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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[SQUISHING]
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[HEIDI GRUNTS]
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Don't worry, everyone. It was just
the red wine from the barrel breaking.
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It's pretty good.
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I don't think I've had the pleasure.
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Oh, you'd remember if you did.
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It's probably not the best time to flirt.
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-Read the room.
-Right, yeah.
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Hi. Brent Davenport.
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I feel terrible that I'm late
especially since Julia's dead now.
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I mean, she was so...
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-alive before.
HEIDI: Mm.
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[FAKE-SOBBING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, grief.
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CHIEF:
Chief of police coming through.
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Look at this goddamn Fruit Roll-Up.
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Mapleworth, everywhere you go,
someone gets killed.
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I would never invite you to a party.
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-Especially a surprise party.
GILBERT: I would.
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Having one of my guests get murdered
is worth having Miss Mapleworth
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grace me with her dancing charismas.
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Pilts, Come on, man.
You're getting all worked up for nothing.
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I need you to go to my car
and get my crime-scene gloves.
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Not my fishing gloves,
not my miming gloves,
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not my falcon gloves.
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I only need a set of those
one at a time anyway, it's not two.
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You never seen a person
with two falcon gloves.
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-Yeah, I--
-Sitting in the park with two hands up?
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-Yeah. Maybe I misremembered.
-No one leaves.
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I'm gonna question
every single person here.
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So none of the married people?
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-What?
-You said you wanted
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to question every single person here,
so everyone in a relationship is free.
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Are you fucking with me?
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-I don't think I am F-ing with you.
-Go get the goddamn gloves!
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GILBERT: Oh!
ABIGAIL: Oh!
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[GILBERT GROANING]
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Mapleworth, none of that
amateur-detective nonsense.
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Guess what? You are a suspect too.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ha. Me as a suspect. That's rich.
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-Yeah, that's crazy.
-No, that's Rich.
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Richard Belt. He's acting very suspicious.
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I'll be right back.
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[GUESTS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]
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Wish I was that glass of wine,
to get so much attention from you.
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Brent Davenport. And you are?
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Not interested at all.
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Ouchie.
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Let me peep that phone for a sec.
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Don't worry, my hands are medium clean.
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Just texted myself so I got your number.
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Watch it, dipshit.
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I know I am, but what are you?
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Asshole.
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ABIGAIL:
Stop it!
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[RICHARD GROANS]
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I'm so sorry, I thought
you were hurting someone back there.
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-It's fine.
-But I do have one query, Mr. Belt.
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What were you arguing with Julia
about right before she was laminated?
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She started using twist-offs
instead of buying cork from me.
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But I would never...
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ever zamboni her with a barrel.
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Then why were you sneaking out so quickly?
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Because I'm upset.
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So I came out here
to do my breathing exercises
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and fight this stupid tree
to clear my thoughts.
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Well, I believe you.
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This tree seems like a real knob job.
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-Do you care to join me?
-I would love to.
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-Oh. I'm stuck. Oh!
CHIEF: Pilts!
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Tell me again why we're in the bathroom?
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It's just a place where people don't lie
and it's pretty private.
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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Here's Heidi.
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Oh, hello again.
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Do your arms hurt
from running through my dreams?
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Why would my arms hurt?
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Proper arm swing is the key
to an efficient stride.
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Dude, are you try to pick me up
in a bathroom?
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-Yeah.
-No. Wash your hands.
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Oh, no, I'm a "wash before" type of guy.
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Uh-- Ugh.
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Remind me to clean that doorknob
on the way out.
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Okay, we have a few questions for you.
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Um...
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It's-- It's Heidi.
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-Ah.
-Yeah. We've met before.
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I helped you solve a murder.
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Right, right, right!
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Uh...
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It's Heidi, sir.
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[GRUNTS]
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-Great backup.
-How did you forget that quickly?
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No, I'm just distracted
by the overwhelming smell
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-of urinal cakes in here.
-Ah.
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And do they call them "cakes" anyway?
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Taste terrible. Ha-ha. Okay, um...
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-young lady.
-What?
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Where were you when the murder occurred?
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I was in the reception room with everyone.
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And can anyone corroborate that?
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Everyone who was in the room.
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Huh.
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Can I go now? Because someone
doesn't know how to flush.
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-You know, I feel you, Kim.
-That's not my name.
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Just because you're Mapleworth's niece
does not mean that you are incapable of...
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Murder?
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-Pilts, get me another room!
GILBERT: Yes, sir.
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Give me one second here.
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[URINATING]
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[ZIPPING UP]
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[GILBERT SIGHS]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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You should get your schnoz
out of that phone.
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You know, that boy in the water closet
was trying to flirt with you.
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-Yuck.
-My dear,
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it's time for you
to stop getting likes on that thing
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and start getting likes from people.
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Aunt Abigail, that was very corny.
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Well, then put a stick in my prune-shoot
and call me street corn.
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Your phone can't take you out
to a nice dinner
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or a movie, or...
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share a sweet kiss
at the end of the night.
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Actually, this phone can order me
dinner and a movie,
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and if I turn the camera around,
I could just kiss myself.
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Boy, your generation has answer
for everything, don't they?
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Yes, we do.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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-Brent just texted me. "You up?"
-Oh.
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-It's 2 in the afternoon.
-Text him back.
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Here, I'll text him back.
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Well, you're texting
on the back of the phone.
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-Oh, I sure am.
-I don't wanna text him
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because he's creepy AF.
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"Apple fritter."
The worst of the apple desserts.
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You guys talking about Brent Davenport?
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Paige! I thought I felt
sudden disappointment.
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A little birdie just told me
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that Brent Davenport owns a rival winery
called Ample Grapes,
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and he's here
to sniff out the competition.
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It is weird that he turned up
right when Julia was killed.
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It's not much of a motive,
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but at this point,
we can't rule out anyone.
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Oh, so there is a slight difference
in the organic merlot and organic rosé.
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Now this is all pertaining
to the case, of course.
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And speaking of cases, I'd love to have
a case of all three put in my car.
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I mean, for evidence purposes.
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-Okeydokey, sir.
-You're free to go.
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All right.
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Should I just step over the body or...?
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I'll find a new interrogation room.
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Who do you think did it?
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Well, Mr. Belt still seems suspicious.
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-You ladies talking Richard Belt?
-Jesus, Paige!
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You are as nosy as a bassethound in a room
full of people with pork in their pockets.
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You know, Julia stopped buying his cork,
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and now he was so much inventory,
he got arrested...
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for cork hoarding.
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Why didn't you tell us that before?
Stop crop-dusting us with clues.
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Yeah, I can't tell if you're trying
to help us or confuse us.
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I guess that's a mystery
you'll have to solve, because I am...
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helping.
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-Or I'm not.
-Ugh.
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I might be helping.
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-I might not be helping. I--
-Get the hell out of here, you jackass!
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-What started this Paige rage?
-Ugh.
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Paige.
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About 20 years ago...
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Well, it couldn't have been 20 years ago,
because she came here in 2010.
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Let me see, my math is off.
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Twenty...? No.
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All I know is she did something.
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Oh, and how there was this time that she--
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You know what?
I can't remember actually right now,
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but on a slow day, it's just fun to have
someone you have a beef with, you know?
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-It just gives you energy.
-Hmm.
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Yeah.
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Mm, mm, mm. Mm.
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-It is miss or missus?
-Miss.
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Mrs. Delabouche.
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-Miss.
CHIEF: Question.
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What was your relationship
with Mrs. Squift before her death?
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-We were best friends.
-You look nervous.
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[STAMMERING]
Huh? No. What are you--? I'm--
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What am I nervous about?
Nothing. I'm not nervous.
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-What are you hiding?
-Fine!
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I confess. I-- I did it.
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[CROWD GASPING]
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Yes, I did it.
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There are crab penises in the crab cakes.
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And I didn't even use those crab penises.
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I ripped them off another batch
and I mixed them in.
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HEIDI:
"Meet me"
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"In the barrel room"? Ugh.
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He won't quit. I guess it's time
to do a face-to-face unfollow.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh!
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh.
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[GASPING]
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CHIEF:
Well, well, well.
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Looks like our murderer is...
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Is...
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-Heidi.
-Mm!
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My name's Heidi.
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I mean, you don't look like a Heidi,
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but you do look like a murderer.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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