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What's wrong, Dad?

No hug, no "Good to see you."

Where's the love?

How is this possible?

Yeah. We saw you get crushed

under a mountain of rubble.

When I was making my "movie,"

Douglas couldn't stop bragging about his greatest creation ever,

an android with bionic speed, strength, and intellect.

I spent so much time trying to steal Chase's intelligence,

I completely overlooked the fact that Marcus already had it.

So I dug him up, and reassembled him, piece by piece.

Oh, we should try that with Grandma Davenport.

Marcus' bionic intelligence

gives him a photographic memory,

which means he remembers everything from his past,

and boy, does he have an ax to grind with you, Douglas.

Me?! Why me?

Leo was the one who hated you.

Me? Uh, yeah, that's true.

When they attacked me, you ran away.

You were my creator, and you left me to die.

Well, to be fair, I didn't think you'd be coming back.

All right, Marcus, I think it's time we finish you for good.

You don't stand a chance against us.

I upgraded Marcus' technology,

and made him more powerful than ever.

Well, he's gonna have to be more powerful,

because there are four of us now.

That's right, bushy brow.

I'm bionic now, too.

Seriously?

It's just his little arm.

And my little leg.

It doesn't matter how powerful you are.

We took you out once, and we'll do it again.

Get him!

Guys!

- Nice work. - Thanks, Mom.

Don't call me that. We're not there yet.

Okay.

The world's first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation of the human race is...

living on a bionic island.

( distorted voice ) We'll start with Bree first.

Never done mouth-to-mouth with a real mouth before.

( normal voice ) But here goes.

I'm okay!

I'm okay.

Where are we?

In a dark room with metal walls.

What is with you people? Open your eyes.

Wait.

Where's Daniel?

When they brought you guys in,

they pulled him out.

He's gotta be a goner by now.

Well, now that everyone's here,

we can finally get this party started.

You're inside my induction chamber.

When activated, it emits an electromagnetic wave

so powerful, it'll melt your bionic chips

right through your necks.

She kills a party faster than Chase.

Once your chips are destroyed,

we'll finally be rid of bionic humans,

forcing the world to turn to my bionic androids.

If your androids are so much better than us,

why do you have to destroy our chips at all?

I don't. I just wanna watch you suffer

a slow and painful death.

What was that?

A flash.

She's not just torturing us.

She's taking pictures while she does it.

( evil laughter ) Oh, good.

Looks like the pain is starting to set in.

You don't have to do this.

We can make a deal.

What do you like, leather jackets?

I'll buy you as many as you want.

Better yet, I probably have some that will fit you.

The only thing I want is to watch your face

as I melt their chips.

Why don't I turn the volume up,

so you can hear every last one of their screams.

Giselle!

You're clearly acting out because we're no longer dating.

It's okay.

You can have me back.

I mean, yeah, you're a psychopath,

but I've dated worse.

Douglas, how rude of me.

Here I am, providing a show for your brother,

and you don't get to see anything.

Let's fix that. Bring him in, Marcus.

Hey, get off me!

Dad!

Now you can both watch your kids

as they beg for mercy.

Get your hands off my son.

Your son? You mean like I was your son?

Wait, he's my brother?

Yeah, but not for long.

Marcus, please. Stop.

Are you kidding?

I could do this all day, and I think I will.

This thing is solid steel.

There's no way we're getting through without our bionics.

My neck is burning and I can feel my body getting weaker.

Now you know how I feel every time you walk in the room, pretty lady.

Guys, if we don't find a way out fast,

every one of our chips is gonna be destroyed.

Everyone except for Leo.

You don't have a chip, so you should still have

- full use of your bionics. - Right.

Well, don't just stand there. Get us out of here.

On it.

Leo, you're arm's not gonna do it.

Try using your dainty little leg.

Dainty?

I'll show you dainty.

This right here is 100% rock-hard quad.

What do you have to say now, Bree?

That boys are easily manipulated

when their masculinity is threatened.

( alarm beeping )

I'll go take care of 'em.

No! Let them get their hopes up.

They won't get far.

( Daniel yells )

What do you know? You broke my pipe.

Marcus!

I know I built you to be evil,

but I can reprogram you.

We can be a family again.

You, me, Daniel.

Maybe we'll adopt a girl or a kitten.

I hate cats.

Come on, Marcus.

It's me.

Your dad.

Let's fix this.

All you have to do is release these restraints.

No!

My only mission is to destroy every last member

of your precious family,

starting with him.

Marcus, I'm begging you.

Start with Donnie.

What?!

This place is too big. All the hallways look the same.

I'll go this way, you guys cover the rest.

Come on, let's go.

Leaving so soon?

Give it up, Giselle.

You're outnumbered.

We can easily take out you and Marcus.

That would be true,

if you were still bionic.

What are you talking about?

We escaped before you could finish the job.

Your chips were destroyed after the first flash.

What?

Your bionics are gone.

Forever!

Now that you're just a bunch of useless humans,

what do you say I finish you for good?

Oh, please. You think your little electric jump rope scares us?

See? Look. Nothing even happened.

Bob, get the rest of the students back to the academy.

We'll handle Giselle.

No way. I'm not leaving my woman.

I am not your woman.

All righty, then see ya. I'm outta here.

Let's go, people.

They're of no interest to me.

You're the ones who keep getting in my way.

But not anymore.

We may not be bionic anymore,

but we're not going down without a fight.

( yells )

Okay, I never thought I'd say this, but...

Leo, help!!

Wait a second.

Marcus is a bionic android.

Yes, Donnie. And you're a middle-aged man.

It's nice to see you're keeping up.

No. Daniel has power replication.

If he can touch any bionic human and take on their ability,

shouldn't he be able to do the same to Marcus?

You're right.

I think it's time to put you out of your misery.

DOUGLAS: Marcus, stop.

He had nothing to do with this.

I'm the one who betrayed you.

If you're gonna take anyone out, take me.

Uh, Douglas, you realize that if he takes you out,

I'm tied to you, so he'll take me out too.

Yes.

So long... Dad.

Dad, please, don't let him do this.

It's okay, Daniel.

I created the problem, so I should take the heat.

You're just a bionic human.

You'd never stand a chance against a bionic android like Marcus.

Not the face, not the face, not the face.

What I'm saying is,

you're both bionic.

Yes, we're both bionic.

Oh!

You're forgetting one thing.

I'm more powerful than he'll ever be.

I'm not so sure about that.

What are you doing?

Ending our family reunion.

Oh, come on!

I wanted to do that.

We gotta get that whip out of her hands.

Easier said than done without our bionics.

Guys, we're more than just our bionics.

We can outsmart her on a human level.

Adam, I need you to distract her.

Got it. Hey, Giselle.

I got a question for you.

Have you ever seen a bionic guy dance?

Five, six, seven, eight.

Let's see how well you dance when I whip you in half.

Bree, now!

Chase, what are you doing?

You're ruining my distraction dance.

Oh, come on. How many of those things do you have?

Watch out!

Seriously? The whip didn't even scratch her.

( Giselle screaming, thudding sound )

Oop, there it is.

Guys, you're okay.

Ooh! But she is not.

Come on, we have to go find Marcus.

I already took care of him.

- Really? - Yep.

Wow. Not bad for one day of training.

Yeah, you should've seen my boy Daniel.

- He was great. - Thanks.

Man, did you step up.

Finally I can say I created a kid I'm proud of.

Ahem!

Let's not forget the guy who freed the entire student body,

not to mention saved the three of you.

Yeah, well, we should probably get going.

- Right. - Let's go.

Perry can handle things back at the academy,

but if we're gonna find a fix for your melted chips,

I need to take you back to the lab in Mission Creek.

Whoo-hoo, we're going home!

Proud of you, Douglas.

You're gonna be a great dad.

Thanks, Donnie.

And one day, I'm sure you will be, too.

Good news, guys. We can fix your bionics.

Really?

When we left Giselle's lab,

I took some of her research.

By combining her technology with ours,

we'll be able to create one universal super chip

that can adapt to any bionic operating system,

which means you'll all get the upgrade.

That means we're no longer obsolete.

- Yes, we're back! - Whoa, settle down.

You were never that impressive to begin with.

I can't believe you guys got to live down here.

This place is so cool.

Yeah, well, we were also force-fed food pellets

that were shot out of a tube,

so it wasn't exactly a fun factory.

This lab is where it all started, Daniel.

Well, technically, it all started

in a different lab, but your dad blew that one up.

I was going through a phase!

Hey, what's in the box, Douglas?

- Marcus. - What?

Why would you bring his parts here?

As evil as he was,

he was still my creation.

I felt kinda bad.

But if I can put him back together

and reprogram him--

ALL: No!!

Fine.

But I'm making his eyebrow into a bracelet.

Hey, guys.

ALL: Hey.

I'm really glad that you're all here,

because there's something that we've been wanting to tell you.

I'm pregnant.

Whoo hoo!

Hear that, everybody?

We're gonna have a bionic baby.

Oh, no, you are not turning my baby girl

into a bionic freak.

And I mean freak in the nicest way possible.

Wait a second.

Did you say you were having a girl?

Yes! I'm finally getting a sister.

And who better than a sister

to change half the diapers?

Yeah, I'm over the whole sister thing.

You know what else?

My little sister won't need bionics,

because she'll have me to protect her.

Oh, who are you kidding?

We all know that baby is going to be protecting you.

Wow. All those years living down here,

hiding our bionic secret,

and look at us now.

It's kinda crazy how life works, isn't it?

Yeah.

You know, I actually kinda missed this place.

Me, too.

Know what I miss most about it?

What?

This.

You do realize that, without our chips,

you don't have super strength,

and I'm just as strong as you, right?

Uh, I do now.

Come on, guys, let's go upstairs

and have ourselves a nice, big celebration dinner.

Sounds good, as long as you're not cooking.

Perry, what are you doing here?

You're supposed to be supervising the academy.

I got bored.

Now that the students don't have bionics,

they're just a bunch of lame-os.

Actually, the real reason I'm here

is that I heard what happened to you guys,

and I'm just happy you're okay.

I can't believe it.

You do have a heart.

Simmer down, Holly Homemaker.

I was talking to them. You and I, still on the outs.

Okay, everybody, let's go upstairs

and make your mother feel better about herself

by eating her food.

You guys go ahead.

I'll be up in a minute.

How'd you like that, Marcus?

That's the last time you'll mess with Leo Dooley.

( whirring sound )

How the...

What's the matter, Leo?

Never seen an android regenerate before?

Part of my upgrade.

It's what makes me superior to humans.

You will never defeat me.

Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

( screaming )

Again...

I wanted... to do that!

Give me the gun.

Give me the gun!

What's up, guys?

Just heading back to the academy.

Oh, yeah, about that.

Um, since the students all have the upgrade,

there's no need to train them anymore.

They're all at the expert level.

So it's time to start breaking everybody up into teams.

Great. That means our team won't have to do all the work.

Actually, Chase, I'm breaking you guys up.

What?

What do you mean, Big D.?

You can't just...

just break us up.

I don't have a choice.

I need two of you to go to the academy

and oversee this transition,

and I need two of you to stay here and work on

a new project, a new team.

What new project?

Yeah. And what new team?

I can't give you all the details,

but I need you to make a decision.

I'll stay at the academy.

Me, too.

Okay, grab your gear. Get going.

Hey, don't worry, guys.

We'll be back together before you know it.

ADAM: Wait.

Hey, it doesn't matter where we are.

We'll always be a team.

BOTH: Yeah.

Bye, guys.

So...

you ready for your new adventure?