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Ready, action!

Let go of her!

Drop the gun.

Unless you wanna see her bleed!

You bastard.

Right, enough.

""Turn on the light!" Audition"

this a joke?

Huh?

Don't come if you're not serious!

What's with that fake acting?

Sure, all acting is a lie! One big lie!

But you gotta lie like you mean it!

Got it?

Come at me!

Make us believe it's real!

Huh?

Uh, hey...

Hey you!

Mr. ohno?

Hey! What's wrong?

Mr. ohno?

You're okay?

Yes. Sorry.

When do you have seizures?

When I'm nervous or s...

Huh?

When I'm nervous or stressed...

You faint?

Yes.

Since you were young?

- Since primary school. - Primary school.

- I am ok now... - Hang on, where are you going?

I'm filling out a report! Calm down.

Hey.

Quit standing around.

Put this away! We don't need it.

Sorry.

Lazy bums.

How often do they happen?

Often.

Often? Is that so.

Hey, do that quietly!

Sorry!

Can you talk in a louder voice?

Louder, okay?

They happen when men...

Men? Yeah?

When men confront me...

When men confront me...

Confront you.

Whoa!

You okay?!

Hey, bring that stretcher back!

I'll give you the usual medicine.

See you again next month.

Come by if you need anything.

Doctor...

Yes?

Will I always be this way?

Mr. ohno?

It's an emotional problem.

It can't be fixed with medicine or surgery.

I know that.

What should I do?

Please cure me.

I'll do anything.

I had finally gotten into an audition yesterday.

But I fainted in the middle of it.

I always do!

When will I...

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

In.

Out.

In.

Out.

What's that?

I read online...

That boobs help calm you down.

Real ones are out of my league, so I use this.

Did you hear about that sale?

Oh, you're home.

Yep!

Mr. ohno.

Where's last month's rent?

Sorry, gotta rush!

Mr. ohno.

Mr. ohno!

Rescueman! You fiend!

I'll never forgive you.

You! Don't move.

Catherine.

Jon.

"Rescueman"

"Overdue payment"

I'm fired?

I heard you dealt with a delinquent.

Yes.

He was smoking where he shouldn't...

You're very diligent.

But then you fainted, right?

Yes

you didn't mention an illness in your interview!

I'm sorry.

This month is your last.

Who're you calling?

- Suzuki from accounting. - Really?

Whoops, bumped into him...

Hey! Whatcha lookin" at?

I wasn't looking.

You mockin' me?!

Not at all.

You're looking down on me!

I'm not!

Get back here...

Hey, cut it out!

You're messin' with me!

Admit it, bastard!

I'm not!

Hey!

Ya hear me?

Don't get cocky!

You bastard!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Let's go.

Um...

Are you okay?

Huh?

Huh?

Hiroki?

Big bro?

What do you do now?

What do I do?

For work.

I'm an actor.

You too, right?

Sort of.

You're really an actor?

What, is that bad?

No

But... you were gonna start a business.

I'm over that.

How long has it been?

Since mom's funeral.

Right.

Five or six years.

What've you been doing?

Acting.

Nothing else? Acting doesn't pay the bills.

I'm getting by.

There's a place that gives me work.

You interested?

Today, I fought with a director

and lost a role.

So I was drinking.

Then a flirty couple passed by

and I got angry at them.

All as planned.

P... planned?

Yeah!

Thank you!

How was it?

It was perfect!

She said, "you're so strong!"

Your acting was great.

Those punches!

Did I hit your face?

Nah, it's fine.

All that rehearsing really paid off!

My brother, kazuto.

Your brother?

Good evening.

Hello...

What is this?

Kazuto, are you free tomorrow?

What?

To outsiders, it's a normal agency.

I'm just here to see it.

Don't worry!

Boss!

Oh, you're back!

Welcome.

Uh, thanks.

You're brothers?

You barely look alike!

He's the boss.

I'm fujimatsu. Call me boss.

Boss?

I don't like being called "sir." Too formal.

We're like a family here, anyway.

So everyone calls me boss.

Sir, we'll be in the meeting room.

Well, anyway... have a seat!

Aside from movies and dramas,

we also do more "unusual" work.

Acting, but in daily life.

We use acting to fulfill requests.

It could be simple,

like forming a long line at a store,

or laughing at a movie.

We're off.

Good luck!

Or crying at a ceo's funeral.

There's other agencies that do stuff like that, too.

But we also take harder requests.

Like yesterday.

Right.

Based on the customer's request,

we write a script, cast actors,

and rehearse intensively.

Ready, action!

If you get near yoko again,

I'll kill ya!

Yoko, hug him tighter.

Real tight, like this!

You lead.

She's not an actor.

Got it.

It's her request.

To break up with her violent boyfriend.

Let's change it to "I'll bury you."

The writer, tagami.

He used to be a swindler.

Ready, action!

If you get near yoko again, I'll bury you!

Don't just shout like an idiot!

"I'll bury you."

That.

The acting director.

Ayu. Boss's daughter.

She's rough, but brilliant.

And hot, too.

Ready, action!

If you get near yoko again,

I'll bury you.

Right. I won't.

Sir.

It's "boss."

How 'bout it?

Hey! Why not?

It's great acting work.

Totally thrilling!

That's why.

I can't handle tension.

If I fainted, I'd ruin it.

It could cure you.

Start with small roles and work towards bigger ones.

I'll help you.

It's not that easy!

Er, hello?

Mr. ohno?

You finally picked up.

Can you pay last month's rent now?

Sorry, you're breaking up...

Mr. ohno?

Mr. ohno!

Um...

Can I borrow money?

This place pays you on the spot.

My daughter spends all her money at a dating bar!

Oh! The brothers from before!

Yes!

How'd it go?

We did as you said.

My brother got a girlfriend!

Wow!

I can't thank you enough.

I'm so glad!

Your advice always works perfectly!

She's for real.

I can't wait!

I see.

Spending money on a man.

Bow your head.

I will listen to your heart.

The man works at...

A dating bar?

Not yet!

You met him...

Two years ago.

Raise your head.

Break up with him.

You must.

Do as she says.

I want to secretly test my staff with tough customers.

Would you want hair in your food?

I completely agree...

You know, my wife...

Was really looking forward to this!

We're terribly sorry.

I'll refund your...

No, this isn't about money.

We deeply apologize for causing you distress.

This night was precious to us.

And it's gone!

You ruined our weekend.

Right!

You ruined it! Our weekend!

Please calm down!

Our weekend!

Give it back! Give it back!

Give it back!

Give it back!

You overdid it.

We're so terribly sorry!

Kazuto. Let's go for a drink!

No thanks.

Smoke outside.

You still have this?

You were always watching it.

Don't be nosy.

Go home when you're sober.

Kazuto...

Acting is fun.

What's with you?

You've got porn?

You like boobs, huh?

Please save my inn from swindlers!

Swindlers?

Who's this?

My sister. She runs the inn.

At her age?

Mom and dad died in an accident two years ago.

My sister was overwhelmed by grief and responsibility.

Then she met them.

Them?

She joined their cult,

and now they're trying...

To get the inn.

In sum...

You want us to save it from this cult?

Yes.

That's too much for us.

I'm sorry, but we can't...

Dad.

Let's hear her out.

Mom fell for a scam once, too.

The police?

I told them.

But if she willingly gives it away,

they can't stop her.

But it's a scam.

Not enough proof.

How do you know it is?

It's obvious.

That doesn't...

I tried detective agencies, but it was too much for them.

A friend told me this place could

solve anything by acting.

First, we have to see

if it's really a scam.

Can you pay?

It won't be cheap. Aren't you a student?

My inheritance.

You can use it all.

My future is at our family's inn.

I didn't agree to this.

Gotta pay this month's rent.

And bills, too.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Looks like the cult started up five years ago.

Tons of bad rumors.

Luring people in, forcing donations...

So we have to make the sister

see their true nature.

Indeed.

You're kinda close...

How do they recruit?

Through a seminar

on increasing cognitive potential.

I see...

We'll infiltrate the seminar.

Infiltrate?

Like spies!

Who should we cast?

I'll ask around.

Might need several people.

Mel

me! Me! Me!

Me...

Me. Mel!

"Cognitive potential seminar: Awaken to true happiness"

I should tell them about...

Your seizures? You'd be dropped.

Right?

Some of you might know this.

Most of your brain is asleep.

Do you know how much brain you actually use?

Anyone?

Mel

I do!

About 50 percent?

50? Not quite.

Voila!

Two percent!

For real?

For real.

98 percent of your brain is asleep.

This was reported by the Indian scholar Ganesh.

It varies from person to person,

but is usually only 2 to 5 percent.

Relax your entire body.

Now, imagine you're making a rice ball.

Relax.

Make that rice ball.

Rest your rice ball on your palms.

Feel it?

Do you feel something warm?

Yes.

Now, eat your rice ball.

Is it good?

Yes.

Feel the rice ball passing through your throat.

Down your esophagus,

and into your stomach.

Oh! I feel it.

That's so weird.

And now! It's become the cosmos.

Anyone can awaken potential.

But it takes daily training.

We have a way to help.

Please use this form to apply.

Everyone,

normally the sign-up fee is 30,000 yen.

But today, voila!

9,800yen.

Only now. Sign up for 9,800 yen.

It's pointless to maximize your potential

if you're not happy.

So how do you find happiness?

With us, you'll learn how.

Um...

What does signing up entail?

But isn't that uncertainty holding you back in life?

Let's free ourselves.

Something wrong?

I should ask my husband...

Have you always let others make decisions for you?

Your life is your own.

You life isn't your husband's.

Do you have children?

Your life doesn't belong to them either.

It's yours and yours alone.

Here's our pamphlet, filled with new words of wisdom.

Please take a look.

Thank you.

Hello.

Please take a look.

Thank you!

"Musubiru shirt"

"musubiru stones"

"master tamaru photo"

"Gazeus pod"

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 digits!

For this thing!

Shu...

Excuse me.

What do you think of this?

It's a little expensive...

Still uncertain?

No...

I know.

It looks a little phony.

But having one

cured my shoulder pain.

Do you have aches or pains?

Had any good luck lately?

Good luck?

Yes. Anything at all?

I won some gum in a prize drawing.

See, things are taking a turn for the better!

Wonderful!

Lord gazeus of the planet musubiru

sent a revelation to master tamaru.

Though master tamaru lost his voice,

he received great powers in return.

Telekinesis, telepathy, and curing of illness.

Master tamaru conveys the teachings of lord gazeus

through telepathy to his father, the honorable katsuki.

Honorable katsuki spreads those teachings to the world.

We awaken your sleeping potential and connect you to happiness.

Musubiru.

Care for a shirt?

One, please.

Thank you.

Me too.

Thank you.

Do you give receipts?

No.

Welcome. The cloak room is that way.

Hello.

Welcome.

The cloak room is that way.

Welcome.

Hello.

It's all right.

You'll be happy soon.

Thank you.

Mrs. matsuzawa!

Hello.

That's...

Thank you.

That's her.

Master tamaru!

Hey.

He got a perm!

Mussuuu.

The words of master tamaru.

Cast away luxuries like alcohol and tobacco,

and connect your health to happiness.

He speaks.

Cast away TV and Internet,

and connect your heart to happiness.

He speaks.

Cast away family and friends that burden you,

and connect to happiness with true companions.

He speaks.

What about porn?

Cast away gambling and temptations...

New members have joined us again today.

Please come up on stage.

I can't!

It'll be fishy if we don't.

Please give our newly-joined members

a "shower"!

A question from master tamaru.

Why did you join us?

Let's ask each one.

Why are you here?

Me? Uh, um... I...

Speak not. I hear you.

You want to change yourself.

Dissatisfied with life,

disappointed in yourself.

You're at a loss.

Quiet. I'm talking to him.

Escape, that's what you want!

Awaken your true power,

and connect to happiness!

Shut up!

Kazuto

- what wrong with you? - Kazuto?

Kawata?

Got it.

What happened?

Are you okay?

What's wrong?

I get dizzy easily.

He can rest upstairs.

Let's take a break.

Here.

I'm okay.

Up we go. Slowly, slowly.

I'm okay...

We've got you.

Sorry about that.

It seems master tamaru's power is especially strong today.

It happens sometimes.

Those who faint lack faith, they say...

What, you don't like it?

No, it's fine.

Tamaru needs to have fans, after all.

Did the gathering turn out okay?

Katsuki really panicked.

I did, too.

He said master tamaru's power was too strong,

and everyone bought it.

So we'll make the guy who fainted think he's got a lot of promise.

Right.

How were sales today?

So-so.

Almost got a new guy to buy a pod,

but he chickened out.

So close.

Which one?

The flat-faced virgin one.

Oh, that one.

Kept staring at my boobs. What a creep!

Gotta start with the rocks.

They cost nothing.

That old lady looks gullible.

That type's usually loaded.

Ugh, what rough hands!

I asked if she'd had good luck,

and she said she won some gum!

Gum?

Great job, sir.

You idiot!

What religious Messiah has a perm?

Copying his favorite musician.

The hell?

And when that kid collapsed, you panicked.

Way too obvious!

You can't look worried!

Just stand there calmly.

That's all you need to do.

Seriously, I'm an idiot for making you the chosen one.

You can't handle acting!

Got the inn yet?

We'll sign the contract this month.

Can't afford to waste money on rent.

Gotta get that inn and cut our costs.

Right.

Is that thing done?

That thing? Oh, yeah.

It's done.

What is?

It's our secret doctrine.

Secret doctrine?

Once we get the inn, we'll make it our headquarters.

Osaka, nagoya, fukuoka...

We'll build branches nationwide that follow our secret doctrine.

Here it is.

Voila!

Their secret doctrine.

You did it, kazuto!

Hey, I helped too!

His acting seemed so real.

Like he really fainted!

Warn us first!

Er, well, I...

You were improvising.

Yeah.

At any rate, they turned out more crooked than we thought.

No need to hold back now.

Yes.

Please fight them.

Right.

The secret doctrine.

If we expose it...

We'll bring them down.

Where is it?

On kawata's laptop.

How to get it... I'll work on ideas.

Keep gaining their trust.

Learn the contract date.

Got it.

That's all for today.

Thank you!

Uh, tagami...

Isn't that my line?

I'm the one who says "that's all for today!"

"Mebuki inn"

um, to be honest,

I've never really had anything good happen to me.

When I first came here, they asked,

"had any good luck lately?"

I honestly hadn't had any.

I told them I'd won some gum, and they said...

"That's wonderful!”

"Things are taking a turn for the better!"

I was really happy... to hear that...

Um, uh...

Of course, I didn't completely believe it at first.

But after meeting them,

wonderful things have happened.

Yesterday...

Yesterday...

I finally found something I'd been searching for.

Under my bed...

My salon reward card!

A shower!

Rina is the owner of this inn.

She lost her parents in a car accident two years ago.

She was the driver.

It must have been hard.

But meeting us saved you.

Everyone, we have wonderful news.

Rina says that she wants to give us her inn.

We've been holding meetings here,

but soon we hope to make it our headquarters!

A shower!

Why doesn't rina speak?

"Holy silence."

Holy silence?

"Holy silence"

it's like fasting.

They have members do it, saying it's spiritual training.

Rina's silence started when

they set their sights on the inn.

They silenced her so

she couldn't talk about it with us.

But...

I'm the one who first caused her to stop speaking.

I blamed her.

She won't even let me in her room.

Where's her room?

Our inn is pretty big.

You shouldn't be seen with me,

so I'll draw a map.

Thank you.

"Please don't move this chair"

bloody hell!

Geez! What is it?

What happened?

Master tamaru tripped,

and I shouted aloud in response.

What's this chair?

Before he passed away, the father had a bad back.

So he rested here.

Oh.

Can't move it.

I see...

Don't worry, it's not haunted or anything.

Of course.

Master tamaru. Let's go.

Can you stand?

Ready, up!

Right then. Let's go.

Sorry!

I, um...

I was moved by your decision to give them your inn.

So...

I wanted to ask about it.

This helps calm me down. It's a...

Magic ball.

"I feel a bit calmer now."

I'm glad.

Here's the script.

Thanks. Wow, it's long!

I wrote multiple plans in case things change.

Please read it carefully

it's finally time.

There's a spy among us!

Sound more urgent!

Okay!

One more time.

I've always wanted to try bondage.

Can you move?

I can!

No problem! Whee!

Plug this into the laptop.

It'll copy the secret doctrine.

Hold out until the light turns green.

What's that? Don't play dumb!

Hey!

Where's yer boss?

Bring 'im out, idiot!

Sir, about that part...

Call me boss!

In that part, say "leader" instead.

Again!

Got it!

What's that? Don't play dumb!

Next Wednesday,

we'll hold a ceremony celebrating the 8,396,825,800th birthday

of our lord gazeus.

We hope everyone will attend.

Today, we'll review the story of the birth of lord gazeus.

What's that?

Don't play dumb.

There's a spy among us!

She's recording us!

Let go of me!

You hit her!

Are you okay?

What're you doing? Let go!

Calm down!

What's the matter?

Take her to the office.

Understood.

Come quietly!

You stay here!

She's been spying on us!

Let us explain.

Come.

Let me go!

Ow! Stop that!

What's going on?

Kazuto!

Hey! Not you!

Whoa, watch out!

What the hell?

You're bleeding!

Don't touch me!

Show respect!

Calm down.

What's going on?

She's actually a reporter!

A reporter?

We thought she was suspicious.

Lady,

we don't like people snooping around.

You little...!

Calm down!

Misako okamoto.

What?

An ex-member who committed suicide last year.

Don't you remember?

Who?

My mother. You killed her.

You bastards killed my mother!

You've got the wrong idea!

Sir?

Look at this.

"Mebuki inn as headquarters"

"spread secret doctrine"

Well!

You two have been a great help,

thanks.

What did it say?

Nothing important.

Right.

Musubiru's innocent.

But for instance...

Could you step outside?

Sir, um...

I have a question.

I understand "grease tracing"...

But I can't understand this...

Hey, wait...

What's going on?

Oh, and one more...

Can this wait until later?

Back to the meeting.

Let's go

sir! Strange people barged in!

Tetsu! Where are ya!

Give 'im back, assholes!

Where's the leader!

Bring 'im out, right now!

Where's tetsu!

I'll go.

We'll see what's happening.

You...

Sir! My brother!

She stabbed him?

No, he fainted from being hit.

Hey!

Kazuto. Wake up!

I'm askin' where tetsu is!

Who's tetsu?

You've been givin' him weird ideas!

Wait, wait a second!

Is tetsu here?

Anyone named tetsu?

After her! Go!

Stop!

Get back here!

What now?

Musu-what?

Musubiru!

Never heard of it!

So you've got the wrong group!

Well sorry!

What?

Whew!

I thought my heart might burst!

I think it did. Once. Probably.

But we've got them now.

They came close to noticing the blood was fake.

Me too

you did a great job.

Their secret doctrine.

Worse than I thought.

Now we're all set.

You're up next, kazuto.

This is urgent.

Could I talk to you before the ceremony?

It's about that reporter.

Would 10 am at mebuki inn be okay?

The ceremony is close by, and we won't be seen.

Thank you.

Until then.

He took the bait.

Alright.

I keep hearing rumors...

Nervous?

I haven't acted since primary school.

I'll break you in.

Ooh, break me too!

Alright, let's do this.

I've heard the voices, too.

The hallway chair...

Keeps changing position ever so slightly.

But no one has touched it.

The dead will return, and come after you.

Sir, let's review the plan.

Okay, everyone!

Tomorrow is the final battle.

Let's go over the plan.

Get your scripts.

Very good.

Let's all go over the big picture again.

First, we'll make them think the inn is haunted,

and spook them.

Then, we'll show them an actual ghost and terrify them.

Um...

Sorry to ask now,

but will they really believe in ghosts?

Tamaru's a scaredy cat.

Especially when it comes to ghosts.

Right?

Kazuto?

Er, right.

We have two goals.

Make them give up on the inn.

Then, expose their evil deeds.

Those two things.

Got it?

Yes.

Good.

Are you scared?

Rescueman.

You used to watch that all the time.

I suddenly remembered that, one day.

That's why I started this job.

Is that supposed to help?

You're bad at lying.

I'm not lying, it's true.

Kazuto...

I'm grateful to you.

Don't.

Let's go for a drink.

What do you even care?

What's that supposed to mean?

Doesn't anything ever bother you?

Yes.

Like what?

My brother's a total bore.

Sorry for the sudden visit.

I've been given an important job recently.

As an actor?

Yes.

That's wonderful.

A movie?

Sort of.

You want out?

Doctor,

will I always be this way?

Mr. ohno.

It's an emotional problem.

Medicine or...

I know that!

What should I do?

Can you see my face?

Huh?

My face. Can you see it?

Vaguely.

You've always been vaguely afraid of something, Mr. ohno.

If you turn on the light,

you'll see clearly.

But you have to turn the light on yourself.

For now, I'll do it.

I'll never forgive you.

You! Don't move.

Catherine!

You made it.

My son.

Father?

It can't be!

No! You're lying!

I'll never forgive you!

I never knew... you had such power...

Catherine.

Jon.

What about kazuto?

He's not here.

You called him?

Didn't pick up.

I'll wait a bit more.

Got it.

Good luck.

I keep hearing rumors.

Around 2 am, guests hear a middle-aged couple.

A middle-aged couple.

That's the time our parents died.

It's all because of you guys.

Mom and dad are mad.

Mom and dad are mad!

They'll curse you to death!

They'll kill you!

We'll see you at the ceremony.

Sorry to bother you right before the ceremony.

You wanted to talk?

We pretended to be the police,

and went to that reporter's workplace.

What? You guys?

Sorry. We couldn't leave it be.

And?

She stopped going to work about a week ago.

A week ago...

Since that day?

And in her desk, we found this.

"Secret doctrine"

Did you watch it?

No.

"Secret doctrine?" How odd.

We'll hang on to it.

Is that all?

Um...

Then let's go.

Oh spirit, thy stupendous one...

What's that?

No clue.

Oh spirit, thy stupendous one...

Reveal thyself to me...

Oh spirit, thy stupendous one...

Reveal thyself to me...

Oh spirit, thy stupendous one...

Reveal thyself to me...

What's this?

Nothing.

It doesn't look like nothing.

Excuse me

it's none of your business.

It sure is!

This place is nearly ours.

You can't have the inn.

Look, we told you.

Your sister decided to give it to us,

so you have no say.

Miss, you...

Don't touch me!

Tell us what this is, or we'll ask your sister.

I keep hearing rumors.

Around 2 am, guests hear a middle-aged couple.

What?

That's the time our parents died.

It's because of you guys.

Mom and dad are mad!

They'll curse you to death!

What nonsense.

I've... heard the voices, too.

And lately,

the hallway chair...

It keeps changing position, ever so slightly.

But no one has touched it.

Someone is here.

I sense a spirit... a powerful one.

Filled with anger... towards someone.

Oh spirit, thy stupendous one...

That fortuneteller seems pretty fishy to me...

No such thing as ghosts.

Ma'am? Ma'am!

Wake up!

Get out! Get out!

This is my place

get away!

You filthy scamming scum!

Ma'am!

You okay?

So you're the cause.

The dead will return, and come for you.

What?

Is she really a psychic?

Stop. People are watching.

Here. Up you go.

Everything's just fine.

We can't have our base here if tamaru's this scared.

Let's see if it's haunted

before signing the contract tomorrow.

Okay.

We'll stay the night.

Then we'll know for sure.

Come on!

Get a grip.

Okay?

Is there a room open?

Yes.

Reserve it.

Will do.

Sir, it's almost time.

Let's go.

Right.

Hm?

What's the matter?

Quit struggling!

You found her?

This hussy...

Is working with them!

Huh?

Don't be silly!

I'm dead serious!

You two!

You infiltrated us as spies!

Calm down!

Don't be stupid!

This bitch's gone crazy.

I saw!

I saw youl!

I did!

Huh? Saw what?

That's, um, er...

It has to be a fake...

Get them.

Own up.

They must be siblings!

Seeking revenge for their mother!

Put down the knife.

We can't let them live!

For master tamaru's sake...

Set it down.

Kazuto! Kazuto!

Kazuto! Hold on!

Kazuto!

Someone!

Call an ambulance!

Get help!

Right!

Kazuto! Hold on!

Kazuto!

Kazuto!

This is bad...

That lady did it,

not us.

All of this is your fault.

We were just acting!

Acting?

Why my big brother?

All of this is your fault!

You bastards!

Who the hell are you guys?

I'll kill you all.

I'll kill you!

Run!

Tamaru!

Hurry! Run!

Get back here!

Let go!

Let go of me!

You won't get away!

Let me go!

You bastards!

I won't let you get away!

Hiroki, they're gone!

They're gone.

Great job!

That was perfect!

You fooled them.

Wonderful!

Great job, mom!

Getting scammed before really helped!

I was worried sick!

Aw, dear...

I can't believe they thought this was real.

So it's rubber?

Are you okay?

Always wanted to be gagged once.

Oh, it smells!

Kazuto. Kazuto?

We did it.

Here we go.

A bug?

Hiroki planted it

when he grabbed katsuki.

The reporter and brothers...

They were acting?

They were working together to expose us.

Our secret doctrine...

I don't know how they knew.

We're recording, too.

Our headquarters can't be where someone was killed.

Tamaru couldn't handle it.

Let's give up on the inn.

You're right.

Understood.

Can't cancel the ceremony.

Let's get our stories

straight for the cops.

Right.

What about the ghosts?

Totally spooked them. Especially master tamaru.

Will the cops arrive soon?

Of course. Someone just died!

Time for the final scene. Just as planned!

Go go go!

Hurry, hurry!

I'm going to get my boob.

Boob?

Is this the right gesture?

No, like this.

This is kinda small.

Quit complaining. C'mon.

8,396,825,800th birthday of lord gazeus

Master tamaru!

Mussuuu.

Everyone, we are gathered today

to celebrate the 8,396,825,800th birthday of our lord gazeus.

Thank you all for coming.

To celebrate this event,

musubiru will...

Hey!

Give my brother back!

Huh?

You bastards took his body!

Stay back!

Say what now?

His body disappeared!

What?

It's started. Please go in.

That's blood!

You don't scare me!

I'll never forgive you.

Go, hero!

What the hell are you doing!

You murderous bastard!

You...

Don't move.

You made it. My son.

Daddy!

He talked.

He spoke.

He did, didn't he?

Everyone, we apologize for the disturbance!

Don't worry.

This has all been an act.

We put on this act in order to determine

if master tamaru had really lost his voice.

Now, please watch the following video.

Everyone, please be seated.

"Musubiru management secret doctrine"

hello, branch operation managers!

Follow these tips for successful management.

Recruit people in their 20s with few friends

and housewives over 40.

Make them think any good luck is all thanks to us.

Start with merchandise that costs nothing.

Stick some random rocks

in a random jar,

and there you go!

If a member's family is against us,

use "holy silence"

to cut off communication.

Those are our main tactics.

Let's all get rich!

We leave it up to you

thank you!

Good job, everyone!

Help us clean up!

Gotta be done by 5.

Lend us a hand!

Thank you!

Catherine...

You jerk!

I'm sorry...

Me too.

Please have this.

Your voice...

It's been so long.

Musubiru's leader?

Are they actors?

They're real.

I sent them the video.

They'd had an eye on musubiru.

We've got some questions.

All done!

Boss, the police came.

Oh, they did?

Boss?!

Who are you guys?

We're actors.

What?

Come on.

Quick!

We're actors.

What?

Ready...

Action!

Stop the bomb!

Drop the knife.

Or I'll blow the building up.

Right, enough.

""Turn on the light 2!" Audition"

what the hell is that acting?

All acting is a lie! One big lie!

So give us an act that really pulls us in!

Don't put us to sleep!

Get in our faces!

Come at us with everything you've got...

Huh?

Have I seen you somewhere before?

"Hiroki ohno"

"Young entrepreneur ohno's rescue app success"

"ohno's popular rescue app summons help in a single tap"

"Rescueman"

"Fake moviegoers"

"dating bar-obsessed daughter"

"tough customers”

"musubiru infiltration”

"Messiah"

"Messiah's dad"

"management"

"mebuki younger sister"

"mebuki older sister"

plot outline

are you free tomorrow?

Acting, but in daily life.

Save my inn from swindlers!

Our secret doctrine.

Tamaru's a scaredy cat.

Rescueman.

You have to turn the light on yourself.

"Advisor: Dr. harada"

"Target requester"

"request: Cure my brother"

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