Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ La-la la-la la-la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La-la la-la la-la smurf the whole day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[whistling]

(Papa Smurf) Simple as can be.

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin!

[dramatic music]

[fire crackling]

Ooh, I hate Smurfs!

Oh.. Ooh!

♪ La la la-la la la now you know the tune ♪

[trumpet music]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Brainy) 'Attention, The Smurf Players'

'proudly present an exciting new play'

'"The Three Smurfketeers."'

I hate plays!

[trumpet music]

(together) Smurf up, Harmony.

Wait, wait, you Smurfs haven't heard anything yet.

Listen to this.

[trumpet music]

Uh, thank you, Harmony. Uh, that will be fine, Harmony.

- Smurf up, Harmony! - Uh, sorry, Papa Smurf.

Alright, crew. Smurf that plot over there.

Yes, and smurf it a bit to the left.

Oh, and the other one to the right.

Remember, all the smurf's a stage

and all the Smurfs are merely players.

Will you please smurf up?

Now for the final touch.

(Brainy) 'Now, in my plays, I always say'

be ready when the curtain smurfs up because..

[splattering]

Ah, why don't you watch where you're going, buddy?

Uh, pitooey.

Why don't you watch where you're painting?

swish swish

Whoa! Ah-ah!

[snoring]

Ouch!

Ah!

Hey!

[audience cheering]

[laughing]

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't go on.

Sure you can do it, Scaredy.

Can't do it. Can't, can't, can't.

Surprise!

[chuckling]

Ah!

[audience cheering]

Announce the show, Scaredy.

Smurfs and, uh, uh, Smurfs

the Mittle Slurf Theatres, uh, the Little Smurf T-Theatre

p-proudly presents..

[blabbering]

"The Three Smurfketeers."

[laughing]

Don't forget to tell them about the smurfy job I did

and how I handled everything

in my usual brilliant manner and..

Uh, Brainy wants me to say..

[audience cheering]

(audience) 'Ooh!'

'Aah!'

Ahem.

"Picture if you will

"two great noblemen

"Smurfingham who rules in the country

and Smurfington." Ahem.

"And Smurfington who rules in the town.

"And then it came to pass

"that these two smurfy families

became bitter enemies."

You're a bad Smurf, Smurfington!

You are the worst Smurf, Smurfingham!

Yes, it was very tragic and..

Ooh, uh.. Ha-ha-ha.

And-and-and Papa Smurf always said

it's not very smurfy not to smurf thy neighbor and..

[audience clamoring]

Hey, and it's not very smurfy

to throw smurfberries!

[audience cheering]

Can I go to town and smurf the sights, papa?

Huh? Huh? Can I?

Abso-smurfly not. You're a country boy.

You'll be staying away from the town of Smurfington.

crash

Ha-ha-ha. Boy..

That sure is a terrible table. Isn't it, Farmer?

'Uh, I mean, uh, but, papa'

I don't want to be just a farmer all my unnatural life.

Nope. I-I want to be smurf-phisticated and--

Oh, is that so?

Well, what's smurfy enough for me

is smurfy enough for you. Hmph!

[audience cheering]

[instrumental music]

Oh, this smile, daughter, it is not smurfy.

Oh, I just don't feel smurfy, father.

But you are about to marry Prince Scaredy.

Does this not make you happy?

No! I don't love Prince Scaredy. He's yucky!

You are promised to the Prince Scaredy

and that is that!

But I want to marry a Smurf I truly love.

No, you can't make me marry him.

I won't! No, I won't! No, I won't!

You will! Yes, you will! Yes, you will!

[cheering]

Can you smurf a secret?

(Smurfs) 'Sure, we can, Smurfette.'

Well, I'm sick and tired of being smurfed up

in this old town.

I want to frolic in the countryside

and smurf the flowers.

[cheering]

♪ La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la-la la-la.. ♪

Boy, sure hope I catch something smurfy. Yup, I do.

♪ La-la la-la-la la-la.. ♪

I smurf a most melodious sound. What could it be?

♪ La-la la-la la-la la-la-la ♪♪

Who are you? Huh? Huh?

I've never smurfed you around here before.

Oh, I'm Smurfette. I live in town. Who are you?

I'm Clumsy. Yeah, yeah, that's me.

I live here, in the country.

Pleased to smurf your acquaintance, Clumsy.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

That's some real nice hands you got there, Smurfette.

Squire Clumsy, we have important news.

We come to warn you there's a Smurfington in the area.

A Smurfington? I didn't see any Smurfington.

I just saw..

Hey, where'd she go, huh? Huh?

Be on your guard!

Uh, yup, sure will.

[instrumental music]

Now, where'd she go?

I'll find that Smurfette, wherever she may be.

Yup, yup. That's what I'll do.

In fact, I may even ask her to be my awful wedded wife.

[snoring]

[mumbles]

[snoring]

bang

[snoring]

Mm..

Phew!

[door slams]

Huh? What made that terrible noise?

[instrumental music]

Oh, get along, little froggy. Get along..

Oh, say, Smurfs, do you know Smurfette?

Smurfette? She lives in town.

The town? Well, I always wanted to go to town.

Yup, I did.

[instrumental music]

He looks like a Smurfingham.

knock knock

- Yes? - Oh, say, have you..

A Smurfingham!

[door slams]

Boy, finding Smurfette is sure hard on my nose.

There's a stranger in town and they say he's a Smurfingham.

Oh, uh, hi, fellas. Hi there.

Uh, say, uh, could any Smurf tell me

where I could find Smurfette?

Ah! Was it something I said?

Uh-oh. I think I'm in big trouble!

[instrumental music]

[screeching]

Whoa, lads!

What's up, Smurfketeers?

(Clumsy) 'Uh, help! Yup. That's what I need, help!'

Sounds like some Smurf needs our help!

Couldn't we eat first?

I hate heroics on an empty stomach.

[laughs]

Surprise, Smurfketeer.

Oh, uh, hey, thanks.

boom

[Jokey laughing]

(Clumsy) 'Help! Help!'

(Hefty) 'Don't worry, young Smurf.'

The Three Smurfketeers will save you!

(Jokey) 'Surprise! Ha-ha-ha..'

crash

[all groaning]

Oh, so you wanna play rough, huh?

swoosh

I told you we should have eaten first!

toing

Oh, thanks for rescuing me, Smurfketeers.

No problem, young Smurf. Anytime.

Get that no-good Smurfingham!

Let's send him back across the river

'where he belongs!'

This isn't funny at all. Let's smurf out of here.

Hey! Wait up!

Quick, after them!

Giddyup, and fast!

(Smurf #1) 'Don't let them get way.'

Oh, where art thou, Clumsy?

Where? Where?

(Clumsy) 'Oh, hey, wait for me, fellows. Wait for me!'

[gasps] Clumsy! Clumsy!

Clumsy, up here!

Oh, Smurfette! Ah, Smurfette!

[groans]

Are you alright, Clumsy?

Oh, look, Smurfette. I smurfed your flowers for you.

Oh, thank you, Clumsy.

Oh, here. Catch!

Oh, Clumsy.

Oops!

Oh, well, ha-ha-ha, hi there.

Clumsy's in trouble. Whoa, lads!

I said, whoa!

- Time for lunch? - No!

Clumsy needs our help!

[laughs] That's no surprise.

Well, let's get on with it. I'm hungry.

Release him or you'll pay with your smurfs!

Surprise!

[laughs]

boom

Ooh, up here!

[clamoring]

(Smurf #2) 'Ah-ha! Take that, you Smurf!'

- 'And that!' - 'And that!'

[Jokey laughs]

Uh, here's your flower, Smurfette.

Uh, w-what's left of 'em.

Oh, he loves me. He loves me not.

- He loves me. - She loves me not.

She loves me. She loves me not.

She loves me. She loves me not.

Give us a hand, will you, Clumsy?

There must be a hundred of 'em.

She loves me! Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, Smurfette, I just wanna say I--

Come on, Clumsy. Hop on. Let's get out of here.

Oh, Clumsy, come back to me soon.

[intense music]

Lucky for them, I'm a little tired today.

I love that Smurfette. I surely do.

And I'm going to marry her is what I'm gonna do.

(together) Marry Smurfette?

But she's the daughter of Baron Smurfington.

She is?

Well, I don't care.

She's the smurfiest Smurf that I've ever seen!

Then the Three Smurfketeers will help you marry her.

You will?

(Jokey and Greedy) We will?

Abso-smurfly.

How about a little dinner first?

Oh, boy, now I can tell father I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

He's getting married and I'm getting hungry.

[instrumental music]

Father, father, guess what, father?

I'm gonna get married. Yup, yup.

And who will be marrying you?

Uh, Smurfette. Smurfette Smurfington.

- That's who. - Smurfette Smurfington?

No Smurfingham be marrying a Smurfington!

Never, ever, ever!

But, papa, she's real smurfy and--

And just to be sure you don't..

...I'll be locking you in your room.

[door slams]

Oh, boy! Now what am I gonna do?

I've got to marry Smurfette Smurfington.

I just got to! But how?

Oh, Clumsy, Clumsy

Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy.

(Painter) 'Ah, Smurfette, my daughter.'

'My little bride-to-be.'

(Smurfette) '"Bride-to-be?"'

I have wonderful news.

I have decided you will marry Prince Scaredy tomorrow.

[gasps] Tomorrow?

No, father, I won't marry Prince Scaredy!

I won't! I won't!

[stammering] But why is that, my little cream puff?

Because I love Clumsy Smurfingham.

Clumsy Smurfingham?

(Painter) 'Clumsy Smurfingham?'

Clumsy Smurfingham?

No flesh and blood of mine will ever marry a Smurfingham!

Do you understand me?

Well, sometimes.

You will marry Prince Scaredy or you will marry nobody!

[door shuts]

[sobbing] Oh, boo-hoo.. Oh..

How will I ever marry Clumsy?

Oh. Who are you?

(together) The Three Smurfketeers at your service.

Here's a present for you, Smurfette.

It's a surprise. Ha-ha.

- From Clumsy? - No, from me.

No! No!

Hm, marry a Smurfingham.

Ha, ha, and ha!

Sacre-Smurf. What is this?

My father locked me in my room

and says I must marry Prince Scaredy tomorrow.

But I love Clumsy.

Not to worry, Smurfette. We'll think of something.

We could give Prince Scaredy a surprise. Ha-ha, ha-ha.

Will there be food at the reception?

Oh, I know.

Would you Smurfketeers smurf a message to Clumsy

and ask him to meet me here tonight?

We'll smurf away together and smurf happily ever after.

Your smurf is our command, Smurfette. We're on our way.

Oh, please bring Clumsy back before the wedding.

Pretty, pretty please.

(Clumsy) Oh, my, my, my, my my!

I think I'm gonna cry. Yeah.

[sobbing]

(together) Ta-da!

Huh? The Smurfketeers?

Greetings, Clumsy. We have a message from Smurfette.

Smurfette? Ooh! What did she say? Huh? Huh?

She wants you to come to her now

uh, unless you'd rather have a bite to eat first and..

Oh, gee, she wants me?

Uh, what for? Huh? Huh?

So you can smurf away with her and elope. What else?

Oh, boy! That sounds wonderful! That sounds..

Uh, what does elope mean?

It means she wants you to marry her. That's what.

It does? I mean, I am.

Yup, that's it. That's what I'mma gonna do.

I'm gonna marry Smurfette Smurfington.

Then follow us, Clumsy. We'll take you to Smurfette.

Ah!

[instrumental music]

[whistles]

Oh, hi, Clumsy.

Hi, Smurfette. Hey, you..

[shushing]

Get going, Clumsy.

(Jokey and Greedy) And be quiet.

Yeah, yeah. Ah, yeah.

[intense music]

Oh, Clumsy, you're so wonderful.

Oh, how do you do, Smurfette? I'm here to..

[screams]

thud

Oh, sorry about that, Smurfketeers.

Hm. This calls for some real smurf-genuity.

Oh, what's going on, huh?

Get ready, Clumsy.

Smurfs away!

(Clumsy) Whoa!

Oh, Clumsy!

Huh! Well, here I am, Smurfette.

Oh, Clumsy. You're so, uh, so dramatic.

(Painter) 'Smurfette, my little croissant.'

[gasps] Oh, goodness smurf. It's my father.

So, my little pudding pie

are you all ready for your wedding tomorrow?

No, father. I told you, I won't marry him. I won't!

Uh, that's right. Yup. Yup, 'cause she's marrying me.

Who said that?

No, father, please. I love Clumsy.

Clumsy? Who is this-this Clumsy?

Ah!

- Ouch! - Who are you?

- Clumsy. - Obviously!

Clumsy Smurfingham, sir. Just thought I'd drop in.

(Painter) 'A Smurfingham in my castle?'

Sounds like trouble.

We better see what's smurfing on.

[intense music]

En garde, you-you fue-elle!

- Uh, what's a fue-elle? - Uh..

Father, father, are you alright?

We didn't mean to do that, Smurfette.

Guards! Guards! Guards, arrest this man!

(Painter) 'To the dungeon with this fue-elle.'

(both) Fue-elle?

No, father. Please, please!

- I love him. - No more talk.

Tomorrow you will marry Prince Scaredy

and that is final, fini, the end. Goodbye!

[sobbing]

Don't worry, Smurfette. We'll get Clumsy back.

You will? But how?

I have a plan.

(Joker and Greedy) He always has a plan.

Oh, goody!

This disguise should fool Clumsy's guards.

You two smurf here and keep an eye out.

No! What is this happening here? Why is this Smurf in here?

But, Your Smurfship, you said smurf him to the dungeon.

Idiot, I said smurf him to the luncheon, not the dungeon.

(Smurf #3) 'I'll smurf him up right away, Your Smurfship.'

That's more like it. Come, Lord Clumsy.

Uh, are we really going to a luncheon? Huh? Are we?

But, of course. This way, my friend.

- 'What is this?' - Ah?

Where is the prisoner? Hm? Hm?

But you just invited him to a luncheon, Your Smurfship.

(Painter) 'You idiot! After him!'

[clamoring]

Oh, gee, thanks for rescuing me again, Smurfketeers.

Oh, don't smurf it a thought, young Smurf.

But now we've gotta get you and Smurfette married.

Yeah! And just how do we do that?

Don't worry. I have another plan.

[bells tolling]

[cheering]

Come, my little princess.

Oh, boo-hoo, this is

the most terrible day of my life.

[teeth chattering]

My beloved Smurfs, we are gathered here today

to unite this smurfy couple in..

[sobbing]

Excuse me.

Ahem, we are gathered here today to unite

this happy couple in smurfy matrimony.

(Handy) 'Now then, do you, Smurfette, take this Smurf'

to be your lawful wedded Smurf?

- Oh, must I? - Yes!

Oh, well, I-I suppose I must.

[sobbing]

How splendid!

And do you, Prince Scaredy

take Smurfette to be your lawful wedded wife?

I, uh, uh..

Aah!

[indistinct chatter]

I do. Yup. Yup.

I sure do take this Smurfette to be my awful wedded wife. Yup.

Clum..

Well, then, I now pronounce you

Smurf and wife.

[crowd cheering]

Whoa! Ah! Ah! Ow!

Hm. That Prince Scaredy is very clumsy.

Oh, Clumsy.. I-I mean, uh..

It is Clumsy. Stop that Smurf.

Smurfette, poor Clumsy, run for your smurfs!

Yeah, leave these smurfs to us.

The Three Smurfketeers to the rescue.

- 'Ooh!' - 'Ah!'

- Ow! - Uh!

We sure showed those Smurfs.

Yeah, some Smurfs never learn.

I just wish we could've smurfed some wedding cake

before we came to the rescue.

Ahem.

"And so it came to pass at last

"that with the wedding of Clumsy and Smurfette

"the ancient feud between Smurfington

and Smurfingham came to a happy end."

[kissing]

[groans]

Are you stupid, Clumsy?

Watch where you is smurfing!

Oh, gee, dad, I didn't mean..

What were you saying to my son, Smurfington?

Your son is an idiot

and so are you, Smurfingham.

Why, you, uh, uh..

It is you who are the "Uh, uh."

Here, have this smurfberry. Ha-ha.

[laughs] I got you..

[laughing]

[clamoring]

[cheering]

[theme music]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]