Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ La-la la-la la-la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La-la la-la la-la smurf the whole day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[whistling]

(Papa Smurf) Simple as can be.

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin.

[intense music]

[fire crackling]

Ooh, I hate Smurfs!

Uh.. Ooh!

♪ La-la la-la la-la now you know the tune ♪

[trumpet music]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

Careful with those sacks, my little Smurfs.

We've smurfed a long, long way for these herbs.

Don't worry, Papa Smurf, I'll make sure

every Smurf watches his step, because--

Ah! Look at this, Papa Smurf! Oh!

Oh, Papa Smurf, look! What a strange-looking flower.

Stay back, Brainy. That is a black hellebore.

One of the most evil plants in the world.

And you, Clumsy Smurf

are one of the clumsiest Smurfs in the world.

Oh, it's so pretty! Why is it so evil, Papa Smurf?

I'll explain later, Smurfette.

But first I'll render it harmless.

Let's just hope there are no more of these in bloom.

[intense music]

Johan! Johan, listen to my beautiful new song.

♪ Hm-mi-mi-mi ♪

♪ There was a maiden a maiden so fair ♪

♪ With sun in her heart and gold in her ha-a-ir ♪

Oh, I just remembered, Peewit. I've some chores to do.

You've always got chores when I start singing.

But this time you've gotta listen.

♪ There was a maiden a maiden so fair ♪

What luck! A window.

♪ And gold in her ha-a-ir ♪

[gasps] Johan!

Excuse me for dropping in, princess.

I see your fencing has improved.

Oh, thanks to you. Will you show me more?

Well, I shouldn't, but here's another ploy you might try.

(Johan) 'Excellent!'

(Peewit) 'Chores, huh?'

Well, he missed a beautiful song.

Sabina, you may be the king's niece

but you're not a proper princess yet.

Yes, Dame Barbara.

And you never will be

unless you study your lessons.

Ladies do not fence with young squires.

Well, I-I was just leaving.

The cook will listen to my new song.

Potions for headaches, ointment for jouster's elbow

tonics for the plague! Bah, I hate this job!

But this potion, this potion will make me

a rich, rich man, yeah, at the king's expense.

[laughing]

The king's dinner is almost ready.

- You wanna hear my new tune? - No, no, no. Peewit.

I'm sure the king is impatient for his meal.

Oh, come on. Here's the first verse.

Mm-mi-mi-mi-mi.. No, no.

Mm-mi-mi-mi-mi.. Yeah.

♪ There was a maiden a maiden so fair ♪

♪ With sun in her hea-a-rt ♪

Ghastly! Ugh!

♪ Oh sunlight oh moonlight don't fall on my cha-a-ir ♪♪

Bravo! Bravo!

- Well-played, Peewit. Bravo. - Cloderick.

What brings the king's potion-maker to the kitchen?

Why, your music, of course.

Oh! Well, in that case, an encore.

Mm-mi-mi-mi.

♪ There was a fair maiden a maiden so fair ♪

Even a proper princess needs a snack now and then.

♪ Oh sunlight oh moonlight don't fall on my chair ♪

♪ The shadows you cast.. ♪♪

- Sabina! - Oh! Uh, Dame Barbara.

What are you doing here, young lady?

'A princess' place is surely not in the kitchen.'

Yes, Dame Barbara, but I-I just--

No buts! Come along. Back to your astronomy lessons.

Yes, Dame Barbara.

Would you like to hear another song, Cloderick?

Isn't the king waiting?

Yes, and his food is getting cold.

Oh, right. I'll take it to him. My pleasure.

Goodbye, Cloderick.

Goodbye, Peewit.

Yeah, it won't take long now.

[laughing]

Mm! Delicious.

A meal fit for a king, if I do say so myself.

Now, to the business of the day.

Uh, first, uh, uh..

[yawns]

(Johan) 'Your Highness?'

[all gasping]

Oh, dear! Uncle!

Maybe he's fainted from too much food.

I think not. Who poured the king's drink?

Yes. Who poured the king's drink?

Well, I poured it for him myself.

Besides, I drank some, and I'm perfectly alright.

[chuckling] That's a matter of opinion.

Alright. Who brought the king his food?

Yeah, what traitor brought the king his food?

- You did! - Oh.

Now, wait a minute. No one accuses Peewit.

Easy, my friend.

The important thing now is to help the king.

Perhaps I could be of assistance.

Perhaps, a potion?

I saw Cloderick drop something in the king's food.

- He had a strange-looking vial. - It is rude to point, Sabina.

What have you done to the king, Cloderick?

He is asleep, and only I can wake him.

The price for this service, only 1000 pieces of gold.

(all) 'One thousand pieces of gold?'

Hey, that's blackmail.

It's the dungeon for you, Cloderick.

Fools! You'll never catch me.

- Get him! - Stop! Traitor!

[Cloderick laughing]

- He's locked the door. - You don't say.

There's still a chance I can stop him.

Oh, Johan, be careful.

Have no fear, princess.

I hope this works.

[laughing]

Cloderick, hold!

Never!

Whoa!

Got you, Cloderick!

And I've got your sleeping potion.

Come on, king, wake up, wake up!

Cloderick's locked up in the dungeon.

Good! But the king still sleeps. What do we do?

Take this vial to Enchanter Homnibus.

He'll have an antidote. I hope.

- I'm going with you. - No, young lady.

A princess' place is in the castle, not on a horse.

Yes, Dame Barbara. I understand.

[instrumental music]

We're still a long way from Homnibus.

Hyah! Faster, Bayard!

Come on, Biquette! Move it.

What are you waiting for, Johan?

Ho! What have we here?

Hold it, Peewit. Someone's coming.

Friend or foe?

That, my dear Peewit, we'll soon learn.

Halt!

State your business.

[horse neighing]

- 'Princess Sabina!' - Princess Sabina!

I was wondering how long you would stick to your books.

There's nothing wrong with books, Johan

but a lady needs a little excitement. Let's go.

(Johan) 'Hyah! Hyah!'

[intense music]

(Homnibus) ym. Well, now, Your move, Papa Smurf.

Give me a moment to smurf, Homnibus.

Ooh. Push the king's pawn, Papa. Yup, push the king's pawn.

Shush now, Clumsy. And let me think.

(Clumsy) Oh! Then try bishop takes queen--

(Clumsy) Oh!

[chuckles] That was quite a move, eh, Homnibus?

Playing chess with you, Papa Smurf, is never dull.

[chuckling]

(Johan) 'Homnibus! Homnibus!'

Thank goodness you're here.

And we can use your help, too, Papa Smurf.

Yes. You must save my poor uncle, the king.

The king? What's wrong?

Cloderick, the potion-maker, put him to sleep with this

and now we can't wake him.

It's definitely oil of deadly nightshade, Papa Smurf.

With a clove of elmwood smurfed in.

Right.

sniff sniff sniff

And I also detect a scent of bitter pond snort.

No, I smurf it's toad weed.

(Homnibus) 'Pond snort, Papa Smurf.'

(Papa Smurf) 'Toad weed! Definitely toad weed.'

- 'Pond snort!' - 'Toad weed!'

Stop! Stop!

- Is there any antidote? - Oh, most definitely.

I smurf we can both agree on that.

Then let's get on with it!

[instrumental music]

(Peewit) I sure hope this antidote works.

(Johan) Keep your lances crossed.

Uh.. Uh..

Oh. What's going on here?

Where's my dessert?

He's back to normal, alright.

Well, it's about time.

Oh, uncle, I'm so glad your back!

- But where have I been? - In a trance, sire.

As a result of this potion-maker's trickery.

He wanted a 1000 pieces of gold to release you from the trance.

This man is a knave

and will be banished from my kingdom forever.

Banished?

You heard the king. Take him away.

You haven't seen the last of me. One day I'll rule this kingdom.

You haven't seen the last of me!

Mark my words, I shall return!

Oh, Johan, he frightens me.

Never fear.

♪ I am a great potion-maker ♪

♪ A shaker of this a teaspoon of that ♪

♪ Some bark from a tree a hair from a rat ♪

♪ A sprinkle of salt of barley and malt ♪

Stop it. Stop it! Less singing and more mixing.

I'm almost done, sire.

I'll prove without a doubt

that I should be your new potion-maker.

♪ My potions will treat sore toes and sore feet ♪

♪ Just stay in your seat ♪♪

Here you are, sire, a cure for your bunions.

boom

Oh! Oh!

Have you anything for a headache, Peewit?

Very funny!

Sit right there, Your Majesty. I'll come up with something.

♪ To clear up the head some sulfur some lead ♪

♪ Uh mushroom some zinc some octopus ink ♪

Just give him another chance, sire.

At least Cloderick didn't sing.

This will fix your headache, sire. Sire?

[coughing]

Where are you? I can't see a thing!

[king coughing] 'Where's the window?'

[coughing]

I must have air!

Help! Help, help!

What are you doing down there?

- Hang on, sire! - O-oh!

Do I have a choice? Help!

snap

Help! Help! Help!

Oh!

How's the headache?

Peewit, you-you.. I'll-I'll-I'll..

Maybe I should have banished Peewit instead of Cloderick.

I thought you said this was a shortcut, Brainy.

Well, it's a little longer now, but it gets shorter later.

I knew it was a mistake listening to you.

And Papa Smurf is waiting for these mushrooms.

Oh, look!

Those rare flowers Papa Smurf warned us about.

Careful, Smurfette! Remember what Papa Smurf said.

[leaves rustling]

Uh-oh, someone's smurfing.

Let's get out of here.

Cloderick says the hellebores are ready to harvest.

Flowers to conquer a kingdom?

- Bah! It's foolishness. - 'We'll soon see.'

[gasps] Oh, dear, these humans are planning something bad

with those evil flowers.

Yeah. I smurf we better follow 'em.

Well, being Papa Smurf's assistant

I think we should let humans be humans.

Smurf our own business and..

Hey! Wait for me!

Cloderick, we got the hellebore flowers.

I think we've smurfed enough. Let's go tell Papa Smurf.

No, not until we smurf what's going on.

(Cloderick) 'Let me have those flowers.'

'Now I can proceed with my evil plans.'

Careful, Smurfette!

Tonight we take the king's castle

tomorrow we rule the kingdom!

[laughs]

How can you be sure this will work?

Not sure, dear Clovis? Here, see for yourself.

sniff sniff sniff

[laughs]

Now, Clovis, go jump in the moat.

[laughs]

Yes, Cloderick.

splash

[laughs]

Satisfied now, Clovis?

Well, what have we here?

Three little spies.

Well, whatever you are, soon you will be helping me!

- Oh, my! - Oh, my!

[instrumental music]

- All secure for the night? - Rest easy, Johan.

With the drawbridge up, only a bird could get in.

Well, even birds have to sleep, and so do we.

- Come along, Peewit. - 'Goodnight, squire.'

Goodnight, my friend.

Johan, someone's in the stable.

And I think I know who.

Princess! I thought as much.

You know how Dame Barbara feels about you grooming your horse.

This menial work should be left to valets.

Sabina, I know you're in there!

I'll never be able to sneak past her.

We need a diversion.

[chuckles] With pleasure.

Sabina.. Eek! A mouse!

Mwah! I must go.

You're not scared of a toy mouse, are you, Dame Barbara?

Funny, eh? See if you think this is funny!

Costly diversion.

Oh! I'm gonna get her!

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. It's bedtime now.

Feeling better, Clovis?

Some flowers. You've convinced me.

But the effects only last an hour!

Long enough to conquer the castle.

Are the smurfs ready?

(Smurfette) We'll never help you!

Oh, yes, you will.

Here, smell the pretty flower, ha-ha ha-ha, my dear!

sniff sniff sniff

Make sure the guard smells it also.

And order him to lower the drawbridge.

Yes, Cloderick.

No, Smurfette! Don't! Don't!

(Cloderick) 'Quiet, fool!'

Here, you smell the pretty flower.

[laughs]

Now shoot her into the castle.

thud

Huh? What's going on here?

sniff sniff

You must lower the drawbridge.

I will obey.

Fire number two!

Huh?

Number three!

- You will go to the dungeon. - I will obey.

- You will go to the dungeon. - I will obey.

Everything's going smoothly.

[laughs]

Hey, cook, I'd like a little midnight snack

if you don't mind.

Oh. Hey! Where are you going?

- I want a sandwich! - I must go to the dungeons.

Why is he going to the dungeons? We have no prisoners to feed.

I better find Johan.

[door shuts]

Who can that be at this time of night?

Dame Barbara?

What's wrong? What's wrong?

Where are they all going?

You wake me up because you can't get a sandwich?

It's a plot, Johan. It must be a plot.

Well, it better be.

Step right in, everyone.

There's plenty more room in the dungeon.

[laughs]

[gasps] Oh, how awful! I must tell the king.

[gasps]

Oh, no, my pretty little tattletale.

Cloderick, let me go!

Of course, but first, I brought you a flower, my dear.

No! Help! Help! Help!

There's no one to help you.

- I wouldn't say that. - Me either.

A peace offering, Johan?

Thanks, Cloderick. I love fresh-cut flowers.

Marrow, Clovis, seize them!

[intense music]

Run, Sabina, we must get to the king.

Let's hope Cloderick hasn't got to him first.

Na-na-na na-na. You can't catch me.

Yikes!

Made it! Awaken the king.

Oh, no! It's too late!

Nah, he's just sleepwalking.

Come on! Up and at 'em, sire!

Uh! What's all the fuss?

Nothing. Nothing at all!

Your castle's just been invaded, that's all.

What?

bang bang bang

Quickly, sire, get dressed.

We've got to get out of here before they get in.

bang bang bang

Harder, you fools!

Too high to jump. There's no way out but to fight.

- Under the bed! - Hey, I'm no coward!

I'm not gonna hide.

But there's a secret trap door under the bed.

(Peewit) Well, why didn't you say so?

clatter

Blast! They're gone!

Quick, the coast is clear!

Look, Smurfs!

They're under a spell, too.

- We'll take them with us. - 'There they are!'

(Johan) Across the drawbridge, hurry!

I'll hold them off!

clank clank clank

Raise the bridge!

[whirring]

(Cloderick) 'He'll never make it!'

Made it!

He loses more swords that way.

[instrumental music]

It's no use, Peewit. We're lost.

But we've got to find Papa Smurf.

Perhaps he can help us, I hope.

Don't we need a Smurf to guide us to their village?

Yes, but these three are in no condition to guide us anywhere.

Uh, condition? Who's in condition?

Johan! Peewit! Your Highness!

screech

What are you doing out here?

Looking for you.

Just as I feared, the hellebore.

Well, it should work off within an hour.

Smurfette? Smurfette?

Oh, Papa Smurf!

Boy, am I glad to smurf you. Even you, Clumsy!

Oh, thanks, Brainy!

Oh!

Well, I could easily change my mind.

If the smurfs are recovered, then so are the king's knights.

Right, now all we have to do is free them from the dungeon.

Simple. But how?

We'll raise our own army!

You will bring me all your gold, grain and possessions

within the hour, or I will be back.

You're not our king. You can't tell us what to do.

He would never do this!

I, Cloderick, am your ruler now. You have one hour.

[laughs]

Halt! What's the big hurry?

We're bringing tribute to our new king, King Cloderick.

Nonsense! Cloderick is a traitorous scoundrel!

I am your king!

A king without an army? How can you defend us?

We must join together. I have a plan to defeat Cloderick.

Uh, his forces are strong. The people are afraid.

What do you want us to do?

Just give us a ride into the lion's den.

[intense music]

Right on time. Let's see what these peasants have brought.

Grain, Cloderick, and bread!

Excellent! Take it inside.

[laughs]

There's gold in this one, Cloderick.

Fool's gold!

Surprise!

You again! This time you won't escape.

Hurry, my Smurfs! We must free the knights in the dungeon.

Nowhere to run, Johan.

Better look behind you.

That old trick won't fool me.

bang

Well, I tried to tell them.

Ugh, I can't reach the keys, Papa Smurf.

A-a-h!

thud

We've got to try again, Smurfs.

There are too many of them, Johan.

Help should be on its way.

I wonder what's keeping the Smurfs.

Oh, uncle, we're running out of ammunition.

- Oh! Uncle! - Sabina!

Surrender! I have the princess!

[grunting]

I've got the key, Papa Smurf!

Clovis, Marrow, take them to the dungeon.

Mama!

- 'Hey, what's happening?' - My knights! They're free!

Seize the traitors! Seize them!

[clamoring]

Sorry we took so long, Johan.

Better late than never, Papa Smurf.

Excuse me.

Going somewhere, Cloderick?

You'll never catch me!

thud

Well, Cloderick, there's one bridge you won't cross

when you get to it.

Here's another batch of vegetables, sire.

My garden has never done so well.

It's the new gardener, Your Highness!

(Johan) 'Cloderick was so good at raising hellebore'

'we thought we'd give him a little change'

'raising vegetables.'

Yeah, he's working

on a new plot of land.

Get it? Ha-ha, ha-ha, new plot of land!

Oh, my kingdom, what a joke!

Isn't that the funniest thing you ever heard?

- 'No!' - No?

- No! - Oh!

Ah, you wouldn't know a good joke if it hit you in the face.

[laughs]

But I certainly know a good joke when it hits you in the face.

[all laughing]

[theme music]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

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