Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La la la-la la la smurf the whole day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[whistling]

Simple as can be.

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

I hate smiles.

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin.

[intense music]

crackle crackle crackle

Ooh, I hate Smurfs.

♪ La la la-la la la now you know the tune ♪

[blows trumpet]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Ah, look at my little Smurfs work.

Once a year, the juicy green zingberries sprout

and today's the day.

Oh, I just love zingberries. Don't you, Vanity?

Frankly, Smurfette, the green clashes with my eyes.

Mm. Yum, yum, yum.

If only I had a few more hands.

[grunting] Greedy, all you need's a few more muscles.

See?

plop

Oh, gosh. This is really exciting, huh?

[gasps] My wildest dream come true.

'A giant zingberry.'

I saw it first. It's mine.

It's mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

[croaking]

Huh?

ri-bit ri-bit

Hey. Help Put me down.

ri-bit ri-bit

[laughter]

Wait, Smurfs. Quiet.

[croaking]

This frog is asking for our help.

(Smurfs) 'Huh?'

[croaking continues]

He says that beneath this pile of warts..

[croaking continues]

...lies a prince.

[Smurfs exclaim]

[croaking]

(Papa Smurf) 'An evil wizard turned him into a frog'

and he has been wandering the forest ever since

looking for a cure.

(Smurfs) 'Aw.'

[croaking]

To make matters worse the spell becomes

irreversible after three days.

[croaking continues]

And today is the...third day.

Come, come, my friend.

We must go to Toadstool Ravine

and brew a rare wartmoss poultice.

ri-bit

'Then you'll be a prince again.'

[croaking]

Smurf good care of the village while we're gone.

[croaking continues]

(Smurfs) Goodbye.

Bye-bye, froggy.

That Papa Smurf, he can solve any problem.

Hey, last one back to the village is a rotten Smurf.

[all cheering]

Oh, if only I was Papa Smurf

I'd set those Smurfs straight.

I'd cure Hefty of his rudeness, Clumsy of his clumsiness.

I'd make every Smurf perfect. Like me.

That's it. That's exactly what I'll do.

[all cheering]

While Papa Smurf's away, I'll just use his lab.

When Papa Smurf comes back and sees what I've done

he'll make me a hero.

burble burble

swoosh

Now, just two pinches of rare stinkweed powder

and I'll be finished.

Oh, smurf. It's empty.

Oh, well, I'll just use some of this instead.

blup

Oh..

So noble a cause to die for lack of stinkweed.

I'll bet Gargamel has plenty of stinkweed.

But I can't borrow from him.

Or can I?

[all cheering]

[snoring]

[grunts]

- 'Come on.' - 'Over here.'

Oh, you're always in the way.

clang

Sorry, Brainy.

Let me help you up. Uh.

These Smurfs will never change.

Unless I change them.

Duty calls and I, Brainy Smurf, must answer.

Even if it means going to..

[gasps] ...Gargamel.

[dramatic music]

[both snoring]

creak

[snoring]

Wouldn't you know, Gargamel would have plenty of stinkweed?

(Gargamel) 'I'll get you, little Smurf. I will.'

[bottle shatters]

I'll get all of you. I will. I..

[snoring] I will. I will..

[snoring]

[mumbling]

Phew.

[mumbling]

[sniffing]

I smell Smurfs.

[meowing]

What's this?

"Dear Gargamel, I needed stinkweed powder

"to cure the Smurfs of what ails them.

"I'm leaving smurfberries as payment.

Signed, Brainy Smurf."

Smurfberries.

Blech.

Yuck. Ick. Ew..

Aha. The little thief left a trail. What luck.

This should lead me straight to the Smurf Village.

[evil laugh]

[Azrael laugh]

[evil laugh]

This is so easy, Azrael.

I almost feel guilty.

[laughing]

It's just like, ha-ha-ha..

...falling off a log.

Oh, no.

[screeches]

[both screaming]

splash

Those Smurfs will pay for this

and pay dearly.

meow meow

You see, Azrael, the difference between Smurfs and us is

we use our heads.

Ouch.

Watch your step.

These Smurfs leave tricky trails.

[grunts]

Ha. He thought he could escape through that sumac.

[laughing]

[gasps]

Sumac? But-but I'm allergic to sumac.

[yelping]

[both yelping]

[panting] The Smurf Village can't be much farther, Azrael.

It-it simply can't.

splash splash

[burbling]

[coughing] Oh, boy.

Oh. Oh, we're almost there, Azrael.

I, I can feel it.

Oh. Curses. He must have run out.

I hate Smurfs. I hate them. I hate them.

[panting] Wait.

If he's lost all the stinkweed he'll need more.

[yelping]

And that means the thieving little Smurf will be back again.

blonk

'Come, Azrael, I have a plan.'

[meowing]

[instrumental music]

Well, if it's a cure for Smurfs Brainy wants

then that's what we'll give him.

[meowing]

Yes. Something to cure them of everything

including breathing. Ha-ha-ha!

♪ We're mean sour crafty and cruel ♪

♪ We get our pleasure making a fool ♪

♪ Of Smurfs who live by the golden rule ♪

They won't have a chance, Azrael.

meow

♪ We'll do them in ♪

♪ With a potion that sticks in their craw ♪

♪ I'm the slyest thorniest ♪

♪ Downright orneriest wizard ♪

♪ You ever saw ♪

♪ I'm mean sour crafty and cruel ♪

♪ I'll make them sick in the wink of an eye ♪

♪ They'll sneeze and they'll cough ♪

♪ And they'll really cry ♪

[evil laugh]

meow

♪ Why I'll give upset tummies ♪

♪ To those blue little dummies ♪

[evil laugh]

♪ I'll do them in ♪

♪ With a potion that sticks in their craw ♪

♪ I'm the slyest thorniest ♪

♪ Downright orneriest wizard ♪

♪ You ever saw ♪

♪ I'm mean sour crafty and cruel ♪

♪ I'll make them sick in the wink of an eye ♪

♪ They'll sneeze and they'll cough ♪

♪ And they'll really cry ♪♪

[evil laugh]

[all cheering]

Hey, Brainy, what you got in the funny bag?

Only the cure for all your problems.

See?

Papa Smurf will be proud of what I'm about to do

for all smurfkind.

Uh, but, Brainy, there's nothing in there.

Huh?

[Smurfs laughing]

Go ahead and laugh.

I'll prove what a great Smurf I am.

You just wait and see.

[laughing] Here he comes, Azrael.

Here he comes. Just as I knew he would.

[laughing]

Time for beddy-bye.

[evil laugh]

blonk

meow

[dramatic music]

slurp

click

"Cure for all illnesses."

Why, this is worth a ton of nasty old stinkweed.

Phew. But it smells even worse.

[both laughing]

Alright, who's going to be the first?

Just one spoonful of Brainy's Cure-All

and you'll feel like a new Smurf.

But gosh, Brainy, I never felt better in my life.

And I never smelled anything worse in my life.

Yeah. Phew.

- You can keep it, Brainy. - We don't want any.

[indistinct chatter]

[humming]

Hmm.

Uh, gee, Greedy, you look awfully hungry.

- Yeah. - Well..

Why don't you ring the lunch bell

and I'll stir the soup for you?

Gee, thanks, Brainy.

Someday they'll thank me for this.

[bell ringing] Soup's on.

Come and smurf it.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

- 'Oh, boy.' - Hey. Save some for me.

[indistinct chatter]

They're gonna thank me for this.

[groans]

All of a sudden, I don't feel so good.

Yeah, neither do I.

zoink

[tweeting]

[squawking]

Oh, no. Heavens to smurfatroyds, what have I done?

[squawking and chirping]

Stop. Quit it.

You're acting like a bunch of birds.

[squawking and chirping]

Yikes.

[panting] I guess Smurfs of a feather flock together.

Oh, if only Papa Smurf was here.

[squawking and chirping]

But if he was, he'd never forgive me.

Oh, smurf is me. There's no one to turn to.

Except..

...Gargamel.

knock knock knock

[creaking]

What is it?

[gasps] A Smurf. Keep out.

Go away. You're sickly.

I'm not Sickly, I'm Brainy.

'And I need your help.'

My help?

He's delirious, Azrael.

The disease has affected his mind.

Oh, I know I shouldn't have taken your Cure-All

but I was desperate.

'Now, all the Smurfs are sick.'

Only sick? Curses.

My potion must not have been strong enough.

meow

Oh, you poor little Smurf.

Come in, come in and I'll see what I can do for you.

Hmm. I might have a potion which could cure your Smurfs.

Oh, that's wonderful.

- That's-- - But on one condition.

It will only work if I go to the Smurf Village

and administer it personally.

You, come to the village?

Oh, I-I-I could never allow that.

(Gargamel) Well, then, goodbye and good luck.

And try to make your Smurfs' last few hours comfortable.

Wait. Wait.

If I took you to the village

would you promise not to do anything bad?

I may do some despicable

rotten things from time to time

but even I would never kick a Smurf when he's down.

And to prove it, I'll go blindfolded.

That way the location of your village will remain a secret.

Well...okay.

I hope none of my fellow wizards see me like this.

But in the end, I'll get everything I so richly deserve.

[evil laugh]

Ouch.

Ooh.

Ouch.

[groaning]

Is it much farther?

Not far now.

Yeow!

meow

Azrael, get off me this instant.

[instrumental music]

Is it much farther now?

No, we'll take a shortcut through this sumac.

Sumac? But-but..

But I'm allergic to sumac.

[yelping]

[groans] Is it much farther now?

(Brainy) No, just across this pond.

Pond? Yow.

[yelps]

[burbling]

[squawking and chirping]

Here we are.

[panting] Thank heaven for small favors.

See. They all think they're birds.

No, not birds.

More like sitting ducks.

[evil laugh]

[squawking and chirping]

But, Gargamel, you promised to behave.

♪ I had my fingers crossed I had my.. ♪♪

[laughing] You little acorn brain.

Help.

Help. Papa Smurf.

Help! Papa Smurf!

[squawking and chirping]

Come to Gargamel, my little bird-brains.

Come, come to dear old Gargamel.

[evil laugh]

Help. Papa Smurf.

Where are you? Papa Smurf?

Help.

[instrumental music]

I haven't tried this formula in over a hundred years

'so keep your fingers crossed.'

plop

creak

whirr

Oh. Uh, sorry. Uh..

plop

Smurf-a-ca-dabra.

Smurf-a-ca-zan.

Change this poor frog to a prince aga..

Uh, again.

[zapping]

[smacking lips]

Uh, uh, heh,-heh-heh.

Like I always say, if at first you don't succeed

smurf, smurf again. Ah..

On magical powers, entrust your fate

and soon you'll return to your natural state.

[zapping]

[chattering]

[chuckles] Ahem.

Like I always say, if at first you don't succeed

smurf, smurf again and again and again.

Help. Papa Smurf.

Brainy. What's wrong?

Oh, Papa Smurf, it's terrible. It's horrible, it's..

[gasps] Aah!

[gasps] Oh..

thud

It's alright, Brainy.

This is the prince who used to be a frog.

And if there's ever any way I can repay you Smurfs..

Oh, there is. There is.

Get Gargamel out of our village.

- Gargamel? - I'll handle the knave.

Which way to your village?

Straight ahead, prince.

[squawking and chirping]

[evil laugh] There's no escaping me now

you rotten little birdbrains.

- What the.. - Unhand those Smurfs.

Never. Run, Azrael.

[yelping]

screech

[sniffing]

slurp slurp slurp

meow

[groaning]

zoink

[squawking and chirping]

[clucking]

Stop, you scoundrel.

Oh, no. No, stay away from me.

[music continues]

rip

[groaning]

Get ready, Brainy, here he comes.

thwop

My Smurfs. I lost my Smurfs.

[squawking and chirping]

[clucking and tweeting]

Hold that sack open, Brainy.

In his condition, Azrael won't bite.

Oh, but-but will he peck?

[panting] I must find those Smurfs.

I won't leave empty-handed.

[tweeting and clucking]

Aha. There they are.

[evil laugh]

Okay. I'm going, I'm going.

And never show your face here again.

[Azrael tweeting]

At least I got some of you rotten Smurfs.

And in a moment, your health worries will be over..

...for good.

[gasps]

[clucking]

Azrael. Get away from me.

You're sick, sick, sick.

Whoa! Aah!

[grunts]

[screams]

Why me? Why me?

[squawking]

[both squawking]

[squawking and chirping]

Hang on, my little Smurfs

the remedy is nearly finished.

I'm, I'm-I'm sorry I caused so much trouble, Papa Smurf.

But I wanted to be a great problem solver like you.

Brainy, you can't become a great anything overnight.

It takes time and hard work to smurf how to do things right.

Here, this should have you all bursting with health in no time.

Hey, I'm blue again.

I feel smurfy.

(all) Hooray for Papa Smurf!

(all) Hooray! Hooray!

(Poet) In this time of celebration

let us remember those less fortunate

than ourselves with this get-well poem.

[clearing throat]

"To Gargamel and Azrael.

"Sorry you aren't feeling well.

"Accept this get-well wish we send.

And enjoy the taste of your own medicine."

♪ La la la-la la la la la-la la la ♪

♪ La la la-la la la la la-la la la ♪♪

[squawking and tweeting]

[squawking]

[cooing]

[squawking and tweeting]

[theme music]