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NO! NO! NO!

OH, GOD! NO! NO!

NO! NO!

NO! OH, OH!

HOLD STILL,YOU SON OF A BITCH!

GET THIS FUCKING BUG OUT OF MY EAR!

IT'S EATING MY BRAIN.

FUCK!GET IT OUT!

JESUS, JACK, YOU SAID YOU HAD THIS UNDER CONTROL!

I DID, MAN.HE GOT OUT!

COME ON!

OH, I CAN TASTEWHAT IT'S THINKING!

GET IT OUT!

ROOKIE MISTAKE, JACK.

CHRIST.

GET OFF MY BACK, ROG. IF YOU WEREN'T IN THERE

TAKING THE BROWNS TO THE SUPERBOWL,

YOU COULD'VE BEEN OUT HERE HELPING ME.

THE GUY'S SCREAMING HE'S GOT BUGS IN HIS BRAINS!

HUH?

YOU DON'T REASON WITH HIM.

JUST ZAP 'EM WITHTHE FUCKING SEDATIVE.

COME ON!

COME ON.

GRAB HIS LEGS!

LOOK, MAN, I THOUGHT I COULD TALK HIM DOWN.

WHAT'S UP, JACK?

HUH? HUH? YOUR BRAIN'S SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I'M JUST EXHAUSTED.

YEAH? WELL, WAKE UP, BITCH.

YOU'RE GETTING SLOPPY AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

: PAPERWORK TIME.

IT MUST BE YOUR TURN.

: OF COURSE IT IS.IT'S ALWAYS MY TURN.

YEAH, WELL, SENIORITY'S A BITCH, HUH?

HEY, ROG, ABOUT THE FUCK-UP BACK THERE--

OH, NO, NO, NO.

IF THIS IS ABOUT THAT SHERRY BITCH,

I'M GOING TO GET YOU TRANSFERRED.

I CAN'T LISTEN TO THAT SHIT ANYMORE.

SHE LEFT ME...

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

...FOR A FUCKING YOGA INSTRUCTOR.

THE GUY WEARS FUCKING TIGHTS TO WORK EVERY DAY.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?

CAN WE GET RIDOF THIS NOW?

SHE WANTS IT BACK.

SHE WANTS HER OWNFUCKING PICTURE BACK?

JUST THE FRAME.

TELL HER I BROKE IT.

CHEER THE FUCK UP,KID, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO FORGET ABOUT HER

IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO MEET SOME OTHER WOMAN,

AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY...

FOR A MINUTE.

HEY, THREEEX-WIVES, RIGHT?

I KNOW WHEREOFI SPEAK.

ROG, WHAT TYPE OF GIRLS AM I GOING TO MEET

WORKING THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT?

YOU KNOW ANY NICE GIRLS THAT ARE OUT PAST 4:00 A.M.

THAT DON'T WANT A HUNDRED BUCKSTO SPEND THE NIGHT?

HEY, HEY. A HUNDRED BUCKS IS A GOOD DEAL. HEY!

UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOSE TWEAKERS

WORKING, YOU KNOW, DOWN IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

JESUS, I WOULDN'T PAY 50 CENTS AND A DAY-OLD SANDWICH

FOR ONE OF THOSE.

I WAS BEING FACETIOUS.

YEAH, WELL, I WASN'T.

YOU EVER SEE THOSE GIRLSIN THE DAYLIGHT? HUH?

: OOH.

HEY!

HEY, AND STOP BLAMING THE JOB, HUH?

BUT THE JOB IS THE PROBLEM. I WORK NIGHTS.

I HAVE NO TIME FOR A PERSONAL LIFE,

LET ALONE A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP.

HEY, JACK.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE WORK, JACKO. YOU KNOW?

YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

TO GIVE THEM THE ATTENTION THAT THEY THINK THEY NEED.

YEAH, WELL, WHY THE FUCK

DO THEY NEED ALL THE ATTENTION?

YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED?

I NEED SOMEONE

TO TAKE CARE OF ME FOR ONCE,

PAY ME A LITTLE BIT OF ATTENTION.

I WAKE UP EVERY FUCKING DAYAND TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE ELSE.

WHEN'S IT MY FUCKING TURN?

IT WILL BE YOUR TURN

WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND GREY AND PISSING IN YOUR DIAPERS.

THAT'S WHEN IT'LL BE YOUR TURN.

HEY... GO HOME.

I'LL FINISH THIS UP. HUH?

NO, I'LL DO IT. IT'S--

NO.

HEAD OUT. GO.

I GOT IT.

YOU'RE A SWEETHEART.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SHE WANTS HER OWN FUCKIN' PICTURE BACK.

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FLOOR,

YOU FILTHY ASSHOLE?

GET OUT OF MY STORE!

OH, SHIT.I'M SORRY, MAN.

"SORRY" ISN'T GOING TO CLEAN UPTHIS MESS NOW, IS IT?

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT, OR I WILL CALL THE COPS.

RELAX, MAN. LET ME PAY FOR MY SHIT.

WE DON'T SERVE YOUR TYPE HERE.

MY TYPE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

FILTHY DRUG ADDICT!

I'M A PARAMEDIC, ASSHOLE.

OH, YOU'RE A PARA--

GET THE FUCK OUT!

JESUS CHRIST.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

: FUCK-A YOU!

FUCK ME?

NO, NO, NO. FUCK YOU!

THANK YOU!

DON'T COME AGAIN!

: SHIT.

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

: HEY, JACKOFF.

I WANT MY FUCKING SHIT BACK.

WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING--

: OH, BOY!

YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME TO TUNE IN TONIGHT!

ARE YOU TIRED OF MIRACLE DIETS THAT DON'T WORK?

ARE YOU TIRED OF PULL-UPS, PUSH-UPS, CHIN-UPS?

ARE YOU TIRED OF IT ALL?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN

LOSE WEIGHT FAST AND EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT?

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE.

YOU'RE LATE.

SORRY, MAN. I COULDN'T GET MY ASS OUT OF BED TODAY.

SIT DOWN, KID.

MAYBE WE CAN GET IN A COUPLE ROUNDS BEFORE

THE WELFARE-WEDNESDAY CROWD

START OD'ING IN THE STREETS, HUH?

SHE LEFT FIVE MESSAGES ON MY MACHINE.

WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT HER.

DUDE, WHAT IS ITWITH WOMEN?

THEY CAN TALK

AND TALK AND TALK FOREVER.

I MEAN, ME,

I HAVE ABOUT 10 MINUTES' WORTH OF CONVERSATION IN ME,

AND I'M DONE.

SO, I TAKE IT YOU HAVEN'T MET ANYONE NEW?

WHAT? WHILE I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ALL DAY?

HEY, LOOK, I'VE ACCEPTED THE FACT

THAT I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE.

I'M HEARTBROKEN.

I'M PROFOUNDLY MOVED.

HEY, BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, HMM?

YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME.

YOU KNOW,IF YOU DIDN'T

LOOK SO REPULSIVE IN A BIKINI, I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.

MIGHT EVEN LET YOUTEA-BAG ME.

: RED 17--

WE'VE GOT A MALE INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.

SAYS HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF A BUS. COPY?

COPY.

I WAS GOING TO HAND YOU A BEATING, TOO.

♪ I'M AS HAPPY AS A MAN CAN BE ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T WORK THIS SMILE OFF ME ♪

♪ GREY SKIES DON'T GET ME BLUE ♪

♪ SOON AS I GOT RID OF YOU...

♪ I HAD A BAD REACTION

♪ I'M IN RECOVERY

♪ I GOT A NEW CONNECTION

♪ STEADY HANDS MY BLOOD IS CLEAN ♪

♪ I HAD A BAD REACTION I NEED A REMEDY ♪

♪ I GOT A NEW CONNECTION

♪ STEADY HANDS

♪ MY BLOOD IS CLEAN STEADY HANDS ♪

♪ MY BLOOD IS CLEAN

♪ OH, OH

♪ OH, OH

FETCH.

HA. I GET.

I DID.

NICE.

I'LL BE SCRAPINGHER ASS

OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALKIN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

DON'T!

FUCKIN' JUNKIES.

: DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YO, YOU OKAY?

WHAT THE FUCK?

HEY!

HEY! ARE YOU OKAY?

STAY CALM!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

OKAY, IT'S OKAY! HEY, LISTEN!

HEY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

LOOK, I'M A MEDIC. I CAN HELP YOU.

DON'T TOUCH ME!

SO MUCH BLOOD. AM I DYING?

NO, YOU'RE NOT DYING, BUT YOU'RE HURT,

AND YOU NEED HELP!

LET ME LOOK.

GO AWAY!

WHERE'S THE BLOOD COMING FROM?

GET AWAY!

AW, FUCK! WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

NO! NO HOSPITAL!

STAY CALM.

OKAY, LOOK--DON'T TOUCH ME!

GET AWAY!

FUCK IT. MAYBE I SHOULD.

FUCK, HOW DO I GET MYSELF INTO THIS?

COME ON. HEY, COME ON.M ME!

LISTEN, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES--

I LIVE UP THERE,

WHERE IT'S SAFE,OR YOU CAN DEAL

WITH THOSE TWO FUCKSDOWN THERE.

WHAT THE HELL? DID SOMEBODY BITE YOU?

WHAT DID THIS TO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

I'M JACK.

YOU GOT A NAME?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

HOW ABOUT FRIENDS, FAMILY?

SOMEONE YOU CAN CALL?

NO.

THERE'S NO ONE.

I'M SO TIRED.

: WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL

THAT KIND OF STUFF, JACK. YOU KNOW THAT.

I'M NOT ASKING ANY SPECIFIC DETAILS.

I'M JUST WONDERING

IF THERE'S ANY MISSING PERSON MATCHING THAT DESCRIPTION.

WHAT'S THAT DESCRIPTION AGAIN?

FEMALE CAUCASIAN, MID-20S, DARK HAIR,

ABOUT 5'8", 5'9".

UM... NO. NOTHING HERE.

ALL RIGHT. ANY ACCIDENTS?

ANYONE WHO FLEW THE SCENE LAST NIGHT?

LET'S SEE... NO.

NOBODY FLEW THE SCENE.

WHO IS THIS MYSTERY WOMAN, JACK?

: BEAT ME, FUCK ME, MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS.

WHAT'S SHAKING, ROG?

: OH, HO!

YOU GOT LUCKY LAST NIGHT!

NO.

HEY, KID, IT'S WRITTENALL OVER YOUR FACE.

WHAT'S HER NAME?

DID YOU GIVE HER THE SHOCKER?

ZZ! ZZ-ZZ-ZZ!

WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED? HUH?

TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL!

SHE REFUSED TO GO.

BESIDES, THE HOSPITAL

WILL SPIT HER RIGHT BACKOUT ON THE STREET.

ANY RESPONSE?

NOTHIN'. HEART RATE'S DROPPING FAST.

THIS THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH

WE'VE REVIVED THIS SHIT.

YOU THINK SHE'S HOMELESS?

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

SHE'S A MYSTERY WOMAN.

YOU LEFT THIS MYSTERY SKANK

ALONE IN YOUR APARTMENT?

I MEAN, YOU CAN KISS YOUR LAPTOP

AND ANYTHING ELSE SHE CAN PAWN GOODBYE.

STAND BACK. HERE GOES THE EPINEPHRINE!

WELCOME BACK, SWEETIE-PIE.

HUH?

YOU REMEMBER US?

YEAH!

WE SAVED YOUR SORRY ASS LAST WEEK.

YOU'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL...

AGAIN!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE'S NOT

CLEANING YOU OUT RIGHT NOW?

I DON'T KNOW, I FELT SOMETHING.

SOMETHING TRUSTWORTHY.

YOU FIND HER IN A FUCKIN' ALLEY,

COVERED IN BLOOD.

WHERE IN THAT SENTENCE

IS THE WORD "TRUSTWORTHY"?

WHERE'S MY RENT MONEY, YOU DEADBEAT?

WHERE'S MY PLUMBER, YOU SLUMLORD?

HE'S COMING! HE'S A VERY BUSY MAN.

WELL, YOU'LL SEE YOUR RENT WHEN I SEE MY PLUMBER.

GOOD NIGHT, MRS. LEE.

BITCH.

HELLO?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WINDOW SILL?

IT'S FREEZING OUT.

IT WAS SO HOT INSIDE.

I COULDN'T BREATHE.

YOU'RE LIKE AN ICICLE.

I FEEL SICK.

WHY DON'T YOU COME INSIDE

AND WE'LL GET YOU ALL CLEANED UP?

TRY THESE.

WHY DO YOU HAVE WOMEN'S CLOTHING?

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

SHE STILL HASN'T COMEAND GOT HER SHIT.

♪ SO CLOSE THAT I COULD SEE

♪ SO CLOSE THAT I CAN SEE ♪

♪ LOOK AT HER

IS SHE NICE?

SURE...

IF YOU'RE NOTDATING HER.

♪ AND I LOOK AT HER

♪ AND SHE LOOKS AT ME

♪ AND I CAN SEE...

YOU... YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU'RE SILLY.

NO, I'M SERIOUS.

YOU LOOK SO TIRED.

GO TO SLEEP.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'LL TAKE THE SOFA.

I'M NOT KICKING YOU OUT OF YOUR BED.

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.

CAN I SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP?

YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT.

♪ SO CLOSE THAT I CAN DREAM

♪ THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT ME

DO YOU OFTENBRING HOME LOST WOMEN?

LOOKING AT MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS,

IT KIND OF SEEMS THAT WAY.

YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER GOT TO TELL ME YOUR NAME.

DANIKA.

THAT'S A NICE NAME.

OH, YEAH?

WHAT DO YOULIKE ABOUT IT?

JACK?

DANIKA?

OH, SHIT!

WHAT IS IT?

HOW LONG YOU BEENSHAKING LIKE THIS FOR?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU.

HERE, LET ME GET YOUBACK TO BED,

AND THEN I'LL SEE

IF I CAN FIND YOUSOMETHING FOR THE PAIN.

HERE, TAKE THIS.

NO.

TAKE IT, IT'LL BRINGYOUR FEVER DOWN.

YOU'LL FEELBETTER SOON.

WE'VE GOT TO GET YOUTO A HOSPITAL.

NO, NO... NO HOSPITALS.

IT'LL PASS.

DANIKA, THIS IS MY FRIEND, ROGER.

HI, DANIKA.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HEARD A LOTABOUT YOU.

I'M JUST GOING TO

TAKE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE HERE.

:SHE'S A JUNKIE!

SHE'S NOT A JUNKIE.

OH, GOD...

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BLIND?

I MEAN, SHE'S GOING THROUGH FUCKING WITHDRAWAL.

DID YOU MISS THE NEEDLE TRACK MARKS

ON HER NECK? HUH?

THAT'S NOT TRACKS, ALL RIGHT? SOMEONE ATTACKED HER.

OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

I KNOW YOU'D LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT...

I MEAN, SHE'S A KNOCKOUT. I MEAN...

EVEN WITH ALL THE SHAKING AND QUAKING GOING ON,

I'D STILL LIKE TO GIVE HER A POKE,

YOU KNOW?

HEY, BUT...

SHE IS HOOKED ON SOMETHING BAD,MY FRIEND.

BAD.

I MEAN, JUST TAKE HER TO THE DETOX, YOU KNOW?

LET HER GO COLD-TURKEY.

MAYBE SHE CAN KICK IT THERE.

I AIN'T DUMPING HER IN ONE OF THOSE LICE-PITS.

I CAN WATCH HER RIGHT HERE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I MEAN, YOU'VE KNOWN THIS CHICKA DAY,

AND YOU'RE ALREADY IN LOVE?

IT'S FUCKING CRAZY, I KNOW,

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER,SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

YOU OUGHT TO BE FUCKING HAPPY FOR ME.

DID YOU FUCK HER YET?

WHAT? NO.

I'LL BE HAPPY FOR YOU WHEN YOU FUCK HER.

AND I WANT-- I WANT DETAILS, AND PHOTOS, IF POSSIBLE.

HEY, I BET SHE LIKES A FINGER UP THE ASS.

HUH? YEAH? AM I RIGHT?

YOU KNOW,YOU CAN'T AVOID ME

BY NOT ANSWERINGYOUR PHONE, YOU IDIOT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU.

I CAME TO GETMY STUFF BACK.

WELL, NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

OKAY, SO GO.

I'LL LET MYSELF OUTWHEN I'M DONE.

I TOLD YOU, NOT NOW.

HOLDING ON TO MY SHIT

IS NOT GOING TO BRING ME BACK TO YOU, YOU FUCKING LOSER.

ARE YOU INSANE?

I DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT AND I DON'T WANT YOU BACK.

WHY ARE YOU HERE, ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MIND-FUCKS.

YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

I HAVE A PROBLEM?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCKEDYOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR, REMEMBER?

WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S MORE FLEXIBILITY

WITH HIS JOB.

THAT HURTS.

WHAT ABOUT MY STUFF?

I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.

IT'S A GOOD THING I KEPT MY KEY, JACK-ASS.

WHAT A FUCKING PIG.

MINE.

YOURS. MINE.

YOURS.

WHO ARE YOU?

WHO AM I?

WHO ARE YOU,

AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY FUCKING CLOTHES, BITCH?

OHH...

THAT WASA TRIUMPHANT SHIT.

HERE, I BROUGHT YOUA DANISH.

YEAH, THANKS.

I'M REAL HUNGRY

AFTER YOU TELLING ME

ABOUT YOUR FOURTH EXCITING DUMP TODAY.

HEY, IRRITABLE BOWELSYNDROME, DUDE.

A SOLID MOVEMENTIS A THING OF BEAUTY.

SO, DO YOU THINKSHE'S USING?

LET IT GO, MAN.

NO, YOU"LET IT GO, MAN."

I MEAN, TAKE HERTO A SHELTER,

WHERE SHE'S SOMEBODYELSE'S PROBLEM.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME

TO GO MEET SOMEBODY,

AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME TO DITCH HER.

I AIN'T GOING TO DO THAT.

NOT TO HER.

SHE'S TROUBLE, JACK,AND YOU KNOW IT.

SOME GIRLS...

THEY'RE LIKEA TRAVELLING SHITSTORM.

HOW IS SHE?

I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

YEAH?

THANKS FOR ASKING.

DON'T MENTION IT.

SUCKER.

HOLY FUCK!

AW, SHIT!

OH, MY GOD.

HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!

SHE'S FUCKING DEAD.

SHE'S FUCKING...

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

DANIKA, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

SHERRY'S DEAD! SHE'S FUCKING DEAD!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

: I DON'T KNOW!

SHE CAME IN AND STARTED TAKING STUFF.

WE ARGUED, AND, THEN...

OH, GOD!

I... I BIT HER!

WHY DID I DO THAT?

JACK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

WHAT THE-- WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST BITE ME?

I'M SORRY!WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

HOLD STILL!

WHAT ARE YOUDOING? OH!

YOU'VE GOT FUCKING FANGS!

WHAT THE FUCK?

HOLY SHIT!

WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU IN THE LIGHT?

JACK!WHAT?

DON'T!YES. COME ON!

NO! STOP!IT HURTS MY EYES!

PLEASE,DON'T DO THIS!

DOES IT HURT?

JACK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

I WISH I FUCKING KNEW.

HOLY SHIT.

YOU ATE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

I DON'T KNOW

WHETHER TO CALL THE POLICE OR BUY YOU FLOWERS.

FUCK.

♪ WHEE! ♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪ UH-HUH

♪ EVERYBODY DO YOUR BEST TO TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ WHEE!

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ UH-HUH

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS♪ UH-HUH

♪ EVERYBODY DO YOUR BEST TO TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ WHEE!

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ UH-HUH ♪ TIDY UP THAT MESS

♪ EVERYBODY TIDY UP TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ UH-HUH

♪ TIDY UP THAT MESS

♪ EVERYBODY TIDY UP TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ YEE-HAW!

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ WHOO-HOO! HA!

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ EVERYBODY DO YOUR BEST TO TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ YEE-HAW! ♪

YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE HER IN HERE?

I CAN'T THINK OFANYTHING ELSE

TO DO WITH HER.CAN YOU?

IT'S GOING TO STINK.

I DON'T THINK SO.SHE'S ALL DRIED UP.

ARE YOU SURE?

DANIKA, DO YOU KNOWHOW MUCH TROUBLE WE'RE IN?

YOU ATEMY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

SHE'S DEAD,GONE, FINITO!

: OKAY.

WE'LL FIGURE THISOUT LATER.

SO HOW'S SHE FEELING?

A LOT BETTER.

YEAH?

YOU EVER FIND OUT WHAT SHE WAS USING?

SORT OF.

YOU'RE NOT USING, ARE YOU?

'CAUSE I GOTTA TELL YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.

MATTER OF FACT, THE SHIT I JUST TOOK

IS LOOKING AT YOU, AND SAYING, "MAN, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT."

I'M NOT ON ANYTHING.

SERIOUSLY, I'M JUST TIRED.

I BET YOU ARE.

NICE LITTLE ASS LIKE THAT.

HEY... DOES SHE DO ANAL?

HMM?

WHY DOES EVERYTHING WITH YOU HAVE TO BE ABOUT ASS?

HEY, LOOK AT THAT!

A SMILE.

I HAVEN'T SEENONE OF THOSE SINCE...

SINCE YOU MET OLD WHAT'S-HER-FUCK.

SHERRY? YEAH.

I GUESS SHE'S DEAD TO YOU NOW, HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, YOU FOUND YOURSELF A REPLACEMENT,

JUST LIKE I SAID YOU WOULD.

I MEAN, UH...

I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO...

EXPECT IT TO BE A STREET JUNKIE,

BUT, HEY, AT LEAST SHE'S HOT.

REAL FUNNY.

HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

YEAH.

OUT OF ALL YOUR EX-WIVES, DID YOU EVER FIND OUT

THAT THEY DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD?

DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "BAD."

REAL BAD.

WELL, I NEVER DATED A JUNKIE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

BUT, UH...

COME ON, SPILL IT.

WHAT'D SHE DO?

PEEL PECKER-CHEESE FOR CRACK MONEY? HUH?

SKIP IT.

HEY, COME ON.

YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA...

YOU GOT TO TAKESOME GOOD

WITH THE BAD, RIGHT?

I MEAN...

I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE HER,

YOU STICK WITH HER,

NO MATTER WHAT SHE DID IN THE PAST.

I MEAN, YOU DON'TBAIL ON PEOPLE,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF SHIT THEY DID BEFORE YOU MET THEM.

LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

HEY, HEY, HEY.I ONLY BAILED

ON EX-NUMBER-TWO.

ONE AND THREE BAILED ON ME.

FAIR ENOUGH.

COME ON, LET'S GET THIS DONE.

DAYSHIFT'S COMING IN.

YOU NEED A LIFT?

NAH, I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO WALK.

CLEAR THE HEAD.

RIGHT.

OH, SHIT.

YO, BACK THE FUCK UP, AMBULANCE-MAN.

WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO FUCK WITH ME?

GET OUT OF HERE,DOUCHEBAG!

YEAH, YOU WANT TO GET IN MY FACE?

BRING IT ON, BITCH.

YEAH, BRING IT ON,

AND WE'LL CUT YOUA SECOND PUSSY NEXT TIME!

YEAH, WE'LL CUT YOU--

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SECOND PUSSY?

TWO PUSSIES.

YO, GO GET ME A TURKEY SANDWICH, DAWG.

LIGHT ON THE MAYONNAISE!

DANIKA?

DANI?

GET OFF ME!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF!

: GOTCHA.

YOU SCAREDTHE SHIT OUT OF ME.

WHAT'D YOUDO THAT FOR?

I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND, HONEY.

HOW WAS WORK TODAY?

LIFE-AFFIRMING.

MM.

SOMEONE'SFEELING BETTER.

MM... MUCH BETTER, ACTUALLY.

AND LOOK AT MY ARM, IT'S ALL BETTER NOW.

HOLY SHIT.

I WISH MY HERPESCLEARED UP SO FAST.

YOU HAVE HERPES?

THAT'S WHAT YOU GETFOR FUCKING WITH ME.

WANT TO FOOL AROUND, HERPES MAN? MM...

JUST GIVE MEA MINUTE, HUH?

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING. I JUST...

YOU KNOW, I'M SPENDING ALL NIGHT

FUCKING SCRAPING UP CRACK BABIESFROM THE SIDEWALK.

IT JUST DOESN'T REALLY PUT ME IN THE MOOD, YOU KNOW?

BUT HOW WAS YOUR DAY? WHAT'D YOU DO?

YOU KNOW,

TRANSFORMED INTO A BAT FOR A WHILE,

TOOK A NAP IN MY COFFIN...

THE USUAL.

HOW ABOUT DOING THE DISHES?

FUCK YOU, JACK.

ACTUALLY, I SLEPTMOST OF THE DAY.

LIKE THE DEAD,OR IS IT...

:...THE UNDEAD?

I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL DAY TODAY.

AW. THAT'S SWEET.

NO, I MEAN THE WHOLETHING.

DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING MORE ABOUT IT?

NO.

IT MUST BE THEY ATTACKED YOU, RIGHT?

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

ONE MUST HAVE GOT A HOLD OF YOU,

BIT YOUR FUCKING NECK,

AND THEN LEFT YOU IN THE FUCKIN' TRASH FOR DEAD.

CAN WE TALK ABOUTSOMETHING ELSE?

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT CURIOUS?

JESUS CHRIST, VAMPIRES EXIST.

THAT'S SOME PRETTY FUCKED-UP SHIT.

YOU SMELL.

WHAT?

YOU STINK.

THAT I DO.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.

YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?

WASH ALL THAT CRAP OFF FIRST,

AND THENI'LL JOIN YOU.

FAIR ENOUGH.

DANIKA, HURRY UP BEFORE THE HOT WATER RUNS OUT!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO JOIN ME?

WHAT'S WRONG?

I FEEL SICK AGAIN.

WHAT, LIKE BEFORE?

YEAH.

SHIT. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

NOTHING.

I'LL STARVE TO DEATHBEFORE I DO THAT AGAIN.

STAY CALM, ALL RIGHT?

WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.

YOU NEED BLOOD TO FEEL BETTER,

SO WE NEED TO GET YOU SOME BLOOD.

IT'S SIMPLE MATH.

I GOT AN IDEA.

HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.

HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.

: I CAN'TDO THIS, JACK!

THERE HAS TOBE ANOTHER WAY.

NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

IF YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA, TELL ME WHAT IT IS.

RIGHT NOW, THAT CAT'S THE BEST IDEA I GOT.

THIS IS DISGUSTING!

IT'S JUST AN ALLEY CAT.

NO ONE'S GOING TO KNOW IT'S MISSING,

AND NO ONE'S GOING TO GET HURT.

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE CAT...

BUT I DON'T LIKE CATS,

AND I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE THAT OWN THEM,

SO WHO GIVES A FUCK?

DO YOU WANT ME TO COME IN THEREAND HELP YOU?

NO! STAY OUT!

I DON'T WANT YOUTO WATCH ME.

IT'S MAKING ME SICK!

WHAT THE FUCKARE WE DOING TO DO NOW?

: FUCK.

HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PULL THIS OFF, MAN?

HOW YOU GOING TO PULL IT OFF, JACK?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FUCKING DOING THIS.

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.

I'M A FUCKING IDIOT.

FUCK... WHAT THE FUCKWOULD I HAVE LEFT IN THE FRIDGE?

FUCK IT. FUCK.

HEY, JACKO,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SET YOUR ALARM WRONG?

NO, I LOST MY WALLET.

YOU SEE ITANYWHERE?

YOU CHECK THE COUCH CUSHIONS?

WHAT, YOU LOST YOUR WALLET IN THE FRIDGE?

THIRD TIME I'VE DONE THAT.

I AM SUCH AN IDIOT.

BROTHER, YOU NEED SOME SOLID SLEEP.

YEAH, DON'T WE ALL?

HOW YOU FEEL?

LIKE SHIT.

I THINK I GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED.

DO YOU WANT IT STRAIGHT FROM THE BAG?

WHAT?

NOTHING.

BOTTOMS UP.

OH, IT SMELLS BAD.

IT DOESN'T SMELLLIKE ANYTHING.

IT'S TYPE O,WORKS FOR EVERYONE.

I DON'T WANT IT.

JUST TRY IT.

HOW IS IT?

IT'S NOT WINE-TASTING.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOSWALLOW IT,

NOT GO ALL SIDEWAYSAND SHIT.

I DON'T WANT TO.

IT'S COLD AND DEAD.

I FEEL LIKE MY STOMACH'S ON FIRE.

HERE, TAKE MINE.

NO.

JUST TAKE A LITTLE,MAYBE THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.

WHAT IF I CAN'T STOP AT JUST A LITTLE?

I COULD KILL YOU.

DON'T WORRY,I'LL STOP YOU. JUST DO IT.

OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

ALL RIGHT, LET GO!

LET GO!

MM... OH, MY GOD.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ARE YOU HURT BAD?

I DON'T KNOW,I FEEL FUCKED-UP.

MY HEART'S RACING.

I CAN BARELY MOVE.

IT'S LIKEI'VE BEEN DRUGGED.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WRAP THIS.

I CAN'T.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I NEED MORE.

WHAT?

I NEED MORE, JACK.

I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO TEAR MY EYES OUT

IF I DON'T FEED.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

NAW, YOU TELL THAT BITCH SHE'D BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP

OR I'M GOING TO HAVE HER WALKING UP PENNSYLVANIA

FOR 45 A NUT.

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S PREGNANT!

YEAH, I GOT TO GO.

WHAT THE FUCKDO YOU WANT?

I'M LOOKING TO SCORE.

YOU? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

IT'S NOT FOR ME, MAN.

IT'S FOR MY GIRL, MAN. SHE'S IN REAL BAD SHAPE.

OH, THAT WHORE THAT YOU FISHEDOUTTA THE TRASH THE OTHER NIGHT?

SHOULD'VE LEFT HERWHERE YOU FOUND HER, DAWG.

COME ON, MAN, SHE'S REALLY MESSED UP.

SHE'S BAD.

LOOK, I GOT MONEY, MAN. COME, SEE. COME ON, MAN.

COME, SEE.

SHE'S IN HERE.

I NEED TO BE PAIDFIRST, HOMEY.

COME SEE HER FIRST.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE NEEDS.

OH, YEAH, THIS AIN'TFOR THE STUFF, DAWG.

THIS IS FORTHE CONSULTATION-- A BILL.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SUIT YOURSELF.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE WAS HERE WHEN I LEFT.

DANIKA?

SEE, I KNEW YOU WEREFUCKING WASTING MY TIME, PLAYER.

WHAT THE FUCK?

YO, YOU GOT A PROBLEM, BITCH?

I NEED YOU.

OH, YEAH?

HOW BAD DO YOU NEED ME, BABY GIRL?

I NEED YOU

VERY,

VERY BAD...

YO, WHY DON'T YOU GET RID OF YOUR MAN,

AND WE CAN FIND ANOTHER WAY TO WORK THIS OFF?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

I WANT HIM TO WATCH.

OH, Y'ALL ARE INTO SOME KINKY SHIT!

♪ SHE WAS BUILT LIKE A BULLET

♪ RAISED LIKE SUGAR LIKE A PILLOW ♪

♪ ...A FACE FOR REALITY

♪ I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THUNDER

♪ BUT I CAME BACK UP FROM UNDER ♪

♪ LIKE A SHARK AND A SHALLOW CITY ♪

♪ OOH!

♪ STILL I'M WAITING

♪ STILL I'M WAITING SUGAR ♪

JACK...

JACK, WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?

YOU'VE GOT FUCKING BLOODALL OVER YOUR FACE.

DO YOU HATE ME?

NO. IT'S JUST...

NO, FORGET ABOUT IT.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

NO.

NO, TELL ME.

IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT,

IT IS IMPORTANT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT.

IT'S LIKE BEING STARVED

FOR FOOD AND SEX ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU HATE ME.

PLEASE, DON'T HATE ME.

OH, I COULDN'T LIVE WITH THAT.

I COULD NEVER HATE YOU.

NOW GO GET MEA FUCKING MOP,

CLEAN THAT MESS UP.

WILL HE FIT?

I FUCKING HOPE SO.

WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO SQUISH HIM IN REAL TIGHT.

I WANT MY CDS!

HOLY SHIT, THIS BITCH MUST WANT HER SHIT BACK!

GET HER THE FUCK OFF ME!

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

I DON'T KNOW!

FUCKING GIVE HER SHIT BACK AND KILL HER!

FUCKING KILLTHAT BITCH!

SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!

FUCKING STAB HEROR SOMETHING!

GET HER THE FUCKOFF ME, MAN!

WHAT THE FUCK?COME ON!

DID I HIT HER HEART?

: NO, YOU MOSTDEFINITELY DID NOT

HIT HER HEART!

IS SHE DEAD... ...ER?

: YOU FUCKINGWOMEN NEVER GIVE UP!

YOU'RE A MEDIC!

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE HER HEART IS?

THAT DID IT.

THAT SHIT DID IT.

YOU DEAD, BITCH.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

MY NEW BITCH IS WEARINGYOUR CLOTHES. WHAT!

MY NEW BITCHIS ROCKING YO' CDS.

OH, SHIT. MY NEW BITCHIS WATCHING YOUR TV.

FUCK YOU!

YEAH!

YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

YOU WOMEN, ALWAYS GOT TO BRING ALONG BAGGAGE.

I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE WE'RE PACKING FOR CANCUN.

YEAH? SOMEHOW,

I DON'T THINKA DAY ON THE BEACH

IS WHAT I NEEDRIGHT NOW.

YEAH, I GUESS TANNING AT NIGHT

DEFEATS THE PURPOSE.

♪ FIRE ESCAPE STREET-SIDE DRUMMER ♪

♪ MISTAKE MY HEART'S BEEN TORN ASUNDER ♪

♪ EVERY DAY THAT YOU'RE BACK YOUR HARMONIES... ♪♪

NEAT TRICK--

SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.

AW, JACK, YOU LOOK LIKE THE WALKING DEAD.

WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS GIRL DOING TO YOU?

NOTHING.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

"IT'S ALL GOOD."

IT'S JUST A LITTLECOMPLICATED, THAT'S ALL.

OH, IT'S COMPLICATED.

RIGHT.

YOU GOING TO GIVE ME DETAILS,

OR IS THIS 20 QUESTIONS?

OH, OH, OH... LET ME START.

SO DID YOU TRY THE FINGER-UP-THE-BUM THING?

A LOT OF WOMEN LIKE THAT,

THEY JUST DON'T ADMIT IT.

WOMEN.

JACK, YOU EVER THINK

THAT MAYBE SHE'S NOT THE ONE?

YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, SHE'S DRAINING THE LIFE OUT OF YOU.

SOME GIRLS ARE JUST LIKE THAT.

NEEDY.

NO, NOT NEEDY.

THEY'RE JUST...

IT'S LIKE THOSE-- THOSE...

THOSE BLACK HOLES, YOU KNOW?

THEY JUST SUCK ALL THE ENERGY OUT OF YOU

TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.

IT'S NOTLIKE THAT AT ALL.

NO?

WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

GO HOME, JACK.

SHIFT'S NOT OVER.

YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE USELESS TO ME.

YOU'RE A LIABILITY.

GO HOME, GET SOME SOLID REST,

COME BACK FRESH TOMORROW.

YOU SURE?

BEAT IT.

BUT, JACK?

THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME

I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU.

THANKS, ROG.

RIGHT.

"THANKS, ROG."

: "THANKS, ROG."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HOW LONG DID YOUGO OUT WITH HER?

SIX MONTHS.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THEM?

I'M BORED.

CAN WE CLOSE THIS THING?

IT'S FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.

WHAT DID YOUSEE IN HER?

I WISH I KNEW.

WHY IS ITTHAT SOME PEOPLE YOU CLICK WITH,

AND OTHERS, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY,

YOU NEVER DO?

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

COULD YOU EVER BE LIKE ME?

LIKE HER.

THAT THING IS NOTHING LIKE YOU...

ALTHOUGH, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE SHERRY--

ALL ANGRY, FUCKED-UP, AND SHIT.

WHY?

WHY WASN'T SHE LIKE ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT SURE.

I MEAN, EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT.

MAYBE IT'S THE WAY YOU TURN.

I MEAN, I TOOK YOU IN, LOOKED AFTER YOU.

SHERRY...

I FUCKING SHOVED HER IN A BOX.

YOU'D BE PRETTY PISSED OFF, TOO.

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE WE COULD BE TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW, LIKE FOREVER?

FOREVER'S A LONG TIME.

WHAT'D I DO?

YOU'D BETTER STAY BACK.

WHY?

AGAIN?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!

IT'S LIKE I WANT TO FUCK YOU AND EAT YOU AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU JUST HAD SOMEYESTERDAY.

I NEED MORE.

WHOO!

WANT SOME? WANT SOME?

: NO.

HEY.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,AMBULANCE MAN.

OKAY, TWEAKER, I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

ABOUT YOUR FRIEND WHO'S IN TROUBLE.

BULLSHIT.

YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

HE'S MESSED UP REAL BAD AND HE KEEPS ASKING ABOUT YOU.

ME?

YEAH.

WHERE IS HE?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

HE'S IN THERE,HE WON'T COME OUT.

GO GET HIM.

FUCK ME.

I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK.

DON'T BE.

IT'S YOUR FRIENDIN THERE.

GO GET HIM.

PUSH?

YOU IN THERE,BUDDY? IT'S ME.

WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUALL FIXED UP.

PUSH?

PUSH, IT'S ME.

IS THAT YOU?

FEELING BETTER?

LIKE A NEW WOMAN.

I'M GOING TO GO SHOWER.

OH, GOOD.

YEAH, PLEASE, DO THAT...

: AND I'LL CLEAN UP THIS MESS-- AGAIN!

♪ WHEE! HA-HA!

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪ UH-HUH

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪ HEE-HEE!

♪ EVERYBODY DO YOUR BEST TO TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ YEAH!

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ UH-HUH

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪ UH-HUH

♪ EVERYBODY DO YOUR BEST TO TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ WHEE! ♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ UH-HUH ♪ TIDY UP THAT MESS

♪ EVERYBODY TIDY UP TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ UH-HUH ♪ TIDY UP YOUR MESS

♪ EVERYBODY DO YOUR BEST TO TIDY UP YOUR MESS ♪

♪ YEE-HAW! ♪

: BE SURE TO SEND

YOUR CONTEST APPLICATION

TO THE ADDRESS ON FIRST STREET.

AND NOW WE RETURN

TO LATE, GREAT CRAPPY MOVIES ON CHANNEL...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

I DIDN'TUNTIL I MET YOU.

REALLY?

YEAH, I MEAN,I HAVE SEEN GIRLS

THAT I'VE BEENATTRACTED TO AND STUFF,

BUT NONE OF THEM MADE MEFEEL THE WAY YOU DO.

JACK...

THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

I'M A SWEET GUY.

YEAH, YOU ARE...

AND CONCEITED, TOO.

BLOCKED!

BLOCKED!

BLOCKED!

BLOCKED!

YEAH. YOU KNOW.

I'M GOING TO GET YOU.

YEAH, YOU ARE.

THIS ISMY FAVORITE PART.

WOW. WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

LET'S GO OUT.

OUT WHERE?

ANYWHERE. I DON'T CARE.

I'M SICK OF BEING COOPED UP IN HERE.

TAKE ME SOMEWHERE.

NAH. NO WAY.

WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE. IT'S TOO RISKY.

COME ON. JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

WE COULD GO TO A BAR.

IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

ARE YOU EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN WITH ME?

OF COURSE NOT.

WHAT IS IT, THEN?

I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS STINKING APARTMENT

FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

CAN'T YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

LOVE YOU?

I JUST HID THREE FUCKING BODIESFOR YOU!

HOW COULD YOU ASK ME THAT SHIT?

WELL, THEN WHY IS IT TOO RISKY?

FORGET IT!

NO, TELL ME.

WELL, WHAT IFYOU'RE OUT,

AND YOU WANT TO FEEDIN PUBLIC AND SHIT?

I CAN'T STOP YOU.

YOU CAN'TSTOP YOURSELF.

WHAT IF SOMEONE RECOGNIZES YOU

AND THEY TRY TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME?

JACK, NO ONE'S GOING TO TAKE ME FROM YOU.

I'M YOURS.

NOW, ARE YOU COMING, OR NOT?

DEFINITELY NOT.

AND NEITHER ARE YOU.

IF YOU WANTSOME FRESH AIR,

WE'LL GO UP ON THE ROOF,HANG OUT UNDER THE STARS,

KICK IT OLD-SCHOOL...

AW, SHIT.

: JESUS CHRIST.

HEY!

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

HEY!

I'M NOT DEAD....

I'M NOT DEAD!

DANIKA, GET ME

THE FUCKOUT OF HERE!

SHH.

DON'T STRUGGLE, JACK.

IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE.

JESUS CHRIST.

DON'T DO THIS, DANIKA!

SO LONG, HONEY. IT'S BEEN REAL.

HELLO?

: JACK, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

AW, SHIT!

GET YOUR ASS TO WORK, IDIOT.

I CAN'T, MAN.

I'M SICK... AND, FUCK, DANIKA'S MISSING.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

OUT.

WHO'S THIS?

THIS IS MAYA.

MAYA, THIS IS JACK.

HI, JACK.

:JACK GETS TO PLAY, TOO.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE,

CAN DOWHATEVER HE WANTS.ME.

YEAH, JACK, COME.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP

A COUPLE OF LADIES WAITING, WOULD YOU?

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

GO ON IN.WE'LL BE A MINUTE.

YOU PICK UP SOME GIRL

AND BRING HER TO MY FUCKING HOUSE?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

SHH! SHE'S FOR US.

DON'T TELL ME TO FUCKING "SHH."

WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING EAT HER?

JACK, I WANT YOU,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU IF I LOSE CONTROL.

THAT'S WHAT SHE'S FOR.

WAIT, SO YOU'RE GOING TO BITE HER INSTEAD OF ME,

LIKE SOME FUCKING CHEW TOY?

I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY.

NO, OKAY?

JUNKIES, DEALERS... THAT'S ONE THING.

BUT JUST SOME GIRL?

YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER!

NOT IF YOU STOP ME IN TIME.

NOT IF I STOP YOU IN TIME?

COME.

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING, JACK?

♪ EVERYONE

♪ MAKING IT OUT TO BE SOMETHING THAT IT'S NOT ♪

♪ EVERY DAY

♪ GIVE IT ALL UP TO BE SOMETHING THAT WE'RE NOT ♪

♪ HOLDING MY HAND

♪ LEADING ME BACK TO THE PLACES I FORGOT ♪

♪ AND EVERY DAY

♪ SHOWING ME THAT WHAT I WANT I HAVEN'T GOT ♪

♪ WHO'S GOING TO SAVE YOU?

♪ WHO'S GOING TO SAVE YOU EVERY TIME YOU FALL? ♪

♪ WHO'S GOING TO PICK UP?

♪ WHO'S GOING TO PICK UP EVERY TIME YOU CALL? ♪

♪ EVERY TIME YOU FALL

♪ OOH

♪ EVERYONE

♪ MAKING IT OUT TO BE SOMETHING THAT IT'S NOT ♪

♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME ♪

♪ I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FROM YOU... ♪

HOLY FUCK! WHAT DID YOU DO?

SHE'S FUCKING DEAD, DANIKA!

HOLY SHIT!

WHAT THE FUCK?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

FUCK!

I WAS STARVING. THE HUNGER TOOK ME OVER.

: FUCKING STARVING?

WHEN PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STARVING,

THEY GO TO THE FUCKING FRIDGE

AND GET CHIPS

AND FUCKING APPLES AND SHIT!

THEY DON'T EAT THE FUCKING PERSON

LAYING NEXT TO THEM.

WHAT THE FUCK?

SHE WAS AN INNOCENT GIRL!

SHE WASN'T LIKE THE OTHERS.

NO. THE OTHERS WERE MEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN!

WHAT THE FUCK?

LOOK AT ME!

I'M FUCKING COVERED

IN FUCKING BLOOD!

I'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN HER FUCKING DEATH!

I'M SORRY!

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

"I'M SORRY." YOU'RE SORRY? YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY?

FUCK!

I'M GOING TO PUT A FUCKING END TO THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

HOW?

TELL ME HOW?

HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE IT STOP?

YOU THINK I WANT TO BE DOING THIS?

YOU THINK I WANTED TO END UP LIKE THIS?

I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT!

WELL, I DO. WELL, I DO...

AND I'M PUTTING AN END TO IT, MAN.

NO MORE FUCKING FEEDING, NO MORE FUCKING BODIES!

I'LL DIE WITHOUT IT!

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WANT!

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE

FOR ANY MORE FUCKING BODIES!

I KNOW THAT FUCKING MUCH.

ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR FUCKING ASSOFF THE BED

AND HELP ME CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!

JESUS CHRIST, THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR.

FUCK!

: JACK!

WHERE'S MY RENTMONEY? OPEN UP!

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

SHH...

JACK!

FUCK! WE GOT TO HIDE HER.

WHERE'S MY RENT?

WHAT THE FUCK?

I TOLD YOU I'D BRING IT TO YOU WHEN YOU CALL A PLUMBER.

I AM THE PLUMBER.

I FIX RIGHT NOW!

NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

WHO'S SHE?

SHE A HOOKER?

THAT'S NONE OFYOUR BUSINESS, OKAY?

SHE'S IN MY BUILDING,SHE'S MY BUSINESS.

AYE-YA!

WHAT'S THAT MESSON THE FLOOR?

IT'S NOTHING.

I'M CLEANING IT UP RIGHT NOW.

JUST SOME ACCIDENT.

IS THAT BLOOD?

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, HONEST.

I'M GOING TOCALL THE POLICE.

GET OFF HER!

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDEDTO SHOW UP TODAY.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT, MAN.

NOT IN THE MOOD?

I'VE BEEN COVERINGYOUR ASS FOR THREE DAYS.

YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

SORRY?

IS THERE SOMETHINGYOU WANT TO TELL ME?

LIKE, WHERE THE FUCK YOU'VE BEEN?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

YOU LOOKLIKE ASS, JACK.

NOT YOURSELF.

I'M FINE, ALL RIGHT?

I JUST HAVEN'T GOT MUCH SLEEP.

YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING.

WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM?

SMALL DISCREPANCY IN THE INVENTORY THIS WEEK.

A BAG OF BLOOD WENT MISSING.

NOW, DAYSHIFT SAID IT'S OUR FUCK-UP,

BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT.

IT DISAPPEARED ON THEIR SHIFT.

SO IT'S THEIR PROBLEM.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

BUT BILL SAID YOU CAME IN THE OTHER DAY

WITH SOME BULLSHIT STORY

ABOUT FORGETTING YOUR WALLET IN THE FRIDGE.

WHAT THE FUCKWOULD I WANT

WITH A BAG OF BLOOD?

THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, JACK.

YOU DON'T SHOW UP FOR WORK,

AND YOU'VE BEEN SQUIRRELLY

EVER SINCE YOU MET THIS BITCH.

NOW, LOOK, JACK,

IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME,

I'LL UNDERSTAND.

I'VE BEEN THERE. HUH?

BUT YOU GOT TO BE STRAIGHT WITH ME.

: RED 17, WE HAVE A REPORT OF AN UNCONSCIOUS MALE

BLEEDING OUT AT EAST END CONVENIENCE,

THIRD AND AVENUE "C". COPY?

FUCK, THAT'S NEAR MY HOUSE!

COPY THAT, DISPATCH! WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

FUCK! HE'S NOT RESPONDING.

DAMN BULLET MUST HAVEPASSED RIGHT THROUGH HIM--

PROBABLY NICKEDAN ARTERY. GEL IT.

COME ON, BUDDY. STAY WITH US.

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

YEAH, HE KICKED ME OUT OF THE STORE LAST WEEK

FOR GETTING BLOOD ON THE FLOOR.

OH, A REAL SWEETHEART. CHARGED.

CLEAR!

NOT SO WORRIED ABOUT THE BLOOD NOW, ARE YOU?

STILL NO HEARTBEAT.

GIVE ME A HALF EPI.

COME ON,COME ON, COME ON.

MY TYPE AIN'T GOING TO LET YOU DIE TONIGHT.

WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

NOTHING.

WE GOT A HEARTBEAT!

LET'S GET HIM IN THE VAN.

NICE SAVE, ROG! SEE YOU TOMORROW.

HOLD UP, KID.

THE RIG NEEDS SERVICING.

I NEED YOU TO RUN IT OVER TO THE DEPOT

AND BRING BACK A REPLACEMENT.

IT'S ALL THE WAYACROSS FUCKING TOWN, MAN.

I HAVE TO GET HOME.

THE MISSUS IS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT, JACKO.

AND WE AREN'T DONE OUR LITTLE CONVERSATION.

JACK'S NOT HERE.

I KNOW. HE'S RUNNING AN ERRAND.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD COMEBACK WHEN JACK'S HERE.

NAH, I'M GOOD.

YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE KNOWN JACK?

TWO YEARS.

I TRAINED HIM.

HE TOLD ME.

HE THINKSREALLY HIGHLY OF YOU.

YEAH, HE'S A GOOD KID.

JUST A LITTLE STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN.

SO WHATARE YOU SAYING?

YOU THINK I'M NOTGOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM?

HARD TO SAY. I DON'T KNOW YOU.

BUT, THEN AGAIN, NEITHER DOES JACK, DOES HE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT'S YOUR STORY, HUH?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM?

I'M NOT HIDINGFROM ANYTHING.

REALLY?

YOU'RE CAMPED OUT HERE IN MY BUDDY'S PLACE.

YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO, NO I.D., NO FAMILY.

OH, HO, HO, YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHIN', SWEETCAKES.

I THINK YOU SHOULDLEAVE NOW.

I'LL TELL JACK YOU STOPPED BY.

CUT THE CRAP, BITCH!

GIRLS LIKE YOU DON'T JUST SHACK UP

WITH GUYS LIKE JACK.

FUCK! GIRLS LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST

OUTSIDE OF JERK-OFF MAGAZINES.

NO, YOU'RE HIDIN' FROM SOMETHIN',

AND WHATEVER LIES YOU'VE GOT COMING DOWN,

I'M BETTING THEY'RE COMING DOWN HARD ON JACK, TOO.

I'M NOT MIXED UPIN ANYTHING,

AND I'M NOT A LIAR.

NO, YOU'RE JUST A JUNKIE.

YOU GOT JACK USIN', TOO?

I'M NOT AN ADDICT.

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

THIS!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HIM INTO, HUH?

AND WHAT THE FUCK

ARE YOU DOING WITH A BAG OF BLOOD?

CHRIST...

IS THAT HOW YOU KICKED THE JUNK?

HUH?

HE GAVE YOU A FUCKIN' BLOOD TRANSFUSION?

YOU NEED TO GO NOW.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK WE'LL JUST SIT TIGHT

AND WAIT FOR OLD JACKIE BOY TO GET HOME.

YOU WOULDN'TWANT TO CAUSE

ANY TROUBLEFOR JACK, WOULD YOU?

HE THINKSTHE WORLD OF YOU.

LET'S JUST FORGETYOU EVER CAME BY. OKAY?

HEY, JACK.

WHAT THE FUCK

ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ME AND DANIKA

ARE JUST HAVINGA LITTLE HEART-TO-HEART.

ABOUT YOU, OF COURSE.

YOU SEND ME ON A FUCKING ERRAND

SO YOU CAN COME HEREAND TALK TO HER BEHIND MY BACK?

YOU GOT PROBLEMS, KID. BIG PROBLEMS.

UH, LISTEN, ROG,

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, I BET YOU DON'T.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LIE TO MEABOUT NEXT? HUH, JACK?

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU.

TRY ME.

JACK...

LISTEN, ROG, YOU GOT TO GO, MAN.

WHY DON'T YOUJUST GO HOME?

I GOT SHITTO DEAL WITH, MAN.

YOU'RE DOING ITAGAIN, JACK.

DOING WHAT?

THROWING IT ALL AWAY ON A PIECE OF ASS.

REMEMBER YOUR LAST TWO RELATIONSHIPS?

YOU DITCHED YOUR FRIENDS, YOU DITCHED YOUR FAMILY.

WHO'S LEFT, HUH?

YOU GOING TO DITCH ME, JACK?

NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO DITCH YOU.

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

I JUST NEED YOU TO GO HOME.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, ROG!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU JUNKIE BITCH.

NOT SO FAST, ROGER!

LET HIM GO, DANIKA!

GO HOME. COME ON, ROG.

: WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

SHE'S ALL FUCKED UP.

GO HOME, GET DRUNK.

READ A MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING.

: WHAT?

I JUST GOT TO USE YOUR CRAPPER. I--

ASSHOLE!

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND!

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S MY ONLY FUCKING FRIEND,

AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE,READY TO FUCKING POUNCE ON HIM?

HE SUSPECTS SOMETHING. HE COULD RUIN ALL OF THIS.

HE AIN'T GOING TO RUIN SHIT.

IF YOU EVER FUCKING LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN,

I'LL FUCKING--

YOU'LL WHAT?

I'LL PUT AN END TO WHATEVER THE HELL "US" IS.

LET'S GO OUT.

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO ANYTHING I SAID?

I NEED MORE.

LET'S GO FIND ME SOMETHING.

HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NEED MORE?

IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

:COME WITH ME.

JACK, I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

JUST COME!

WE'LL-- WE'LL GO OUT.

CLEAN YOURSELF UP.

JACK?

JACK! JACK!

PLEASE LET ME OUT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LET ME OUT!

NO.

JACK, PLEASE!

PLEASE LET ME OUT.

YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GO HUNGRY.

I'M SORRY!

JACK!

JACK, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.

I HAVE TO JUST THINK SOME THINGS OUT.

: JACK!

JACK!

LET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!

SHIT.

MUST BE NICE.

: YEAH,ONE FUCKIN' SECOND!

I'M ONTHE GODDAMN CAN!

WELL, LOOK WHO'S COME TO APOLOGIZE.

AND YOU DO OWE ME ONE,BY THE WAY.

I ALMOST SHIT MYSELFON THE WAY BACK FROM YOUR PLACE.

I WAS TURTLING THE WHOLE WAY.

WE NEED TO TALK.

CAN I COME IN?

COME ON.

THANKS.

WHEW. SORRY 'BOUT THE SMELL.

THE FAN'S BUSTED.

WHY DON'T WE TALK OUTSIDE?

SO, WHAT THE FUCKWAS THAT ABOUT,

BACK AT YOUR PLACE?

IT'S COMPLICATED, ROG.

I MEAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,

ANYTHING I SAID I DIDN'T MEAN, ALL RIGHT?

I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE

BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED.

SOMETHING BAD?

WHAT THE HELL'S THIS BROADGOT YOU TIED UP IN?

ALL I KNOW IS,

I NEED HER OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE

FASTER THAN SHE CAME IN.

SHIT.

NOW, THAT'S THE FIRSTPIECE OF SENSE

I'VE HEARD YOU TALKIN WEEKS.

SO, DID YOU KICK HEROUT OF YOUR PLACE?

I'M SCARED TO.

WHY? WHAT IS SHE?

SOME KIND OF...PSYCHO,

OR A NINJAOR SOMETHING? HUH?

TELL HER TO GETTHE FUCK OUT!

"HIT THE ROAD!"

CHRIST, IF YOU DON'T...

SHE'S GOING TO BE SUCKINGTHE LIFE OUT OF YOU FOREVER.

FOREVER'S A LONG TIME.

FUCKING A.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY TO HER?

I DON'T KNOW.

TELL HERSOME WOMAN SHIT.

YOU KNOW, LIKE,

WHAT DID WHAT'S-HER-NAMESAY TO YOU

WHEN SHE BROKE UPWITH YOU?

SHERRY?

YEAH.

SHE SAID IT WAS TOO SOON AFTER HER LAST RELATIONSHIP,

AND, YOU KNOW, IN THEIR LANGUAGE,

IT MEANT, "I'M GETTING MY HOT-POCKET STUFFED

BY MY YOGA INSTRUCTOR."

WELL, THERE YOU GO.THERE YOU GO.

TELL HERTHE SAME THING,

WHICH, IN OUR LANGUAGE,MEANS, "GET THE FUCK OUT."

SHE MET SHERRY.

SHE'LL NEVER BELIEVE THAT.

WELL, THEN YOU GOT TOBE MORE BLUNT.

BREAK HER HEART NOW,BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. HUH?

YOU WANT TO KNOW

THE QUICKEST WAYTO A WOMAN'S HEART,

IN MY OPINION?

YEAH.YEAH?

RIGHT THROUGH HER FUCKIN' CHEST!

YOU WANT A BEER?

HUH? YEAH? COME ON.

THAT'S IT, ROG!

YEAH? WHAT'S IT?

I'LL EXPLAIN LATER! I'LL CALL YOU.

WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY?

"RIGHT THROUGH HER FUCKIN' CHEST!"

AH...

: OH, FUCK!

: HELLO?

JACK, IS THAT YOU?

YEAH, IT'S ME.

JACK?

JACK?

PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, TOO.

I'LL LET YOU OUT, I PROMISE,

BUT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

I DON'T SEEM TO HAVEMUCH CHOICE NOW, DO I?

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE.

ALL RIGHT? I'M DYING.

I TOTALLY LOST MYSELF IN THIS RELATIONSHIP,

AND I JUST NEED TO GET ME BACK.

ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.

I JUST CAN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION.

WHAT SITUATION, JACK?

THINGS ARE AMAZING BETWEEN US.

I JUST NEED TO EAT.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO GO HUNGRY, WOULD YOU?

TO STARVE?

ALL RIGHT, IF "EATING" MEANT

BRINGING YOU TO THE NICEST RESTAURANTS IN TOWN,

THEN I WOULD SPENDEVERY LAST PENNY ON YOU, DANIKA.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE.

I CAN'T HELP IT, JACK.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS.

BUT YOU...

YOU GAVE ME HOPE

IN A SITUATION THAT I THOUGHT WAS HOPELESS.

YOU CAN'T JUST FORGET

EVERYTHINGWE HAD TOGETHER.

I'D NEVER FORGET YOU, DANIKA. OKAY?

BUT I JUST CAN'T BE WITH YOU.

I CAN'T BE IN A COMMITMENT.

IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST TOO SOON.

DON'T QUIT ON ME, JACK.

JACK, PLEASE.

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

ANYTHING, I SWEAR!

JUST PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.

I NEED YOU.

I CAN'T BE A PART OF IT.

WHEN I SAW THAT CRAZED LOOK IN YOUR EYE TODAY,

I JUST KNEW WE WERE OVER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

I NEED YOU, JACK.

WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER

I CAN'T GO ON

WITHOUT YOU, JACK.

I KNOW, DANI. I KNOW.

SO, WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME NOW?

YOU DON'T HAVE IT

IN YOU, JACK.

NOBODY LOCKS BABY IN THE BATHROOM!

YOU WERE WRONG, JACK.

IT'S NOT YOU.IT'S ME!

OH, SHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, JACK?

SHE'S A FUCKINGVAMPIRE, ROG!

SHE FUCKINGKILLED SHERRY

AND KILLED A BUNCHOF OTHER PEOPLE.

SHE NEEDS TO BEFUCKING STOPPED!

OH, JACK.

YOU'RE WORSE OFF THAN I THOUGHT.

A VAMPIRE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON, KID?

DUDE, I'M FUCKINGSERIOUS!

SHE EATS PEOPLE, MAN.

SHE'S FUCKINGSTRUNG OUT!

WHY DO YOU THINKI STOLE THE BLOOD?

WHY DO YOU THINKI GOT YOU OUT OF HERE?

SHE WAS GOING TOFUCKING EAT YOU.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME.

YEAH! HEY!

JUST PUT THE WEAPON DOWN, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT? JUST PUT IT DOWN.

IS SHE OKAY IN THERE?

HUH? YOU DIDN'T HURT HER, DID YOU?

DON'T GO IN THERE, ROG.

SHE'LL FUCKING EAT YOU!

YOU'VE FUCKING LOST IT, KID.

OH! THE BITCH HAS FUCKING FANGS!

I FUCKING TRIED TOTELL YOU THAT SHIT,

BUT YOU WOULDN'TLISTEN TO ME.

NO, NO, NO, JACK. YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.

THAT FUCKIN' BITCH HAS FANGS,

AND SHE'S ANGRIER THAN MY FIRST FUCKIN' WIFE!

WE'VE GOT TOFUCKING KILL HER.

I'LL HOLD HER DOWN,

AND YOU STAB HERTHROUGH THE FUCKING HEART.

BUT DON'T MISS.

IF YOU MISS,WE'RE BOTH FUCKING DEAD.

YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO RESTRAIN HER, YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE THE LAST TIME

WE WERE IN THIS FUCKING SITUATION,

YOU TRIED TO TALK THE ASSHOLE DOWN.

THAT WAS A FUCKINGCOCKROACH IN THE EAR.

FUCKING THIS TIME--THIS IS THE COCKROACH.

OKAY. YOU READY?

YOU READY? COUNT OF THREE.

YOU RUINEDEVERYTHING, JACK.

WE COULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER!

OH! OH,IT'S MY FAULT?

YOU'RE THE ONEWHO EATS PEOPLE,

AND I'M THE ASSHOLE?

FUCKIN' WOMEN.SERIOUSLY.

OH, SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT, JACK.

YOU READY?

ONE, TWO--A,NUTE!

ON THREE,OR AFTER THREE?WHAT?

YOU TWO ARE PATHETIC.

ON THE COUNT OF FUCKIN' THREE, JACK.

ONE, TWO--

I SAID ON FUCKING THREE, YOU IDIOT!

YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY, JACK.

GOD DAMNSON OF A BITCH!

:IS SHE DEAD, JACK?

DID I KILL HER?

ROG, HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU HIT HER?

ONCE.

SHE AIN'T DEAD YET.

:IS SHE DEAD NOW, JACK?

JUST ONE MORE TIME, FOR ME.

IT'S OKAY, JACKO.

WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU SOME HELP.

ROG, I DON'T KNOW HOWIT'S GOING TO TURN OUT,

BUT YOU CAN'T LET MEBECOME LIKE HER.

I WON'T, JACK.

I WON'T.

I'M SERIOUS, MAN.

I DON'T WANTTO BE A MONSTER.

I DON'T WANTTO EAT PEOPLE.

I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, JACKO,

JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

I PROMISE.

EVEN IF IT MEANS--

YEAH.

EVEN THAT, BUDDY.

EVEN THAT.

IT'S OKAY.

HANG IN THERE, BUD. HANG IN THERE.

THIS IS SNAKE FROM ZIT REMEDY.

HOLY SHIT,YOU'RE RIGHT!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOUR BAND BREAKS UP, I THINK.

SILENCE--OLY SHIT.

SILENCE.

: FUCK-A YOU!

FUCK-A YOU!

NO, FUCK YOU.

SUCK THIS!

FUCK-A YOU, AND EAT MY ASS!

NO, FUCK-A YOU AND EAT YOUR ASS!

OH, YOU... FUCK, VERY CLEVER.

I WILL FUCKING TEA-BAG YOU.

I WOULD LIKE IF YOU TEA MY BROWN BAG!

FUCK YOU. NO, FUCK YOU.

FUCK OFF.

FUCK OFF.

FUCK OFF, BITCH.

♪ THE VERY FIRST TIME

♪ THAT I SAWYOUR BROWN EYES... ♪

♪ OR MAYBETHE VERY FIRST TIME ♪

♪ YOU TOUCHEDTHE BROWN EYE... ♪

♪ HIT HER WITH A DICKSMACK HER WITH A DICK ♪

♪ SMACK HER WITH A DICKSMACK HER WITH A DICK ♪

I KNOW I GOT A FUCKING10-AND-A-HALF-INCH DICK, RIGHT?

THAT'S, LIKE, PUKE, SHIT, PISS--

TRIPLE-THREAT, MAN, YOU KNOW.

I'D RATHER SUCKA DUDE'S DICK

THAN DEALWITH THAT SHIT.

NOT REALLY, BUT...

HEY! WAKE UP!

FUCK IT! I WANTTO TEA-BAG HIM!

CLOSE YOUR EYES!

GET HIS BAG.

I'LL GET HIS... I'LL GET HIS...

I'LL GET HIS BEARD.

I'LL GET HIS BALLS.

PUSSY MOUTH?

GIVE ME AN "H"...

HEY! HOLY FUCK, HEY...

OH, FUCK. FUCK.

VAGINA ASS!

I'LL GET THIS CHUMP FUCKING OUT OF HERE,

AND I'LL ENJOY IT.

HE'S GOING TO BE RIDING THAT BIG MAC FUCKING TUMMY.

LET'S GET THAT LATER.

WHAT NOW, BITCH?

SHE'S ON MY FUCKING FOOT!

SHE'S FUCKING TOUCHING MY BALLS!

I COULD GET RAPED.

RAPED? YEAH.

ASS-RAPED.IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

WELL, THAT'S TEA-BAGGING.

YOU CAN'T KEEPKILLING PEOPLE.

OH, PLEASE?

I'M GOING TO LUNGEA FUCKING PUNCH

RIGHT IN YOURCOCKSUCKER.

I SHOULD PUNCH YOU

RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING COCKSUCKER...

BRING IT.

RIGHT IN THE COCKSUCKER.

I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.

I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.

CLEAN THAT PUSSY UP SO I CAN TAP IT.

I'M WASHING MY DICK NICE, BITCH!

YOU SOUND LIKE MY LASTSIX FUCKIN' GIRLFRIENDS.

"I NEED MORE,I NEED MORE."

I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

I ONLY GOT FOUR INCHES.

WHAT ARE YOUGOING TO DO?

TAKE ME SHOPPING?

SHE SAYS,"TAKE ME SHOPPING."

DINNERTIME.

COME AND GET IT.

THERE YOU GO, HUH?

AH...

ATTABOY.ATTABOY.

I GOT TO TAKE A CRAP.