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Did you hear something?
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It's just the ocean.
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You gonna bone all night?
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Come back to the show, you sex fiends.
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- All right, let's go.
- Whoo!
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Come on!
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Excuse us.
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Thank you.
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Whoa, you guys got here fast.
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Wait.
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Did you guys come together?
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- Uh, no.
- Uh...
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Totally unrelated,
can I talk to you for a second?
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- Just... Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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Um, so... Yeah, we did.
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Oh, my God, I... I didn't know
you two were a thing.
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I mean, I mean, I'd hoped, but...
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You two bow-chicka-wow-wow?
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No, no. We just kissed.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then guess what?
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You called, so here we are.
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Decker, do you always answer your phone?
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I just don't want my...
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sex life discussed
in the workplace, okay? So...
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Here we go.
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- Okay, Ella, so what do we have?
- Mm.
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Blue Ballz.
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You, too?
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No. Blue Ballz, with a "Z."
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Fancy DJ headphones.
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Also, our murder weapon.
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Electrocuted poor DJ Matt Pexxa.
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How does one get electrocuted
with headphones?
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Oh, well, you see, um,
this tiny little silver wire
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- coming out of the padding?
- Mm.
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So, the current travels through the wire
and into his skin.
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Now, you add sea air and his sweat,
perfect combo for maximum voltage.
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Oh! That'd be a sick DJ name.
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All DJs are sick, if you ask me.
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So, any leads?
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Well, we're not even sure
it's a murder yet.
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I mean, it could just be
a wardrobe malfunction.
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Wonderful. Can we go home, then?
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You know what? Uh, hold that thought.
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Okay, Pioneer.
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Best mixers on the market, and...
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Oh, here. The, uh...
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surge protector, it's disconnected.
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Surge protector, I see.
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And, um, let's see here.
Well, looks intentional. It's a clean cut.
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Someone sabotaged Pexxa's setup
before he went on stage,
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and so that, with the live wire
in the headphones,
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I mean, it's most likely murder.
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Well, surely someone
must have seen something
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before our charred DJ went to his demise.
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Let's just question the witnesses,
and case closed.
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Then we can all go back
to our previous engagements.
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Well, um, we do have about
500 potential witnesses
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that are all drunk,
and most likely very high.
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So...
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we're gonna be here a while.
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See you out there.
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Why is he still crying?
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The doctor said he's fine.
It's just a phase.
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You missed our coffee date.
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Oh, my gosh, Maze. Is it morning?
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I'm so sorry.
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We've been up all night.
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You're welcome to stay,
but it's kind of loud.
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Pain and suffering.
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Music to my ears.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay.
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You have my undivided attention.
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Is that a latte?
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Okay. So...
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Mm!
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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You must be going through a lot
with your mom.
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No.
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So she died in a shitty apartment
all by herself.
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Sucks for her.
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All I need to be is to not be her.
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So how do I do that?
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Use the blue pacifier!
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I am!
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- I'm sorry, Maze, what's the question?
- How do I not end up alone?
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That is not an easy question to answer.
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Try swaddling him!
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Oh, what a wonderful idea!
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You just have to find someone
to connect with.
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I just scare everybody away.
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Well, I'm still here, right?
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So you just know that
when you find someone
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that you're romantically interested in,
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you just try not to be so scary.
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You know, be more open,
emotionally available.
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"Emotionally available."
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, okay, I'm so sorry. I have to go.
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Huh.
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- Oh! Jesus.
- Wait, I got you, don't... Sorry.
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- Thanks. Old butterfingers, over here.
- Yeah.
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Ah, don't worry.
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I drop stuff all the time.
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Oh, is that a 200-millimeter macro lens?
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It sure is.
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I picked up this bad boy last week.
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That's some professional-level equipment.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, wait, you're...
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You're LAPD, aren't you?
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Yep, best job in the world.
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You wouldn't be able
to give me anything over there?
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- You mean, like inside scoop?
- Yeah.
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Look, it's just...
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This is my first real piece and I'm having
trouble finding any leads at all.
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Look, I'm not allowed to give you
any real details, okay, but...
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maybe if you use my name,
the media relations guy can help you out.
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Thank you. Thank you.
So, what... what is your name?
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- Uh, Ella...
- Uh-huh.
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Lopez.
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Got it. Hi, Ella.
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- I'm Pete.
- Okay.
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Um, you know, like...
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Maybe as, like, a real thank-you,
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I could take you out
for a drink or coffee or...
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Uh...
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I'm not really dating right now.
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- Cool. All right, yeah.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Nice meeting you.
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Thank you very much, Ella Lopez.
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Yeah.
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Someone's got the hots for our Miss Lopez.
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Mm. Not my type.
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No? Seems just like you,
perfectly adorable.
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Exactly.
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Not all of us can be
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in the perfect relationship.
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Yes, it is rather exciting, isn't it?
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No, that's DJ Karnal!
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I-I mean, I didn't know
he was headlining the show.
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It must've been a surprise appearance.
That's so cool.
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Yes, I must admit, he may be the one DJ
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who has even a modicum of talent.
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But then again,
his ludicrous name negates that.
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I mean, "Karnal"? Really?
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- Must everything be about sex?
- Chloe!
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- Oh, hey, Jed!
- What, it's been like...
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Hi!
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A minute!
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Uh...
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It's so good to see you...
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These are fun, aren't they?
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Oh, hi.
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- Uh, Jed, meet Lucifer.
- "Jed"?
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Yeah, it's my real name.
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What's yours?
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Uh, Lucifer is his real name.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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So what are you doing here?
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Well, this is a show.
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I'm a DJ.
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Right.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, this is a crime scene,
and I'm a detective.
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- So you did it.
- Yeah.
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I always knew you'd be a great cop.
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How do you two know each other?
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Oh, um, Jed and I dated.
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Right.
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Uh, casually. Yeah.
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Long, long time ago.
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Come on, Cherry Jane.
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It wasn't that casual.
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Um... Lucifer is my partner.
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Yes, partner.
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So are you still married to that guy Dave?
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"Dan."
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We're divorced.
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Well, I never thought
he was good enough for you.
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Only one man is.
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So are you in a relationship?
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Um...
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Relationship?
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Um...
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No.
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N... Not in a... a
relationship, uh, per se.
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Well, it was really good seeing you again.
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You, too.
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Detective, we need you over here.
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Okay. Excuse me.
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So...
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Oh, I gotta take this.
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Bollocks.
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{\an8}You know, our first kiss was by the water.
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{\an8}You remember that?
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Yes.
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{\an8}You know, about what I said earlier,
Lucifer...
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Listen, I have dated guys at work before,
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{\an8}but, you know, people talk,
and I don't want that.
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And...
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this...
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{\an8}"us," you know, we...
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{\an8}We don't even know what this is yet.
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{\an8}Do we?
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{\an8}I suppose not.
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{\an8}Sorry, that was my manager.
Had to tell him I wasn't dead.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I was supposed to go on after Pexxa.
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It's scary seeing another DJ die.
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Makes you realize...
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life's short.
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Some not short enough.
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{\an8}Uh, do you know of anyone
who would want to kill Pexxa?
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A... A crew member, maybe?
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You think this was intentional?
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Yes, we think that Pexxa was killed
with his headphones.
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{\an8}Pexxa's headphones?
He borrowed those from me...
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this morning, right before the show.
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He did?
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{\an8}Okay, were the headphones out of
your possession before the show?
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No, I handed them straight to him.
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What about your mixing board?
Um, Pexxa's surge protector was cut off.
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No, we all use the same setup.
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Are you saying
someone's trying to kill me?
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{\an8}Might I point out that
if no one else had the headphones,
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{\an8}how do we know you didn't kill
our poor disc jockey?
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{\an8}Right, um...
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{\an8}I mean, you do have an alibi
for before the show, yeah?
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Sure, I was with my producer
the whole time.
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Just... Just ask him.
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Oh, we will.
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{\an8}Well, if you were the intended target,
you know, you're not safe here,
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{\an8}so best if you come with us.
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Come on.
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Ladies first.
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God, I hate that guy.
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{\an8}They broke up right before I met Chloe.
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{\an8}But I always kind of felt like
I was living in his shadow, you know?
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{\an8}I don't know if it's the whole
"first love" thing or what.
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{\an8}I swear, there's a part of Chloe that will
never get over his stupid chiseled face.
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{\an8}Sorry, man.
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{\an8}There's no need to apologize.
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{\an8}The detective had a child with you,
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{\an8}and I've never felt
the slightest bit threatened.
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{\an8}You're right. He does have a stupid face.
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{\an8}Mm-hmm.
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You know he tried to get back together
with Chloe when we first split up?
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{\an8}Look, I'm just saying,
watch out for that guy, all right?
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I wouldn't put anything past him.
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Okay, so we got a lead.
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{\an8}Jed's been receiving threatening emails
from a man named Raul Blanco.
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{\an8}Yeah, some ass-hat who's pissed
about my foundation
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{\an8}building low-income housing at the marina.
256
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,466
Of course he has a foundation.
257
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,184
Uh, Detective...
258
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,561
{\an8}I've been thinking,
perhaps we dismissed DJ Dum-Dum
259
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,352
{\an8}a little bit too quickly as the killer.
260
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,557
Lucifer, he has an alibi,
261
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,439
no motive, and trust me, I know him.
262
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,687
- Okay.
- All right.
263
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,912
{\an8}All right, Lucifer and I
will go question Blanco,
264
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:04,698
{\an8}and, well, you just stay here
at the precinct where it's safe.
265
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,117
{\an8}Thanks, Cherry Jane.
266
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,497
{\an8}What would I do without you?
267
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,129
{\an8}- Hmm.
- Okay.
268
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,551
Bring it in.
269
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:28,678
Hey, Ellen!
270
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,765
Oh, hi, Maze.
271
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,688
You, uh...
272
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,610
You hittin' that?
273
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,519
Brimley?
274
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,279
No way, Jose!
275
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,531
He's happily married with five kids.
276
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,491
How do you do that, Ellen?
277
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,080
How are you so...
278
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,584
friendly?
279
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,039
I don't know.
I guess I'm just me, you know?
280
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,749
Ella.
281
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,035
Huh.
282
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,046
But I got to run to the lab.
283
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,129
Bye, Maze.
284
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,597
So, "Cherry Jane"?
285
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,971
Nickname from high school?
286
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,097
Embarrassing thing
your parents used to call you?
287
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,194
No, just Jed.
288
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,019
We went on a road trip once
289
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,944
and we came across this, um,
cherry stand, and, um...
290
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,815
Well, yeah. Never mind.
291
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,201
So Jed was your first love, then?
292
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,569
Oh, I see you've been talking to Dan.
293
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:29,156
Well, we were just kids,
and it was great, for a moment,
294
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,243
but it's in the past.
295
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,827
I'm over him, and... he's over me.
296
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,786
Yes, he's completely over you.
297
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,415
Put Karnal to bed!
298
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,251
Cherry Jane is the pits!
299
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,206
That's the guy who's been threatening Jed.
300
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,257
Cherry Jane is the pits!
Put Karnal to bed!
301
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,631
Raul Blanco?
302
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,885
If you're here to protest,
there's more signs around back.
303
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,641
No, we're here to ask you about Jed,
304
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,603
Karnal,
305
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,102
and the lengths you're willing to go to
to stop this community outreach program.
306
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:58,935
Look, I'm all for helping the homeless,
but I bring my kids here.
307
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,403
The last thing this community needs
308
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,442
is drug addicts and mental cases
roaming around.
309
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,936
- Yeah!
- Yes, there you were,
310
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,448
minding your own business,
311
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,199
when some musical interloper comes
into your life under false pretenses,
312
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,953
getting his grubby little DJ hands
all over it.
313
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,286
Exactly. And all these people
feel the same way.
314
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,041
- Yeah!
- Really?
315
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,503
May I? Thank you.
316
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,501
Do any of you know what zip code we're in?
317
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,053
Hmm.
318
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,143
And how about how much
Mr. Blanco paid you all to be here?
319
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,428
What? No.
What's she talking about?
320
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,141
I looked into you, Mr. Blanco.
321
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,183
Your youngest kid is 23 years old,
322
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,227
and the only thing
you're worried about protecting
323
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,361
is the reputation of your yacht club
down the way.
324
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,518
- Well, I...
- I know you sent threatening emails to Jed
325
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,567
right before you tried to electrocute him
on stage last night.
326
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,784
Last night?
327
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,068
I was here, protesting.
328
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,534
I'd never hurt anyone.
329
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,454
I just need Jed to move the shelter.
330
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,116
You know he works here, right?
331
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,371
The guy should be thanking me
for protecting this neighborhood.
332
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,793
Just last weekend, I caught
a homeless woman breaking into his place.
333
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,535
Chased her out of that gate.
334
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,343
Okay, so Jed said the last time he saw
his headphones was last weekend.
335
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,434
Well, why would a homeless woman
want to kill Jed?
336
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,223
Maybe she wasn't homeless?
337
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,353
Maybe she broke in
to tamper with the headphones?
338
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,767
She could be the one
who wanted to murder Jed.
339
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,889
Assuming anyone wanted to murder Jed.
340
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,074
Are you okay?
341
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:26,991
Yeah.
342
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,282
Is everyone okay?
343
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,616
We need to stay back.
344
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:33,832
Well...
345
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,370
isn't this convenient for Jed?
346
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,455
His place blowing up? How?
347
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,581
Well, first someone tries
to electrocute him on stage,
348
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,248
yet "accidentally" kills someone else.
349
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,836
Now someone tries to blow him up,
yet fails again?
350
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,512
Either Jed is the luckiest target alive,
351
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,761
or he's behind all this.
352
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,394
Jed would be here right now
if we hadn't kept him at the precinct.
353
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,351
- Yet he isn't.
- He could have been blown to bits.
354
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,642
- Yet he wasn't.
- Why do you think he's behind all this?
355
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,846
Well, clearly he's orchestrating all this
to get close to you again.
356
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,188
- That's ridiculous.
- Is it?
357
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,773
Electrocuting a colleague?
358
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,688
Blowing up his own studio?
359
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,236
No one would go that far
just to be near me.
360
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,280
Well, I did go to Hell and back for you,
twice, but who's counting?
361
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,543
Lucifer, are you jealous?
362
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,660
Jealous?
363
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,751
Of a man-boy who scratches records
for a living? Now who's being absurd?
364
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:29,304
I'm simply saying how convenient it is
for DJ Dingus
365
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,721
that any and all evidence
that could have been in that studio
366
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,300
is now completely destroyed.
367
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,101
- Wait, maybe not all of it.
- Hmm?
368
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,100
Blanco, he said that
the woman who broke in,
369
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,732
she escaped through that gate.
370
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,310
Maybe we can pull some prints.
371
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,363
Over, over,
372
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,071
and tuck, right?
373
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,566
Yeah.
374
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,405
- Yeah, but...
- Looks right to me.
375
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,780
Every time, his arms just
keep popping out everywhere.
376
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,663
At first I thought it was because
he had some sort of super strength, but...
377
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,167
then he couldn't even hold up his rattle,
so I don't know, maybe not.
378
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,046
The crazy things
we think our kids can do, huh?
379
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,335
I just...
380
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,467
can't seem to do anything right.
381
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:14,797
Come on.
382
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,847
Don't be so hard on yourself.
383
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,929
Look, what I'm saying is,
384
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,724
everybody gets it wrong.
385
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,638
Not Linda.
386
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,096
Linda always knows what to do,
and I'm always in the way.
387
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,647
Ah, I'm sure Linda feels just as clueless
as you do.
388
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,732
What's important is that you care,
389
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,650
and you're trying your best.
390
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,445
I suppose so.
391
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,700
Still, it would be nice if I could get
Charlie to stop crying just once.
392
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,998
Well, I have faith in you, pal.
393
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,292
Thanks for being such a great friend, Dan,
394
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,166
and for taking the day off to help.
395
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,551
Well...
396
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,916
wasn't entirely selfless.
397
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,683
I couldn't stand another minute
around Chloe's ex.
398
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,853
The guy's perfect.
399
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,388
He makes me feel
so bad about myself, you know?
400
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,182
And I kind of already do that enough
on my own.
401
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,885
What are you talking about?
402
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,443
You're a great guy.
403
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,362
Hey.
404
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,319
Great cop, great dad.
405
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,565
And your hair, it's so high.
406
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,278
Thanks, man.
407
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,866
There are things you don't know about me.
408
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,251
Things I've done.
409
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,879
And no matter how hard I try...
410
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,626
I just don't think
I'll ever make up for them.
411
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,756
Listen to me, Daniel.
412
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,772
We all have our demons.
413
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,227
Myself included.
414
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,017
But believe me when I say this...
415
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,355
I know evil.
416
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,903
And you, my friend, are not it.
417
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,160
Okay, so we're looking for
Belinda Roberts.
418
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,492
Ella pulled her prints off of Jed's gate.
419
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:06,076
A park ranger said her car's been here
over a day, so she's probably hiding out.
420
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,373
Great. Let's just find her so we can
finally be done with this case.
421
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,290
So you're finally over the idea
that Jed's behind all this?
422
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:16,297
Of course not. Once we find
this Belinda woman, Jed's co-conspirator,
423
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,721
we'll get her to prove he's involved, and
then we can all go back to life pre-Jed.
424
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,801
Oh.
425
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:25,428
Well, I was hoping we could, um, solve
this case, uh, before the sun goes down.
426
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,095
Like I said, sooner rather than later.
427
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,524
Stop!
428
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,439
One more step and you'll die.
429
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,523
- Detective!
- Oh!
430
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,738
Careful. I know how to handle snakes.
431
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,358
There...
432
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,783
Careful.
433
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,658
- Is it...
- No!
434
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:49,502
Do you know how long
I have been waiting for copulation?
435
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,791
You and me both.
436
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,504
Clearly you're not aware
437
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,343
of how rare sound recordings
of rattlesnake sex are.
438
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,091
Well, it's not my strong suit, no.
439
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:01,593
Their foreplay is incredibly intense.
440
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,759
And if things go well,
441
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,305
their sex can last for days.
442
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,270
Huh.
443
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,639
But you ruined it.
444
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,807
Listen, we're here to ask about Jed Moore.
445
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,059
Karnal.
446
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,150
We know you broke into his studio.
447
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,942
I don't have anything to say about that.
448
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,185
Listen to me, Miss Snake Pervert.
449
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,532
What did you desire from Jed?
450
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,623
I want him to pay.
451
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,332
Pay you for helping him
fake his murder attempts?
452
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,753
Wait.
453
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,543
Murder? No!
454
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,214
He owes me for sampling
my sound recordings.
455
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,344
His song, "Otter Vox,"
456
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,841
relies heavily on my otter sex recordings,
and I have not been compensated.
457
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,425
Well, that sounds like motive.
458
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,179
What were you doing in his studio?
459
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,425
I was planting recording devices.
460
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,480
I was trying to record proof
that Karnal stole my tracks.
461
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,942
Well, that is where we'll find proof
that Jed is behind all of this.
462
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,614
- Or of who the real killer is.
- Mm.
463
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,280
Hey.
464
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,870
Hey. Good news.
465
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,753
We found a woman
who broke into your studio
466
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,120
and planted some secret
recording devices last week.
467
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,627
That's good news?
468
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,129
Well, we're hoping that
it will identify the killer.
469
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,461
Whomever he may be.
470
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:20,668
Hmm.
471
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,836
Hey, what's with all the gift baskets?
472
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,344
Oh. They're from my fans.
473
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,086
They found out my place blew up,
474
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,808
and they've been sending me stuff
from all around the world.
475
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,561
It's crazy how devoted they are.
476
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,390
Devoted to you? Yes, that is crazy.
477
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,733
Crazy.
478
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,266
Wait, do you think one of your fans
could be behind all this?
479
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,816
Oh, I doubt it. They're harmless.
480
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,436
Though I have heard of
a few really obsessed ones
481
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,736
chatting on a message board,
482
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,149
but I've never had a problem.
483
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,237
That you know of.
484
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,816
I'm gonna look into it. You stay put.
485
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:52,497
Speaking of,
I am getting a little stir-crazy here.
486
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:54,865
Oh.
487
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,995
Well, I mean, you still have to be safe.
488
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,205
You could stay...
489
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,134
Cherry, are you inviting me to stay at...
490
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,633
My place. Yes.
491
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,514
Yes, that's exactly
what she's suggesting.
492
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:06,181
Excellent idea, Detective.
493
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,719
It's like you're reading my mind.
494
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:08,893
- Hmm.
- Huh.
495
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,142
Great.
496
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,064
Shall we?
497
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:13,981
Sure.
498
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:19,231
Nice digs.
499
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,574
Mm. Appears we have similar tastes.
500
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,690
Yeah, I still can't believe
I have to be here.
501
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,026
I mean, this whole thing is just...
502
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,280
It's crazy.
503
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:33,655
Almost as crazy as if it had been
concocted by a madman to, say,
504
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,115
lure back an old flame.
505
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,035
Which is also pointless,
because the detective is spoken for.
506
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,245
Wait, are you talking about Chloe?
507
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,455
- Mm-hmm.
- She said she wasn't in a relationship.
508
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:43,416
Well, she is.
509
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,013
Oh.
510
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,014
I get it.
511
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,427
You're interested in her.
512
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,721
I'm not interested in her.
513
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,055
The detective and I are seeing each other,
514
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:57,561
which is why your little ruse
is not going to work.
515
00:23:58,979 --> 00:23:59,809
Listen.
516
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,574
Chloe's amazing.
517
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,975
I don't think I ever really got over her.
518
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,187
I named my foundation after her,
for God's sakes.
519
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,238
I know.
520
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,610
But you do start to wonder.
521
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,157
I mean...
522
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,787
could she really be
as amazing as I remember?
523
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,872
Then when I saw her this morning...
524
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,168
Oh, man.
525
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,666
My memory didn't even do her justice.
526
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,917
All those feelings came flooding back,
and I started to wonder...
527
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:29,798
You know, maybe this is fate.
528
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,604
But if you think I would kill Pexxa
529
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,509
and blow up my own studio
just to get her back,
530
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,928
dude, you are even crazier about her
than I ever was.
531
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,895
What are you doing?
532
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,397
Just making sure. Tell me...
533
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,900
What is it you truly desire?
534
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,405
I...
535
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,529
I wish I hadn't screwed things up
with Chloe.
536
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:55,446
Ah-ha! I knew it! Admitting to motive.
537
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,535
No. I mean, yeah, I wish Chloe
hadn't dumped me, but I just...
538
00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,502
Wait.
539
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,083
She dumped you?
540
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,423
Yeah.
541
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:06,546
Everything was fine, and then
all of a sudden she just called it off.
542
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:11,468
So she just changed
how she felt about you without...
543
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:13,639
without any warning?
544
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,141
Yeah.
545
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:16,682
Pretty much.
546
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,812
- It sucked.
- Right, then, Jed.
547
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:24,814
I am going to need to know
exactly what you did wrong
548
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,648
so I can steer clear
of your every mistake.
549
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,355
Now...
550
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,069
start talking.
551
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,414
I mean, even though we're just looking
at last weekend,
552
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,373
when Jed left the headphones unattended,
still...
553
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,751
Oy, so many sounds.
554
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:44,751
I mean, you'd think
a DJ would want a quieter studio.
555
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:46,707
Anything on your end?
556
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:50,545
Listen to this. So, Karnalgirl506.
557
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,006
"I left my whole world behind
for you, Jed,
558
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,854
and now so will you.
559
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,269
I missed you at the show,
I missed you at your studio,
560
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,104
but you won't get away next time."
561
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:03,475
Wow, sounds ominous.
562
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,402
Yeah.
563
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,652
That sounds like motive and opportunity.
564
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:11,398
This Karnalgirl506 could be our killer.
Definitely female.
565
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,568
Maybe a jilted sexual partner?
566
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:15,946
Great. Now you can go.
567
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,082
I can finish up this audio scrubbing
on my own.
568
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,489
What do you mean, "go"? Go where?
569
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,078
To Lucifer's.
570
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,618
I thought you guys were gonna finally,
you know,
571
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,205
hang out tonight. Mm.
572
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,340
Yeah, well, it...
573
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,762
Got postponed.
574
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,180
Oh, you're nervous that
you won't measure up in bed.
575
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,469
I mean, he is pretty experienced.
576
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,723
I mean, I'd put it, like,
in the thousands, probably.
577
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,555
But you know what, you got this.
You totally got this. You're sexy.
578
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,231
That actually hadn't crossed my mind.
579
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,861
Oh, you're waiting on an STD check!
Super smart.
580
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,398
No, I... It just...
581
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,477
Listen, Ella, he canceled.
582
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:54,486
I guess he'd rather spend time with my ex
than hang out with me, okay?
583
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,696
Yeah, that's worse. Like, way...
584
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,032
- Shh!
- I mean...
585
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,615
Listen.
586
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,455
Do you hear that?
587
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,212
Sounds like someone's inside.
588
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,632
Wait, I've heard that sound before. BRB.
589
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:12,551
Be right back.
590
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:16,972
See, Chloe loves a mystery.
591
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,811
We started out as friends,
both aspiring artists.
592
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:22,676
We even worked together.
593
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,849
I always wanted to be with her.
594
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,395
Possibly relatable. Continue.
595
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,151
In hindsight...
596
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,781
That's when the relationship
was at its best.
597
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:36,281
Better without sex?
598
00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:38,203
Not relatable.
599
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:41,621
Seriously, all that
unresolved sexual tension,
600
00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:44,001
the "Will they, won't they?"
It kept her hooked.
601
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,326
Then we became a couple and...
602
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,079
just lost interest.
603
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,087
Oh...
604
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:52,671
Lacking in the bedroom department, I see.
605
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,384
Well...
that won't be a problem.
606
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,795
No, man, the sex was great.
607
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,505
- I mean, like, really great.
- Mm.
608
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,724
- Amazing, actually. The stuff she can do...
- Mm-hmm.
609
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,095
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it.
610
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,892
But, just... It wasn't enough.
611
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,350
It was the lack of mystery that did us in.
612
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,524
And my mistake...
613
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,016
Was wearing my heart on my sleeve.
614
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,320
Too much of an open book.
615
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:18,322
Really? 'Cause I've been in therapy,
so I'm, you know, bit of an expert,
616
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:23,407
but I believe that talking
about one's emotions is... good? No?
617
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:28,673
No, see, Chloe looks at everything
like a case that needs to be solved.
618
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,168
- Mm.
- What I didn't realize was
619
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,330
when she solved me...
620
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:32,786
figured me out...
621
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,459
she was done.
622
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,301
'Cause underneath the handsome,
the sexy, the fun...
623
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,304
Mm.
624
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:42,845
It's just me.
625
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,062
So she moved onto the next mystery.
626
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:48,141
And you know, I don't blame her.
627
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,226
Should have played it closer to the vest,
but I...
628
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,440
I was just so naive, you know?
629
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,402
Huh.
630
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:56,897
Oh!
631
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,612
Speak of the devil's girlfriend.
632
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,819
Um...
633
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,372
How's that for mystery?
634
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,084
Hey, Lucifer. Uh, listen,
635
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,872
I'm just calling to make sure
everything is okay, and, um...
636
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,713
I-I need to talk to Jed about
any crazy fans that he knows of,
637
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,593
so just please call me when you get this.
638
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,217
Shoot.
639
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,136
Oh, that was fast, Ella.
640
00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:26,599
You changed your pants, shirt, face.
641
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:28,431
- Oh.
- Hey, Maze.
642
00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:31,347
Oh, my God, I have that exact same shirt!
643
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,146
Yes, you did!
644
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,149
Wait. Did you steal my clothes?
645
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,145
Oh!
646
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,145
I'm confused.
647
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,236
I understand how you feel...
648
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,164
Ella.
649
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,288
Oh! You got my name right!
650
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,209
- Should I even ask?
- Oh, ask away.
651
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,208
I am completely open
and emotionally available now,
652
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,841
just like my good friend Ella.
653
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:56,919
Aww.
654
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,005
Okay, so you're acting like Ella, and...
655
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,218
You know what? Never mind.
Real Ella, what do we have?
656
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,299
Uh, that beeping sound, right,
657
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,644
threw me back to dinnerat my abuelita's.
658
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,430
I mean, the old lady is deaf as a squid.
659
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,385
From the phone to the doorbell,
to the smoke detector,
660
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,770
her place is full of noises
the woman can't hear.
661
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:17,024
- Abuelita.
- Exactamente.
662
00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,726
Like this one time at my quinceañera,
663
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,027
- she didn't even know...
- Ella.
664
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,699
Right, right. So I did some digging,
665
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:26,619
and this beeping comes
from a hearing aid with low battery,
666
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,159
a digital ITE hearing aid, to be exact.
667
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,754
Just like the one my deaf abuelita wears.
668
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,502
- So the killer's an old lady?
- No, not necessarily.
669
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:36,382
Loud music can damage hearing.
670
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:39,049
So maybe Karnalgirl506
might wear a hearing aid.
671
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,417
Exactly.
672
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,877
Ever plan a rave?
673
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,426
Amenadiel?
674
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,972
What's up? What's the emergency?
Is Charlie all right?
675
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:50,966
Charlie's fine.
676
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,095
Charlie's the same.
677
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,595
It's Linda that's the problem.
678
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,477
She just handed me the baby and left.
679
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:58,614
Well, what'd you do?
680
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,070
I just said what you said.
681
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:02,399
That it's okay that she gets it wrong
all the time,
682
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:05,445
and it's perfectly natural that she's
so clueless because no one ever...
683
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,450
Oh.
684
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,661
Okay.
685
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,541
Right, I... I see what happened there.
686
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:11,658
Mm-hmm.
687
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,575
Where'd Linda go again?
688
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,272
Yay!
689
00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:39,983
Yes, yes, yes! Come, come, come.
690
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:40,944
I'm sorry.
691
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,401
You know, I'm good.
692
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,069
Uh...
693
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,070
Linda, I'm not quite sure
why Maze called you,
694
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,235
but like I told you, this is a sting.
695
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,454
Oh! I thought you said vodka.
696
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,544
I invited her 'cause, you know,
697
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,920
girls' night, lady love, bonding?
698
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:57,828
Yeah! Whoo!
699
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:02,296
Right, okay, so first,
start with dancing, then more dancing,
700
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:05,088
then bring it home with a classic
girls' night bar fight.
701
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,343
Yeah!
702
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,344
Time out.
703
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:11,715
Ladies, let me remind you
that there is a killer here.
704
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:15,434
As long as that killer doesn't cry,
spit up, or wet themselves,
705
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,806
I am in. All right, good,
I'm gonna find him.
706
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,814
All right, how do I help? How do I help?
707
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,646
All right, let's do this. Let's split up,
708
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,941
and remember, we're looking for
a girl with a hearing aid.
709
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,606
We're on it. We're so on it.
710
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,074
- Come on, Maze.
- Yeah!
711
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:34,911
Okay, not that I mind
being your date tonight.
712
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,504
Au contraire.
713
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:39,119
I am stoked to be with adults.
714
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,667
But where's Lucifer?
715
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:42,498
Uh...
716
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,255
Yeah, that's... That's a good question.
717
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:47,259
Um...
718
00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:51,142
Well, we just had to do this sting at Lux
without him, you know?
719
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,473
All right. Hearing aid. Let's go.
720
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,476
Hearing aid!
721
00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:59,688
Can I get another drink, please?
Thank you! Thank you!
722
00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:08,614
Who's a big boy?
723
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,145
What are you doing?
724
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:13,318
I have been trying
to soothe Charlie for...
725
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,278
It's...
726
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,158
- What time is it?
- I don't know. I don't know.
727
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:20,075
And I'm helping out because
I'll do anything to avoid that ass-hat...
728
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,044
Jed! What's up?
729
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,455
How you doing, man?
730
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,343
This is making it worse.
731
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,010
Hand it to me, jeez.
732
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,670
What are you doing here?
733
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,382
Shouldn't you be involved
with the sting over at Lux?
734
00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:35,047
I don't know anything about a sting.
I'm here because I'm being mysterious.
735
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:39,515
Well, the last place the detective would
expect to find me is with a baby, so...
736
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:40,639
here I am.
737
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,647
That still doesn't
answer my question.
738
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,399
But if you're going to stay...
739
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,242
You have any ideas how to stop this?
740
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:51,863
Have you tried whiskey?
741
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,455
I love your hair.
742
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:08,802
Oh!
743
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:14,592
Your piercings, they're amazing.
They look so, so comfortable.
744
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,391
Yeah.
745
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,640
Oh, God.
746
00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:23,478
Bad boy alert.
747
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,399
Focus.
748
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,113
Hearing aids. Hearing aids, yeah.
749
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,525
Oh!
750
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,818
Love your lobes.
751
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:41,325
So I can't go back to that manicurist
no matter how colorblind she is,
752
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:44,332
because these nails are not for charity.
753
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,957
Would you, uh, like a...
754
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,628
screwdriver, Karen?
755
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:51,553
No.
756
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:55,926
I have this reoccurring dream
where I open the fridge,
757
00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,970
and the only thing that is there
758
00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,968
is orange juice.
759
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,101
Fascinating.
760
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,570
Got milk.
761
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,195
Not that milk, Lucy.
762
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:20,203
You're doing it too fast.
763
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,002
You're still doing it too fast.
764
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,326
Hand him over.
765
00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:25,713
- Be my guest.
- Watch.
766
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:29,384
Shh... Shh... Shh...
767
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,382
You see?
768
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:35,587
Nice.
769
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,175
This is how I did it
when I had a baby, you know...
770
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:40,467
with Chloe.
771
00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:43,307
So what's this sting
you were talking about?
772
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,811
Chloe's putting on a show over at Lux
to draw out the killer
773
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,103
with you as the headliner.
774
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:49,266
Wait, then shouldn't I be there?
775
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:50,305
It's too dangerous.
776
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,475
And Chloe's tough enough
to handle it on her own, so...
777
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,200
Damn.
778
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,986
I have a birthmark shaped like
a pineapple. Do you want to see it?
779
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:00,914
No.
780
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,290
I mean...
781
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,289
sure, I would love to.
782
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,667
Oh, shit.
783
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,012
Yeah, my ex thinks it looks gross, too.
784
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,628
What are you doing?
785
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:21,967
What?
786
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,970
Oh, I finished my section.
787
00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,386
No hearing aids.
788
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,694
So you thought you'd find one
in that guy's mouth?
789
00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,734
What about you, Maze?
790
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,362
Okay, you've been talking
to the same person the whole time.
791
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:39,109
Karen and I have had a very long
and meaningful conversation.
792
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,027
I feel connected to her already.
793
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,490
Yeah.
794
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,834
And every annoying detail of her life.
795
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:50,422
Oh, my God, Maze.
I know what you're doing, okay?
796
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:53,419
And pretending to be me is stupid.
797
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:56,512
I... I am clearly no role model.
798
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,339
I'm just a magnet for losers.
799
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,429
- Bitch.
- See?
800
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,966
Well, I was just you for two full hours,
801
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,595
and being genuinely nice like that...
802
00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:09,516
literally the hardest thing
I've ever done in my life.
803
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,478
But maybe you're right, Ella.
804
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,279
If all you think you deserve
is some loser like that...
805
00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,948
maybe I should learn from someone else.
806
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,748
Okay, the last girl to be checked
is barfing in the stall.
807
00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,245
Some people don't know how to drink.
808
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,207
Okay, so you've had sex with Lucifer.
809
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,340
Okay, um...
810
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:42,217
Yes,
811
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:43,801
but that was a long time ago.
812
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:47,721
Right, I-I mean, I know
he's slept with a lot of women.
813
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:48,677
Tons.
814
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,175
And men.
815
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:54,267
Right, which I-I-I completely accept,
816
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:58,355
but you know, sleeping with the Devil,
it must be different somehow, right?
817
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,652
Well, it's not like he has
a forked penis or anything.
818
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:01,646
Oh, he doesn't?
819
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:02,987
I mean, it's totally normal.
820
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,952
I mean, well...
I mean, way, way above average.
821
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:08,203
I mean, it's perfect.
822
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,076
Seriously, sex with Lucifer
is the last thing
823
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,292
you should be worried about.
824
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:15,332
What you should be worried about is
that he's unfathomably narcissistic,
825
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,998
utterly terrified of intimacy,
826
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,757
and sabotages everything good
that ever happens to him.
827
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,800
So essentially, he's the oldest,
most immature person in the world.
828
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,636
Nay, "universe."
829
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,181
I... Oh, hold on.
830
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,599
Oh, it's Ella.
831
00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:36,685
Okay, so Ella says they finished
checking their half of the bar.
832
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:38,321
No sign of a hearing aid.
833
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:39,777
Oh, shoot.
834
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,699
If our killer isn't here,
who knows where she is.
835
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:46,908
So I'm going to call Lucifer
and see if he still has eyes on Jed.
836
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:07,010
Dude, did you just throw your phone
out the window?
837
00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:09,064
- Mm-hmm.
- Jeez, you're such a weirdo.
838
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,018
Oh. It's Chloe.
839
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,350
- Really?
- Yeah.
840
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:15,984
Hey, what's up?
841
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:18,977
That sucks.
842
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,775
Yeah, Lucifer, he's...
843
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,438
Uh, I don't know.
844
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,106
I don't know where Lucifer is right now.
845
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,109
Yeah, yeah. I'm positive Jed's safe.
846
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,078
Mm-hmm. Okay, bye.
847
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:30,487
What the hell, man?
848
00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:33,996
Well, you see, Daniel,
the detective is a detective.
849
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,327
So, I'm being a mystery.
850
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,205
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
851
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,292
Jed explains it much better,
don't you, Jed?
852
00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:47,635
Huh.
853
00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:49,428
Looks like you just got played, son.
854
00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,217
What are you talking about?
855
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,555
Jed's after Chloe.
I told you to watch out for him.
856
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,730
I mean, come on, it's obvious that
he's trying to get between you two
857
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,191
so he can swoop right in.
858
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,188
Jeez.
859
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,153
I'll go see if I can catch him.
860
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:11,905
What's wrong?
861
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,992
I've been manipulated, brother.
862
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,122
By that mewling little DJ.
863
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,786
Okay, calm down, Lucy.
864
00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:22,094
It's bad enough when Father does it,
but that little cretin!
865
00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,089
- They could be right outside.
- Good!
866
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,755
Jed can see who he's really playing with.
867
00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,193
That's odd.
868
00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:45,229
Do it again, Lucy. Do it again.
869
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,899
Yeah, yeah. Do it again.
870
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,075
- Jed isn't out here!
- Lucy, stop!
871
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:00,209
I'll call in a BOLO.
872
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,076
Who knows where he went.
873
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,457
I'll find him.
874
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,375
Jed may have manipulated you, brother,
875
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,295
but you let him.
876
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,894
You're right, I suppose.
877
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:16,180
Also, I need you to help me
to get Charlie to stop crying.
878
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,942
It's just ringing.
879
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,481
I'll just try him again.
880
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:27,282
You know what?
881
00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:29,698
This is so selfish.
882
00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:31,818
- Yeah.
- I don't know, what, is he ghosting me?
883
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,906
What's up, everybody!
884
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,043
This song goes out to a special lady.
885
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,582
Cherry Jane, this one's for you.
886
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,715
He's not supposed to be here.
887
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,969
I know.
888
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:56,561
But Chloe said that the killer's not here,
right? So he should be safe.
889
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,444
I mean, she looks majorly scary.
890
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,737
That's Karen.
891
00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:14,529
Yeah, well, maybe Karen is Karnalgirl506.
892
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,235
She didn't have a hearing aid.
893
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,735
Well, maybe she just didn't wear it.
894
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:22,834
Wait, does she have a gun?
895
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:24,709
Oh, my God, she's going.
896
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:31,262
Ow!
897
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,420
Maze, what the heck?
898
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:34,468
I just wanted to take a selfie!
899
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:37,144
Are you Karnalgirl506?
900
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,471
Yeah.
901
00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:44,559
Ron? Ron, what are you doing?
902
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,065
Yo, man, what...
903
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,204
- We can work this out. Just calm down.
- Tell them!
904
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,485
Tell them what you did!
905
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,118
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't know who you are.
906
00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:04,365
But you know who she is.
907
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,837
LAPD. Put down the gun.
908
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:12,762
No!
909
00:43:13,632 --> 00:43:14,802
They need to know.
910
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,386
He's a homewrecker.
911
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:18,968
- It was just one night.
- One magical night!
912
00:43:19,054 --> 00:43:21,604
I didn't even know she was married.
She didn't say anything.
913
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,062
You don't need to do this, Ron.
914
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:24,522
Yes, I do.
915
00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,517
She broke my heart.
916
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:28,939
I messed up with the other DJ,
917
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,733
and then with the explosion.
918
00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:34,188
I'm not gonna screw up this time.
919
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:36,737
Look, your wife, she...
920
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,070
She disappeared on you.
921
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,285
Completely ghosted you.
922
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:44,330
- I love her more than anything.
- Yeah.
923
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,119
And she left me for this stupid,
924
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:48,167
hot,
925
00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,131
charitable DJ.
926
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,500
It doesn't mean you have to kill anyone,
Ron.
927
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:55,468
All my friends gave me a hard time
for not doing anything about it.
928
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,469
For letting her just walk all over me,
929
00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,221
and they were right!
930
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:00,894
Ron.
931
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:02,770
Listen.
932
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:05,930
You let your friends get into your head.
933
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:08,518
You should have just talked to her.
934
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:09,941
I get it.
935
00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:13,436
I've been there,
but you have to tell her how you feel.
936
00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:16,453
That sometimes she drives you crazy,
937
00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:19,278
that she can be incredibly challenging...
938
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,991
and headstrong and frustrating...
939
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,504
but also...
940
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:30,628
incredible.
941
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,629
And that, despite everything...
942
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,093
you...
943
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,215
you just want to be with him.
944
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,257
Her.
945
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:42,854
Her.
946
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,062
Ron. Ron...
947
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:50,806
you're not going to be able to tell her
anything if I have to shoot you.
948
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:53,315
So put down the gun.
949
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,605
Put it down.
950
00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,107
Put it down.
951
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:03,623
Please.
952
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,878
It's just so heartbreaking.
953
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,973
Yeah, it's so...
954
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:22,143
Oh, God, who am I kidding? I don't care.
955
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,177
Wait.
956
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,467
Where's Linda?
957
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:32,734
Oh.
958
00:45:42,489 --> 00:45:43,319
Thanks.
959
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,961
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but...
960
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:57,499
thank you for saving my life.
961
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,721
I can't believe I'm going to say this,
but just doing my job.
962
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:03,718
That's all it is, isn't it?
963
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:04,682
What do you mean?
964
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,890
I'm pretty sure all that talk about
"tell them how you feel"...
965
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:09,891
wasn't about me.
966
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,595
I mean, the thing is,
967
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,690
Lucifer and I are...
968
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,190
something.
969
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:18,904
But it's...
970
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:22,204
It's new and it's complicated.
971
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,820
How so?
972
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:25,284
Oh, trust me.
973
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,116
It's complicated.
974
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:33,043
Well, it didn't sound very complicated
when you were talking back there.
975
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,625
I believe the word you used was...
976
00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:38,247
"incredible."
977
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,852
So I'll send everything
over to ballistics, and it's "Karnal."
978
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,387
Oh. Hey.
979
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,647
Thanks, Sam. We're good here.
980
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,858
Twice in one day.
981
00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,072
What are the chances of that?
982
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,900
I didn't know you were gonna be here,
I swear, but, yeah.
983
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,201
I hoped.
984
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:07,618
Do you want to go out with me?
985
00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:09,655
- Really?
- Yeah.
986
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:12,413
Thank you. I mean, great. Yes, yes.
987
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,706
- That'd be great. That'd be...
- Okay, I'm just...
988
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,631
cool.
989
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:20,802
Look at that.
990
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:24,469
Breaking news, local journalist gets
cute girl's phone number.
991
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,470
Ah, jeez, for Pete's sake.
992
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,889
- See what I did there?
- I see what you did there.
993
00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:33,227
He seems nice.
994
00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:35,479
I think he actually is.
995
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,607
But so are you, Maze.
996
00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:41,686
Well, maybe not nice, but...
997
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:42,895
good.
998
00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:45,900
You don't think I'm scary?
999
00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:48,318
Oh, I think you are hella scary.
1000
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,027
But...
1001
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,867
it's good scary, because it's you.
1002
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:58,331
And I know when you finally show someone
how absolutely amazing you are,
1003
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,626
you're going to find your soulmate.
1004
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,087
You can't find a soulmate
if you don't have a soul.
1005
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,112
- Well, case is closed.
- Shh!
1006
00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:30,704
Sorry.
1007
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,750
I just got off the phone with Chloe.
Jed's finally out of our hair.
1008
00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:37,658
The killer was
Karnalgirl506's jilted husband.
1009
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,038
I should have been there.
1010
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,625
Instead, I let DJ Dickwad get
inside my head.
1011
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,001
Yeah, how did that happen?
1012
00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,757
I've never known you
to be the jealous type.
1013
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,219
Please, I'm not jealous.
1014
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,629
Mm-hmm.
1015
00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:51,217
It's just, she's so...
1016
00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,224
This whole relationship nonsense...
1017
00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:57,307
How am I supposed to know
what she's thinking?
1018
00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:59,102
That's man's eternal question, bro.
1019
00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:01,978
We haven't even had a proper chance yet.
1020
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:03,941
I can't mess this up.
1021
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,395
Look, I know you two are useless
when it comes to women,
1022
00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:09,986
but Daniel, you, surely,
should have some sort of
1023
00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:12,372
self-help mumbo-jumbo advice for me?
1024
00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:13,329
You want my advice?
1025
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:14,328
Sadly, yes.
1026
00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:17,539
Stop asking people for their advice
1027
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,871
and just go talk to her, man.
1028
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,088
It's my turn, isn't it?
1029
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:25,500
No...
1030
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:27,708
We can take it from here, Dan.
1031
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,128
Wait, you sure?
1032
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,505
Yeah.
1033
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,102
I mean, you've already helped out so much.
1034
00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:35,008
I'm out of here. I'm exhausted, guys.
1035
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:49,816
Hey, man, what's up?
1036
00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:51,993
Daniel, is it too
late for you to come back?
1037
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:54,572
I'm so sorry. You forgot something.
1038
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,832
All right, man. I'll be right there.
1039
00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:57,790
Fantastic.
1040
00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,198
Idiot.
1041
00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:11,086
Well done, brother.
1042
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:13,085
Well done.
1043
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,440
Detective.
1044
00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:08,229
- Hi.
- I was going to call you,
1045
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,105
but I seem to have misplaced my phone.
1046
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:12,242
So I was just coming to see you.
1047
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,066
- Oh!
- Yes.
1048
00:51:14,821 --> 00:51:15,991
Uh, come in, please.
1049
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:22,084
Have a drink... if that's what you want.
1050
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:28,634
- I'm sorry. I...
- I'm sorry. I...
1051
00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:31,630
No, I'm sorry, for disappearing.
1052
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,174
I was trying to...
1053
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,600
Never mind. I was listening to advice
from someone I shouldn't have.
1054
00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:40,888
I should have just listened to myself,
1055
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:42,893
and to you.
1056
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,640
No, I... I'm sorry, I, um...
1057
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,694
I was nervous and, um...
1058
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,113
the things I said,
1059
00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:57,072
well, they were things a normal person
would say, you know, and...
1060
00:51:58,156 --> 00:51:59,776
we're not normal.
1061
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,660
- No.
- You know, we...
1062
00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,164
We're us, and...
1063
00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:08,130
we're...
1064
00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:10,749
incredible.
1065
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,048
I couldn't agree more.
1066
00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:22,598
Well, um...
1067
00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:24,719
I'll, um...
1068
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:28,024
I'll see you tomorrow, then.
1069
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,895
Absolutely. Yes, tomorrow.
1070
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:30,810
Yeah.
1071
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,320
Okay.
1072
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,364
Good night, Detective.
1073
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:40,493
Good night.
1074
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,059
Oh, God.
1075
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:01,914
Incredible.
1076
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:23,011
Lucifer.
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