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[fiddle playing lively,
traditional Scottish tune]
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[panting]
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♪
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[Boimler grunting, panting]
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[tune ends]
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[exhausted panting]
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[man coughing]
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That was titled "Essence."
I wrote it about my mom.
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This next piece
is also about my mom.
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-Uh, excuse me...
-Wrap it up, nerd.
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-I'm still...
-All right, I don't know
what this is called,
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and I don't care.
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Two, three, four!
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[hard rock booming]
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That's kind of loud!
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[distant music booming,
rumbling]
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[distant music booming,
rumbling]
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What is the meaning
of this intense bass?
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Are you mocking me?!
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-[distant music booming]
-I don't hear it on our side.
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It must be your equipment.
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Engineer K'noch, today you die!
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Will someone shut that up?!
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♪
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[plays final chord]
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-[electronic feedback]
-[exhales] You're welcome.
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[Mariner heaves sigh]
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Okay, whatever that was.
[clears throat]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
"Requiem for a Hug."
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♪
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Captain says you're too loud!
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Oh, God, oh, no, no,
I'm so sorry.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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RANSOM:
First officer's log,
stardate 57501.4.
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TheCerritos is en route
to Cardassia Prime
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for the most amazing reason.
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Captain Freeman is going to be instrumental in brokering peace
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-between the... Uh, wait.
-[comm ringing]
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Just... reading
a little message here.
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Yada yada yada. Oh.
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Oh, no.
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The captain is not
gonna be happy about this.
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What the hell
are you talking about!
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I'm sorry, Captain Freeman,
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but we're moving the peace
negotiations to Vulcan.
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Nobody wants to go
to Cardassia Prime.
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The Cardassians
are creeping everyone out.
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But I already prepared a speech,I learned how to do the dance...
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I'm sure you'll be involved
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in the nexthistoric,
once-in-a-lifetime summit.
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For now, you'll be heading
to Gelrak 5
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and, uh, endowing them
with diplomatic trinkets.
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We're delivering gifts?
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Godspeed, Captain.
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[Freeman groans loudly]
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I spent weeks learning how tobark out Cardassian small talk.
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Seems like they
just changed locations.
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-I don't think it was a slight
on the Cerritos.
-Yeah, right.
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Nobody respects us, because
we don't demand their respect.
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This ship is a joke.
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Well, then we're the funniest
joke in all of Starfleet.
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Shut up, Jack!
I'm sick of it.
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We have to do something to prove
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that this crew isn't
a bunch of slackers.
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[Rutherford grunts]
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Okay, try it now.
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-[screams]
-Field strength is at..
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-Ooh!
-100%
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You almost phasered me!
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Calm down. It's set to...
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Uh, it was...
it was set to stun.
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Hey, Boimler, how's the field
integrity looking in there?
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Uh... oh!
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[gasps]
It's good.
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Okay. Computer, margaritas.
Frozen. Salt.
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TENDI:
Wait, don't we have to report
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that we're done
so we can get a new task?
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Don't sweat it, baby girl-- likemany things, commanders have
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no idea how long it takes
to balance a phase variance.
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You never admit the actual
amount of time it takes
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to finish a job-- if you did,
your days would be packed.
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-Isn't that lying?
-No. It's creative estimating.
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When you get an assignment,
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you exaggerate
how long it's gonna take,
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then you're a hero
when it's done early.
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Eh, it's just a little
buffer time. No biggie.
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And you're okay with this?
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No! If it were up to me,
we'd never take a break.
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But it's Lower Decks tradition.
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Tendi, how long will it take
to repair a biobed?
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Oh, uh, that would take
about five...
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hours.
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Excuse me?
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That's great!
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Aw, Tendi, look at us.
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Lower Decks--
breaching protocol together.
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Friendship!
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Oh, be sure to stroll throughthe ship as slowly as possible.
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It's not like
we're busy exploring
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the mysteries of the cosmos!
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[gasping, yelling]
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[laughter, indistinct chatter]
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Does no one do any work
around here?!
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-Geez, there goes buffer time.
-What was that, Ensign?
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Uh, nothing, Captain.
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[exasperated groan]
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[humming a tune]
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-Uh... [clears throat]
-Bridge.
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Cap'n. I mean, Captain.
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Anything to report, Ensign?
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Uh, keeping busy.
I inventoried Cargo Bay Four,
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assisted with the baryon sweep
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of the warp nacelles,
skipped buffer time
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-and went straight to work on...-Turbolift halt!
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What is "buffer time"?
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Uh...
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What's up with you?
You're looking more, like,
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-weaselly than usual.
-Well, th-that's
just how my face looks.
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-You-you know that.
-[electronic beeping]
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WOMAN:
Oh.
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"Effective immediately,the Lower Deck scheduling deceit
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will no longer be tolerated"?
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What scheduling deceit?
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Wait. Let me see.
"All assignments
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"must be completed and logged
in exactly the time mandated
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-by command"?
-Are we being timed?
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"Failure to meet quotas
will not be tolerated."
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Ah, this is bad, this is bad.
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I-I thought it was tradition.I thought you said nobody cared.
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They didn't. There was no way
the captain noticed
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we were padding stuff out.
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Somebody ratted.
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[gasps]
I bet it was Delta shift.
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Yeah. Delta shift is the worst.
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They thinkthey're so much better than us,
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just becausethey're so much better than us.
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It doesn't matter who ratted.
We don't need buffer time.
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We're Starfleet.
We're the best of the best,
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and we can still get
everything done early.
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Boimler's right.
We don't need a buffer time.
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-We've got this!
-Yeah, no, yeah,
you're probably right.
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What's one less margarita a day?
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♪
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[panicked yelling]
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[yelling, gasping]
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Excuse me!
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[loud beep]
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Watch it.
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BILLUPS: Rutherford,
I need that diagnostic
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on the guidance system, now!
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But now is right now!
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[groans]
Move!
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-Move, move, move, move!
-Aah!
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Come on,
watch where you're going.
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Now I only have ten minutes
to do a 30-minute calibration.
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Stop yelling!
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Uh, sorry, wish I could help.
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I'm late for Ransom's
stupid away mission.
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T'ANA [over comm]: Ensign
Tendi! You were supposed to be
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in sickbay 20 minutes ago!
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-I'm coming!
-Personal Log:
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I've completed all of today's
assignments ahead of schedule,
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and have requested more.
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-[woman screams]
-Space: The funnestfrontier?
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[beeps]
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Ooh. Somebody's got to purge
the calibration matrix.
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I call dibs!
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BOIMLER:
♪ Ooh, I love purgin'
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-♪ I purge you, I purge you,
I purge you, I purge you ♪
-[groans]
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♪ I purge, purge, purge, purge,purge, purge, purge ♪
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♪ And a puh and an urge
and a puh and an urge ♪
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♪ Ooh, I love purgin'!
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All right, let's see
a little hustle there, guys.
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An away mission is only routineuntil it isn't.
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Horned gorillas, sentient tar,
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spores that make you hook upwith your best friend's sister--
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all disasters
I've personally experienced
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on missions that should
have been a walk in the park.
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Mariner, you're late.
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Uh, no, I've been here
the whole time, you know,
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loading stuff, hearing aboutgorillas, uh, spores, et cetera,
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that weird story you told usabout your best friend's sister.
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Get it together, Mariner.
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The captain has us
on a strict timetable.
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Well, then maybe you could help
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instead of whatever you're doingright now.
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I am helping.
I'm commanding.
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You're lucky your
phaser accuracy is so high,
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or I'd never let you
beam off this ship.
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We wouldn't even be going
on a mission if the admiral
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hadn't downgraded the captain
to delivering gifts.
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-Come on, let's bail.
-No. And roll down
those sleeves.
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This isn't a barn.
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RANSOM:
The Gelrakians base
their entire social structure
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around crystals.
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When we land, we must display
the honor crystal they gave
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to the first contact team
to show that we come in peace.
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I should've tried that
with my ex.
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[laughs]
Yeah.
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-[laughs]
-[groans]
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I'm picking up an increase
in atmospheric hydromounds.
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Yeah,
they're called clouds, man.
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Just to be safe,
I'll disengage autopilot
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and land her manually.
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That's literally
what the autopilot's for.
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It's a automatic pilot.
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-Perfect landing, sir.
-[grunts]
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Not even my best work,
to be honest.
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-We could've just beamed down.
-I didn't catch that, Mariner.
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Uh, yeah I just said we should
get going, clock is ticking.
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Uh, productivity and et cetera.
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We'll go when I give the order.
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-Let's roll.
-[sighs]
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Greetings. It is an honor to--
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[clears throat] Ensign Vendome,the honor crystal.
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-[gasps]
-[both shout]
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-This isn't crystals.
-He's got wood. He's got wood!
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Uh-oh, that doesn't
sound peaceful.
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-Uh, uh...
-Where's the crystal, Vendome?
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Sir, I loaded the wrong case.
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This is a fertility totem
meant for Mavok Prime.
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I-I was rushing
to finish my tasks.
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You dare insult us
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with this perverted woodensex charm of our sworn enemies?
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This is an act of war.
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Starfleet scum!
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-Vendome!
-[Mariner grunts]
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[horn blows]
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There's too many of them.
Fall back!
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Come on.
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-Oh, God, I'm gonna die!
-We live on a spaceship.
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-[shouts]
-Nobody is dying
from a spear wound.
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Crystals!
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-Oh. Hate when this happens.
-Oh!
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Let's just stun them
and get out of here!
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Negative, we just signed them
into the Federation.
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What this calls for
is some classic
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Jack Ransom peace brokering.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Watch and learn.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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Attention, Gelrakians,
I am Commander Jack--
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Ooh! [screams]
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All right, that wasawesome.
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00:10:00,524 --> 00:10:02,788
-[all grunting]
-Ah, circled by spears.
249
00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:05,138
This is a classic.
What am I, Kirk?
250
00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:06,922
Is this the 2260s?
All right.
251
00:10:12,231 --> 00:10:15,148
Whoa, oh, hey, hey!
252
00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:16,671
Uh, we got acid here.
253
00:10:16,715 --> 00:10:18,759
Excuse me!
254
00:10:18,803 --> 00:10:21,763
[growling]:
Rutherford.
255
00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:23,198
Aah, Tendi, what the hell?
256
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:24,331
Can't talk, got to work.
257
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,375
I'm compiling.
258
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:26,899
What? [groans]
259
00:10:26,942 --> 00:10:29,292
The impulse manifold needs
to be degaussed again.
260
00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:31,163
I have to assist with a surgery,
261
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,861
and I honestly can't remember
which deck sickbay is on!
262
00:10:33,905 --> 00:10:35,690
-Uh, 26?
-Is that--?
263
00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:37,474
Do we have that many?
264
00:10:37,518 --> 00:10:38,953
COMPUTER:
Enter security code.
265
00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:41,434
-I'm waiting, Ensign.
-Sorry, Captain.
266
00:10:41,477 --> 00:10:42,870
Something's wrong
with the console.
267
00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:45,264
Move! I'll do it myself.
268
00:10:45,307 --> 00:10:47,788
Lieutenant Shaxs,
any word from the away team?
269
00:10:47,832 --> 00:10:51,400
Captain, the sensors have
picked up Gelrakian ships
270
00:10:51,445 --> 00:10:53,099
approaching
off the starboard bow.
271
00:10:53,142 --> 00:10:54,100
What? [groans]
272
00:10:54,143 --> 00:10:55,317
On screen.
273
00:10:55,361 --> 00:10:56,928
[stammers]
Are we supposed to be hosting
274
00:10:56,971 --> 00:10:58,234
a welcome dinner or something?
275
00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,149
Captain,
they're locking phasers.
276
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,455
[chuckling] Really?
277
00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:02,629
Raise shields.
278
00:11:02,673 --> 00:11:03,892
[computer beeping]
279
00:11:03,936 --> 00:11:05,850
-Shaxs?
-I'm trying, Captain.
280
00:11:05,894 --> 00:11:07,634
Something's wrong
with the controls.
281
00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:09,592
Ah, stupid controls.
282
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,335
Do I have to run
this whole ship myself?
283
00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,684
[grunts]
284
00:11:13,727 --> 00:11:14,729
SHAXS:They've launched boarding pods!
285
00:11:14,773 --> 00:11:15,774
Red alert!
286
00:11:19,168 --> 00:11:22,389
Repel all intruders,
but do not use it as an excuse
287
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,912
to stop doing
what you are doing.
288
00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:25,566
I want to stay on track
and on time.
289
00:11:25,609 --> 00:11:27,567
It's called
multi-tasking, people.
290
00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:29,831
They do it on the Enterprise
all the time.
291
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:32,006
I don't want to hear anycomplaining, I only want to hear
292
00:11:32,051 --> 00:11:34,139
repelling of intruders andpeople getting their work done!
293
00:11:34,182 --> 00:11:36,707
[grunting]
294
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,318
Swords and spears--how did these guys get on board?
295
00:11:43,062 --> 00:11:45,412
MARINER:
Hey, guy.
296
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,413
Hey, guy?
297
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,284
Hey, guy, is this whatyou wanted to do with your life?
298
00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:51,504
Just capture people-- is thatwhat you dreamt of when you were
299
00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:53,768
a little whatever-you-are?
Are you fulfilled by that?
300
00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:55,769
-Yes.
-Wow, all right, uh...
301
00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:57,816
well, do you know what,
that means you're lame.
302
00:11:57,859 --> 00:11:59,904
-You're a loser.
-Hey, keep it down!
303
00:11:59,947 --> 00:12:02,341
I'm writing a speech that will
convince them to let us go.
304
00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:05,388
A speech, seriously?
Permission to speak freely.
305
00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:06,738
You always speak freely.
306
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:08,303
Nobody can stop you
from speaking freely.
307
00:12:08,347 --> 00:12:09,610
All right, you know
what you've got going on?
308
00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:11,611
You have broad shoulders
and shiny hair
309
00:12:11,654 --> 00:12:13,831
and you talk a good game,
but when it comes to actually
310
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,095
doing the job-- the job--
you don't have it.
311
00:12:16,138 --> 00:12:19,097
I'm calling bull[bleep]
on your whole thing here, sir.
312
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,447
You're so busy breaking protocolthat you never look ahead.
313
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,450
One of these days you're going
to get someone killed, Ensign.
314
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,972
With all due respect, sir,
315
00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:26,713
my friends aren't trapped
in an alien prison,
316
00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:28,280
your team is.
317
00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:30,673
That's not myteam,
it's ourteam.
318
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,764
But I guess
you don't think that way.
319
00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:34,808
Here we go, show time.
[clears throat]
320
00:12:34,852 --> 00:12:37,419
We may come
from different worlds,
321
00:12:37,463 --> 00:12:40,596
-but on the inside we are all---GERNBA: Silence, Starfleet!
322
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,861
You are being held responsiblefor the lies of the Federation.
323
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:46,038
Your trial will be by combat.
324
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:47,865
Yes, now we're talking!
325
00:12:47,908 --> 00:12:49,780
And by "talking," of course,
I mean "fighting."
326
00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:53,174
One of you must face
our greatest champion, Vindor.
327
00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:56,438
Usually we start the battle andVindor steps out of the shadows
328
00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:58,485
and it's super intimidating,
but he's here,
329
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,530
so I'm just gonna show him
to you right now.
330
00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:03,620
Vindor.
331
00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:05,621
If you win, we let you go.
332
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:08,974
If you lose, you'll be dead
and your away team
333
00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:12,019
will be crushed
by the adjudication geode.
334
00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:13,979
Crystals!
335
00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:18,591
Okay, I'm looking at
a lot of blank faces here.
336
00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:20,899
An adjudication geode is
a special type
337
00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:23,423
of constitutional crystal we useto legally smoosh our criminals.
338
00:13:23,466 --> 00:13:24,990
Here is your battle blade.
339
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,644
You have one hour to choose
340
00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:30,168
who gets the honorof being slaughtered by Vindor.
341
00:13:30,211 --> 00:13:32,258
If you can't decide, we will--
342
00:13:32,301 --> 00:13:33,389
-I'll do it!
-I'll do it! Give it to me!
343
00:13:33,432 --> 00:13:34,476
-Yo, I touched it first.
-Give it, come--
344
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,783
-Tell him! No, me!
-No, mine!
345
00:13:35,826 --> 00:13:37,001
You do realize you're
fighting over who gets
346
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:37,915
to be chopped in half
by Vindor, right?
347
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:39,177
-Me, dibs!
-No, I said me,
348
00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:40,221
-I touched it first.
-Come on. Give it to me.
349
00:13:40,265 --> 00:13:41,484
-Jack Ransom-- it's mine!
-No! No!
350
00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:47,186
[female screams in distance]
351
00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,014
[humming]
352
00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:51,145
Aah!
353
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:54,366
Translation--
"Bark hugging root smoochers"?
354
00:13:54,409 --> 00:13:56,977
What the heck
got these guys so wound up?
355
00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:59,414
Gah, this is totally gonna
mess up my schedule.
356
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,200
[grunts]
357
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:02,635
-Don't move, human!
-[gasps]
358
00:14:02,678 --> 00:14:03,724
We have you surrounded.
359
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,639
Yeah, but I-I have a phaser.
360
00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:07,509
[gasps, grunts]
361
00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:09,163
These guys are lightweights.
362
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,687
This is what
the red alert's about?
363
00:14:11,731 --> 00:14:15,126
Captain, I just phasered
some Gelrakians?
364
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:20,000
-Um, hello?
-Intruder! [muttering]
365
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:21,610
[grunts]
366
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,744
Oh, it's just that huffy ensign.
367
00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:25,136
-Sorry, Brimler.
-I'm not huffy.
368
00:14:25,179 --> 00:14:26,528
Why aren't you at your post?
369
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:27,661
We wouldn't even be
in this situation
370
00:14:27,703 --> 00:14:29,270
if you weren't slacking off.
371
00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:30,403
I'm not!
372
00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:33,231
Damn it!
We're 15 minutes behind.
373
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:35,408
Our entire schedule is going
to be off for the month.
374
00:14:35,451 --> 00:14:37,409
Wait a minute-- clocks,
375
00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:39,673
time, schedules.
376
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:42,544
You guys are under
the strict scheduling, too?
377
00:14:42,588 --> 00:14:44,851
I have to be-- I'm manning
every station on my own.
378
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,418
What? No, no, no, no, no.
379
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:47,985
This is all wrong--
you're the captain!
380
00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:50,989
I need us working harder
and faster and stricter!
381
00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:53,033
-[heavy pounding]
-GELRAKIAN: Where are you
hiding your crystals?!
382
00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:54,644
We don't have any crystals!
383
00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,951
I mean we do have dilithium,but we're not giving you those.
384
00:14:56,995 --> 00:15:00,562
-[grunting]
-[exclaims]
385
00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:03,130
Trial by combat is
my responsibility.
386
00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:05,786
I'm ranking officer, I'll be
fighting Vindor, end of story!
387
00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:07,395
Rank means nothing right now.
388
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,268
[gasps]
Rank means everything always!
389
00:15:09,311 --> 00:15:11,139
You know what, I doget off
on breaking protocol.
390
00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:13,489
I'm good at exploring
strange new worlds,
391
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,970
solving space mysteries
and kicking asses.
392
00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:18,277
Protocol is for people that
need to be told what to do,
393
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,322
which Idon't.
See this bad boy?
394
00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:21,671
Tentacle guy, bunch of arms.
395
00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:23,325
Stabbed me
with a barnacle blade.
396
00:15:23,369 --> 00:15:26,763
Check it out-- Magus III,
Nanibia Prime, Scottsdale.
397
00:15:26,807 --> 00:15:27,981
That was a mess.
398
00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:30,549
I earned every one
in high-concept fights
399
00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:31,681
just like this one.
400
00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:33,118
So? What do you got?
401
00:15:33,161 --> 00:15:35,206
-Let me see your scars.
-You know I don't have any.
402
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,817
Because you play it safe.
403
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,211
You said it-- that's ourteam
under that geode.
404
00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:42,039
Let me do what I'm good at,
let me save them.
405
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:44,999
Sometimes you have to do
what's wrong to survive.
406
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,479
You're right.
407
00:15:46,522 --> 00:15:48,524
-[blade slashes]
-[Mariner screams]
408
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,222
What the [bleep]?!
Ah, God, oh!
409
00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:53,746
You stabbed me in the foot
with a battle blade!
410
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:56,140
I'd rather die than let you
put your life on the line.
411
00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:57,533
Oh, you are such a psycho!
412
00:15:57,576 --> 00:15:58,620
What are you doing?
413
00:15:58,664 --> 00:16:00,187
Ow! Why?
414
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:02,190
I'm the first officer
of a Federation starship,
415
00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:03,669
and your commander.
416
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,063
And nobody crushes my team.
417
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:07,629
Let's do this!
418
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:10,328
CROWD [chanting]:
Vindor! Vindor!
419
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,070
Vindor! Vindor!
420
00:16:12,113 --> 00:16:13,767
Vindor!
421
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:15,072
[cheering, shouting]
422
00:16:16,988 --> 00:16:18,815
-Vindor?
-Come on, big guy.
423
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:21,993
I only need my hands
for this one.
424
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:23,732
-[roars]
-[grunting]
425
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:27,562
[chuckles]
426
00:16:27,606 --> 00:16:28,738
[scoffs]
427
00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,392
[martial arts grunting]
428
00:16:30,436 --> 00:16:31,871
Ha-ha-ha! Yah!
429
00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,830
[grunts]
430
00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:35,962
-Ha-ha!
-[crowd shouting]
431
00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:37,790
-Double-fist punch!
-Oh!
432
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:41,011
[cracks neck, grunts]
433
00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:43,187
Whoa, that was actually
kind of hot.
434
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,145
Ugh! Get it together, Mariner,
get it together.
435
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,018
You are notinto this.
Come on.
436
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:48,149
[Vindor and Ransom grunt]
437
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,503
[Gelrakian chuckles]
438
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,375
Let's see how much
those Federation wood lovers
439
00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,942
like our crystal graffiti.
Ha-ha-ha!
440
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:01,857
[fierce yelling]
441
00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:05,165
I-I need to get back to comms.
442
00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:06,950
-Captain, listen to me...
-Don't touch me!
443
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,474
This is all my fault, thinking
I belong at a peace summit
444
00:17:09,518 --> 00:17:11,259
when I can't even keep
my own ship together.
445
00:17:11,303 --> 00:17:12,739
What? Captain, no.
You did nothing wrong.
446
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,219
Your schedules, your rules--
447
00:17:14,261 --> 00:17:16,002
this has been
the greatest week of my life.
448
00:17:16,047 --> 00:17:17,308
You run the tightest ship
in Starfleet.
449
00:17:17,352 --> 00:17:18,919
Captain, we need to act now!
450
00:17:18,961 --> 00:17:21,095
"Tightest ship."
Then why is it falling apart?
451
00:17:21,138 --> 00:17:22,749
Because not everyone is
a Boimler.
452
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,750
This crew has their limits.
They're only human.
453
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,448
Well, and Vulcan.
And Orion.
454
00:17:26,491 --> 00:17:28,102
There's that Benzite guy
in Tactical...
455
00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:29,972
Damn it, man!
If you're trying to inspire
456
00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:32,150
some sort of resolution,
then inspire it now!
457
00:17:32,192 --> 00:17:34,630
Ugh, it kills me to say this,
but for the good of the ship
458
00:17:34,673 --> 00:17:36,284
we have to... loosen up.
459
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:38,503
Loosen up? But then we're
right back to buffer time.
460
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,375
Yes, when people could do
whatever they had to
461
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:41,768
to get the job done.
462
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,205
You're a great captain.
Let them be a great crew.
463
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,642
You're... you're right!
464
00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:48,688
I ama great captain!
465
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,084
Attention all decks:
as of now,
466
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:56,434
I am authorizing
all crew to break any rule,
467
00:17:56,478 --> 00:17:59,828
abandon any protocol,
and cut any corner to defend
468
00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:01,266
theCerritos.
469
00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:02,875
You are Starfleet--
470
00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:06,227
Do what you have to do
to take back this ship.
471
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,271
Buffer time!
472
00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:09,099
[fierce yelling]
473
00:18:10,144 --> 00:18:11,144
[yells]
474
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,973
♪
475
00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:18,934
[roars]
476
00:18:18,979 --> 00:18:20,936
-[cheering]
-RANSOM: I demand
477
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,503
a peaceful negotiation. Yah!
478
00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:24,593
-[crowd groans]
-I respect your sovereignty.
479
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,769
Mm, so ethical.
480
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,902
[rapid grunting]
481
00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,599
[crowd shouting]
482
00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:33,950
[booing]
483
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:35,125
Interlocked hands!
484
00:18:35,169 --> 00:18:36,561
Stop! Stop! I submit!
485
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:38,606
I thought
you only said "Vindor."
486
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,826
It's so the other guys think
I'm strong and dumb.
487
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,002
But I'm not.
I love to read!
488
00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:46,528
Well, all right,
you're free, you're all free.
489
00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:48,487
Everybody's free.
490
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:52,708
-[cheering]
-Whoo-whoo! Starfleet!
491
00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:55,057
Oh, I see how it is--
you're gonna stab me, but then
492
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,930
you don't stab Vindor? What
are your priorities, Ransom?
493
00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:58,236
I ju... Whoa!
494
00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:00,106
We got to stop doing
trial by combat,
495
00:19:00,151 --> 00:19:02,195
or we'll never get to use
the geode.
496
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,546
How about a regular trial,
with a judge?
497
00:19:04,589 --> 00:19:06,200
And instead of the geode...
498
00:19:06,243 --> 00:19:07,941
-Oh! We could do a death race!
-[snaps fingers]
499
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:10,029
Start building a crystal car!
500
00:19:10,073 --> 00:19:11,249
[groans]
501
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,597
[gasps]
Crystals.
502
00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:15,557
[fierce yelling]
503
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:16,557
[both grunt]
504
00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,256
Ha-ha!
505
00:19:18,298 --> 00:19:19,431
[alarm blaring]
506
00:19:19,473 --> 00:19:20,866
-[yells]
-[thudding]
507
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,173
-[grunts]
-Ooh!
508
00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:25,132
[hisses]
509
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:27,221
Oh!
510
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:28,917
♪
511
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,531
[cheering]
512
00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:39,493
[cheering, whooping]
513
00:19:50,505 --> 00:19:53,464
Hey, sorry about the whole
"invading your ship" thing.
514
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:55,902
You know?
Very un-crystal-like of us.
515
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,077
Don't worry about it.
I'd rather be here with you
516
00:19:58,121 --> 00:20:00,298
than with those freaks
on Mavok Prime.
517
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,299
Wood-worshiping freaks, right?
518
00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:04,258
-Come on.
-[chuckles]
519
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:06,868
T'ANA [sighs]:
You'll be fine.
520
00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:08,914
Want me to clean up
those disgusting scars?
521
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,265
Uh, no way.
No. These are my trophies.
522
00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:14,268
Congratulations, you look like
a [bleep] scratching post.
523
00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:15,922
-Mariner.
-Commander.
524
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,792
I would appreciate it
if you give me a heads-up
525
00:20:17,836 --> 00:20:20,056
before you file your report.It would give me some extra time
526
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,189
to pack up my free weights--
there's a ton of 'em.
527
00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:24,538
-What report?
-For stabbing you
with a battle blade.
528
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,192
That's a guaranteed
court-martial.
529
00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:28,281
I am not filing a report,
actually.
530
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,327
But... I thought you hated me.
531
00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:32,067
You talk about yourself
a little too much,
532
00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:33,721
but stabbing me,
breaking protocol--
533
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,462
that was actually pretty cool.
534
00:20:35,507 --> 00:20:37,726
Sometimes I forget
what Starfleet's all about,
535
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,945
and today you reminded me.
536
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,296
Plus, this is gonna make
a good scar.
537
00:20:43,471 --> 00:20:45,256
A great scar.
538
00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:49,128
-Take her away, boys!
-W-Wait, what? Why?
539
00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:50,739
Because you ignored me
when I ordered you
540
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,740
to roll down your sleeves.
They're against code.
541
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,048
The sleeve thing?
You're an idiot. [grunts]
542
00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:57,876
You just earned an extra day
in the brig!
543
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,053
Joke's on you, man--
I love the brig!
544
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,663
I'm going to my favorite place!
545
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:06,015
Next time, I'm gonnalet somebody kill you. [grunts]
546
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:08,060
I'm gonna dance in your blood!
547
00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:11,412
Okay. That was kind of hot.
548
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:12,457
[door chimes]
549
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,459
-Come.
-[door whooshes]
550
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:17,026
-You wanted to see me, Captain?-It took the eyes of a child
551
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,507
to see whatwe were blind to today, Boimler.
552
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,640
If it wasn't for you,
we would still be following
553
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:23,250
every little rule in the book.
554
00:21:23,294 --> 00:21:24,643
Wait, is that bad?
'Cause I loverules.
555
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:26,426
We're instituting
a new ship-wide mandate,
556
00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:29,038
and we're calling it
the "Boimler Effect."
557
00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:30,736
Really? I-I'm honored.
558
00:21:30,778 --> 00:21:32,519
You should be.
The Boimler Effect is about
559
00:21:32,564 --> 00:21:34,347
encouraging shortcuts
and preventing people
560
00:21:34,392 --> 00:21:36,307
from just blindly following
the rules.
561
00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:38,439
From now on, the crew
can build in buffer time
562
00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:39,744
whenever they deem fit.
563
00:21:39,788 --> 00:21:41,442
Congratulations. Dismissed.
564
00:21:41,486 --> 00:21:43,791
Oh. Well, hey,how about we add a little thing
565
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,011
about how important it is
to blindly followrules?
566
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,275
If my name is going
to be associated with...
567
00:21:48,318 --> 00:21:50,669
No, the Boimler Effect isliterally the opposite of that.
568
00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:53,366
But I don't know, I don't know
how I feel about that, and...
569
00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:55,978
I-Is it in ink? Is it already
in the system? Is it...
570
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:57,762
BOIMLER:
Wow, it's on a plaque.
571
00:21:57,806 --> 00:22:00,548
Get back to your stationand do whatever
youdeem right.
572
00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:02,549
[groans]
573
00:22:02,594 --> 00:22:05,248
BOIMLER:
I get a whole rule
named after me,
574
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,337
and it's all about
notfollowing rules.
575
00:22:07,381 --> 00:22:08,948
Don't worry about it, man.
576
00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:11,384
They're always making upnew rules no one ever remembers.
577
00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,256
I'm sure this one
will fade, too.
578
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,866
Yeah, this isn't something
to worry about.
579
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:16,346
No one will remember.
580
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,653
PROFESSOR:
Which is why
581
00:22:19,698 --> 00:22:22,917
the Boimler Effect issomething we will never forget.
582
00:22:22,961 --> 00:22:24,615
So named after the laziest,
583
00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:27,488
most corner-cutting officer
in Starfleet history,
584
00:22:27,531 --> 00:22:29,359
Brad Boimler,
585
00:22:29,403 --> 00:22:32,666
seen here with one of
the great birds of the galaxy.
586
00:22:32,711 --> 00:22:35,626
Anyway, let's move onto somebody even more important,
587
00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:39,020
perhaps the most important
person in Starfleet history,
588
00:22:39,065 --> 00:22:41,894
Chief Miles O'Brien.
589
00:23:22,281 --> 00:23:25,285
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590
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,460
[man imitates weapons firing]
591
00:24:11,461 --> 00:24:12,462
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