Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ La-la la-la la-la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La-la la-la la-la smurf the whole day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[whistling]

(Papa Smurf) Simple as can be.

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin.

[dramatic music]

[fire crackling]

Ooh, I hate Smurfs!

Uh.. Ooh!

♪ La-la la-la la-la now you know the tune ♪

[trumpet music]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[theme music]

(Homnibus) Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ee-ouch!

You tricked me again, you idiot box.

[box giggling]

I'll stick you in here where you can't cause me anymore grief.

[hammering]

There. No more dirty tricks out of you.

Ooh!

[box laughing]

'Oh! Oh, get out of my life!'

Out of my life!

[grunting]

[box laughing]

Oh, no!

Oh, wait. I can explain.

Ooh-ooh!

Ouch!

I should have known getting rid

of this box of dirty tricks wouldn't be easy.

[box laughing]

The only way to get rid of you

is to hoist you up on some unsuspecting fool.

But who would be stupid enough to--

(Gargamel) 'Uh, hello? I-is anyone home?'

Yoo-hoo.

Oh, heh-heh, uh, uh, you must be the wise man

I've been searching for.

Who are you?

Uh, me? Oh, well, I am the humble wizard, Gargamel.

And I've come to seek your advice.

Oh, great oracle, oh, wise one

oh, thinker of deep thoughts and--

- Out with it. What do you want? - Uh, uh, well..

[chuckles] Uh, where are these disgusting little creatures called Smurfs?

For years they've made my life miserable.

I've tried and I've tried

to drive those miserable little blue wretches from the forest

but nothing ever works.

'I've used every trick in the book.'

- Every trick? - 'Uh, well..'

Do you say you need tricks?

Uh, why, yes.

Dirty tricks?

Oh, yes, dirty tricks.

[laughs] That's it, that's it!

[gibberish]

Sorry, I, uh, uh, only give advice.

Oh?

But for you I'll make an exception.

Uh, uh, y-you will?

I have here the legendary

one and only original box of dirty tricks

guaranteed to get most nasty jobs done.

- Uh, I'll take it! - Uh-uh-uh.

A thing of such value commands a high price.

Uh, but I have only a single penny.

Sold!

Now, be on your way. I'm a busy man.

"I'm a busy man."

A box of dirty tricks!

And for just a penny! Oh-ho-ho!

Oh, this is too good to be true!

[laughing]

Oh, Azrael, those rotten little Smurfs are doomed now.

Oh, I am so happy, I could laugh!

[laughing]

[sniffing]

Uh, uh, something's burning.

screech

Ouch!

Oh, my beautiful box!

Gotcha.

Whoa!

[screaming]

splash

We must recover that box.

I must! I must!

[dramatic music]

[water gurgling]

[music continues]

[box giggling]

clank

Oh, nature untamed

why dost thou smite me so?

Uh, look, it's not nature that smite you so, Brainy. Look!

But it's so pretty! I wonder what's in it.

Hey, yeah. Maybe it's four cookies.

- Or barbells. - Or mirrors.

Or jokes.

It's locked!

I'll bet Papa Smurf could open it.

- 'Yeah, that's a great idea.' - Uh, yeah.

Let's take it to Papa Smurf.

[chuckling] Maybe it's a surprise.

I hate surprises.

[box laughing]

[instrumental music]

Oh, can you open it, Papa Smurf?

Can you? Huh? Huh?

[indistinct chatter]

Patience, little Smurfs, patience.

Remember, this could be another one of Gargamel's tricks.

Hello? Hm, nothing.

[clamoring]

No, my little Smurfs, don't open it.

It's too risky.

I must fix a transparency solution.

So we can see through the box without opening it.

- Right, Papa Smurf? - Right.

But first, I need some very special ingredients

from deep, deep in the forest.

I'll be back in the morning.

Meanwhile, no Smurf is to touch that box.

For all I know, it could be very dangerous.

- 'Yes, Papa Smurf.' - 'Goodbye, Papa Smurf.'

(Clumsy) We'll be good, Papa Smurf.

Oh, gosh. I wonder what is in there.

Maybe it's a dress.

Maybe it's a big surprise.

[laughing]

Remember what Papa Smurf said.

"Curiosity killed the Smurf.

"Better safe than sorry.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

And most important of all

lay one finger on that box, and I'll tell.

[indistinct chatter]

All I can think about is what's in that box.

Maybe I'll fall asleep if I count cakes.

One, two, three, four

five, six, seven, eight..

Twenty-two, twenty-three

twenty-four, twenty-five..

Two-hundred-and-nine, two-hundred-and-ten..

Oh, you smurfy box, you.

Two-hundred-and-eleven..

Five-hundred-sixty-five, five-hundred-sixty-six..

Oh, if only I could open those books.

I have to know what's in that box.

After all, I am Papa Smurf's assistant.

[all gasping]

Um, uh, I demand to know

what you're all doing here.

The same thing you're doing here, Brainy Smurf.

Me? Oh, well, uh..

But I am Papa Smurf's assistant

so I should open the box.

Oh, no, you don't, Brainy.

I'm the strongest, so I should open it.

Hefty Smurf, if you were a gentleman

you'd know that I should be the first.

If you were as hungry as I am

you'd know that I should be the first.

[clamoring]

Stop! Why don't we all open the box together?

(all) Yeah!

[thudding]

So you think you're tough, huh?

thud

Come on, Smurfs, I need more weight!

- Uh.. - We need more weight!

[all grunting]

Look, Smurfs, it's open! It's open!

- Oh! - Out of my way!

[all gasping]

[all sighing]

It's empty.

I hate empty!

[indistinct chatter]

What a dirty trick.

I knew it. Ha. I knew it all along.

Wait until Papa Smurf finds out you disobeyed his orders.

[laughing] I hope this teaches all of you a lesson.

(Brainy) 'If only you had listened to me'

'you wouldn't be in such big trouble.'

'But, oh, no'

'you had to succumb to your childish impulses..'

[laughing]

[sobbing] I didn't want a pretty new dress anyhow.

[sobbing]

- Ooh.. - Ah!

[Smurfette screaming]

That sounds like Smurfette.

(Smurfette) 'Help! Gosh! Help!'

Hey, what?

[laughing]

Hey, stop. You're tickling me.

[laughing] Stop! Stop!

[laughing]

Jokey Smurf!

- Huh? - I should have known!

Wait, Smurfette, it wasn't me.

I can explain everything, I think.

(Jokey) 'Hey, wait, Smurfette.'

Ow! Oh, a wise Smurf, huh?

But, wait, I didn't do it.

[screaming]

[laughing]

Oh! Who did that?

[laughing]

Very funny, Vanity Smurf.

Laugh this off!

That does it! Take that and that and that.

[laughing]

What? Pooh, phuah.

This means war!

Heh, what's all the noise out here?

Uh.. Two can smurf at that game.

[Smurfs clamoring]

That box has to be around here somewhere, Azrael.

I know, I know.

What's that sound?

Smurfs! I hear Smurfs!

toing

I see Smurfs!

[gasps] Gargamel!

Follow him, Azrael. Follow him!

Help! It's Gargamel!

Gargamel!

(Smurfs) Run! Gargamel!

Eureka! I found it!

Run for your life!

[clamoring]

This is such easy pickings, I feel guilty

uh, uh, or melch.

Look, Azrael. Assorted flavors.

[chuckling]

Huh?

My precious box!

Which.. But where are the dirty tricks?

Ouch!

[laughing]

Now I have you. Now I have you all!

[laughing]

[laughing]

♪ La-la la-la-la ♪♪

[gasps]

Something dreadful has happened.

Hello?

Everyone's gone!

And so is the box.

Gargamel! So he's at the bottom of all this.

I only hope I'm not too late.

(Gargamel) 'Tonight, Azrael, we dine in style'

with stew a-la Smurfs.

Mm..

Azrael, don't play with your food.

(Azrael) 'Ah, phooey.'

Thank Smurfs there's still time.

Now, to bring our delicacy to a rapid boil.

With all these ingredients, I may be able to turn

Gargamel's stew into a transparency solution.

[all gasping]

Look, Papa Sm..

Be ready to move when I give the signal.

Gosh, we are becomin' invisible!

(Hefty) 'Shh.'

Yeah. Perfect.

Now for the main course.

Uh, uh, they're gone!

But it, but that's impossible!

They-they were just here!

Now.

(Papa Smurf) 'Run!'

My nose! It's gone!

My beautiful nose! Oh, God!

I can't see you, but I know you're here somewhere.

And you won't get away!

(Gargamel) 'Oh, no!'

[laughing]

[stammering] Wait, wait, wait. I can explain.

Uh, uh, I didn't mean to stuff you back in that box.

It, i-it was an accident. Uh, y-you believe that, don't you?

[laughing]

[Smurfs groaning]

I hope you Smurfs have learned a lesson.

(Smurfs) Oh, we have, Papa Smurf.

Good, and for once

I think Gargamel has learned a lesson, too.

Oh, I'm sorry, and I'm sorry.

No more tricks, I promise. Please, I won't do it again.

Please. Help!

No, no, no, stop. No, stop.

No, please! Please! No, no! Help!

[theme music]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]