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That was titled "Essence."
I wrote it about my mom.
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This next piece
is also about my mom.
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- Excuse me...
- Wrap it up, nerd.
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-I'm still...
-All right, I don't know
what this is called,
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and I don't care.
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Two, three, four!
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That's kind of loud!
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What is the meaning
of this intense bass?
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Are you mocking me?!
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-I don't hear it on our side.
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It must be your equipment.
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Engineer K'noch, today you die!
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Will someone shut that up?!
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- You're welcome.
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Okay, whatever that was.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
"Requiem for a Hug."
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Captain says you're too loud!
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God, no, no,
I'm so sorry.
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First officer's log,
stardate 57501.4.
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TheCerritos is en route
to Cardassia Prime
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for the most amazing reason.
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Captain Freeman is going to be instrumental in brokering peace
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- between the... Wait.
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Just... reading
a little message here.
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Yada yada yada..
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No.
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The captain is not
gonna be happy about this.
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What the hell
are you talking about!
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I'm sorry, Captain Freeman,
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but we're moving the peace
negotiations to Vulcan.
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Nobody wants to go
to Cardassia Prime.
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The Cardassians
are creeping everyone out.
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But I already prepared a speech,I learned how to do the dance...
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I'm sure you'll be involved
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in the nexthistoric,
once-in-a-lifetime summit.
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For now, you'll be heading
to Gelrak 5
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and, endowing them
with diplomatic trinkets.
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We're delivering gifts?
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Godspeed, Captain.
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I spent weeks learning how tobark out Cardassian small talk.
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Seems like they
just changed locations.
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-I don't think it was a slight
on the Cerritos.
-Yeah, right.
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Nobody respects us, because
we don't demand their respect.
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This ship is a joke.
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Well, then we're the funniest
joke in all of Starfleet.
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Shut up, Jack!
I'm sick of it.
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We have to do something to prove
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that this crew isn't
a bunch of slackers.
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Okay, try it now.
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-Field strength is at..
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-Ooh!
-100%
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You almost phasered me!
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Calm down. It's set to...
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It was...
it was set to stun.
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Hey, Boimler, how's the field
integrity looking in there?
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It's good.
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Okay. Computer, margaritas.
Frozen. Salt.
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Wait, don't we have to report
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that we're done
so we can get a new task?
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Don't sweat it, baby girl-- likemany things, commanders have
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no idea how long it takes
to balance a phase variance.
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You never admit the actual
amount of time it takes
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to finish a job-- if you did,
your days would be packed.
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-Isn't that lying?
-No. It's creative estimating.
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When you get an assignment,
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you exaggerate
how long it's gonna take,
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then you're a hero
when it's done early.
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It's just a little
buffer time. No biggie.
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And you're okay with this?
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No! If it were up to me,
we'd never take a break.
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But it's Lower Decks tradition.
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Tendi, how long will it take
to repair a biobed?
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That would take
about five...
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hours.
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Excuse me?
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That's great!
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Aw, Tendi, look at us.
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Lower Decks--
breaching protocol together.
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Friendship!
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Be sure to stroll throughthe ship as slowly as possible.
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It's not like
we're busy exploring
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the mysteries of the cosmos!
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Does no one do any work
around here?!
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-Geez, there goes buffer time.
-What was that, Ensign?
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Nothing, Captain.
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Bridge.
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Cap'n. I mean, Captain.
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Anything to report, Ensign?
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Keeping busy.
I inventoried Cargo Bay Four,
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assisted with the baryon sweep
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of the warp nacelles,
skipped buffer time
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-and went straight to work on...-Turbolift halt!
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What is "buffer time"?
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What's up with you?
You're looking more, like,
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-weaselly than usual.
-Well, th-that's
just how my face looks.
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-You-you know that.
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"Effective immediately,the Lower Deck scheduling deceit
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will no longer be tolerated"?
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What scheduling deceit?
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Wait. Let me see.
"All assignments
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"must be completed and logged
in exactly the time mandated
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-by command"?
-Are we being timed?
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"Failure to meet quotas
will not be tolerated."
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This is bad, this is bad.
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I-I thought it was tradition.I thought you said nobody cared.
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They didn't. There was no way
the captain noticed
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we were padding stuff out.
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Somebody ratted.
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I bet it was Delta shift.
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Yeah. Delta shift is the worst.
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They thinkthey're so much better than us,
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just becausethey're so much better than us.
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It doesn't matter who ratted.
We don't need buffer time.
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We're Starfleet.
We're the best of the best,
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and we can still get
everything done early.
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Boimler's right.
We don't need a buffer time.
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-We've got this!
-Yeah, no, yeah,
you're probably right.
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What's one less margarita a day?
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Excuse me!
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Watch it.
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Rutherford,
I need that diagnostic
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on the guidance system, now!
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But now is right now!
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Move!
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-Move, move, move, move!
-Aah!
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Come on,
watch where you're going.
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Now I only have ten minutes
to do a 30-minute calibration.
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Stop yelling!
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Sorry, wish I could help.
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I'm late for Ransom's
stupid away mission.
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Ensign
Tendi! You were supposed to be
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in sickbay 20 minutes ago!
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-I'm coming!
-Personal Log:
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I've completed all of today's
assignments ahead of schedule,
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and have requested more.
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Space: The funnestfrontier?
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Ooh. Somebody's got to purge
the calibration matrix.
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I call dibs!
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All right, let's see
a little hustle there, guys.
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An away mission is only routineuntil it isn't.
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Horned gorillas, sentient tar,
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spores that make you hook upwith your best friend's sister--
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all disasters
I've personally experienced
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on missions that should
have been a walk in the park.
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Mariner, you're late.
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No, I've been here
the whole time, you know,
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loading stuff, hearing aboutgorillas, spores, et cetera,
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that weird story you told usabout your best friend's sister.
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Get it together, Mariner.
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The captain has us
on a strict timetable.
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Well, then maybe you could help
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instead of whatever you're doingright now.
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I am helping.
I'm commanding.
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You're lucky your
phaser accuracy is so high,
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or I'd never let you
beam off this ship.
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We wouldn't even be going
on a mission if the admiral
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hadn't downgraded the captain
to delivering gifts.
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-Come on, let's bail.
-No. And roll down
those sleeves.
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This isn't a barn.
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The Gelrakians base
their entire social structure
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around crystals.
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When we land, we must display
the honor crystal they gave
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to the first contact team
to show that we come in peace.
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I should've tried that
with my ex.
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Yeah.
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I'm picking up an increase
in atmospheric hydromounds.
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Yeah,
they're called clouds, man.
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Just to be safe,
I'll disengage autopilot
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and land her manually.
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That's literally
what the autopilot's for.
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It's a automatic pilot.
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-Perfect landing, sir.
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Not even my best work,
to be honest.
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-We could've just beamed down.
-I didn't catch that, Mariner.
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Yeah I just said we should
get going, clock is ticking.
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Productivity and et cetera.
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We'll go when I give the order.
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-Let's roll.
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Greetings. It is an honor to--
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Ensign Vendome,the honor crystal.
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-This isn't crystals.
-He's got wood. He's got wood!
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That doesn't
sound peaceful.
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Where's the crystal, Vendome?
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Sir, I loaded the wrong case.
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This is a fertility totem
meant for Mavok Prime.
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I-I was rushing
to finish my tasks.
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You dare insult us
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with this perverted woodensex charm of our sworn enemies?
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This is an act of war.
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Starfleet scum!
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-Vendome!
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There's too many of them.
Fall back!
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Come on.
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- God, I'm gonna die!
- We live on a spaceship.
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-Nobody is dying
from a spear wound.
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Crystals!
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Hate when this happens.
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Let's just stun them
and get out of here!
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Negative, we just signed them
into the Federation.
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What this calls for
is some classic
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Jack Ransom peace brokering.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Watch and learn.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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Attention, Gelrakians,
I am Commander Jack--
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Ooh!
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All right, that wasawesome.
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- Circled by spears.
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This is a classic.
What am I, Kirk?
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Is this the 2260s?
All right.
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Whoa, hey, hey!
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We got acid here.
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Excuse me!
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Rutherford.
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Aah, Tendi, what the hell?
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Can't talk, got to work.
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I'm compiling.
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What?
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The impulse manifold needs
to be degaussed again.
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I have to assist with a surgery,
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and I honestly can't remember
which deck sickbay is on!
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- 26?
- Is that--?
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Do we have that many?
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Enter security code.
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-I'm waiting, Ensign.
-Sorry, Captain.
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Something's wrong
with the console.
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Move! I'll do it myself.
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Lieutenant Shaxs,
any word from the away team?
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Captain, the sensors have
picked up Gelrakian ships
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approaching
off the starboard bow.
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What?
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On screen.
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Are we supposed to be hosting
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a welcome dinner or something?
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Captain,
they're locking phasers.
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Really?
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Raise shields.
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-Shaxs?
-I'm trying, Captain.
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Something's wrong
with the controls.
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Stupid controls.
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Do I have to run
this whole ship myself?
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They've launched boarding pods!
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Red alert!
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Repel all intruders,
but do not use it as an excuse
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to stop doing
what you are doing.
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I want to stay on track
and on time.
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It's called
multi-tasking, people.
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They do it on the Enterprise
all the time.
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I don't want to hear anycomplaining, I only want to hear
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repelling of intruders andpeople getting their work done!
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Swords and spears--how did these guys get on board?
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Hey, guy.
253
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,414
Hey, guy?
254
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,285
Hey, guy, is this whatyou wanted to do with your life?
255
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,505
Just capture people-- is thatwhat you dreamt of when you were
256
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,768
a little whatever-you-are?
Are you fulfilled by that?
257
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,770
- Yes.
- Wow, all right...
258
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,816
well, do you know what,
that means you're lame.
259
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,905
-You're a loser.
-Hey, keep it down!
260
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,342
I'm writing a speech that will
convince them to let us go.
261
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:17,388
A speech, seriously?
Permission to speak freely.
262
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,738
You always speak freely.
263
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,304
Nobody can stop you
from speaking freely.
264
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,610
All right, you know
what you've got going on?
265
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,612
You have broad shoulders
and shiny hair
266
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,832
and you talk a good game,
but when it comes to actually
267
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,095
doing the job-- the job--
you don't have it.
268
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,098
I'm calling bull
on your whole thing here, sir.
269
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,448
You're so busy breaking protocolthat you never look ahead.
270
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,450
One of these days you're going
to get someone killed, Ensign.
271
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,973
With all due respect, sir,
272
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,714
my friends aren't trapped
in an alien prison,
273
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,281
your team is.
274
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,674
That's not myteam,
it's ourteam.
275
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,764
But I guess
you don't think that way.
276
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,809
Here we go, show time.
277
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,420
We may come
from different worlds,
278
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,597
but on the inside we are all---GERNBA: Silence, Starfleet!
279
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,862
You are being held responsiblefor the lies of the Federation.
280
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,038
Your trial will be by combat.
281
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,866
Yes, now we're talking!
282
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,781
And by "talking," of course,
I mean "fighting."
283
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,175
One of you must face
our greatest champion, Vindor.
284
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:08,439
Usually we start the battle andVindor steps out of the shadows
285
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,485
and it's super intimidating,
but he's here,
286
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,531
so I'm just gonna show him
to you right now.
287
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,620
Vindor.
288
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,622
If you win, we let you go.
289
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,974
If you lose, you'll be dead
and your away team
290
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,020
will be crushed
by the adjudication geode.
291
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,979
Crystals!
292
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,592
Okay, I'm looking at
a lot of blank faces here.
293
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,899
An adjudication geode is
a special type
294
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,423
of constitutional crystal we useto legally smoosh our criminals.
295
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,990
Here is your battle blade.
296
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,644
You have one hour to choose
297
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,169
who gets the honorof being slaughtered by Vindor.
298
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,258
If you can't decide, we will--
299
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,389
-I'll do it!
-I'll do it! Give it to me!
300
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,477
-Yo, I touched it first.
-Give it, come--
301
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,783
-Tell him! No, me!
-No, mine!
302
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,002
You do realize you're
fighting over who gets
303
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:49,916
to be chopped in half
by Vindor, right?
304
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,178
-Me, dibs!
-No, I said me,
305
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,222
-I touched it first.
-Come on. Give it to me.
306
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,484
-Jack Ransom-- it's mine!
-No! No!
307
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,146
Aah!
308
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,367
Translation--
"Bark hugging root smoochers"?
309
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,978
What the heck
got these guys so wound up?
310
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,415
This is totally gonna
mess up my schedule.
311
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,636
-Don't move, human!
312
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,724
We have you surrounded.
313
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,639
Yeah, but I-I have a phaser.
314
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,164
These guys are lightweights.
315
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,688
This is what
the red alert's about?
316
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:27,127
Captain, I just phasered
some Gelrakians?
317
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,001
-Um, hello?
-Intruder!
318
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,744
It's just that huffy ensign.
319
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,137
-Sorry, Brimler.
-I'm not huffy.
320
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,529
Why aren't you at your post?
321
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,661
We wouldn't even be
in this situation
322
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,271
if you weren't slacking off.
323
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,403
I'm not!
324
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:45,232
Damn it!
We're 15 minutes behind.
325
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,408
Our entire schedule is going
to be off for the month.
326
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,410
Wait a minute-- clocks,
327
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,673
time, schedules.
328
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,545
You guys are under
the strict scheduling, too?
329
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,852
I have to be-- I'm manning
every station on my own.
330
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,419
What? No, no, no, no, no.
331
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,986
This is all wrong--
you're the captain!
332
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,989
I need us working harder
and faster and stricter!
333
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,034
Where are you
hiding your crystals?!
334
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,644
We don't have any crystals!
335
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,951
I mean we do have dilithium,but we're not giving you those.
336
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,131
Trial by combat is
my responsibility.
337
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,786
I'm ranking officer, I'll be
fighting Vindor, end of story!
338
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,396
Rank means nothing right now.
339
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,268
Rank means everything always!
340
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,139
You know what, I doget off
on breaking protocol.
341
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,489
I'm good at exploring
strange new worlds,
342
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,970
solving space mysteries
and kicking asses.
343
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,277
Protocol is for people that
need to be told what to do,
344
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,322
which Idon't.
See this bad boy?
345
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,671
Tentacle guy, bunch of arms.
346
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,325
Stabbed me
with a barnacle blade.
347
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:38,763
Check it out-- Magus III,
Nanibia Prime, Scottsdale.
348
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,982
That was a mess.
349
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,550
I earned every one
in high-concept fights
350
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:43,681
just like this one.
351
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,118
So? What do you got?
352
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,207
-Let me see your scars.
-You know I don't have any.
353
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,817
Because you play it safe.
354
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,211
You said it-- that's ourteam
under that geode.
355
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:54,040
Let me do what I'm good at,
let me save them.
356
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,999
Sometimes you have to do
what's wrong to survive.
357
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,479
You're right.
358
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,223
What the ?!
God!
359
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,747
You stabbed me in the foot
with a battle blade!
360
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,141
I'd rather die than let you
put your life on the line.
361
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,533
You are such a psycho!
362
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,621
What are you doing?
363
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,188
Why?
364
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,190
I'm the first officer
of a Federation starship,
365
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,670
and your commander.
366
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,064
And nobody crushes my team.
367
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,630
Let's do this!
368
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,329
Vindor! Vindor!
369
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,070
Vindor! Vindor!
370
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,767
Vindor!
371
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,815
-Vindor?
-Come on, big guy.
372
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,993
I only need my hands
for this one.
373
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,872
Ha-ha-ha! Yah!
374
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,963
-Ha-ha!
375
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,791
Double-fist punch!
376
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,188
Whoa, that was actually
kind of hot.
377
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,146
Get it together, Mariner,
get it together.
378
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,018
You are notinto this.
Come on.
379
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,376
Let's see how much
those Federation wood lovers
380
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,943
like our crystal graffiti.
Ha-ha-ha!
381
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,166
I-I need to get back to comms.
382
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,950
-Captain, listen to me...
-Don't touch me!
383
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,475
This is all my fault, thinking
I belong at a peace summit
384
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,259
when I can't even keep
my own ship together.
385
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,739
What? Captain, no.
You did nothing wrong.
386
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,219
Your schedules, your rules--
387
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,003
this has been
the greatest week of my life.
388
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,309
You run the tightest ship
in Starfleet.
389
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,919
Captain, we need to act now!
390
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,095
"Tightest ship."
Then why is it falling apart?
391
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,749
Because not everyone is
a Boimler.
392
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,751
This crew has their limits.
They're only human.
393
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,448
Well, and Vulcan.
And Orion.
394
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,102
There's that Benzite guy
in Tactical...
395
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,973
Damn it, man!
If you're trying to inspire
396
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,150
some sort of resolution,
then inspire it now!
397
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,630
It kills me to say this,
but for the good of the ship
398
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,284
we have to... loosen up.
399
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,504
Loosen up? But then we're
right back to buffer time.
400
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,375
Yes, when people could do
whatever they had to
401
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,768
to get the job done.
402
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:57,206
You're a great captain.
Let them be a great crew.
403
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,642
You're... you're right!
404
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,688
I ama great captain!
405
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,084
Attention all decks:
as of now,
406
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,435
I am authorizing
all crew to break any rule,
407
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,829
abandon any protocol,
and cut any corner to defend
408
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,266
theCerritos.
409
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,876
You are Starfleet--
410
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,227
Do what you have to do
to take back this ship.
411
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,272
Buffer time!
412
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,937
I demand
413
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,504
a peaceful negotiation. Yah!
414
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,593
-I respect your sovereignty.
415
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,769
So ethical.
416
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,126
Interlocked hands!
417
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,562
Stop! Stop! I submit!
418
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,607
I thought
you only said "Vindor."
419
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,827
It's so the other guys think
I'm strong and dumb.
420
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,003
But I'm not.
I love to read!
421
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:58,528
Well, all right,
you're free, you're all free.
422
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,487
Everybody's free.
423
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,708
-Whoo-whoo! Starfleet!
424
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,058
I see how it is--
you're gonna stab me, but then
425
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,930
you don't stab Vindor? What
are your priorities, Ransom?
426
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,236
I ju... Whoa!
427
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,107
We got to stop doing
trial by combat,
428
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,196
or we'll never get to use
the geode.
429
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,546
How about a regular trial,
with a judge?
430
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200
And instead of the geode...
431
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,941
- We could do a death race!
432
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:22,030
Start building a crystal car!
433
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,598
Crystals.
434
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,256
Ha-ha!
435
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,173
-Ooh!
436
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,465
Hey, sorry about the whole
"invading your ship" thing.
437
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,902
You know?
Very un-crystal-like of us.
438
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,078
Don't worry about it.
I'd rather be here with you
439
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,298
than with those freaks
on Mavok Prime.
440
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,300
Wood-worshiping freaks, right?
441
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,258
-Come on.
442
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,869
You'll be fine.
443
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,915
Want me to clean up
those disgusting scars?
444
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,265
No way.
No. These are my trophies.
445
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,268
Congratulations, you look like
a scratching post.
446
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,922
-Mariner.
-Commander.
447
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,793
I would appreciate it
if you give me a heads-up
448
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,056
before you file your report.It would give me some extra time
449
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,189
to pack up my free weights--
there's a ton of 'em.
450
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,539
-What report?
-For stabbing you
with a battle blade.
451
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,193
That's a guaranteed
court-martial.
452
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,282
I am not filing a report,
actually.
453
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,328
But... I thought you hated me.
454
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,068
You talk about yourself
a little too much,
455
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,722
but stabbing me,
breaking protocol--
456
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,463
that was actually pretty cool.
457
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,726
Sometimes I forget
what Starfleet's all about,
458
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,946
and today you reminded me.
459
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,296
Plus, this is gonna make
a good scar.
460
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,256
A great scar.
461
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,129
-Take her away, boys!
-W-Wait, what? Why?
462
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,739
Because you ignored me
when I ordered you
463
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,741
to roll down your sleeves.
They're against code.
464
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,048
The sleeve thing?
You're an idiot.
465
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,877
You just earned an extra day
in the brig!
466
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,053
Joke's on you, man--
I love the brig!
467
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,664
I'm going to my favorite place!
468
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:18,015
Next time, I'm gonnalet somebody kill you.
469
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,061
I'm gonna dance in your blood!
470
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:23,412
Okay. That was kind of hot.
471
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,459
-Come.
472
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:29,026
-You wanted to see me, Captain?-It took the eyes of a child
473
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,507
to see whatwe were blind to today, Boimler.
474
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,640
If it wasn't for you,
we would still be following
475
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,250
every little rule in the book.
476
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,643
Wait, is that bad?
'Cause I loverules.
477
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,427
We're instituting
a new ship-wide mandate,
478
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,038
and we're calling it
the "Boimler Effect."
479
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,736
Really? I-I'm honored.
480
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,520
You should be.
The Boimler Effect is about
481
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,348
encouraging shortcuts
and preventing people
482
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,307
from just blindly following
the rules.
483
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,439
From now on, the crew
can build in buffer time
484
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:51,745
whenever they deem fit.
485
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,442
Congratulations. Dismissed.
486
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,792
Well, hey,how about we add a little thing
487
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:58,012
about how important it is
to blindly followrules?
488
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,275
If my name is going
to be associated with...
489
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,669
No, the Boimler Effect isliterally the opposite of that.
490
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:05,367
But I don't know, I don't know
how I feel about that, and...
491
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,978
I-Is it in ink? Is it already
in the system? Is it...
492
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,763
Wow, it's on a plaque.
493
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,548
Get back to your stationand do whatever
youdeem right.
494
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:17,248
I get a whole rule
named after me,
495
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,338
and it's all about
notfollowing rules.
496
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,948
Don't worry about it, man.
497
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,385
They're always making upnew rules no one ever remembers.
498
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,256
I'm sure this one
will fade, too.
499
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,867
Yeah, this isn't something
to worry about.
500
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,347
No one will remember.
501
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,654
Which is why
502
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:34,918
the Boimler Effect issomething we will never forget.
503
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,616
So named after the laziest,
504
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,488
most corner-cutting officer
in Starfleet history,
505
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,360
Brad Boimler,
506
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,667
seen here with one of
the great birds of the galaxy.
507
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,627
Anyway, let's move onto somebody even more important,
508
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:51,021
perhaps the most important
person in Starfleet history,
509
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:53,894
Chief Miles O'Brien.
510
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:37,285
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