Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La la la-la la la Smurf the whole day long ♪

[Smurfs whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[Smurfs whistling]

(Papa Smurf) 'Simple as can be.'

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

I hate smiles.

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin.

[dramatic music]

Ooh, I hate Smurfs.

[Gargamel grunts]

♪ La la la-la la la ♪

♪ Now you know the tune ♪

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[footsteps approaching]

[owl hooting]

[dramatic music]

Great smurf. What's that sound?

(Brainy) 'Smurfquake! Smurfquake!'

[boy crying]

The dam is breaking.

What's smurfing on out there?

Great smurf!

[snoring]

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Grab my hand!

Are you alright, Papa Smurf?

Yes, thank you, Hefty. We have to help the others.

Help! Help!

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Where are you?

'Oh, this is terrible.'

(Handy) 'The dam must have burst.'

Let's get a smurf on.

Over here. That should smurf it, Papa Smurf.

- 'Help! Help!' - Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

(Clumsy) 'Uh, yeah, help!'

Smurf hold of the rope, my little Smurfs.

♪ Sailing sailing ♪♪

[snoring]

This is hard to believe.

There hasn't been a smurfquake in this forest

since I was a young Smurf of 102.

But what else could have smurfed this, Papa Smurf?

I'm not sure, Handy. This is very strange. Very strange.

[boy crying]

Oh, what is that, Papa Smurf?

[sobbing]

Why, I-I don't know what it was, Smurfette.

We'll need a lot more logs than this

to resmurf the dam and bridge.

Maybe we can smurf some on the other side of that hill.

(Clumsy) 'Uh, gee, I don't remember seeing this hill before.'

Oh, Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy.

A hill can't just smurf up out of nowhere.

It takes years and years for a hill to build up.

I know, because I have studied geology and...

Hey, wait for me!

I think Clumsy was right. This is a new hill.

[snoring]

- Argh, what's that? - Smurfquake! Smurfquake!

Whoa! Ugh!

Oh, hey, look, it's a volcano.

Uh, hey.

[Smurfs grunt]

[Smurfs grunting]

[gasping]

[sneezes]

[Smurfs groaning]

[Smurfs yell]

Hello.

Hey, he's just a boy.

A little giant.

Hey, who are you?

(Papa Smurf) 'Grouchy, just a smurf higher.'

(Grouchy) 'I hate higher.'

- Just a smurf to the right. - I hate the right.

- 'A little to the left.' - 'I hate the left.'

Very smurfy, Grouchy.

Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf. There's a little giant.

Yeah, and he needs our help.

The poor boy is lost.

[Smurfs chattering]

Hold it, hold it.

My goodness, what are you smurfing about?

Well, we met this little giant. His name is Simon and he...

[footsteps approaching]

[Smurfs chattering]

Simon.

We told you to stay where you were.

I was lonesome.

Papa Smurf, this is Simon. He's lost.

We told him you'd help him get back home.

Simon, this is Papa Smurf.

Hello, Papa Smurf.

It's nice to meet you, Simon.

Are you going to help me find my mommy and daddy?

Well, of course I am.

Oh, good. I don't know where they are.

I went out to play and got lost and...

- 'No, Simon. No.' - Wait, wait.

[Smurfs scream]

I fell down.

[laughing]

Uh, yes, Simon. You certainly did fall down.

I hope we find his home very quickly.

Yeah, or we won't have a home.

[water splashes]

I like you Smurfs.

[laughing]

[Smurfs groaning]

(Greedy) Careful, Hefty.

Careful, you're smurfing it to one side.

Would you relax, Greedy? We know what we're smurfing.

[Simon humming]

Oops. Look out!

[thud]

You almost squashed your cake, Simon.

And us.

I hate being squashed.

This is for me? Oh, thank you.

That was good. Any more?

Gee, I thought that was gonna be enough.

Oh, well, you're a growing giant.

I'll smurf you another one.

Boy, oh, smurf, I hope Papa Smurf finds out

where Simon lives soon.

He's gonna smurf us out of house and home.

Let's see. "The Smurf Guide To Middle Earth." No.

Ah, this should have it. "Bigger Homes And Gardens."

[footsteps approaching]

Oh, no. Not again.

Look out, here he comes!

Smurf out of the way!

- Oh, no. - Yikes.

Hold on!

Simon, what are you smurfing here?

I came for my cake.

We said we'd bring it to you, you big...

Shh! Hefty, he's only a child.

Oops.

Uh, what happened?

Remember what Papa Smurf always says.

Uh, what does Papa Smurf always say?

I'm sorry, I didn't want you to have to carry the cake so far.

That's very smurfy of you, Simon.

But you really shouldn't come into the village.

- You're too big. - Well, I..

Simon. Simon.

What did I tell you about coming into the village?

Uh, you said not to, Papa Smurf.

Then why did you disobey me?

[sniffles] I'm sorry, Papa Smurf.

I thought I was being helpful.

You could have hurt somesmurf, Simon.

[cries] Don't you.. Don't you like me anymore?

It's not that we don't like you, Simon.

We just don't want you in the village.

Well, no, that's not exactly what I..

[crying]

You don't like me. Nobody likes me.

Simon, you don't understand.

(Simon) I wanna go home.

[Smurfs screaming]

I want my mommy.

I want my daddy.

[crying]

'Mommy. Daddy.'

Wait in the forest, Simon. I'll find out where you live.

(Gargamel) I must be losing my touch, Azrael.

It's been weeks since I've devised any dastardly new plan

to exterminate those loathsome Smurfs. I can't even..

[footsteps approaching]

What's this?

[crying]

What a magnificent giant.

[Azrael shrieks]

Hmm, I wonder.

There's only one way to find out.

- Come, Azrael. - Huh?

I don't understand it, Azrael. How could we have lost a giant?

He.. He must be around here somewhere.

[Azrael mews]

Who are you looking for?

Who? Oh, yes.

Oh, uh, you. We're looking for you.

Why?

You probably don't like me any more than the Smurfs do.

[stammering] Did you say Smurfs?

Do you know the Smurfs?

- 'Kind of.' - You've been there?

At their charming village?

- Yup. - Well, that is interesting.

[crying]

But they don't like me.

Oh, what a shame.

Well, I can tell you're a real fine fellow

and I'm nothing like those nasty Smurfs.

I like you and I want to be your friend.

[Simon sobbing]

I'm a-I'm a warm, kind, loving human being.

[groaning]

Gee, this is a great toy, Mr. Gargamel.

Uh, just call me Uncle Gargie.

Really nice of you to give me this.

Well, yes. One never knows when children will drop in.

And I just love children.

(Simon) 'You're a nice man, Uncle Gargie.'

Well, I-I try to be.

Have fun. I'll be back in a moment.

And remember, just call me Uncle Gargie.

Yuck. I don't know how nice people can stand themselves.

Don't worry, Azrael. All this, bleh, niceness will be worth it.

Once I have that king-size dimwit under my control

I'll use him to destroy the Smurfs.

[cackles]

[laughing]

(Gargamel) Let's face it, Azrael.

That gargantuan thimble-brain

is too, ugh, kind-hearted to harm those miserable Smurfs

even if they did hurt his feelings.

So we'll just have to persuade him.

[Azrael cackling]

(Gargamel) 'Ha-ha-ha yourself.'

- A magic ring? - Yes, that's right, Simon.

[stammers] Put it on and it will lead you right back home.

Oh, thank you, Uncle Gargie.

You're the best friend I've ever had.

[grunts]

[screams]

Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Gargie.

Eh, just put on the ring.

I-I mean, uh, feeling fine?

Yes, master.

I thought you might.

[cackles]

Hello, Simon.

Oh, Papa Smurf, I don't see any sign of Simon.

Don't worry, Smurfette, we'll find him.

[Smurfs gasp]

See what I mean?

(Smurfs) Oh.

Uh, hi, Simon.

- Papa Smurf found your home. - On a map.

In one of his books, which I help him catalog regularly

because I'm Papa Smurf's assistant, and that means..

Quiet, Brainy. Something's smurfing on here.

Why, Papa Smurf, you have such a way with words.

[Smurfs gasp]

(Smurfs) 'Gargamel.'

[screaming]

Stop them, Simon.

[all grunt]

[cackles]

You filthy blue wretches have finally run out of luck.

[laughs]

[sighs]

(Smurfette) Oh, where are we, Papa Smurf?

(Papa Smurf) I don't know, Smurfette.

Ah. I see where we are.

[all gasp]

I thought you said you knew where their village was

you overgrown fool.

I do not remember, master.

[grumbles]

How can a brain the size of yours have so little in it?

How is Gargamel controlling Simon, Papa Smurf?

I'm not sure, Smurfette, but we'd better find out.

I've seen their village before.

'Keep an eye out for something'

'that looks like a mushroom patch.'

Yes, master.

There, there. Over there. Try that direction.

(Simon) 'Yes, master.'

(Papa Smurf) 'So that's how he's smurfing it.'

We'll need a piece of a jewel bigger than the ring

on Gargamel's finger.

(Handy) 'We can smurf it, Papa Smurf.'

(Papa Smurf) 'Well, good luck and be careful, my little Smurfs.'

Almost there, Handy.

[snoring]

Oh, what's the use? I don't.. Wait, wait. I see it.

[grunting]

Over there, you oversized pinhead. Over there.

The Smurf village.

[mews]

We're nowhere near the village, are we?

Not by a long smurf.

Simon, stop. Listen to me, Smurfs.

This is the magnificent Gargamel.

'I already have your Papa Smurf'

'and a few others as my prisoners.'

[laughs]

The rest of you surrender or I will destroy them.

[mews]

- Simon, destroy the village. - Must I, master?

Of course, you big lummox. If I say you must, you must.

[both yelling]

[both grunting]

Yikes!

Alright, alright! Enough, enough!

Stop, Simon. Stop.

Very good, Simon.

Simon, turn to the right. Move forward.

Wait. Where are you going?

Stop. I said come back here, you big..

[grumbles]

We'll worry about him later, Azrael.

[sniffs]

Hmm, reow..

'Well, at least we've finally destroyed'

those filthy, disgusting, vile, vulgar..

Mushrooms?

Huh?

Oh, no.

It's not fair, Azrael. It's just not fair.

They're just mushrooms!

[crying]

[snoring]

Gee, Papa Smurf, how'd you know we'd get control of Simon

if we had a big enough piece of that jewel?

I've learned a few things in my 553 years, Handy.

[Smurfette chuckles]

(Smurfette) It was so smurfy watching Gargamel run away from Simon.

[Clumsy laughs] Yeah.

The same way we ran away from him.

It just goes to show you, my little Smurfs

size is a relative thing.

Uh, what does that mean, Papa Smurf?

It means what's big to you is small to Gargamel.

And what's big to Gargamel is small to Simon

and what's big to Simon is..

Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf.

According to your map, we're on a direct course

to the home of that family of giants.

I'm sure it's Simon's family.

He's probably still upset with us.

We'll keep him under the spell until we get there.

- Full smurf ahead, Simon. - Yes, master.

(Smurfette) Oh, I'm getting hungry, Papa Smurf.

- Me too. - Me three.

Me 12.

(Papa Smurf) 'What about food, Tracker?'

There's a smurfberry grove a few miles to the smurf.

- On to the smurf, Simon. - Yes, master.

By the way, Papa Smurf

we have to smurf across a river to get to those smurfberries.

(Papa Smurf) 'A river, Tracker?'

You don't say.

And we may smurf close to an active volcano.

[rumbling]

Yes, Tracker, you could be right.

But the worst part will be smurfing up

the side of a cliff that..

Put the book away, Tracker!

Yes, Papa Smurf.

(Smurfette) 'Oh, my smurfness.'

How will we reach those smurfberries, Papa Smurf?

(Papa Smurf) We can't, Smurfette.

I guess we'll have to stay hungry a while longer.

- A while longer? - I hate longer.

- I've got an idea, Papa Smurf. - What is it, Handy?

Let's see. Those smurfberries are about 40 kilosmurfs away.

It'll work. I'm sure of it.

May I smurf the jewel, Papa Smurf?

One pace to the right, Simon.

Now, Simon, one time, hop.

[all scream]

(all) Whoa!

Anything else, master?

No, Simon, that was smurfect.

[sighs]

(Papa Smurf) 'That was a very smurfy idea, Handy.'

I knew I could count on you.

Thanks, Papa Smurf.

But next time, smurf us a little more warning.

[all laughing]

(Papa Smurf) 'Alright, everysmurf, smurf onboard Simon.'

'We still have to smurf him home.'

Oh, we'll find him. We'll find him, Azrael.

Just keep an eye out for his..

[grunts]

...footprints.

[Lydia sobbing] 'Oh, Nelson. Our poor baby.'

(Nelson) 'Don't worry, Lydia. We'll find him.'

We'll find him.

But you've looked everywhere.

And I'll keep looking until I find him.

- Is this your home, Simon? - Yes, master.

We made it, my little Smurfs.

Yay.

Thank smurfness.

[Smurfs cheer]

I must be dreaming.

(Nelson) 'Thank you. Thank you, Papa Smurf.'

(Lydia) Thank all of you, Smurfs.

I think Simon has learned some good lessons.

I hate lessons.

It's nice to be back, Fitzgerald.

- Psst, Simon. - Uncle Gargie.

Shh. Shh.

What did you do with those miserable Smurfs?

Oh, no, Uncle Gargie.

The Smurfs are my friends and they care about me.

You gave me lots of presents

but you didn't care about me at all.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Who's been filling your head with that nonsense?

[Gargamel screams]

Daddy, this is Uncle Gargie.

Uncle Gargie?

[stammering] Well..

I-I guess I'll be getting along.

Uh, nice meeting you.

Eh, let's get out of here, Azrael.

[Azrael mews]

After them, Fitzgerald.

[growling]

Oh, ha, ha. Imagine, uh, picking on poor little me.

I tell you, Azrael, some giants have no consciences.

I'll get you, you no-good wizard.

[Fitzgerald growls]

Uh, gee, Papa Smurf, now I see what you mean.

Size is a relative thing.

Very astute, Clumsy.

Uh, yeah. It's a good thing Simon has big relatives.

[laughs]

[sighs]

[theme music]