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[theme music]

♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La la la-la la la smurf it all day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

'Simple as can be.'

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

I hate smiles.

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin!

[dramatic music]

[crackling]

Ooh, I hate Smurfs!

Ah! Oh!

♪ La la la-la la la now you know the tune ♪

[trumpet music]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[theme music]

"Private. Do not disturb!"

I wonder what Jokey is smurfing at.

Now, now, Smurfette. A Smurf's home is his castle

and every Smurf should respect every Smurf's smurf to his own.

- Let's take a little peep. - More than that.

Now, it's worth everything.

Let me see! Let me see! Smurf over a little.

Uh-huh, hi, Smurfs.

- Er, what's smurfing on? - Ssh!

[banging]

There! That smurfs it!

And now I'm ready for the supreme vanishing trick.

Now, to make this disappear.

"First, put in the box..

"...then, turn the box 90 degrees.

"Then, knock on wood.

thud thud thud

"Now, open the box.

And, pop! It disappears!"

Oh, smurflesticks! I must've made a mistake.

[laughing]

Who's that?

What do you think you're smurfing at, huh? What? What?

Oh, well, we were just peeking, I mean, passing through, Jokey.

That was sure a smurfy trick, Jokey.

The way that package just stayed there. Stayed there. Ha, ha, ha.

Oh, phooey, I was just practicing.

Why I can smurf the supreme vanishing trick anytime I want.

Oh, come now, Jokey.

We weren't smurfed yesterday, you know.

The only thing that vanished was the smoke.

If you can do that trick anytime, then prove it.

- Yeah. Prove it. - Oh, alright. Come in then.

Put it in the box, turn the box 90 degrees

knock on wood, open the box.

kaboom

My goodness smurfness. What happened?

Is every smurf alright?

I don't like to mention names, Papa Smurf

but Jokey has been smurfing his silly tricks again.

It's not silly. It's the supreme vanishing trick.

I read about it in Melchior, the Magnificent's book.

[groaning]

Melchior the Magnificent?

I read in his book that he lives far away

in the middle of a fantastic maze.

And it's not for nothing he's also called

Melchior, Master of the Maze.

[sneezes]

I am Melchior, Master of the Maze

most magnificent of all magicians.

Ah!

And creator of the supreme vanishing trick.

Beauregard, Melchior the Magnificent

is feeling mighty miserable.

[sneezes] Beauregard, where are you?

[blowing nose]

There you are, Beauregard. I was saying that I'm miserable.

It's the strain of being magnificent

and being frightened that someone

will get through the maze and discover that I'm..

[sighing] ...short and sickly.

I need someone to take care of me.

To cure me of this miserable malady.

Someone kind, someone not too tall, someone..

...like Papa Smurf.

[sneezes]

Long ago, when I was just an apprentice

'I ran away from my cruel master'

and got lost in the woods and thought I should die.

Papa Smurf found me and gave me his special medicine.

Dear little Papa Smurf. I'll send for him at once.

Though I recall he doesn't care much for my tricks.

Basil. Basil? Where are you, sir?

[whistles] Ah, here you are.

Basil, be a good fellow and take this note to Papa Smurf.

[sneezes]

'And don't dawdle.'

And, Papa Smurf, did you know that

Melchior keeps wild animals?

Hmm. That's interesting, Jokey.

And, Papa Smurf, Melchior the Magnificent

even sends messages by pigeon.

And.. What's this? A message for me?

"Dear Papa Smurf, I hope this finds you well.

"I, on the other hand, am ill and need your help.

"Here is a map to show you through the maze.

Yours truly, Melchior the Magnificent."

Gosh, Papa Smurf. You actually know Melchior the Magnificent?

Well, actually, I only know him as Melchior the Jester.

Papa Smurf knows him. Papa Smurf knows him.

Oh, Papa Smurf, now I can learn

the supreme vanishing trick.

- Let's leave right away. - I'm sorry, Jokey.

Melchior is very ill. I must go alone.

'Besides, he hates company.'

Oh, Papa Smurf, please, I'll be good.

No, Jokey, I go alone. Now I must pack my bag.

Goodbye, my little Smurfs. Be good and keep busy.

(all) Goodbye, Papa Smurf.

Oh. Wait, Papa Smurf.

Uh, here's a package for, uh, Melchior the, uh-uh..

(all) The Magnificent!

- Hmm. - Whoa! Ha, ha, ha.

Uh, sorry, Papa Smurf.

Goodbye, Jokey. Goodbye, every Smurf.

[instrumental music]

Bye-bye, Jokey. Hey! Where are you going?

Oh, smurflesticks.

Um, I have to go after Papa Smurf.

But Papa Smurf made it perfectly clear

that you should smurf behind, Jokey.

I know, but-but I have to go.

M-Melchior the Magnificent needs me.

Hmm. What if Jokey gets lost? I'd better go, too.

It's hard to believe anyone could be

more magnificent than I.

Well, it's certainly worth checking.

I'll bet Melchior has magnificent meals, too.

You Smurfs really shouldn't do this.

- Uh, bye, Brainy. - Yes, but..

Hey! Wait for me!

It works, Azrael, it works!

I knew my divining rod will lead me to those despicable Smurfs.

And then.. Ah-ha! A Smurf's trail.

meow

[instrumental music]

screech

Ah. The maze, at last.

Hmm. "Turn right, then left, beware of the box.

"Turn right.

Turn left."

Ah. I'll soon be there. Thank smurfness.

Hello, Melchior.

[sneezes]

Welcome, Papa Smurf. Welcome.

It's good to see you again, Melchior.

'I'm sorry to hear you're ill.'

[sneezing]

I feel miserable.

At last. Melchior's famous maze.

Melchior the Magnificent. I'm gonna see Melch..

Ow!

[laughing]

The first trick. Wonder what it is?

Yike! Help!

I made it, I'm really here

in Melchior the Magnificent's house.

Oh, look at the maze. Oh, I hope we don't get lost.

Smurfette, you should've thought about getting lost before.

Hey! Wait for me!

Well, we're already lost.

[gasps] Tho-those horrid little Smurfs.

Ooh, how I loathe them! Despise them!

Uh, w-where are we anyway?

[meows]

Hey!

We should go left because it smurfs to reason

that if we smurfed right..

Oh, hey! Wait for me!

Oh-oh, my.. Oh, my feet. Ooh! They'll pay for this.

(Smurfette) 'I think we're going round in circles.'

(Brainy) 'I told you. I told you. You should've listened to me.'

[snarls]

(all) Aah! Run for your smurfs!

[grunts] You-you stupid cat.

What are you doing? What..

[intense music]

Oh, no! We can't go this way or that way!

This is a real dead end, you rotten pests.

[laughing]

[Melchior sneezes]

(Melchior) Quickly, Papa Smurf.

That's strange, I'm sure I put those seeds

for your medicine in here.

[knocking on door]

Excuse me, Papa Smurf, I.. Well..

Jokey Smurf! I thought I told you--

(Melchior) Melchior the Magnificent speaks.

[stammering] Who is this stranger? Ah-choo!

This is Jokey Smurf. I must apologize for--

Silence! Melchior the Magnificent will now..

[sneezes]

You're Melchior the Magnificent?

(Gargamel) 'Now we've got them, Azrael.'

[all screaming]

They got away. Oh, no. I can't stand it.

I just can't stand it!

[all grunting]

Smurfs. What on earth are you doing here?

Papa Smurf! Gargamel is after us.

Quickly then. We must hide.

Who-who-who is Gargamel?

[grunting]

(Papa Smurf) 'Hide, Jokey. Quick.'

You're not magnificent at all. You're afraid.

[Gargamel sniggers] Got you. Now for the other miserable Smurfs.

It's no use hiding, Smurfs.

Not with my blue-oak divining rod.

[cackles]

Melchior! Do something!

Ahem. Mr. Gargamel, uh, sir.

Would you mind setting my guest free? Please?

Did someone say something?

[sneezes] I did, sir.

And just who are you

you disgusting heap of misery?

Oh, I-I'm Melchior, ahem, the Magnificent. Thank you.

You? Magnificent?

[laughing]

- You little nothing. - Yes, you're quite right.

I'm not magnificent, in fact

I'm really just a jester, your lordship.

Well, I have no time for jesters.

Now where are the rest of those rotten Smurfs?

(Melchior) 'In that box, your specialness.'

boing

Put it in the box, then twist from left to right

then knock on wood and open wide

and puff, it's out of sight.

(Gargamel) 'I'll get you, Smurfs, if it's the last thing I ever do.'

[laughs]

It worked, Papa Smurf. Smurfs, you can come out now.

- Melchior! - You did it!

(Vanity) The supreme vanishing trick.

[all cheering] Hooray!

Thank you, Papa Smurf

for bringing that medicine and curing my malady.

(Melchior) Here, Jokey. This is for you.

'It's the second most supreme trick.'

Thanks, Melchior.

boom

Now that's funny!

[all laughing]

[theme music]