we go, go, go ♪ 777 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,818 ♪ Way down we go ♪ 778 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:37,326 ♪ Say way down we go ♪ 779 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:43,999 {\an8}♪ Oh 'cause they will run you down Down 'til you fall ♪ 780 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,169 ♪ Oh way down we go ♪ 781 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,590 [all cheer] Yeah! 782 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,809 [all cheer] 783 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,576 Yeah! 784 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,163 ♪ Oh baby yeah ♪ 785 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:30,296 ♪ Oh way down ♪ 786 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,305 ♪ Yeah ♪ 787 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:47,021 -[cellphone chimes] -♪ Way down we go, go, go ♪ 788 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:54,278 -[cellphone chimes] -♪ Oh way down we go ♪ 789 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:59,658 ♪ Say way down we go ♪ 790 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:04,538 -♪ Way down we go ♪ -[sighs] 791 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:18,469 -Can you believe it, man? -No. 792 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,979 I put down my list last night. 793 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,441 There was only one thing on it. 794 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:35,444 -I didn't see it. -I have a Finsta. 795 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,697 Yeah, dude. I made it with you. I follow you. 796 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,618 No, dude. Like, another one. A real one. 797 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:03,889 [Brett] Wow. 798 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,393 Really? 799 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,105 Surprised? 800 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,275 Yes and no. 801 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:22,408 I don't know, you've been kinda more low key than most guys. 802 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:26,578 I said I was focused on baseball. Had some stuff to work through. 803 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:30,666 You've been good though? You okay? 804 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,168 I've... 805 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,422 I've been trying to be. 806 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:40,926 I gotta be who I am, you know? 807 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,972 Isn't that what all this is about? 808 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,392 Mm-hmm. 809 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,063 Does this... 810 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:55,607 I don't know... 811 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:58,402 mess us up? 812 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,781 Hell, no, dude. You're like the closest thing to a brother I have. 813 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,033 Cool. 814 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,496 I wonder what my dad will say. 815 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:13,041 -You're gonna tell him? -Not till I'm out of the house. 816 00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,211 Yeah, I hear that, man. 817 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,257 Hey look, just know if anybody messes with you, I got your back. 818 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,927 Good, cause this is all on you now. 819 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:40,527 ♪ Back home they're talking They say that you're not the same ♪ 820 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:43,947 [cellphone ringing] 821 00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:45,616 -Yeah? -[Zim] Brett Blackmore 822 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:46,992 of the fuck-it list? 823 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:48,827 Uh. How'd you get this number? 824 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,872 Dude, anyone that can't get your number isn't worth your data or your talk time. 825 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,500 I, my friend, am taking you to the next level. 826 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,502 That Burning Kid session you did tonight? Epic. 827 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,254 I saw it on Snap, my Twitter, my Insta feed in the last 20 minutes, 828 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,715 and you are blowing up. Teenagers building an effigy with articles 829 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,300 of enslavement and burning it down 830 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:05,093 just to announce that they’re not going to be yoked 831 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:08,055 to this parent-planned marathon of arduous work any longer? 832 00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:12,559 hashtag win, hashtag epicwin, hashtag epiclogarithmicwinwinwin. 833 00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,520 How many different ways do you want me to put it, dude? 834 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:16,897 You have struck a main vein and you need to get monetized, 835 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,357 ASA-effin-P! 836 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,860 I'm willing to bet that that Benz that you're driving is not even yours. 837 00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,822 And it should be. For cash. You're an adult now. No more daddy's car. 838 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,241 Okay, so I'm on Livestream, I get it. Big deal. 839 00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:29,868 But, it is a big deal, Brett, because you are not benefiting from it. 840 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,078 Listen to this, 841 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:33,997 I have about a dozen brands that are willing pay you five to ten K 842 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:37,125 just to be associated with you and your fuck-it list right now. 843 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,419 It's, like, 50,000 dollars just to... 844 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,506 what, wear t-shirts, launch merchandise? 845 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:46,844 Wear t-shirts and launch merchandise! Yeah, 50K, minimum. 846 00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:49,763 You grow this thing and I'll grow your green to no end. 847 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,139 Look, you seen a rain in the club? 848 00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:53,851 Let's make it thunderstorm in your backyard. 849 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,477 Okay, I get it. That's a lot of money. 850 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,939 -I'll think about it? -Okay. 851 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:02,609 Do that. Think about it. Pound a triple espresso and a rock star. 852 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:03,819 I'm calling you back in an hour. 853 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,281 -Okay. -[car horn honks] 854 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:21,753 ♪ They were high school kids ♪ 855 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:27,175 ♪ They were high school kids ♪ 856 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,184 -[man] Here you go. -Thanks, man. 857 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:39,146 [cellphone vibrating] 858 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,982 -Yo. -How many you got? Right now. 859 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,776 -What? -Followers, dude. Just check. 860 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,154 'Cause you're tagged everywhere. Like Reddit level stuff. 861 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,156 What are you talking about? 862 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:51,658 [gulps surprisingly] 863 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:58,707 {\an8}Shit, I'm-- Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 864 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:06,131 {\an8}-Holy shit! -Nope. Haven't eaten yet, just coffee. 865 00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:08,800 What the fuck are you doing? Get off my car! 866 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,969 I've been wanting to do this for years. 867 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,263 I give you money every day. And you go buy lotto tickets. 868 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,350 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not quick picks. I use an algorithm. 869 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:19,394 No. You can't use an algorithm to buy lotto-- 870 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:22,856 -What are you doing pissing on my car? -What are you, some special needs kid? 871 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:26,610 A, you haven't even seen the algorithm, Mr. A.P. Calculus Lightweight, 872 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:29,071 B, you have no business having a car like this, 873 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,490 and C, there's a list in case your brain has coddled. 874 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:34,034 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do you know about that? 875 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,745 You think not having shelter means I'm an idiot? 876 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:40,123 It's empowering shit, man. You do what you believe in 877 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:43,335 and it's gonna save the world. I'm pissing on excess. Sorry it was yours. 878 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,838 You're lucky I didn't eat! Because the real item for the list-- 879 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:49,383 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 880 00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,000 Hey, Dad. 881 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,379 You okay? 882 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,257 Yeah. 883 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:33,010 Coffee? 884 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:35,387 Sure. 885 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:49,443 Your mother and I looked up that list that you posted last night. 886 00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:56,366 All that frustration, everything that we forced you to do. 887 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:58,660 [sighs] 888 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,371 We are so lost right now. 889 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:05,125 We have no idea how we got here. We had this... 890 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:09,337 18-year plan for you that got us to the one-yard line and then... 891 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,090 this. 892 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:18,221 -Yeah, but it was your 18-year plan. -Fair enough. 893 00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,350 It was fun while it lasted. 894 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,149 -Listen. When I was your age-- -Dad. 895 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,694 Come on, don't say that you know kids because you were one once. 896 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:35,030 All right, nobody's had it like we do these days. 897 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:38,283 That's true. 898 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:42,913 I mean, you said... 899 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,876 right, that success is becoming one's true, best self, 900 00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:49,795 achieving one's potential. 901 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,172 All right? But, I can't... 902 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:58,136 I cannot do that with you and mom just paving the road in front of me. 903 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,597 I mean, when everything is about this class and that instrument 904 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,268 and this grade, it's-- It just can't be all that growing up is about. 905 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:09,648 You know? I have to be able to... 906 01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:12,609 make decisions for myself. 907 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,906 Maybe that's the realization of wherever you are that you... 908 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,617 need to make your own decisions. 909 01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:24,329 But I'd be a lousy parent... 910 01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:26,873 if I didn't tell you... 911 01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:31,253 that this thing you started, it can't be erased. 912 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:35,757 It lives forever, whether you want it to or not. 913 01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:41,388 Everyone else gets to jump in, jump out, move on with their lives 914 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,558 but if you're the face of this thing, you own it. 915 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:50,522 And in the end, who knows how it'll treat you, because it does not care. 916 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:52,649 Not about you. 917 01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:56,903 No matter how wrong-minded... 918 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:01,950 your mother and I were for this 18-year plan... 919 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:07,330 the one thing we did do was care. 920 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,045 I know you did. 921 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:19,301 Part of being an adult is knowing that sometimes things don't work out. 922 01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:23,930 Sometimes people's lives get thrown off the rails. 923 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:26,850 And they never recover. 924 01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:31,313 [sighs] Yeah, I get it. I... 925 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,650 [Jeffrey] So, just be careful. 926 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:39,362 I will. 927 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:47,746 It's safe to assume that my car is in the garage right now, right? 928 01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:52,209 Oh. Well... 929 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:55,420 It's not in the garage yet... 930 01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,507 because I am getting it detailed for you. 931 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,010 Oh. 932 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,472 Thank you. That's big of you. 933 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:08,558 I think. 934 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:23,615 This is a beautiful feeling of complete validation. 935 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,785 Three hundred thousand followers. 936 01:02:26,945 --> 01:02:28,536 [Zim] I mean, rate of uptake is impressive, 937 01:02:28,714 --> 01:02:29,955 all the metrics seemed to be pointed 938 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,165 in the right direction, and most importantly, it's spawning. 939 01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:36,002 What that means is, kids, they're posting their lists in honor of yours. 940 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,963 With this growth rate, a little viral marketing, 941 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:40,966 this thing doubles in a week. But you gotta keep it relevant, all right. 942 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:43,212 You gotta-- you gotta post, you gotta like kid's posts, 943 01:02:43,337 --> 01:02:45,053 you gotta keep it a part of the bigger conversation. 944 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:48,139 You do that, my friend, you got your shot at reaching a mil, easy. 945 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,976 Money. What does that mean in money? 946 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,103 That's when the largeness start to roll in. 947 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:56,273 Yeah, forget that, let's talk about the power. 948 01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:59,609 -Okay. -This is direct access to a generation. 949 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:02,320 Guys, I started this as a rant 950 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,572 because I've been being ridden like a racehorse my whole life. 951 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,783 All right? This wasn't meant to be seen by anybody. 952 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:08,285 -Yeah-- -I'm not a poster boy, dude. 953 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,829 -Dude, we-- we get that. -Butting in, if I may? 954 01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:14,040 Brett, this thing is like lightning, okay? It never appears when it should. 955 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,209 Your frustrations, they're real, as they should be. 956 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,254 This thing, it's bigger than you, it's being shared by kids everywhere. 957 01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:23,008 And they're genuinely invested in you. You're tending the flame for all of them. 958 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,012 Maybe it moves on without you, maybe not. 959 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:29,347 Yo, fellas! 960 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,017 Got some smoothies in the back if you want some. 961 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:36,146 Yeah, Dad, we're, kind of, in the middle of a meeting here. 962 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,606 Yeah, y'all trying to act grown, that's right. 963 01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:41,651 Brett, you might wanna check out what's going on next door though. 964 01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,159 [Brett] No, I don't know them. How could I know that what-- 965 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,287 -Where is this again? -Huntsville, Alabama. 966 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:55,040 And they actually robbed a bank because of this list? 967 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:57,000 Okay, well, that's their list. That's not my list. 968 01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,045 -Am I being blamed for this? -Should you be? 969 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:02,797 -What kind of question is that? -That's a grand jury question. 970 01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,009 Whether his use of social media is an incitement to commit crime. 971 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,262 Our recommendation? Stop whatever you're doing, 972 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:10,805 posting or sharing. 973 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:20,273 [car engine starts] 974 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:24,819 You feel that? That's the road not being paved in front of you. 975 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,034 I think it might be time to call Aunt Maisie. 976 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:35,080 -Mom, she's a slip and fall attorney. -I know, dear. You've done both. 977 01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:40,293 -Money! -Power! 978 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,975 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 979 01:04:56,226 --> 01:05:00,313 {\an8}♪ I've been waiting up 'Cause I can't get enough oh ♪ 980 01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:04,317 My list is tour with A$AP Rocky, perform at Tomorrowland, 981 01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:05,806 squirrel suit from the top of Everest. 982 01:05:05,931 --> 01:05:08,113 ♪ Your needle sews my heart oh ♪ 983 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,657 ♪ Fuck me up and make me just go crazy ♪ 984 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:13,910 -Go watch the Olympics. -To go to a World Series game seven. 985 01:05:14,321 --> 01:05:15,921 I wanna steal the Declaration of Independence. 986 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,081 Scuba dive at the Great Barrier Reef. 987 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:21,876 {\an8}♪ You're the only one that I want ♪ 988 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:27,298 -I wanna learn how to play quidditch. -I wanna take a year off to travel Europe. 989 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,259 I wanna go to the Met ball. 990 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:36,599 ♪ Let me go, I'm spendin' time Not doin' fine but I'm doin' fine ♪ 991 01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:40,562 {\an8}♪ Why you actin' vain for my love Vain for my love ♪ 992 01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:45,316 -I just quit my job! -I wanna visit every country in the world. 993 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,860 And then become president. 994 01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:51,865 I want to be a Hollywood movie star, win a Grammy and make out with J.Lo. 995 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:55,201 ♪ I wanna drink my wine I wanna pass that by ♪ 996 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:59,789 {\an8}♪ I wanna make her cry She wanna make me die ♪ 997 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:05,753 {\an8}♪ Apple pie six cigarettes and I'll catch The vibe that we can't forget ♪ 998 01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:06,838 Be a pirate. 999 01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:08,715 I wanna star, write and direct my own movie. 1000 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,341 I wanna travel to Tokyo. 1001 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:13,303 When you got everything that I want? 1002 01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:18,057 ♪ Why you actin' vain for my blood Vain for my blood ♪ 1003 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,685 ♪ When you got everything that I want? ♪ 1004 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,563 Tell my parents that I'm bi and I'm proud of that. 1005 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:28,359 ♪ It's hard to miss you when you are Always on the tip of my tongue ♪ 1006 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:35,700 ♪ I feel like I'm looking for somethin' Somethin' that'll never come ♪ 1007 01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:39,996 -♪ I'll be waiting ♪ -♪ I'll be waiting ♪ 1008 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:44,125 -♪ Oh for you ♪ -♪ I'll be waiting for you ♪ 1009 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,971 [woman] Dean Reilly calling back regarding Brett Blackmore. 1010 01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:58,556 [sighs] 1011 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,392 [Reilly] It certainly impacts me when the department chair 1012 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,770 of media studies brings it to my attention. 1013 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,190 Or my own two teenage girls can't stop talking about it. 1014 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,442 [chuckles] Understood. 1015 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:13,279 As you know, his father's my business partner, 1016 01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:16,491 so I will do everything I can to shut it down. 1017 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,118 No, no, no, Barry, you're missing the point. 1018 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:22,163 This kid could be another iconoclast. 1019 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,249 I mean, sure, yeah, we get our fair share here, 1020 01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,125 the Zuckerbergs and the Gates. 1021 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:29,295 Those are two of the weirdest kids we've ever admitted. 1022 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,881 But, they’re the disruptors. So, I personally, 1023 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,050 I'd like to hear more from Brett Blackmore. 1024 01:07:34,509 --> 01:07:37,595 And I’m going to need the voting members of the board to back me on this. 1025 01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:40,723 Of course. You can count on me. I mean, 1026 01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:43,560 listen, I understood, as a disruptor myself-- 1027 01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,228 [Reilly] Yeah, okay, Barry, stop it. 1028 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:49,232 Just deliver the kid. Okay? 1029 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,901 [clears throat] Got it. 1030 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:59,117 [Jeffrey] Brett! Brett! Brett! 1031 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,539 -Brett! -What? 1032 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,208 You are not gonna believe this. 1033 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,044 Brett! 1034 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:27,520 You been okay? 1035 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:30,398 Other than hiding from my mom and Steve? Yeah. 1036 01:08:36,571 --> 01:08:39,282 -[Brett] I want you to come live with me. -You can’t. 1037 01:08:39,413 --> 01:08:40,959 Then I'll get you a hotel room or something. 1038 01:08:41,084 --> 01:08:43,328 -Brett, stop. It’s fine. -No, it’s not fine. 1039 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,127 How many people do you think I ever told about Steve? 1040 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:54,964 One. 1041 01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:03,056 Look, we had a moment, and it was cool, but... 1042 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,683 I can't mess this thing up with Ted's dad. 1043 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:08,603 -It’s the only way I can pay for school. -I know. I get it. 1044 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,564 And I am sorry, you know. 1045 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,733 Don’t be. I have no regrets. 1046 01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,569 You know, I’d kill to be able to say that. 1047 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:23,159 Last week, I was so sure of everything, you know? College... 1048 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:25,495 my future. 1049 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:31,959 -Now, it's all just gone. -Yeah, it blows. 1050 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:37,674 -Is that it? -All I got. 1051 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,232 Okay, Brett. Look, beyond the horizon. 1052 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:56,526 It's unknown. 1053 01:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,113 Your future. Just waiting for you to discover it. 1054 01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:03,366 This shitty time? Soon it will just be a memory. 1055 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,452 Whether you're still standing here, stuck, that's all you get to control. 1056 01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:10,998 And what kills the future is fear. 1057 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,167 And your post showed me that. 1058 01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:18,506 So the question is, what would you do if you had no fear? 1059 01:10:24,846 --> 01:10:25,888 Close your eyes... 1060 01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,810 and imagine what you want your future to be. 1061 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,439 And when you open them... 1062 01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:37,483 that’s your decision. 1063 01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:44,615 And Brett, I meant what I said, the other day. 1064 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,951 I hope you get what you need. 1065 01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:09,348 Brett, honey, we need you to come home as fast as you can, okay? 1066 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:10,475 Hurry up, right now. 1067 01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:12,477 -[sighs] -Finally! 1068 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,479 -Marheem is coming. -Marheem is coming. 1069 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,648 Marheem is coming, that's-- 1070 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,026 -that's the emergency? -Brett, 1071 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:24,697 you have an opportunity to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. 1072 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:30,203 Harvard is impressed with your initiative. And your "fuck-you" list. 1073 01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:32,789 They want you to write an essay detailing everything you've learned. 1074 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:33,915 -What? -Also, 1075 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:36,125 Barry seems to think that the dean's daughters 1076 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,744 are really obsessed with you. 1077 01:11:37,894 --> 01:11:39,619 -Wait. But I don't even-- -[Jeffrey] Not even what? 1078 01:11:39,819 --> 01:11:42,298 What is this "not even"? Why are you us a "not even" right now? 1079 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:44,091 -Well, it's just that, I've been... -What is that? 1080 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,387 ...considering everything and thinking about what I might want 1081 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,430 for myself, you know. 1082 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:52,433 Hold on, is this "yay" basketball, "boo" clarinet again, really? 1083 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:54,310 No, Mom! It's just that-- that-- 1084 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,064 It's about my future, you know, and the unknown. 1085 01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,900 Yeah, we're-- we're trying to get rid of the "un" part 1086 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:03,277 and get you toward the known part. That's what we do. 1087 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:04,695 Dad, I mean we... 1088 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,825 -we talked about this. -Yes, we did. 1089 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,244 We talked and we hear you, but... 1090 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,163 but, Brett, this is Harvard. 1091 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,166 But... 1092 01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,253 I mean, maybe, I'm not even... 1093 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,840 -For real? This is 'cause I... -[Kristen] Yeah. Brett. Brett! 1094 01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:26,926 -For real. -Okay, look. 1095 01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,095 We have two paths here. 1096 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:33,975 A, you don't graduate high school or attend college 1097 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,936 and we deal with the legal and academic fallout of that 1098 01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:39,647 -for the next five to six years. -[Kristen] Or maybe forever. 1099 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:45,736 And then, there's option B, where we-- Where you write a great essay, 1100 01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:50,575 you get into Harvard and you look back on option A and-- and-- and politely 1101 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,952 smile and give it the finger. 1102 01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:01,335 It doesn't even really sound like a choice when you put it like that. 1103 01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:04,714 -Exactly! -Come on! You got this. 1104 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,592 Theme is everything. 1105 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,720 Okay, um... 1106 01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:15,683 Conquering my fear, finding my voice... 1107 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,395 -helping other kids... -[Marheem] Ugh! Boring. 1108 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,439 Harvard doesn't give a shit about any of that stuff. 1109 01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:24,186 -But they-- they said-- -Who cares what they said? 1110 01:13:24,361 --> 01:13:26,819 They're a profit-making enterprise. And they're not giving you this chance 1111 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,447 -because they value what you've done. -They're not? 1112 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,700 Brett, please. Don't be an idiot. Your parents are on the clock. 1113 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,536 Okay, then what is their motive? 1114 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:37,914 -To stop your little movement. -Really? 1115 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,999 [Marheem] I'm sure on some level Harvard is impressed, 1116 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,751 but you've become a voice of dissent, 1117 01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:44,170 galvanizing the masses against their oppressors. 1118 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:46,964 The educational industrial complex has been hijacked 1119 01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,341 and turned into a money press. 1120 01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:53,429 Private schools, tutor fees, personal counselors, test prep materials, 1121 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:55,932 online courses, test fees, application fees, 1122 01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:59,226 all designed to bind kids ages four to 18 to the machinery. 1123 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:02,313 It sucks parents dry, and drives you into institutions 1124 01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:06,442 that cost a quarter of a million dollars for an undergraduate degree. 1125 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:10,738 -A piece of paper. -That could be our theme. 1126 01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:12,406 Are you hallucinating? 1127 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:17,828 The system is imperfect, Brett. But it's the system. 1128 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,957 -Don't try and change it, exploit it! -Okay. I'm not-- I don't-- 1129 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:25,169 I don't know what you're saying, Marheem, and I haven't had any sleep 1130 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:27,296 and the past few weeks have just been a real shit show, 1131 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:32,051 so if you could just explain to me, just tell me what to write, please. 1132 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,137 I am, Brett. But first, you need to wake up. 1133 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,974 You had it right for the past 15 years. 1134 01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:40,935 Play their game, get a degree from Harvard, 1135 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:44,230 and then you can do anything you want with your life. 1136 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,691 Do you want to be able to do anything-- 1137 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:49,318 I want to be able to do anything I want in my life. 1138 01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:52,446 Good. Then, contrition. 1139 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:59,286 -Excuse me? -Your theme is contrition. 1140 01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:02,665 You realize that the past few weeks have been an epic life-fart, 1141 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,875 a moment of behavioral flatulence 1142 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,379 caused by a freak accident that occurred during an incident 1143 01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:11,757 that you were roped into by your prankster friends, and you are sorry. 1144 01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:13,259 You are repentant. 1145 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:17,513 You wanna get your life back on track, and Harvard is the place to do that. 1146 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:23,602 Okay. Yeah, yeah. 1147 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,439 Yeah, life-fart. I can... 1148 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,233 I can write that. 1149 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,071 [sighs] 1150 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,627 [sighs] 1151 01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:11,275 What's he doing? 1152 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:14,987 He's thinking. He's got to be thinking. 1153 01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:17,823 Yes. Shouldn't that occur in front of a computer? 1154 01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:23,662 Brett? 1155 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,333 -[Brett] Hmm? -How's the essay coming? 1156 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:29,376 Good. 1157 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:31,712 When do think we'll get a draft? 1158 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:33,547 Soon. 1159 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,509 Would you mind taking off your glasses? 1160 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:38,677 Wanna see your eyes. 1161 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,141 Are you okay? 1162 01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:47,103 Yeah, I'm good, Dad. I'm good. 1163 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:49,355 There's nothing going on that we should know about? 1164 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:50,856 [Brett] No. 1165 01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:54,276 You're gonna get the essay done on time, right? 1166 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:56,070 What? You want me to promise? 1167 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,072 -Wouldn't hurt. -Yeah! 1168 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:09,250 [Jeffrey] Brett! Brett! 1169 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:15,172 -Is-- is he promising? -[Kristen] Uh. I think that's a... 1170 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,720 -[woman] Okay, smile! -]Stacy] Wait, wait, wait! 1171 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,314 -One more, one more! -[woman] Smile, guys. 1172 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:28,477 -[woman] Okay. One more. Aw, sweet. -Dude, I'm so proud of you. 1173 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:32,356 -It's too cool, huh? -Okay, okay, Mom! I think that's enough. 1174 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:34,900 [Stacy] Okay! Bye! 1175 01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:37,077 -[Clint] All right, see you, Stace! -[Nico] See you, Stace! 1176 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:43,033 [Clint] Yeah, it's crazy. 1177 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,579 -[Brett] Nice robes, graduates. -[Nico] There he is! 1178 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:49,540 Did you catch that? Ritualistic freedom! 1179 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:52,918 No, I actually just showed up. I’m not even sure I'm allowed on campus. 1180 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:55,129 You are gonna write the shit out of that essay. 1181 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:56,505 Yeah. 1182 01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,970 -Hey, we'll catch up with you in a bit. -Sounds good. Have fun. 1183 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,977 [Brett inhales, exhales] 1184 01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:14,773 [woman laughs] 1185 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,867 -Congratulations. -Thanks. 1186 01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:28,579 I hear you're abandoning the list. 1187 01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:31,749 Yeah, Harvard is pretty-- it's pretty tough to pass up. 1188 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:33,125 I get it. 1189 01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,794 If that’s your decision, I’m happy for you. 1190 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,714 Yeah, me too. 1191 01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:41,634 [car horn honking] 1192 01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:45,012 Look, can we just hang out before you go to Europe, please? 1193 01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:48,307 I'm actually-- I'm leaving tonight. 1194 01:18:48,459 --> 01:18:49,975 I thought you said you have, like, two weeks? 1195 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,019 Things change. It happens. 1196 01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:54,980 -[car horn honks] -I gotta go. 1197 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:04,782 Good luck. Seriously. 1198 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:19,380 Just like that. Life moment, like your dad always says. 1199 01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:23,175 -She's leaving tonight. -Yeah, well, dude, it's couch surfing. 1200 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,260 It blows. 1201 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:28,097 And Steve filed charges for the car thing, so, you know. 1202 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,723 Why didn't she tell me any of this? 1203 01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:33,310 Brett, come on. You were valedictorian. 1204 01:19:33,394 --> 01:19:35,396 What good is that if you can't figure this shit out? 1205 01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:52,454 [car door closes, engine starts] 1206 01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:04,300 [Clint] You can't take it down. You know that. 1207 01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:07,052 Yeah, I'm familiar with how the Internet works. 1208 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,931 I'm just gonna post my Harvard letter, man. 1209 01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:13,434 Serves an act of contrition and... 1210 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:15,894 you know, disconnect me from the movement. 1211 01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,896 But that won't end it. 1212 01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:23,152 -Well, it'll end my involvement with it. -It's done some good, you know. 1213 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:25,529 [chuckles] 1214 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,200 Clint, you realize that my whole life didn't have to crater for you to come out. 1215 01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:32,244 Bro, get outside of yourself. 1216 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:36,665 You think I'm the only one that found the balls to face my fears? 1217 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:41,253 No, you gave courage to a whole lot of people. That is worth something. 1218 01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:44,173 Brett, how's the-- Hey, Clint. 1219 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:48,552 Oh. Hello, Mrs. Blackmore. I was just leaving. 1220 01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:55,893 Can I read a draft? 1221 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,480 -Uh. No, not yet. -Why not? 1222 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:03,567 I'm working on it. 1223 01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:07,279 -You know, you have to turn this in soon. -I know. I know. 1224 01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:09,448 -I know. -When? 1225 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,408 Soon. 1226 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:13,619 Tomorrow. 1227 01:21:15,606 --> 01:21:16,955 You're not going to blow this, are you? 1228 01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,624 -Mom! -Okay, sorry. 1229 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:26,673 [exhales] 1230 01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:47,945 Hey, bro. 1231 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,156 Oh, man! 1232 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:56,662 You've had a rough few weeks, man. I mean, shit. 1233 01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:01,375 -That's fairly accurate. -You know there are times when I just... 1234 01:22:03,293 --> 01:22:05,838 -think if I hadn't stepped on that pipe-- -Dude, don't even go there. 1235 01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:08,632 Don't go there. 1236 01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:14,388 [chuckles] 1237 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:20,978 Man! We're like a metaphor for life, you and me, you know that? 1238 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,606 Born in the same town... 1239 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:28,569 grew up going to the same schools, and playing in the same little leagues. 1240 01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:36,243 And now, you're poised to depart, again for like... 1241 01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:40,581 a life of big shit, like, Ivy League, and mega financial success. 1242 01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:42,124 Maybe. 1243 01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:45,669 I don't know. 1244 01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,135 What about you? Other half of the metaphor. 1245 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:54,720 You know me. 1246 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,140 Start working for my dad, join the plumbers union. 1247 01:22:58,724 --> 01:22:59,850 pull 100-G a year. 1248 01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:03,854 Surf and party. Just live. 1249 01:23:04,438 --> 01:23:08,525 -That doesn't sound bad, dude. -Yeah, it's really not. I'm stoked. 1250 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:21,663 Yo, is that who I think? Dee? 1251 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:23,790 [Les] Yeah, that's Dee. 1252 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,628 Talk about a fall from grace. There's your cautionary tale. 1253 01:23:29,296 --> 01:23:31,673 -What do you mean? -Dude, the wall. 1254 01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,552 I mean, you guys were almost neighbors until your world exploded. 1255 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:37,179 [Brett] What? 1256 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:39,765 [Les] Dee. Douglas Ebeyer. 1257 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:45,521 He was valedictorian, like, 20 years ago. Dude, he was you. 1258 01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:16,051 [Brett] Dear Harvard Admissions Committee... 1259 01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:20,639 everyone tells me that acceptance to your institution is the first step 1260 01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:22,432 on the path to guaranteed success. 1261 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:26,311 And yet, I have no idea what that means. 1262 01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:32,067 Are we talking money? A big job? A mansion in a community of mansions? 1263 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,446 My dad says, "Success is about becoming your true self." 1264 01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:39,449 But how many parents really want their kids to do that? 1265 01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:44,871 Parents and institutions ignore evidence about how to raise happy children 1266 01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:49,376 and then expect us to just be happy, or force us to be just as unhappy as them. 1267 01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:53,255 {\an8}Studies show that adolescents are nocturnal. 1268 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,800 {\an8}Our biorhythms cause us to stay up later and wake up later. 1269 01:24:57,801 --> 01:25:00,012 And yet school still starts at 7:45 am. 1270 01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:03,974 Studies also show that GPA and standardized test scores 1271 01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:08,645 do not accurately measure future academic, professional or personal success... 1272 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,898 and yet those are still the barometers of acceptance. 1273 01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:15,444 I could go on and on, but you get the point. 1274 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:20,198 So, why doesn't the system adapt? I'll tell you why. 1275 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:24,453 Because the system is more dedicated to itself than to future generations. 1276 01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:27,706 Your university was kind enough to extend me this opportunity 1277 01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:32,294 to pull myself back from the abyss. And I am grateful for that, for sure. 1278 01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:35,672 But I'm not contrite. 1279 01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:38,717 I am the opposite of contrite. 1280 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,262 The system rewards drones, rule-followers, test-takers. 1281 01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:45,349 We graduate, make money, have kids, and continue the cycle. 1282 01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:47,517 And I've felt for years that my dreams have been sanded down 1283 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:50,020 so that I can fit into the mechanism of this machine. 1284 01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:53,357 My friend tells me, "What kills your future is fear.” 1285 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,692 It kills the pursuit of the unknown. 1286 01:25:56,443 --> 01:25:58,612 Now, it took a while, but I've learned how right that friend is. 1287 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:02,574 So now I'm out here running in fresh snow, where there are no tracks. 1288 01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:04,701 I have no idea where I'm going... 1289 01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:08,705 but I know that it'll be someplace I couldn't possibly discover 1290 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,832 while transiting the passageways of your institution. 1291 01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:13,377 So, with that... 1292 01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:16,129 I say thank you for your offer but... 1293 01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:19,675 in the most respectful way, I respond... 1294 01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:23,595 Fuck it. Harvard's not for me. 1295 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,349 Respectfully, Brett Blackmore. 1296 01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:35,357 Fuck it. 1297 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,679 [sighs] 1298 01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:22,612 We were trying really hard, me and your father. 1299 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:28,744 Everyone else was having babies. Us? 1300 01:27:29,870 --> 01:27:31,037 Miscarriages. 1301 01:27:33,081 --> 01:27:36,460 So, when we finally had you, it was... 1302 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,088 everything. 1303 01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:46,970 I gave up architecture and I signed on to the Westside young mother role 1304 01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,055 and I loved it. 1305 01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:54,936 But, somewhere along the way, I, um... 1306 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,064 I kind of lost track of who I was. 1307 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:03,320 I started living through you because all those years I... 1308 01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:07,324 I had been living for you, and when you take on that role, 1309 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:10,368 nothing is more important than how your kid is perceived 1310 01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:13,997 because that's how you're perceived. That's the measure of success and it... 1311 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:15,791 it blows. 1312 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,169 My dad would say... 1313 01:28:20,545 --> 01:28:22,130 "The hard choice is the right choice." 1314 01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:24,883 I used to tell you that, right? All the time when you were little. 1315 01:28:25,425 --> 01:28:27,135 I just didn't think that applied to me. 1316 01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:31,097 And reading the essay you posted, I... 1317 01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:33,892 I remember it does. 1318 01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:52,911 You know, I never knew why Mom gave up architecture. 1319 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:54,913 She was super talented. 1320 01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:01,294 You were. 1321 01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:12,556 [indistinct chatter] 1322 01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:21,231 [Zim] That's good. If you put it right there. 1323 01:29:22,941 --> 01:29:23,942 Who is that? 1324 01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,027 Jessica, make sure the streets are clear 1325 01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:28,822 and if there are any vendors here that do not belong, let me know. 1326 01:29:28,947 --> 01:29:29,948 Um... 1327 01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:31,950 it's my PR guy. 1328 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:35,954 -You have a PR guy? -Yeah. 1329 01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:38,373 Thank you so much. 1330 01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,084 They're selling them. 1331 01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:44,337 -There's a shaved ice truck out. -[Kristen] That's not beer, is it? 1332 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:45,881 [Jeffrey] It's kombucha. 1333 01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:49,217 It's money day, let's get it. 1334 01:29:49,926 --> 01:29:51,469 Holy crap! Guys! 1335 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:55,056 I hit three million followers. 1336 01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,560 And my essay's been shared ten million times. 1337 01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:01,438 -[Kristen] What? -Yeah. 1338 01:30:01,521 --> 01:30:02,439 [doorbell rings] 1339 01:30:03,773 --> 01:30:06,359 Uh. I gotta go put pants on, hold on. 1340 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:14,826 [sighs] I just got off a conference call with the Harvard board. 1341 01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:18,038 Look, Mr. Brooks, I'm sorry, all right. I know what they wanted to hear, but I... 1342 01:30:19,372 --> 01:30:21,249 -I had to tell the truth. -And we couldn't be more proud 1343 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,162 so if you're here to tell us that he's blown it, 1344 01:30:23,262 --> 01:30:24,628 -and that it doesn't-- -Hold on, please! 1345 01:30:25,378 --> 01:30:26,755 They couldn't agree with you more. 1346 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:30,133 They know all too well the problems with the system. 1347 01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:33,762 Wait. Are you, what-- 1348 01:30:35,221 --> 01:30:37,223 What are you, I don't-- What are you saying? 1349 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,852 You are just the type of out-of-the-box thinker Harvard wants. 1350 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,813 -[cellphone ringing] -As a matter of fact, 1351 01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:45,941 this must Dean Reilly right now. 1352 01:30:46,524 --> 01:30:49,653 -She wants to talk to you personally. -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1353 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:51,738 [Barry] You just got your boy into Harvard! 1354 01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:53,531 Hello? 1355 01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:56,368 Yeah, this is... 1356 01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:04,167 [Jeffrey] Hello, hey? 1357 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:06,211 [Brett] Yeah. 1358 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,339 Nice to meet you too. 1359 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:23,269 [women speaking foreign language] 1360 01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:25,772 Es Brett Blackmore. Bad ass. 1361 01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:32,654 I learned, it's that, this generation doesn't need a voice, right, 1362 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:34,322 {\an8}'cause everybody has their own. 1363 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:52,632 Bret, you've become the voice of a generation. 1364 01:31:52,876 --> 01:31:54,676 [Brett] I don't know about that, if there's one thing 1365 01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:55,844 that I've learned it's that 1366 01:31:56,052 --> 01:31:58,096 this generation doesn't need a voice, right, because... 1367 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:02,892 -we all have our own. -Deep thinking for an 18-year-old. 1368 01:32:03,977 --> 01:32:07,647 No, not really. I mean, it's just the reality of our generation. 1369 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,734 Right? And I'm not just talking about myself. I mean... 1370 01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:13,903 all these people that are here with us. These guys, especially. 1371 01:32:14,029 --> 01:32:16,239 These, these are the people you should be talking to. 1372 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:19,951 -Seriously, go talk to them. -You're all creators of the infamous list. 1373 01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:22,829 My guy, you realize what you've accomplished, right? 1374 01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:25,790 You have done something only a handful of people have been able to do 1375 01:32:25,915 --> 01:32:28,168 -in over six million years. -What's that? 1376 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:32,422 You've gone viral, bro. Like, you've gone massively viral. 1377 01:32:32,714 --> 01:32:34,340 -I'm proud of you. -Thanks, man. 1378 01:32:35,842 --> 01:32:38,845 Look, you wanna rep me? Like, seriously, rep me. 1379 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:40,680 I'm not standing in this hot sun for nothing. 1380 01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:42,474 -What's up? -I need something. 1381 01:32:45,477 --> 01:32:47,562 -Shit, right now? -Right now. 1382 01:32:47,896 --> 01:32:50,398 -You can! -Of course, I can! I'm your guy. 1383 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:52,859 -Let's roll. -Give me those keys. Come on. 1384 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:01,576 [woman] All right, girl. Let me check. Okay? Take this off. 1385 01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:03,703 -You, your hair-- -[man] Boat's on the way. 1386 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:07,415 Come on, let's go, girls. Boat's on the way. 1387 01:33:09,459 --> 01:33:12,837 Let's go, girls, important clients. Boat's on the way. 1388 01:33:18,968 --> 01:33:21,304 Hey. [speaking foreign language] 1389 01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,893 She said that it's not that bad. Just stay with us. 1390 01:33:42,325 --> 01:33:43,493 [woman] You want in this business? 1391 01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:45,995 These are the dues. 1392 01:33:46,746 --> 01:33:50,208 The yacht can be full of lecherous billionaires or... 1393 01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:53,253 opportunities and stepping stones. 1394 01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:55,421 Your choice. 1395 01:33:59,342 --> 01:34:02,428 No, I've seen this shit before. This is not what I signed up for. 1396 01:34:02,554 --> 01:34:06,141 But you did sign, so, you'll need a lawyer to get out. 1397 01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:11,896 You ever just want to say "fuck-it"? 1398 01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:18,945 [chuckles] Me? Every day. Sometimes every hour. 1399 01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,575 Still, your best move? 1400 01:34:25,577 --> 01:34:26,578 Get on the boat. 1401 01:34:49,809 --> 01:34:51,019 Thank you, thank you. 1402 01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:13,875 -Is that it? -Mm-hmm. 1403 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:16,878 [blows] When do they come back? 1404 01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:21,049 Morning. Next week. Some not until October. 1405 01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:23,676 Shit! Shit! Shit. 1406 01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:25,803 Thank you. 1407 01:35:44,197 --> 01:35:45,573 This one is for you? 1408 01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:49,619 Yeah... pretty much. 1409 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:52,247 There's one every year. 1410 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:09,722 -What are you doing there? -Me? I think the question is you? 1411 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:12,392 I'm chasing my... 1412 01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:16,479 I'm chasing you, really. 1413 01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:20,358 Yeah? How’s that working for you? 1414 01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:22,986 I don't know, you tell me. 1415 01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:25,363 A little stalker-y, maybe? 1416 01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:29,033 Nope. It’s exactly the right amount. 1417 01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:31,953 Good, 'cause something just brushed up against me 1418 01:36:32,036 --> 01:36:33,621 and I need to get the hell outta here. 1419 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,170 Wait, you didn't really blow off Harvard? 1420 01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:46,009 -I did, yeah. -That was, like, your dream. 1421 01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:49,554 They asked me if I wanted to defer for a year. 1422 01:36:49,762 --> 01:36:52,807 -That's awesome. -I said no. 1423 01:36:54,392 --> 01:36:56,394 -They offered me a scholarship. -What? 1424 01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:58,062 I said no, again. 1425 01:37:00,415 --> 01:37:01,916 I had to Heimlich my parents on that one. 1426 01:37:01,983 --> 01:37:04,110 -Both of them choking at once, seriously. -[Kayla] Oh, my God. [chuckling] 1427 01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:05,495 -[Jeffrey gasps] -[Kristen gasps] 1428 01:37:05,620 --> 01:37:07,905 Then they offered me a visiting professorship. 1429 01:37:09,324 --> 01:37:11,909 -Like, a guest lecturing kind of thing. -Oh. 1430 01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:15,955 -I thought that sounded kinda cool. -Yeah, that's really cool. That's awesome. 1431 01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:17,332 Maybe. 1432 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:23,629 Sneaking someone into your room? 1433 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,549 Seemed like an overdue idea. 1434 01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:28,718 Really? 1435 01:37:33,890 --> 01:37:36,934 ♪ So you wanna stick around? ♪ 1436 01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:43,900 ♪ So you wanna wait and hold me darling? ♪ 1437 01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,360 One mistake. 1438 01:37:46,402 --> 01:37:49,447 That's it, really. And it destroyed everything. 1439 01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:54,035 But through that, I discovered that fear really is the killer. Sometimes... 1440 01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:57,914 you just got to say two harmless little words, and-- 1441 01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:02,585 ♪ I think my eyes are finally open ♪ 1442 01:38:02,668 --> 01:38:06,923 [man] In California, the largest single winning ticket in an American Lotto game 1443 01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:10,343 was turned in by a homeless man today, Douglas Ebeyer. 1444 01:38:10,551 --> 01:38:14,180 He apparently used an algorithm to select the winning numbers. 1445 01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:31,072 {\an8}-♪ If I take it back ♪ -[camera shutter clicking] 1446 01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:34,992 {\an8}♪ If I change my mind ♪ 1447 01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:40,498 {\an8}♪ I’ll learn from what I lose ♪ 1448 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:48,172 ♪ I can only take what’s mine So you wanna stick around? ♪ 1449 01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:54,720 ♪ If I let you go could I start over? ♪ 1450 01:38:55,763 --> 01:38:59,016 {\an8}♪ Now I'm scared to be alone ♪ 1451 01:39:00,518 --> 01:39:04,856 {\an8}♪ Maybe I'm afraid I'll get much colder ♪ 1452 01:39:10,862 --> 01:39:15,658 {\an8}-♪ Sometimes it's more than I can take ♪ -[dog barking] 1453 01:39:16,534 --> 01:39:21,080 {\an8}♪ I try to hold on Cause I always run away ♪ 1454 01:39:21,956 --> 01:39:26,878 {\an8}♪ Just wanna see you At the end of everyday ♪ 1455 01:39:28,045 --> 01:39:33,242 ♪ Cause if I lose I'll love you anyway ♪ 1456 01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,974 {\an8}Oh, oh, oh. I got one, I got one. Ready? 1457 01:39:41,726 --> 01:39:44,270 To sail around the world. 1458 01:39:44,645 --> 01:39:46,272 -[laughs] Yeah, that's a good one. -It's good. 1459 01:39:46,355 --> 01:39:48,357 Okay, here we go. [clears throat] 1460 01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:52,987 Hit the game winning grand slam in game seven of the World Series. 1461 01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:55,114 Oh! No, you can't do that. You can't put that on your list. 1462 01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:58,159 -It defies logic and natural science. -But it's my list. 1463 01:39:58,367 --> 01:40:01,662 I know, honey, but it's not, it's not physiologically possible. 1464 01:40:01,996 --> 01:40:03,664 Okay. [clears throat] 1465 01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:07,960 -Go to a nude beach with this one. -Wait, why is everyone naked? 1466 01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:12,173 I don't feel-- I'm so sorry, I don't feel comfortable with that. 1467 01:40:12,298 --> 01:40:14,592 -I'm gonna upload that. -You can delete it, right? 1468 01:40:15,092 --> 01:40:18,304 Done. Phew! [chuckles] 1469 01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:22,350 -[Kristen] It's public. -I don't care. 1470 01:40:22,475 --> 01:40:23,434 [Kristen] Okay. 1471 01:40:23,768 --> 01:40:25,811 -Oh! That felt so freeing. -[Kristen] Yeah? 1472 01:40:26,354 --> 01:40:27,563 -Hmm. -[Kristen] You good? 1473 01:40:27,882 --> 01:40:29,632 Don't think people from work will see that, do you? 1474 01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:31,150 I think the world will see it. 1475 01:40:31,734 --> 01:40:33,611 -Hold, hold on. There-- -Oh, Jesus. 1476 01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:34,737 -No, no, no, no. -Okay. 1477 01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:37,114 -Call Brett, call Brett. -Oh, no, no, no. Call Brett. 1478 01:40:38,407 --> 01:40:42,453 {\an8}["Shake And Shout' by Turf Club playing] 1479 01:40:51,462 --> 01:40:56,676 {\an8}♪ I'm driving through the long day Singing every song I know ♪ 1480 01:40:58,469 --> 01:41:02,098 ♪ Yeah, it's your phone That's my favorite song, hello ♪ 1481 01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:05,184 ♪ I used to think the wrong way ♪ 1482 01:41:05,935 --> 01:41:08,396 ♪ Like I'd be better on my own ♪ 1483 01:41:09,188 --> 01:41:11,232 Where'd you get this? Is it on? Is there a light? 1484 01:41:11,357 --> 01:41:12,316 -Yes, it's on! -Something? 1485 01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:13,818 No, there's no light. It's daylight. 1486 01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:15,820 -You're ready? Three... -I mean a light on the camera. 1487 01:41:15,945 --> 01:41:16,988 ...two... 1488 01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,033 Babe, it's a video. It's not a picture. 1489 01:41:19,183 --> 01:41:20,575 ♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪ 1490 01:41:20,852 --> 01:41:23,427 {\an8}♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake And shout it ♪ 1491 01:41:24,704 --> 01:41:29,000 ♪ You make me wanna wait, wait, wait Wait, wait around it ♪ 1492 01:41:30,585 --> 01:41:36,257 ♪ If the whole world gets down On the love I found ♪ 1493 01:41:36,507 --> 01:41:38,384 ♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪ 1494 01:41:38,467 --> 01:41:41,137 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake And shout it ♪ 1495 01:41:42,638 --> 01:41:44,307 ♪ I wanna shake ♪ 1496 01:41:50,313 --> 01:41:55,526 ♪ Your love is like a mountain I had to climb the whole way up ♪ 1497 01:41:57,486 --> 01:42:01,324 ♪ And I guess that now That I won't look down, I'm stuck ♪ 1498 01:42:02,199 --> 01:42:07,163 ♪ It's brighter than a hot day Enough to light the moonlight up ♪ 1499 01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:11,417 ♪ And I won't turn down No, I can't scream loud ♪ 1500 01:42:11,876 --> 01:42:13,586 ♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪ 1501 01:42:13,669 --> 01:42:16,172 ♪ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake And shout it ♪ 1502 01:42:17,298 --> 01:42:22,053 ♪ You make me wanna wait, wait Wait, wait, wait, wait around it ♪ 1503 01:42:23,846 --> 01:42:29,268 ♪ If the whole world gets down On the love I found ♪ 1504 01:42:29,602 --> 01:42:31,270 ♪ You make me wanna shake, shake, shake ♪ 1505 01:42:31,354 --> 01:42:34,482 ♪ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake And shout it ♪ 1506 01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:40,196 ♪ I wanna shake, shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake and shout it ♪ 1507 01:42:41,822 --> 01:42:43,407 ♪ I wanna shake! ♪ 120683